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Why didn’t they add the death line for Cole?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>222115575First for the bastard-namers.
>>222115575S: GOT S1, 2, 3, 4A: GOT S5, 6, 7B: C: HOTD, AKOTSKD: GOT S8
>>222115595Because dishonorable degenerates like you and the Burlington Bar don't deserve it.The fact the death of a man who fought his way up to the top only to be coerced into sex by a princess was cheered is indicative that all of humanity deserves to burn.And burn we shall. So much dead young growth in the forests...
will they ever show the kinoest dragon The Cannibal
>>222115642>S5, 6, 7 above anything except for S8Very funny
He comes....
>>222115666This Alys character doesn't make sense>helps Rheanyras cause>gets butthurt because she didn't get harrenhall>now has a chance to get harrenhall>doesn't go for it>umm actually I want Aemond to be kingLike what??
>>222115642>A: GOT S5, 6, 7hang yourself
Still you insist on misjudging me.
>>222115716She doesn't trust the Blacks anymore, and knows that getting a noble husband, a title, and a name are things she will need to hold a seat like Harrenhall.
bear poppa ...
>>222115661>a man whoI'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account.—Pate of Longleaf to Cristoncole killed civilians en masse
>Historically accurate Robert Baratheon
>>222115700Based and checked.
>niece walks up close and looks at you this wayWhat do
>>222115642>C: AKOTSKshalom
>>222115907Bang her niece 40 years later
>>222115907The other brother is also into her, right? Wow I can't wait for the fake drama of two old adult men bitching and moaning at each other over a girl.
>>222115907Hold my nose
>Rhaenyra is written to be a bumbling, diffident, impotent lightweight as soon as she takes the throneunironically what did the writers mean by this
aaaggghhh...
>>222115665They already have. A lot. He's got a retarded inbred underbite. When in fact he's supposed to be one of the few older dragons not affected by the bane of inbreeding or growth suppression via the Dragon Pit.
>>222115974Doesn't the other brother die in the next episode anyway? Since they're merging both battles into one?
>>222115907>My betrothed died 2 weeks ago I really need to fuck my uncle right nowWomen are disgusting
>>222115988More like>every woman on the throne is GoT is a complete incompetent fucktard that cannot lead>cersei, danny, rhaenyra, lisa arryn
>>222116110It's an unclefucker world
Why did Helaena make an embroidery of Aemond inside Alys' vagina?
It’s time to admit this show is ass
>>222116184imagine people put that much meaning into it when boys draw dicks
>The sneed is strong? What does that mean?
>Arrion Baratheon, light chestnut of hair.
>>222115834>historically accurate Robert Baratheon
Whent theorists. Among Healena's scribbles which are all about the Dance, there's one that stands up as not: headless wolves (Lady+Grey Wind).
are we gonna see dragons fugg?
>>222115642>A: 6,7>C: AKOTSKlmao
was she someone of noteor the show runners felt there is not enough women in the show so even random archers in armies of the north are women and they are bad ass as they shoot without orders
>>222116456Cregan's brood sow
>1 week
>>222116456It's a Furiosa cameo
What makes Ser Arthur Dayne a good swordsman anyway?
>>222115575HOTD > AKOTSK (gay)
>>222115665I still think the best option for GOT was for the night king to fund cannibals corpse north to animate. What we actually got was retarded because it implies the white walkers never would’ve destroyed the wall if the retarded plan to bring a zombie south hadn’t happened.
Is corlys dead?
>>222116606Probably just a hostage.
>>222116526is she described as busty?
>>222116606raped
>>222116526Fire and Blood accurate Rhaenyra
>>222116606did he get grabbed while taking a leak?
>>222115642Absolutely not. The real ranking isS: GOT S1A: GOT S2, GOT S3, GOT S4, DunkB: HOTD S1C: GOT S6D: GOT S5, GOT S7, HOTD S3F: GOT S8, HOTD S2
>>222116526wow saar. we are team black now
>>222116606ormund is going to break that buck
>>222115907this plot point doesn't make sensethis is like their first 1 to 1 interaction in the show lmao
>>222116633That's really bold
>>222115770it's not about trust though wasn't she the one moving the plot along for the song of ice and fire
we are criston cole. we honor his name.we are criston cole. we carry the hightower flame
>>222116819lol die and be fucked
>>222116809She did so for a purpose, only to be denied by an ungrateful queen.
>>222116002There was no fucking reason why they couldn't have used the "I won't have any songs about you Kingmaker" line They keep pushing for shit like "rogue prince" or "daeron the daring", but they drop it with 0 context or reason, just as references to a book they're no longer following But in the one instance where it makes some sense to both use a line from the books, and give Cole's nickname, they just... do nothingThis show is nothing
Riverlander necromancy is overpowered...
>>222116914Dropping "the Daring" out of nowhere while cutting the Battle of the Honeywine and Daeron's heroic introduction is honestly insane.
>noooo riverlander witch don't force me to impregnate you aaaaaaaagh help me seven!!!!!!!!!!
>>222116914>>222117006Yeah, I honestly don't get why anyone would like the show version of Daeron. The book version does deserve his epithet. Meanwhile show Daeron... seems good natured? Just another character with literally 0 agency whatsoever.
>>222117043he's quite literally just a little guy
I still have no idea how that cuck George Martin thought he could play Coles death out in any other way than the Blacks being straight bitch made I don’t care what anyone said Cole offered to 3v1 through established warriors and they pussied out and shot him from a distance to avoid throwing hands This whole “no songs about you kingslayer” bullshit is cope
>>222116026Retard that's Sheepstealer
It’s actually unbelievable how shit house of the dragon is They have literally been giving the most user friendly and popular IP known to man with already written story and source material and they somehow fucked it up. Are showrunners just a meme job title? If you gave the average person a production crew and a big budget they would do a better job Please tell me it’s not doing good in the ratings?
>>222117068And they named the guy who conquered Dorne without any dragons after him lol
>>222115834>>222116388Threadly reminder that Robert's hammer is an actual fantasy-style warhammer and that he's a gigachad for merely being able to one-hand it seeing as Ned (who can lift and swing Ice) can barely do so with both hands:>He'd had a giant's strength too, his weapon of choice a spiked iron warhammer that Ned could scarcely lift.
>>222116819When do the riverlanders get bombed?
>>222117092I don't know what makes you think george was trying to mock cole when in asoiaf he is mentioned 3 times and all 3 times he is mentioned in a completely serious manner
>>222117092Roddy is a pathetic bitch. Has multiple le epic northerner dying in the battle with a sword in hand quotes and then pussies out in the first moment he might get killed.
>>222117043We like him because he’s cute
I hate how we are going as a society that Cole has became a cartoonishly evil villain amongst women and queers because……uhhh……..wait what did Cole do again I forgot?
>>222117205He is Dornish (=brown)
>>222116606>>222116633>>222116754>On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in one-twenty-nine I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it’d look like a nest’a sea snakes as he’d be twisting here and yonder. T’was the true king, Daeron the Darin’ d’ye ken?, that had ordered me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin’ the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon seven kingdoms. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, his pure Valyrian-blooded body framed by yon settin’ sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the west, by going east. Took him unawares as he were stood alone, taking a leak or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund’rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud Valyrian was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta’ wrigglin’ this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as Reach lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate buck could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the Seven are my witness, he were a right dragon, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken Valyrian anus and dodging my breaker man’s meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D’ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By Hugor of the Hill and the Seven-Who-Are-One, now recite the Seven Pointed Star, boy, you'll break, too!
And what has Ser Criston Cole done?
>>222117166Because you don't waste good commanders on a ten man squad with one dude with plot armor. Roddy is Bloodraven 1.0.He dies solo'ing two Hightowers later though.
>>222117205He called rahenyra a cunt!Unforgivable!The only actual evil deed we seem him commit is that he kills beesbury and that's arguably an accident in the show
>>222117205He was raped not by one but two queens.
>>222117223>plot armour Ahh is that what you call it being an absolute beast chad?Roddy pussied out because he knew Cole would absolutely merk him Also the show changing it from Cole offering a 3v1 to a 2v1 is another example of women being spiteful creatures shouldn’t be allowed to run media
>>222117215damn straight
>>222117228He literally beat Laenor's gay lover to death at his wedding in front of everyone
>>222117233Who did he rape? My memory is shit but I’m pretty sure Alicent and Rhaenrya were desperate for his cock
>>222117252Oh yeah I forgot about that The guy shouldn’t have been talking shit but I can see women hating him for beating a sassy rude gay guy
>>222117252He literally blackmailing him
>>222117215>his pure Valyrian-blooded body>I approached from the west, by going eastKek
I miss Hugh's brother-in-law so much
>And what... has queen Rahenyra... done....>She sent Alicent to Harrenhal to slay her own son. Brilliant.
>>222117253He didn't rape anyone, he was raped by both.
Someone please and I mean PLEASE explain to me what the fuck is Alicents motivation and eagerness to kill her family? It’s fucking insane and it makes no sense.If it’s protect Haelana she could have fled at any moment in her life and started a farm, why is she trying to kill all her sons as well.What the fuck is Alicents incentive to go kill Aemond
>>222117305Women can't rape, chudIf the sex was non-consensual then by definition the man was the rapist
>>222117314She's a woman for Trump person who's realised that punk rock is superior, duh
>>222117252That was one of the dumbest that showed how stupid the writing of the show actually was.
>>222117314>What the fuck is Alicents incentive to go kill AemondRhaenussy got her acting unwise
>>222117314Some menopausal issues I guess
>>222117314
>>222117314Late abortion due to marital rape
>>222117331that and the whole dagger subplot proved we were going in the shit from the startShow really started at GoT season 5 levels of hackfraudery, and has been ramping up since
>>222115474I was obviously referring to the US having cattle slavery has a counter point to the US not having classes but whateverI'm not gonna undo decades of indotrination in a few 4chan posts, sure anon the US Is the specialest and you invented freedom and democracy good boys!
>>222116184It's a pool of blood.
>>222117239>offering a 3v1 to a 2v1no you see it was always 3v1 but woman smart and hiding not like dumb man standing in the open
Alicent I know you JUST tried to escape like, last night, but I’m going to let you outside the city gates and out of my sight, so that you can be my hired assassin. The target? Oh no one in particular just YOUR OWN SON.
Home
>>222117400...just never mind them watching their guys getting slaughtered for no reason and being able to hide an entire army right under the nose of some vietnam vets (I mean seriously they basically passed them and immediately appeared after, that wasnt well done, let some time pass)
>>222116184I have no idea how the green bitch saw this and jumped to the conclusion of "Aemond is at Harrenhal"Maybe I missed something through the absurdity of it all
>>222116914>There was no fucking reason why they couldn't have used the "I won't have any songs about you Kingmaker" line I was immediately bummed out because of that, and then immediately thought of the answer to that question: to spite George. The whole exchange:>Criston: If I strike my banners, do you promise us our lives?>Garibald: I made my promise to the dead. I told them I would build a sept for them out of traitors' bones. I don't have near enough bones yet, so...>Criston: If there is to be battle here, many of your own will die as well.>Roderick: That's why we come. Winter's here. Time for us to go. No better way to die than sword in hand.>Criston: As you will it. We can begin here, the four of us. One of me against the three of you. Will that be enough to make a fight of it?Pate: I'll want three more. I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account.They barely use the bones line and made a stupid fucking joke of making Cole challenge the old dude and a fucking kid. They literally shat on that moment for no reason, except, perhaps, to poke George.
>>222115642S7 was as bad as S8 absurd to rank them so far apart
>>222115700No, no, no!
>>222117403It's a win-win for Rhaenyra; either Alicent takes Aemond off the board, or Aemond executes Alicent and earns a Hightower death mark
>"Your Queen commands you to eat their þussy, I shall be waiting in my chambers"
>>222117403>My own son? >Well, if it's happening, better that I be the one to fucking murder him>I'm not even gonna try to escape now or make some plan to go back to my family, I mean he's as good as dead anywayWhat the fuck is wrong with the writing staff
>>222117428There are people in this general who think that the real rot was S8. Let them sink in. Jaime Lannister and Bronn's secret mission to Dorne was in fucking season 5.
>>222117415You dont know how easy is to hide 10k army in some blueberry bushes
>>222117403>>222117451what's the plan here? does she marry alys and aemond? how is she going to kill him?
Wait did I miss something So this is the change of events >Alicent is in charge at Kings landing >she then tricks Aemond to leave >she then helps Rhaenrya take kings landing >lets Rhaenrya kidnap her and Haelana>tries to escape Why the fuck wouldn’t she just leave with Haelana after Aemond did?
>>222117404>A perfectly level carpet of +1 million bodies for a family feud in a field somewherei clapped when i saw the brutality of warfare and needlessness of male violence, thank you female show writers for showing us what battle looks like
>>222117403Well, the script says that Alicent totally hates Aemond's guts and would rather go on an arduous journey to kill him rather than escape.
>>222117456>Jaime Lannister and Bronn's secret mission to Dorne was in fucking season 5Heh, that shit was so funnyThey already had a perfectly good arc for Jaime in the books but they sent him to fucking Dorne
>>222117444What is it actually like to eat pussy anons? I'm a virgin and if I ever got the opportunity I'd be afraid of the smell/taste
WHAT THE FUCK IS ALICENTS INCENTIVE OR REASON TO ASSASSINATE AEMOND!!!!!!
>>222117092>uhm better idea - let me 1v2 the child and old man. True hero
>>222117444>>222117403>>222116526>thoughts and prayersMAEGOR WITH TITS
>>222117451>Allic->Which of my kids do you want me to kill?>w->I'll do it, I'll set them all up to die one by one in order>but->Bring them to me right now I'll do it myself I'll kill every fucking son I have that's what it means to be powerful and have agency
>>222117493Rahenyra's stinky pussy
>nooo why does alicent want to kill aemond??!?!?Gee thats a tough one. Seriously, you guys are fucking retards lmfao.
George Martin is such a fucking retard, he has literal gold and keeps selling it to people retards who want to put their own stamp on things and destroy his work and he keeps fucking doing it Game of thrones and now House of the dragon The one show that followed the source material with no agenda with a white male showrunner in Knight of the seven kingdoms was a massive fucking success
>>222117468If everything went well, Aegon and Aemond would have been dead, Ormund would have been a no-show and she could be together with Rhae Rhae. No need to run away.
>>222117525Kissing your mum on the lips infuriates her to the point of wanting to murder you?
>>222117505Maybe she looks like that when she sees fDaeron because she's struck by the realization she's got no reason to jump at his throat and murder him
>>222117540When your son is a targ you know where its leading. She's not a foreign weirdo so she finds incest revolting.
>>222117528What?So in Alicents fantasy scenario is all the males in her family are dead and her and Haelana can be lady’s in the court of the black?
>>222117526>a white male showrunner in Knight of the seven kingdomswas it a jew ?
>>222117525>I raised my son in a way that leads him to have severe mommy issues, I fear there is no cure but to put him down now
i've been looking up reaction channels on youtube for this show and holy shiti mean i don't consider myself a particularly high IQ person but nearly all the channels, even the supposedly superfan channels who know the books and know the lore, are such utter normies who have no standards and no faculties when watching this show. they're just along for the ride like NPCsi found maybe 2-3 channels among 30-40 that actually understood why the show is shit and knew how to dissect it. the rest just thought "the pacing was bad" or "not enough budget" shit like that
>>222117557Jews are great at making movies and tv shows
>>222117569If your choice is between being forced to marry your son if he wins or kill him its a reasonable choice.
>Aemond put down your sword and die >but mother I don’t understa——>I said put down your sword you freak you intend to rape me don’t you!!!!!>no mother you misunderstood…..>you kissed me Aemond so clearly you wish to fuck me >no mother it was a simple peck I was lost in the mome————-ack>burn in hell you sick fuck >BRING ME DAERONS HEAD HE WANTS TO FUCK ME
>>222110570Are you fucking retarded? Arianne is built like prime Salma Hayek
>>222117491 It's like licking a wound, smells a bit like pee unless she just washed, so also a bit like licking a fleshy penny, and you get wet from nose to chin
it true that haelena is in a brothel ? Wtf are people saying ?
>>222117598>Raise son to be an incestuous freak>NOOO, you don't understand, the most reasonable choice is for me to murder him rather than face the consequences of my past actionsHow does HotD nail writing women so realistically?
>>222117598>being forced to marry your sonWhat a weird thing to say when in that scene Aemond was testing the waters and would have stopped if Alicent didn't reciprocate (which she did because she was ALREADY trying to kill him BEFORE the kiss, that scene was part of her plan to get her son killed)
>>222117624Being into incest is part of Targaryen culture. She didn't raise him like that. They have always thought themselves above the laws and customs of Westerosi people.
>>222115595Because they’ve minimized Cole’s importance in the conflict and have raised up Alicent. It wouldn’t make as much sense if characters are suddenly saying he started this war. Plus it makes the Blacks look more dishonorable denying him a duel to save his men’s lives.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222117635She wasn't planning on killing him at that point, she just wanted him out of the city. As a women she lacks the capability of long term strategy or thinking.
>cum on my face you fucking loser
>>222115595it was always cringe lol
>>222117644She literally had Aegon marry Haelena>B-but Otto!She was the fucking queen, she let it happenJust like she let the kiss with Aemond happenGod forbid, accountability? For her actions?
>>222117451She's probably the worst written part of hotd, like literally the worst.In the books she's ride or die green bitch and it makes sense, she's a mother of the green faction.Here she's literally a retard that ruined her entire family by being worst mother imaginable, a whore who got addicted to dornish cock and now is okay will killing all her sons just to simp for her ex-best friend.Making Alys into childhood friend instead of spiteful stepmother was always a mistake and only retards supported this shit.
>>222117525She was already trying to get him killed before that
>>222117661>She hadShe's a women. What was she going to to, refuse the king? That was entirely Viserys and Otto's scheming.
>>222117657>Cersei>Green clothingIs she in her Mad King arc already?
>>222117673No she just wanted him out of the city. Alicent clearly isn't capable of thinking more than one step ahead.
Unintentionally, the show is pro-patriarchy and anti-feminism. The female characters are emotionally incontinent schizos who for some bizarre reason prioritize brief childhood friendships over the lives of their own children, and they're obsessed with abortion. Meanwhile the big bad men are the ones who actually get shit done and tenaciously fight for the families no matter the cost (though not all male characters adhere to this. see: Aemond)
>>222117689Cersei wears green a lot because it matches her eyes
>>222117667Hot take, the reason the writers rewrote her entirely isn't due to Hess' shipping, they're just indulging her because they realised Book Alicent is just a blatant copy of Cersei/Margaery.
I’ve repeated myself five fucking times, what is Alicents incentive for killing Aemond in the show? If it’s to help Rhaenrya and she thinks Aemond is a bad guy what will her rationale for killing Daeron be as clearly Rhaenrya will want him dead as well. Is she willing to kill her good son to be friends with Rhaenrya? That makes no sense as she fucking hates her
>tfw no insane heir swallowing blonde bimbo wife
>>222117205He was an oathbreaker
Has Aemond done anything worthwhile in the show yet for his team?Is Aemond a pussy all jokes aside? All he has done so far is burn peasants and jump Rhaeneys
>>222117689If evil then why she cute?
>>222117694nope. they planned to ambush aemond outside of harrenhal.
>>222117525I feel like Alys whole character was made as a propaganda piece on showing how disgusting and bad motherhood is compared to lesbian sex.All her sons are fuck up rapist, incestuous chuds and Helena is just an autist that deserves any sympathy because she's a woman.No mother acts like Alys acts except some drunkard schizos.
>>222117714She knows he's evil, she doesn't want to be involved in an incestuous relationship with her son, and she wants to try to protect the children she has that aren't completely lost.
where the fuck is vhagar?
>>222117714See >>222117339
>>222117730this show has given 0 time to green characters
>>222117735Alicent didn't know about the ambush.
>>222117714There is no in-universe incentive that makes Alicent seem sane or non schizophrenic. The only possible explanation is that she places greater value on her decades-old failed situationship with Rhaenyra, than the lives of her entire family. The only way to get an in-universe explanation is to perceive Alicent as a mentally ill disloyal lunatic who signed the death warrants of her entire family.Out-of-universe, Olivia Cookie was given a contract as a top 3 actor on HOTD and needs the appropriate screentime for that position. Her contract with HBO literally says she must be on screen very often. So the writers had to invent a reason to keep her on screen, even though her natural position in the story at this point is to be a secondary character.
>>222117742Vhagar is a strong independent she-dragon who needs no rider
>>222117730>Is Aemond a pussy all jokes aside?Always has been. His whole deal is being Daemon without the sauce.
>>222117730>Has Aemond done anything worthwhile in the show yet for his team?He planned rooks rest and killed Meleys, then he planned the Triarchy and got them to destroy the Velaryon fleet + a dragonrider without paying them a centHe would be a great commander if he didn't sperg out at Aegon and got manipulated by Alicent
>>222117042>vampire>cross
>>222117710She's not.Cercsei is a degenerate, envious, paranoid, spiteful and extremely dumb gooner.
Wait is the only dragons on team green Sunfyre, Daerons dragon, Vhagar and Haelanas dragon?And that’s vs Ulfs, Hugh’s, Rhaenryas, addams dragon, Daemons dragon, Daemons daughters dragon, Rhaeneys dragon, Luke and Jaces dragon Haelana is a selfish fucking bitch and should have been made to fight.
>>222117773>He would be a great commander if the writers just followed the booksFixed
>>222117655>beat Targs in every warI'm thinking based
>>222117730Aemond is probably the most hollow major character in the show. Which is weird because S1 seemed to make a big deal out of him being a lot more complex than just le bad guy, yet it pivoted away from this in S2/3 and instead just made him into mentally ill bad guy.
>>222117786No, in the books he proceeds to just start committing war crimes in the riverlands to no strategic endgame
>>222117782Literally everything but the first and last one are accurate to book Alicent.And all of them to show Alicent>>222117799Those are Riverlander peasants. It's not genocide, it's pesticide.
Late to watching the season, episode 3 and I'm already so fucking sick of Mysaria. This bitch cannot act.
>>222117799Firebombing Riverlands is net positive for the Realm
>>222117791They constantly flip flop between wether he should be an anime villain or a serious character from scene to scene. Ironically the opposite happened with Aegon whom started out in season 1 as a parody and then in season 2 they actually tried to give him character stuff.
Maybe the Greens burning desire to kill their offspring is an evolutionairy response to all the rape?
>I fucked Jaime on the morning of my wedding, the queen recalled. "I do," she said, "I feel reborn, as if a festering boil has been lanced and now at last I can begin to heal. I could almost fly." She imagined how sweet it would be to slam an elbow into Septa Scolera's face and send her careening down the spiral steps. If the gods were good, the wrinkled old cunt might crash into Septa Unella and take her down with her.
If George Martin wasn’t such a nerd who lived vicariously through Daemon who he is everything he wishes he was this war should have been scorched earth once Hugh and Ulf turned Vhagar should have just been roaming around firebombing The blacks armies until the war was done
>>222117734Stop typing, Jaime
>>222117847I don't understand people who dislike feast, it's kino followed by kino with even more kino sprinkled on top
>I’m building a sept out of traitor’s bones :DWhy did they give that line to the least intimidating male in the cast?
>>222117777we love wearing crosses man
>>222117897he's the show version of Benjicot Blackwood puts bloody ben in perspective
In this thread we support the superiority of the noble House Bracken
>>222117861because feast and dance not only fail to advance the main plot but they also derail it in many waysif you asked me before feast and dance how many books GRRM needs to finish, i'd say 4 moreif you asked me after feast and dance how many more book GRRM needs to finish, i'd say 5 more
would cersei have liked tyrion if he wasnt born a dwarf?
>>222117848At the very least you'd think she'd be flying around scorching up the largest groups of people by default just to get some calories into her, ally or not
>>222115613Brap in his face
We do not sow
>>222117848The war should have ended once in the Black's favor when the dragonseed were raised, and then ended again when the dragonseeds turned
It makes no fucking sense why Rhaenrya wouldn’t be treating ulf and especially Hugh like fucking gods This would be like in a World War Two countries join one with a decent navy and the other with the best airforce on the planet and you talk shit to them and don’t include them in war talks Hugh basically rides a nuke and they wouldn’t even give him a lordship lol
>>222117917>he's the show version of Benjicot Blackwood...semoc eH?
>>222118017>This would be like in a World War Two countries join one with a decent navy and the other with the best airforce on the planet and you talk shit to them and don’t include them in war talksAdmiral Ernest J. King is typing...
They were so innocent bros...
>>222118035Different circumstances, he didn’t own the fucking navy
HOTD is better than GOT simply by virtue of not having daenerys in it
>>222118067Rhaenyra is 10 times worse than daenerys though
>>222118017>anon didn't watch the last jedi and can't understand men should just shut the fuck up and do everything women say without questioning it
>>222118067Daenerys is one of GRRM's best characters doe
>>222117205He killed the Bee Lord and we bzzzzt’d our revenge Beechads rise up
>>222116026You should probably put the phone down while watching the show
>>222118088Beeware of our sting...
i'm making a collection of Alicent faces from S2-S3 and she legit has only three expressions in total. explains why all her scenes feel the exact same, she's so monotone
>>222117416Because she literally told Alicent he was at Harrenhal last episode
Aemond has more feats than Daemon>kills 2 dragons on Vhagar, Daemon kills none>Beats Cole, who beats Daemon>beds the witch>actually rules his faction as Prince-Regent and briefly King before going to Harrenhal rather than being CONSORT to the whore of dragonstone
>>222118048If you could unrape one of these three (book or show) who would you save?
>>222118114and Alys and Mysaria and just about every major female character in the show.
Rhaenyra to Alicent>STILL YOU THINK I WANT TO HURT YOUR CHILDREN????nigga you literally sent assassins to kill Daeron this very episode
Rhaenrya literally isn’t giving Ulf or Hugh a castle or holding or lordship and they stay and risk their lives and help?They both could fly to Essos and literally found their own empire, Daenerys basically conquered Essos with three small dragons and Vermithor is much bigger than drogon at his peak Plus ulf and Hugh’s dragons are male and female which can have dragon eggs which is enough to buy an army
>>222118129book Jeyne because nobody deserved that...
i don't know which is worse btn this and rings of power, i just hate watch it because i genuinely want to understand how we went from game of thrones to this
>>222118161They would have the best two punch attacking system since Kobe and Shaq >Ulf flies into a city while Hugh flies over Meereen or wherever owns the unsullied>Ulf says if they attack him or disobey Hugh is going to nuke their city >demand half their unsullied >move onto the next city and rinse and repeat until you have a massive army then conquer bravos or something
>>222118129Jeyne so I could rape her myself, humanely
>>222118060Yeah but King sure kept the actual navy of similar size with combat experience (the Brits) from convincing him to implement said advice because he was still in awe of how cringe Beatty had been when he met him during WW1
>>222118129Only Jeyne was raped anon
Yeah I never understood Daemon being a retard with Ulf >yeah I’ll just bully and beat up Ulf he definitely isn’t going to turn on us or betray us with his very valuable commodity in his flying nuke dragon that we desperately need
>>222118236Well, Sansa has been groped and slapped around a lot, and will probably be raped by Littlefinger in TWOWBeth Cassel is probably fucking dead
>>222115642only the first season of got is good. also everyone who liked that juvenile adaptation of dunk exposes themselves as midwit content consoomers
>>222118249>Well, Sansa has been groped and slapped around a lotSansa is designed for that though
>>222118253>that juvenile adaptation of dunkhe's 16 years old in The Hedge Knight
>>222118236Sansa was raped in the showTheon was making a huge show of Beth before Ramsey captured Winterfell, no way she'd slip from his attention
Which female characters in all of ASOIAF literature have been confirmed to have been fucked in the ass
>>222118278Theon is a retarded coomer, not a pedo.
>Beth Cassel and Old Nan were probably raped and flayed to death
>>222118287Daenerys, by sunset
>>222118287Arya Stark (if you consider fanfiction to be canon)
>>222118315I do not
>>222118277so what, bran is 7 but but season 1 of got doesn't revolve around poop and cock jokes and nobility that behaves like retarded peasants
>>222118338it should have
>>222113928>>222114145>>222111234It's funny how obvious it is that the majority of Criston's haters are redditors trying to fit in.
>>222118237nobility being retards in how they intentionally or unintentionally treat the smallfolk and there being consequences as a result of them being retards is a fairly consistent theme throughout the Dance of the Dragons.The treatment of Ulf and Hugh in the books does work better, since it stems from Rhaenyra's hypocrisy/precarious position (which would have worked nicely with the refusal to legitimise Addam) instead of Daemon being stupid.
>>222118334Sorry anon, but Arya Stark's fat ass is canon
>>222118338>but season 1 of got doesn't revolve around poop and cock jokes and nobility that behaves like retarded peasantsThat comes later.
>>222115575unironically how can you stomach watching this after the rhaenys dragonpit disaster episode? do you mute it when women talk? put it on 2 x speed when nigelarions are on screen? what's your secret?
>>222118287>>222118303Daario fucked dany "in every way a man could take a woman" or whatever. So she's confirmed analized.
>>222118315>>222118374I'll forever curse Shadman for not finishing his comic about s2 Arya. You know, the one with the horse.
>>222118412So that's why she's incontinent in later chapters...
Afro-Velaryons have done irreversible damage to the fanarts
>>222118400I stopped watching during season 2 and now I just read thease threads to know how much it is possible to rape the source material
>>222118447Anon people were already drawing shit like black Arya with white Sansa and both of them dressed like Sami.This isn't making it any worse than that.
>>222118447i would, but then again i'm not very picky
>>222118453Truly, Condal and Hess are embodying the spirit of George Rape Rape Martin
>>222118470it's depressing that asoiaf became content to be milked instead of just a good book series but it's even more depressing that it was given to retards who actively hate the source material. anyway it's all fatman's fault
>Please let me and my daughter go>No>Please let me and my daughter go>No>Please let me and my daughter go>No>Please let me and my daughter go>NoFucking riveting stuff these Alicent scenes, glad we got so many this episode.
>>222118494I think it's a long con where he just wants it to die in the cultural consciousness so people stop asking him to finish the fucking series
>>222118494if people stopped consooming they'd stop making more content
Not one ale with the lads.
any tips on how i can become a hedge knight like duncan in real life?
>>222115575They've been using fewer cgi backgrounds this season which makes the show look noticeably better.The story is still a mess but I'm glad they've started emulating Dunk&Egg both in looks and dialogue.
>>222118584Be a homeless army reservist
it looms
>>222115575best scene in the episode
Manifesting Real world violence committed on sara and ryan
the queen dowager's arse
>>222118723Why didn't we get a shot of this during the Ironrape?
idc they can't make me hate Ormund
>>222117571>burlington erupts into cheers when Cole dies and a fat whale claps loudly >another reactor has to say “ok I’m reluctantly feeling bad” when Cole puts alicents napkin on his sword >another reactor says he hopes Helaena dies so Alicent can suffer more
>>222116388those antlers are a great way to get your neck snapped lmao
>>222118754gay or chud?
>>222118786>Realism bro hasn't read a history bookThey snap off, anon. That's how actual crests were designed.
>>222118782Based another reactor #2
>dany dies pathetically, a man wins the thrones >rhaenyra dies pathetically, a man wins the throne Chud series. Seethe, cope and suicide
>>222117314greens lost the moment Rhaenyra gained 6 dragons. Aegon conquered westeros with 3
>>222115974>of two old adult men bitching and moaning at each other over a girl.tbf this is completely normal historically
The Mad King play premiers today
>>222118817Ok but why did you say a bunch of words that have no connection to what the comment was
>>222118840The point is no one wants to see these charisma vacuum niggers and their faggot ass nigger love triangle, who fucking cares
>>222118844>no connectionR already has 6 dragons and could kill them all at any timeAlicent surrendering and trading lives was just her trying to make the best of things
>>222116184It's rebirth>dies in like 2 episodes after achieving nothing
Rhaenyra was a cocksucking whore who became dragon poo
>>222117456There was serious misstep in S1 (Ros), and far more glaring ones in S2 but the one that did it for me was I think S3's first episode with how they introduced Qyburn.
>>222117290
>>222118915>how they introduced Qyburn.I forgot, what happened?
>>222118738Otherwise then people would sympathise with Ironrape, duh
>>222118738I know woman writers are a thing but genuinely what was this dudes motivation to just start trying to rape allicent out of nowhere in the middle of the day 5 feet from a busy hallway?
>>222118936I mean, why not? I'd probably rape her
>>222118936Because otherwise the audience would think Rhaenyra was a big meany for killing him
I would drink wildfire
>>222118928Lannisters just murder everyone during their withdrawal from Harrenhal and he's just there in a corpse pile, a bit wounded. I liked Williams and Dance together in S2 but cutting the entire Braves plotline was rank cowardice and the replacement of Locke was very subpar (even though Taylor is a decent actor)
>>222118950>>222118960Highborn nobles in kings landing have to be rape experts, it was outright jarring for the guy to just close the door and jump at her, he didn't even side eye her before, just up and decided to do some life ending rape on one of the most protected people in the kingdom for the fun of it, as men do
>>222118862this
>>222118936It's probably a projection of the female power fantasy of ultimate desirability: Women dream of beeing so enticing that all the men around them go crazy for them and can not help but compete with and fight each other for the priviledge of simping for you. The pinnacle of this desirability is getting raped.
>>222117205Urm he didn't support yass queens promiscuous poly attitude towards sex and killed people: incel
>>222117315They were in positions of power, he was just a kid
>>222118793yes
>>222118862At the risk of being called WOKE the two nig bastards are actually some of the better actors of the show
>>222118817>>222118882Most of Rhaenyra's dragons are weak faggot dragons that would get melted by Vhagar's morning breath.
>>222117290It didn't dawn on me until I saw this post that most of this "war" has comprised of a series of incredibly retarded assassination plots.
>>222119033relevant meme
Which asoiaf women would make the best snowbunnies?
>>222117451Gay af, bad for your health, diseases, you don't know where she's been slinging that thing, and you want to rub your mouth on it? Yikes
>>222118936"Iron Rod" Wyldes in the book became legendary for siring the largest ammount of recognized childens reported in the history of Westeros (29 kids)For female writers, a man with all these childrens must be a gooner rapist that have sex with any woman he metab24/7
>>222119075Cheaper than CGI dragons innit
What is the point of Mysaria beyond STRONK LESBIAN? She's supposed to be the Master of Whispers or whatever the fuck, and there's just a hightower insurgency operating inside the city murdering the shit out of the city watch with impunity. What does she do beyond saying "think of the common/poor people" acting like a foil to Daemon at every pointless council meeting?They could've written an amazing buddy cop plot with Daemon forcing Ulf to recruit his bar buddies to patrol the streets or get info on all the stuff going on. But no, Mysaria is just some shit actress pointless lesbo.
>>222118885He turned Riverlands into the desolate shithole that would later get GAPED by Lannisters, he did his part.
>>222119112Literally everyone destroys the Riverlands, they're the Westerosi version of Belgium/Poland, he's not special
>>222119110>What is the point of Mysaria beyond STRONK LESBIAN?diversity hire
>>222118885He's around for 7-8 more episodes and he'll impregnate that witch.
>>222119110Self insert of Hess, it is know
>>222117416Aemond is in the red pool, which is inside a big black castle.
>>222119079Then she went on to star in the invisible man movie where an ultra rich giga chad tech billionaire is obsessed with her and stalks her to kidnap her, really makes you think
>>222118885Achieves prophecy baby at least with his cock
>>222119155>prophecyAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>222117689She was in her Bobby B//Maegor/Aegon IV phase and now in her punished Duskendale captive Aerys arc, yes.
>>222119110Quiet fool, you've not heard of the White Worm? A woman so smart, so calculating that men fear her presence? Who's plots are so intricate and subtle men FEAR her and her plots and men FEAR her and actually she's not just a prostitute cock garage for flea bottom drunks she's CALCULATING and SMART and RISEN TO POWER BY HER OWN MERITS IN A WORLD OF MEN DO YOU GET IT YET
>>222119135they couldn't put in a bit of effort her a competent diversity hire? It's incredible how she has done literally nothing beyond shitting on everything Daemon says. She's clearly going to wind up being a double agent or just some pissed off whore trying to get revenge on the Targaryans.
>>222119110I get nervous if I go more than 10 minutes without hearing a woman saying something stupid in a monotone.
>>222119208This but for me it's when there hasn't been a rape onscreen for 5 minutes
>>222119180Why do women wank so much to the idea of being stronger and smarter than men? It's not like they're genetically predisposed to being competitive and envious like men. Is it literally just ego thing?
If you hate someone just suck their cock, it’s the most savage thing you can do cuz its like eating their children
>>222119184Mysaria has a pretty funny and humiliating death in the book but Hess will probably retcon it it's her self-insert
>>222119232>It's not like they're genetically predisposed to being competitive and envious like menAnon...I...
>>222119232Only ugly unrapable women want to seem smarter than men, it’s a coping mechanism for not being desirable enough to be raped like they want
>>222118017Its so fucking stupid because she has the perfect tool for handling both: Mysaria.
Why does Mysaria act like a Hand instead of Master of Whispers? She just advises on economic policies and military strategy instead of her actual job.
>>222119266And I have the perfect tool for handling mysaria: gang rape
Guys imagine if Mysaria ate Rhaenyra's pusy!
>Let's send an army to relieve an occupied town.>Wow what a brilliant scheme Grand Maester Orwyle nobody could've think of that.
>>222119232Look at star wars, or lord of the rings, putting a bunch of old sexless cat-women in charge of traditional male-oriented fantasy/ sci fi media to "make their mark" and fight back against the tropes they personally despise produces nonstop shit that will keep getting greenlit
>>222115661I will never understood why people liked him. Most retarded character in the show.Gets manipulated by a child, then endlessly seethes and kills himself.Literally the most worthless character. The death he got was too good.
Cerseis walk of punishment was so fucking satisfying to watch god damn
>>222119295The racism of low expectations strike again
>>222119308When she gets pelted with shit while crying kek, cracks me up
>>222119142>red poolThat is Aly's vagina.
New:>>222119314>>222119314>>222119314
>>222119232>Why do women wank so much to the idea of being stronger and smarter than men?They don't. They just hate men and hate the stuff men like and intentionally try to spoil it for them.You really shouldn't underestimate just how petty and hateful feminists are when it comes to this stuff
Imagine if Harrenhal were spooky and people keep going there and dying the witch keeps talking cryptically. Wouldn't it be cool to have that happen at least once per episode for two seasons.
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>>222116768Neither does Alicent kissing Aemond.Or Alys kissing Aemond.Women write this show, anon. Sense has no part in it.
>>222119267A woman can't be a conniving bitch so they had to give her something else to do.
>>222119284go to bed sarah
Prime Robert Baratheon dropped into the House of the Dragon era is a nightmare scenario for the Targaryens, but it depends heavily on what he has besides the hammer.If he literally appears alone: he probably does not conquer Westeros. Prime Robert is arguably one of the greatest warriors of his generation, but HOTD-era Westeros has something Robert never dealt with during his rebellion: multiple adult dragons. A warhammer doesn’t help much against Vhagar burning an army from the sky.However, Robert’s real weapon is not his hammer — it’s his personality.Within weeks he would probably:* win tourneys* make friends with powerful lords* insult the Targaryens loudly* drink with soldiers* become a rallying symbol for anyone tired of dragonlordsWesterosi nobles love larger-than-life warriors, and Robert is basically built to become a legend.If he gets Storm’s End or a major house behind him: now things change. He could become a major player in the Dance of the Dragons. He wouldn’t solo conquer Westeros, but he could absolutely lead a rebellion.Estimated timeline:* Alone: dies, becomes a legendary sellsword, or gets recruited by a faction.* With Stormlands support: 3–5 years to seriously threaten the throne.* With a full rebellion behind him: possibly 1–2 years.The funniest outcome is Robert meeting Daemon Targaryen.Daemon: “I am the Rogue Prince.”Robert: “Gods, you’re smaller than I expected.”Warhammer noises.The biggest danger isn’t Robert defeating the Targaryens. It’s Robert being Robert and trying to fight a dragon because he thinks being angry enough will make it work.
>>222117403This shit is all made up, right? There's no way George wrote this.
>>222117571Congrats, you've realized 90% of humanity (probably more than that) are legitimate NPCs that just consume and do not critically think about anything.
>>222115642What a shit list, here’s the real one:GOT S1>>>GOT S2>GOT S3>>>AKOTSK>>>>>GOT S4>>>>>>>>>>GOT S5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HOTD S1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>garbage>>>>>>>>>>HOTD S3>>>HOTD S2>>>>>GOT S6>GOT S7>>>>>>>>>>literal shit>>>>>>>>>>GOT S8
>>222117699Unwittingly, yeah. The show wants viewers to see Rhaenyra and Alicent as these big girlbosses dealing with bad situations, but all we see is them make retarded decision after retarded decision and absolutely fuck everything up around them.It's ALMOST obvious enough for me to believe it's on purpose, but these 'writers' have no self-awareness.
>>222117847Cersei is such a dumb bimbo, her fucking chapters are always pure kino.
>>222119375 Chatgpt
>>222119351>Or Alys kissing Aemond.This makes perfect sense.
>>222118510It's really getting to the point that I'm legitimately skipping scenes almost every episode.>random pointless romance scene with Alyn and Daemon's daughter (she's so irrelevant i don't even remember her name)>pointless scene with Hugh and his wife>random pointless scene with Alys kissing Aemond out of nowhereThere's so much pointless garbage that comes out of nowhere and has 0 relevance in the plot
>>222118936Well, you see, he kinda forgot they were in the Red Keep and surrounded by guards...Plus, all men are constantly repressing desires to rape, don't you know that? It's their true nature, haha.
>>222119110She's very transparently a sounding board for Rhaenyra to vomit exposition about her current mental state and feelings that she otherwise wouldn't be able to share with Daemon, i.e. anything that doesn't involve being a megalomaniacal inbred Targnigger because that's all there is to their relationship.The show has a fundamental problem with its cast of characters being so disconnected and quarantined off from each other despite it ostensibly being an ensemble show about a bitter civil war between branches of the same family. They've written it so there's three "main" characters (Rhaenyra, Alicent, and Daemon) that absolutely dominate the narrative at the expense of everyone else to a degree that isn't present in ASOIAF while only having a social circle of one to MAYBE two characters that they significantly interact with and never even acknowledging any relationships outside that sphere. Even then, their relationships with these designated characters are mostly limited to repeating the same character beats over and over while ignoring significant plot developments that would break the status quo because the writers can't have them out of position for the next story beat (NO ONE HAS MENTIONED JAHAERYS SINCE HIS MURDER BESIDES HELAENA ONE TIME) .By rewriting the story so that Rhaenyra is the de facto protagonist, they've adapted the source material into something almost entirely plot driven in service of characters who have the least agency in the plot and removed any potential for any sort of interesting character dynamics.
>>222119110She was literally entirely and only designed to be lesbian bait for Rhaenyra. That's why she feels completely incompetent and pointless. Showrunners do not think beyond the absolute basics.
I hate Mysaria. I hate her. I hate her stupid face. I hate when she is in a scene. I hate when she speaks with her monotonous voice. I hate when she speaks in a scene with her monotonous voice and I hate when her monotonous voice speaks in a scene. I hate that HotD has her appearing in every episode for no discernible reason.I hate the small council scenes. I hate it because they lie to me. It says I have a chance of hearing from other people who are not Mysaria. This is patently false, because several of these people are men and Hess is not interested in men. Instead, I get to listen to brown woman say something stupid.I hate that she talks about "the rightful queen". The rightful queen is Helaena Targaryen, but this is completely irrelevant to Mysaria pouting after Daemon has been mean to her and she has gone several minutes without reminding people that she came from nothing.I hate her position as mistress of whispers. I hate that there are several insurrections brewing in King's Landing and she is too busy thinking about Rhaenyra's pussy to do anything about it. I hate that her reaction to anyone who points this out is to talk about "muh smallfolk". I hate that she spends half her time sniping at Daemon instead of doing her ostensible job.I have resolved to skip every Mysaria scene. Every Scene. All of the Mysarimen scenes and the Mysarichildren scenes too. I hate her. I hate that they keep including her. I hate that they keep including her while ignoring the fact she's meant to be sleeping with Daemon while Rhaenyra is busy getting fat, or that she might do something instead of sitting there gormlessly. I hate that she has incensed me to the point of writing this all out.I hate that Mysaria is (vaguely) the same ethnicity as Sara Hess, as this means she will be kept around as a self-insert for far longer than she has any right to be. I hate that her character in show is also a dyke, much like the aforementioned Hess.I hate Mysaria.
>>222118936It's like Draco's dad trying to kill Harry in front of Dobby in broad daylight right outside Dumbledore's office. Plus, don't wands have a way of tracing what spells you've used?
