>>222131085I'm not American.
>>222131085I used to whale a lot and got up to 250 pounds, but I'm committed to eating no more than 1000 calories per day until I look presentable without a shirt
>>222131455There is zero justification for a pizza from Domino's costing that much.
>>222131085every mealEvery.Single.Meal.
I've been fat for over 20 years of my life. The biggest I've been is 300, the lightest as an adult? 208. I can't seem to go under that number.
>>222131645you should eat half of what you eat and take a walk every day
>>222131455What the fuck are those prices lmao
>>222131590>>222132731look at all the toppings, that shit adds up
Your kino snack, sir.
>>222131085my favorite part is when he said "it's whalin' time" and whaled all over his daughter
>>222131085>be 44>no wife no kids no job>about $500,000 in a mutual fund and various stocks >wake up at 10:00AM>make gin and tonic>drink all day watching Seinfeld and 90’s movies>masturbate to Aurora Snow and Gauge and Daisy Taylor videos>neighbor kid comes over and tells me about his social life>order cheese pizza >repeat
>>222135617I'm in the same boat. All I do is work, play video games, and drink. Because I don't go anywhere I have a substantial amount of money saved which will likely go to my niece and nephew. I do wish the cute neighbor girl would try to save me though.
do you guys remember this thread
>>222135913>i can fit in the druk threads no problem>i look at whale threads and wonder why can't these animals control themselves>they probably wonder the same about meIn fairness, I'd rather have an alcohol addiction than food
>>222136386really? alcohol would kill you way sooner than being obese would
>>222136435I've quit drinking a few times and it's a lot easy than quitting a food addiction. Imagine quitting drinking but you still need to have three beers a day.
>>222131455>Spending nearly $50 bucks for a shitty name brand pizza and a tiny side + delivery fee + tipFucking retarded
>>222136523Can you truly call yourself a whale unless you impulsively overspend for slop?
>>222131085I soloed one of those comically huge New York pizzas in a couple hours. It was loaded with sausage and pepperoni too. I wasn’t even that full, pretty sure I got McDick’s later that day. You don’t really understand how embarrassing it is to be a whale until you stop being one, I’m in decent shape now and getting better
>>222136589>impulsively overspend for slopI do, but i do it the smart way and go to walmart. You can get 5 frozen pizzas at walmart for $50
>>222131689Best I can do is twice that much and no walking
>>222136471>he's never had to taper to 3 beers a day
>>222136523$50 is literally nothing
>>222131085well I just ate two (2) protein bars instead of one
>>222136711But imagine having to have three beers a day for the rest of your life. You'll have to be careful not to overdo it and drink 9 more if you have a bad day for example. Which is easy for alkies to do.Obese people are the same way. They eat normally but they easily gorge on 10k calories a day on a bad week.
>>222135846I sold my car to the neighbor kid for $444.44 and I framed the check and hung it on my wall then I went and bought a new car for $22,000 a little over a week ago. The kid’s real dad is in prison and his mom and stepdad work 50+ hours a week at warehouse jobs. The kid randomly stops by a couple times a week and I sort of teach him about investing in stocks and real estate as I sip cocktails and workout while wearing my Rocky Balboa Italian Stallion bathrobe all day. It’s not an exciting life but it’s not bad either. Don’t hope a woman will save you, nobody is coming to save you and there’s nothing you need to be saved from anyway.
>>222136747>t. zoomer
>>222136897I wish I had a young man who would take a liking to me and I could mentor him and show him the support I never got.
>>222136965Coz u gay
>>222131455>no saucekinda based desu
>>222136909I was born in 86 chud
>>222131085when i took my last final of college, i took a 40 min subway ride to the only White Castle in New York and ate this over the course of an evening
>>222131455You could have just gotten the 9.99 deal and gotten 2 larges. more 'za for the money
I ate a whole Digiorno® Supreme pizza in one sitting once
>>222131085all day every day. I weigh 800 lbs.
>>222131085Just his face gives me agony. >>222131645Why dont you just fast?
>>222137129Then you'd know those prices are ridiculous. Unless you're one of those fags that spends large amounts of money on worthless garbage just to say "I can". Enjoy your future of endless debt
>>222136965He got suspended for getting in fights and his real dad went to prison for beating him and his mom. He thought the go carts for sale in my driveway were mine but I’m just letting my friend sell them here because I’m on a main street and the kid somehow talked me into selling him my car even though it wasn’t for sale and I realized the kid’s got hustle in him. I have the greatest parents imaginable but I still got into a lot of trouble when I was a teen and I’m trying to make this kid focus on getting laid but being smart about it,maka not getting a girl pregnant. You know the whole “For having lost but once your prime, You may forever tarry.” kind of thing.
