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Are they the most talented wife/husband duo in the history of the industry?
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she's pure muse, no talent. rob is zero energy without her though.
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>>222130407
Are they the perfect couple?
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>>222130418
theyre peak codependence
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>>222130451
Isn’t that kinda good?
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>>222130987
better than nothin
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Her nude, Thunder Kiss 65, and Devil's Rejects are kino.
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>>222131712
She has nudes???
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Every sexy girl probably wants a white and mysterious doesn't afraid of anything movie making bf for her to be sexy in.
It's like a match made in some death row genius's typewriter.

First there was Sherri's ass. And is was good. Then Rob parted that ass and said it was good. And then serial killers shot cops.
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>>222130249
He’s a pussy asshole and she’s nothing special.
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>>222131827
Why don’t you like him?
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>>222131858
He had his community skatepark shut down over noise complaints. He’s a poser bitch.
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He should stick to music. This meme about him being talented in film is retarded and I'm tired of people perpetuating this blatant lie.
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>>222131858
White zombie sucksaand his movies are meh, he's also a millionaire by mediocrity.
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>>222132090
>Now I fuck chickens as hard as you might believe. But Rhode Island Red? No that aint my style. I like em nice and tight. Bantam. You sweet talk that little thing, draw a line to it's beak, hypnotisin, you can have your own porn as long as the poultry doesn't say no it's not no know what i'm sayin, it's rape but it's not getting on your record, who's she gonna tell? The colonel?
You fuck chickens?
>Hell no! I'm just trying to sell these little motherfuckers some hippy pussy tried to free from the farm. I call this one just the tip and this one over easy. They can't take nothing. But they'll give you companionship to your old age, unless the world tries to eat them biy are they tasty, cooked. Way back when volcanoes were where the restaraunts would be.
What about this one?
>Ahh I knew you had some class, this is Suzie. She don't ask no Q&A. She's mute. Except for chicken language and if the lawyers can tell i'm hungry from my ass hurts they probably chickens themselves.
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>>222130249
Sherri did alright for a groupie, ended up riding the coattails of her rock star boyfriend to be on the silver screen. Could have been a lot worse.
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>>222130249
I dunno but I'm about 98% sure he pimps her out at private screenings of his movies.
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>>222132053
Rob Zombie is a good director he just shouldn't write the scripts as well. He's especially bad with dialogue.
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>>222132009
Why didn’t Bam ever build the skatepark?
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>>222130249
I pooped my pants
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>>222131827
She's decent now and was hot 20 years ago.

>>222132053
Lords of Salem was actually good.
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>>222130249
No thats John Cassevetes & Gena Rowlands, but I do like RZs flicks more than the average /tv/ retard
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>>222130249
I'm not exaggerating when I say House of 1000 Corpses is one of the greatest experimental films since Stan Brakhage. That being said each film he's done is worse than the last and he's somewhat of a one trick pony.
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>>222131827
>and she’s nothing special.
I think she's heavenly
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>>222133134
its not linear like that but he did start making straight garbage around 2010
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>>222133134
31 was fun
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>>222133089
She still looks good for her age because she never had kids, that's the secret to women ageing better. Giving birth and breast feeding literally sucks the life out of them.
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>>222130249
Is Rob zombie jewish
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>>222133232
nah then hollywood would be full of 10s instead of wall'd 4s. probably from sunlight.
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>>222133232
>She still looks good for her age
She looks like any other cig mom that isn't a ham planet in the south
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>>222133266
Wrong
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>>222133319
Actually God just spoke to me and said I'm right and only devils would try to sway me by posting "Wrong"
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>>222133352
Meds when?
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>>222133232
This meme needs to die, I mean just look at picrel with her daughter. What really gets women is letting themselves go, instead of having a rejuvenation program
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He did Sean dirty.
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>>222130249
Has he ever made a good movie? I only remember his shitty Halloween movies
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>>222130249
Whenever I see Rob without the makeup, only one thought comes to mind:

ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL.
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>>222133626
House of 1,000 Corpses is half a of a great movie.
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>>222133408
He also told me you'd say that
Post nose and dreads Rob Zomstein
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>>222133788
it's edited like a music video for no reason really
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>>222133626
House of 1000 corpses, Lords of Salem. Halloween 2 wasn't bad.
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>>222133864
Yeah, but there’s some legitimately good shit in there. It could be unfucked into something legit, I know it.
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>>222133788
i have fond memories of 18 year old me completely ignoring 2/3rds of movie to fool around with hot woman in her 30s instead
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>>222134344
Noice.
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>>222133412
child birth wrecks them forever bro
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>>222133626
House of 100 corpses, devils rejects, 31, Halloween 2
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>>222134504
>31
Based. I was going to mention this but thought I'd get mocked
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>>222134544
It’s a fun goofy movie and it’s interesting enough throughout
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>>222134599
The ludicrous nature of death head and sex head justifies the movie alone
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>>222134671
Based
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>>222133889
>>222134504
Why are you guys skipping the first Halloween?
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>>222135262
It was ok but I felt he put his twist on the second one more than the first
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>>222133743
Hot
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>>222133219
I liked it but it was just decent. His first 3 were truly amazing.
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>>222135952
I hated lords of Salem it was boring as hell
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>>222131712
Honestly I think House of 1000 Corpses is better, it’s borderline trash but is incredibly charming and strange and the perfect length for what it is
I’d like to see him take another crack at something original like Lords of Salem. That was kino
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>>222130249
For a second I was really impressed with how good the two of them still look... then I noticed the poster in the background
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>>222136028
House is legit a fun watch
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>>222136028
>House of 1000 Corpses is better
Not that anon, but I only really like that final act when shit just gets weird.
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The Dragula video is the only Rob Zombie thing I've ever seen/heard. I don't feel like I missed much.
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>>222134481
>>222133232
Shalom.
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>>222134344
Beyond based.
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>>222136278
exactly! you get
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>>222136028
Itt started so strong and then lost the plot in the third act
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>>222130451
the psych industry renaming love "co-dependence" and telling you it's bad is the most directly evil thing they ever tried and nobody even seemed to notice
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>>222137733
its not the best
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>>222131772
Surprisingly, not really.
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>>222136846
How about the Beavis and butthead thing
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>>222133864
the reason is Rob is actually one of the most influential music video directors too and came up with that style



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