THE RATCATCHERS EditionPrevious thread: >>222119314
TAOOBA
THE RAPE
>Dunk not HOTD>HOTD will kill him
Any webm requests?
>>222122783The RAPE Hugh, it was beautiful.
Pepe the Gnatcatcher, at your service
braaaaap
>>222122861Cole killing riverlanders (or niggers as I like to call them)
>>222122884Episode and timestsamp?
YOU WANT A GOOD GIRL, BUT YOU NEED THE BAD PUSSY.
>when you realize some important characters got less screentime than RAPE>when you realize they cut out character to give RAPE more screen time
>>222122861Both young and old Rhaenyra giving me a double footjob.
what were the Iron Isles doing during the Dance
I FUCKING KNEEL
THEY WERE FATHERS AND BROTHERS AND SONS!!
>>222122900How did she effortlessly mog all the other girls?
>>222122905SER.CRISTON. COLE.
>>222122866That's Apu though
Wait a sec... why did I never realize this before.Nettles was actually Daemon's bastard daughter in the book, wasnt she. Them being in love is just a common misunderstanding of in-universe westerosi history that the fanbase just ran with. Grrm probably let Ryan know this, and they just swapped bastard daughter for real daughter in the show.
>>222122927NOW HE'S FULL OF HOLES
>>222122952no
>>222122926She just does
MY QUEEN HELAENA NO
>>222122804I think last episode was the only time they didnt mention rat catchers this season
>>222122952Nah Ryan confirmed it was romantic. He didn’t add her because he didn’t want to do an infidelity arc for daemon
>>222122952She was his daughter AND he was fucking her.
>>222122842kill yourself jeet
>>222122952Obviously.
shoulda shagged your aunt lad
>>222122926italian girls always win
>>222123001Cope
>>222123006this guy died like such a bitchactually all of the strong boys were some punk ass bitches
>>222123027They had a dumb mum.
>>222122842Here anon, just the GREEN QUEEN parts, without the dude.
>>222122962Surface level:>they were platonic dragonrider friendsLevel 1:>he loved her like a daughterLevel 2:>they were fugging Level 3:>she actually was his daughterLevel 4: >and they still fugged
>>222122980I LOVE MY QUEEN!
>>222122902
Level 5:>she was his schizoid delusion
>>222122861Yes. helaena with big boobs spilling out of her dress
>>222122927I'll bet anyone 100 bucks that he had to plead with condom and hess to let him have a scene doing bad ass stuff with the flail before dying.
>>222123042you're not fooling anyone you dumbfuck jeet
>>222122897the latest one, I dont know the timestamp, I didnt watch it
>>222123074yesssssssssssssss
>>222122995>>222123087>The disgruntled roastie is backKEK, disgusting foid bitch.
>My dearest wife, I've heard and understood you this morning when you said you weren't in the mood to cook so I brought home pizza. Now you don't have to cook and we have delicious pizza. >I told you that I didn't feel like cooking not that I wanted pizza. I'm not hungry anyway.
>>222123074
>>222123142Man she's so hot
>>222122980If Ser Criston had lived longer, would he have fucked this queen too?
Ser Criston Cole was fucking a literal granny
>>222123162Helaena is not a rapist so no
>>222123180Good for him.
How much more Targ wank must we endure before this franchise moves on?
>>222123180Yea. She was hotter before the timeskip
>>222123137For everything this show’s writing fails at (which is pretty much everything), it sure excels in writing women realistically.
>>222122944>the women only cheer when they see it was a boss bitch queen who loosed the arrowsBravo hess, placating your chosen audience.Man, what a dysgenic bunch of redditors
>>222123116>foid>roastiebut enough about olivia cooke
>>222122861daemon striking the saddle of caraxes with his gloves
>>222122944Why are the women all fat?
>>222123198We have enough provisions for two years. Do you have two years, Pepe?
>>222123215I love her.I'm sad that her kissing Rhaenyra leak was probably fake.
>>222122927what was the point of the trap if they were clearly out manned?
Would you be hype for a sequel series about space Targaryens invading from the moon?
>>222122944Way too many girls are fans of this franchise and I don't understand how thats possible
>>222122905Can't be the sharpest knife in the drawer.I'd be fucking embarrassed as a professional actor to sink to the level of partaking in hysterical twitter woman discourse.
>>222123198Knowing how it ends for them makes it tolerable. Plus it’s always fun to torture targshits, the more there are the better
>>222123204Weirdly incel post. Please go away.
Your next series, ser
>>222123281I dun want et
>>222123256Why do you think the writing is so abysmal and soap-opera tier? That’s the target audience..
>>222123281Already discussed. See >>221678119
>>222123281>Anon doesn't know
>>222123256>niche nerdy book series>successful TV adaptation>people talking about the "biggest subversion of expectations" in TV history the red wedding>girls begin to feel like theyre missing out and want to be on in the ingroup>begin watching, start dialogues on social media, centred around their vacuous understanding of the media>D&D alter the rest of the series>HOTD comes along and caters to this new consumer blockThats how we got here
>>222123281aegon the conqueror should be chinese
>>222123280Tits or gtfo fucking foid
>>222123300It's why I'm so baffled by GRRM, he says he wants these shows to be his legacy but they're awfully written soap operas for fat femcels...
>>222123281i love sir henry cavilgreetins from mumbai
Incinerate e v e r y AI jeet in existence.Then use their ashes to fertilize a patch of land somewhere and plant an apple orchard on it.Then sell the apples that grew out of the AI-jeet fertilized soil, and people will remark how delicious the apples that grew out of the flesh of AI-jeets taste, while being none the wiser.
>>222123328>women would be worse than men, if they had to strength to do itaccurate
cast her
>Aerion is a foot tallerthey use the imperial measuring system in westeros?
>"10 episodes left...">"10 rapes...minimum...">"Hilldawg... grant me strength.."
>>222123360Still stupid as all fuck
>Make up a bunch of bullshit for the show>Don't come up with Alicent being pregnant with Criston's baby and losing it cause of Rhaenyra>Instead have her trying to kill Maelor in the womb
>>222123379yes, GRRM also measures weight in stone
>>222123331He wanted the BOOKS to be his legacy but he he made huge errors. He added too much extra shit to Dance and Feast and then realized he cannot finish the series in two books (he likely needs a few more) but its too late because he's too old now to get multiple books out that meet his standards. So whenever a new tv show gets stuff wrong he chimps out. He didn't do from what I can remember with GoT since he probably believed back then he could finish the two books and split them and write more books.
>>222123180Nothing wrong with that
>>222123382>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF aEmOnD aNd aLiCeNt kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA fUcKs OvEr CoRlYs FoR nO rEaSoN?!Never let up on this dyke cunt.
>>222123410>then realized he cannot finish the series in two books (he likely needs a few more)I mean nobody actually cares if it takes more booksI wouldn't be bothered if The Winds of Winter was 5000 pages and have to be split up into half a dozen volumes
>>222123417why do you type like a retard
>>222123382>>222123417
>>222122927>That overhead one handed swingTHATS MY BOYTHATS MY GOAT
>>222123410Thanks to the way the shows were handled, the ONLY way to save his legacy, is literally to finish the final books. At best he could draw a summary of what happens to someone else can finish them afterwards.
>>222123256It there’s rape and murder in it they’ll love it
>>222122927>strangling someone and somehow breaking his neck through a chainmail coif>that guy that pauses his overheard swing>the guy who swings his sword apparently aiming for his scalp>that guy who was missing by a foot even if he handn't dodged
>>222123455This is an accurate quote from hess
>>222123281He’s too oldAegon was in his 20s during the conquest
>>222123455You need to be over 18 years old to post here.
>>222123281Aegon the impotent cuck carried by his prodigy sisters, yet history only gives him credit because is le male
>>222123501why do you type with random capitalization>>222123511i have been posting on image boards for 22 years
>>222123449>I mean nobody actually cares if it takes more booksYea .But GRRM does. He loves the number 7 and wants exactly 7 books. But since he can't jam everything into those 2 books he either needs to cut loads of stuff or just split the books again.>>222123478>a summaryHe already has notes on how he wants some things to end. He also might have rewrote some of those due to seasons 8 huge backlash.
>>222123137should gotten the dipping sticks too
>>222123505Won’t be the first time (actors were even older)
>>222123505Season 1 can have a younger pre conquest Aegon fucking about in Essos before the conquest happens in season 2 with Cavill
>>222122927Would be my "most retarded action scene of the year" award if I didnt see The Odyssey over the weekend... But less retarded than the whole plan of "have a small numbers of soldiers play dead for no reason when we actually outnumbered them 10 to 1".
>>222122861Daemon throwing the chalice at Manderly
>>222123478>At best he could draw a summary of what happens to someone else can finish them afterwards.It seems like he won't. GRRM refuses to discuss the novel at all. He doesn't want to discuss what's causing him difficulties, he doesn't want advice or help or guidance. He tries to pretend it doesn't exist so he doesn't have to confront it.
Why didn't Rhaenyra just marry Aegon?
next episode is when the majority of normalfags will start rooting for the disfigured eunuchwait and see
>>222123372Ok
any guesses as to what kind of bullshit they'll make up for how Bold Jon and the Tumbleton Troublemakers just moseyed on up to Corlys and his boys in the woods out of nowhere? Did Hugh tell his dragon to just fuck off and he gave up watching Tumbleton when he couldn't redeem his jeeta wife?
>>222123603>>222123603fuck you that wasn't a real scene. That was only there to try and make a twitter moment.
>>222123612Because she is stupid. Why did she father bastards? Because she is dumb and neglected her DUTY
>>222123622not beautiful enough
>>222123628cope
>>222123372Alexandra Daddario on Ozempic
>>222122927Extended webum with sword parts.SER.CRISTON.COLE.KINGMAKER.
>>222123612because uhhh age gap (let's ignore the fact the gap between her age and daemon's age is barely any bigger)
>>222123621They're going to hate him even more, are you retarded?
>>222123640Alexandra is not fat
>>222123633Alicent would never
>>222122927I hope all of the sacrificial men were Bracken cunts.
>>222123095I thought I could still make it in my potato. But it has officially given up making smooth webms, all I get is stuttering garbage, FML
>>222123667Who cares what she thinks. Vissy should have made it happen. Didn't Otto propose it too? He was a shit king but hes my nigga tho
>>222123651wait and see
>>222123628made me laugh, because it felt so fucking out of place
>>222123644WE LIGHT THE WAY
>>222123612cause shes a spoiled cunt
>>222123372
>>222123612The happy ending
>>222123728Too ugly
>promise me sneed
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222123612It would've been the perfect marriage for her. Even if Aegon is styled as king, he'll just go have fun in taverns while she does the actual ruling. She could have any lovers she wanted, he wouldn't begrudge it.
>>222123600Aegon wasnt in essos thoughThe targs lived on dragonstone for a generation or two before he decided to go west
>>222123644what was with the guy doing the repeated overhead sword swing when that dude was on the ground six times in a row. couldn't stab his leg or something? also the shot of all of them in the foggy field was kino
>>222123728too ugly
If Rhaenyra married Aegon would there still be a war? Daemon and Corlys team up while being backed by Bravos if assume? But would any Lords have the balls to back Daemon?
>>222123621>>222123690he's a rapist. normalfag foids who make up 90% of the audience will never see anything but a rapist creepy icky raper.
>>222123612Viserys said no, even though it would have solved everything. Velarynogs would throw a tantrum but that would've been the extent of it.
>>222123755Otto would flip his shit if she had little Strong bastards though. I don't know if that would work.
>>222123753why do u keep posting this chalupa? she'll be 160lbs in two years, fuck off
>>222123644The warrior become Man
>>222123761>When Pentos and Tyrosh asked Aegon for his aid in their struggle against Volantis, Aegon, Lord of Dragonstone, flew to Pentos atop of Balerion to meet with the Prince of Pentos and the city's magisters. Aegon next flew to Lys, where he burned a Volantene fleet before it could attempt to invade the city.
>>222123612Because marrying to a velaryon was a really good idea and no one thought the greens would usurp the throne and start a civil war.
>>222123785the rape shit was literally half a decade ago, normies don't remember what they ate yesterday how are they gonna remember this? they'll watch Sunfyre return and Aegon assert dominance over everyone and they'll immediately start cheering for him
how did Robert even win his war when it seems like every lord in Westeros is a secret Targaryen supporter come ADWD?
>>222123785Women only see what they’re told to see
>>222123829>>222123836normies take this shit very seriously
>>222123832Everyone hated Aerys thats how
>>222123832Fear of the Mad King. If he can kill and target a great lord and his house then every other noble could be easily killed as well.
>>222123766If Laena and Laenor stayed alive and she stayed Daemon's wife then yeah it would've been likely, Corlys would've had Vhagar, Caraxes, Meleys, Seasmoke and Moondancer plus the Velaryon fleet, RhaeGreens wouldn't have stood a chance.
>>222123785Rape is forgiven with the right amount of charisma and aura. How do you not know this by now you fucking pussyless incel
>>222123857redditors are not normies niggaredditors are terminally online fags who spend their day browsing twitter tiktok and youtubenormies are normal people with actual lives and i am telling you they don't give a shit about team this team that, all they know is Rhaenyra is doing nothing and in a week they'll watch Aegon rise significantly and do stuff
>>222123868>India Eisley>Zoomette
>>222123886she's supposed to be hauntingly beautiful and men still think about her decades later, not an average instagram thot
>>222123832Because Robert was an incompetent ruler and they know Joffrey is Cersei's bastard spawn with her brother
>>222123881Not if (((they))) tell the normaloid or foid not to, case in point, James Franco.
>>222123603
>>222123883the normies who are just silently watching dont account into the writing process. what they want is the loud mouth fans to love the show, and the loud mouth fans are the 90% foids and faggots i was talking about. they want people to post their burlington bar selfies where overweight suburban middle aged women are cheering like sport fans for aegon licking feces off someone's boot
>>222123899>Because Robert was an incompetent ruler15 years of peace and prosperity
>>222123832because mace tyrell is retarded and decided to siege storm's end instead of following rhaegar to the trident, I'm sure randyll tarly would've been able to beat both brynden and robertalso this >>222123899, the new regime was heavily reliant on robert and he fucked it all up and the fact that his children weren't his didn't help,
>>222123889>"a-achktually my ugly bitch is a millenial, not a zoomette!"kys
>>222123921>because mace tyrell is retardedthere was nothing retarded about his ploy
>>222123917Yeah under Viserys as well, and look at what they left the realmRobert also managed to sink the crown millions in debt
>>222123868This guy sucks cock
>>222122804egg is icsh
>>222123917Thanks to Jon Arryn yea. Shitty rulers in peace time make the next reign a shitshow due to lingering issues.
>>222123938she's about the only actress that comes to mind who I think could pull it off (when she was young)
Why did he do it?
>>222123932Anon, there was no plot, he just stood there under storms end cause he's retarded. He just got lucky and picked the winning strategy by pure retardation otherwise it would've been implied that Olenna told him to do it.
>>222123868Ok, post the actress then, or shut up
Why do you guys like Cole so much? He was a mopey bitch until this season.
>>222123946god I hope Dexter won't troon out
>>222123961it spied a tasty meal
>>222123917During those 15 years he allowed the Lannisters to essentially take over the kingdom and ran the crown's finances into massive debt. As soon as he died, the queen enacted a coup against his wishes.Peace happened only because everyone was exhausted by the Rebellion and no longer wanted war, aside from the Greyjoys.
>>222123984I don't care for him. I just miss Otto.
>>222122861Ormond being visibly disgusted, for reaction image reasons
Why haven't the White Ravens flown yet this season? Winter should've started around the time Rhaenyra took KL
>>222123917For everyone but the crown, which means self serving lords became more powerful and you see that play out when Robert dies and War of the Five Kings happens, but the main driving force is Joffrey and Tommen being Lannister bastards and not the true heir, there was no love for Robert, he was only king through force
>>222123984i havent watched the last 2 eps im just memeing here
>Zionist Jew actress kills Arab actor
Some of the fan reception to characters like Ulf or Criston could be used as a case study as to why the "divine right of kings" routine works so well. Whether you're a rich patrician or a poor pleb really distorts reality and overrides your actions and personality.
>>222124025
>>222123967They basically went neutral and got a pardon out of it without losing troops or resources. Basically what Tywyn did except they didn't went full murder. Aenys would be happy with their performance if the loyalists won.
>You see, Robert was a bad ruler because he couldn't foresee that an obscure Lord called Petyr Baelish had a long running conspiracy to bankrupt the realm and start a civil war....
>>222123990He's a little fruity if you ask me but no danger of troon out.
>>222124040I love Sansa Stark!
>>22212391715 years of peace that deep down had festering wounds waiting to be opened, which did as the WOT5K shows>>222123932why the fuck would you want to siege down one of the most difficult castles to siege instead of going with all your troops and top tier commanders to fight the three guys who are the spearheads of the rebellion? all three (eddard, robert and jon) were at the trident
>>222123612Because Viserys was retarded.>>222123794Just give her moon tea.
>We have the clear advantageWhat the fuck was Ormund talking about? They have 1 dragon to Rhaenyra's 6.
She should've take the agreement.
>>2221240612 more weeks
Ah yes it was Littlefinger who mind controlled Robert into constantly requesting extravagant tourneys, and it was Littlefinger who mind controlled Jon Arryn into letting it happen.
So what is the show's version of this going to be?
>>222124047getting cucked did just as much damage.
>>222124050How about now?
>>222124047Yeah nothing to do with him having no involvement in running the kingdom and instead drinking and whoring which allowed someone like Baelish to come to their position
What are the odds that Ormunds death involves poo?
>>222124059Does moon tea still work after the baby is already born though?
>>222124063Why didn't Rhaenyra have Cyrax burn Otto and the Green host right there?
Damn do theater kids just moan at each other like walruses?
Ser Gregor and Tywin did nothing wrong 200 years later
>>222124058He played both sides>if the loyalist win he fought robert onceand tried to take storms end>if the rebels win you didn't really do anything worth punish>>222124061All the great houses will join usTrust the plan
>>222124083That is an INACCURATE image.
>>222124047He left varys on the council even though he served the targs, he didn't notice his wife was giving him bastard after bastard even as half the court knew, he didn't attend any small council meeting so he didn't even know what was going on (which includes Baelish), he gave storms end to rely permanently dividing his brothers.He did exactly one thing right and it was to send assassins after dany
>>222123984As opposed to a bland, bumbling bitch like basically every other character except Daemon?
>>222124078Alicent tricking her autistic child into drinking abortion juice.
>>222123998>During those 15 years he allowed the Lannisters to essentially take over the kingdomno he didn't, the only Lannister stooge on his council was Pycelle
>>222124092You give it before the baby is born idiot. But if Rhaenyra is too dumb for that then just tell everyone it died stillborn and give it to Harwin to raise as a bastard.
>>222124109other characters being bad doesn't make him good
>>222124063The retarded traitor dragon has been slain.
>>222124061The patient hunter gets the kill
>>222124083
>>222124069this but unironically. ormund is trying to oust the IDF/NATO shills from their country and the targs paint him as a nazi.
>>222124083Fucking diamond rock hard
>>222123984He never made me feel an emotion. I do think there was hella potential for a Jaime tier character though and they just made him an incel to bait faggots
>>222123633>Why did she father bastards? The only person who says Laenor's sons aren't his is Mushroom- who is also the only person who said that Alyn and Addam are Laenor's sons. But for some reason, we can't have Nettles because Mushroom said that Daemon was cucking Rhaenyra with her. Why does Condal pick and choose so frivolously?
>>222124117The crown was super indebted to House Lannister. And he did not give a damm
>Robert was a bad king because he kept competent people in their positions and chose to be merciful
>>222124095At the time they didn't have Vermithor, Silverwing and Seasmoke was riderless, they had a stalemate because of Vhagar.
>>222124138Letting people know dragons are not immortal creatures was really a good idea.
you're only pretending to be obtuse for the sake of argumentation if you say that Viserys/Robert were good kingsit's like claiming The Force Awakens was a good Star Wars movie because it took one more movie after it for normies to give up on Star Wars
>>222123256the franchise is very normie thats why
>>222124153the king eats, and the hand takes the shit
>>222124154>chose to be mercifulHe would have killed Jon if Ned didn't hide him away. All because he got cucked again.Robert The Cuck, First of His Name.
>You fucking idiot Cole! He actually fell for it! He killed the guys pretending to be dead! Hahahahaha! We just let you kill like 20 of our men when it was just a joke! GOT YOU GOOD COLE!
>starwars
You have no real argument so you just post soijaks and fedoras and that indicates your impotent seethe.
>>222124083Society OWES me this.
>>222124149>The only person who says Laenor's sons aren't hisLiterally grrmNot that there was any doubt considering the entire court knew
>>222124095Because Syrax is a lazy bitch and wouldn't listen anyway
>You have no real argument so you just post soijaks and fedoras and that indicates your impotent seethe.
>>222124161Balerion had died just a few years earlier, people already knew they're not immortal.
>>222124175Rhaegar is never coming back
>>222124156Yeah but they're not gonna just suicide Vhagar into the 5 dragons(Melys, Caraxes, Cyrax, Moondancer, and Vermax) currently on Dragonstone just because Rhaenyra burnt Otto.
>>222124178>I’ve come to deeeeieeeee for the dragon quhween>woah is that battle you’re offering? Oh no, no thank you
>>222124205I hope not he's dead for so long.
>>222124204Belarion died of age Meleys was killed and mutilated.
>mmmm Robert bad because he didn't murder every single person associated with the Targaryen regime, okay?
>>222124178These two looked so fucking corny.
>>222124161Nigga people already knew dragons are not immortal creatures. Maegor killed Aegon the uncrowned in a publicly visible dragon battle.
>>222124205no no no you don't get it Tormund is Oswell Whent and Mance is Rhaegar! We already proved that in my theory video 10 years ago!
>>222124205Rhaegar is Coldhands.
>>222124149>Rhaenyra and Laenor both silver hair and purple/blue eyes>Lucerys and Jacaerys both have brown hair and eyesAre you retarded?
>>222124219dead is dead
reddit host
>>222124244Well, you see, I had a black mare once...
>>222124100They should have stayed loyal to Aerys and gotten a real chance to punish the river cuntlands. This is more important than personal dignity or having your daughter be the Queen.
when does Cregan show up man. Im getting BORED.
>>222124061In a very short sighted, self centered way, yes. They do have the clear advantage in Tumbleton, but only in Tumbleton. But of course this totally ignores the fact that the army of rivermen and and norferners probably out number them still, and their fortifications are just impromptu wooden battlements. All they need to do is blast a couple holes in the defensive perimeter with dragons, and then go door to door clearing. Ormond might have some clever trick like dressing some of his men as civilians as an ambush, but they're still just going one house at a time with overwhelming force. They can just take all the men prisoner and sort out the greens and the towns folk later. Anyone who refuses gets executed on the spot, simple as
>>222124273Last episode.
>>222124029If more jews looked like this I would be leveling Gaza myself
no no Robert actually GOOD, it's not like he attended 3 small council meetings during his entire reign, drank and whored more than Aegon IV, allowed the queen to cuckold him so much that he never even fathered any legitimate children, overspent on unnecessary extravagance, got into massive debt with the Lannisters
>>222124138>Oh my god they killed the beast who just last week murdered dozens of our fellow smallfolk for no reason!?>What an ill omen!What a retarded scene, the people should've been cheering the beast being slain.
>>222124287of this season right?
>no no Robert actually GOOD, it's not like he attended 3 small council meetings during his entire reign, drank and whored more than Aegon IV, allowed the queen to cuckold him so much that he never even fathered any legitimate children, overspent on unnecessary extravagance, got into massive debt with the Lannisters
>>222124295a debt with the lannister means nothing because tywyn is a cuck as well but they got a massive debt with the iron bank>>222124302>
>>222124291Cregan will blast all over those.
The problem with Robert's reign is that Jon Arryn was a bad Hand.
>>222124316...
>>222123372maybe prime Emmanuelle Beart...
>>222124273Craven Stark only comes south when all the fighting is over
>>222122926>>222122973She only mogs the other sand snakes.
>>222124328>Jon Arryn was a bad Handhe really fucked up with Littlefinger
>>222124215>The North suddenly doesn’t remember
There is a special place in Israeli jail for people who play dumb and insist Rhaenyra's bastards are trueborn. It's not Schrodinger's Bastard where being a bastard is dependent on outside observation. They are bastards. And there's a deliberate dynamic of irony at play here, where Alicent's sons are trueborn real Targs yet vicious cunts - while Rhaenyra's sons are good men but bastards and obviously not Targaryen.
House Mallister are based and redpilled on the Ironnigger issue
>>222124219You would think the greens would have harped about the Peasants being massacred by this “girl boss” moment to the citizens of kingslanding that they would have been whipped into a raucous celebration of this dragon being slain. Which could retroactively be used to justify Danys heel turn on them a century later.
>>222124347she's the second prettiest girl in the franchise after Myrcella
>>222123197Goddamn she can RIDE
>>222124373Sansa is hotter
Whu didnt they just have a vote on who should be King and be done with it?
>Sansa is hotter
>>222124351king say it true so must be true :)
>>222124393democracy does not work when the people are retarded or have no care for it
>>222122804>That's why we've come! What better way to die than blade in hand!!!>Erhm... no.. I will not fight you 2 v 1... I might die.I hate these fucking characters man..
>>222124393Because Aegon would have won...?
if Rhaegar was so great, why did he job to Robert?
>The general audience hates UlfThe modern leftist yearns for the return of fedual monarchy, apparently.
>>222123281There would no point. Aegon wins everything
>>222124418Not really the blacks had far more supporters during the war... The greens couldn't even turn the reach to their side.
>>222124212Daemon proposed that they should just rush KL with Meleys, Caraxes and Syrax and 3v1 Vhagar but Rhaerhae dun want it.
>>222124253and you spent hours making this
>>222124116Goddammit you're right, aren't you. What do they do with this guy then? And how did the showrunners drop the ball on setting up the basic requirements for the best scene from the dance?
>"DUDE I AM LE BADASS NORTHERN WARRIOR RAAAAAAAA WAAAAR DEAAATH">stays in the back like a pussy while his men charge forwardlol
>>222124411Do normies think he's a Stark?
>>222124410A vote of vassals, not random people>>222124393As the other anon said, because Viserys knew if he let the vassals choose Rahenyra would never be chosen. The ONLY reason starks and tully support her is because they swore muh oath, put it to a vote and things would be different.
>>222124428Because Robert was stronger
>>222123941spoken like a true expert, fruity faggot.
>>222124428He had footing issues and slipped in the water. Robert just got lucky. On dry land Rhaegar would have decimated him.
>>222124428All part of the plan, mate. Like Doctor Strange letting everyone die, if you will. Or some Harry Potter reference.
>>222123328Based foids. King's Landing deserves nothing more.
>>222122905he's literally mehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785256636891093.mp4
>>222124433Because Viserys had named Rahenyra heir without vote not because they like Rahenyra (or Daemon for that matter), that is no indication on how they would behave if called to vote.
>>222124430I love him enough for the rest of us.
>>222124467>A vote of vassalsDo you mean like the HRE? Great Houses only get to vote? That would just make the richest family take the throne not whoever is most capable
>>222124430He is too cartoony. He does not act like a real human being and shows no signs of basic reasoning and common sense. Any one of us in his position would do better. Sorry the character sucks.
>>222124428>Ragebaits Robert with his dying breath by just saying "Lyanna".What did he mean by this?
>>222124335>>222124302simply epic
>>222124411>Had to have an entire army to fight Cole's 10 men
>>222124428Rhaegar and Arthur Dayne and all those other faggots were knights of summer, they weren't used to real battle hardened warriors. Public memory remembers them for being more than what they were.
>>222124433The Blacks supported Rhaenyra due to the oath Viserys made them give to her. In such a scenario they wouldn't be bound by oaths and would chose their preferred monarch. On top of having a dick, Aegon is also far more personable unlike entitled spoiled brat Rhaenyra. It'd basically be a rerun of the Jaeherys Viserys vs Rhaenys (even though that's a show invention and it was actually Viserys vs Laenor)Oh yeah and Rhaenyra has the most obvious unacknowledged, unlegitimised bastards ever as her heirs.
>>222124428
>>222124504Most of them honored their oath, a vote wouldn't change the outcome.
>>222124507No, like Jahaheris great council, the king asks the vassals who they want to be monarch offering two options, Rahenyra and AegonNothing to do with an elective monarchy
>>222124433Wasn't the reason for the reach that with the Tyrell's effectively out of commission for that period they didn't want the Hightowers becoming the power in the reach?Also Cole murdering Beesbury didn't help.
>>222124524yeah what the fuck was up with that? i know Cole's retinue wasn't big but there were a total of maybe 15 of them on screen lol that's a minor street gang, not a fighting force
>>222124459>expecting anything less from the no*thmen reddit armies
>>222124525This. A real battle fighter like Jon Snow would probably wreck every great tourney knight of the era on the battlefield. Hell even Jaime was shown to overrated in real warfare.
>>222124548Oh. Yea he could have done that. He has multiple chances to nip this in the bud and he does not do it.
>>222123983All better choices than your tastelet cunts:>>222123640>>222123938>>222124340
>>222124542If they were called to vote on an heir by Viserys, they would be free of their oath, as the succession would be decided by the vote. The oath only tracks as long as Rahenyra is Viserys chosen heir, if Viserys calls a vote she is no longer his chosen heir.
>>222124549The Beesbury wanted revenge but other houses like the Tarly sided with the blacks because they swore an oath.
>>222124459Ned, Robb and Jon tricked people into thinking Northerners are all honourable when they aren't. Ned was only that way because he was a ward in the Vale and passed that line of thinking onto his sons.
>>222122804I don't like the Northern guy, but I absolutely HATE the little weasel Oscar Tully. You know why? Because the writers want me to think he's badass and cool. When he insults and mocks Daemon with his snivelling little voice, when he tells Daemon they need to bury the Rivermen bodies instead of burning them, and finally when he says that fucking line"I made a promise to the dead, Cole.. to build a sept out of traitors bones, i don't have near enough bones yet"It just sounds so offputting and reddit to me, and the delivery doesn't sound good at all. His constant self-righteousness irritates me a lot, and the normies will lap it up
>222124540>twitter zoomer nigger
>>222124514>implying this judgment doesn’t apply to every single character in this show
>>222124531Also neglected to mention that Rhaenyra vs Aegon is not even an ambigous situation succession-wise, unlike Viserys vs Rhaenys/Laenor. Younger brothers have always come ahead of older sisters. Noone wants a precedent that basically establishes Dornish style succession for the throne.
>>222124565>Hell even Jaime was shown to overrated in real warfare.When?
>>222124551Pretty sure that's just budget constraints. I think Cole's unit was supposed to be a few thousand
>>222124565>Hell even Jaime was shown to overrated in real warfare.Jaime slaughtered knight after knight and was stopped when his sword got stuck in Lord Karstark's son. Robb would have died if this didn't happenArthur Dayne killed the smiling knight
>>222124593Nah he is pretty based but you're blinded by your team cuckery
In a grand council scenario the oath would very obviously be considered no longer binding or else there's literally no point at all.>I'm having a vote, just make sure to vote for the person you promised me to okay?
>>222124625Elaborate on this. Why is he based? You said the same thing to my other post, that I was blinded by bias.
>>222124618>Arthur Dayne killed the smiling knightare we supposed to be impressed by that?
>>222124641>You said the same thing to my other post, that I was blinded by bias.I never replied to you before.
>>222124605>>222124618Jon would beat Jaime all day in a bloody muddy fight in the middle or a battlefield. Just saying.
>>222124578>down syndrome looking alexandra mammario>good casting for Ashara DayneGood way to disprove your own point dumbass
>>222123886looks like a 5head Chalamet in a wig, are (You) for fucking real?
>>222124648No, but its not like he never saw battleHe lacks feats but he fought outside of tourneys
>>222124660>couldnt refute the others without sounding like the gayest faggot on earthkek I accept your concession, cock-sucking nigger.
>>222124582It was also to stop Hightower ambitions for sure. The Tyrell lord was basically a baby. I think some of the reach lords who did side with them was Peake, Fossoway and Redwyne.
>>222124658Jon is an above average swordsman at bestJaime is in contention to be the GOATDo you think all the fights Jaime had was in fancy duels and tournaments? He fought in the mud, he fought at sea, bandits, ironborn and and knightscut through the northerners and 12 of Robbs elite guard by himself until his sword got stuck in one of their skullsTwo handed Jaime would wipe the floor with Jon, longclaw or not
>>222124625It’s unearned, why should I take him seriously? He’s done nothing the whole show.
>>222124600>No one wants a precedent that basically establishes Dornish style succession for the throne.Except this bitch
>>222124691I don't intend to refute the others, I like them, why would I "refute them"I am just proving that your belief of superior taste is misguided as much as the ones you criticise. You are just seething over nothing is my point, and you proved it by mentioning fucking Daddario as a good casting.
In Knight of the Seven Kingdoms season 2, when Osgrey is talking about the Blackfyre rebellion are we going to get a flashback of it, or just him staring at the fireplace as he describes it?
>>222124695rotten apples
>>222124658Nope. Jaime with two hands is in the warrior GOAT conversation and only prime Barristan and Dayne are probably better. If you're talking about the show-verse then yeah, because they utterly failed at making Jaime seem like a good fighter.
>>222124701>Robbs elite guardthey were green boys
>>222124736Where would Aemon the Dragonknight stack up to him then? Above, on par?
I have an IQ of 70, can anyone please explain this scene to me? Why was Khaleesi looking up at that statue, why did it make her pissy and leave? Is that her dad, or?
>>222124738poor choice to have green boys as your personal guard then
>>222124729They should do a Dracula-style puppets reenactment of the battle because there’s not an actor on the planet who would make a good Daemon Blackfyre.
>>222124695>PeakeIf these faggots are on your side you are on the wrong side.
>>222124658maybe in your faggoty headcanon. Jaime is the GOAT, even Selmy says so (and he is the previous GOAT).
>>222124625Why don't you suck his dick then?
>>222124774>Jaime is the GOAThe jobbed to Brienne
>>222124772Peakes are based, they are Peak one could even say
>>222124459reminder northern sissies with castle-forged steel and armor got folded in half by some hill tribesmen wearing goat skins
>>222124794In chainsAfter months of being a prisoner
>>222124770If it was a flashback from Osgrey's pov you could just have it be some guy with a helmet that obscures most of his face. Could avoid dialogue but just having Osgrey telling them what Daemon said to him or whatever.
>>222124814Brienne is a fucking woman
>>222124794her own chapter has her admit to herself that he would've wiped the floor with her if he wasnt in chains and starved beforehandEven in his state she was a single mistake from dying
>>222124726Dadarrio is a 11/10 brunette with mesmerizing eyes (Ashara's trademark) (You) saying she looks like a downie only make you sound like the gayest cock-sucking contrarian on Earth, as previously established. Be gone now, insufferable disingenuous faggot
>>222124829Bitch has got more T in her body then half this board
>>222124829Brienne wipes the floor with several men in the story
Can I make the next thread?I want to make a Stannis edition.
>>222124829Do we ever get proof of that?
>>222124618>robb if Jaime had Brightroar that day
>>222124829She's like 6'5 and strong enough to go toe to toe with the Hound
>>222124853Daddario is hot because she has fat fucking tits, her face is mediocre and you should feel ashamed for thinking otherwiseMind you, I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her, obviously everyone would, but she's a terrible cast for a fair noble lady, she would work for a peasant.
karl tanner would destroy any fancy knight in a proper fight
>>222124899This
>>222124755I'll tell you in the next thread.
>>222124899>>222124905hot pie would rape cuck tanner
>>222124899this, funny pansies on horses with long sticks
>>222124899>jobs to a wildling woman wielding a tankard
>>222124899hear hear
>>222124923Perfect!Dornish princess~
>>222124923She will be wonder woman THOUGH
>>222124899Barristan would fold against Karl Fookin TannerHe was the legend of gin alley
Sandor Clegane is the best fighter in the story
>>222124826I imagined it as something more ornate.
>>222124829She mogged Loras Fagrell, who…>According to George R. R. Martin, a case can be made that Loras is the greatest active swordsman in Westeros.When asked about the strongest fighters, he again mentions Loras.
>>222124933>medieval stiffler
>>222124933whose shit was he eating?
>>222124923That looks like a Stark
>>222124942How does gin exist in Westeros?
>>222124912>>222124917Neither of them could last a single HOUR in gin fookin' alley.
>>222124952She cheated.
>>222124959True, they’re famous for their piercing blue eyes
Daemon beats any current day fighter in the story and frankly it's not even close.
>>222124923Alexandra Baratheon
Dunk when? Hotd fucking sucks
>>222124963Maybe the alley was named after someone called Gin
>>222124618I hate that we never get to see Jaime go all out. The one fight he has on screen (or on page) is versus Brienne, when he's chained, starved, and atrophied from having been in a cell for 6 months. It would make him losing his hand even harsher if we got to see what he was really capable of.
>>222125007Daemon Blackfyre? Sure.
>>222124999blue = ice = cold = The North
>>222124952True, tourney victories are emblematic of real fights because that’s how they trainLook at how Cole fucked Daemon up, and Cole is regarded as the greatest warrior of his generation
>>222125026Exactly, that’s why the Starks are known for their blue eyes
>>222125007Daemon the rogue prince? For sure, he has a dragon so he can burn Barristan before he reaches him
>>222124459Extinct cuck house
>>222124923this is the plain face of the average medieval peasant, according to this fucking reddit-spacing faggot kek: >>222124892
>Jaime good fighter because he killed a 15 year old Torrhen Karstark
>>222125022>takes one hour to dispatch ONE guyHe was good but Barristan would have done that in 5 minutes
>>222125061Hey he beat some travelling bums in the woods that one time
>>222125061Are the Karstark sons ages ever given? Not that it makes a difference, you’re right in principle
All I know is Arthur Dayne is the most overrated fag jobber ever
>>222125057YeahIt's good but even in the perfect photo is not that goodWithout seeing her body, NOBODY would look at that image and say "The most gracious and beautiful lady I've ever seen"Though its amusing you are STILL seething about it, she won't fuck you bro
>>222125061Jaime got ambushed by 18,000 northerners that were supposed to be fighting Tywin somewhere else. Even still, Jaime manages to put half his armor on and rally a few retainers and almost kills his way through the northern army to reach Robb. The only reason he fails is because his sword gets stuck in the chainmail of a Karstark. The northerners acknowledge Jaime was a menace and Robb even acknowledges he might've died if not for the chainmail.>"No one can fault Lannister on his courage," Glover said. "When he saw that he was lost, he rallied his retainers and fought his way up the valley, hoping to reach Lord Robb and cut him down. And almost did.">"He mislaid his sword in Eddard Karstark's neck, after he took Torrhen's hand off and split Daryn Hornwood's skull open," Robb said. "All the time he was shouting for me. If they hadn't tried to stop him—"
I’m making a new thread in five minutes
>>222125061Jaime is the best fighter because he got the closest to killing Brann, aka the most OP shitter of all Westeros kek
>>222125061He killed like 10 people, Thorren is just where his sword got stuck
>>222122927>>222123644Should've made it a tracking shot like the one Jon had in Battle of the Bastards.
Say something nice about the qt3.14 jewess responsible for giving us the kino that is dunk
Jaime Lannister wouldn't have died like a bitch like Cole did
>>222124487ThisKL should have been burned during Aery's era, he had every right to do it, just because some Lannister kid canceled the order doesn't mean the order is forfeit
>>222125114>18,000 northernersNot in the books, which I assume you’re referencing since you quoted them.
>>222123961heh she does look like lilw
>>222125094Alys is the youngest and she's a year or two younger than Jon
>>222125135those arrows hitting everyone but him will always be funny
>>222125136Would
>>222125136Nice nose
>>222125061>>222125080>Jon is a good fighter because he killed some wildling bum (Jon has a magic sword btw)
>>222125135Why do people even bother wearing armor in this universe
>>222125137>Offers to 1v1 Robb>is refusedThe ONLY reason he didn't die like Cole is because he's a valuable hostage because his name is Lannister. Cole, being named fucking Cole, had no value as a hostage.
>>222125135I honestly think Fabien had to fight Condal tooth and nail to even get any action shots as is
>>222125190This is true Cole has no value and is a piece of shit
>>222124363Justify how?>Reeeeeee your ancestors celebrated the firebreathing demon's death therefore i'm gonna burn your with my firebreathing demon
>>222125182why do people even bothered wearing armor in real life? useless vs longbows, crossbows, hammers, flails... and still.
>>222125182Armor is for idiots
>>222125194After they cut him punishing the rapist i believe that too.
>>222124593Normie here, I don't like the little cunt, and my gf doesn't either.
>>222125218TrueThe number of ziggers I’ve seen get blown apart by drones while wearing body armour makes me lol
>This is true Cole has no value and is a piece of shit
>>222125181This. If anything, Jon seems even more overrated as a great swordman. His strongest feat is what? Killing that one WW at Hardholme? Didnt even happen in the book btw
>>222125266Very true
>>222125218You watch too many moviesA longbow won't pierce plateIf under the plate you also wear mail, a crossbow is unlikely to reach your flesh eitherAnd while hammers and flails work, its better to take the hammer on the plate than on the bare chest
>>222125269Books arent Canon until they are finished
>>222125225Never wanted a character to die more than this little bitch on every rewatch
new thread niggas
>>222125269He killed quaron half dick
Daddario is attractive but a little too modern and American looking, you need someone with a more old fashioned face
>>222125181Jon blows tooBobby B would cave both their chests in before breakfast
>>222125269>Killing that one WW at Hardholme?He killed another when they had that plan to bring a wight back to Cercei.
>>222125135the colossal amount of plot armor of that retard is fucking disgusting
>>222125275confidently wrong LARPER. Enjoy the lesson, retard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqkiKjBQe7U
>>222123499Also>>222123644>The guy just dropping his sword and allowing Cole to stab him to death
>>222125179Looks like rhaenyras
>>222125335You can't win against the SONG of ICE and FIRE
Imagine how good of a fighter Robert and Cersei's(female jaime) son would be. Such a shame she didnt have one of his kids. Would have been her kino protector son. Don't know why she passed on that.
>>222123644I will now main Conqueror
>>222125340>Goat herder can't fightMany such cases
>>222124593>i don't have near enough bones yetthis makes the line cringe, it turns it wordy and repeats "bones" so it has no flow
>>222125359>gets depressed and kills self after NOT saving the world from walkers
>>222125377Not even Jon could beat D&D man.....
>>222124593I don’t get this line. Why is he building a sept of bones
>>22212533720:20>We punched a hole... but we weren't able to penetrateAnd there you have it retard, you are incorrect, according to your own sources a shitty breastplate is a good idea against longbows, if you have mail under it you are basically safe.
>>222125408new
>>222125135why is nobody wearing heraldry if those horses are all from 1 side why are they fighting in the melee, if those horses are from both sides why arent they seeking to fight away from the meleewhy does nobody wear armorwhy does nobody use pikes or spearswhy is the cavalry not doing cavalry things like charging then disengagingwhy is one guy skirmishing on his own against the entire enemy army
>>222124593>i don't have near enough bones yet>his involvment in the Dance causes catastrophic damage to the riverlands following the war>thousands die of starvation as it takes a generation for the land to become usable againWow great win oscar, you trouts really are fucking retarded
>>222125114>ambushhe ran straight into an obvious trap because he was bored with a siege. He's a brainlet who got fooled by a 15 year old
>>222125361>Don't know why she passed on thatSpiteShe did give him ONE child but it died at birth
>>22212527590% of medieval armies weren't wearing heavy plate and matching chainskirt+underarmor like in your minmax mountainblade run they were full of fodder that you could kill easily with arrows.on top of that arrows also killed horsesunlucky plate wearers if it hit a neck joint/eye slitharassed, exhausted and distracted the enemy ranks
>>222125485>90% of medieval armies weren't wearing heavy plateOf course not, it was for the nobles and knightsThat doesn't change the fact you SHOULD wear your armor if you go into battle, the "extra dex" isn't worth it
I would probably beat every single one of you In a trial by combat scenario. I was an elite wrestler in high school and decent division 3 wrestler in college.
>>222125400>"that SINGLE shot in the most armored part of the plate pierced the metal but only bruised!">"surely it must mean hundred of arrows raining down on plated knights are useless!"kek(You) are such a retard. What happened at Agincourt btw?
>>222125554they fight to kill not grip each others balls gaylord
>>222125587Wrestling is still hand to hand combat. My experience means I would already have the advantage over 99% of you who have never been in a real fight. Most of you would shit your pants after getting hit in the face one time
MAKE THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>222125635
>>222125709Lol this is always the cope from no-wrestlers. Muh combat is gay. Meanwhile you would be on the ground out cold if you ever tried to start shit.
>>222125217Nah Dany herself is crazy but the danyfags watching at home could devalue the lives she takes later because of Meleys being disrespected
>>222125825sucking d&d is subhuman behavior
>>222125674Shall I fetch you a new pair of trousers your Grace?
>>222125876wtf are you talking about?
>>222125101Sword of the Morning is a sick title though, what's the point of being a top tier swordsman if you don't get a title out of it
Someboy bake new i want to post some ai slop.
