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>>222102102he is stable
aaagghh
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
Reminder that GRRM formally disowned HOTD
I wept when the Last Hero of the War, Criston the True, was murdered in such a dishonourable way. If Ned Stark was there, he wouldn't have allowed it.
>>222102149rare fatman w
Rhaenyrasisters..
>>222102102lmaoing at the OP image
>>222102102>>222102151cole is supposedly the greatest warrior, with a morning star he never uses in the series but also uses a sword, and challenges 2 old men and an adult in the books and an old man and a teenager in the seriescole had killed tens of thousands in villagers and this is why he is slain that wayI'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account.—Pate of Longleaf to Cristonhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Criston_Cole
I'll try stopping my sword swing, that's a good trick!
>>222102102Criston Cole looked disgusting - arrows protruding - in his in his bloody shirt before Oscar Tully. Very very disrespectful.
>>222102102egg is icsh
>>222102182>There's tens o' thousands dead on your account.Reddit moment from the character. All the deaths are on the souls of Viserys, Daemon and Rhaenyra. The Three Defective Heads.
>>222102175Irrefutable proof that Rhaenyra is NOT meant to be Queen.
>>222102102Wow nice to see leftists are compassionate about gun crime
>>222102182>cole is supposedly the greatest warrior, with a morning star he never uses in the seriesuhm nigga did you watch the episode. cole takes 20 men in under a minute with his morningstar.
>>222102102>>222102176>>222102201yeah about what i expect from hotd fans
i just found out that mysaria is the hot asian android from ex machina, wtf
>>222102205Olivia Cooke always looks half drunk to me
>>222102175>Chosen by the Iron Throne>Chosen by the Valyrian gods (most beautiful dragon & dragon dreamer wife)>Chosen by the Faith of the Seven (annointed by high septon, and born a man)AEGON MY RIGHTFUL KING
>>222102190It was really nice of those enemy soldiers to come after Cole 1 by 1!
any other moms in fiction who gave their lives to their children on a silver platter? (in other words wanted their sons dead?)
>>222102177>>222102182Seething foids kek.
>>222102102Death to Criston ColeIt was 600 million
>>222102102Alicent will be Aegon III’s Hand. Calling it now. No Tyland torture plotline either. Tyland will get master of coin again.
>>222102205halaena bad ash damn
Why does GRRM hate Condal so much?
>"Criston the Kingmaker had set brother against sister and divided the Kingsguard against itself, bringing on the terrible war the singers named the Dance of the Dragons." —thoughts of Arys OakheartInteresting. The Simp Loser who dies for pussy, Aegon, is one of the few people in the Main Story who was pro-Rhaenyra.
>cole is supposedly the greatest warrior, with a morning star he never uses in the series but also uses a sword, and challenges 2 old men and an adult in the books and an old man and a teenager in the series>cole had killed tens of thousands in villagers and this is why he is slain that way>I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account.>—Pate of Longleaf to Criston>https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Criston_Cole
>>222102206>icshwhat?
>>222102235My god she looked good in season 1, no one Aemond wants to fuck her
>>222102182dis nigga has tomatoes on his eyes
>>222102102Same energy
>>222102175The black(ed)fags will never live this down.
BUMS AGAINST THE WALLS LADS, THERE'S A HIGHTOWER IN THE THREAD
>>222102266uhhh did you watch hotd?
>>222102247Built for giant veiny host of Dornish spearmen
>>222102226Cope and seethe.
>>222102311Yeah but... George personally vouched for the guy as being the right man for the job...
>>222102321you are human excrement
>>222102205Helena just like D'arcy uglifies herself irl
>>222102102>"My daddy was a nobody! I'm going out in a blaze of glory!">Alys Blackwood: "Nah retard, eat these arrows and fuck off". Instead of Cole being outplayed by the Rivermen, they retconned him into being a nihilistic pussy that willingly went to his death with like 20 men around him.
>retarded dragon bursts through the floor killing and maiming hundreds>not the hecking pupperino They should be cheering lmao.
>>222102247who? the whore that kills cole?
>>222102340she looks nice tho
>>222102226gonna cry?
>>222102340You are just gay. She looks cute af
No Quarter is a warcrime btw. Another notch on the "Blackbelt", so to speak.
>>222102343>Instead of Cole being outplayed by the RivermenGreenfags complain about the show producers but they changed everything to make him look good.
RIP
>aryan blonde guy does evil shit >women love him >brown guy does the same stuff>women label him incel Yeah that’s about how it goes
>>222102354A dragon is worth more than a hundred streetshitters
may allah bless his soul. death to jewish archers
>We've come to die for the dragon que->IS THAT A SINGLE DORNISHMAN!? AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE ARCHERS SAVE ME
>>222102365>>222102376looks way better in the show when done up normally
>mfw fraudchecked by SIR Cristan Cole
>>222102354The fact they had Otto just bemoaned that it made Aegon look weak and didn't try to spin it into bad publicity for Rhaenyra that the evil dragon bitch who killed a hundred odd commoners joined her side is so fucking stupid.
>>222102338At least I'm not dead like your idol lmao.
>>222102383TG only has rape on their mind
>>222102383Why did they hate Cole so much
>>222102394Which is sad because Matt smith is a hideous inbred looking dude.
I have lost all interest in this season and the show in general. I only watched the last episode because I had literally nothing else to do while neeting and bedrotting.And what garbage this was again. People teleporting all over the place to have retarded scenes with each other. Alicent is more eager than ever to kill her sons to keep chilling with her daughter. Good thing that Rhaenyra is her bestie. And apparently Gwayn is gay now?? Can't allowe a straight withe guy to be good I guess, especially not on team green.Oh, and we got more rape. Hugh's bitch wife got fucked off screen on the road? And she's crying about what? That she left him to wander around alone while he followed his plan and succeeded in becoming a Dragon Lord?
>>222102394Common Aryan W
>>222102406well yeah, most actors look better on screen because of flattering angles and teams of professional makeup artists and costumes
>>222102225>with his morningstar.HE HAS A FLAIL IN THE SHOW NOT A MORNING STAR
>>222102405They're trying so hard to make Roddy look cool while he does absolutely nothing to warrant looking cool.
>>222102201
>>222102399And more than a hundred street shitters died there. Also she had Aegon in her grasp and refused to blast him.
>>222102405Cole killed poor old man Beesbury and proclaimed Aegon the king. His actions caused the deaths of tens of thousands. If Cole took out any 1 lord before dying the common folk would make songs about his glory. Fuck that shit. Riddle him with arrows and be done with that usurping piece of shit.
>>222102402>a zionist sniper shot cole, and her side called the victim a war criminal coincidence?
>>222102175The one true king...
>>222102440George doesn’t know the difference
>greens are a bunch of gays, mutts, oathbreakers, drunkards, How do you root for these fags?
>>222102102too soon
why are people saying gwayn is gay i must have missed something
Daemon is so goated his house went to shit the moment he died
>>222102473you missed a lot
>>222102382>they changed everything to make him look good.yes, they removed the tens of thousands of women and children etc smallfolk he butchered systematically etc
>>222102440kys
soon
>>222102340lol the copes, but youre completely right. she still looks decent with an intentionally ugly haircut and clothes but thats only thanks to her white genetics
>>222102483Riverm*n aren’t people
>>222102457>I-I'm n-not afraid! I j-just don't want to fight him because he'd look too cool killing me!No wonder the Dustins went extinct.
>>222102209>>222102225>>222102244>>222102303dead gypsy called cole the retard :)
>>222102473>why are people saying gwayn is gayBecause sub-80 IQ "people" can't conceptualize it in their head that if a character A calls character B a faggot, it doesn't necessarily mean that character B is indeed a faggot just because character A said so.
>>222102383lmaothis show is pathetic
>>222102473You missed lots of scenes and implications then, yeah. This was a thing in season2 already
>>222102498I literally look like him. Should I rape?
>>222102479He really is the most competent character in the history of the series. I cant think of someone else who has always been right and always succeeded at everything and never lost a fight.
>>222102489>>222102504dead dark skinned vomitoid humanoid
>>222102521I'm pretty sure he only rapes Corlys.
>>222102498How is he so fast? Hightower Dawn magic?
>>222102469At least they aren't niggers.
how does ormund have talented assassins in king's landing + somehow sends a small group to track down and ambush corlys?
>>222102531>t. polacks of Westeros seething
This series ends with bran as godking (decended from aemond) and the Targaryens officially extinct
>>222102383It was hilarious to watch interviews of Fabien and see how utterly done he was with the shitshow. Interview lady tried to make it seem like Criston has a code and he goes "does he? it seems like his code just shifts depending on the situation depending on the writing lol"
>>222102214Correct.
I’ve had more emotion over tyland appearing than anything in season 3
>>222102506your queen's legacy is literal dragon shit. sit down nigga
>>222102506Kek, seething foid.
>>222102554He and Olivia seemed like they were completely done as a whole. Olivia as much as she talks about le misogyny seemed like she wanted better for Alicent.
>>222102382In the book he went to the reddit brigade under peace banner and got killed instead of being killed on the battlefield.
>>222102535Tessarion airdropped the task force
>>222102508Name a straight man that describes another mans hair as "light chestnut" and says "he was much more handsome than this guy".
>gayne hightower, the fairy of oldtown, poof of the citadel, the homo of the south
>>222102558I was surprised this human moment was allowed in this souless show about stressed out HR women
>Cole couldn't even die (like a bitch) without one final act of simping to humiliate him furtherSHAME. SHAME ON THE WRITERS OF HOTD FOR THIS BARBARITY
>>222102558Daemon will torture him for several days. Rhaenyra doesn’t find out because she’s stress eating. Rhaenyra will offer to pray for a mutilated Tyland. Burlington bar will cheer for their Queen.
>20 good arrows
>>222102479Daemon Blackfyre mayhaps.
>>222102517when? i missed thoseto be fair, i dont have a gay radar, there were 2 fags in my school and i couldnt identify them, even with more than obvious signs
Bros….
>>222102569show>cole leads a hopeless gorilla warfare against the blacks and delay them for weeks, deliver a heckin epic speechbook>aemond the retarded betray him and he spent his last days running in fear while the riverlords brutalize his hostThe show tried hard to help Cole.
>>222102568They should be done the writers have been treating their character like shit for years. They were two of the best characters for like the first 6-8 episodes of season 1 and they've gotten basically done nothing ever since then. Alicent is probably the worst character by now
>>222102568She truly got fucked by this show
>>222102102>>222102201kek
>>222102576He earned them twinks
>>222102498Lady Footly can't wait
>>222102549I'm starting to think that Otto's/Mysaria's/Larys'/Ormund's network of spies and assassins are just the same group switching sides whenever the highest bidder changes. Unless it's John Wick rules where literally everyone is a secret spy/assassin.
>>222102568>Olivia as much as she talks about le misogyny seemed like she wanted better for Alicent.Her character is schizophrenic, it must be baffling to read the scripts and have to portray Alicent as a completely different character in each episode
>>222102602Monke and him definitely boned.
>>222102602guess he's fucking monkedid he win in the end?
>>222102608Cole sucked at first but then ascended
>>222102094What the fuck did you mean by this filename?
I can't in good conscience say the show is pro-Black anymore. Maybe it's trying to be but it fails. Literally every Black character is a mouth-breathing retard other than sometimes Daemon. Rhaenyra is so ineffectual and pathetic as queen, meanwhile Aegon is trending upwards and finally showing signs of having a brain. Criston, despite normies hating him, gets a kino sendoff with sad violins like a true knight. Gwayne is perhaps the most straightforwardly valiant character in the whole story.
>>222102566Realms greatest warrior:>Wanted to die in a blaze of glory>Wanted songs sung of his death>Got killed by a character that nobody who only watches the show knows the name of KWAB
>I-I n-need m-more bones to m-make a s-sept, h-hahatullysisters...not like this...
>>222102602why couldnt monke take the fucking offer. fuck monke
>>222102630What did he ascend too, he spent 2 seasons moping about in the woods while Gwayne tried to flirt with him and then he died.
Everybody talks shit about D&D but I can guarantee you they would have adapted HOTD better than Condal.
>>222102498How many people does he rape?
>>222102394Fabian Frankelstein is yet another victim of antisemitism.
>>222102602>He got monke in the endHoly shit, i kneel.
>>222102658Of course they would do a better job. The fact this is even a point of contention is absurd. When D&D have written material, they deliver solid television.
>>222102661one that we know of
>>222102655That was based. Every depressing speech was kino.
>>222102658Counterpoint, season 7 and 8
>>222102658they were heroes, we just couldnt see it
>>222102658D&D at least had a titty quota they were happy toe exceed.
>>222102689I will defend them and say 7 and 8 are contractual obligations they sharted just to leave and work on star wars
>>222102628
>>222102689>Counterpoint, season 7 and 8They're 90% fanfiction, HOTD doesn't have that problem because the story was finished and ready to go
>>222102694
>>222102575Name a single instance of a character in the entire ASoIaF universe describing someone else's hair color with a regular ass colorname like "black, blonde, brunette", instead of some fancy term.
>>222102643>Rhaenyra is so ineffectual and pathetic as queenI'm starting to think that this might even be on purpose. So far I though that her character was just how a feminist writer and a feminist actress imagine a feminist queen, which would of course naturally show us a pathetic retard. But she's really fucking up big now.
>>222102711Matt Fabian Olivia and Milly all banged
>>222102602Cole won in the end, based
>>222102711They’re just joshing around town like real bros do
You have to admit the actors are really doing a fantastic job. Larys, Gwayne, Cole, Rhaenyra, Aegon, Aemond. All acted phenomenally so far.
>>222102720Ned Stark reading the Baratheons family tree described them all as black of hair. Checkmate
>>222102615>decades of scheming just to get casually poisoned by an amateurBravo D an D I’m sure nobody tried to killed the shadow lord of King’s Landing before
>>222102720Baratheons are always described as black haired in the booksBlonde and Brunette are rarely used though you're correct there, GRRM prefer "golden" "yellow" or "brown"
Aegon's court>Generously offers to return taxes, before wisely heeding his hand's council when presented new evidence>Confidently offers a rapid solution to Rhaenyra starving the people>Generously offers to pay his smiths ahead of time, retorts his hand's objection before he even makes itRhaenyra's court>Uhmm have you tried shearing the sheep you retarded peasant?>C-can we let them hunt in the k-kings wood? No? Uhm okay..>The money? Not my problem lol don't blame me blame the dude I personally appointed to handle the money>A nun was stabbed to death because I didn't pay the guards? Thoughts and prayers.Meanwhile Daemon is jerking himself off thinking about world conquest when he couldn't conquer some rocks and can't hold one city. Otto was right about everything.
>>222102694I have no idea why of all the lines in this it's>NO, to win the war DABID!!!That cracks me up the most.
>>222102661>He rapes, but he saves a lot of lives and he saves way more than he rapes and he only rapes to save, but he does rape.
Is there a single scene in S3 of HotDick that's more kino than this?
>his hair is light chestnut, velvety and smells really good>t. gwayne hightower, a heterosexual man
>>222102718>melly show boobKINO
>>222102720Ned reading that book of Baratheon genetics
>>222102587I hate this.
>Alicent commits giga-treason for Rhaenyra >makes sure the biggest threat in the kingdom is gone >makes sure the guards stand down >hands her the throne>is somehow even okay with Rhaenyra killing her sons and father and just about everyone she loves >just asks that she and her daughter go free >Rhaenyra seems continually baffled that Alicent wants what she was promised Alicent is a fucking ridiculous character at this point, but still. Rhaenyra gets the same retarded expression every time. This mixture of >what, you don’t want to be a prisoner of war?and >even after all I’ve done for you? (Nothing)
>>222102644I don’t know getting shot to death by a bunch of arrows is a pretty metal way to go.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZCCkbybKWA&pp=ygUWU2FuZ29rdXNoaSBsdSBidSBkZWF0aA%3D%3D&ra=m
>>222102745>>222102754>>222102770Okay fine you win.
>>222102761no
>>222102658HotD has the same problem with writing the non-explicit GRRM stuff, but now seemingly has an added layer of actual maliciousness in that Condal is purposefully writing all the characters to be the opposite of how they act in the book, which is what made people interested to begin with.
A blessing in the name of the Seven Who Are One.
>>222102102Just finished AKOTSK, is HOD worth watching or has it gone to shit now George bailed?
Sophie really was cute back then. I swear.
>>222102814>is HOD worth watchingIt genuinely isn't, I'm not being ironic or clever when I tell you it's complete shit. Read Fire and Blood instead.
>>222102575straight men often call other men handsome because they are secure in their sexuality and aren't jealous cunts like women who are threatened by people more attractive than them
>>222102814HARD skip this shit nigga
>>222102824yeah when she was underage
I can't belive I'm still seeing retards who are fully caught up with the show but still say aging Alicent down and making her be friends witj Rhaenyra was a good change. I mean people who hate the nun dressup thing, the selling out sons thing etc. People who can't see any correlation between cause and effect at all.People who like hotd s1 are like the people who think GoT went to shit with season 8 at this point.
>>222102102>Counting or not counting boar viole-
>>222102761No. Thank Sarah Adina Smith, the qt3.14 jewess responsible for the kino that is dunk&egg.
>>222102814I defended the show all through season 1 and all of 2, which was hard by the end of season 2, and by this point in season 3 I'm basically hatewatching. It's spiraling into GoT season 8 levels of bad writing and teleportation magic to compensate.
>>222102137AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Can you truly do a lot with 20 good men bros?
>>222102149How long till Knight of the Seven Kingdoms goes off the rails? The fat fuck has cursed the world.
>>222102784>Rhaenyra I know where Aemond is but you gotta promise to let me and Helaena go if I tell you!>No lol>Well fuck. Let me tell you anyway.Alicent's only motivation at this point it to kill all her male relatives, the rest is secondary.
>>222102102test
>>222102881The dunc and egg main producer like George (for now) And George is making new dunc and egg material for him.
But was there RAPE in this episode?
>>222102814Id just wait until it's done so you can binge the entire thing. It's pretty shit and will just infuriate you waiting for it to slog along as nothing happens
>>222102844>I can't belive I'm still seeing retards who are fully caught up with the show but still say aging Alicent down and making her be friends witj Rhaenyra was a good change.It's bad and helped kill the premise, and GRRM was onboard with that so I don't blame Condal and Hess for this mess.Rhaenyra and Aegon haven't had a single conversation together, they're siblings and rival claimants but have no relationship or opinion of each other. It's baffling stuff.
>>222102837This episode was about Gwayne being revealed as a homosexual. Ormund wouldn't have told Daeron to keep his butthole on high alert if Gwayne was straight. Take it up with HBO if you don't like it.
Why aren't mods doing anything about the OP image?
>>222102844I like hotd season 1 and don't think they should have changed their ages. I just think the season was good despite that change. GoT was pretty much perfect until season 5, it was okay for the next 2 seasons, and then season 7 and 8 went completely haywire.
>>222102852he looks like this hesher dude i once knew who almost jumped off a carnival ride we were on because crazy train was playing
>>222102906Mentioned at least 2 times
>>222102903>George is making new dunc and egg material for him.No he's giving him old shit he probably wiped his ass with at some point.
>>222102840She’s 4 months older than me.
>>222102868Is there any way to protect a camp with no walls from being raided by 20 good men with torches? Sure there's patrols but couldn't they just kill the patrols before they make a noise?
>>222102658D&D are giga chads way too based for the current nu-male femenist meta
>>222102881Dunc and Egg is fucking shit after the Ashford tournament.
>>222102906A smallfolk mentions about rape to Rhaenyra and she gives the most uncaring sounding answer she could.Implied Hugh's wife got raped on the road to Tumbleton.
>>222102658imagine the female nudity and sex scenes if d&d ran things.
>>222102102>Spoiler picHaha, yes, yes! I've loved spoilers ever since Snape kills Dumbledore. I hope it fucks someone's day up. Cheers, OP.
>>222102433Why do people keep saying Gwayne is gay? He abandons Cole because he's a suicidal retard.
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>>222102903>And George is making new dunc and egg material for him.He'll let them down, just like he did with D&D
>>222102946>did something happen?>MANY things happened Hugh’s wife got the full Bonnie Blue treatment.
>>222102844Because it would've been a good idea if they had genuinely committed to them going from besties to arch enemies instead of jerked themselves off to their AlicentxRhaenyra yuri fanfic.
>>222102980>already deletedLMAO LOL
>>222102844There's no reason both could not exist. It would've been very easy to have Rhaenyra and Alicent start out as friends but gradually grow apart, and the Driftmark incident is where they become enemies forever. Friends to rivals. The fact it's become something far more retarded is another problem.
>>222102852Phia has the sexiest side eye, she's probably fuck like a autist tiger.
>>222102457Cole was doing the God's work; preventing a woman from sitting the iron throne. The entire show is a lesson in what a bad idea that is.
>>222102980use an obsession/backrooms/odyssey OP pic next time saar
>Oscar looking almost disgusted at Cole getting unceremoniously shotOnly Black I like desu
>>222102903GRRM is over it m8, he can't even finish a piddling 100 page novellaWe're not getting anymore published ASOIAF material until the fat man dies and they publish his notes and hire some writer to finish things
crack hoe
>>222102910>and GRRM was onboard with that so I don't blame Condal and Hess for this mess.Oh yeah, always worth remembering when Condal tries to paint George as unreasonable. The guy gave them TONS of leeway.>Rhaenyra and Aegon haven't had a single conversation together, they're siblings and rival claimants but have no relationship or opinion of each other. It's baffling stuff.Yeah, it's so ridiculous I sometimes forget this is the case. There's so many opportunities to organically put such a scene in, but they chose to have another Rhaenicent scene that's nothing more but superflous flab. I think the closest we've come to that is having a cut scene of Milly Alcock playing with baby Aegon. But even that was cut because the baby wouldn't stop crying. I think this gave Condal PTSD and it's why we barely see Aegon III and Viserys II. Of course a competent showrunner could've played off of that but we're talking about a guy who'd be right at home at the Burlington Bar.
>>222102175The show is going to make the audience like him because its going to show him suffering. Everyone will be so sick of the women by the time he shows up everyone will be cheering for his return.
>>222103027hit the blunts too much
>>222103027I don't understand the purpose of her arc at all this season
>>222103027i hate this fucking character
>>222103026He gave us permission to kidnap him to force him to write winds of winter. Why hasn’t this happened yet?
>>222103027shes just living in the vale in caves now like some hobo? its sad
>>222102784Alicent didn't hold up her end of the bargain. She promised Aemond at Harrenhal, Aegon at the Red Keep and the city guards to stand down. That effectively would have ended the war. What she got was Aegon having fled, Aemond being missing and now the rest of house Hightower fighting to crown Daeron as the new king. When you try to usurp the crown, there no going back. Otto understood this but the rest of his family was either too stupid or too self serving to see their coup out to the end.
>>222103047its butchered so its not supposed to make sense
>>222102689>only 7 and 8 were badaaaaaargh
>>222103026I don’t expect him to finish main GOT but for fuck sake, finish dunk & egg
>>222102990>>222102997But the change exists only to have what we have now; to aritificially keep Alicent more relevant and keep giving her increasingly stupid side plots.It's completely superflous to add that shit and then keep her as book Alicent. Making her a jilted BFF makes her more shallow if anything.
>>222103053Ignoring the fact that she's getting shoved into Nettles plot and thus needs to end up as a fire witch in the Vale, why the fuck would Rhaena stay there and live in a cave? Why the fuck wouldn't she go to Essos and go live in fucking Volantis or Asshai or something?
>>222103027She somehow looks less ridiculous like this.
Any parent who has an incel school shooter kid has a duty to put the kid down or away before any other kids get killed. Alicent is doing nothing wrong. You are responsible for your child's actions.
>>222103017The entire show is a lesson in never letting a scheming second son like Otto Hightower anywhere around you. Otto tricked Viserys into creating a branch family that he would control and launched a coup which devolved into a civil war that his side wasn't entirely equipped to handle.
>>222103058>Butcher's Ball
>>222103030That would have been kino for bratnyra to exude brattiness for having to deal with a crying baby. I miss monkenyra so much bros.
>JAYSUS CHROIST, CRISTON BOY!
>>222103082She feels guilty of killing Jace.
>>222102934Of course there is, people have eyes, two sets of eyes covers a set amount of degrees, there's only so many degrees of space to be watched, etc. You only need a few men to cover a set amount of perimeter, they only need to shout out at the first sign of suspicious movement. Simultaneous metal gear solid style perfect takedown executions is beyond realistic belief.In real military history that sort of raid on a camp would have been more like an overwhelming mass attack, not a surgical guerilla style strike with a small group.
>>222103027She showed up in the episode, got slapped across the face and then fucked off back to her cave. What a pointless character.
From aemonds loins come the chosen one
>>222102675There's not all that much prose to work with in fire and blood.
>>222103101>I CAME TO DIE>oh absolutely not today though
>>222103090Marry Aegon to Rhaenyra. Easy. The solution was presented and the retard Viserys rejected it.
>>222103082she's heartbroken or something and awaits her loved one
>>222103120Does it really matter when no one will ever know or care?
Apparantely they're having Lady Vaith from the unwritten D&E Dorne novella star in AKOTSK s2. It's probably what Ira Parker referred to as the unpublished writing he got from George. Pretty cool.
>>222103090Everything the Blacks have done so far is literally exactly how Otto warned it would be. Dogshit rulers, Daemon LARPing as the second Maegor, Rhaenyra is a shit ruler while also disobeyed by many subjects because she's a woman, and Alicent's children are being put to the sword even if they aren't combative.
>>222103144I know. You know
>>222102272>I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account.Oh thats why they set an "ambush" for an already surrounded skeleton band of warriors that resulted in the needless deaths of mutiple men, bravo writers (they refused to have the last supper ambush in place of this retarded nonsense instead)
sex with jeyne arryn
>>222102175>the seven love this man so much they revived his dragon on the house
>>222103144Arya being descended from the coolest Targ makes her edgy anime powers much more justified.
>>222103108She can feel guilty in Essos too
>>222103140But then Aegon would have been king and his daughter would have been unhappy.
>>222102910>>222103030Aging Alicent down could’ve been an interesting change, they just didn’t do anything interesting with it. Alicent/Rhae scenes are incredibly boring and repetitive, and they’ve completely lost the plot with Alicent’s character in general. I even think the whole ‘Aegon and Rhaenyra never interact’ thing could’ve been cool, if it was done intelligently and for a purpose. They come to despise each other based on rumor and the actions of those around them. But they didn’t really pull it off, and everyone’s motivations just feel half-baked.
>>222103164She inherited Aemond's anime gene, it all makes sense now...
>>222103154>Daemon LARPing as the second MaegorThis is based, though. They should have given more thought to his suggestions of killing, raping, and restoring the freehold.
>>222103090Otto was the one who held the kingdoms stable since Jaechaerys died and viserys took the crown
>>222103154You forget that the Green looted the treasury so most of the bad decisions being made are as a result of Green treachery. Otto's bitchass coup had long lasting consequences
>>222103190Daemon would’ve been dead in a week if he actually tried to go to essos and started stirring shitThe faceless men destroyed valyria when it was at its peak. Targs were fucking bums then, do you think killing one silver haired faggot would be difficult?
>>222102149it's actually a lot better in S3 now, the writing is overall better besides where they're forced to stick to canon
>>222103140Too big of an age gap. The girl can be as young as you want, but it's problematic if the boy is much younger. They'll have to produce kids. Preferably quickly and several of them.
>>222103090Otto really, truly, sincerely does not get enough shit for being almost 100% personally responsible for the dance and the extinction of dragons for almost 200 years.
>>222103210>looted the treasury The greens protected the crowns finances from a usurper and rebel. Why the fuck would they allow rhaenyra to get access to it?Cant fund running a kingdom? Dont try to take the throne sweetie
>>222103232I know he's so based. Fuck your stupid faggot pibble dragons
>>222102784Alicent is a moron for agreeing to a deal that would obviously lead to her being a PoW, like lmao nobody in their right mind would let you go before the end of hostilities
>>222103004I've busted gallons to this Phia specificallyI'm obsessed with her
>>222103218By the time Viserys actually died they could have easily had 3 or 4 kids together.
>>222103232Otto gets plenty of shit? At least I think he does. Viserys and Rhaenyra don't get enough shit.
>>222103193Otto was fired as hand of the king for calling Rhaenerya a whore and trying to undermine her. Lary's Strong's father was doing a good job before he killed him. Otto was overrated
>>222103184>is able to shoot the flaming arrow through his sadness and console his grieving nephew at the same timeBadass ojiisan confirmed
>>222103258Made to be cuddled
>>222103099Like I said, an actually good showrunner could've used this scene even if the baby was crying to foreshadow the upcoming conflict between the two. But it should be stressed that a scene between baby Aegon and Rhaenyra (which should happen don't get me wrong, they lived together for a good bit of time) would still be far too small of an interaction. At least a scene with the teen Aegon or TGC would have been the bare minimum. But all the people who thought aged down Alicent being friends with Rhaenyra got their way and made the show into that instead of Aegon vs Rhaenyra :^)
>>222103261and all of them strong
>>222103266You only think that because the only thing you know is the showOtto was hand for visery’s entire reign up until that point. He was the one stronghanding the kingdoms to be stable
>>222103246>The greens protected the crowns finances from a usurper and rebelNobody would believe that Visery changed his mind with his last words. The Greens were the obvious usurpers and it was telegraphed for years. Young Aemond made references to it and in the council chambers Alicent was shocked that the council had a plan in place to usurp the throne for Aegon long before Viserys died. Even Beesbury called them out before they killed him
>>222103090Otto was right about literally everything though? Daemon is an unstable tyranical maniac who didn't respect Viserys and would've lead the Seven Kingdoms into endless war and misery. Dude gets a whiff of power and thinks himself a god destined to conquer the world. Disinheriting him was a no brainer.Viserys needed to remarry and produce more heirs to strengthen his dynasty and prevent Daemon from inheriting the throne, and the wealthy and immensely influential Hightowers are a very sound alternative to the Velaryons (who were getting far too big for their britches, Laenor and Laena should not have been allowed to claim dragons). Rhaenyra's claim was undermined the moment Aegon was born, so he offered Viserys a stable solution to the succession by marrying the two. Rhaenyra meanwhile proved nearly as unreliable as an heir as Daemon and undermined the entire institution of the monarchy by trying to place her obvious bastards on the throne.
Ormond's right hand man with the bowl cut just needed "20 good men".
>>222102881>Egg escaping to dunk without maekar approvalIt already did
>>222103218They were 9 years apartNot that much of a difference if producing heirs is the priority
YOU HAVENT CONSIDERED THE SMELL YOU BITCH
>>222103274What does Phia smell likeWhen is she going to release another ASMR video
>>222103266I don't get why people are so hung up on Otto ratting on Rhaenyra when she went to the brothel with Daemon. He didn't tell any lies, and it IS his duty to tell Viserys if his chosen heir is doing something she's really not supposed to. The fact this furthers his own agendas does not cancel the previous things out. If Corlys was Hand and reported the same exact thing, nobody would be shitting on him as much.
>>222103190>This is based, though.>singlehandedly loses Ulf and silverwing because he has a chip on his shoulder
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>>222103181>I even think the whole ‘Aegon and Rhaenyra never interact’ thing could’ve been cool, if it was done intelligently and for a purpose. They come to despise each other based on rumor and the actions of those around them.But it doesn't make any sense. You can't make Rhaenyra and Alicent best friends but then have Rhaenyra be a stranger to Aegon who is Alicent's son and Rhaenyra's half-brother. The dynamic is nonsensical.
>>222103162I got a stiffy when this scene happened.
>>222103300See>>222102232
>>222103300So why didnt he announce it publicly? If the court doesnt witness it, it didnt happen>nobody would believeIt doesnt matter, a son inherits before a daughter. After Aegons birth there were 0 public declarations of her being heir
>>222103291Otto clearly has a good head on his shoulders and good instincts to rule, but it was ultimately his hatred of Daemon and grasping for personal power that got tens of thousands killed and his entire line basically wiped out.
>>222103082they're 100% dropping the fire witch plot
>>222103218Rhaenyra has kids younger than Aegon's in the shows, and about the same age in the books (Viserys is only 1 year older than Jaehaerys)
>>222103308Once Rhaenyra became Queen, what has Daemon done that's so tyranical? Otto was a second son that inherited nothing. He wormed his way into Visery's favor and pimped out his daughter to him. Notice how that jabroni didn't even cry when his great-grandson was killed and was already planning on marching his corpse through the street in a PR campaign. Otto was a scheming cunt
based otto, based maesters. inbred insane foreign invaders and demon beasts OUT
>>222103341
Why were the Strong bastards all so pathetically incompetent? Its almost like God hates them.
>>222103037this is already happening with me
"kick this dog" why would ormund say this about himself?
>>222103025Did he? I don't recall him looking bothered.
>>222103386something about hunting and prey
>>222103368>they're 100% dropping the fire witch plotwhat in the unholy fuck is the point of her being in the vale then?
>>222103248The way she treated the Mad Hatter was unacceptable.
>>222102149But he won't disown the checks he gets from it
>>222103360His hatred for Daemon was entirely justifiedThat man had no place being in any sort of position of power. He should’ve stayed playing mallcop
>>222103360>daemon acts like an unrepentant giga retard >realm goes to chaos because no one trusts him not to fuck shit upMaybe don’t mock your brother after losing his son and wife.
>>222102602he needs to smash young alicent not monke!!
Friendly reminder that because Condal aged Alicent down it took us until season 3 to have Rhaenyra interact with any of her siblings at all, and it's not even the counterclaimant. Well at least you got the iconic scene where they're sitting underneath a tree. And when Alicent first got character assasinated and told Rhaenyra she supports her ascension. Good times (apparantely)
>>222103027Surprised the woke crowd aren't complaining they lost the only canonically gay character in this story (who you could have fucking Daemon, extra points for them with it being interracial) for whatever the fuck they're trying to do with this.
>>222103376Otto was cool with inbreeding. He worked his whole life to put a sisterfucker on the throne.
>>222103350Rhaenyra was Viserys heir for decades. She lived at Dragonstone, was sword in as his heir, had lords swear fealty to her and Viserys defended her even in his weakened state from accusations of producing bastards. Viserys "changing his mind" with his last breathe is just usurper nonsense that nobody actually believed other than Alicents retarded ass
>>222103215>The faceless men destroyed valyria when it was at its peak.That distinction belongs to the depraved blood mages who decided that they should do magic so heinous that reality itself clapped back. The faceless men are glory stealing louts.Daemon and the dragonseeds could have carved out a collection of nice little warlord states centered on Volantis for themselves without worrying about a gaggle of slackjawed bravosi assassins fingering their bums. After all, the meme men never seem to have bothered the band of nine, maybe they were too busy grooming goblinas to interfere.
>>222103377>arrow comes straight ahead from 100 meters away>doesn't even try to dodge itHe sure doesn't seem like the greatest warrior.
>>222103373The first thing Daemon did when the war started was to murder innocents in the riverlands with the Blackwoods to the point that the rest of the pro-black riverlands didn't want to work with him. The next thing he did was rob lady Arryn at dragonpoint. Then he declared his intent to conquer the entire world.
>threads during dunk n egg season>comfy>fun>jokes>threads during hotd season>bitter>full of fag misery >lesbian shipping>tranniesBring my boys back.
>>222103399ohhh maybe yes, he said something about that
>>222103027It's fucking crazy they cut Nettles for this. You could have had this same actress, in a better wig, play the character even.
>>222103373>He wormed his way into Visery's favorHe was Hand to Jaeherys, the best king of the Targs. This is like saying an athlete 'wormed his way' into a competition by setting records.>and pimped out his daughter to him.Corlys tried to do the same with an even younger daughter, I don't see anyone shitting on him for it.
>>222103401>where else to put her?You know that's how it went
>>222103441Should have changed the law then to suit her shouldn't he?
>>222103454comfy is a codeword for boring
>>222103386>>222103399Borros has the "go home pup and tell the bitch your mother that the lord of storm's end is not a dog she can whistle up" line so at first (for a split second) I thought it was a refrence to that interaction. But yea it's a weird way for Ormund to write. But this show is pretty terribly written anyhow. Just look at the average back and forth from GoT s1-4 and compare it to anything from HotD
>>222103027what could've been... i cri everyday...
>>222103373>Once Rhaenyra became Queen, what has Daemon done that's so tyranical?Dude he literally had 2-3 rants already about how they're the gods themselves who are destined to go set everything on fire and invade Essos, wtf are you talking about.
>>222103454I miss Beesbury posting :(
>>222103452Yeah but you're ignoring the part where all the femoids on twitter saw him choke Rhaenyra and touched themselves to the thought of that being them choked, so it's fine when he does morally questionable things.
>>222103420no thanks. She’s all yours
the savage queen
>>222103462five bucks this is what happens
>>222103485I thought it was message from Ulf that he joined Ormund.
The instant someone complains about Otto "pimping his daughter out" they instantly admit they don't understand the setting. Literally every nobleman with a daughter would love for her to marry the king or his son, and it's not seen as a crime to try and achieve it.
>>222103441>no proclamation of being heir after Aegons birth except a show only made up scene>escaped to dragonstone for a decade while Aegon, the firstborn son remains close to the people>comes back only when she needs things from daddy>expects to just be handed the crownNot how it works bud. Viserys did nothing to secure her position in the eyes of the realm. And dont give me the dragonstone bullshitMore the majority of the targ kings were never actually princes of dragonstoneAnd if you want to talk symbolism, Aegon had the sword the entire time
>>222103495@grok post her shaking that ass in alicent dress
>>222103463He saw the rift between Daemon and Viserys and made it larger. He tried to do the same with Rhaenyra by calling her a whore to her father before being kicked out. He was always a scheming little rat that pimped his daughter out to a lonely old grieving man. He told her to play into his love for lego's lol. He got his bloodline killed off and took out all of the Targaryens dragons with him. What a cunt
>>222103486what could have been...
>>222103488Rants aren't actions. Saying that they could conquer the world is not the same as actually doing it. You're making things up to get upset about lol
>>222103518What a chad
>>222103452Oh I forgot to mention he also plotted to take the throne for himself until he got his Harrenhal vision and murdered an innocent sheepherder so he could deceive his queen.>>222103518>He saw the rift between Daemon and Viserys and made it largerAs he shoudl've. Daemon should be as far removed from power as possible.
>>222103518>He was always a scheming little rat that pimped his daughter out to a lonely old grieving manyou mean he married his fertile daughte to the literal king? dumb ahh nigga
>>222103517@Grok please direct her to the nearest wig shop.
>>222103542They aren't actions only because Rhaenyra told him to calm the fuck down. If he was king he'd already have started doing those things.
>>222103505I don't see why that'd be wrapped up in the Baratheon uniform, nor why they'd let her know such a crucial bit of info
>>222103518>and took out all of the Targaryens dragons with himBased.
>>222103550it's just a phase. doesn't change her underlying beauty. monke is ugly genetically
>>222103479No it means comfy, as it it’s a comfortable thread to be in and doesn’t have any cancer.
>>222103544So he isolated Viserys, made him create a branch family, tried to usurp the throne for his grandson and got his entire bloodline killed off? Nice
Someone has webm of Roody's reaction to Cole's challenge
>>222103511they have no problem with corlys and "hillary of westeros" rhaenys sending their underage kid daughter to talk to vizzy about her superior breeding stock genetics lmao. corlys was really upset because king v didnt chose his daughter. but hes not a pimp, his wife is a saint, only otto is evil
>>222103566I long gave any hope for characters to act smart.
>>222103454Dunkbros are better people.Can't wait for all the teamfaggots to slink back to twitter.
>>222103518>pimped his daughter outYou are a high Westerosi noble and you have a chance to get your daughter to marry the king. What do you gain by not taking the chance?
how many season will the show have?
>>222103518>He got his bloodline killed off And now his families blood sits on the throne through Margaery >took out all of the Targaryens dragons with him.Good. They're incestuous aliens, Blood-magickers and tyrants.Otto died to light the way for the people of Westero's to break the chains of retarded valyrians.
Imagine the wild sex
>>222103515Honestly it's very ridiculous when you compare it to the real life history this is based off of. The King of England had his lords make regular pledges of alliegance to his daughter every few years and gave her important duties before she succeeded him.
>>222103595In the next Dunk season Blackwood and Bracken fags will attack in the full force.
>>222103454yeah because the show itself is full of misery, fags, trannies, strong women and niggers. what should we talk about kek
>>222103518>He saw the rift between Daemon and Viserys and made it largerGoodDaemon got a sniff of power and started proposing invading Yi Ti and killing DaeronHe should never be allowed to be at court, ever.
>>2221036004>>222103608she looks too old for cregan
>>222103515>Not how it works bud. Viserys did nothing to secure her position in the eyes of the realm.He married her to the richest and most powerful house in the realm. Her side had more dragon. He made all the realms houses swear fealty to her. The Arryns, Riverlord, the North and the Stormlands swore fealty to her. She then married Daemon and had the kings brother on her side. That's why Team Black stomped out the Greens early on
>>222103600next one is the last supposedly
>>222102102Does anyone else hate these two characters?I hate the fuckin kid for his constant self-righteousness, having his 'le aura' moments by putting down Daemon.And then you have the northern savage guy, who is too pussy to fight Criston Cole in a 2 v 1 but then larps like a big warrior who wants to die for muh Black Queen.
>>222103611Brackenblackwoods need to be enslaved at the wall
>>222103608I'd rather not.
>>222103518>He saw the rift between Daemon and Viserys and made it larger. And the entire realm agreed with him because Daemon is a dumb vicious cunt.>He tried to do the same with Rhaenyra by calling her a whore to her father before being kicked out. She is.>He was always a scheming little rat that pimped his daughter out to a lonely old grieving man. He told her to play into his love for lego's lol. He got his bloodline killed off and took out all of the Targaryens dragons with him. What a cuntThat's what every lord does especially when it means getting their blood on the throne. Otto is no different for that.
>>222103608ormund is going to capture and rape her
>>222103579>made him create a branch familyThis is silly, this would have happened even if he married anyone else, and he would have remarried.Nobody foced the man to have sex, in fact nobody forced him to keep Rahenyra as heir after Aegon was born. Viserys is to blame for his own stupidity
>>222103608khazar milkers >>222102247
>>222103627No they are pretty cool but you have a personal bias.
>>222103627Oscar looks disappointed at how Cole died.
>>222103627Nah. Grover is based for telling that dragon shit to suck on his thick trout cock if he wants his help.
>>222103627It isn't called Reddit Brigade for nothing.
>>222103579>So he isolated ViserysFrom who else but Daemon?>made him create a branch familyWhat branch? They're just Viserys' own children? The son and heir he always dreamed of. What do you suggest, that Viserys made no more heirs ever again and risk the family dying out?>and got his entire bloodline killed off? Viserys did that himself when he stubbornly refused to do anything to stop the war. Otto offered him two perfectly logical solutions: do the obvious thing and name his oldest son heir, or marry Rhaenyra and Aegon.
>>222103627yeah they suck. oscar is the bronn of this series, pure unfiltered reddit
>>222103625>>222103621only 10episodes left? idk, it looks like they will have to rush them
>>222102102"Counting or not counting Blackwood violence?"
>>222103627They act badass against like 15 soldiers
BRING ME! THE FUCKING....
>>222103372Was Jace supposed to be an adult from season 2 onwards? If not an adult, then atleast close to it. Meaning that the moment Rhaenyra took the throne she would have had an eligible heir, guaranteeing stability. If she had married Aegon instead, then their kids together would have still been very young when King Viserys died (As old as his kids with Helaeina, going by show canon).I'm not saying that marrying Aegon and Rhaenyra wouldn't have been a viable option, but there were also practical considerations against it.Btw, after Jace's death marrying the (legitimized) Velaryon bastards with Laena's daughters would be a super obvious move. It would reconstitute the Velaryon bloodline as pure as is still possible, while also mantaining dragon riders for their own. They even gave them a romance plot on the show (about to become a love triangle I fear), but Corlys should be pushing for it just for practical reasons.
>>222103637>Otto is no different for that.There's actually a really big difference between being forthcoming and proposing a marriage alliance for your daughter, and training your teenager daughter to sneakily seduce the king.
>>222103579>made him create a branch familyNobody made Viserys do that, Viserys simply cared more about Rhaenyra then he did any of his other children and neglected them. He cared more about Aemond calling Rhaenyra's strong boys bastards over Aemond losing a fucking eye.
>>222103695BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
>>222103687They are removing and adding random shit so there is no way to know what will happen next season.
>>222103665He hates that Blackwood bitch just like the rest of us
>>222103700>he made the king like his bride, the evil bastard!
>>222103700There isn't. The result is the same. Viserys could have also just refused her, but he's a weak willed faggot.
>>222103700>t. Corlys seething he didn't think of that
>>222103731his daughter wasn't sexy enough to seduce the king.
>this ancient seat
Did I miss something? Last episode Alicent and her daughter were trapped behind a hidden door or whatever and in this one they're just back in their room. did they kinda forget they were trapped?
Viserys is to blame for the Dance.Guy inherited a peaceful stable rich realm from the greatest Targ king ever. Took him only about 20 years to completely shatter this piece, because he couldn't help but break every precept of inheritance law and created two competing branches of dragonriders without doing squat to conciliate them.When given a chance to merge the two branches he rejects it, when the heir does things he explicitly wanted to avoid he does nothing, when the tension grows he sits on the fence, and with his dying breath he asks for everyone to pretend everything is fine.
>>222103749She was 9 dude, what sort of leader trys to pound on a 9yo?
>>222103761>Did I miss something?you did
SEXO
>>222103697>Meaning that the moment Rhaenyra took the throne she would have had an eligible heir, guaranteeing stabilityIf Rhaenyra and Aegon married then Rhaenyra also would've had a stable heir: her young but eligible husband and co-monarch. There'd also be Aemond (not scarred and psycho) and Daeron as heirs if Rhaenyra and Aegon couldn't have kids, or regents if they were too young.
>>222103765She was 12, year older than Aemma when she was married.
>>222103700yeah if alicent only met king v once to describe her breeding qualities that would have been much more honorable lol. evil otto
i miss viserys bros
>>222103633You may be the gay one then, not Gwayne.
>>222103758130 years is almost prehistoric
>>222103789he was a retard and died a retard
>>222103765Isn't that approximately the age when Viserys tried to start breeding his first wife, and ruined her health in the act?
>>222103805i dont care he carried the entire show
>>222103791>nooo you must be attracted to unwashed mudblood that slept with half of rivercuck host
>>222103805Yes
>>222103763If he wanted Rhaenyra to take the throne he wouldn't have remarried, or if he did changed the law so she would inherit
i think gwayne is the type of gay who still takes his duties seriously and im sure hes going to settle down with a wife and put kids into her. not the>oh i cant have sex with a foid, ill just let my wife fuck other guys and pump out bastardskind of gay
>The guy called Gayne is actually gayFuck GRRM the hack
>>222103763>created two competing branches of dragonriders without doing squat to conciliate them.Otto did this though
>>222103833 (Checked)Gayne?
>>222103765No one that’s fucking sick dude.
>>222103623Early onThen what happened?
>>222103829historically there were many such gays, in fact it was pretty much necessary to maintain your cover, but writers are really sensitive about including this basic historical reference
>>222103838otto was hand to whom?
>>222103761No, they just get found in the tunnel lol. Just like Baela apparently had a whole ass adventure visiting a town in the Vale that happened off screen between scenes in this episode.God I wish the the tunnel would have led Alicent and Helaena to a brothel!
>>222103854>Then what happened?Bad writing.
>>222103829Historically it wasnt that much of a big dealYou married to a woman who your family set up and then you’d just have mistresses you actually wanted to fuck
>>222102340Seven hells! Is she a dyke?
>>222103775It was 50 million
>>222103838Viserys made Rhaenyra heir because 1. he wanted to prevent Daemon from getting a line to the throne and 2. because he had no sons. He then proceeded to get a son, and Rhaenyra married Daemon thereby giving him a line to the throne.Every sane man in this position would've disinherited Rhaenyra of her position as heir. Especially once she started birthing obvious bastards. The only reason Viserys didn't is because he was mindbroken by Aemma's death and saw defending Rhaenyra as his penance. That behavior, while tragic, is absurdly stupid and the main cause of the Dance.
>>222103882>rats lead Helaena to safety and Alicent to a brothel
>>222103879Whose idea what is to make Rhaenyra heir?Who insisted on propping up his own grandson instead of just being happy it wasn't going to be Daemon?Viserys certainly deserves some of the blame for not seeing what a snake Otto was, but Otto is fucking terrible
>>222103678>From who else but Daemon?He then treated Rhaenyra like shit and made her fuck off to Dragonstone because the treatment was so bad. >>222103678>The son and heir he always dreamed of. What do you suggest, that Viserys made no more heirs ever again and risk the family dying out?Yes. Daemon was alive and had children. Laenor Valyron also had a claim to the throne. He never loved any of his Hightower children and only had them because Viserys convinced him too. Otto loved Viserys because he was a malleable pussy with no family around him.
may Ryan Condal choke on a piece of pigeon pie
>>222103899I'm sure Alicent warned Helaena to always keep her belly to the walls when near Rhaenyra.
>you dont want to tell me about your visions? mayhaps a week in the brothel will change your mindbased rhae
Say what you will about LA but atleast most of the young actresses there try to be cute and slutty. Classically trained British actors are all woke cunts who want to look like trannies.
Jfc this bitch needs to make at least ten babies. These bone structure genetics can't go to waste
>>222103945yeah but LA actors are all soulless bug type people, British actors have more soul
>>222103921>Yes. Daemon was alive and had childrenDaughters who wouldn't pass the Targaryen name. Also as previously established, letting Daemon near the throne is a monumentally bad idea.>Laenor Valyron also had a claim to the throneSo your solution was to let the Targaryen dynasty die out? Laenor was also couldn't have kids, so the throne would pass to bastards. Guaranteed civil war.
>>222103920>Who insisted on propping up his own grandson instead of just being happy it wasn't going to be Daemon?Rhaenyra literally married Daemon which made him king consort. Why do people ignore this?
>>222103956She needs to slap me
>>222103956Mother!
>>222103956>Born 4 March 1986 (age 40 years)
>>222103920laws change depending on the reality they rule overthe whore of dragonstone was seen at the time as a better alternative to the other retard, but once they could go back to how things should be they went back
Fuck this show
>>222103956Imagine the jaws on their gigachad sons if Ormund raped her
Did you spot all 89?!
>>222103988my mother had my brother at 42
Why does not one in the show acknowledge that the Velaryons are black?
>>222103479Hotd is like a million times more boring than the slow paced knight show
>>222104027race is just a social construct and they have different constructs
>>222103988someone must breed her ASAP
>>222104027They aren't black in-universe
When rhaenyra dies we should all print out pictures of the scene and cum tribute to it and put all the pictures into a collage and make it go viral to offend all the blacks
Otto got all the bloodmagic abominations killed and for that he is the greatest hero Westeros ever knew. May we never forget Otto the dragonslayer!
>>222104027You get used to seeing Velaryons everywhere after some time
Alicent needs a big black cock
>>222103974The show doesn't back up your retelling of events. Otto never loved his children or his grandchildren. Alicent even admits that they married Aegon to Haelena because it was what Otto wanted. Otto was a second son that would have inherited nothing and he found a way to weasel his way into the royal family and have his grandchildren being rules of the realm. His scheming led to his own downfall and the fall of his entire bloodline. Viserys didn't want Rhaenyra to die in childbirth like his wife and only wanted her to be happy. The only way to make his daughter live a happy life was promising her the throne which he did. All that "saving the realm" shit was always cover for Otto's ambitions
>>222104025> at least ten babies
>>222103974>Rhaenyra literally married DaemonOtto got kicked out of his job for trying to get Aegon announced as heir years before this happened. Otto was already pulling this shit before Daemon was even part of the equation. Who knows if Rhaenyra would've even married Daemon if Otto's scheming didn't put her in a position to need Daemon's strength to uphold her claim?
>>222104025Between the two of you which one is the biggest retard?
>>222104027i havent read the books, so i didnt know at the time that the bastards werent targaryen passing or that people knew about them being "weak" sons, and i obviously saw that, the bastards not being half black(full black, 1 drop rule), as a huge plot point
>>222104027they are just black for the viewers. this is how they decided to treat them. same with half of the people in every little remote town being black brown and asian
>>222102102Bruh...
>>222104069Already done
>>222104027Dey have fire breathing drayguns and sheeet. Timmy ain’t going to say nuthin
>>222104092cam on man, why so rule?
>>222104128Children born after 30 have a higher likely hood of having the tism
Pronounce the vowels in "Daemon" like the ones in "Aegon".
>>222104115granny ahh bikini
>...
After finding out aemond a blood line makes azor ahai I don’t feel the need to watch anymore. Aemond won and that’s that
>>222104144autism gave helaena superpowers and large milkers
>>222104144idk, i was normal until uni, for the most part
>>222104171What did he win?
>>222103956She is the ancestor of the Lothstons, Whents, Tullys and Starks (including Jon Snow).
I'm so tired of every franchise being ruined by girl power bullshit.
>>222104171Daemon, not Aemond
>>222104027>Why does not one in the show acknowledge that the Velaryons are black?>>222104027I guess because the showrunners want to preach some kind of colourblindness where people of different skin colours are genuinely not even recognized as such. They can not even spell out on screen that Rhaenyra's children are objectively proven to be bastards by their pale skin colour.Which is an extremely retarded idea that only a sheltered and terminally liberal white person could come up with. Even in a perfect society without any racism the Velaryons would still live the reality of beeing a visible minority. It completely flies against and negates the experience of Blacks in America, the people that changes like this are supposedly made to appeal to. I guarantee you, if the black Velaryons in the show were written by a black writer, then there would be constant banter where "milk skins" and "coal boys" (or whatever) are making fun of one another.
>>222104003This one isn't an impactful cut, because Cole does look like he was moved by Gwayne's words, and in a later episode he did repeat those words.
>>222104187The eternal battle against the rising cold wind of death.
>>222104171>I'm just going to keep forcing it until people respond to me
>>222104191She was a childless lesbian
>>222104195>posts the literal opposite of girl power
>>222104195grum could have stoped the foid power fantasy and the niggers but he didnt. lazy. fat. craven.
>alicent
>>222104195She's the anti girl power character, she gets into a position of power and immediately fucks everything up and ruins her life
>>222104144Good I want mine to be autistic
>>222104247yup, GRRM kept giving in and allowing bullshit changes and only lost his patience because Condal cut out Nettles kek
>>222104241Yeah man, there's nothing girl power about having a fucking dragon.
>>222104217>>222104171Even though its not true. If it was Jon is still the coolest guy and the hero boy of the story, he is Daemons descendant. Nobody likes Arya other than fat millenials quirk chungus girls who name their kids after her.
>>222104291It's just some huge loser that constantly shits out terrible theories just to get people to argue with him
>>222104291Jon likes Arya. Check mate
Why did they switch ages of Addam and Alyn?
>>222103775she lost her virginity to a horse. good luck competing with a 30 inch dick
>>222104291Daemons heirs? One a barren bitch stabbed to death and the other a celibate cuck freezing to death.Aemond's heirs? Kings and queens, saviors of the world.
>>222104291Nah 360° no-scoping Night King is way cooler than screaming impotently at an ice dragon. Also Jon is a mouthbreather to boot.
>>222104168My little sister-wife CAN’T be this thicc
>>222104291Retardboy? Arya is the one who saved the world, not Jon. In fact, Redditmon's DNA actually cancelled out Aemond's which is why Jon couldn't be Azor Ahai but Arya, who only had Aemond's DNA, was able to be a Hero.
>>222104144Higher =/ certain
Alys will peg Aemond in the next episode.
>>222104375Blackwood women are known for for fucking horses
>>222104202They have dragons and are very rich. A summer islander married into a house that has valyrian ubermensch ancestry. Depending on if that was Corley’s father/grandfather/great grandfather who did it the court is probably used to seeing blacks and driftmark is probably full of Velaryon bastards.
I like Alys, but that's a man's face.
>>222104421Lucky bastard
>>222104416He’s already posting on 4chan. It’s not looking good.
>>222104191Are you referring to Alys?The earliest known Lothston ancestor lived during the reign of Maegor. The next known member is Lucas Lothston who was a grown man and a kngiht in 136 AC whereas a child of Alys' would have been approximately six.Please explain the Aemond+Alys=Whent stuff for someone who categorically refuses to watch house of the dragon.
>>222104224I’m just going to keep reminding you because it’s funny
>>222104197>>222104291Jon is meant to be the subversion of the traditional fantasy hero trope. He's not special and he's not gonna save the world. His story by all rights should've ended with him getting stabbed to death for his retarded political decisions but even after getting resurrected he didn't do anything right.
am i crazy or did everyone forget that Rhaenyra sent assassins to not just kill Ormund but Daeron too?
helaena is alone with a histerical woman on the brink of a mental breakdown and her groomer uncle. its bad
>>222104476it don't matternothing that happens on this show has any consequence
>>222104476whoa thats crazy its like they just survived an assassination attempt haha
>>222104476Every Rhaenyra scene is so unbelievably boring no one can remember them after their over
>>222104487I just wish she got to see Aegon again :(
>>222104476Mind you, with info about Ormund's sense of smell provided by none other than Alicent, who can't help herself but try to kill her family every 10 minutes
This season is like GOT season 6 levels of retardation i think. Its pretty bad but not quite GOT s7/8 yet. I wish Sarah hess would get hit by a train or something and stop shovelling lesbian anti-male seething in to every aspect of the show. Its such retarded levels of feminism that imo it loops back around in to objectfying women. >women can do no wrong nor have any malice or violence within them and just want to hold hands and have world peace >while all the evil in the world is due to stupid dumb boys!Feminists genuinely think that "positive" portrayals of women are literally just showing them as faultless heroes who can do no wrong and who are incapable of evil. Like the whole idea of there being a female character being malicious or having any doing any kind of evil act is beyond women's capability. Season 1 seemed to understand that women can do that shit but its like season 2 and 3 is just Alicent and Rhaneyra wanting to kiss and make up.
>>222104261is it like that in the original story? i´ve read a bit of the stuff they changed, i just know she is a mash of 2 characters
new thread in 2 mins or its a fag edition
The show is a soft reboot and retcon of Game of Thrones to become more in line with the books. The prophecy, inserted by GRRM into the show, makes what happens in GoT make no sense. GRRM was heavily involved in GoT up until I think S5 when they stopped involving him and began to make stuff up more and more, culminating in the disaster of S8. He has stated the show ending is not his ending, and how could it be when so much was cut. However, the writers of HoTD have also gone off script and begun making their own fanfiction so GRRM is not involved anymore.
>>222104197>daemons legacy Daenerys destroys the city of Aegon the conqueror and then she dies , ending the Targaryens for good as everyone cheers and applauds and writes history shitting on them for all time while the Hightowers (who bred daemons daughter like a whore and also produced the chosen one and the god king) sip arbor gold and get blowjobs from whores
>>222103377kind of a weak reaction from the bald duded, cole saved his life not too long ago
>>222104531Rhaena is nothing like that in the book. In the show they're having her kind of roughly take over the storyline of a different unrelated character but in the most pointless way possible
>>222104291C O P E
>Corlys ded alreadyThese changes suck
>>222104586nah fuck that nigga lol
>>222104567>and also produced the chosen one and the god kingYou keep saying this and then scurrying away when asked to elaborate.So I am no longer asking. Elaborate, or else.
>>222104476The Rhaenyra scenes are so incredibly boring that I don't think people even noticed she cut herself on the throne. On reddit and tiktok and twitter literally nobody mentioned it, everyone's talking about Cole or how forced the Alyn/Baela kiss was or how Gwayne is a fag or how Alicent sucks.
>>222104459She gets fucked by Aemond, her kids eventually marry into the line of Whents (who marry into the Lothstons, who marry into the Tullys who marry into the Starks).
>>222104586Not dead, only Bold Jon'd
>>222104567The Targaryens ended their own reign by becoming native. They were conquerors who had dragons. Instead of choosing to remain so they decided to take Andal women into their family and adopted their customs which was the cause of their ruin. So much so that when a Grim Wormtongue motherfucker like Otto Hightower wormed his way into the royal court he isolated a maleable king by making his resent his own brother and daughter and created a branch family that was loyal only to him. Daenerys suffered the same fate when instead of being a conqueror and taking over westeros with her 3 dragons she chose to be "noble" and ended up depressed and vengeful with only 1 dragon left. Never go native
>>222104638>>222104638>>222104638>>222104638
>>222104611>She gets fucked by AemondFire and blood claims that she had a son by him, yes.>her kids eventually marry into the line of Whents (who marry into the LothstonsHow is this shown?
um, new thread?
>>222104624>the egg was warm to aemond's touch>her eggs will be fertilized by aemondyes its kino
>>222104522Nah this is worseDD had an excuse for not having material anymoreCondal and Hess have the book
>>222104602The Whents are descended from Aemond's heir, Catelyn Stark's mother was a Whent.
>>222104586Corlys isn't dead. Ormund made references to Corylys being a great hand of the Queen because of his impeccable lineage. They kidnapped him to make him Daeron's hand of the king.
>>222102151best part about criston the cuck's death is that they made a fucking woman kill himutterly humiliating
Nigga said Jon was the best character earlier lol
>>222104522>women can do no wrong nor have any malice or violence within them and just want to hold hands and have world peaceanon, you literally see a woman having a guy thrown out a cliff window in the latest episode and calling it fascinating.>Feminists genuinely think that "positive" portrayals of women are literally just showing them as faultless heroes Rhaenyra is pretty obviously being portrayed as having faults and making bad descisions. In the behind the scenes they even say her rashly sending Alicent away to Harrenhal is done out of spite for her escape attempt. Rhaenyra coming across as fumbling, hot-headed and mean is 100% intended.You are simply too blinded by culture war brainrot and memes to be able to see it. You are not an incorruptible objective rational agent, you have less insight into your own behavior than you think and are more mentally compromised than you realize and probably incessantly reinforce your negative worldview and consume negative content constantly, skewing your entire perspective. The show's writing is indeed bad and biased in some liberal direction but your perception is so warped that you can't diagnose and interpret things correctly and your criticisms are overexaggerated and misplaced, to the point that you say things that make it seem like you aren't even watching the show.You are not original in being like this mind you, many anons are as such.They needlessly made Cole's exit more badass than in the source material for example and didn't even give his enemies the iconic line for whatever baffling reasons but you and other anons are too brainrotted to even admit details like this in your analysis of it.
