Which movies would you watch in your personal bombnado?
>>222133958>parks truck over exitheh nothing personal
What do they eat?
>>222133958>haha oops I forgot to put the shower curtain on the toilet agggghhhh I'm such a Homer Griffin, right family? Well, too late to go back and get that considering the whole nuclear bomb situation above, so... Who's up for using the toilet first? Don't be shy, we're all family here after all... haha
>>222134091He looks a little too happy to be in that situation
>>222134335its the happiness of his investment finally paying off
>>222133958the mom already grew a mutant arm
>>222133958What are these boxes below the bed?
>>222133958So, how would they survive if the hatch gets covered by rubble and there's no way to notice it from the outside? it doesnt seem like they have anything to call for attention
>>222134088each other
>>222134501There's a gun so it's gonna be fine
>>222133958I will never understand the normalfag mindset. I would rather die than spend more than 5 minutes in that setup>but it's built for only a few minutesClearly not as it has a fucking toilet, oven and bed
>>222134423It's a bomb/tornado shelter, not a radiation shelter. Can't sue for that
>>222133958Nice that they added a privacy curtain for the person shitting two feet away from your bed
>>222134091>I think I'll go first then. WHOA, honey, what were you thinking cooking that extra spicy chicken the night before the apocalypse. Maybe I shouldn't have had 3 servings too. Guess there'll be nuclear bombs going off down here too, haha.
>>222135474I know this bunker is probably meant to be one of the cheap ones, but holy shit, life inside one would be absolute misery
>>222133958He has only two cooler bags full of beer? Barely last a week.
>>222135256It would be considered pedophilia in America otherwise. Even during nuclear war.
>>222133958
The British Cold War ones look extra comfy. Most of the existing ones have been taken over by mobile phone companies now, so the antenna is above ground, and the electronics are in the former bunker.
>>222135528It's the kind of shit sold/marketed to the exact kind of upper middle class families with slight autism vibes that are hard to fully describe but you know exactly what you're dealing with once you're subjected to them. The father, despite not having any workmanlike talents, tries to take care of "craftsmanship" at home and buys shit like this. Part of what I do requires me to visit some of these homes and you just know once you're there that you're dealing with one of these families again. For some reason they usually always have one son and one daughter.
>>222133958Where will I fap in that?
>>222134088There are two tubs of emergency rations under the bed for when they run out of each others shit.
>>222134619>There's a gun so it's gonna be fineMost American post in this thread.
>>222136063just borrow the curtain
>>222136484Drape it over your lap so it's clearly going up and down with your hand.
>>222135256It is funny that they arranged the "bed" so the head end is right next to the toilet and septic tank. They didn't have to do that.
>>222136639Reminds me of the toilet being next to the viewing window in the Titan submerisble.I doubt these shelters are meant for long-term living. More like 72 hours max.
>>222136750Even one single hour is too much in that absolute desolate and literal shithole of a bunker. Obviously it's not long term because there's nothing there but a fucking toilet with a curtain that is placed in the middle like some kind of throne.
>>222136780The septic tank also looks like it would fill up pretty fast.
>>222133958>an entire hidden sub floor for poop storageAmerican engineering is a feat
>>222136823I only just now noticed the rifle next to the hatch
>>222133958>PATENT PENDINGWhat is there to patent about a bunker?
>>222137173This one has a non-stop Amazon Prime trailer screen.
>>222136880>we dont need guns the friendly muslum people will defend us
>>222137248No one said that.
>>222137258then why is it green?
>>222137286I do believe you've got me in checkmate.
>>222137186>no ai assistant that tells you that it's a great idea to hide the curtain from the others
>>222135991Every father with a son and daughter has thought about an apocalyptic event after which their children will have to repopulate the earth.
>>222134088The ladder is edible.Personally, I think it's a stupid idea, the one in OPThere's a reason bomb shelters are away from the house, if your whole house collapses on top of your stupid hatch you'll never ever going to get out.Unless you also pack tools to destroy the hatch and carve a tunnel or something, like hammers and saws, I know american houses are made of plywood and foam sealantBut if you have a brickhouse you are gonzo
>>222138068That's what the gun is for
>>222138153Why the fuck are you going to do in a bomb shelter if you plan to do that?Juts buy more guns, and dinamite, and when the bomb goes off, you sprint to your dinamite case, light some fuses, and throw them down a windowThe blast from the dinamite will equalize the blast from the bomb, and your house will not go downAnd then you just shoot at the radiation fallout
Wouldn't a bombnado be a tornado with tons of bombs blowing around in it and exploding?
>>222138753I could picture a bomb that, instead of exploding outwards, it explodes kinda like at an angleSo instead of going BOOM at the sides, it makes a tornado boom.
>>222133958>food stored next to shit>have to shit next to everyone>>222134088>>222134542there are 2 buckets of food under the bed next to the shit
>>222136365Do you not own guns in your third world country?
>>222134767>>222135528it's built for a tornado so like maybe half a day at worst
>>222136880>>222136823do you not own guns in your third world country? Also ARs are incredibly cheap compared to the price of a bunker
>>222133958That poop toilet box can literally storage like only few flushes lmao
>>222135852>Hot bunk Come-on why not add that few extra inches of concrete
>>222137921It's a great time to turn your son into an uncle.
seriously? nobody has posted this yet
>>222133958Where's CIA?
>>222133958Vietnam war movies
>you are probably wondering why I gathered you all here even though theres no apocalypse yet>*closes the hatch*>*let's out the nastiest stinkiest fart*
>>222139617Very cool read.
