HOLY KINO
>>222127980Why does she look content at the beginning?
>>222127980
>>222127980They've been doing this shit since Burton's Batman. Probably even earlier.
>>222127980oh wow we've only seen this shot in every single spider-man movie! including one already with zendaya where andrew caught her!
>>222127980Fuck you for tricking me into seeing that ugly ass bitches ape face. Fuck you zoomers for being obsessed with black men and trannies, Zendaya is your fault.
>>222127980He caught her
>>222128153I thought Bongistan was known for its well-trained actors. What happened?
>>222128038She was trying to commit suicide and freaked out when she opened her eyes and saw Spiderman coming to save her
>>222128218Superman The Movie essentially does it.
>>222127980Theyre such a great couple Im so glad this is every movie now
>>222128250yea but in the last movie tom dropped her and andrew had to fix his mistake. here he learns from what andrew did and doesn't drop her
>>222127980shoot your goo my dude
>>222127980DOG of a woman
>>222128411The only people who can be actors in the UK these days are from rich families, so it's less about getting well-trained actors in the current day and more like the people who stick it out and be unemployed for ages in central London looking for theatre gigs
>>222127980This is from the one with tobey and andrew garfield that came out a while back
>>222127980Why can't hollyjew with it's billions of dollars ever do convincing falling? Is it so much to ask for these actors to drop back into a net?
CGI is so bad now
>>222127980So what's the point of her falling over and over in every single movie if she never dies
>>222127980That looks like garbage
>>222127980not badfirst sequence of holland spidey that is actually directed god that retard watts was so fucking shit I hope he never works againpost more clips
>>222127980dogshit cgi + she falls in slow-motion
>run to mommyGPT for the most basic shitnuke india
Has the sex scene leaked yet?
Didn't Tobey Spiderman already do that?
>>222130093Every Spider-Man does it. If we take into the spiderverse lore seriously, it's a fixed point in time that all spider people have to go through at some point.
>>222130093in all three movies.1; mary jane on the bridge2; aunt may on the clock tower3; gwen stacy off the skyscraper.andrew did it in 2 but his gwen died, and he did it again with zendaya in that crossover as some redemption bullshit this >>222129024 sóyfag said.it's probably happened a lot in the new movies I wouldn't know I stopped watching capeshit after amazing spiderman 2
>>222129866funny you link her because she is in a bikini in this film. spidey (wearing his mask and swim trunks) gets in the pool and talks to yelena who lives in the same apartment building as him
>>222129866>>222130218https://x.com/marvel_hypeBR/status/2082224634703843497
>>222127980Should've let her die like gwen in andrew spiderman
>>22212798010/10 in Burgerkistan.
>>222127980post more spoilers
>>222128411She played a literal, non-metaphorical corpse dead on a table before being cast in Star Wars. Her talents are offscreen if you catch my subtle drift
I want to have anal sex wiith Zendaya
>>222127980SPIDER SLAM your gf into a dumpster
>>222130245hot
>Zendaya's alive
What was the post-credits scene?
>>222130245>This post is from a suspended account
pedro pascal must be ecstatic since zendaya has eclipsed him as the forced diversity plant
>>222133796my girlfriend said pedro pascal was hot and it bothered me for like three weeks straight
>>222130245It's gone. What was it?
>>222133820Spider-man gets into a bath with Florence Pugh and she molests him
>>222127980this is the best we get? A shit bait and switch subvert le expectation of an already done scene that was already referenced in the last movie with literally the same actress and even literally the same way of saving her???THAT'S THE POWER OF THE MCU NOW!!!!!!??????
Why does the CGI look so bad? Did Feige give up entirely?
>>222133884He gave up after Endgame
>>222133884When was the last time the MCU had good CGI? It was before Civil War but I can't pinpoint when.
>>222133924>afterLOL. Iron Man 3 ends with Tony retiring only for him to forget everything 1 movie later.
>>222127980bollywood and its consequences for the jews.
>>222133938Thor or CA The First Avenger.
>>222133938GOTG Vol 1
>>222133817im srry dude, you're dating a man
>>222133820clip of what >>222130218 said.
>>222133830I hope we see her naked
>>222133820https://x.com/Goodcbmtakes2/status/2082263783993421893
So like was Andrew’s Spider-Man just shitty at web slinging or something?
>>222134123I hope she stands up
>>222133748kek
>>222130218>bikiniThe journalists said it was a nude scene, refunding my fucking ticket
the way in which mj and ned remember peter is the most sonic the hedgehog power of friendship bullshit ever.>mj kisses spiderman (top half of face covered in mask) then she takes his mask off and says peter.>peter walks up to ned at the bodega and when he introduces himself and shake hands peter starts doing their secret handshake and ned's muscle memory kicks in and he says peter
>>222133997Pretty sure Iron Man 3 is why they stopped letting their hires have control of their own plots. For better and worse it seemed like they kinda let Shane Black do his own thing and he made a Last Action Iron Man movie that fucked them out of one of their big villains and continuity-wise doesn't make sense. Edgar Wright probably tried to do something similar with Ant-Man and was fucking dumpstered because they didn't want that shit to happen again. And for better or worse that means that they got what they wanted, cookie cutter movies that don't really do anything until they smash them together.
>>222129866That brown girl is super sexy
>>222134265She has big tits and a nice ass
>>222134251It was really because it left them an out if they couldn’t resign RDJ to a new deal. I agree with the cookie cutter model that followed though. Your analysis is on point in that regard.
>>222127980I'M COMIN' MJSKEET SKEETHe tanked that btw
>>222134265i agree but i also think her sister is hotter
>>222127980you just know a riot broke out in mumbai theaters when this scene happened
>>222133938To me, it seems to be project to project. Like it's entirely determined by whoever is heading it and there's no unifying production studio or a person(s) at the top, like Feige seemed to be originally, but even then you still ended up with weird shit, like Kenneth Branagh injecting dutch angles in Thor (2011).Thunderbolts, for instance, had some really good stylistic use of visuals and CGI, and nothing in it really stood out as bad. Meanwhile, like three months earlier, Brave New World came out, which is one of the ugliest films in the franchise, rivaling Black Panther. And yet at the same time both of those films also have some of the better action sequences in the franchise, despite having some of the ugliest VFX sequences.And then, just when you think it can't get any stranger and fucked up, Fantastic Four releases. Which may well be legitimately the ugliest film ever produced, despite my genuine fondness of the retro-futuristic theme.ALL THAT BEING SAID, I'd say Doctor Strange is the best overall looking film in the franchise. It has a necessary emphasis on CGI and pulls it off almost flawlessly with almost every sequence being memorable for the right reasons. Only hiccup IMO was the astral projection surgery sequence, which looked a bit awkward.
>>222134296Amazing hips too>>222134337Never knew she had a sister but I think I still prefer Geraldine. We can do a two man, as the kids say
>>222134100Women are obsessed with that spic
>>222134392what about Dr. Strange 2
the scene from the trailer where spidey is slow mo jumping at the group of ninjas while they slow mo jump at him is pretty awesome. better be in the final film
>>222127980Why is the screen so bright it's hurting my eyes
>>222133748both are cute black women to be fair>>222134265poopslop
>>222129660
>>222134525I'd take a jeeta over a black girl desu
>>222128153charismatic as hell
>>222130245ITS GONE ANYONE SAVE IT??
>>222134100what does this even mean? I fucking hate this site
Last appearance of Nedward Lames Almos...
>>222127980I thought that was Michael Jackson at the beginning lel
>>222127980i've seen monkeys make the same face when you show them a banana
>>222128419KEK
at least the effects look a little better than the last 3
>>222127980>Again?
The worst part of multiculturalism is having to deal with ugly foreign women
>>222127980Yo, this finna'd be fire on a phone.
>>222128038People who survive jumping suicides all say they regret it immediately after they leave whatever they are jumping from. And thats all of them. Its not a good way to go despite how quick a death it is
>>222129184Say what you want about The Amazing Spider-Man movies but Gwen Stacy's death is fucking brutal. I can't remember if her neck snaps or if the back of her head hits the ground despite the web, but the idea he was so close to saving her is just sad.
diversity is the death of creativity
>>222135642>People who survive falls meant to kill them that leave them still depressed and now having to live with a ruined body regret itGee. I wonder why.
>>222135642Humans simply hate the feel of falling normally. So me people don't and obviously you can get used to it, but generally it's very uncomfortable. I'm constantly throwing myself upward in a half-awake state when I sleep on my back because sometimes it just feels like I suddenly falling down a dark pit.
>>222135668They could always just try again assuming they're not paraplegic. Just crawl up those steps or take the elevator.
>>222135711I assume the fear of surviving with an even worse outlook is even worse the second time around. I know when I was severely suicidal it was the only thing that kept me from trying. I couldn't imagine it after one failed attempt.
>>222135683Stop drinking or get your inner ear checked
>>222134265>>222134707>brown AND hip dips
>>222135762It's probably the drinking. But I don't particularly hate falling, just on my back. I used to cliff jump at my hometown's lake. It definitely happens even if I'm not drinking though. I was sober for like 8 months and it still happened, but probably less.
She won't die in piderman because the reason Zenyatta keeps getting shoved into fucking everything is to convince zoomers that rude, ugly, flat chested and flat arsed brown women are attractive. Literally every movie she has that fuck ugly scowl on her ugly face. I will not accept the Jewish psyop, I love blonde women with big tits and i'm not afraid to say it. It's why they tried to cancel Sydney Sweeney. We can't have blonde Stacey taking pride in her big tits and fat ass can we? oy vey Sydney put on the dog costume, the only time we sexualise 10's is when they are being prostituted.
>>222135995>not liking hip dips
>>222128038Jean Grey possesses her and makes her jump then she wakes up mid fall.
>>222127980Post more op I need the hulk fight
>>222136345hiplet detected
>>222136371Go to the cinema, poorfag
>>222135668Theres a cool documentary about suicide bridges and they interviewed survivors from the Golden Gate Bridge. You hit the water at 70mph so for most people you pretty much die on impact or get fucked up and drown. But the survivors all say you immediately regret jumping like in air. I was surprised how many suicide bridges there are desu
>>222136413>But the survivors all say you immediately regret jumping like in air.Most suicidal people don't actually want to die. So obviously at the last second their survival instinct kicks in.
She (or is she a he? I'm genuinely not sure), ruins the whole experience for me. Why did they even cast her(him)? So annoying to watch.
>>222127980I'm not joking when I say I honestly don't believe this is real footage anymore these new movies are so bad. The word soullessness only scratches the surface. There's literally nothing authentic about it, not one single element.
>>222136398Cringe
>>222135737That pretty teenage girl who tried shooting herself after a breakup or some other dumb teenage shit, and only succeeded in destroying her face and surviving is such a brutal story. They ending up grafting some dead woman's face onto what was left of hers.
>>222136413One woman who survived a jump from a bridge described time slowing down as soon as she jumped, and realizing that every problem in her life had a solution other than having just jumped off a bridge
>>222136798Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. It's pretty impressive how much impact it has on your perception of time.
>>222136413>I was surprised how many suicide bridges there are desuNigga every bridge is a suicide bridge if you jump off of it with the express purpose to kill yourself
>>222127980She looked like monkey when she opened her mouth.
>>222130245Holy bad steroid usage and shitty genetics
>>222135995DIPPA
>>222136413The truth is that most problems in life are fixable. It's just that you need the appropriate impetus.
>>222129866>POV: You're a chud's resume about to be thrown out
>>222137220idea for movieman tries to kill himself by jumping off bridge and experiences time slowing downdoesn't die due to freak anti-accident realises that when he's just about to die, time always slows down for himlearns to trick his body by nearly dying e.g taking poison he knows he has the antidote for, or starts accelerating car towards brick wall but brakes are last minutes ...then uses time slowdown to perform feats e.g. robs bank too fast for people to notice becomes reluctant hero it's kind of like a mixture of Crank and The Flash ....C R A S H
>>222127980My expectations! Subverted! I tip my hat to you Marvel!
>>22213891190 minute made for tv moviebut i do like thoseit's just a slight off of groundhog day/happy death day
>>222128153
>>222136351jean sounds like an asshole in the movie
Can't watch. She's just so damn ugly.
>>222138911I'd watch it
>>222133748lol
>let’s shit on ASM2 morebased
>>222135737sameI've seen too many rekt thread webms of people surviving a jump with bones sticking out.They probably died soon after but they're still moving a limb or their face and breathing laying there bleeding.
>>222136398not poor but definitely not worth it
>>222136450>Most suicidal people don't actually want to die.So I'm in the minority, great.
>>222136315She isnt box office poison, she can keep her mouth shut and not go on tour talking about brown power. Women love her who are the biggest media consumers. Im not her biggest fan but I get it. But them not going for another romance after thev3rd movie that ended with a hard cut off from his old life. Is really really lazy and low risk.
>>222136351why would Jean Grey do that? she's a good person
>>222140856 because she just got her powers and because of this is easily manipulated, the jackal is controlling jean gray to control other people
>>222140892Woah cool, so we're going to have Ben and Kaine, this might be interesting
>>222127980Did they really do this shit again?
Avengers: Doomsday Act TwoAct Two:Reed (with HERBIE), Sam, Yelena, Shang-Chi, and Sentry take a QuinJet to Earth-10005. They land at X-Mansion and suddenly Nightcrawler appears aboard and attacks the group. Afterwards they roam the mansion on edge, while Nightcrawler lingers in the shadows behind them. They make it to the Danger Room and this is where Mystique confronts them. Yelena ignores Reed's commands and attacks Mytsique. It's a good fight, Mystique shapeshifts into Yelena herself and then Natasha, giving Yelena a good scare. Yelena does end up getting the upper hand. Shang-Chi fights Gambit. This is described as the most 'even' fight here, no one really gets the upper hand. Reed fights Deadpool. It'll end with the scene in Deadpool 2 where he sits on Cable's face, with it being Reed's. Cyclops appears, and fights Sam. Cyclops apparently 'destroys' Sam Wilson here. All this fighting is broken up when Beast emerges, he's the one who breaks out of the stairs in the trailer. Beast takes them to Monica Rambeau, who has been stuck on Earth-10005 and is very sick because of it. Beast explains to Reed that her presence makes their Earth suffer Incursions at a faster rate. So Beast had to create an antimatter bomb, capable of destroying whole planets. We learn that X-Men like Storm have passed on from prior Incursions. The X-Men have lost a lot. Reed also talks with Charles and Magneto, it's here where Reed can convince them of his plan. Gambit flirts with Yelena which pisses Bob/Sentry off.
Back on Earth-616, Steve and Thor depart from their group and head to the TVA. The problem is, they find it destroyed and littered with bodies of its agents. Mobius is there, just arriving himself. Mobius helps Steve and Thor locate Loki, who's dead at the bottom of his throne. His heart has been ripped out of his body. Mobius helps Steve and Thor discover a 'green hooded' figure caused this. He even finds exactly where they came from. So Steve and Thor head off to Earth-10005. Meanwhile Mobius stays behind at the TVA to see what help he can be...Steve and Thor get back to Earth-10005 before Victor returns himself. They telleveryone that Victor has been playing them. This is when Doom comes back and he looks.... Well now like the trailers. Reed is very confused and doesn't want to believe Victor has done such a thing. He screams in Victor's face. But unfortunately, he has. Victor unleashes about a half dozen Sentinels on the Avengers and X-Men. The teams combine into one to fight them off. Deadpool however, dips out of there vowing to find the proper reinforcements. Doctor Doom has a quick fight with Thor, where he blocks the Stormbreaker attempt with two fingers and then hurls Thor away with one punch. He also has a good fight against Shang-Chi, he steals and absorbs the Ten Rings from him. Shang-Chi doesn't back down though, he relies on pure MMA to fight Doom, so he gets beat badly. Doctor Doom has a great fight against Magneto here, where Magneto somewhat does damage against Victor. Victor however injures Magneto in the end. Mystique and Nightcrawler both unfortunately die by Doom. During the Sentinel attack, one hurts Yelena, and this finally brings Sentry back out of Bob. He easily destroys all of the Sentinels but because of this, he turns into the Void. The Void attacks the Avengers and X-Men and this allows Victor to head to Cerebro.
He uses Cerebro to locate something, and then plants a device into it that explodes and starts the collapse of the X-Men universe. Meanwhile Charles has gone into Bob's mind and reaches Bob. Charles is able to help Bob get rid of the Void entirely, and stops his attack. Victor has already secretly infiltrated HERBIE as well, who has the QuinJet ready for Victor when he returns with a kidnapped Steve. Reed pleads with Victor, who then delivers his 'one day you'll forgive me' line before leaving. The X-Men and Avengers have to board the X-Men's ship instead and take off to Earth-616 while Earth-10005 ceases to exist from reality...The problem is that when they arrive they see the team there has been attacked as well. Sue is absolutely FURIOUS as Victor has taken Franklin from her. Before getting there themselves, Victor stopped there and attacked the group, and kidnapped Franklin. The Avengers, F4, and X-Men have to regroup. Everyone but Thor that is, heads to Earth-828 to meet up with the team there at Baxter Building. People like Bucky are irate that Steve was taken while Johnny and Ben are irate because Franklin is. Sue tells Reed she's pregnant again, but with a girl this time. Everyone kind of gets their head back into the game here. This is when Sue drops her speech about how wrong they were about Victor. They all vow to stop Victor and save the Multiverse using the same powers he stole. Thor back on Earth-616 prays to Odin. Odin grants Thor a Valhallan Army. This includes Jane Foster, Heimdall, and Loki from Infinity War. The final Incursion starts, and it's just Earth-616 vs Earth-828. The F4, Avengers, and X-Men come to Latveria from Baxter Building while Thor and his army come from the Earth on the horizon...
Victor has Steve back at his castle in Latveria. Franklin is there too. Turns out Victor was simply picking up on what Steve was telling about Loki. When he said he had to go home, Victor did go home. But he had his second in command, Doctor Strange locate the TVA for him. They went to it and both destroyed and killed everyone there. Doom personally ripped Loki's heart out of his chest. His heart is now in view, along with some sort of book. This is where Victor comes clean to Steve. Victor says to Steve he was much like him, a family man. Victor studied the Multiverse long before it started to collapse. He met his wife Valeria and had a son with her. So one day ten years ago when he was conducting a routine experiment, an anomaly happened when Loki moved Steve to Earth-828 which caused the experiment to go haywire. It caused his wife and son to die, along with horrendously disfiguring him. This is why he prefers to be seen in armour. He reveals his 3 witches as well. One transforms into Peggy and brings out a complacent James. Steve is horrified when Victor goes tit for tat and murders James in front of him. The 3 witches are Death (Green), Ancient One (Orange), and Clea (purple). Victor corrupted both Strange and Clea when they ventured into the Dark Dimension, to believe only he himself can save the Multiverse. Victor sits on his throne as he prepares his team and Doombots against the invaders. He orders Strange to start conducting a spell from the Book, using both Loki's heart and Franklin himself. A Hulk variant is also a part of Victor's team here. Victor's main purpose here is simple: allow the final incursion to happen and reshape the Multiverse to resurrect his dead family...
Avengers Doomsday: Act ThreeAct ThreeTo catch everyone up to speed this is the final climatic battle. The heroes come to Latveria from Baxter Building while Thor and his new Valhallan army comes from Earth-616. Doctor Doom and his team have prepared for this attack. He has his 3 witches, the Hulk variant, and hundreds of Doombots. Deadpool makes his return after ditching the heroes on Earth-10005. He comes with Spider-Man (Tom Holland), Captain Marvel, etc. Now there's quite a lot that happens in this final battle much like any Avengers final battle so I'll make it easier for you all and jot point it:The Things fight the Hulk variantNamor and Shuri work together, Namor causes the destruction of many Doombots with a TsunamiDoctor Strange is the only one from Doom's team that doesn't participate, this is because he's doing the spell that involves Franklin, Loki's heart, and the book Doom stole from Earth-10005Doom will fight Thor again and Thor does lose his arm, Doom tears it offBucky is the big death to happen. Doom murders him, which brings the Avengers and Thunderbolts together once and for alllSteve really gets traumatized by Doom, murdering both James and BuckySentry has his biggest moment and tries to slow the Incursion between the two Earths to buy the heroes time. He does so by stopping it for a good chunk of time with his BARE F'N HANDSCyclops, Sam, and Reed are the only three to get inside Doom's castle. They fight Doom and actually do quite well, but in the end it's just too late...
The heroes simply run out of time, Strange nearly does so himself but just completes the spell in time. Because of this Victor can finally reshape the Multiverse. So while reality ceases to exist, Victor saves it. We're now on Battleworld. Victor has gotten what he's wanted. His family is back: Sue as his wife, Franklin as his son, a girl is there too (unborn daughter of Sue's). He's also resurrected Steve to be Captain Hydra and join his team, along with him is Namor and Thor with the Valhallan army now as the Thor corps. Deadpool is a part of his corps too. Strange, Death, Clea, and Ancient One all remain. Everyone has simply forgotten who they were, come from, they only know Doom as their God. We end eerily similar to Infinity War: Doom sits down (on his throne) and has won...Battleworld is remnants of the Earth's involved in the final Incursion (616 & 828)Remnants of Baxter Building and Avengers Tower will be seen, his castle stays in tack **Post-Credits Scene:**Wolverine and Tobey's Spider-Man are not dead! They also possess something VERY important.... Their memory.....
>>222127980where's the little hand? lmao
>Zendaya>Sadie SinkWell the ugly zoomers are here
>>222127980bro she can't act for shit
>>222141069Sometimes I forget how dumb that movie was.
>>222141056Okay, but does Walker get a good scene at least?
>>222141342idk I just copied from some Google doc that leaked the first act yesterdayhope he does though I like us agent
>>222141171I'M ACTING
>>222136351Women love never being accountable for their actions, even when they get saved by the hero
>>222128411She's not an actress, she's just a whore. The UK is filled with them.
>>222136398>paying good money for a racewashed MJGet better standards, zoomer
someone post a mega
>>222141409>she dont bite
>>222134246in that scene your describing, mj doesn't actually remember who peter is that's jean controlling her and making peter think she remembers him. after this event peter gives mj the note and explains everything to her but she doesn't want to go back to peter and says she doesn't know him but feels bad about rejecting him. ned on the otherhand does actually remember him after the handshake. Movie ends with ned and peter friends again but peter still single and hurt from the mj rejecetion.
>>222141573that being said it's implied mj isn't written out of the story forever because in peter's closing monologue it cuts to mj laying on the couch touching the black dahlia necklace
>>222127980Didn't they already do this in the last movie?
>>222141653yea it's showing how he learned from his mistake
>>222140892they are still going to kill her, right? you can't let someone who does all that in the trailer (and much more in the movie I assume) let loose
>>222140483Sounds horrifying. Dont understand why such people don't just swallow a bunch of pills and go to sleep.
>>222128419was it because she had planned that school shooting?
>>222140892>>222140947>>222141779Jackal is not in the movie
>>222141779>Spidey "It's ok Jean, I understand why you were going through...">Punisher puts two on the back of her head painting Spidey's face red>Spidey "What the actual fuck Frank! bueeagh why did you bueeegh"I hope
>>222127980This looks so cheesy. Reminds me of ASM2.
>>222141573Thanks I hate it, the friends are the worst part of nuSpiderman.
>>222127980weak af let her fall, the tragedy would be more kino
>>222128411Harvey got cancelled. He was the gatekeeper.
>>222128411Good bong actors come from theatre. She went to an acting school but did fuck all before Star Wars, literal bartender.
>>222127980I hate niggers.
>>222133748OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>222129660>all-or-nothing piecewise application of the effect of airdraglmao
>>222128153Why does this trigger incels so hard?
>>222127980>Muttdaya>kinoGet the fuck out.
>>222127980>Zendaya kills herself by leaping into a dumpsterAppropriate.
>>222136798Sounds like an made up story from an attention seeker who survived an attention seeking stunt
>>222128153seriously
>>222141435you sound browncan you prove otherwise
>>222127980I am so tired of this bitch
>>222135642that's just a reflex kicking in, a reflex isn't indicative of the true you
>>222141388Post act 1, why post 2 and 3 only
