Bolton drip editionprev: >>222070220
House Whent is founded tonight, and it is confirmed that the Starks of Winterfell are STRONG, GREEN boys.
>>222074475get moon tea'd heh
Soon
>kill your series in your path for a rection on the Burlington Bar video.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
>>222074475>This is my infant son, Whent Whent>named so because he whents whentinglyNot sure how believers in this twitter screencap figure that will be portrayed without a multi-decade flash forward.
>>222074475>aemond's bloodline stops the night king>rhae's bloodline end with a mad queen (ironic lol) and a mentally retarded guy repeating "i dun wan eet"aemond won, greens won
>>222074540They create a new sigil and it’s the black bat of harrenhal
>>222074504He rapes corlys
>>222074512>haha strong woman killed the sexist chudi hate shitwoods so much its unreal
>>222074475>Jon technically forged lightbringer because he's the one who put Arya on the path of becoming a warrior with Needle>both sides of the Targ family with Stark blood contribute to ending the Long Nightholy fucking kino, bravo GRRM
>>222074611Other way around, he gets BLACKED tonight
>>222074540greencels really need a fucking win so bad they are willing to trust twitter
>>222074585The bat comes form house Lothston, who were already knocking about during the reigns of Aenys and Maegor.
>>222074512Besides all the heinous shit, they're really not picking up the pacing are they? The only relevant thing happens at the very start, then it's another nothing burger episode. Two more and it's another 2 years of waiting. It's even more ridiculous when you realise that after this they'll have like 10 episodes left in total to cover the riot, god's eye, rhaenyra's death, moon of three kings, aegon's return, battle of the kingsroad, hour of the wolf and probably several things I've forgotten. In all likelyhood most of this will be cut so they can instead follow up on their abysmal "fan"fic inventions. >>222074548Isn't Jon both green and black in that case though
>>222074522
>>222074650No, whent blood comes from cat
>>222074512do they realize they have only ten episodes left
>>222074650Their are slowing the pace because they need material for the last season I guess? Tumbleton took a whole fucking season not to mention they need more talking points to avoid the last few battles.
>>222074625um should siblings be behaving like that?
>Their are
>>222074534can't wait to see her slap Rhaena tonight
>Jamie was retconned from being a piece of shit to only slightly less
>>222074689My king I kneels
>>222074659sigma...
>>222074454>Bolton threadSo why did "20 good men" become a meme in the first place?
>>222074454I’ve got a fanfic for a Dunk and Egg story where there is a side character that is a Bolton nephew or something that is fostered in the South and is “the Flayed Knight”My idea is that he has a fake persona like some of the other tourney knights where he found himself unable to escape his dynastic reputation and stereotypical Bolton characteristics so he embraces it with Flayed Man armor and a spooky reputation. His pavilion would be pigskin or something so it resembles human skin. In actuality I imagine him being a cheerful man and a stereotypical “true knight” in private. He would be the red herring suspect amidst the main story which would involve some spooky goings on, disappearances, etc. and could end up helping Dunk
>>222074710Because it's absolute fucking retarded.
TAOOBA!
>>222074660Oh yeah, my bad>>222074680The final third of the war is the most eventful, so it's really retarded any way you look at it
cant wait for e7, alys is going to protect aemond from alicent. >i've come to kill my sonnot so fast slut, hes got a new better mommy now
>>222074650>Moon of three kingsCut out>Battle of the kingsroadOffscreen like Fishfeed>Hour of the Wolf2 minute scene of Cregan executing Larys
>>222074710Because Bron from season 1
Rape?
>>222074721Whats retarded about it? Stannis' army was in poor condition and he didn't know the north very well compared to Ramsay. Northerners are experts at winter warfare
>>222074696Jaime chapters are incredibly kino though.
>welp, Missy got stretch marks after pregnancy*goes to Stone Hedge to pick up Barba 2*
>>222074758>gods eye>aegon taking dragon stone>the riots>the moon of the 3 kings>the death of rhaenyra>the second tumbleoton>borros taking kings landing>the muddy mess>the hour of the wolfThey are going to cut most of it.
>>222074769>a white male getting protected>in this showlol
>>222074798I just want to see Storming of Dragonpit and the Chomp.
>>222074784book's getting raped for surerhaenyra gets throne cancer, joffrey baratheon was a CHUD who made up LIES about her death
>post timeskip>Jaime has become both the leader of the largest brotherhood without banners successor group and gone completely batshit>Ned Dayne has to kill him to free the Riverlands from the tyranny of the mad robber knight>it's like poetry, it rhymes
>>222074012luke is icsh
>>222074512>rhae cutting herself on the thronethe throne rejected her, its over
>>222074819>Westeros' patriarchal society could never accept a successful woman on the throne, that's why the maesters (who are males) had to make up lies about Rhaenyra's life>we are here to tell you the true story :-)
So when will the recast Jaehaera come into the story? Is it a flash forward, a vision, something else?
>>222074899theres nothing left to film if they just ff unless they are going full fanfic
>>222074899Did they age her up so much just so she can be depicted getting raped?
>>222074512>Throne cuts Rhaenyra instead of her having her periodThat's how I know this is fake
>>222074899vision or not if daemon wont groom this hes gay
>>222074899That's not Jaehaera though
>>222074534
>>222074927Yeah the period stuff immediately made me think they were trying to rewrite the throne rejecting her
>>222074899og girl jaehaera is iclh
>>222074899This is Jaehaera though.
>>222074940shes explaining how her meeting with jace went
>>222074937Oops, you're right, this is Jaehaera
>Helaena goes insane because she can’tLeaveGrim
So Gwayne wanted Criston to run off with him and go live with him in Oldtown as lovers, yes?
>>222075011stop believing bullshit leaks
>>222075003>Hold the door>Open the doorPottery, rhymes
>>222075019the same leaks have Alicent agreeing to literally murder her son for Rhaenyra tho, they are believable
>>222075011Ser Crispy's violent rage towards Leanor's Lonmouth boytoy was internalized homophobia all along.
Helaena bukkake
>>222074454Wow what an incredibly edgy picture. I hate the CIA.
>>222075011>run away with me and watch the sunrise in oldtown? <3>no, and infact i would rather commit suicideas far as rejections go this was pretty bad
>>222074512Cole had so much potential to his character and ever since he had that chimp out against the gay guy in season 1 they've done nothing with him. Had a couple good doomer speeches and that's it.
>>222074845Jeor is icsh
>>222075019This are not leaks anon, people saw the new episode on the comicon.
>>222074499The kid was Born, last we saw in him canon was Allys outlaw army bending the knees to him in the middle of Harrenhall
>>222075123>The Great Ranging, whatever happened there
>>222075160We only to great rapings now, ser.
>>222074512>Aegon stuck in commedy >Aemond cut from the plot, trapped into the Harrenhall subplot hell>Imprison-inducted abort for Halaena>Alicent ready to kill another of her sons>Chud coward Ormund and Gwayne the only positive green character outed as a faggot>Cole no scoped by a woman>Daemon going schizo for falling to kill a couple of cospirators>The complete waste of screentime every time Daemon's nigglet girls appearWhat a massive disaster. Only positive leak is the Throne cut
>>222075112did you forget how he licked Alicent's snizz in S2? Peak of his character ark desu
>>222075194>the only positive green characterThe only positive character in the whole show.
>>222074512What?Didn't he gave Vigilance for Daeron to kill a man and them Tessarion burned and eat his corpse all that in front of him, literally two steps over all without him even bating a eye?
>>222075194>What a massive disaster. Only positive leak is the Throne cutYou think that doesn't mean Rhae Rhae is going to die of throne cancer instead of whatever fiction the maesters later invented?
>>222075228No, forget about that it didn't happen
>>222074454I'm binging every episode this season and I just don't think I can do it, every other character is a woman or black and it feels completely out of place. In the episode I'm watching now the queen is having menstrual cramps for crying out loud, it's just too woke for me.
>>222075228>>222075252Literally schizo writing, what a fuck.
>>222075213What with all the raping there's probably a load of (STI) positive characters
Who will claim Sansa's maidenhead?
>how much longer do i have to wait? rhaenyra left to her own devices will never gona kill my fuckin animal sons.
>>222075315Harry the heir.
>>222075315Sweetrobin's already nuzzling her breasts. He’ll be sticking his fingers in in no time.
>>222075358That would be so kino
>In Season 2 Gwayne wanted to party with whores at an inn before Criston calls him a dumbass who's going to get fried by a dragon>Season 3, Gwayne's a fag
>>222075315
>>222075372I doubt he can get hard lol and he will die anyway
>>222075398the seed is strong
>>222075315My close personal friend Myranda Royce has it on good authority that the singer Marillion already has.
>>222075412the seed is strong but the motherfucker is half dead already
>>222075378It can't be helped, after spending all that time with Cole it's inevitable he wanted his dick. It's a Hightower thing.
>>222075431>It's a Hightower thing.It can't be. I'm not a Hightower and I would want his dick too.
Why did he do it?
>>222075412Sweetrobin ejaculates dust and would die upon achieving la petite mort.
>>222075378All a ruse>Oh no, the whores all cancelled. Oh well, the two of us can still party.
>>222075431>turns princesses horny>makes queens throw their honor away>turns men gayhow does he do it
>>222075486>and our hands, they almost touched.
>>222075427>>222075487Sansa's pussy will rejuvenate Sweetrobin and help him live to the ripe age of 90
>>222075011>You could come to Oldtown with me, have a happy life, we could watch sunset from the top of the hightower every day together :)Yeah, it was really fucking obvious.
>>222075496nihrizzilism
>>222075529>We could howl every night and wake the very gods...
>hey, its my favorite cousin gayne...ehm sorry i mean gwayne!
>>222075496Women and gays both possess the "I can fix him!" gene
>>222075580>pot calling kettle black
>>222075230Maybe Aegon will feed her already dead body to Sunfyre instead
>>222074435But it doesn't make sense.> episode opens with Oscar Tully saying Cole has destroyed bridge in front of him>his goal is Thumbleton>he sennds Lord Peak (?) to Stone Kept with 100 of his fasted riders so they can secure "bridgehead">Cole follow thems and by the end of the episode they find another burned bridgeSo, the implication is they were cutting through some wilderness, but if it really is blackwater rush why wouldn't they just follow the river?
>>222075230>>222075614It's pretty obvious sunfyre will burn rhaenyra but she will survive because fire cannot kill a dragon then the kingsguard will kill her
I'll never believe that LF wants to kill his own son.
>>222075614nah, the writers want something much lamer for aegon
>>222075604its not gay if its rape
“I will be the lady of the water, and you, the dragon lord by my side.”
>>222075644either that or>alicent steps into the fire to burn with rhae>sunfyre refuses to kill her>she dies but aegon gets humiliated in the process somehowbut no matter how she dies we'll have a massive foid chimp out. dany going mad 2.0
>>222075637Because the writers are retards who came up with the guerilla bullshit burning bridges as an excuse to turn Criston into a medieval doomer Col Kurtz with Gwayne turning his back on him but still need him to die at the Butchers Ball so they disregarded the geography.The book as failed as it is just has him ambushed before reaching the Blackwater.
>Lady Lysa and Lord Petyr had the third-story bedchamber to themselves, but the tower was small . . . and true to her word, her aunt screamed. It had begun to rain outside, driving the feasters into the hall one floor below, so they heard most every word. “Petyr,” her aunt moaned. “Oh, Petyr, Petyr, sweet Petyr, oh oh oh. There, Petyr, there. That’s where you belong.” Lady Lysa’s singer launched into a bawdy version of “Milady’s Supper,” but even his singing and playing could not drown out Lysa’s cries. “Make me a baby, Petyr,” she screamed, “make me another sweet little baby. Oh, Petyr, my precious, my precious, PEEEEEETYR!” Her last shriek was so loud that it set the dogs to barking, and two of her aunt’s ladies could scarce contain their mirth.
>>222075744It's not going to be as bad as dany if she dies like I said or in another heroic way.
>>222075695scene doesn't really work considering the Gendry actor isn't any bigger than Jon, and Gendry is comparatively a more dramatic reduction in height compared to his father
>>222075758Hoster has a lot of sexual neuroses to answer for.
>>222075758>another sweet little babyWhy Hoster, why?
>>222075751Gods, S1 was so kino
>>222075805>>222075826He was a terrible 'Euron' but he was the only person at the end having any fun so he's alright by me.
>>222075826Not very chivalrous was it
>>222075758>both Tully daughters have a creampie fetishWhat are they pouring into the Blackwater?
>>222075842This was a really good one
>>222075864>creampie fetishBeing normal isn't a fetish
>>222075826>>222075842He's a real one for this.
>>222075826how come euron didnt rape bad poosey? book euron would have done it
>>222075875>Greetings from Kazakhstan
>>222075908show euron wanted cersei
>>222075908book euron prefers to rape boys
>>222075895What a bizarre waste of Tom Hopper.
>>222075886>Lyssa Tully>normal
>>222075886Coomers take the most normal thing in the world, invent a disgusting porn word for it and pretend it's a fetish.
>>222075927I mean, she would have been if Hoster didn't...
>>222075959it's so these guys >>222075942>>222075895>>222075919feel adequately represented
>>222075974melly sexo
>>222075942imagine the burlington bar reaction when strong independent foid kills criston cole. (i miss bessie, imagine her jumping up and down in joy with her massive milkers bouncing)
>>222075974she was so hot, my god
>>222075994>it's this long and covered in scales
>>222075996Try not to think about how much they must be sagging by now.
>>222075996>three cowardly cucks are erased from existenceGood.
>>222075919what is wrong with these people?I get cheering for dragon action scenes but a safe horny sex scene? are they twelve?
>>222076023Want a seat at the bar? Better get reacting, boy.
>>222075974In a just world, the costume designer would have won an Emmy for this outfit alone
>>222076023>I get cheering
>>222075614Sunfyre will choke on Rhaenyra’s valyrian steel infused skeleton.
>Hates Targs, faggots and bad odourOrmund is the most literally me character since Androw Farman
>>222076023They are Jonerys shipfags, so mentally they are.Jonsa>Jon/Arya>Jon/Stannis>Jon/Satin>Jon/Theon>Jon/Robb>Jon/Sam>Jon/Val>>>Jon/Tyrion>>>Jonerys
why does https://asearchoficeandfire.com not contain Fire and Blood? Seriously it has every novella grrm ever published except this one
We get to see Cristen die tonight right?
>>222076092Isn’t fire and blood just half of the Targaryen section of world of ice and fire
>>222076096He gets off-screened, enjoy another Mysaria scene.
>>222076096Yes he dies early in the episode
>>222076107no it covers the same story but it's extended significantly
So what was the big change that would make people seethe? Most of the episode seems to be pure fanfiction
>>222075989Fake reaction bar.
>>222076143criston getting shot by black aly instead of a bunch of norf niggers
Elia Martell rejected a great guy because he farted in front of herI shed no tears for her
>>222076161the riverlord archers killed cole in the book not the northfags
>>222076074In this house we only ship the gormless bastard with a miraculously survived and strangely cold to the touch Ygritte, BOY.
They’reMaking dreamfyre into syrax
>>222076143i imagine the big change twatter referred to was Rhaenyra sending Alicent to kill Aemond
>>222076168At least let him have some wildling princess Val action on the side.
>>222075751>>222075813It was.
>>222076182I personally find that hilarious
>Elia Martell rejected a great guy because he farted in front of her>I shed no tears for her
>>222076167>bl*ackwoods>northfagssame thing
>>222076168Ygritte raped Jon. We do not ship rapist and their victim if they are opposite sex.
>>222074845season 1 bran is icsh
>>222076182Read someone mention this last night. I could actually see it happening
>>222075123*looks at you icsh-ly*
>>222076182How is that a change, Alicent has been trying to get her children murdered since last season
>>222076225It is happening
>>222076214Jun Snu is to gormless to ever initiate coitus on his own.Proactive action was needed.
whore
>>222076274Satin could give him all the sexual education he needed.
>>222076270Hopefully they do the no song line
The Mad King play looks way more interesting, fuck HOTD
>>222076315See>>222074512There is no line
How did the Valyrian Freehold not control the entire world? With hundreds of dragons and powerful sorcerers how the FUCK did Old Ghis and the Dothraki and the Free Cities even compete?
Could Jaime win the war for Cersei’s cunt?
>>222076180qrd
>>222076337They controlled everything around the freehold and probably planned to take westeros but the doom happened.
>>222076315I'm sorry
>>222076337Valyrians jobbed to grass>Also, the confederation of cities later called the Kingdom of Sarnor survived the Valyrian expansion thanks to the great plain that separated one from the other
>>222076337>Valyrian Freehold not control the entire worldassume the 40 houses that ruled it antagonized each other to such a degree they were the reason they did not took over the planetalso bad writing
>>222076319I think HotD is a more interesting setting, the problem is the ideological agenda of the writers who want to iron out all the nuanced conflict and complex characters of ASOIAF in favor of girlboss smashing the patriarchy The Tourney of Harrenhal is an almost mythical event in the canon and I can't imagine the play is going to live up to what I've imagined in my head
>dies like a bitch in the books >dies like a bitch in the show Why do people blame the show for what GRRM does?
>>222076351No, he already lost to Moonboy.
>>222076383most people here cope really hard and pretend his death is super heroic and based
>>222076377I mean don't care to actually watch the play, I would have preferred a movie but I'm happy because it's going to clear up a lot of lore details and we finally get to see certain characters in the flesh like Ashara Dayne
>>222075826>>222075842>>222075875Euron's ironborn kind of reminded me of Sardaukar from the 1984 Dune
>>222074979>>222074995We've seen Jaehaera a few times this season and she's still a toddler. If they come back one episode and she's magically a 10 year old and nobody says anything it would genuinely be absolutely retarded. When they recast Tommen and Myrcella as older we hadn't seen them for like 2 seasons.
Unironically looking forward to Ormund's homophobic comments
>>222076411It's just Helaena having a vision of the future.
>most people here cope really hard and preten-*falls off his horse and dies*Huh?
>>222076383hes death is heroic in the books. if anything its better than daemon anime hero jump from his dragon. cole is a hero of chuds and the smallfolk not some author's pet
How can Brienne of Tarth be descended from Duncan?
>>222076427>It's just Helaena having a vision of the future.A vision of her death...
>>222076383His enemies were afraid of fighting him, so they shot him with arrows. I don’t think that’s a stupid death.
Death to all Dornish bastards!!!!
>>222076372>they were the reason they did not took over the planetgood mornings
>>222076442Dunk slept with Egg's sister who later wed lord Tarth with a Dunkling already in her belly.
>>222076404>thinking the play is going to be part of the main book canon
>>222076432>and the smallfolkhe killed tens of thousands of smallfolk and committed genocide, he is filth due to this and this is why the 2 old men and the 1 not old he challenged killed him like that
>Rhapegar saw this and decided it was worth pissing off four out of nine kingdoms
>gets bullied by ormund>still saves him from assassins while ormund pisses himself and faintslol whats wrong with heterosexual "men"?
>overhead rotating and slowly zooming out shot of Aemond lying in a pool of his own blood>Alys and Alicent hissing like shecats, clawing at and throwing shit at each other>GOODNIGHT VIENNA>YOU CITY OF A MILLION MELODIES
>>222076506
>>222076484Which part of the books Dunk lost his virginity?
>Dany shows up at Astapor>Jorah infodumps about how the Unsullied are magically the world's best infantry>even though it's book 3 and we've never heard this before and will also never see them used by anyone else as anything more than door guards>Astapor is basically crumbling and has put every aspect of their defense into the hands of their Unsullied>Dany is a guest and offers to buy some in bad faith>Astapori sell ALL their Unsullied to Dany *inside* the walls of their city>Dany breaks guest rite and turns on the Astapori, slays every male over 12 and leaves with over 10,000 soldiersIn hindsight, Dany's Unsullied really are the biggest asspull of the first three books
>>222076432How was it known that Daemon did an anime jump if nobody else was present in the sky to see it?
>>222075751>invented sceneshit>Oh, Cersei is lovely to look at, truly, but cold… the way she guards her cunt, you’d think she had all the gold of Casterly Rock between her legs.
>NOOOOOOO Criston's death was NOT heroic and norfs were NOT cowards stop saying that!
>>222076494the script has GRRM's approval and contains information he hasn't publicly revealed before, it's canon
>>222076469???
>>222076484>Dunk is a pedoSad
>>222076564lol k
>>222076542he's still a virgin in the books
>>222076497>strong independent norfmen and riverfolk>afraid to fight someone 3v1
>>222076548don't trust the maesters except for when it comes to anime fightsmaester glydan's Histories of Goku vs Freiza is particularly illuminating >>222076562wasn't it the rivermen that killed Cole?
>>222076542Pre-books, to a gold cloak.
>>222076469She refused to apologize for her wheelhouse.Darkstar did nothing wrong.
>>222076602yes but new copes drop every day
Fan discourse if Asoiaf was written like fire and blood >you think George is a stark fan? Fuckin retard, he literally kills off the whole family in brutal ways, George HATES the starks and is giving them karmic punishment
>>222074454
>>222076591Weber?
>new play>its literally just niggers and white women who fuck themhow can we stop anglos from creating ""art""?
>>222076484The less dramatic, and frankly interesting version is that Dunk had a bastard with some random woman on Tarth whom Brienne's mother descends from.
>>2220766022 rivercucks and 1 norf
>>222076383t. iphone user
>>222076628Ned is a traitor who betrayed his best friend for power and he deserved to die. Joffrey was a chill guy who was the victim of propaganda
>>222076636he just kissed her, no willy in vagina action
Whom would you have cast for Darkstar?
Why does Melisandre hate Patchface so much?
>>222076679a man of the night
>>222076683he's fat and retarded
I LOVE House of the Dragon /tv/ and I dont care what you think about me liking it
>>222076679Literally me.
>>222076636Just kisses. Dunk still pure
>>222076659Why do people like Jaime, he broke his oath and killed his king for power, he wasn’t this complex character like Lannisterstans cope, George meant for you to hate him
I like House Baratheon.
>should i give blackfyre to my cringe nerd son who probably cant even use it>or to my gigachad bastardhe did nothing wrong
>>222076663You need to read between the lines, just like Dunk was between her thighs
>>222076730GRRM isn't exactly subtle when it comes to sex
>>222076729>he did nothing wrongTrue, he devalued remaining Targ legitimacy and caused the killing of more Targs and "totally not Targ" Targs
>>222076707His POVs and the GOT actor made him loved, but honestly i feel George only came up with the current Jaime between book 2 and 3 when he soft retconned the character. Early Jaime was clearly a full villain as confirmed by the earliest draft of the saga that had him as the final human villain
>>222076729Give blackfyre to the loser nerd or the school jock
>>222076659the hbo shill content creators say stuff like the joff was a psycho and crazy for killing ned. but from his perspective ned was a trator and a rat. joff doesnt know hes a bastard. he even loves bobby b. he thinks ned came to kings landing as robert's best friend to be hand of the king and as soon as robert died he tried to usurp the throne from his son. name 1 person who wouldnt behead a traitor like that. ned would do it if he was in the same situation
>>222076796Meanwhile he made Cersei a schizophrenic who murdered her best friend when she was 10 years old and is obsessed with prophecy
>>222076826>name 1 person who wouldnt behead a traitor like that.anyone with political nous, especially when a Wall deal has already been agreed >ned would do it if he was in the same situationunlikely
>>222076729>>or to my gigachad bastardDaemon wasn’t his son.
>>222075758Petyrs the man. Sansa is so lucky
>>222076719why? Baratheon genes are WEAK
>>222075942>>222075996Is that really her name. Honestly glad I don’t have any friends. These guys would probably be the best I could do.
>>222076845Cersei remained evil from the start to now at least, but even her GOT her soft retcon when her POVs revealed to us she wasnt a genius plotter but just a very, very lucky moron with mental illness
>>222076826The fact that Joffrey is a serial killer in waiting is established by the fact that he spent his early years disemboweling pregnant cats because he thought it would make Robert like him.
>>222076383he is a patriot, i hope him the best
>>222076933He did it because he heard the cat has kittens inside and wanted to see them.
>uhm akshually jeoffrey dindu nuffin>I'm very smart
Alys Rivers is really fucking ugly.
>>222076922The Lannister twins were both evil of course but in AGOT Cersei is portrayed as the most calm, sensible of the pair while Jaime is the hothead. But then in AFFC this is retconned and Cersei is a just barely functional psycho kek
>David Lightbringer has a new video on Dornebased
>>222076980Why are you watching David Lightbringer and calling him based
so whats alicent's plan? how is she going to kill aemond? seduce him and then stab him while hes asleep or what lmao. it makes no sense, its like cersei sending sansa away alone to assassinate robb
>>222076351>kidnaps Cersei before she’s married to Robert and sails for the Free cities so they can get married. Becomes the toughest mercenary in all the land. Eventually gains notice of the golden company. Tearful confession to Connington about failing to protect Rhaegar’s children. They hug it out like Rhaegarsimps would. Jaime is overjoyed that faegon is alive but then becomes skeptical.
>>222077019Because he's David Lightbringer
>>222077021She’s gonna claim Cannibal.
>>222077021she is a whore, not better than the whore of dragonstone#truegreenpatriots will put her down
>>222077019because1) he has a new video 2) great content3) he's based!
>>222077021shes not gonna kill her own son you idiot
>>222077039His theories are wrong and he’s up his own ass
>>222077035>Cersei becomes Robert's new unattainable oneitis
>>222076544Do the (((essosi))) even have guest rite? Pretty sure Dany has been threatened as a guest before a couple times in Essos.
Bitch has Bayek of Siwa in her council, why isn’t she sending him to kill Aemond?
>>222077062but thats her mission according to leaks to kill aemond in harrenhal
>>222077035>Tywin has invest fully in dwarfcoin since he refuses to get another wife
for whomever is making the busty Margaery edits, thank you. they're kino.
>>222076899>Is that really her name.yes
>>222076980I was happy that Ormund namedropped Meria Martell in the last episode
>>222074454I want to feed all my sticky princes to Cersei.
>>222077287but he was sexist towards her
>>222077062She's already wrote them off and given Rhaenyra the go ahead to kill them and to some degree tried to help her do it already
>>222077317just a little
>another episode>another aegon humiliation ritual incominghes the most pathetic "king" in westerosi history lol
>>222077373But enough about Aerys II
>>222077317aegon the conquerer called her a toad, didn't see anyone calling him sexist
>>222077373>Decides not to crash out on his grandpa and keeps him as hand What changes?
>>222077373>>222077393it's kind of weird how many of the targaryen kings were humiliated or cuckolded or just plain crazy
>>222074512i havent watched the previous ep and won't watch this ep either. just wipe trash show from the public consciousness please.just gonna watch "hotd is bad" sort of videos to cope.
>>222077428Aerys wasn't a cuck tho
>>222077329Isn't the fourth book in Winterfell?
>>222077467T+R=D
>>222077503>he thinks there will be a fourth Dunk and Eggoh no no no no no nooooooooo
>>222077373Still won
>>222077516he's announcing itin 2 weeks
>>222077516I mean I know there isn't going to be, but wasn't She Wolves supposed to be the fourth one and that's supposed to be basically entirely in an already explored location
>>222077510tyrion+renly=daeron?
>>222077550He was writing two simultaneously. She-Wolves in Winterfell and A Village Hero, set somewhere in the Riverlands.
>>222077556Tywin + Rhaella = Daenerys I assume?The implication that if Aerys raped Joanna then Tywin decided to fucking rape Rhaella kekJust two bros trying to outrape eachother
>>222077550I don't think GRRM is entirely sure himself, he has apparently been working on several Dunk and Egg stories and hasn't decide the exact chronology
>>222077373>viserys was sad after his wife died and pumped several sons into Alicent leading to a civil war because he’s a stupid fuckAegon is a battle scarred dragon rider. Viserys dragon lost the will to live after this bitch claimed him.
>>222077510Tywin hasn't had consensual sex in his life.He would have made a fantastic green.
>women are weak and stupid!>*takes his 4th bubble bath of the day*>gays are cringe!>*experiences his 6th emotional breakdown of the day*>targs are low iq savages!>*loses a board game and throws a temper tantrum*
>>222077602Tywin would have never hurt Joanna
>she wolves of winterfell Oh fun, a bunch of ugly girlboss hags cat fighting, can’t wait
>>222077611based aryan
I'm not going to watch this episode today and pretend Criston escaped to Essos
>>222077602Tywin and his wife liked each other. In fact it is speculated that "Tywin shits gold" joke refers to the time when Joanna put gilded dildo in him, it got stuck and he needed maester's help.
>>222077642Let the man fucking die in peaceHe would just hate himself in Essos
>>222077658kek
>>222077660He escaped to Essos and became a champion of the fighting pits, married a princess or some shitthats my headcanon and im sticking with it
>>222076520Wait the what now
>>222077706But that’s not an honarabu ending for a samurai warrior
>>222074512>Baela and Alyn make outI always get him and Addam confused so it didn't register at first.I know they marry in the books, but what the FUCK
reminder that Tywin had a secret tunnel built in the tower of the hand so he could skulk off like a little rat to have sex in brothels away from his bitch wife
>>222077105Noguest rights are faith of the seven thing
>>222077622>implying that he just went to bed seething after she came home stinking of AerysThe man is a dyed in the wool raper. He probably raped Tytos' second mistress before humiliating her.
>>222077706Arrow goes brrrttttt
>>222077634maybe its going to be a bunch of hot warrior women that want to have sex with dunk. like theres a scene where they go into battle and return victorious but all their clothes are torn off and things like that. after all george is a massive gooner
>ck3 agot worked fine yesterday>now crashes when loadingWhat the FUCK.
>>222077744he only had that long after his wife was already dead
>>222077747Norfs have it too and had it before Andals arrived.
>>222077658Tywins tight butt hole literally shat gold.
>>222077760the maesters did this
>>222077706He escaped to his native Dorne and had chromosonally endowed children with Mysaria.
>>222077773>trusting a northerner>ever>>222077754and the men who killed Cristonwhere are they now?
>>222077772this is cope, Tywin is exactly like Tytos and exactly like Tyrionit's a fact that Lannister men have a woman problem
>>222077760>ck2 agot worked fine yesterday>still works fine today:)))))
>best friends with tywin>still fucks his fiancé and takes her maidenheadevil bastard
>>222077105Yeah it's common in Essos too. We see it in Qarth and Braavos, for example.
>>222077797I don't get the bottom right reference
>>222077634>implying that one of the eponymous she-wolves won't be young Nan, nicknamed for the crazy animalistic sex she has with Dunk
>>222077820how did he wipe his arse with those nails?
How’s Rhaenyra praying in the Sept of Baelor when Baelor hasn’t been born to build the Sept of Baelor yet?
>>222077831his privy chamberlain does that
>>222077820>The Mad Lad King
>>222077831Tywin wiped for him. Don't haven't you learned your Georgisms?
>>222077847did medieval kings really have a royal arsewiper?
>>222077797Paste of trampled leaf.
>>222077831>the king shits and the hand wipesdaily humiliation ritual for tywin
>>222077824Non-canon cuckold fantasy about Barbrey sleeping with Brandon before her marriage to the Dustin guy.
>>222077869https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
>>222077821But is it more so dang that’s a shitty thing to shank a guest of your house. To my Gods will literally send me to the worst hell to be tortured for the rest of eternity for this grave sin.
>>222077912>It is a matter of some debate as to whether the duties involved cleaning the king's anusDo bongs really?
>>222077820>takes her maidenheadI thought he raped her after she'd already had Jaime and Cersei, and that Tyrion was the malformed imp spawn from the rape?
>>222077971it was a great honour...
>>222077836omg why can't you enjoy a show finally showing a woman ruling while on her period
>>222077901>Non-canon>Brandon was never shy about taking what he wanted. I am old now, a dried-up thing, too long a widow, but I still remember the look of my maiden's blood on his cock the night he claimed me. I think Brandon liked the sight as well. A bloody sword is a beautiful thing, yes. It hurt, but it was a sweet pain.
>>222077971yes but she was also his mistress before she married tywin. he basically used her as a cheap cumdumpster whenever he wanted to. its not good
>>222077971>>222077988Its just as important as cupbearer. I know of 2 Dukes who got stabbed through anus with spear...
Imagine still watching this shite
>>222078044>Aerys needed to act like first night was still a thing to finally get a crumb of Stacy pussy
>>222078146>>222078146>>222078146
>>222078022While Brandon was a top shagger I'm not sure if the bitter old woman of barrowton is someone we should take at face value.
>>222077836>Sept of BaelorWho said is the Sept of Baelor?Is just any Sept, for the Faith of the Seven.
>>222078145Young Aerys was handsome and charismatic as hell and canonically drowning in mistresses.Twink death no doubt played no small part in his spiraling into insanity and adopting Tywin's pussy getting methods.
in a better reality daemon teamed up with aemond, they genocided dorne and commited numerous war crimes in essos
>>222077329M-MUH E-CELEB!!!!!!!!!
