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>>222126143Hasan is hot tho and nobody on the right is so
>>222125835oh and be a famous comedian that helps
>>222125737Uh oh, stinky
>>222125737I can’t wait for this fat unfunny faggot to get busted for CPon cum town all he would talk about is little pink baby penis and pussy
>>222125835>You don't have to be some misogynist incel, you can have cheap sex with dumb sluts at your local bar! Grim
>>222126264Thank god he is profoundly stupid and can't take a joke otherwise he would be more popular.
>>222126297hilarious to think about>>222126308isnt that what incels are looking for? cheap sex with dumb sluts?
>>222126264If he was really hot shit he'd fight the candyman.
>>222126347Incels biggest gripe seems to be that they aren't the "first choice" from women, not that women aren't drunk enough to sleep with them. In fact, banging drunk whores could be argued as more "misogynist" than just leaving them alone.
>>222125737lol, too late. It was already saved by this clown
Kind of funny how out of the three, Nick was the only funny guy but he prefered to remain relatively in the shadows compared to the other two, who only served as laugh tracks or as the butt of the joke in their podcast.I saw some stand ups from Stav and it was 99% crowd work and 1% "I'm fat and ugly", so I don't care about anything he does.
>>222126444interesting its been a while since ive truly been in the know re:incels so im not positive exactly what the problem is. i know it comes from involuntary celibate, and if thats the case, then picking up women seems like the solution
>>222125737I despise this fat creepy faggot. If he makes you laugh you genuinely are an NPC
>>222126675seen stav live twice, both times were oki have tickets to nick's fall tour hopeful that its good. his our was pretty good
>>222126264Yes, we know you people are faggots. Do you think we’ve been calling you that ironically or something?
>>222125835>for straight dudesWhy did he specify that?
>>222126685They're just the male version of the hag feminists with the cat eye glasses.
>>222125737I ran into him at a Bass Pro and he was a chill dude.
>>222125835didn't this same guy admit that he could barely get pussy until he became famous?
>>222126707>too plebeian to enjoy a fat guy jestermaxxing
words can't express how much i hate safe edgy """"comedians""""
>>222126830>plebeian>jestermaxxinggo outside zoomer faggot
>>222125737Thats not Owen BenjaminNigger.
>>222126806did he get fucking implants on his pecs?
>>222126806I don’t get how people can unironically like this guy, he’s retarded. Listening to him speak is painful. But the whole dog shocking thing was pretty funny, pretty crazy how much his fanboys deluded themselves to pretend he didn’t do it.
>>222125737I don't watch female comedians idk I just don't find them funny.
>>222126913A woman has never made me laugh. It’s not like I try not laugh when a woman is speaking, they’re just not funny. At least all the ones I’ve heard. A black woman has made me crack a smile a couple times but that’s about it.
>>222126821And rightfully so. Just fucking look at him.
>Paying for comedy that isn't livelollmao evenhttps://youtu.be/qWZ4MLedAFA?si=BLlVwkDyvSC8B4yf
>>222125737He doesnt have jokes, he just laughs stupid and asks the audience questions
>>222125737Isn't he basically just Nick Mullen's obese laugh track.
Did he ever have any bits or jokes on cumtown? All i remember is him laughing at what nick or adam said
>>222127190probably the one where he pretended to be gay i've never listened to that dogshit podcast but i am willing to bet that is a bit in that show
>>222125737I prefer my comedy to be borderline psychotichttps://youtu.be/Svual-PcOxE?si=AnPxhczm-0ZXAX_G
>>222126685At this point it's basically just learned helplessness, where they constantly tell eachother that it's over. That said, picking up some drunk at a bar does not solve any of their issues. It's really terrible advice.
>>222125737It don't matta. None uh dis matta's
>>222125835What's this dark side and whats a good hang?
>>222125835I thought stav had a botched circumcision and his dick didn't work?
>>222126821He was so unfuckable that he almost became gay. On the first episode of cumtown he laid out his plan to have sex, which was fucking trannies and slowly getting more gay until he was just fucking guys.
>>222125835>just go up to and talk to her bro
>>222125737i cant even imagine how repulsive this guys fanbase must be, is it all morbidly obese balding pedo looking dudes who look just like him?
>>222125737this faggot isnt funny only thing he was ever good for was laughing at Nicks jokes
Isn't he more of a crowd work guy? Does he even write jokes?
>>222125737>his special is directed by the guy from nrivannna the gay band the gay showreddit sissies... we're so fucking back!
>>222125737he should play that obnoxious fat clown in the inevitable reboot of spawn
Maybe he should get ac.
Noooooo... fuck no, dude. Ffffffava beans?Interesting
>>222126675What three? What Nick? Nick Offermen? Nick Swanson?
>>222127069>what do you do?>do you get pussy?>bro, that sucks HAHAHAHAHACrowd work is insufferable. You have to be a special kind of retard to enjoy this slop.
>>222125737>Just be a good person and rob your neighbor at gunpoint to fund wasteful and monopolistic government spending programs. You don't want to be a Nazi, do you?
>>222127410>What’s this dark sideExpecting anything more than used-up pussy after years of betabuxxing to prove your worth>what’s a good hangPaying for everything and listening to her bitch about how Chad’s cock is too big
>>222126143let me guess vylyoydymyiyr u want another 20 billion?
>>222125737>I'm against genocide which is why I support communism
>>222125835>just have good social skills, bro!uh at least he's trying to help
>>222127541smart, follow in Jim Norton's footsteps
>>222125737>Mystery meat mutt shits it's sweatpants on stageAmerinonces: comedy is save. Yaaaaay!
>>222125737i cant wait for this fat gay bitch to die
>>222126952yeah but you’re a dumbfuck zoomer who only knows what hacky rogansphere women on podcasts say… https://youtu.be/pYXFWzzmmo0
>>222126952I have a pretty low bar, I laugh real easily. Even then, the only women I remember laughing at are Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, probably because they don’t really take themselves seriously like most women.
>>222128872>Daily reminderYou posted this two hours ago. Either change your script to say "Bi-hourly" or come back in the morning.
>>222126685>im not positive exactly what the problem isThey're not incels, they're involuntary volcels.They've chosen to be celibate because of circumstances outside their control (living in gynocracy).
>netflix ceo ted sarantosi hope this nepo industry plant dies a horrible death
>>222127267There was an era where he was seriously considering going gay because he wasn’t getting pussy
>>222126821yes
BONG HIT TRANSPLANT!!!
>>222128792THIS! This guy lectures people on nepotism meanwhile he was in a "serious" film only because the director was gree, and now he gets a netflix special, that not even seasoned comedians can get, only because ted sarantos is the CEO. This is the definition of nepotism
>>222127130Formerly Nick’s laugh track. Now he’s Hasan’s ballwasher
>>222126821Funny how they forget how grim it was until they made it.
>>222125737Is this the fat annoying guy from The Bear?
Last two stand up specials I saw were on some weird circle podium in the center of the room with people all around it
>>222125835Even though he's famous, Stav only fucks chopped Brooklyn and LA crack whores.
>>222127665What's the problem? At most she'll say no, and you just move on.
>>222126821We need to get dating advice from Adam, bro was consistently getting pussy with the most annoying voice and personality
>>222126707yeah kill tony is real comedy!
>>222125835He's right
>>222130802>At most she'll say noNo, there is actually a lot more she can and will say.
He’s the male Amy Schumer. Fat, unfunny, likely propped up by nepo/politically connected money
>>222127974a cupcakeand a candy bar
>>222125835Be good looking and over 6 foot, that's itIf not, lookmaxx or get money. Lookmaxxing isn't that hard, get some calton lifts, use a bit of guy liner, get a nice jacket, an earing, tats etc, young girls like pretty boys. Most men dress pretty boring and it doesn't catch the eyes of girls unless your good looking/over 6 foot as mentioned above. You need to stand out.
>>222130988...nope.
stand-up comedy was a mistake
>>222130988i dont think he has any family connections, hes just a half-assed replacement for hassan. the dnc was poised to dump a shitload of money into the roach as the left-wing talking head bro for the next election cycle before he electrocuted his dog live on air like the retarded monkey he is, hence the glowing nyt and npr articles. stav has been getting the same treatment
>>222130949Like?
>>222130949What else can she say that isn't made up scenario you played over 100s of times in your head
>>222131261You’re right. This is the talent agency he’s signed to:> United Talent Agency (UTA): According to OpenSecrets, individuals associated with UTA have historically directed the vast majority of their tracked federal political contributions (over 97%) to Democratic candidates and progressive committees.
>>222125737>Comedy is saved.No, comedy died when patrice died, comedy died when they fired Anthony.
will definitely be disliking this on netflix lol
>>222131261He is literally in a movie and netflix because he is greek and the director/CEO are also greek that's the definition of nepotism
>>222131309Uh oh stinky. Looks like the brave progressive stavros works for zionists https://english.almayadeen.net/articles/opinion/zionist-infiltration-of-entertainment-industry--the-case-of
>>222131375fellow kill tony chud
>>222131391theres a million greek actors who dont get work, theres even an entire country filled with greeks who dont work. stavros is being astroturfed by the dnc not the greek mafia
>>222131673Stav isn't being astroturfed by the DNC LMAO
>>222131698Correct, he’s being astroturfed by UTA, a Zionist agency that donates heavily to Democrats
>>222131832>sold his soul to zionists to be famous Uh oh stavbros
>>222132007> No public records, major news stories, or social media statements indicate that Stavros Halkias has criticized Israel since he was represented by United Talent Agency (UTA).Oh nonononono
>>222125737Stand up comedy is not funny.
>>222126709> seen stav live twiceYour Fell For It Again award is on its way
>>222131832Ngl this is a bad look, I thought stavvybaby was about the culture
>>222131062Quadrupedal deck fucking burgers.
If you know any comedians the idea of them as moral people who give good advice is risible. They’re lowlifes
>>222131261Hasan got dropped because he criticizes Israel. Almost all the big money coming the Democrats way is from jews. Reid Hoffman, Soros, Zuckerberg etc.
>>222132583Good, can they get him deported for their next trick?
just be a decent fucking human being man, not me though, I hurt my foot and got into a fight with my dad that's why I can behave and eat like a pig
>>222130715no thats youtuber canadian chef matty matheson. better than stavros (low bar)
>>222125835>>222131077No, Stavros is kind of right. The bar is so low for men right now that it's easier than ever.>take care of yourself physically, mentally, emotionally, financially >don't be a chud (Whatever you think that means)>don't be an incel>be kind>don't be weird>dont be rude>be chill>be understanding >ask questions about them>listen to them>be clean>show passion about something Most women don't care about finances, physique or whatever grifters try to preach. They want a man who is stable, confident, and kind. They don't want a father and they don't want a manchild. Just be a normal chill guy and you'll have success. You can still have your weird hobbies and autism, but just don't be a sperg about it.
>>222131292"HELP RAPE"
>>222131832Same talent agency that Adam Friedland signed with btw. Nick was the only one that didn’t sign his life away to zionists
>>222127318He sucks shit. Just yelling. >>222125835Stav is at least funny, but his far left/dirtbag left shilling is insufferable. Especially since he promotes it as "saving young men from radicalization" or whatever. Complete piece of shit and Im sure he will be cancelled soon for being a sex pest because theres no way his repulsive ass isnt.
>>222131832source needed
>>222132762The chud shit doesn't matter. Girls ignore politics if you are good looking enough.
>>222132762>DUDE ADOPT A SAFE SLEAZY LOOK, APE LEFT-LIBERAL POLITICAL TALKING POINTS AND YOU TOO CAN BEEN IN A MISERABLE SITUATIONSHIP WITH A MID BPD ART HOE FOR A FEW MONTHS!>ITS CALLED GROWING UP!shut the fuck up
>>222132949>he’s being astroturfed by UTAhttps://www.unitedtalent.com/talent/comedy-touring/stavros-halkias> a Zionist agencyhttps://english.almayadeen.net/articles/opinion/zionist-infiltration-of-entertainment-industry--the-case-of>that donates heavily to Democratshttps://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/united-talent-agency/totals?id=D000030636
>>222126821He was so desperate he almost fucked trannies before the podcast became popular.They talk about it on multiple episodes.
>>222132583he criticized israel for years, the positive coverage only kicked in weeks before the dog incident because they thought he was going to be the left wing version of joe rogan for them. then he electrocuted the dog and it was over. Did this article come out before or after he criticized israel? https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/27/style/hasan-piker-twitch-youtube.html
>>222125737You ever hear about some new shit and just like "Nah, I'm good"
mohammed and russian circlejerk advertising simp thread
Stav has raped so many children
>>222126308>at your local bar!lmao do you really think he's talking about BARS in that quote? Are you being dead ass my nigga?
>>222133153Uhhh it was a vibration collar
>>222133142isnt this the same agency that shills hasan?
>>222133769No, hasan works for night media
>>222125737Awesome. Im stoked for a mostly crowd work special.
>>222132762This advice creates more incels than anything else. You're telling people to do what 99% of men already do and saying they're guaranteed to get a gf if you do that - and when they don't get a gf doing this basic shit of course they're going to blame their looks.No wonder they start thinking women only care about 6'7" ripped Chads when you say this shit.
>>222127332>It's really terrible adviceIt's the confident funny fat dude version of>Dude, just be yourselfYes, a lot of these guys are not fuckable just because of their personality, not their looks. (I was one of those guys)This is not a whitepill though. You can't become funny, confident, and sociable overnight. If you're autistic or have severe mental problems, maybe you never can. If you're a "good hang" because you're chill but you're just insecure and boring girls won't like you.I won't comment on how to fix because I'm still autistic and mentally ill, just found an equally autistic and mentally ill gf.
"good hang" just means go for girls with drug addictions and always have drugs on you, doesn't it?
>>222126821i mean don't you have eyes? i doubt he's even getting laid now
>>222130814I read a post somewhere written by a guy who ran into Adam at a comedy show and he kept hitting on the poster's gf in front of him. No fear of rejection at all.
>>222125737i can hear him breathing from here
>>222125737do any of the cumtown guys have any good standup? I've watched a bit of nick/stav and it's pretty average topical slop
>>222135819i loved nick's special but overall opinions seemed mixed
>>222125737>uncle StavHe’s really leaning into the pedo thing isn’t he. Gonna be crazy when he comes out as a MAP in 20 years when they finally break down that taboo
>>222125835This advice is coming from a dude who was a virgin until like 25 and was so desperate for sex he genuinely considered going gay. I’m also 100% certain he got blown by a tranny.
>>222126809He lives close to me and goes on very long walks for weight loss all the time and is always awkward as fuck when people approach him. You can tell he is still mentally 13 or whatever and is expecting some kind of abuse or bullying.
>>222132762They want an ATM and an errand boy who is endlessly supportive when they need something from him, but also gives her complete freedom to do whatever she feels like in the moment, with no expectations for her behavior.
>>222127190He’s only funny accidentally>thousand island stare
>>222130783lol you think Stav can get an erection?
>>222130814He lived in NYC so every woman who saw him figured he must be the heir to some media empire or legal practice
>>222136061you should tell him the walks are pointless and will only ruin his knees and if he wants to lose weight to change his diet and get a cardio machine that doesn't ruin his joints
>>222127190how could you forget his amazing characters, Horny Goku and Horny Teddy Bear
>>222132762>Most women don't care about finances, physique or whatever grifters try to preach. They want a man who is stable, confident, and kind. They don't want a father and they don't want a manchildlol no. Women will settle for a normal guy at 34 when they’ve run out of options. That’s not what women want at all.I have a friend who is a borderline autismo female so she was unnaturally candid and you know what she told me? She was hoping to find a cowboy with a PhD to marry.
>>222125835>The bar is actually really fucking low for straight dudes nowThe bar has never been higher. Most guys are functionally invisible to women now. Women will keep these guys around for the extra ambient attention to gratify their ego, but that's it.>Just don't go down the dark side, brotherYeah, just be niceguy jester and invisible instead of self-aware and invisible. Like the difference even matters.
>>222130814He's a jew he was just pushy until a women would go along with it. When women regretted it later other jews, like noam at the comedy celler, would blacklist them
>>222125835thanks for letting me know to avoid this typical nu male
>>222128445lol
shant be watching
>>222126297Remember when he came back from Japan and loli porn "somehow showed up in his bag"?
They got him because Theo Von is doing coke again
>>222132762>They don't want a father and they don't want a manchild. Just be a normal chill guy and you'll have success.fucking lol, you're either clueless or gaslighting. this is the opposite of truein current year the average woman is managing to get a couple lays from a 9/10 guy when he's bored and willing, and it's scrambling the brains of these average women to where they now think that they've above average socially. the fact that the 9/10 guy slept with her (aka "chose her") in the first place is justification in her mind now that she's socially ascended.now she views the average male (who is actually on her level) as being beneath her because she had 9/10 dick. these average women unironically think it's "settling" to even date average men, let alone marry them. this is the ACTUAL current state of things in current year.
>>222137340lies always come reddit spaced, what if everyone is having less and less sex and whatever the fuck you just wrote is an obscene mischaracterization of what's happening in the real world you use to cope and justify your pathetic existence by putting the blame on women in general 10/10 men aren't going to slum it with an average looking woman, they have standards too
>>222137490>lies always come reddit spacedreddit spacing is a fake thing that newfags made up to purity spiral on later waves of newfags and pretend like they're oldfags. has it ever occurred to you why actual oldfags never call out reddit spacing? of course it hasn't. fucking larping retardkek at your gaslighting freakout though. when anon gets too close to the mark for comfort then the histrionics begin.
>>222137490>10/10 men aren't going to slum it with an average looking womanyeah I would
>>222125835How did we go from Bill Cosby telling black youths to pull their pants up & speaking proper English to a fat faggot recommending STDs & a rape case by having bar sex with a mid.
>>222137677>>222137720tard responses how does anyone take you seriously in real life lol
>>222137490>10/10 men aren't going to slum it with an average looking woman, they have standards tooSo women really have no theory of mind for males at all. The memes were right.
>>222137788>muh appeal to heccin normal haver consensus approvaljust cope you dumb hole. you're not socially better than your actual looksmatch. he would stick around, all these other guys don't. there's a reason why.
>>222125737Joe Rogan humping a stool is unironically funnier than stav shitting his pants or whatever he is doing
>>222137866crying like you are and making up imaginary societal scenarios is woman brained, no man thinks this way or makes such chickenshit excuses for themselves, wallowing in defeat is literally what women do
>>222132762why do redditors come on here and try to gaslight like this? what's the purpose? do they just get off on denying reality? on contrarianism? it's bizarre.
Im i supposed to know who that is
>>222137490post asshole, foid
>>222126685you can be married with a family of 19 but you're an incel if you don't want an open border
>>222138077>making up imaginary societal scenarios is woman brainedyou - a literal woman - are trying to run interference on behalf of hypergamy because you don't like the way it reads when spelled out plainly. the facts of it read as nonsensical and delusional, and this annoys you.because of course the average woman obstinately demanding that she deserves more than average man is delusional, and yet this is the lived experience of average men - despite your gaslighting and disingenuous godfather pic rel, this is the lived experienced of these men.and before you attempt to bullshit anon i already know you're a hole because no guy would emotionally queef out the phrase>obscene mischaracterization
>>222125835Fucking based
>>222132762>Most women don't care about finances, physiqueIm a multi millionaire chud and I care about all of these things, fat fuck. do better. be better.
>>222138209>what's the purpose?a lot of these anon are women who want continued access to attention from men because it boosts their ego. they start to feel insecure without orbiters. this is why they want average men to keep cold approaching. they know it won't work, but it makes them feel desirable to be desired. they don't want to lose that easy ego boost, so they lie to regular men and say "just keep at it" etc.
>>222137720you're a 2
>>222131292>>222131289what did she say to u?
>>222126742Stav is a notorious chaser.
>>222138279BE A MAN
>>2221384802 hot 4 U skank
>>222138594princess needs to learn to govern her infatuations and tell herself 'No' and then she'll stop running into the same problem where she lets guys she lusts after use her like a toy then toss her aside and never commit to her.will she ever learn this? probably not! because she is a retard.
>>222125737Josh Johnson saved comedy. Makes a perfectly legit stand-up show weekly.
>>222138719ywnbaw
>>222125835>the bar is extremely low for straight dudes >just try to be a chill hang and maybe you'll fuck her lolMale feminist leftist guys are always such pathetic men its insane. Women do not like guys who hide behind some coy act of "safety" to fuck her. Its not something contingent on ideology either, I am a right wing gigachud and like half the girls ive dated have been liberal with no issues with any of them afterwards at all.
>>222138839SAAAR!
>>222132762>but everyone else doesn't have to care about any of this for themselvesnice bait
>>222125737this guy has the least amount of talent i've ever seenhow is he 10x more famous than nick mullen?if i were nick, i would expose him
