/tv/ humor thread
>>222115162
Dad's Google HERstory
>>222115238Meg BREASTS
>>222115344That's a cute enby.
>>222115344Lol
>>222115219Where's the bloody jokes
>>222115454Too challenging for you?
What do you call a woman who posts on /tv/? Nothing! Because they're a tranny freak and they're not a real woman!
>>222115270I can have a detached chuckle at most of these, but this one makes me want to die
I will never watch a video made in portrait mode.
>>222115219The middle wast did invade Europe, what do you think happened to Constantinople?
>>222115472
>>222115219>oh never mind they couldn't invent ships
>>222115521It does appear to cut off early just as the joke starts
>Oi wuz gaped roight in me cunny! e' gaped me in me cunny m8! Oy!!!!! Hoo's havin' a laugh up there!?!!
>>222115163Theres a pilot shortage in the US and we import a bunch of them
>>222115469too challenging for them to invent chairs?
>>222115274They're very nice.
>>222115219the nigger ego is truly something to behold
>>222115162Really fast turned into generic millennial woman quirk chungus bit, but ending kind of saved it
women literally shouldn't vote
>>222115344actually funny and relatable
>>222115163HE'S STILL GOTIT
>>222115344Is this too much to ask? :(
>>222115275Is this the most "boomer" shit of all time?
>>222115219You know what's crazy? Conquest and taking resources from others was always a part of history, but only Europeans decided that instead of just killing/raping nations they conquer out of existence they will just seize control over resources and let conquered nations live within the conquered land. And ironically, by being the least violent, they are labeled as the most evil - not the people who were just straight up running genocide raids and covering fields in salt afterwards. The lesson here is - play mr nice guy today, get cucked and raped in the future.
>>222116706It' the Roman DNA
post my dads history
>>222115270best one
I actually find the "dad's Google history" bit funny
>>222115469you are brown
>>222115245good fucking lord
>>222115344proof that face>anything
>>222115472I met a natural vagina haver here on /tv/, she's a fucking knockout and I still talk to her
>>222117296Got any pics?
>>222117516a lot, and if you've been here long enough you've seen her post some of them here herself
>>222115344kek
>>222115975Protip: there's no shortage. It's just an excuse to import cheap immigrant labour and suppress wages. Why would there be a pilot shortage? Did every trainee pilot in the country die in a tragic plane crash? Is there a contagious disease going around that can only survive on the inside of a cockpit?
>>222115643>what do you think happened to Constantinople?That's nobody's business but the Turks.
>>222117963oh anon!
>>222115219LOL HES THE COLOR OF A TURD
>>222115344Why does it have one earbud in the entire time?
>>222115344Extremely overrated.
>>222115219So first the redefine racism to where it can't be against whites (in their opinion), and then redefine "reverse racism" so that also can't exist in our timeline.Fuck. I guess they're reverse-reverse racist then.
>>222118001A man is feeding her lines through it.
>>222117122for me it's her My Secret Stache bit
>>222118099DEMI LADNER THIGHS
>>222115219Fucking sanctimonious nigger fuck
>>222118152Kek wtf
>>222118152How does someone sit down and write this 'bit' out and then actually go through with filming it
>>222115238Hefty
>>222115219>And t-then they brainwashed us into thinking they're attractive, those damn handsome whitesThe cope is outstanding
>>222118627this video makes me smile
the problem with these comediennes is that they're all girl bosses to the extreme. no femininity or humility left in them
>>222115219but some groups of power have been doing it for the last 70 years, no time travel needed it is happening right now
This thread needs an upgrade. Someone pls post the quirk chungus saga that's where comedy peaked
>>222115163>"He's done it again!">"He's an assassin, a comedy assassin!">"Un-be-lievable"
>>222115344Literally my type.
>>222118774Look at these hideous kikes trying to pretend to be white
>>222115163damn, I remember when only leftist comedians did "agree and clap" comedy.>>222115264kek, that's actually funny.
>>222115238Is there a reason why she shows her bare tits all the time? Is she that much of a kind and loving soul to strangers online?
>>222118394Post the webms, please.I can't believe the old custom of filming firm asses and meaty thighs will die out in the next Olympics.
>>222117923actually funny>>222118152there's a whole universe of these Eastern European, Turkish, Indian boomer humor short videos>>222118627creative>>222118646lol>>222118798I love how freaky Arab girls are IRL. They have their rules, but then they also have stuff the rules don't cover. All the covered, young hijab girls are wearing sexy underwear underneath. Their makeup will be on point, they'll look beautiful. People have misconceptions about Muslims.>>222118839>202Sthat's a jeet AI trailer, right?>>222119097it's not "dying out", they're banning it
>>222118774>captions one word at a timedropped
>>222118927
>>222119156She gets more pussy than 99% of this board
>>222118394wtf, I once considered her to be wife material, but not with that attitude.
>>222119183So? I could get more dick than she ever got while she was straight if I went gay
>>222119156These things can vote, by the way.
>>222115219>last panelholy cope brown clowns are something else
>>222119249these things are the majority of voters, in fact. For the entire history of civilization, all men everywhere on Earth knew that it was a bad idea to let these things be in charge. Then 100 years ago some simps decided to give it a try, and now society is on the verge of collapsing.
>>222119277Now ask him to draw a dick
>>222119153Lol
>>222119156WHAT KINDA PUSSY ALLOWS THIS TOCONGREGATE AND GROW?
>>222119156What's the plural of quirky chungus? Chungi?
>>222119335What was the original again?
>>222115344You don't want a "non-binary" girlfriend. Life isn't Snoot Game. They're even more unhinged than transsexuals because they're even more confused and unstable. I still remember one night when I said "fuck it" got drunk and said I would roleplay whatever scenario turns her on the most. Que 20 minutes later and she's having screaming orgasms while I'm describing how she's riding the face o a girl whom she has just disemboweled with her mother watching.
>>222119335anybody have any of the reactions to Dany getting raped? I remember some attention whores on TikTok filming themselves crying or having "panic attacks" and shit.
>>222115219Why didn't they do this in real life
>>222119418two possibilities:1) White people are uniquely evil, and all other races refused to conquer other races purely due to moral objections2) They weren't capable of doing itI wonder which it is
>>222115207You pull up to the traffic light and it turns... BLUE?
>>222115344Built for Chud cock.
>>222119447the chinks killed 300 million of their own retard go you know who chairmen Mao is?
>>222119156The dude killed himself a while later btw
>>222119515Why
>>222119480>the chinks killed 300 million of their own retard go you know who chairmen Mao is?
>>222119296Their only function is to just breed more men to build cool shit, why did we just give them the keys to the kingdom?
>>222119515oh so she's a murderer too.
>>222119763i didn't give them anything
>>222119386quirk chungae, from the quirkus genus. will naturally flock to and inhabit anywhere big pharma has a stranglehold on. they have a steady diet of assorted pills and the last of the life force of suicidal beta males (fake HR ritual is one such instance of feeding)
>>222119690Hilarious. Now tell me her name so I can look for her nu..news about upcoming work.
>>222119097>I can't believe the old custom of filming firm asses and meaty thighs will die out in the next Olympics.only if you're unlucky enough to live in bongistan. everywhere else in the world will still be focusing in on those perfect athletic asses.
>>222119774So true sis
>>222119515doubt.
>>222115207No!It's "park on a driveway" What a retarded woman.
>>222115162>nobody:>poltard: TRANNIES
>>222115975Tech companies in the US literally fire tens of thousands of Americans every year then claim there's a shortage of qualified engineers, coders, etc and that they need to import H1Bs to fill the open slots because they just can't find anyone. You don't think airlines and every other industry with highly skilled, high-paid employees are doing the same thing?And that's on top of DEI hiring practices that are STILL in place that demand gender and racial diversity quotas no matter what the actual applicant pool looks like, which naturally discriminates against White men because they're 80% or more of qualified applicants but are only allowed to take up 20% of the jobs due to these quotas.
>>222118774>One word at a timeUnwatchable, into the trash it goes.
>>222115245That's literally a Crumb sketch IRL, what the fuck.
>>222119397i feel like this is a ymmv situation, because the "enby" i dated was literally just a tomboy that was getting groomed by discord, and I pulled her out of it and fucked her brains out and now she's a completely normal single mother.
>>222120120funny
haha
>>222120208this reminds me of the japanese comics that i like to read
>>222120208Very nice, but she lacks imagination.She should try wearing jeans for some of these, and maybe do it in public at a restaurant or standing in a line.
>>222119690As an ESL I needed to use GPT to figure this one out. I didnt think of the word incest as I dont have a dirty mind. Good joke though
>>222115454sitting in the crowd lapping up their humiliation ritual
>>222118863they're power hungry and pettytranissaries for the regimetheir role in this scheme is the antithesis of femininity and humility
>>222120600As an ESL you're likely the product of incest.
>>222119097>>222119961RIP /r/Ohlympics though>>222119515>>222119532>>222119789I don't think he did, /pol/ kept posting about a guy who killed himself after his wife turned lesbian and said it was the same guy but it wasn't.
>>222120927>fat dumb AmeriKEK>soiboy feminist Canadian>teeth missing inbred BritWhat native speaker are you? Check this girl mirring my ridiculously good-looking ESL self
>>222115219>I hate you but I want to live in your country and speak your language and dress like you and scold you for making me feel this way
>>222119026There isn’t even cleavage in that clip
>>222121075>mirringIt's 'miring from admiring and that's not what she's doing.She's wondering why you have three thumbs and no chin.
>>222118657>my aunt tells me...wine aunt trying to get autismoniece to whore it out
>>222121111this describes everything wrong with western society
>>222115238Definition of butterface
>>222121111Why is she presenting her rear when challenging me to a fight?
>>222121243>that's not what she's doingSo, you never had a girl flirt with you? I feel for you, anon. Poor, poor you. Maybe you can try to impress a geeky girl at your local spelling bee?
>>222116706Vassal states existed in a lot of places. China was notorious for their tributary system.
>>222115238SEXBIG HONKING TITS
>>222115344>sighs in i hate everyone born after 1980How is this fucking hard to understand? Fucking stupid bitch.
>>222115163Schneider's got that Rogan physique.
>>222121412kek, women really have no idea what empathy even is so they just come off as cringey whenever they try to fake it.
>>222117963
>>222120600We should develop a disease that only targets you goblins
>>222121499>goblinsBut you lot are short and muttified? Does not compute
>>222119943Nichameleon
>>222121542I'm 6'5" and germanic. Sucks for you, brownoid
>>222121563Sure you are. I totally believe a random stranger on the internet. Stay mad, virgin.
>>222115163Why does he think he's funny
>>222121542Dutch people have one personality only:>but we're tallI'm sure you have plenty of comebacks ready but there is a reason why your country is tiny while the other colonial powers aren't.
>>222119515Why would he kill himself and not her? What a fucking faggot.
>>222117719This. Any shortage is fake and manufactured. If you didn’t important millions of unskilled, uneducated, poor, and stupid shitskins most shortages would disappear over night. Especially if you did more automation like in East Asian countries. Shortages are caused by mass immigration as an excuse to continue mass immigration. If there was no mass immigration there’d be no housing shortage, and we’d all transition nicely into the age of mass automation and AI, instead we’re going to have tens of millions of poor and stupid jeets, spics, and other muster meats lose their jobs and then they’ll become and even larger drain on the system.
>>222118774>disabled cunt and two jews pretending to be huwhiteend the human race
>>222118946>>222121650>>222121661>Conveniently ignores the cringe from his side which started the threadClassic
>>222117296How do you meet people on 4chan?
>>222119183this is like saying Pedro Pascal gets more dick than her. It's irrelevant and means nothing.
>>222119515nah that was deboonked
>>222121111Ugly jew hag
>>222121462lol
>>222121707>>>/soc/
>>222121707Hello anonWe have now metSee you later
>>222121701>from his sideare you having an episode?
>>222118798those are top notch feet
>>222121701They are gay and retarded tooYou're point?
>>222115238
>>222115245
>>222121707Discord
>>222115238uhh cheesed to meet you?
>>222121551Oh goodness. I wasn't actually expecting her to be providing news content.You're a good person anon.
>>222121707I mostly invite them to my basement, there are free candy and anime girls there
>>222121371WRONG
>>222121661>>222121661>plenty of comebacksI do actually, my ad rem levels are over 9000. I dont care about winning the internets on a Bhutanese Competitive Dog Grooming Forum, though. I hope a girl flirts with you one day, sir.
>>222121412Now show her a video of suffering Palestinian children and watch hps happy she gets.
>>222121707this is it. >>222121813you start talking to someone here, if you get along you can give them a discord handle, from there you can be having cybersex in minutes and also exchange actual information to meet in person.
>>222121236Megan BitchellYou're welcome
>>222119183who cares about cunts faggot
>>222121563it does suck to be brown stop reminding me hans
>>222115163I'm glad all the repliers realize and agree that DEI is important and shouldn't be mocked like this. 4chan might be finally healing.
>>222116706No black or brown person has ever started a war or conquered a piece of land
>>222115245Thick Khazar thighs
>>222115344>I am a mentally ill person who is trapped inside their own mind to the point that I cannot even do something simple like make coffee without nearly having a panic attackWe used to have asylums for these people, now they are just walking around. That is not a sustainable way of life, something will snap inside of your head and you will do something terrible.Get these fucking time bombs out of society.
>>222122644cute retards are acceptable in society
>>222120030>nobodyYou mean the state, the comedian in the post you responded to, schools, public spaces, etc.?Pedo freak.
>>222121352She's not flirting with you, she's looking at you with a combination of shock and amusement.
>>222121412Cool. Now show her footage of aborted fetuses, or rather, the clinical process.
>>222115162I would grunt loud Christian dad noices as I stood up and slowly walk out right in the middle of that shit
>>222115219>Persians and mongols didn't exist
>>222115472Kek
>>222119156>>222119515
>>222118627Damn, Concord 2 is looking fresh
>>222122345Her tits look like shit lol
>>222122735no I don't mean that
>>222115219>reverse racistso just racist then
>>222115207Would rape desu
>>222122310> if you get along you can give them a discord handlenever do this
Comedy died with Norm
>>222122310when i talk to somebody here and we get along some fucking weirdo slips into the conversation every single time by impersonating me and dropping his contact info, and then the other guy gets abductedit happened at least 3 times
>>222119156>>222119515>>222123110Crazy how this is basically murder but she's allowed to roam free because lesbians or something. The West is doomed.
>>222115219lol, sure
>>222115162can i get a video link / audio for this please
>>222115163>>222115975>>222117719>>222121676I'm brown and I'm getting my pilots license here in the US.
>>222126350gotta love those 'accelerated' 2 month schools, equivalent of a trucking school for flying.
>>222118774short guys have an advantage when working out because muscle looks better when you're something like 5'8 versus 6'1 it shows more on your body and you look fit rather than looking just thinthat's why most bodybuilders are short kings
>>222115219Is the punchline that it would be ridiculous for white people to move to where their oppressor is?
>>222115275This is legit funny though zoomers don't get it because the joke isn't explained to them
>>222115472You know if you fucking losers spent as much time on literally ANYTHING else in your life as much as you spend obsessing about trannies you'd all probably be confident and successful men in your day to day
>>222115219>I'd convince the leaders of Africa, Asia, the Middle East to invade EuropeThey tried. They failed. Does this bug think every brown and yellow on Earth lived in peace before the wyte man came? It's also funny how this is all coming from feeling inferior to whiteness. They can't help themselves. If what he said came true and whites were conquered throughout the world, there would be no brown feeling bad or sadden by white mistreatment. He'd cheer and gloat. Truly demonic brownoids. Keep these things away from your nations anons.
>>222115344Cute tomboy waiting for Chud male aside, what was the joke here? Asks for a splash and she doesn't know? That's half a joke.
>>222118627I remember this bitch copyrighted some tiktok dance she did in the hopes of getting big. But it's the most nonsense jiggaboo shit ever and no one even tried.
>>222126406I'm also half-Indian and half-black, I hope that makes you seethe
>>222118774Do women really listen to these foids? Is the podcast market so saturated that this passes for the status quo?
>>222126535only fags care about muscle
>>222120258you do it whore
>>222126406why are you replying to an obvious shitposter? i hate this place
>>222119156update
>>222126982do what?
>>222118657Is the dude hard or something? Her eyes are glued to his crotch
>>222121111
>>222118868This chick used to be cool. Her pron name was a deep cut from comics. Sadly she's old and bitter now. At least she's not fat I guess.
>>222126099answer plz someone, respect my dubs
>>222115207Hot
>>222126599Ok, tranny.
>>222115245God, forgive me
>>222115162>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY TRANS DAUGHTER YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>222125233>leaving someone is murderkek her boyfriend was a sui boy faggot what did you expect?
>>222115344what should one do to acquire a gf like this?
>>222115162is she Jewish?>her brothers will call call herso... two boys get to be boys (presumably, maybe they were girls?) but one of them gets SACRIFICED TO THE DEMON possessing their "comedian" mommyvery evil find op, good work.
>>222119477does the boomer chudjak phenotype have a real name? like the senator armstrong chud or something.
>>222121462anon, she's making fun of "empaths."
>>222117122You just want to fuck her. It's ok, we all do.
>>222115162that's not funny at all, obviously trans women on estrogen can't physically compete with men
>>222121019It was a Reddit post from a user with the same handle as her TikTok account and in it OP tells about her ex-boyfriend who killed himself after she came out as a lesbian. Might be a troll, might be just a coincidence, not confirmed, but may also be true
>>222119721Underrated
>>222128270>ssri stare
>>222118774Why are these ugly people making fun of other ugly people? Do they think they are not part of the same group?
>>222117923This ruined the thread by making me laugh
>>222119183What good is a pussy if you have no dick?
>>222115238Sex with her giant breast.
>>222130979
>>222119774Why are they laughing at her? She's doing great calmly explaining this to them in a relaxed and candid way, but everyone is just chimping out and not taking her seriously? Poor lady. I hate people.
>>222130281Look up Big Lez show. Thats big lez fren
>>222122513Africans have been warring with eachother since the dawn of time, brown tribes have genocided and slaved eachother for millenia but it's da hwhyte man that's the problem.
>>222118868There’s just something about drop out that gives me pause, I find some of it funny most of it obnoxious but there’s just a negative feeling I get in the pit of my stomach every time I watch it.
>>222129814just suck a penis, it will be quicker
>>222119515No, my 50/50 is on her either killing whatever poor young woman she convinces to be in a relationship or him trooning out in a desperate attempt to get back together. But I hope my bro focuses on himself and enjoys being out of that exhaustion
>>222129895>they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
>>222119690how the fuck is someone's handwriting so bad incest looks like incense? is this a zoomers can read cursive joke?
>>222115219the last panel is a very sad projection, imagine being so ugly you cant love yourself
>>222118774>why do ugly women show skin, they know they're fucking ugly, showing off some skin or cleavage doesn't really help the problem
>>222132554he stole from /pol/
>>222132554kek
>>222117923I chuckled
>>222115245This is revolting. Concerning people find this attractive
>>222115344She got married. Really hoping she grows her hair out. Women who cut their hair have this air of>I'm too old and disinterested to care anymoreAnd it's sad. I understand doing it for health reasons but other than that a woman sharing a male silhouette always tends to make me more desensitized to her. Like I actively want to be more rough with her so she can understand I'm judging her. Which is petty and stupid but if you're acting the part then look the part too. Wait. I hope she married a guy.
>>222133077That's okay to do. If you think you can make money stealing from /pol/ do it for your children
>>222118774Literally just saw a video where Rob Schneider is trying to motivate and influence youngsters as he's standing a gym looking /fit/ next to his personal trainer and saying how if he's 62 and can look that good then there's no excuse for any of the rest of us. Rob Schneider is 5'3". Knowing he isn't a garbage bag under his clothes is pretty admirable and a little inspiring. Besides it is written that a man loves his body as he loves his wife. Men will take care of themselves because they want to set an discipline that their wife and children admire and emulate. You should be happy men are working out and looking healthy as opposed to operating like a retired father of three when you're a single man.
>>222128270Fucking insane what a progressive mental disorder this is. Being a homo was just the first step of course, had to up the ante. What the fuck is next after trooning though?
>>222120208Please no meat touching, ma'am.
>>222115245swamp ass central which is a good thing
>>222122256>when you kill your enemies they win
>>222121758don’t do this in current day you’ll just get women asking you for money and gay men trying to catfish you
>>222134602pretty much every red board is just guys talking about their penises
>>222132581It's a "incense and incest kind of sound alike so just go with it" joke.
>>222134931but they're talking about misREADING a diary
>>222135093Don't question it trust the process.
>>222135093That's why it's "just go with it." They sound alike, but they couldn't figure out how to incorporate that so they used the fact that people understand they sound alike but put it in a misreading joke.
>>222130979heh heh
>>222115643Also the mongol and the Barbers. Infact Spain and Portugal was occupied by muslims for 800 years. Most of Russia was ruled by the mongols and the balkan was under Ottoman for hundred of years too.
>>222115163Check out the woman of color at :23 definitely not laughing.
>>222115270She was absolute shit in The Wheel of Time.
>>222116705it's funny as shit. you probably like Lonely Island.
>>222115163>ends set after 2 minutes of crickets and refuses to do making copies
>>222115245Name?
>>222119774She and that audience are equally revolting. (No I'm not an incel but she is a racist cunt; no incel wants to touch that.)
>>222128270>updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LO_ztu42s4It cannot be overstated how big of a bullet her ex dodged