Women Talking EditionPrevious Thread: >>222125408
first for Baela
>>222127765Just realized most Small Council meetings in HOTD are inferior to the GOT versions.
Zionist Jew kills part arab man
>>222127822>arab manjew
Ma'ario Naharis
5 dragons 5 dire wolf pups in the snow
>>2221278435 cocks
>>222127818yeah no shit, in got they actually conducted business. hotd is just women crying
soon
>>222127834Holy fucking BASED
>>2221278435 copes
>>222127765Kek, i need to make a proper webm of this .gif, Daemons face is priceless.Same as Alicent with Mysaria and Rhaenyra and Helaene, some great faces this season.
>>222127822>part arab manAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222127765I genuinely forgot this show exists because *snooooooore* I... huh? What show are we talking about? Oh, house of the *snooooooooooreeeee*
>>222127874there is nothing wrong being jewish
>>222127822>Blackwood fucking shits are jewsKEK
>>222127873yes please. I think someone already did it but the scene where they realize the kid they took from ormund isn't a targ is pretty good too
>>222127851
>>222127873Can you please do the sequence where Gwayne drawshis sword at the Assassination ambush?
>>222127865>le raep face
>>222127900wtf is this thing suppose to be?
>>222127578Idk but in Fire and Blood Cregan and Jace make the Pact of Ice and Fire. According to Mushroom, Jace secretly married Cregan bastard sister, Sara Snow, which led to the pact. It was agreed that the firstborn daughter of Jaca would marry Cregan's heir, Rickon.
>>222127894Yea it's awesome. You get to be good at banking and making movies.
>>222127874It's just a joke, anon. Don't ruin it
>>222127900I declare my undying loyalty to the Brackenreich.
>>222127865Yo JonNice sword you got there heh
>>222127801Why do I still watch Hotd? We could’ve gotten Rhea Ripley as Baela, but instead we got...
Can we talk how Healena's revelation is going to drive Rhae Rhae insane? In the show, she's pushing her claim as qween because she believes the gods chose her, not because she wants to rule but as some kind of 'religious duty' to save the realm.But she just found out the gods made Healena a dreamer, aka the only reason why Targayens were chosen and saved their asses and guide them all this time. A sister who is married to her rival. She just fucks up her narrative and she's going to go feral. Even Daemon only obeyed her because of this prophecy.
>>222127929One Sara Hess throws the veracity of the latter part of that statement into question.
>>222127959She better not hurt Healena man
>>222127926A Bracken chad looking at the face of fear and taking a piss at it
>>222127926Some weird rear projection of Caraxes creeping up on him.
>>222127959>She just fucks up her narrativenot really haleana dreams have nothing to do with this
>Nothing better than sing happy and funny songs with the guy who betrayed my siblingIs she retarded
>>222128037>wants to see if he'll be honest with him>tyland fails the test>Larys's plan it is
>>222128020>pius
I have something long, hard and black in my breeches. Who shall come and claim it?
>>222128053Aegon still dumb. Tyland is a good man and Larys is a snake
>>222128047Maybe she never liked him?
>>222128009Viserys just taught her they were" chosen over "Dreams" some of them had. Aegon and Daenys. It DOES fuck her up her narrative because they guided the Targayens out Valyria to save them and into Westeros, but that generation dreamer is batting for the OPPOSITE SIDE. That's literally why she's fucking pressing her to tell her what she saw.Healena already knows all their family is fighting over fucking nothing. Check season 2 art she made and includes Robb's death. She already watched game of thrones. She knows Targayens having the throne NEVER meant anything.
>>222128037only a few days until CHADfyre returns
>>222128069
How will people react if the play confirmed that Brandon plapped Ashara?
>>222128047Blackwoods are known to be kinslayersBloodraven happily kinslayed several times, there is an illness of sort in the Blackwood blood that can't be washed away, a seed of pure evil.
>>222127901It's here.
There are only 10 episodes of this show left and we haven't even had first Tumbleton yet. This show is gonna be a repeat of The Boys where everything is rushed as fuck and the ending is a lame fart.
>>222128091isnt that dragon toasted and dead
>>222125987season 1 bran is icsh
>>222128121I think George confirmed Brandon had no bastards though
>>222128121It's one of the most unimportant things everLike, so what if he did
>>222127913
>>222128142No hes alive and hes coming back with the biggest kill count
>>222128140Wait, is it two this season and they're only doing one more?
>>222128009Dreams is what started it. You need to replay season 1. This is why Rhaenyra even pushes her claim as queen in the show.The current Dreamer (the ones who received the prophecy of the gods to Targayens) is literally her political rival's wife. So what the fuck is she suppose to believe now?
>>222128163so 1 kill and himself?isnt that dragon tiny too? wont hugh and ulf have the highest kill count?
>>222128140>first TumbletonThey are merging the two tumbletons
>>222128160Blessings of the Seven, who are One, upon you.
>>222127901>I think someone already did it but the scene where they realize the kid they took from ormund isn't a targ is pretty good tooYep, i saved some time ago.
>>222127765Howland Reed apparently is featured very prominently in the play, and Elia is reportedly close friends with Ashara.
I believe in Hightower supremacy
>>222127874I'm so fucking sick and tired of the tribe. Everyone turns out to be a secret jew, like evil cultists in a movie.
>>222128172But dreaming is completely random and it doesn't really mean anything. Daeron and Daemon II had dreams as well.
>>222128183I only liked Otto
>>222128129this post is sponsored by the Bracken brosbeneath the steel, the bitter seethe
>>222128183Alicent has been excommunicated by the Hightower family because of her treachery
>>222127834the prodigal son returns
>>222128182Lyanna gets together with Rhaegar of her own free will. The first act ends with them having a conversation under the weirwood tree after she’s been crowned QOLAB.Lyanna is KOTLT
>>222128199That won't matter to her. She is nuts and will abuse OUR QUEEN
>>222128183Remove the traitor bitch
>>222128140I mean tumbleton is the only major battle leftAfter that is only kingsroad and I think thats gonna be offscreened
The Shepherd was based
>>222128214>Lyanna gets together with Rhaegar of her own free will.Tell that to the judge, she's like 14, it's still rape and kidnapping
>>222128214Elia is an active participant in Rhaegar’s plans to remove Aerys from the throne, half of it is her ideas.
>sir your Ashara Dayne is here
>>222128160ohh he keeps the knife in his left hand when he draws thats why it looked so cool.
>>222128160The guy Roxton kills is one of the Bitch Queen's Kingsguard apparently.
>>222128224Book version lads book versionAnd since Gurm has condemned the show essentially the only version
>>222128239She has come, and so have I.
>>222128231>she's like 14,ZAMN
>>222128175No>Meleys (tag with Vhagar)>Grey Ghost>Moondancer>Rhaenyra
>>222128234Aerys knows about Rhaegar’s plans and has a confrontation with him where he literally offers his neck and tells him to kill him. After Rhaegar doesn’t, Aerys makes fun of him and calls him a coward.
>>222128231
>>222128262>Aerys pulls a Vince McMahonBased
>>222128262Brandon x Ashara confirmed or at the very least heavily implied!
>>222128239Sorry sir, the time machine was busted so we couldn't get 20-year old Kaya Scodelario. But we got someone else.
>>222128262>Aerys makes fun of him and calls him a cowardBased, what a little bitchHad the chance to avoid the fall of his house, save countless lives, etc etc, and he pussied out
>>222128256Sorry. Book alicent is fine
>>222128239
>>222128183The Hightower stands tall above all
>>222128261>Grey Ghost>A wild dragonI sleep
>>222128280Robert is portrayed very sympathetically and is actively grieving his parents. At one point Aerys gifts him a model of his parents ship, which is just some splinters in a box of water.
>>222128280>>222128328stfu
>>222128328Devilish
HAPPY NOW NIGGERS
>>222128328Turns out Aerys was really the Mad Lad king.
>>222128337Ok, I will stop.
>>222128256Currently reading her death on bookIt's so sad
>>222128328Funny.
>>222128262>>222128328please be real
>>222128199It doesn't matter to the way the show built this up bruh. Targayens take that shit seriously because saved their asses and is the basis for their entire claim on Westeros in their eyes. Rhaenyra in the show isn't taking the throne because she wants to be queen, but is her duty by the gods chosen one to be Queen. She saw Addam as a "sign of gods" and whines about this to Daemon in the sept. Now the Dreamer, the one she believes thanks to her daddy, is what made them kings and saved them, is literally Aegon's wife. She's doing all this out of religious psychosis unlike Daeron and Daemon II who didn't have people around him with this to take them seriously.
>>222128286kinslayers are condemned in all of westeros, he was just baiting him
>>222128359>started hating the color green
>>222128349>Robert's Anti Banter RebellionJust couldn't handle it
>>222128328>At one point Aerys gifts him a model of his parents ship, which is just some splinters in a box of water.KekMaybe he was based all along
>>222127801Rhea RIpley looks like a dude
>>222128328>Robert is portrayed very sympatheticallyI'm actually surprised
>>222128381>kinslayers are condemned in all of westerosThen how come Bloodraven got away with everything
>>222128388Bobby should give him a replica of Summerhall in return and it's just a pile of ash.
It would've been interesting to see Hugh Hammer grappling with the fact that he's now serving someone who ordered the blockade that ended up killing his kid, but I guess the writers forgot about that
>>222128394call me gay then because I'd be balls deep in there
>Arrion Baratheon, hair of light chestnut.
>>222128384Don't make me cry, anon
>>222128414His punishment will be seeing Aegon Blackfyre ascending to the throne and starting a 1000 year Blackfyre dynasty.
>>222128181nice, but I was thinking of one with rhaenyra's face as she realizes and does a double take
>>222128435just don't usurp the throne anonis that easy
>>222128416They would have become best friends
Do you think Gwayne and Cole partook in each other's buttholes (for warmth) on one of those cold wet grey days in the Riverland?
>>222128430KekI didn't even consider how this retroactively fucks up GOT
her face is so hot bros I want her to spit on me
>>222127765>Women Talking Edition
>>222128356keep going nigga what are you doing
>>222128488Her nose is just like mine
>>222128469They were just tentmates
>>222128500early life section?
>>222128479It was already fucked when they made Rhaenys silver haired
>>222128444Based
>>222128455Nyra is considered an usurper in westerosi books. Aegon II is the rightful king
>>222128455>Give up all ambition and bow to some whore whose bastards crippled your kid and whose psycho husband would most likely have your entire family killed
>>222128500I don't want you to spit on me anon
>>222128510How so?
>>222128530alicent doomed her entire family
Today I will remind you of Blood & Cheese by HBO:>initially played as a buddy comedy for the assassins>no Maelor>no Sophie's choice>no scream>no "your mother wants you dead">no Alicent, she's having sex with Criston and it completely overshadows everything else>Otto blaming the Blacks (the people who indeed organized the assassination) is somehow presented as slimy and devious>the aftermath somehow ends up being about how evil and neurotic the Greens are>none of the characters seem to give a shit afterwards, referring to the slain Jaehaerys as "the boy" or an object>only Aegon rages over his son's death for a whole one episode, even he forgets two episodes later>nobody cares that there was a girl called Jaehaera in the scene too, she may as well stopped existing after the scene ended>Helena in the show is Bran Stark type of autist who readily points out her son to the killers and doesn't care because "babes die all the time", hates her family but sends prophetic helpful messages to the man who orchestrated the assassination>it somehow all ends up being treated as an unfortunate accident>we get a Rhaenyra scene in which she almost looks at the camera directly to say she would never do this and the viewer is silly for even thinking it>showrunners on record saying the outrage over B&C was actually just Alicent's propaganda to manufacture outrage against Rhaenyra>in the season finale Rhaenyra says "i will have a son for a son" and Alicent just shrugs, as if B&C never happened
>>222128495Fine.Rhaegar is plagued by dragon dreams, at one point he specifically mentions a dream about a three headed dragon with Lyanna there. Puppetry is used to show his dreams to the audience and there’s a really cool dragon puppet.Elia and Rhaegar’s marriage is shown to be cordial, he confides in her about his dragon dreams.Thats it for now.
>>222128510At least the show doesn't go out of its way to mention she's half Baratheon>>222128537She's supposed to have pitch black hair because her mom is a Baratheon and the Baratheon have the godly Durrandon genes
Imagine still being loyal to the Targs after they lose their dragons, like lmao
>Nice tid bit about Lyanna
>>222128537Her mother is a Baratheon. She's black haired in the books.
>>222128552Even in the show Daemon proves he would have killed them all, in the books its evident both Rahenyra and Daemon would have wanted them deadIt was a war of survival
>>222128183jews
>>222128586how do we have any proof this person actually saw the play?
>>222128586>do they make it clear she's [my headcanon]Why are they like this
>>222128555you forgot the biggest consequence>RATCATCHERS!
>>222128455If you don't want me to usurp the throne, don't marry Daemon and give him absolute power to kill my family.
>Elia masterminding Aerys' ousting>Rhaegar still fucks it uplmao
>>222128566I was actually flabbergasted that AKOTSK kept Baelor's black hair. That's the moment I realized Parker shits on Cumdal as a showrunner since he actually respects the viewer's intelligence.
>>222128586>finished on herRhaegar! That's not how you fulfill prohphecy!
Most of the adult female main characters in GoT got their tits out at some point. HoTD? ZILCH
>>222128555
>>222128629I knew she was a fucking cunt. I called it.
>>222128037>join me, or else...>it would be wise of you to join me
>>222128190Not everyone. If you want to avoid tribal cultists associate with White folx only Anon.
>>222128586>Lyanna is willingoh shit
>>222128450
>>222128555>>showrunners on record saying the outrage over B&C was actually just Alicent's propaganda to manufacture outrage against Rhaenyrais this real? holy shit
>>222128636AKotSK is /ourshow/, hotdoodoo is for plebbit, xitter, and diksuk users
>>222128595...hate the CHADtowers!
>>222128654I don't know why I keep watching that shitshow
>>222128555>>in the season finale Rhaenyra says "i will have a son for a son" and Alicent just shrugs, as if B&C never happenedThis is the part that actually triggered me.
>>222128670Why didn't she just go along? God, Alicent pisses me off so much in this show with her every RETARDED MOVE. Literally the worst fucking character. Utter redeemable garbage.
>>222128142If the Night King made it to King's Landing he could have rezzed all the dragon heads. Then have his zombies wheel them around as portable blue flame throwers.
>>222128586Well dame Lyanna is partly to blame for all the people that died in Robert's Rebellion
>>222128665>>222128707everybody knew she was willing, GOT already confirmed that
>>222128707boggles the mind what was going through her head even after her dad and big brother got executed in cold blood.
Olivia Cooke is an exceptionally bad actress and it doesn't get pointed out enough
How come AngryJoes viewers are like ITS THE BEST SERIES EVER, WE LOVE EVERY INCH OF THE PLOT AND EACH EPISODE IS FANTASTIC 10/10Even AJ is like that? Oh and he gave Odyssey a 10/10 btw
Ormund throwing up webm?
>>222128707>Just submit to marital rape
>>222128310I mean it's hilarious in hindsight that he randomly attacks a riderless dragon minding his own businessFucker was out for bloodAnd then he immediatley went on to another 1v1 with MoondancerPunished Sunfyre was a different beast
>>222128724I know but still. This just reinforces it.>>222128707I wonder how she felt about cucking the future queen....
>>222128488She looks really pretty this season desu.
>>222128746>marital rapeNot a thing in this universe, and barely a thing in ours
>>222128586>Rhaegar's victimWhat kind of cuck simp would say something like this? Rhaegar was a gigachad. It's literally impossible for him to rape anyone because consent is automatic and guaranteed.
>>222128732I don't think she's that bad but her range is very limited. Could be on purpose but in the show I find that her expressions almost exclusively alternate between bitter+resigned and shocked+angry
>>222128747Why is it riderless if it lives on dragonstone?
>>222128756It is a concept, an idea, that exists whether or not there are laws for it.
>The Mad King confirms Brandon x AsharaWhat the actual fuck? Why? Why spend all that time alluding to this mysterious character and it turns out she was your average Dornish slut who got pumped and dumped?
>>222128239young jennifer connelly
>>222128774George is a cuckold
>>222128416that would be kind of fucked up. aerys was just playing around, bobby would get mean with it
>>222128707Lyanna is a retarded teenagerThe person to blame for the rebellion is Aerys, he burned a lord and his heir, he demanded robert's head, he pissed off tywin.Rhaegar is like 15% to blame and Lyanna is at most 1% to blame for the catastrophe what should have been a simple scandal ended up becoming
>>222128586This fact alone makes me lose all sympathy I had for Lyanna. 14 is definitely young but not young enough to escape the blame for the war.
>>222128739
>kick this dog and it will bite your hand>they kidnap corlys, rhaenyra's handbravo vince
>>222128766They probably hatched there and already made it their home. Cannibal lived on Dragonstone too.
>>222128773Not necessarily.
>>222128785Yeah but... WHYwhat a waste of a character
>>222128761>Rhaegar was a giga-ACK
>>222128797Why didn't he aim away from his nice goblet
>>222128797>tfw hotd
>>222128766Likes fishing more than humans
>Robert is portrayed very sympathetically and is actively grieving his parents. At one point Aerys gifts him a model of his parents ship, which is just some splinters in a box of water.Holy fuck, I only regret it wasn't Robert smashing in Aerys' head. I will savor that Robert's line ends as Lord of Storm's End whereas Aerys' line dies out in infamy and Jon is now some depressed wildling
>>222128701Could have been so much better
>>222128797>It's a mysaria-alicent scene
>>222128813This nigga got killed by a boar.
>>222128809It makes Catelyn a cuckcold twice over. Thinks her husband fucked Ashara, turns out it was his big strong brother who she wanted to marry instead.
>>222127873qt queen would suck her toes every day>>222127865i didnt know rape hitler had teleporting powers
>>222128790Rob's parents died in an actual tragedy. Aerys' psycho clan died in a failed blood magic ritual.
>>222128328Steffon and Aerys were bros tho. They were cousins.
>>222128586lmao foids btfo, lyanna was a slut
>>222128746As opposed to running off with a marriage man almost 10 years older then you?
>I have no time or energy for anyone in Team Black. I see them come on screen - I don't like them. I immediately, genuinely don't like them. I can't help that. I swear, I see them and go "god I hate all of them." I don't like Daemon, I don't like Rhaenyra, I don't like any of the people on their team. I don't like what they stand for.What did Fabien Frankel mean by this?
>>222128841A mighty beast, whom he killed and then offered as supper in his own funeralThis was when he was getting old and fat, while Rhaegar in his prime got BTFO
>>222128826Gendry Baratheon is Lord of Storm's End.
>>222128586danykeks just lost
>>222128850>Aerys' psycho clan died in a failed blood magic ritual.the same clan robert is descended from, it's just family banter
>>222128774Barristan says Brandon and Ashara fucked. It was always there in the text.
>>222128842it means Catelyn wasn't a cuckold at all and Eddard was a completely loyal husband...
>>222128841yeah but didn't some lannister pisspants spike his wine
>>222128774That's typical GRRM. He was part of a love triangle that he lost irl so he writes love triangles all over the place where he self-inserts as the loserBrandon-Catelyn-LittlefingerBrandon-Ashara-NedRhaegar-Lyanna-RobertHe was planning for Jon-Arya-Tyrion but looks like it's going to be Jon-Daenerys-Tyrion etc
>>222128868lil bro think he is cole
>>222128867It's called LOVE chud
>>222128884It’s a mental cuckolding. Worse if anything.
>>222128586>Targaryen are the fire part>Stark are the ice part>Somehow Danykeks still think she's the Azor AhaiIt's obvious it's Jon
>>222128809Ned having to choose his noble obligations with Catelyn over love and honour with Ashara ties in with Robb 20 years later so it makes sense the fat retard threw the opportunity away like everything else he does
>>222128868/ourguy/
>>222128841>Robert > Rhaegar>Boar > Robert>Therefore Boar >>> RhaegarIt's that simple
>>222128414GRRM self insert.
>>222128842if Brandon and Ashara married in front of the weirwood and had a child (Jon), then Jon would be the true heir to Winterfell and Ned and Cat would be triply cucked
>>222128889Anon do you really think george self inserts as Littlefinger, Ned and Robert at the same time?Have you considered that he might simply like the trope?
>>222128867Whats wrong with that?
>>222128920George is unfortunately an American and a boomer so cuckoldry leaves rent free doubly in his mind.
>>222128911what if it's a rock-paper-scissors scenario?
>>222128889>He was part of a love triangle that he lost irl so he writes love triangles all over the place where he self-inserts as the loserI know but it's SO FUCKING LAMEIt would have made Eddard's character much richer if he was involved with Ashara and had give that up and marry the woman promised to his brother for duty... but no lol she was just some random skank his brother plapped and forgot about
>>222128903>A Son(g) of Ice and Fire
>>222128868Earning the promotional part of his paycheque?
>>222128950POTTERY!
>>222128280>George made the worst, least, romantic pairing canon
>>222128488The Queen's Nose.
>>222128889>He was part of a love triangle that he lost irlHorse girl left him for a guitar chad in school, that's why he hates Brackens and all minstrels are shitty people and die.
>>222128806if cannibal is there how come the show doesnt show him? dragonstone in the show is like 1 football field in size
Jons name better not be fucking Aegon GRRM
>>222128961Here's me thinking he really hated buskers, which is based.
>>222128754She is really pretty when she is not dressing like a clown.
>>222128940>Dragon eats Boar>Boar kills Stag >Stag stabs DragonI can see it
>>222128957you can guarantee George will fuck up every single one of GoT's beloved characters if WoW and DoS were ever released. It was very clever offloading the blame for his shitty ending onto D&D
>>222128948> but no lol she was just some random skank his brother plapped and forgot aboutWhy are you assuming this? They could’ve married
>>222128951He said this after he was done with the show.
The One Trve King
>>222128774It adds absolutely nothing to the story except make Brandon look like an asshole, total wasted plot thread
>>222128868No one likes the teacher's pet especially when said teacher has it out for you
>>222128982It's a modern trend of pretty women making themselves look like shit to prove some kind of point about something
>>222128939How many people do you know who have never been rejected in their entire lives? Losing your crush is a near universal experience, yes, even for chad
>>222128994Brandon was betrothed to Catelyn so it's not likely
>>222128979Why not? Lyanna knew of the prophecy and knew that Rhaegars kids were already dead.
I am reading a book series called Memory Sorrow and Thorn - holy SHIT martin copied this stuff so blatantly it's hilarious
>>222128813>>222128841Isnt this guy Jaqen H'gar in game of Thrones
>>222129002>Brandon was a cunt>Lyanna was a retarded cunt>Rickard was probably a grasping cuntNed being raised by the Arryns was probably the best thing that could happen to him
>>222128998Might an actor not be acting for drama and shitposting?
>>222129036He already had a kid called Aegon.
>>222128920George’s love of his life left him for a jock
>>222129042The boar? Yes, the boar was Jaquen H'gar
>>222129037>To Green Angel TowerHightowers???
>>222128702He only needed to kill Bran and everyone died. Re watch, Three eyed crown Bran is the embodiment of life, history and memory, opposite to him. That's why he didn't give a single shit about everyone after he found him. He might be THE Green, the Summer God embodiment.
>>222129001All hail Wun Wun
why are all the Dornish played by niggers. They're supposed to be Andalusians.
>>222129068Rhaegar
>>222129031How is it not likely? Brandon was a hot head and could’ve ran off and married her
>And what... has queen Alicent... done?
>>222129001That's a weird looking Stannis
>>222129045Lady Dustin was right about Starks
>play confirms The Targs and Martells and Starks (sans Ned) were cunts all along and Robert was the good guy
>>222128889Tyrion is married to Sansa (still).
>>222129001Gormless creature.
>>222129084Moors were subsaharan, chud
>>222129052who was dead, and Jon was the prophecy baby
>>222129036how would she fucking know elia's kids are dead? did they specifically send a raven from kings landing to tower of joy that says "aegon the prince is dead so you can name your kid aegon now"? fucking moronic
>>222129104Jon Arryn and the jonlings (Robert and Ned)Our heroes
>>222129104Was Robert being the good guy ever in doubt?
>>222129095Miss him
>>222128140It will be a mercy when this piece of shit ends.
>>222129101>>222129109It's too late nowHe wonsorry Stannis
I still like Gwayne. I don't care if he's gay. I hope he survives.
>>222129116>GRRM's story hellbent on showing the follies of prophecy, absolute monarchy and the monomyth ends with prophecy baby saving the world ez pzwhat the fuck is the endgame here? I may be retarded but I can't be the only one not seeing the blatant contradiction.
>>222129107His marriage to Sansa is invalid as Tysha is still alive.
>>222129141>he won>gets exiled to the walllol
>Male>Bastard>Dark HairMaybe Jon's true name Orys lol
>>222129117>did they specifically send a raven from kings landing to tower of joyYeah, how else would the Kingsgaurd know what happened?
>>222128227Gods Eye? Feeding Sunfyre? Hour of the Wolf?
>>222129160That would actually be more clever than George is capable of
>>222128960her nose is indeed kino but her whole face is just so beautiful. imagine kissing her
>>222129095Can someone post the webm of Otto being flabbergasted?
>>222128960Thats a man's nose. Yet not a King's nose
>>222129095Otto is dead and we are the poorer for it.
>>222129160Lyanna seems to be too much of a stuck up cunt to name him that
>Lyanna confirmed as The Kinght of the Laughing Tree>Lyanna gets together with Rhaegar of her own free will. The first act ends with them having a conversation under the weirwood tree after she’s been crowned QOLAB.>Elia is an active participant in Rhaegar’s plans to remove Aerys from the throne, half of it is her ideas.>Aerys knows about Rhaegar’s plans and has a confrontation with him where he literally offers his neck and tells him to kill him. After Rhaegar doesn’t, Aerys makes fun of him and calls him a coward.>Robert is portrayed very sympathetically and is actively grieving his parents. At one point Aerys gifts him a model of his parents ship, which is just some splinters in a box of water.>Brandon x Ashara confirmed or at the very least heavily implied!>Rhaegar is plagued by dragon dreams, at one point he specifically mentions a dream about a three headed dragon with Lyanna there. Puppetry is used to show his dreams to the audience and there’s a really cool dragon puppet.>Elia and Rhaegar’s marriage is shown to be cordial, he confides in her about his dragon dreams.
>>222129151If you're generous then there's going to be an 11th hour bait and switch subversion, if you're critical then he got lost in the fantasy sauce for 30+ years and fell into the very cliches he was trying to lambast.
>>222129153Yeah but Tysha is wherever whores go
>>222129150Me too>>222129151I thought the point was all the political infighting was pointless with the apocalypse is on the way and that they need to unite to beat it
>>222129173>battle
>>222129193Excuse me but what the fuck
>>222129151>>222129116Rhaegar BELIEVES he's the prophecy baby. That's different from being it.
>>222129203Gods Eyes a battle
Ok, which of you was put in a situation that would change the fate of the world at fucking 14? Stop being mean to Lyanna, out of everyone she's the least responsible of anything
>>222129193>>Aerys knows about Rhaegar’s plans and has a confrontation with him where he literally offers his neck and tells him to kill him. After Rhaegar doesn’t, Aerys makes fun of him and calls him a coward.Rhaegar is actually the biggest bitch ever if that's the case.
>>222129193>>Elia is an active participant in Rhaegar’s plans to remove Aerys from the throne, half of it is her ideas.Tywin and Gregor not looking so evil lol
>>222129219It's a dance.
>>222129221>gets pissy at Ned because she doesn't want to marry a manwhore>fucks a married man
>>222129193>half of it is her ideas.Around the Dornish you better be cautiousAlso female mystery knights was always guff
>>222129095>>And what... has queen Alicent... done?
>>222129193>>Elia is an active participant in Rhaegar’s plans to remove Aerys from the throne, half of it is her ideas.Martells kinda deserved getting repeatedly raped by targs I guess
Lyanna was NOT raped and was NOT kidnappedShowfags won. They fucking won...
>>222129193>Rhaegar is plagued by dragon dreams, at one point he specifically mentions a dream about a three headed dragon with Lyanna there. Puppetry is used to show his dreams to the audience and there’s a really cool dragon puppet.Lord Bloodraven creates a nice bait and protector for his vessel, King Bran.
>>222129156You lost Dany
>>222129215How does that affect his naming in any way?
>>222129193if this is true then no wonder Ned thought of Robert as a brother over his own retarded family
>>222129241It's a song, of battle
>>222129193dornish cunt
>>222129193>zero interesting twists, it’s all just shit theories you could have found on reddit confirmed
>>222129252Again, what were you up to at 14?
>>222129257God I wish that were me
>robert mogs the mountain in a fightTHE BARATHEON GLAZE NEVER STOPS
>>222129294Elia being a schemer is new info, she was always portrayed as super innocent
>>222129221Imagine the hubris it must take to beleive you’re the chosen one. What kind of evil narcissistic fuck would dare
>>222129280I mean it's the PRINCE who was promised, not the King who was promised.
>>222129294no shit retard, the books have been out for over 20 years, people already guessed most of this by now
>>222129193lmao mad king more like the chad king, what a guy
>>222129280>a three headed dragon with Lyanna therehmmmmm
>>222129315THE DEMON ON THE TRIDENT
After being a fan for 15 years I'm finally reading Dunk and Egg (still haven't watched AKOTSK) and man this rules. I had no idea the Hedge Knight was the second ASOIAF thing ever after the publication of a Game of Thrones. You can tell George still had his passion for the setting when he was writing it, and despite coming so early in publication it's crazy how much of the worlds history was already known to George- Aegon II having Sunfyre eat Rhaenyra is alluded to 15 years before the publication of the Princess and the Queen
>>222129327most of this is shit you could have guessed 20 minutes into the first book, it's not even first draft material
>>222129315GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
>>222129193Mad King is being cheeky is he
Robert vindicated, Tywin vindicatedfuck the targs and those smelly dornish
>>222129315GODS I was a BOAR then
>>222129319She’s Dornish, duplicity is in her blood.
>>222129340Have you read the Sworn Sword and become CHADfyre supporter yet?
>>222129336Yes, that's what I mean. None of that mattered because Targayens didn't stop the Long Night in the past. It's just them being retarded and having a main character syndrome.
It'd be more interesting if the Mad King wasn't actually that mad, just a bit of a dick, and everyone had gaslit and propagandised themselves into thinking otherwise
>>222129394I guess thats why they need Starks to help
>>222129231Not being a kinslayer makes you a bitch?
>>222129315
>>222129415>because my seed is superior
>>222129257I'd forgotten about this. Cole was willing to die because it was never going to get better than the days where Alicent was riding his dick.
ned x ashara sisters?
>>222129404The Starks are the main characters.
>>222129397>Actually the translation is wrong your grace, the Valyrian word could be "Mad" or "Madlad">The Madlad Cunt that was promised
>>222129432it's over...
>>222129397I COOKED THE WARDEN OF THE NORTH (? TRIAL BY COMBAT PRANK GONE WRONG?!?! ?)
>>222129443and Jon....got both halves...whoa....bravo GRRM
>>222129315I was watching GoT Season 1 with a Korean girl a few months ago and she told me that she thought King Robert was the most attractive of all the male characters lol
>>222129443Jaime will be the one to save the world. George's pets are boring as dirt
>>222129233>she deserved to be raped to death because she was up to the exact same thing everyone else who had to interact with Aerys was
>>222129315Robert was actually a true hero in love with an unworthy woman Targaryens were bitches and all the Starks were assholes aside from Ned who was raised by Jon Arryn.
>>222129455My sister says the same thing about Otto. She hates the blacks solely because they killed
>>222129454Yeah, but he isn't the King; we know GRRM meant Bran as King from the beginning. Jon is more a knightguard than a ruler.
>>222129001Honestly the series should have ended with Jon taking the throne as a conciliatory but miserable King, like Aegon III.
>>222129455She was just honest enough to admit women are sexually attracted to a man's wealth and power.
Can't wait for Winds to drop and Jon stays forever dead lol
>>222129462>fat>balding>scraggly cope beard
>>222129450I'm sure there's a way to present it slightly more favourably. All his potential champions were umming and errrring about stepping up and also he didn't trust them because they were Rhay Rhay's besties and part of his coup so he though fuck it, fire it is then (for the bants)
>>222129432Ned had such a shit life>cucked by his brother>forced into marriage with fish woman that his brother was originally stuck with>has some fun at the arryns and the war>has to deal with the mess his whore of a sister gets him into>forced to keep up the lie with your best friend>stuck at fucking winterfell for the period after the vale
>>222129397i always thought not bathing or cutting his nails and hair was a gigachad move. hes the king, he can do whatever he wants, he doesnt have to impress anyone. whats the point of doing all that staff when you are the top dog? its like how billionaires dress like shit and have weird haircuts
Ashara the slutElia the shit stirring whoreRhaegar the pussyAerys the mad ladBrandon the pickup artistRobert the hero
Robert should have married Elia. A smart woman who would help him reign.
>>222129455Mark Addy is a cool dude
>>222129450This, but unironically.
>>222129471Im pretty sure he'll be King. He's the de-facto hero and (even more so now) the titular character.
How the fuck are we mad at Elia for trying to stop the mad cunt?
>>222129432>confirmed pathetic pump and dump whore>most likely not Septa Lemore>played by a niggerhas anyone in the Rebellion era been JUSTed worse?
>>222129483>Can't wait for Winds to dropMayhaps you'll be the one forever dead in that case nuncle, ho ho
>>222129490>fish womanCatelyn is hot as fuck, also non crazy aside from Jon bastard shit (which is understandable). Gave him FIVE children she's protective of.
It begins
>>222129471He probably would have out of respect for Stannis if Stannis hadn't burned Shireen. He didn't care as much about duty after that and had to have Sansa beg him to remove the Boltons from Winterfell.
>>222129470Book Jon is far more politically minded than Show Jon
>>222129483this le show is not canon xd
Did george decide to selfinsert as robert what the fuck this nigger was 100% justified caving that twink faggots chest in now
>>222129524Aerys was Rhaegar's father, it wasn't her place to drive a wedge between them. She's a treacherous cunt.
>>222129471Jon becoming king is absolute fantasyslop
>>222129471Replace Jon with a child king with all of the schemers still alive and ready to exploit him.
is there anything on Rhaella or is she just a beaten wife?
>>222129502Would also be an ultimate fuck you to Rhaegar from both of them.
>>222129532It will be released posthumously (6 months from now)
>>222129525Us the viewers, and we didn't even watch it
>>222129470Jon actually wants stuff in the books though
>>222129432>the mistery of ashara is that she was a whore who got pumped and dumped by a chadlmao booknerds made 1000 ashara theory videos and posts for this
>>222129551He was burning people alive and got so horny doing it he proceeded to marital rape Rhaella and beat her
>>222129524because guaranteed it's less>we have to save the realm from a lunaticand more>I have to ensure Martells are top dog like in the days of Daeron II
>>222129584What's that got to do with Elia?
>>222129551Aerys was a feral lunatic who cooked people alive for fun and raped Rhaegar's brother on a regular basis.She might as well have tried to drive a wedge between both sides of the grand canyon.
>>222129519GRRM already said Bran will be the King. That was the one thing he spoiled. It's pretty obvious because he got the first character POV after the prologue and he is the one Bloodraven (who crowned 3 kings) is grooming for the role.He also gets some supernatural connection to all Kings which leads him to be THE ultimate King, they teased about it. Targayen is a defeated dynasty. Robb's rebellion created another and Bran is his heir.
>>222129491Like Caligula bringing his horse in as a senator, fuck you I don't care about taking this seriously, bow you shits. Sane, but a dick.
How canon is the play? D&D getting out of context spoilers by Fatman himself to work on or Preston Jacobs tier?
>Those purple eyes grew huge then, and the royal mouth drooped open in shock. He lost control of his bowels, turned, and ran for the Iron Throne. Beneath the empty eyes of the skulls on the walls, Jaime hauled the last dragonking bodily off the steps, squealing like a pig and smelling like a privy. A single slash across his throat was all it took to end it. So easy, he remembered thinking. A king should die harder than this.
>>222129603>raped Rhaegar's brother on a regular basisVizzybros...
>>222129603>*brotherMother.
>>222129602>Why should the wife of his son and heir be worried about the fact he is setting the realm ablaze and to a state of war?Not the sharpest tool, are youShe literally died because of what Aerys did and still you ask why she cared?
>>222129584>>222129603fuck her, I'm glad Gregor raped her
Been checking twitter and I've noticed a few things about this episodeShowfags think Black Aly is a complete and total rando who killed Cole and that the Baratheon assassins were faceless men because of the episode titleBravo, Condal.
>>222129605>entire series is a spiel against absolute monarchy and blood right>ends with THE absolute monarch god-king with blood magicwhat is George's fucking problem?
>>222129584Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, stop kink shaming
>>222129547>>222129578And he still won't be king, GRRM already said it's Bran.In the books he feels he's more at home with the wildlings. I think he will willingly leave to explore outside the Wall.
>>222129603you cant rape your wife
>>222129605Season 8 made everyone hate that too much.
Was he meant to be a digger?
>>222129638>entire series is a spiel against absolute monarchy and blood rightI don't think it isI know GRRM is a liberal publicly but his writing betrays a lot of chud sensibilities
>>222129549George self-inserted as Samwell, it is known.
>>222129621Small wonder he had to Darkstar out.
>>222129635>Black Aly is a complete and total rando who killed ColeShe's just a random kill stealing rivercunt
Are they all as incompetent in the books, bookfags? Or is the show making them seem much more retarded than they actually were?
>>222129519Yeah Asoiaf always goes the traditional route and never subverts tropes
>>222129655I'm sure if you find your daughter with a black eye crying because her future husband simply wanted to, you'll think the same thing>only black guys-Then Aerys was a spiritual nigger and had to be removed
>>222128595that would be the incestuous schizos that lost their homeland, moishe. not western men who oppose them.
>plays as an innocent and weak princess>is actually pretty cunningpretty fitting for GRRM, and I honestly like her more as this than just a useless and meek princess
>the only innocents in the Rebellion are Ned, Robert and Rhaellagrim
>>222129635normgroids don't know who the fuck she is because she was never introduced as a character
>>222129638It'll be probably be like an elective monarchy (like the show but less stupid because they bring up that Starklings are connected everywhere with alliances/relatives for the vote) and change it that way. Bran's obviously the benevolent God Emperor of Dune version (and Game of Thrones already shades of this but medieval).
>>222129670>betrays a lot of chud sensibilitiesThat's just him being a hack and working off tropes
>>222129629>plot to usurp the throne>durrr why is the king mentally unstable and killing people for treasonGRRM is fond of self-fulfilling prophecies
>>222129686Not making him king is the expected choice which is why he'll flip it and make it happen.
>>222128960hunter schafer's nose
>>222129558What do you think this is; high literature?
>>222129676KEK, women would rather get raped by a mutilated freak than Sam
>>222129694And the Tullys, and the ArrynsReally the only rebels who went too far were the Lannisters who admittedly did go a bit beast mode
>>222129662grrm doesn't give a shit anon. he probably has written the books and will publish them as a dying wish to deliver the ending. he already said the ending is broadstrokes NOT that different but is missing some characters/execution.
>>222129693She's a martell anon making her an open conspirator is the least surprising thing he could do
>>222129710>I swear, I'm totally sane, the reason I'm firebombing the entire city is because you forced my hand by noticing I'm a lunatic
>>222129693>not realizing that by just looking at herAll dornishfags are spiritual kikes and brown so you can't relax around them
so basically it was all women's fault. based george
>>222129726Gilly got raped by her father and seemed to like Sam better
>1st wife does most of the planning and plotting>needs specific teen gf to make prophecy babyHe's a bit useless isn't he.
>>222129613Preston Jacobs can do things like reconstruct the entire plot of She-Wolves of Winterfell, he is not bottom tier
>>222129676I'm aware I just meant when writing up this part of the play
>>222129723It's suppose to be at least subversive
>>222129300Playing video games, going to school and hanging out with my friends. Sure I didn't have an arranged marriage with some slut but I also didn't like a luxurious and privileged life that 99% of the population couldn't hope to achieve.
>>222129769no he fulfilled the prophecy
>>222129638GRRM is from that era of writers, same as frank herbert
>>222129769>jobs in first battlemore like Rhaegar the Incompetent
>>222129767Only because she had a kid
How have you guys made Elia into a villain based on one piece of information that isn’t even incriminating? She seems to just be helping Rhaegar and his plans, which is her job as his wife and mother of his children
>>222129769this guy is also Jaqen H'gar says all the GOT loreschizos
>>222129716It’s such an expected choice that even when presented with the real irrefutable ending of bran becoming king; the Jon fans still think he’ll somehow end up le king. Same goes for dany fucks
>>222129769>>needs specific teen gf to make prophecy babyI wonder if this works on foids irl
>>222129638It's the Green/Children reclaiming Westeros through Bran. It makes sense.
>>222129770He's a retarded cia glownigger with a Norinco handler wife
>>222129804We hate womenIf Littlefinger burns the realm for love he's a based misunderstood chud but if Ashara dares to smooch Brandon she's a WHORE
>>222129804It's one guy.
>cucked littlefinger>cucked nedhe probably bullied them too. fucking jock
>>222129769>does nothing but root a woman and trip on schizo shit>has opportunity to seize power and fumbles it so badly the person he would seize it from laughs at him>gets his chest caved in still thinking he's relevantHis use was having sperm really
>>222129804shut up Doran, your sister was a scheming whore
>>222129432>Ashara got pumped and dumped by BrandonWell she IS dornish so it isn't all that surprising
>>222129818considering how a lot of cult leaders get lots of pussy, probably
>>222129770Kys
>>222129807No Jaqen is the real Aegon VI not Rhaegar
>>222129822How does being in the CIA affect his asoiaf content?
>what if.... I alluded to my protagonist having a tragic romance in his backstory, but then subverted it and it turned out he was cucked by his brother>nailed it
In a story that is constantly subverting tropes and expectations having the climax end up being about a prophetic chosen one actually being the hero would be a subversion in a way since it goes against all expectations set by the author. Jon Azor azhai is kino.
>>222129837>ignores all the stark yapping about the pack and creampies his little brother's crush
>>222129462
>>222129869Hi Preston Kill yourself
>>222129885it is known
>>222129790considering the fact that apparently robert beat gregor clegane at the harrenhal melee and he still managed to wound him a bit during the trident duel makes me respect rhaegar more
>>222129662GRRM once said the ending he planned is similar. We know bran is king (confirmed) obvious his characterization of bran is very unlike the show because the showruners hated him and fucked him up on purpose. dany will snap and die probably not sure what circumstances. sansa got saved by his wife, so maybe she becomes lady of the vale or of the north (if rickon dies) rather than queen. arya probably is gonna be next nymeria the explorer overseas (her direwolf foreshadows it). and jon will exile himself so he wouldn't threaten bran's claim, and leave beyond the wall with val, ghost and lady stone heart who has come to accept him as her son (which is what he wanted really).
so Ashara was basically just a red herring and complete throwaway character all along?
>>222129822>>222129857>>222129897Are you all the same guy or three different people who have a hate boner for Preston?
>>222129885Jon has always been Gurm's Aragorn though, that's why I'm confused.
>>222129921yes
>>222129869deep libtardism
>>222129837>cucks barristan toob-b-based???
>>222129662Maester Luwin said after. "One day you will be a good lord for Winterfell, I think.""No I won't." Bran knew he would never be a lord, no more than he could be a knight. "Robb's to marry some Frey girl, you told me so yourself, and the Walders say the same. He'll have sons, and they'll be the lords of Winterfell after him, not me.""It may be so, Bran," Ser Rodrik said, "but I was wed three times and my wives gave me daughters. Now only Beth remains to me. My brother Martyn fathered four strong sons, yet only Jory lived to be a man. When he was slain, Martyn's line died with him. When we speak of the morrow nothing is ever certain."
>>222129945Like George?
>>222129921Just something to take the readers mind off of r+l = j, always was
There is not a single iota of irrefutable proof that George said Bran will be kingAnytime this gets brought up without source it's by a samefag trying to push his fanfic
>>222129925How? He is the outcast bastard in a gay shithole throughout thy whole story doing nothing. Ned and Robb were Aragorn.
>>222129911It's not just the end states that matter, it's how they get thereI suspect Tyrion will end his arc as Lord of Casterly Rock in the books, but his journey to that ending will be much, much darker and more tragic than what GOT did with him
>>222129911>lady stone heart who has come to accept him as her son (which is what he wanted really).Actually, this sounds good. Jon kneeling to Bran would signal Cat to finally let go that grudge. I think Jon wanted more her love (as mother) than anything else.
>>222129921I don't know how you faggots tricked yourself into believing literally anything elseWhat possible relevance could she ever have to the plot? She's just some vague tragic doomed romance from the past.Darkstar, now THAT is an important character we should all pay attention to
>>222129925But will his tax policy be?
>>222129921yes nigga, did you not read the book?
>>222129962Hibbert’s Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon
>>222129908I’ll put a gold star sticker on rhaegars coffin for effort
>>222129968Flat
>>222129967>Darkstar, now THAT is an important character we should all pay attention tounironically, Darkstar will be the key to all of this
Is the play over
>>222129949>>222129837>Yeah I fucked Ashara, and Catelyn too. What's little Eddy gonna do?
>>222129982>no sourceI rest my case and accept your concession
>>222129958Yes but he's 30 years older so he comes off comparatively far more sane
why doesn't Eddard absolutely loathe his big brother? I would
The names in GOTiverse are like Korean names, everyone has the same like 10 names so its annoynig as fuck to follow the various characters when you have 50 aegons and what not
>>222129804lol you just know that elia got butthurt because the madlad king constantly told racist dornish jokes. good thing he didnt attend their wedding or he would have told the "how many dornishman does it take to fuck a goat?" one
>>222129964Well yeah probably. There will be a council (this was foreshadowed early on so the ending wasn't surprising) with a scene of Cat and Bran discussing how Aegon V was chosen as King. "Maybe the lords will gather again to hold a new council one day." Very on the nose.
>>222130022t. John Smith
>>222130032>>222130032>>222130032>>222130032IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING MOVE THIS MADNESS
>>222130013> It wasn’t easy for me. I didn’t want to give away my books. It’s not easy to talk about the end of my books. Every character has a different end. I told them who would be on the Iron Throne, and I told them some big twists like Hodor and “hold the door,” and Stannis’s decision to burn his daughter. We didn’t get to everybody by any means. Especially the minor characters, who may have very different endings.
>>222128586whore. I glad she died a horrible death. Piece of shit.
>>222128629mountain was the good guy. Thank god he raped and murdered her lmao
>>222128920Yes nerd. George also self inserts as every cock he describes. You can self-insert as more than one character or penis. There is no rule saying otherwise.
