>An entire generation of losers thought this dogshit was "deep" Grim. The movie is absolute fucking SHIT.
Just saw a trailer for this yesterday. What THE FUCK happened to A24!?
>>222131792They need to make money in-between releasing stuff that doesn't have mass appeal.
OP got filtered. It's opinion has no value. Hide the thread immediately.
>>222131963>t.film school dropout tryhard
>>222131747Why does EVERY modern film in existence have to have some measure of homosexual tension nowadays? I'm getting sick of it.
>>222131963Pseudointellectual spotted.
>>222131747I liked the movie, I wouldn’t say it was deep.
>>222131747post your broccoli hair,zoom zoom
>>222131747Who ever said it was deepIts just a comfy bro comedy
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>>222131747It's visual eye candy with some fun scenes but yeah the story goes nowhere and it doesn't really say anything, sadly this is basically true of every Eggerts film. He's like 'unique style (sometimes), no substance' the filmmaker.
>>222131747>t.chronic farter
>>222131747You just made the Jay Bauman's of the world very, very, very, very, VERY upset OP.
>>222131747>FortniteWhat did he meant by this ?
>>222132353A "fortnight" is old-timey speak for "a long time" two weeks essentially.
Didn't think it was deep at all just thought it was entertaining, good writing, well acted, and well directed. One of the better A24 films. Dafoe is a treasure and Pattinson has aged into one of the best young actors
>>222132436It was none of those things though?
>>222132490>It was none of those things though?
>>222132436All true
>>222132530Yes, correct. Your dumb little picture proves and changes, nothing.
>>222132353he was talking about the video game fortnite actually
Who asked?
>>222132414Why did people use the name of the game as the slang for two weeks? I can't think of a link
>>222132490>Dafoe and Pattinson give iconic performances, Pattinson is like hes never been before and both seem like men from an older era>writing starts as casual workplace and isolation tension and seems fine and slowly becomes unhinged, all their discussions are great and the spilled your beans part is great, definition good writing >whole movies looks great and perfectly looks old like intended, great directionIt is all of those things and film enjoyed agree, youre probably just an autist that gets triggered by A24 because its McDonald's arthouse in your enlightened opinion except eggers nails has his movies and is one of the only directors that successfully uses white casts in mainstream films
>>222131747>deepNo one says that, it was a fucking comedy. Two dudes get drunk and fuck around on an island, it's a funny movie.
>>222132642No, you see... It's a play on words. The original game was based around building forts and holding out during a makeshift, supernatural "night" fighting gay little zombies.
>>222132713Right but what did two weeks have to do with the game? Weeklies?
>>222133013The amount of time it took for sane people to get bored and abandon it probably.
>>222132060>Why does EVERY modern film in existence have to have some measure of homosexual tension nowadays? I'm getting sick of it.
>>222131747The ass chewing Defoe gave was fucking epic.
>>222132614No one is buying campaign evolved, Asha. Fuck off.
>>222133631>Male NPCs are killable but female ones are notReally makes you think.
>>222131792A24 isn't good at all. A whole bunch of nothing but shit.
>>222133680It Comes At Night was kino. Suck my dick if you disagree.
had a girl come over to watch a movie from the bar a couple years back and played this for usshe left with about 30 minutes left and never came back over
>>222131747I never thought it was deep, I thought it was something different, very artistic and weird. Also fun with Dafoe getting mad talking in that weird accent.
>>222132614>nooo >not discussion >not on MY forum!Quick, post a lust provoking image!
>>222134285Why would you have this image saved to your hard drive anon?
>>222131747i love it, it's like a black comedy horror. kinda offbeat. you've got dafoe going from "YER FONDA ME LOBSTER?" to the sea curse scene and you're laughing one second then feeling a subtle dread build up in the next. i really want to know if that was real dirt flying into dafoe's mouth near the end
>>222134397It was chocolate cake.
>ITT: Everyone proves OP right
>>222134438i fucking hope so, he had a gobful
>>222131747no u actually, it's a fine flick and you're retarded for getting so filtered and enraged by it>>222132691>>222133878yeah pretty much this, it's not like deep, it's a fun lil romp
>>222132414incidentally I only recently realized "fortnight" is supposed to be short for "fourteen nights"
>>222131747So, The Shining for the current generation.
>>222135479have you seen either of those films?
>>222135540Yes, and I keep going back to watch The Exorcist
>>222135579all 3 of those are good though, what's your problemi mean the lighthouse, the shining, and the exoricistthe exorcist 3 is great, did you like that?
>The Shining>The Exorcist >GreatBehead all boomtrannies.
I watched it and forgot to give it much thought. Was Light gaslighting House or was House an unreliable narrator?
>>222135752what's the real hot shit for non-boomtrannies, my liege?
>>222131747Eggers has no basic background in writing drama. Directors used to train in theater or TV. They just go for gimmicks. Look at Pure Formality, that's basically mystery theater turned into movie, without relying on "light + shadows + costumes" so much, but relationship of cat/mouse.
>>222131747I liked it.
>>222131747It's okay so say something didn't match your tastes but you went full tryhard faggot instead. Many such cases!
>>222136189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FoLdX8xeSoriddle me this, what is wrong with this scene from your perspective? how is the drama not properly written? the gimmick i suppose is the triton speech. how is that not effective? light, shadows, costumes, yes. are those not effective? much was put into the cinematography. it's categorically not simply le point and shoot in black and white and if that's what your eyes see, you simply don't know what you're talking about.this movie probably isn't even on my top 1,000. you just sound like a stupid tryhard.
>>222131747It's as deep as a puddle but still good.
I miss /jazz/
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>>222131747its subtly Lovecraftian without mentioning it
>>222131747>didn't like me lobsterFiltered. Filter feeder even.
>>222132024>>222132088Aren't you the ones trying to get meaning out of it? Not him
>>222137096No. OP just 'pretends' to be retarded because getting called a stupid faggot by strangers is the closest thing he has to human interaction.
>>222131792They never topped this
>>222132060Antichrists run the film industry
>>222132436> aged into one of the best young actorsThat's not how that works. He was a young actor in Twilight, he's 50 now. It's just that there's a bunch of 80 year olds that don't want to retire because California has this weird effect on people where they can't perceive the passage of time
>>222131747I told my friend it was a good, real psychological horror movie.He was with his chinese aunt and old school extended family and put it on.They all liked it kek.
>>222136367It's entirely reliant on the accents and being in black and white if you watched two guys just so a dramatic reading of it on stage it wouldn't play well
maine is full of somalis nowthat's scary
>>222134285>Quick, post a lust provoking image!“What's the problem Earthman?" said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal's enormous rump."I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing here inviting me to," said Arthur, "it's heartless.""Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten," said Zaphod."That's not the point," Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. "Alright," he said, "maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just ... er ..."The Universe raged about him in its death throes."I think I'll just have a green salad," he muttered."May I urge you to consider my liver?" asked the animal, "it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months.""A green salad," said Arthur emphatically."A green salad?" said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur."Are you going to tell me," said Arthur, "that I shouldn't have green salad?""Well," said the animal, "I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am."It managed a very slight bow."Glass of water please," said Arthur.”― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
>>222131747It was deep, sister
>>222137711yeah community theater or whatever is usually pretty badthe quality of the acting and the cinematography is criticalyou're not beating the allegations that you're retarded
>>222131747>Cant appreciate a movie about a grumpy seadog and his apprentice slowly growing mad from isolation Zoomers really are low T geez. Next you’re going to tell me you hate Master and Commander
>>222132060There’s very little actual homosexual tension unless you think that two men living in close proximity for months seeing each others dicks is automatically gay
>>222133680A24 is the only studio making films that aren’t bloated budget messes
>>222132060I cant wait until Berserk gets a live action to own these chuds.
