>In the heart of Manhattan’s Little Italy, where mob bosses rule and faith is fading, Father Joe, a man of God unlike any other, wages a secret war – single-handedly busting crime rings and turning the city’s underworld into his congregation. As the stakes rise and the network runs deeper, Joe must forge unlikely alliances, cross sacred lines, and take his war beyond the walls of the church to save the lives no one else can. Confess, repent, pay, or face the consequences.>Starring Kiefer Sutherland as the titular vigilante priest, Al Pacino as a ruthless mob boss, and Ever Jovovich as a troubled young woman caught between danger and redemption. The film will premiere at the 2026 Venice Film Festival; early buzz indicates it’s strong contender for Best Picture
>>222130974Big hat
>>222130974>early buzz indicates it’s strong contender for Best PictureI assume this is not true
>We'll make diamonds from their tight little assesWhat did he mean by this?
>>222130974This is parody. Nobody would make a film that sounds that stupid.
>>222130974i miss this mofo like you wouldn't fucking believe. 24 is the greatest TV show ever. ok the greatest action drama. so much better than it had to be when you look at schlock like Alias.
>>222131787Nobody but Luc Besson lmao Hopefully Ever’s first topless scene
A jew playing a murderous catholic priest? OI VEY
>>222132100Kiefer is not Jewish
>artistic boomerslopcould be kino
>>222130974>woke slop disguised as non woke starring Mila's ugly ass kidhard pass
Father Joe will return in The Pope's Exorcist 2
>>222130974Little Italy barely exists in NYNYC now has Little Mexico/SA, Little PR, Chinatown and Little Egypt (for Mandummy's type of peeps)
Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland
>>222130996Pacino looks disgusting. Can these faggot boomers just fucking die already?
Nah.
>>222130974>Ever Jovovich as a troubled young woman caught between danger and redemptionA whore.
>>222132172It’s set in the 90s
Luc Besson married a woman he fucked since she was 13. France is simply too based. Anglosphere moralfaggotry is insufferable. All the grooming shit on the internet, zoomers ruining each other's lives with google docs over sexting 17 year olds. Or worse, some fucking drawings. Xitter completely encourages this shit too, community notes going "uhm this poster is a pedophile!" and guy sent a dick pick to a teenage whore or jerked off to anime in Discord.Euros have it much easier, anglos are insane. I think latinxxx also act in this morlafagging way. What a shitty ass continent.
>>222132172>MandummyDesignated /tv/ Mossad brigade is assblasted I see
I see the kiefemeister ran out of money again
>>222132456>again He was never an A-lister.
>>222132538He was kinda in the Brat Pack. Brat Pack-adjacent, if you will.
>>222132149Milla’s kid is cute, though
>>222130974>Jack Bauer turns religious its crusadin' time
>>222130974>The Italian MafiaWhat is this, 1992? Gotti Junior got nabbed in 2008 and it was over small potatoes shit like loansharking and dealing small amounts of cocaine. What's the entire NYC Mafia count? 70 people? What do they do? Steal and flip cars?>Little ItalyThat's rich. It hasn't been Italian in a fuckin' century. Staten Island or Howard Beach would be more fitting.
>>222133524This. I hate crime movies after a certain point because they're never in the eras where these criminal empires started and had the most power.
>>222132423we can hate kikes, muslims AND rich, brown occultists larping as muslims. we don't have to pick one
>>222130974Italian mob?what about nigger gangs
>>222132321Even in the 90s Little Italy was barely a presence.
>>222130974Hell yeah! Is this the movie with Ever Anderson as the lolita? Been waiting for this forever. Filming had to stop mid project for a while not sure why.
>>222131694For you.
>>222134733Yeah thats the one. She was stranded in Bulgaria for months so I hope it was worth it
>>222130974Fuck yes.
Never will I ever.
>>222132181It's not Pacino anymore.
>>222132016Fuck yes. >>222132150FUCK. YES.
>>222132924KEK
>>222134084Not a thing
>>222130974>Al Pacino as a ruthless mob bossGuaranteed to be complete shit. Time was, Pacino was the mark of kino. But that was a very long time ago.
>>222130974he looks like big boss