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A certain wrestler could play baela
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https://x.com/got_onstage/status/2082240087308292522
It's official Rhaeghar WON. The new mad King play confirms that Elia Matell was a cuckqueen who APPORVED of Rhaeghar humiliating her at Harrenhall and cheating on her with Lyanna. Elia Martell was IN ON IT. She was even penpals with Lyanna. Which means that Rhaeghar did NOTHING WRONG.
Lyanna consented.
Elia consented.
Robert is just a bitter cuckold and a loser lol.
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>>222132109
>It's official Rhaeghar WON. The new mad King play confirms that Elia Matell was a cuckqueen who APPORVED of Rhaeghar humiliating her at Harrenhall and cheating on her with Lyanna. Elia Martell was IN ON IT. She was even penpals with Lyanna. Which means that Rhaeghar did NOTHING WRONG.
all they had to do was send ravens announcing that they eloped, there was absolutely no fucking reason for Lyanna to let her brother and father get roasted because they believed she got kidnapped
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So was Aerys actually mad or just a dick? Was he joshing around when he told the pyromancers to burn everyone and Jaime was just a boy so misinterpreted?
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>Ashara and Elia are actual lovers. It’s implied that Ashara is the love of Elia’s life. Ashara loves Elia, but she loves Brandon too. While she’s dancing with Ned, she talks to him about having multiple lovers.
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>>222132116
FUCK STARKS
FUCK DORNISH NIGGERS
FUCK RETARDED FOIDS
FUCK MUH DREAMERS
FUCK RHAEGAR
FUCK THE KINGS GUARD
FUCK THE KING
not Aerys II The Madlad though that mf was mad funny and always right
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>Lyanna went willingly

Except 14 year olds can't consent
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>Rhaegar was just rhaetarded
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>It's official Rhaeghar WO-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Enough about the dragon show, this is second hand accounts of that stage production general now
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>ashara and elia are actual lovers, it's implied that ashara is the love of elia's life, ashara loves elia, but she loves brandon too, while she's dancing with ned, she talks to him about having multiple lovers
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>222132158
>tfw your daddy says you’re not the prince who was promised and also you stink of Dornish
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Is Coryls going to be ok? What will the Greens do to him?

I was the anon that made the original wojak edit of Rhaenyra getting eaten. I hope you like this OC. If anyone can please provide the buckbreaking image of the black doomer wojak with the 2 chuds standing behind him so I can make an edit that would be great. Thanks
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>>222132145
bae is bae
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>>222132186
>died because he had a fent faint mid duel
KEK his dad was right he's a BITCH
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>>222132145
the rock?
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>Lyanna I did it for yo-ACK!!!
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>>222132168
it can't be a post-got asoiaf production without the story fundamentally being about lesbians
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>>222132168
Is this just Polycule: The Play? This is fully just fetish tier at this point
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>>222132168
what the hell
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So Aerys got his wholesome sense of humor from hanging around his dear granpappy and Dunc right?
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It's actually fucking over. The lore is actually fucking ruined.
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our king was surrounded by fucking schizos and people plotting against him (not to mention dornish scum)... and yet he kept the realm safe and prosperous for many years
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>>222132145
Wrestling is peak white trash lol
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Ned should have been fucking furious with Lyanna
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>>222132168
Some of these have got to bullshit
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apologise to Condal and Hess right now
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>>222132243
Shitskin raperat lol
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>>222132167
>So was Aerys actually mad or just a dick?
He was mad, all Targs are a little crazy from their retarded dragon prophecy dream bullshit.

But he got worse as he aged, and to some degree his paranoia was justified because the Starks, Tullys, Arryns, Martells and his own son were plotting against him.
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>>222132207
>huh wasn’t I doing something? OH GODS FU—
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The only one who came out of this whole fucking mess was Bobby B which isn't surprising since his reign was one of peace and prosperity
Fuck the Starks
Fuck the Targs
Fuck the Daynes
Burn them all says I
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Ned does not deserve any of this man
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>>222132116
I wish to apologize to Ryan Condol. Clearly you were right
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I blame him for everything that happened, he should've won, ruled as king and rooted all the retardation and pettiness from his bloodline, Targaryen had nothing but mad retards since he died
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Be sure to check in on the danyfag in your work, friend group or family. They’re gonna be having a real hard time
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>>222132240
He also grew up in a time when everyone wasnt so stuck up and actually could handle the banter. He was just misunderstood.
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>>222132243

True.
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>>222132262
How did Bobby B come out of this looking good? He didn’t even beat Rhaegar fairly and his betrothed wanted his dragon seed
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King Aerys the Kind. King Aerys the Just. King Aerys the Humble. King Aerys the Funny.
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>>222132266
Ned should be the blushing MC of a GOT harem anime where all the girls pursue him for some reason
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>>222132238
Star Wars: The Last Targaryen level shit
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>get shipped off to the Vale at 8, father only sees you as a political asset
>exceed expectations, Jon Arryn sees you as the son he never had. Robert loves you more than his actual brothers, offers to marry below his league in Lyanna only because of Ned
>despite this Rickard arranges no rewards for Ned, allows Brandon to be a complete dipshit with no punishment
>find a girl you like at Harrenhal, Brandon seduces and fucks her
>whore sister creates a massive scandal, then runs off with a prince
>Father chooses to die trying to save his precious heir Brandon, despite him proving himself a worthless fool many times
>chilling in the vale and get accused of treason for no reason as a result
>fight a brutal war
>forced to marry Catelyn, a chick you don't know and who is still in love with Brandon
>win the war and your whore sister guilt trips you into raising her kid, further fucking up your marriage
>come home and find out your younger brother helped Lyanna to create this whole mess
>rather than cleaning up the mess, he fucks off to the Wall
>spend the rest of your life trying to fix all the issues your siblings stupidity created and find some happiness
>can't because life is haunted by constant war PTSD
>Bobby B, a better brother than your actual brothers is also a fucking PTSD wreck because of this shit
>can't even tell him the truth that it was all for nothing
Ned's life is pure suffering
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>>222132281
His line lives somewhere else
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>>222132281
His second coming almost saved the bloodline
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>>222132168
>Dornish women
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>>222132245
He probably was at first but by the time the war is over he's worked through his emotions and then she was dying at the tower of joy and he forgives her because she's his sister
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>>222132202
Kek. This is fucking great.
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>Aerys knows about Rhaegar’s plans and has a confrontation with him where he literally offers his neck and tells him to kill him. After Rhaegar doesn’t, Aerys makes fun of him and calls him a coward.
>Robert is portrayed very sympathetically and is actively grieving his parents. At one point Aerys gifts him a model of his parents ship, which is just some splinters in a box of water.
Aerys was BASED
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>>222132291
The Banter king, the Mad(lad)
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>>222132240
And he was kidnapped and raped during the Defiance! Honestly he held it together way better than anyone would except, so what if he got a bit burn crazy at the end, so too would you after dealing with all those worthless ungrateful cunts
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>>222132193
>ned cucked by two people
its actually sad at this point
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>Oh yeah no Rhaegar literally has his sword to Robert’s neck with his Warhammer out of reach, then just starts hallucinating. Took too much prophecy lad
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>>222132145
It's fun to recognize all the old fan art that the AI is turning into people for these
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>Robert is fairly sympathetic in this, we see his grief over his parents deaths pretty viscerally (there’s actually a bonding moment at the start between him and Rhaegar, with Rhaegar proclaiming them both ‘citizens of grief’ which Robert parrots after claiming KL)
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>>222132116
egg is icsh
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>>222132329
Wait where is this coming from
Did they cuck Robert’s epic win in the play
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This entire season has been filler.

What the fuck is the point of this whole season? Just to watch this bitch continue to piss and moan about how hard ruling is?
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>>222132266
>just want to chill in the vale with bobby b
>father has southorn ambitions
>brother is a womanizing dick
>impregnates your crush
>sister is a prophecy obsessed seducer
>throws the realm into civil war
>other brother abets her
>have to to become a leader in civil war after father and brother get murdered
>have to marry some redhead bitch
>have to pass of your sister’s prophecy baby as yours
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>>222132319
>first time Rhaenys was shown to him, he said she smelled Dornish in front of the entire royal court
Aerys the mad based king
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>>222132212
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>>222132350
in a different world they would've been best of friends
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>>222132355
What would you have her do?
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>>222132302
>get betrayed while trying to help Bobby B one last time by an insane incel who is still hung up on your wife
Ned had a tough life
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>>222132266
how do you come out of this not absolutely despising your family for the shit they did
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so basically ned and bobby are the good guys and every woman is crazy as fuck
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>>222132325
Where are you getting the rape from
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>King Aerys gives Robert a model of his parents ship, which is some splinters floating in a bottle of water.
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>>222132302
Burn them all aside from my boy bobby and ned
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This is why I don't want HBO to ever make a Robert's Rebellion tv show.
This play for it has already done unfathomable amount of damage to the lore, the setting, and the characters within it. So one can only imagine how utterly fucked it would be if HBO was allowed to their interpretation of the story...
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>>222132309
what or who are you talking about? am a non books reader i just know my goat Daemon will die soon
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>>222132390
Why couldn't Robert handle the bantz?
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>>222132289
>He didn’t even beat Rhaegar fairly

>Robert fought Rhaegar one-on-one while still recovering from a wound from an earlier battle
>Rhaegar was fresh

i guess it wasn't fair to Rhaegar, Robert still had both arms
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>>222132193
they are really going with the whole "all dornishwomen are bisexual whores" thing?
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>>222132261
WAIT WAIT WAIT ROBERT PLEASE DON'T I KNOW I GROOMED YOUR BETROTHED AND TOOK HER TO MY TOWER OF SEX BUT THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE THE BABY I RAPED INTO HER IS THE CHOSEN ONE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT-ACKK!!!!
*Rhaegar's son died a traitor volcel as of the latest book
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>>222132375
>aerys meeting elia the first time
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>>222132329
>Rhaegar just as he's about to deliver the killing blow
https://youtu.be/SscX8xhlXVM?si=BmuXiIpHeNjrUvSm&t=260
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>Do we get a Jon Targ name or no? Also how does ashara die?
>No, and it’s not shown, although weirdly she was in King’s Landing not Dorne (to my memory the only part that didn’t match what we know of the war from the books and stuff)
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>>222132212
>>222132375
Why does just the smell of Dornish girls turn Andal men so horny?
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>>222132193
Is this from the new play?
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>>222132390
This gives me pause because aren’t Aerys and Steffon meant to be friends and kin? He trusted him to find Rhaegar a bride?
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>everyone in Westeros except Ned and Robert is just deeply unserious
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>if only rhaegar didn’t have a vision in the middle of his battle…if only…if only…
If ifs and butts were candy and nuts dude
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>>222132389
He rips out Serala's fanny afterwards, people think it's because she raped him and tried to get herself pregnant with some Targ prophecy baby bullshit
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>>222132354
>Wait where is this coming from
>Did they cuck Robert’s epic win in the play
Yup.
Lyanna consented and went with Rhaeghar
Robert spends part of the play moping and grieving about his parents
Robert only wins his duel versus Rhaeghar because Rhaeghar gets distracted by a dragons dream vision in the middle of their fight.
Robert is canonically a cuck and his greatest fight wasn't even legitimate.
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>>222132434
the play writers sort of forgot about that
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>>222132407
Rhaegar started hallucinating mid-battle, we know Rhaegar hit Robert at one point so he would’ve win without it
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>>222132434
He's just making a joke man, don't take it so seriously
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>>222132215
Always start the “ACK” following a consonant. “I did it for yo-ACK” adds an unnecessary syllable and makes it sound like “yoh ack” as opposed to “for y-ACK,” which sounds more like a word getting cut off mid-utterance.

Thank you for reading my humorous online grammar blog.
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>>222132437
>A Song of Funny Little Guys and Gals
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>>222132434
aerys is an insane asshole, he probably grieved when he heard the news but then laughed about it the day later
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where does the dany being evil thing come from
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>>222132440
hahaha
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King Aerys the Beloved. King Aerys the Just. King Aerys the Wise.
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>>222132405
Daemon Blackfyre embodies the same spirit
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>>222132434
>>222132462
Aerys was mad, he probably thought Steffon drowning was an omen of him being a traitor
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>>222132402
What do you mean damage, this is the best thing to happen in years and it's all
C A N O N
A
N
O
N
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>>222132355
>one bad CGI naval battle
>like 5 side characters who do fucking nothing walking up to another character and talking to them for a bit
>someone chases Rhaenyra down
>Rhaenyra has an anxiety attack
>Daemon kills a few people in an awkwardly coordinated fight
>Criston Cole and his huge army of 8 men walk around the woods doing nothing
>Pedo Nazi Ormund grooms his scared nephew who is supposed to be a great hero in the books
>talking talking talking talking talking talking
>Alicent talks about how cool abortion is
This season is even worse than season 2 somehow
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>>222132383
even that is Brandon's fault, that dipshit is ruining Ned's life even a decade beyond the grave. This shit is trash and fucks up Ned's entire POV because no human cannot hate Lyanna and Brandon if they did this shit

>>222132388
Jon Arryn would also be included, also another victim of an insane woman. Lads should have never left the Eyrie
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>>222132443
Oh yeah
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I don't come out of this thinking Robert's Rebellion was a lie. I come out of this thinking Robert was completely justified wiping that cursed ass family out.
Also the Starks are faggots too.
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>>222132434
>This gives me pause because Aren't Aerys and Tywin meant to be friends? He trusted him to serve as his hand?
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>>222132281
He's one of the evilest and shittiest targs of them all
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>>222132419
KEK R+L=J FREAKS BODIED
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>>222132467
>it's not a fair fight if you're mentally ill
kek

>would’ve win
good morning saar
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>>222132514
>even that is Brandon's fault
Not really, Brandon was a dick but you can't really blame him for Littlefinger being that much of a resentful creep
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what did the five fingers say to the face
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>>222132302
>>222132383
Fuck.
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>>222132514
Ned Stark is genuinely a saint. His siblings literally ruined his life in every conceivable way and he still allows Benjen to show his stupid face at Winterfell.
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>Ned is a cuck
>Robert is a cuck
>Aerys knew about Rhaeghar's plan and was willing to die for it
>Elia Martell was in a lesbian relationship with Ashara Dayne
>Brandon fucked Ashara and Ned was madly in love with her
>Elia Martell was Lyanna Stark's penpal
>Rhaeghar, Elia, and Lyanna consented to a three way marriage to mirror Aegon the Conquerer
>Aerys was a funny asshole who wasn't nearly as insane as the cast in a Game of Thrones claimed
Am I missing anything?
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>>222132526
Steffon and Aerys are meant to be closer and are actually family
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>>222132542
There is absolutely no fucking point to this plot at all
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>>222132440
This is the most based high IQ post in all of /got/hotd/dunk history.
>>222132459
Targshit coooooooope
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Opinions about this great man
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>>222132552
Rhaella is nuts apparently
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>>222132571
I enjoy seeing Jeyne slap the cave troll, which makes it more entertaining than half the other plots
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>>222132577
A better man than Brandon
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>>222132586
What did she do?
>>222132573
>Targshit coooooooope
It's all canon now because of the play
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>>222132571
>there was no point to Aegon's Conquest
>there was no point to DoTD
>there was no point to Robert's Rebellion
>there was no point to the WoT5K
is this finally the end for GRRM?
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>Elia sees herself as a master manipulator but she does have some affection for Rhaegar but short of love. She tells Lyanna that part of her is happy that Rhaegar found love and not only convenience and says she is happy for him to have a second wife (citing Aegon I).
>She also actively pushes Lyanna to convince Rhaegar to join the war.
>She is playing both sides though, her other plan is to have Lewyn and the Dornish soldiers back her claim for the throne, and then doubles down on this when Rhaegar dies and pushes for Viserys to be married to Rhaenys.
kek, Aerys was right about the dornoids betraying him and Rhaegar at the Trident. Tywin did nothing wrong killing this whore. Total dornish death
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>>222132577
he's unbearable
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>>222132552
>(You) the viewer/reader/sufferer are a cuck
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>>222132595
>>What did she do?
>>222131177
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>>222132504
People really overblow Daeron
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>>222132595
The play is still show tier canon but it depicts something we haven’t read so more stock is given to it
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>>222132616
>overblow Daeron
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>Aerys doesn’t care about prophecy and rants to Rhaegar about it. Rhaegar loses faith, but Lyanna, after hearing of the deaths of her brother & father, latches onto it to justify it all as part of a divine plan and reignites Rhaegar’s belief
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>>222132603
Tywin and Gregor look more sympathetic with each passing moment, fuck the Martells
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>>222132600
well hes a nihilistic boomer liberal
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>>222132504

Also Alicent betraying her sons where in canon she would die for them
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Rhaegar is such a bitch wtf I thought he was supposed to be a harp-playing elf
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>>222132607
Since when was Rhaella crazy. And mad dany being foreshadowed?
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>>222132595
>akcshually the retard that got his chest plate caved in due to the mess his retarded craven ass started while in the middle of a fent hallucination isn't the cuck here, it's the guy killing him
Do Targcvcks really? Aerys was the last based Targ.
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>>222132616
>blow Daeron
Calm down Ormund he’s a minor
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>>222132603
poor Oberyn. He thought his sister was a sweetheart and was wronged.
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Ser Gregor and Tywin did nothing wrong 200 years later
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>>222132647
>Gregor enters the royal chambers
>Attempts to take the family into custody peacefully
>Elia acts like a lunatic cunt towards him
>The deeply mentally ill man with severe PTSD has to engage in self defence
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>>222132666
Robert Baratheon is literally a cuck though not figuratively
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>>222132679
Well she was
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>>222132603
Can't trust a Dornish said it once said it again
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RHAEGAR THE GROOMER
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>>222132684
why do the rivermen do so well in this war but so badly in the war of five kigns?
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>>222132659
>Since when was Rhaella crazy.
Very. very little has been said about Rhaella so far. Jaime mentions Aerys used to rape her after burning people, and Barristan said she had a crush on Ser Bonifer Hasty, that's about it

Making her a psycho like Aerys is kind of a retcon but GRRM retcons Robert's Rebellion all the time so whatever
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>>222132647
>Tywin and Gregor look more sympathetic with each passing moment
Yeah, no...What they did was still monstrous. And Elia attempting to crown her children after Rhaeghar dies makes perfect sense. There was no world where Aerys stayed in power after the Battle of the Trident. The Loyalists had already lost. So it was logical for Elia to try and consolidate power to protect her family, especially because she knew Drone would rally behind her children, which would give her the fighting force of the Crownlands, Dragonstone, the Reach, and the Dornish, which should in theory be enough to block the North, the Stormlands, the Riverlands, and the Vale.
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>Lyanna has a lot of grief for what happens to her father and brother, blames it on herself. But ultimately she sees it as part of a divine plan, like the horrors were in service of some greater purpose/the prophecy
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>Yeah, no...What they did was still monstrous. And Elia attempting to crown her children after Rhaeghar dies makes perfect sense. There was no world where Aerys stayed in power after the Battle of the Trident. The Loyalists had already lost. So it was logical for Elia to try and consolidate power to protect her family, especially because she knew Drone would rally behind her children, which would give her the fighting force of the Crownlands, Dragonstone, the Reach, and the Dornish, which should in theory be enough to block the North, the Stormlands, the Riverlands, and the Vale.
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So Lyanna was the one who made Rhaegar prophecy brained?
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>>222132712
I guess because they get dragons at the start of the war allowing them to rally their forces and not immediately get overrun
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>>222132666
>Targcvcks
Rhaeghar seduced Robert's wife and then impregnated her. He's not a cuck because the cuck in this situation is Robert.
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>wait how much do we see of robert x lyanna
>A couple convos, Lyanna does explicitly say towards the end that she doesn’t hate Robert, just doesn’t want to be a housewife and follows prophecy-dreamy stuff to adventure instead (and doubles down to deal with grief of indirectly getting her family killed)
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>>222132712
>our main river man actors are a vegetable, naive daughter, dumbass son
Blackfish can’t carry the entire country
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>>222132721
Nah he willingly took everything without doing anything to right it, didn't even tell anyone about Lyanna's paramour that caused tens of thousands to die nor did anything when Brandon cucked him
He's been a pushover his whole life, if Robert wasn't fostered in the Vale with him he wouldn't have done shit
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Baela and Rhaena are so fucking ugly. Laena was hot as fuck. Why did they cast two apes to play her daughters?
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>>222132749
No. She became giga obsessed with it after she was told about it.
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>lyanna is a bigger schizo than rhaegar
god i hate women
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>>222132759
yeah, Robert, the guy that infamously hates adventure, hunting and riding
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>>222132780
>>222132776
I told you guys GRRM is very redpilled and chudbrained despite being a public liberal. He knows women are fucking retards and whores, this play confirms everything I suspected.
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Why are people acting like the war wouldn't have happened if Rhaegar didnt cuck Robert? This is such a cope.
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>>222132759
>housewife
aaaargh
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>>222132647
>Ser Gregor Chauvin had to restrain Elia Floyd and her niglets after the she had a fit due to an overdose of milk of the poppy
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>>222132780
>>222132800
Kek he even told her to chill out
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>>222132692
>>222132757
Jeets don't know what the word betrothed means, really sad but funny!
Anyways, the absolute unit doing the crushing, winning the war and becoming one of the more prosperous kings is as far from cuck as you can get but keep coping I'm sure that'll bring Rhaegar's dead spawn back from the death ;^)
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>>222132771

Baela is okay but Rhaena looks like a crackhead
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>>222132816
>I can't scheme!
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>>222132759
>I rather be a mother of a BASTARD than marry the literally BOBBY who cheated..oh wait we werent together, but he has sex before marriage hehe :) - Lyanna
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>>222132771
None of the niggers in this show are good looking
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>>222132759
Lyanna was a bit of a brainlet. I fail to see how much more of an adventurous guy Rhaegar would be than Robert
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>Elia was never in-love with Rhaegar but was happy with the marriage and cared for him
>Rhaegar had dragon dreams he confided in her and when he had one about Lyanna she encouraged the relationship so he could have two women like Aegon I did, one for politics and another for love
>She was also in love with Ashara fucking Dayne and maybe had a few trysts with her on the side
>She was pushing Rhaegar to depose Aerys and probably helped mastermind the Harrenhall coup plotting that he foiled
Not gonna lie it feels like the Ashara stuff got pulled right out of George's ass due to us knowing basically nothing about either prior to now but all of this really makes me like her. Politically savvy femme fatale who wanted her kids on the throne and the most beautiful woman in the world in her bed, gotta respect it. Shame how it ended.
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Good morrow sers I hate Lyanna so fucking much it's unreal
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>>222132726
>Lewyn kills a kingsguard at the trident, can't remember which one.
>There is definitely an angle to it - that if enough of them survived, the plan was for them to attack KL and depose Aerys in favour of Viserys (and marry him to Rhaenys)
ahahahahahahaha, dumb dornish bitch is literally the cause of her own demise. She tried to sabotage things so Rhaegar would die and enough Dornish would escape so they could takeover KL after retreating. But the Vale mogged them completely
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>>222132212
>teaches your husband some Dornish
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>>222132816
>>222132845
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>>222132825
I’m talking about Cersei and the whole Lannister incest baby plot. And how is the realm prosperous? He immiserates the kingdom and puts it six million in debt?
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What's Lyanna kill count now
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>>222132759
Also this is young Robert who loved to go hunting and do wild shit. Adventurer his literally his blood. The only reason why he got fat and became "loser" during got WAS BECAUSE HE WAS THE KING
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>>222132865
Look at that shnozzer
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I'm getting headaches every day now I'm starting to relate to him. This shit sucks
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>Was right about the Dornish all along
Apologize.
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GET IN HERE
https://strawpoll.com/Qrgewe1lQyp
IMPORTANT POLL
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>>222132886
And because the love of his life was kidnapped, raped, and dies in childbirth
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>>222132838
>crack
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>>222132903
He has a Tyroshi wife?
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>>222132726
>What they did was still monstrous.
Yeah but the point is that Elia was a scheming whore who made her own bed. The Martells like to pretend she was an innocent victim.
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>>222132854
>dumb bitch tries to play 4D chess
>turns out she's a dumb dornish whore
>gets outsmarted by a guy known as the Mad King
>end result is destroying the dynasty and ends with her being raped while watching her kids get slaughtered
she went from sympathetic innocent to a more retarded version of Cersei
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>What was Rhaegar's plan to overthrow the Mad King?
>What was his reaction to learning about the deaths of the Starks and the war starting?
>Did he try to reach out to the rebels at any point?

>1) get everyone on side and then just march to KL, but it keeps changing and doesn’t really get anywhere
>2) disillusionment and a desire to leave it all behind
>3) not really, just sat in the tower of joy (literally collecting fruits for Lyanna at on point)
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>>222132895
What's your rape and murder tally atm?
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>>222132302
honestly i wasnt a big ned fan but he really is the ultimate good guy in the story it seems like. at least he had some good times hanging out with bobby and jon arryn
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>Tywin in his element: writing letters, making deals, holding council
>Ormund in his element: taking a bath, playing chess, sniffing
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>>222132238
How's this? Why are you chudding out?
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>>222132931
Cersei had the sense to order Robert's bastards killed. This dumb Dornish cunt is worse
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>>222132918
The Tyroshi are White
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Reminder that none of this is canon
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>>222132881
>talking about based bobby b vs targshits
>brings cersei unprompted
Do jeets really? C'mon.
>MUH SIX GORILLION TO THE IRON SYNAGOGUE OF BRAAVOS
Prosperous doesn't mean money wise exclusively, the realm was mostly peaceful except for Iron Nigger chimpouts but those come as often as the seasons and there were tourneys and feasts almost every day
Either way that was mostly Little finger being a stingy jew bankrupting the realm and embezzling funds rather than Bobby going out of his way to do it
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>>222132886
>>222132759
>lyanna wants adventure, fuck duty and everything else
>said adventure is getting impregnated and being stuck in a small tower in Dorne for nearly 2 years
I hate women so much it's unreal
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>>222132963
>The Tyroshi are White
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>>222132917
>y'all got any more of dem dragunz?
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>>222132932
the only couple in this shitty show that i like
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>>222132965
Alys-Aemond baby-making sex is super canon.
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>>222132965
Most of it aligns with the choices that D&D made regarding their ending. It's canon, people to accept Daenerys and Tyrion are the villains. Bran becomes King.
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>>222132978
That is very realistic for a girl who loves a schzio and who becomes a schizo herself
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>>222132886
In the books, doesn't he mention he tried to get Cersei to go hunting with him once? Robert was genuinely the best fit for Lyanna.
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>>222132993
we all owe them an apology. George is an actual fucking idiot
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>>222132966
>don’t talk about robert being oblivious to the lannister incest babies and putting the crown into ruinous debt
>you’re a jeet
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I'm starting to think the Dornish should have just stayed in Dorne.
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>>222132934
>he isn't cleganemaxxing
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>>222133011
>George is an actual fucking idiot
his ending is fine, D&D just botched the execution
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>At Harrenhal, Rhaegar learns that Lyanna has been having dreams about the song of ice & fire, and feels that it’s his fate to be with her based on the prophecy. They have a vision together of Dany and her dragons in the future
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>>222132965
Nigga we just got the clearest shit ever about Dany going crazy. That was not fanfic D&D shat out.
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>>222132387
Well I mean, they're all dead, benjen took the incelpill and went to voluntary banishment, you're left with a sick heated floor castle and a hot little red head number
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>>222133006
Yeah but did he share magical schizo dreams with her THOUGH?
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>>222132993
Tyrion isn’t a villain in the show
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>>222132993
Remind me again how Tyrion is a villain, beyond the amoral lecherousness I suppose
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>>222133046
Yeah because D&D whitewashed his character

In the book Tyrion is a blackpilled incel who hates the world and will manipulate Daenerys into burning his enemies
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>Robert wins the melee at Harrenhal, beating Oberyn and The Mountain. The Mountain is played by multiple actors as he is entirely a puppet and about 8 ft tall.

GRRM ruined his fear of beating Rhaegar but he made up for it by having Robert mog the Mountain and Oberyn
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>>222133060
I’m aware but you were using how the show ended to justify taking the play at face value
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>>222133046
Idk maybe he does turn villain, he did say he wished he had poison for everyone at court, cersei might have more dirt from the past tyrion never knew about but affected his life
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>>222133014
>implying he gave a shit about anything after he dies
>ever
He gave more of a shit about his first child than any of the Lannister weirdos
I don't think he ever interacted with Myrcella
And yes you're a jeet for sticking to this copeout instead of the original argument
Isn't it daytime in Mumbai? Better catch the juggernaut train before it runs you over
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>>222133028
>shared visions
are they smoking weirwood sap together or something? This shit is corny
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>>222133011
You owe me an apology, I fucking tried to tell you and you called me incel
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>>222133011
they took the heat and abuse for years shielding george. all the enraged dany fangirls, the simps, the burlington bar crowd... meanwhile the fatman avoided all criticism for the ending. why did they do it...
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>>222133082
IM SORRY ANON
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>>222133096
I forgive you because I can tell you’re contrite
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>>222133011
Lmao no, D&D still fucked it all up by their own merit, remember the long night episode?
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>>222133011
What do you guys even want the ending to be? Jon and Dany get married and live happily ever after or something?
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>>222133095
The biggest offender was the Burlington bar full of millennials and landwhales
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>>222133057
He's turning into a revenge obsessed, abusive asshole who repeatedly thinks about how he doesn't care what it'll cost to kill his family. Murdering Shae was the turning point where he's clearly too wrapped up in his own pain to really consider wider circumstances anymore and will probably wind up trying to pull an Aerys on KL to avenge himself on it for what was done to him.
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GRRM saw all the massive hate and didn't change anything lmao what a retard
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>>222133074
>>implying he gave a shit about anything after he dies
So he’s not a good king, then? Raising your wife’s incest babies goes beyond not giving a shit. Do you think calling the person you’re arguing with Indian is a sound rhetorical technique?
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>>222133062
Based
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>>222133112
Jon kills the night king = makes sense, story comes full circle
Jamie kills Danny = makes sense, comes full circle
Bran gets pushed from a second window? Comic relief
Jon takes the throne
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>>222133006
yeah, but did he suggest to her to be stuck in a tower for 2 years while trying to make a baby jesus
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Opinions about this nice bunch
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>>222133143
the night king is a show thing
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>>222132679
Add him to the cucks list.
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>>222133112
Yes.
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>>222133127
Dany being Westeros’ Satan is a great ending though as is Ned’s son becoming king, it’s just not the son you wanted to be king
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>>222133057
>Remind me again how Tyrion is a villain
Read his chapters in ASOS and ADWD, it's a clear descent into villainy

The irony of Tyrion's character arc is that he'll become Lord of Casterly Rock and people will fear and respect him. But it won't make him happy because his family will be dead and deep down he just wanted people to love him.
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>>222133062
yeah but that would basically make cringeghar the best warrior alive or close to it, whitch i hate
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>Cersei clocked Elia as an evil dornish cunt from day 1
APOLOGISE
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>>222133121
>bringing up killing shae as a bad thing
not gonna go over well on here anon, retards still think tyrion forgetting he was literally paying her to pretend she loved him and then her doing what tywin ordered after he got arrested was a betrayal rather than her just trying to survive. retard thought the stripper loved him and then had the gall to get offended when she did what the most powerful man in the realm ordered her to.
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>>222133127
At least he stuck to his principles in the face of fan screeching like J.K. Rowling.
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>>222133177
I am not going to reread an unfinished series, are you mad
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Is there a bigger fraud in ASOIAF besides Robert Baratheon? He was literally about to lose the fight to Rhaegar before dragon dreams distracted him.
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>>222133112
>What do you guys even want the ending to be
Jon kills the Night King
Jon and/or Dany are Azor Ahai
pic related
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So the Lannisters were actually right about everything?
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>>222133151
>you'll never spend time hanging out with big greg killing and raping riverscum all day long
its not fair bros
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>>222132145
Kek, diversity really killed the interest people could have for the sisters, now is just memes and jokes.
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>>222133202
You're from the third world, right?
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>>222133129
>still ignoring everything I bring up to focus on an ESL point you and you alone bring up
His kingship lasts as long as he does, whatever happens after is up to the next king be it Joffrey or Tommen or even Moonboy for all I know
All the good things I mentioned happened during his kingship specifically, it wasn't like the dance when everything was shit for everyone as soon as the war ended nor did he get long winters
>raising your wife's incest babies
Robert wasn't the only person in KL and you should know that was mostly Cersei anyway with how they turned out
You LITERALLY contradict yourself and you'd realize this if you weren't both a seething pajeet and actually read the books, fuck, even the show tells you all of this
Looks like you missed the train, maybe you can catch a ride on top of a cow or whatever the fuck you monkeys use for transportation
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>>222133202
jon should marry arya and dany in my opinion
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Ned is the most raped person, ever.
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>>222133182
My queen...
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>>222133143
I actually prefer Arya taking out the Others now, Jon being the hero justifies Lyanna and Rhaegar's retardation
>>222133151
they saved Westeros from the Dornish menace, true PATRIOTS. That whore Elia threw Aegon at him and then tried to seduce Clegane, don't believe Dornish propaganda
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>>222133202
I'm glad you're not in any writing room
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>Littlefinger was the good guy
he knew brandon was human garbage lmao
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>>222133228
Don't insult New Jersey buddy
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>>222133199
Rhaegar actually wanted to pardon Ned and Robert. He actually disarms Robert and asks him to yield. Then his dragon dream distracts him.
IT’S OVER
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>>222133202
Grow up fag
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>>222133245
Jaime Azor Ahai would have been the only good scenario
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>>222133218
yeah imagine if baela was a hot bratty tomboy and not a boring sheboon
>Like her father, Prince Daemon Targaryen, Baela was wild, willing, and fearless; Gyldayn considered her more boyish than ladylike. She was quick to anger and was known to be deliberately provocative at times
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>>222133230
I’m not reading that, maybe if you wrote in Hindi it would be more lucid to me
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>>222133112
want them to break the fucking cycle of revenge and hate and power hungry mother fuckers. I want bloodline to stop meaning shit, I want prophecies to fucking die in a hole and get left behind. I want my happy ending
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>>222133218
Didn't the producers copy one of the girl's design off her wiki page? The niggress with pink hair which afaik was completely made up as nothing about her appearance is written
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>>222133202
Jon clearly is the hero, doesn't want power, good natured, underdog in most of his endeavours, brought back from the dead (for what purpose?)
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>>222133263
Robert still beats up the Mountain and Oberyn but unfortunately, that scales Rhaegar up to Jaime Lannister level
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>>222133151
The Mountain had the shittiest armors in the show
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>>222133235
Ned and Bobby should have said fuck it and just become sellswords like Robert wanted. But Ned felty duty bound to clean up the mess his siblings created in the North. Jon Arryn got dealt a shit hand as well. All of their lives made miserable due to targshits and Lyanna being a selfish whore
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>>222133108
>the long night
Was actually just a regular night.
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>>222133287
>literally admits to being a poopjeet
KEK and there you have it
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Literally the biggest lore dump day in 15 years holy shit.

I was here.
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>>222133303
> Jon clearly is the hero, doesn't want power, good natured, underdog in most of his endeavours, brought back from the dead (for what purpose?)
Jon does want power though. He wants to be Lord of Winterfell but also he’s coming back and going to act more like uncle Brandon
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>>222133328
and it was fucking shit
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>>222133303
The play basically confirms it. Jon is gonna be TPTWP and Danny is going to be remembered as the Mad Queen regardless of what her intentions are now. He'll fuck off up Norf to live as king of the wildlings (hopefully with Val as queen) and she's going to wind up dead while Bran sits on "her" throne.
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>The scene of Lyanna’s death/Jon’s birth occurs pretty much the same way as it did in GOT, with the only exception being that Jon is NOT named Aegon.
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>>222133303
>for what purpose?
To defeat the others with Lightbringer in Kings Landing! And then to become Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
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>>222133235
It also makes 0 sense why Ned would trust Little finger given the sheer mass betrayals he's suffered, he would be jaded and paranoid for life after that
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>>222133303
He’s just a solid dude with the backstory and appearance of a generic fantasy prince. The best thing for his story would be to stay dead, and the wildlings he let through the wall play a role in stopping the apocalypse
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>>222132759
>>222132886
>>222132978
I'm with the other anon. This is a brutally realistic 14-year-old girl who basically has it far worse than Sansa.
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>jon's birth
Ummm sweaty? They didn't name him
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>>222133347
>Danny is going to be remembered as the Mad Queen regardless of what her intentions are now
To some, but the rhollorists will remember her as a savior and prophecize HER second coming
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>>222133062
So canonically it's:
Arthur Dayne with Dawn > Arthur Dayne without Dawn = Barristan > Rhaeghar > Robert > Oberyn > The Mountain and the Hound
Where does Jaime fit in this?
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>Robert Baratheon at Harrenhal beat both the Mountain and Oberyn
Realistically, what single fighter in westerosi history has any chance against prime bobby b? Aemon Dragonknight? Would Arthur Dayne even stand a chance?
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Elia got what she deserved desu
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grum really is more redpilled on female nature than one would expect. young girls joining some gang or cult or something and becoming the biggest proponents of it and the biggest assholes is such an incel tier knowledge about foids
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>>222133263
>>222133307
>thousands of people surrounding them as they fight in Ruby Ford
>not a single one of them apparently saw Robert disarmed, because it's never mentioned in the actual books
do we really need more targwank, do these writers think they had some solo dual in the moonlight? Rhaegar got BTFO, muh dragon dreams are pure cope
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>>222133180
>cringeghar the best warrior alive
Nah, Arthur and Barristan are still better.
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>>222133388
Apparently fucking Rhaegar who never fought a battle in his life
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>>222132759
>Wants adventure so she gets together with the Targ who knocks her up and leaves her in a tower to die, instead of wild hunting and fucking aspiring sellsword Bobby B
This play is fucking stupid
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>>222133369
Hes one of the only people who actually gives a shit about beating the Others. He's too tied to that storyline for him to not be involved heavily with it
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>On the night of the red comet, Rhaegar has sex with Lyanna (conceiving Jon) and Aerys with Rhaella (conceiving Daenerys). It’s implied that they are both the prince that was promised, but no explicit confirmation for either
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>>222133388
Targshit apologists will lead you to believe Rhaegar could beat Demon Bobby but they don't mention the vision got him killed, the play never mentions Rhaegar getting the upper edge, only that it gave Bobby the chance to kill him with a blow
It's like if Rob had a greenseer moment before the red wedding kicked off and everyone died, he would've died anyway
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>>222133419
Rhaegar probably gave her the gynie tingles while Bobby B didn’t.
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>>222133406
rhaegar beat bobby who beat the mountain and oberyn. he also beat barristan in a tourney. hes the goat and he really shouldnt be
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>>222133392
Before
>Elia was a hapless victim of the Game of Thrones, in an endless cycle of violence that must be ended
After
>Elia was an active player of the Game of Thrones and lost at the cost of the life of herself, her husband, and her children and a perpetrator of the endless cycle of violence

Was it worth it?
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>>222133415
Bobby was wounded during that fight, so not in his prime
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ELIA LIKED TO WATCH
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>>222133419
It’s because Robert got a Vale girl pregnant and Lyanna was unsure of Robert’s fidelity, which doesn’t really track with running off with Rhaegar but whatever
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>>222133381
Eh, maybe.

>>222133388
There's mixed reports right now about the Trident. Either Rhaegar is his equal and his loss was due to a sudden dream so it's unclear who'd have normally won, or Rhaegar was actually the better and Bobby got lucky. Besides that though probably Jaime since he's George's golden boy whenever "who'd win in a fight?" questions get asked, and then Aemon the Dragonknight, Barristan the Bold, and Sandoq the Shadow are the other three who'd even be in question.
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>>222133452
when?
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>>222133446
>rhaegar beat bobby
This never happened
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this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQfJOPfxrA&list=RDGoQfJOPfxrA&start_radio=1 as Rhaegar and Bobby fights, only for bobby to to scream and hit that dragon fucker with his warhammer
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>>222133388
>what single fighter in westerosi history has any chance against prime bobby b?
Apparently Rhaeghar lol
>Would Arthur Dayne even stand a chance?
GRRM said that Arthur Dayne is the greatest swordsman of all time. If Arthur doesn't have his magic weapon, dawn, then he's equal to Barristan Selmy.
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>>222133470
He was injured during the battle before facing Rhaegar
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>>222133435
Lemongate sisters…
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>Elia helped her husband groom and pump and dump a 14-year-old girl

The optics do NOT look good, George
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>>222133466
Aka women are retarded and illogical children, grrm is a genius at writing women
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>>222133470
When Rhaegar hit him.
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>>222133485
okay but when did he get injured nigga?
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>>222132167
>Robert is portrayed very sympathetically and is actively grieving his parents. At one point Aerys gifts him a model of his parents ship, which is just some splinters in a box of water.

He's a dick with a great sense of humour.
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>>222133475
The play confirmed it, Rhaegar disarms him and requests he yields
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>>222133491
You dont understand he needed some tight northern pussy for his magic baby
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so targshits get random visions during the day like rust in true detective lmao?
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I wanna remind you all that Elia Martell was canonically ugly as all fuck and flat as a board
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>>222133446
>he also beat barristan in a tourney
Barristan is still a better fighter according to George
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>>222133469
Rhaegar was in no way closely equal to Bobby nor did he get "lucky" and gain an edge over him at any point lol
He had no combat experience, no Valyrian steel sword and even while wounded Robert still killed him in one blow while caving in his breastplate
Stop pushing the narrative that the wannabe faggy elf bitch could beat the 8ft demon of the trident because muh feefees
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>>222133507
Bobby would have strangled the targshit
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>>222133419
>>222133466
>cheater, Westerosi lord
>:(
>cheater, Targaryen prince
>:)

George unironically nailed writing 14-year-old girls. First Sansa, now Lyanna.
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>>222133518
Not according to the play nigga
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>>222133501
Dunno they just said he was injured
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>>222133466
>years have passed Robert is still grief-stricken over his parents
>Robert gets a Vale girl pregnant around the time his parents died
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>>222133535
George master at subtly blackpilling his readers
>>222133544
The play doesn't show Cringehar beating Bobby it only shows him having a vision before getting killed
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>>222133507
No. I refuse to accept this as a book canon. You telling me in the middle of the fucking war, with soldiers all around, they all saw this and nobody mention it once lmao
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>Rhaegar>Robert>The Mountain
This is not George canon lol
Nobody remembers Rhaegar as a fighter, this shit is the writer's headcanon
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So does Jon Con just not exist or what? Lmao? Character has no presence in this story
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>>222133431
I know the Subvert expectation meme is old hat but genuinely, subverting expectations is the whole point, it’s just another fantasy story if not. The fun of this series is not doing the easy predictable thing and then figuring out an alternate path
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>>222133568
It does, he disarms him and asks him to yield, then the dream happens
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>>222133584
Jon Con was always a delusional homo with a big ego, he was never very important
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When you think about it, Rhaeghar marrying Cersei was the golden timeline where everyone got a happy ending
>Cersei would never cheat on Robert because she was obsessed with him
>Cersei marrying Rhaeghar means that Aerys and Tywin's relationship would never fall apart
>Tywin as hand would keep Aery's insanity in check
>Cersei wouldn't allow Rhaeghar to cuckqueen her like Elia did, which means that Lyanna would never "run off" with Rhaeghar
>Because Lyanna never ran off, there would be no rebellion
>Arthur Dayne and the legendary Kingsguard stay alive, greatly bolstering the realm's fighting force when the Long Night comes
>No War of the Five Kings and no Robert's Rebellion means that there will be THOUSANDS more soldiers and a united realm to face the others
>Rhaeghar and Lyanna's dragon dreams + The Three Eyed Raven means that the dragons will still probably hatch

Cersei x Rhaeghar was THE DESTINED PATH TO PEACE
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>tfw your medicore white male husband tells you that he became a dragon rider or whatever and expects you to be impressed
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>>222133591
May we see Rhaegar disarming Robert instead of relying on your word?
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>>222133585
But we got that with season 8 and everyone hated it regardless of how it happened.
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>>222133624
That just means it was the right call
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>>222133615
>Hugh Hammer
gets the coolest name ever
gets a dragon
Tries to fuck this thing?????
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>>222133591
Ok so in the trash the play goes, not canon.
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>>222133620
Well I’m relying on the word of leakers so no
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>>222133615
Can't wait to see this dorito nosed shitskin bitch get burned by Tessarion
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>>222133609
Rhaegar + Cersei would produce the most insane deranged targs in westerosi history
Nobody could compete with the level of utter lunacy those two could spawn
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>>222133571
From the perspective of the crowd Bobby gets disarmed and asked to yield then manages to grab his hammer and kill Rhaegar in a daring, sudden counter. Hell as far as Bobby is concerned Rhaegar was just too fucking slow to stop his attack, meanwhile he's tripping balls seeing prophetic visions as his skull caves in.
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>>222132352
luke is icsh
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>Yes she heard, she was full of regret but she also pushes Rhaegar to fight - she had the same ice and fire end of the world dream he had, and pushed him to fight so the deaths wouldn't be in vain, and to save the world etc
>"rhaegar, please kill my brother Ned, the prophecy demands it"
lmao, poor Ned
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>>222133609
>no prince that was promised
>the others overrun the realm and everyone dies
uhm
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>>222133609
No it was Cersei+Ned, only wolf dick can tame the she-lion
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>>222133630
Pissing off your readers solely to subvert expectation is how you kill franchises.
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>>222133615
SHE WUZ ROIPED
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>New canon about Aerys
>Still ZERO indication Tyrion is a targ rapebaby
Another victory against the lunatics that uphold this stupid ass theory
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>>222133637
That right
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>That's not the only reason he dies - he promises Lyanna that he wouldn't kill Ned or Robert - that he would pardon them to unite the kingdom and then convince Aerys to abdicate.

>Rhaegar decides to abandon the throne and renounce Aerys but is convinced by Lyanna that their child's destiny is the song of ice and fire and that he isn't a mad Targaryen (because she had the same dragon dream he did). It's the reason he chooses her as queen of love and beauty.

>The length of the dragon dream is probably exaggerated for theatre effect (the dragon itself was very cool) but he also sees Lyanna in it. That gives Robert the chance to smash him in the chest.
>Has him disarmed, under his sword, asking him to yield

>Yep promise me Ned happens. No new info there
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>>222133655
Dany is still born and Rhaegar will still make it to the 3rd child with Cersei, she doesn't have health problems like Elia
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>>222133652
lmao is she related to alicent by any chance?
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whore
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>>222133664
Play is not canon. Plays are for faggots.
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>>222133652
Most raped man ever
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>>222133585
George has invested too much into Jon at this point, there's no real believable alternative to him as far as solving the Other problem, the show proved this already. Though to be honest I don't think there is any satisfying conclusion to the Others plotline which is part of why fat boy never finished these books.
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>>222133701
>Though to be honest I don't think there is any satisfying conclusion to the Others plotline
Why do you think that
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>>222133585
>subverting expectations is the whole point, it’s just another fantasy story
Anon, this is a meme. A Song of Ice and Fire always had your typical fantasy cast with plot armor. George was just really good at hiding them with people like Ned and Robb.
Jon is the secret prince raised ignorant of his heritage, who through merit alone rises up to be a greater warrior and leader of men.
Daenerys is an exiled princess who from what's basically a sex slave and a brood mother to a queen with three dragons and a crusade across the continent to free the oppressed.
Arya is the lost princess who becomes a ninja assassin after being separated from her family and forced to fend for herself.
Sansa is the princess who was isolated from her family and then forced to become a cunning political player if she wants to survive due to being surrounded by enemies and people who want to take advantage of her.
Bran is the little boy with super secret special powers that he has to master if he wants to save the world

These are all characters that you'd find in basically any high fantasy book
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>>222133697
Hey :(
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>>222133652
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>>222133695
>commit suicide because chad pumped and dumped you
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Genuine question, how canon is this play? It seems to be dropping huge lore bits that answer questions we've had since the first book.
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>>222133655
I'd trade the Prince that Was Promised for two more greenseers and a hundred thousand more soldiers who wouldn't die in Robert's Rebellion, The Greyjoy Rebellion, The War of the Five Kingdoms, and the Red Wedding
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>>222133701
Bran just negotiates with the Others and this prophecy stuff was just a future version of Bran sensing visions to these idiots in order to put himself in a position to be King of Westeros and negotiate with them. The whole story was just Bran’s D & D campaign
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>>222133652
I don't see a source on this one
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>When comet appears Rhaella is summoned to Aerys room, she reveals her body is cut all over from his nails. Elia & Ashara try to stop her being taken by the KG but Rhaella talks about her duty & how she understands what’s expected of her
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>>222133737
>Genuine question, how canon is this play?
99%, it lines up with what D&D did and the hints GRRM has dropped in earlier books. People who say otherwise are coping because their headcanon was wrong.

Of course, George could change his mind and change the backstory again if he published TWOW...
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>Dayne also in a fury after Whent died - they were romantically involved
he was gay, the Sword of the Morning?
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>>222133718
no.
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>>222133711
Because they are too under developed at this point with not enough time to make them more interesting, and because he's invested so much into Jon as the prince that was promised and all it's hard to imagine anything other than a Chosen one saving the day, which is itself very unbelievable and ill fitting in the world of Ice and Fire but any alternative will be feel like a dumb twist. I've never heard a theory for ending this that actually sounds good, honestly I don't think the Others should've been in the story at all.
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>>222133737
It makes Rhaegar the hero so people have chosen to disregard it
You should go and look at the leaks your yourself
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>>222133689
but then dany wont hatch dragons, shes going to be irrelevant
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>>222133652
Anyone remember when kinslaying is to be a big taboo in the books?
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>>222133725
>>222133780
Is GRRM trying to make us hate the Dornish?
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>>222133733
>Lover dies
>Brother dies
>Child is a stillbirth
Seems like a sensible series of events that would lead to suicide
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>>222133784
The Others don't need to be be particularly interesting or well developed, they're an external threat like an earthquake or a zombie invasion. What matter is the reaction they cause in the characters.
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>On the night of the red comet, Rhaella cries out a curse to the gods proclaiming that if she conceives a child it would not be a son but a vengeful daughter who would bring back dragons and burn the kingdoms.
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>>222133660
But in 100 years when the personal connections and biases are cleared away it will be appreciated for what it is
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>>222133655
>He doesn't know
According to House of the Dragon, Daenerys is the Prince that was Promised.
Daemon foresaw it. And Daenerys' own mother foresaw it as well
https://youtu.be/wDyB7bAC9N0
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>>222133775
>>222133789
D&D is non canon though everything post Tysha confession not being in the book can be disregarded as made up fabrications for views
Was the play written by George? Because that's the only thing that adds legitimacy to it, not it it "lines up" with fanfiction
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>>222133789
george said long ago that rhaegar was the perfect hero but he died before the story even started and thats his clever subversion. people just hate rhaegar because hes a cringelord and thats why they dont want this to be true
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>>222133784
The others are not meant to be much more then a force that unties mankind. Since Jon is so connected to that it makes sense for him to lead it as TPTWP.
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Arthur Dayne is gay
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>>222133789
The only thing aside from the literature that is canon (if the series is never finished) is the GoT show and AKotSK. HotD and this play are apocryphal fanfic. It has been decreed.
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>>222133780
>>222133725
It's fucking OVER. I would've been less mad if he was gay for Rhaeghar
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>>222133841
the D&D ending has events confirmed by GRRM as canon
GRRM is a producer on the play and it has information from not publicly revealed before

you guys needs to get over your copes, if you don't like George's story go write your fanfiction endings
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>>222133841
He read the script and gave it the ok I think
You can take it as being in the spirit of what George is going for I think, more-so than the shows
The fallout comes from Rhaegar being the good guy, a lot of backlash
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>>222133615
>
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>>222133823
>>222133843
To me that's why their boring though, asoiaf is all about complex characters and politics and they have none of that. They clearly have some degree of society but it's never been developed or explored and the reactions they've generated really aren't that interesting thus far and I don't know why they would be in the future. Oh no, Ice Zombies are coming, lets all team and fight them together! It's all the same issues the show ran into but they just bit the bullet and said fuck it to this storyline
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>>222133865
Unreliable narrators, Dayne nor Gwayne are gay, yuri fanfic isn’t canon.
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>>222133871
>He read the script and gave it the ok I think
He didn't just read it, he developed the story
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>why is it that only the women are going insane with grief? you’d think aerys, paranoid as he is, would be crazier knowing his reign was about to end
>He absolutely is crazy at the end lmao, he can’t tell reality from delusion. He keeps forgetting/doubting that Rhaegar is dead, believes he’s in Summerhall, talking to the air and, as stated, literally shouting burn them all and trying to kill hundreds of thousands. He ain’t sane
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>>222133871
It was just too many years of fan speculation and theory crafting that lead people to think he wasn't a good guy
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i feel like its logical that fags would join the kingsguard
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A big reason why this series is so popular is the speculation, judging from what people think of this perhaps George was correct in permanently delaying Winds
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I hate her so much. Bookchads... she gets raped to death soon, right? Rewatching S2, I know what a cunt she was to Hugh in the last episode.
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>>222133887
Oh yeah, they're the least interesting part of lore by far. It's why I'm not particularly bothered by Aray stabbing the Night King, he's just some zombie and not a real character to me.
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>>222133886
Hugh's wife is so distractingly ugly just like that out of place and time Detroit crackhead who shows up in the Vale scenes sometimes
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>>222133887
>they have none of that
They dont need much of it. It's supposed to contrast how dark the series is normally. Its a hopeful.
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>>222133898
Nothing that fat fuck outputs that ISN’T TWoW or new Dunk & Egg is valid. Fuck that fat lazy piece of shit, we reject his stamp.
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>>222133918
I'm sure she'll die in a fire soon
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>>222133950
headcannons aren't good for mental health
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>>222133950
Because it doesn’t fit your headcanon?
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>On the night of the red comet, Rhaella cries out a curse to the gods proclaiming that if she conceives a child it would not be a son but a vengeful daughter who would bring back dragons and burn the kingdoms
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>>222133918
She doesn't exist in the books which is why her death can't come soon enough
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>>222133959
>>222133962
Not the main series or d&e, not canon. End of story. Nothing to do with headcanon.
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>>222133971
Now it makes sense. Pure female cunt self insert "character"
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>>222133985
This is probably as authoritative you can get behind ASOIAF, D&E, F&B. Even The World of Ice and Fire is collaborative.
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>>222133918
lol hugh is not some devoted cuck husband in the books
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>>222133843
Rhaeghar is a pedophile that cheated on his wife and plunged the realm into a war that killed tens of thousands.
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>>222133950
>>222133985
This
Only main series, dunkaccini & eggcelsior AND f&b part 2 are canon
And not even that, only the BOOKS are canon, adaptations never count
Only people who have a problem accepting this are the ones who got lucky their cringe headcanons got picked for an adaptation
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>>222134011
Listen, she was just that tight mmkay
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So much seethe here. I just feed off of all of it.
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>>222134011
but his wife was ok with it. dornish women are massive cucks
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>>222134045
>>222134045
>>222134045
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>>222134011
This just cole
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>>222134009
Maybe the last episode's spat will result in him ditching this smelly poojeeta and not replacing her with another stupid slut but just riding dragons and being badass. Their kid is dead so nothing for him to stick around for.
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>>222134036
Tired of getting mustard yellow diarrhea from all the tumeric in your street slop that you eat off the floor?
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>>222134005
Everything you mentioned is authoritative. This play is not, HotD is not. GoT only enjoys it’s authority as long as the books aren’t finished.
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>>222134011
Rhaegar is the hero
>source
GRRM
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>>222133946
I guess I don't find it hopeful that the people need this unrealistic perfect fantasy villain in order to make them come together. It's the same with King Bran. People coming together to compromise and establish a new more equitable political and social order is a hopeful thing, not the autistic tree wizard coming in as immortal dictator. I don't feel the magical aspects of this story blend all that well with the realistic political storylines.
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>>222134011
>Rhaeghar is a pedophile
These are the "people" who call Drumpf a pedophile btw.
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>>222133602
>Jon Con was always a delusional homo with a big ego, he was never very important
>>222133584
>So does Jon Con just not exist or what? Lmao? Character has no presence in this story
The fujos are NOT going to like this. It's been their head canon for years that Jon is Rhaeghar's best friend, his right hand man, and a powerful man in Rhaeghar's circle
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>>222134090
I think convincing people is what will make it hopeful which also prepares Jon for rule as King
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>>222133643
Stop getting horny about young dead boys. Thats weird.



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