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Name a Dornish woman who wasn't a slut
Imagine living in this bat infested goldmineSurely someone should have worked on an outside villa built outwards where you can stay
>>222135957Your moth-nevermind.
>>222135931Kek this cast is so funnyLook at Arthur Dayne, of course he's fruity, he looks like a mighty buck to break
>>222135931Damn, the Velaryons really got around post-Dance
>Aenys I died to poison>Baelor I may have been poisoned by Viserys>Joffrey died to poison>Jon Arynn died to poison >Strongly implied that Tywin was poisoned by Oberyn>Aegon II died to poison>Daenerys was almost poisoned>Melisandre only survived a poisoning attempt because of literal magicWhy is it so easy to poison Kings and Lord Paramounts in ASOIAF?
>>222135957what's next, mention smart ironborns?
>play is canon>book is canonPick one. There are too many contradictions to have both.
>>222136001There's that one guy who can read
>>222135957The bastards aren't and they want into pure love monogamy
>>222136025What a woke gay faggot
Dalton Greyjoy's uncle got graped in the summer of 132AC at Kayce
>>222136016Name the contradictions
>Lyanna explicitly makes Ned promise to not tell him about his blood, but also to not speak of prophecy or dreams or the song of ice and fire. Lyanna and Rhaegar both end up seeing that obsessing over prophecy very infamously really just doesn’t work very well
>>222135957The yellow toad
>>222135957>Name a Dornish woman who wasn't a slutMyriah MartellDaenerys Targaryen (daughter of Aegon IV)
>entire tourney of Harrenhal was a dornish plot pushed by Elia, Rhaegar was just an apathetic emo>Ashara out slutting around to gain support>Lewyn Martell killed Darry KG during the Trident as part of their plot to get Rhaegar killed so they could take over>Tywin literally beat them at their own plan of opening the gates and turning traitor>Dayne is a fag>every dornish woman is a bisexual whorefucking kek, not even shitposts about Dorne are this brutal. Elia was the architect of her own demise every step of the way. Bravo GRRM, total Dornoid death
from tragic lover who died for misterious reasons and the best knight of the realm to a slut who got pumped and dumped and a faggot. why did george destroy house dayne... is it because people made fun of darkstar?
>>222135931They want us to look at this and scream "LOOK, they are clearly trying to replace us in this fictional story!" So that they can cry racist, and distract you from the REAL reason shit like this happens. The reality is that THEY HAVE ALREADY INFILTRATED THE LONDON STAGEPLAY COMMUNITY AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS, AND ENTIRELY FORCED ALL WHITE PEOPLE OUT OF THAT MICROCOSM! AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WILL DO TO THE REST OF WESTERN SOCIETY IF WE LET THEM
the showrunners obsession with alicent has ruined this shownot that it doesnt have a lot of other problems but its such a stupid change and them making retarded plots to justify giving her so much screentime which could have been used for literally anything else
>>222136064oh good one more burden for poor Ned to pick up the pieces with.
>>222136039you know who is not woke, gay faggot? Your sister Asha
>>222136064So did Ned know what she meant when she was rambling about prophecy and the song of Ice and Fire and shit or was he just nodding along like, yeah, sure girl, whatever.
Apologize.
>>222136079There's nothing wrong with a gay son. Superman has a gay son. And irl, Richard Lionheart was possibly gay and was widely believed to have a homosexual affair with the King of France, but no one would ever deny Richard's manliness or charisma. Gay Son > Thot Daughter
WHO IS KEEPING THESE THREADS BUMPED AND THE BAKES CONSTANTLY CHURNED OUTYOU HAVE MORE BAD CONTENT THAN GOOD AT THIS POINTGAME OF THONES IS 5 LATER SEASONS OF LITERAL SHIT AND HOUSE OF THE DRAGON IS GAY RACE COMMUNIST REDDIT SUBVERSION ON TOP OF BEING DYKE FAN FICTIONDO YOU FAGGOT RETARDS REALLY ENJOY EATING LITERAL SHIT
>>222136083The type of shit Aerion was hearing the last hours before that wildfire shot
So, who are the biggest winners and losers here, reputation wise?
>>222136080>from tragic loverTo tragic loverLiterally nothing changed, she was not married to ned and she was not married to brandon. You people are making a huge deal over nothingShe loved Brandon, and when both he and their child died she killed herself, this fits with what we knew about her story perfectly.
>>222136054Stop writing extraneous lore on obscure historical characters and finish the book george
>>222136123New lore dropped
>>222136131>winnerperhaps Ned who is now a literal saint for still caring about his rotten ass family after all the shit they didJaime, I suppose>loserseveryone else
>>222136131>winnersAerys, Brandon>Loserseveryone else
>>222136131winners: Eddard, Robert, Aerys, Tywin, Gregor, Catelyn, Petyr, Rhaegarlosers: Elia, Lyanna, Arthur, Brandon, Rhaella, Daenerys, Ashara, Barristan
>>222136131>biggest winnersRhaeghar won.>Better warrior than Robert>Lyanna consented>Elia approved of his relationship with Lyanna>He only lost because of literal magic distracting him in the middle of a fight
>>222136079I used to think grrm was too pro-dornish in his writing. What a fool, I see the vision now George.
>>222136165>>222136166a RR series would be hilarious from Ned's perspective
>Ashara initially rejects Brandon's advances and tries to seduce Ned, but Ned makes the point that he is saving himself for his future wife.
>There’s a ton of Robert and Ned interactions, they are shown to be very close. After Robert wins the melee, Ned jumps into his arms. And at the end when Ned returns to KL after Lya’s death, Robert collapses in Ned’s arms, sobbing
Did that little faggot Brynden Rivers cause the vision distraction?
>>222136207Source?
>Reachmen vindicated>Blackfyres vindicated>Tywin vindicated>Robert vindicatedis George an actual retard
>>222136115I didn't know how much of a noble deed killing Elia and her dornespawn was, wise Ser GregorI apologize.
>>222136194>I used to think grrm was too pro-dornish in his writingYou mean how he murder grapes every single Dornishmen in the current via pride before the fall and justifies this arrogance retroactively with ancient glory centuries ago?That's a clear pattern
>>222136231he was based all along
>>222136231Chud series. Chud author. Cope and seethe
Any chance there will be a movie adaption of the play?
>>222136222Indubitably >>222136231>>Robert vindicatedlol
>>222136231Cuckfyre are still usurpers
>>222136222Not, it was Bran fucking up with his time travelling powers, again
>>222136132>loved Brandon, and Elia, and apparently tried to talk Barristan out of his vows for a quick fuckGRRM claimed that Arthur and Ashara were supposed to represent a shining era that no longer existed, literally fallen stars. The perfect knight and lady, hence why they were kept mysterious. Now they are just a fag and a whore. Howland should have let him die slow from poison
>>222136222The first based thing he ever did in his life, I approve
>>222136231How are any of these retards vindicated?Explain
>>222136231He's been setting up the Targs as the villains the whole time. Did you think insane, imperialist, racist, slaving, incestuous, blood magic using, mass murders were the good guys?
>>222136246They’ll probably film it and release it in a year, usually the script gets published
poppa bear?
>>222136131for me ned is the biggest winner, i always thought he was boring and over-hyped but he truly is the one good guy who had to pick up the pieces after a bunch of sluts, schizos, jocks and gays ruined everything. biggest loser is lyanna who went from a poor groomed princess to schizo who justified the death of her family and the death of millions with some nonsense prophecy
>>222136258>and apparently tried to talk Barristan out of his vowsNo? Barristand just says he found her sexy, where does this headcanon come from?
>>222136255How does that even make sense? Bran would never be born if this shit doesn't happen?
>>222136274Yes, just like irl
I can't find a tweet that states that rhaegar disarmed robert, only that he offered robert many opportunities to yield. Are targcucks here just mixing in their own headcanons?
>>222136258>The perfect knight and ladyThe Hound and Sansa already did that in the main series
>>222136276I don't give a shit about the negro play. I want it adapted into a real movie.
>Robert got his ass beat. Robert was on his knees rhaegars sword was at his neck. Then rhaegar started dragon dreaming and Robert was able to kill him.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://old.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1v9k0q2/spoiler_extended_the_play_confirmed/
>>222136293there are only a couple of sources so expect a lot of disinfo until more people see it and can confirm what is true
>>222136321>I want it adapted into a real movie.With REAL negro actors
What if fAegon really is Aegon Targaryen and Varys kidnapped him as a baby to groom him as a Blackfyre while having him pass as a legitimately Targeryen (which he is)
>>222136329You would think one of the thousands of soldiers might have seen itThis is either a retcon or not george canon
>>222136290>How does that even make sense? Bran would never be born if this shit doesn't happen?Counter argument: Bran can only be born and become the three eye raven IF it happens. Basically a closed time loop. Kinda like how Kyle is the father of John Connor in Terminator, even though Kyle was born decades AFTER John Connor .
>>222136184makes me sick to admit it but its true. he got compeltely whitewashed. i hate him even more now
>>222136329The """"Demon"""" of The Trident everyone
>>222136342That would be stupid
>>222135931This is for the theater play, so I don't care
>>222136329>PLEASE RHAEGAR I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN FRONT OF LYANNA!bobby no...
>>222136329KINO
>>222136393They don’t understand that and want to be angry
>>222136329bro that is awful gah damn
If Rhaegar was a warrior capable of dispatching robert (who in this same play beats the mountain and oberyn) you would think SOMEONE might have mentioned it, hell, thought about itJaime never even thinks about Rhaegar as a warrior, and he's the most avid powerscaler in the setting, constantly making tier lists in his own mind
>>222136429Jaime glazes the fuck outta Rhaegar
>>222135931Holy shit and you niggers are still debating on whether this garbage is canon.
>>222136437Not as a top tier fighterHe sees him as the idealized prince
>>222136437Jaime glazes the kingsguard not Rhaegar
>>222136209>according to someone they also touched foreheads after Robert put Ned downWhy didn't he just marry Ned?
>>222136437Not really, he doesn't hate him like with Aerys but he doesn't seem to be a massive fan either
>>222136429Isn't it obvious? Rhaegar-sama only goes all out when he wants to kill someone. Rhaegar-sama would never go all out in a sparring match or a tourney.
>>222136329Bobby B stocks at an all time low.
>>222136490Mountain and Oberyn too, who Robert BEATSUtter travesty
>>222136481Miwa would have SLAUGHTERED fraudki here but sadly she had a dragon dream while trying to set up the new shadow style
>>222136490>even entertaining the idea that a play full of niggers is canonNgmi
Rhaegar entering Gary-stu territory, would strongly recommend GRRM to tone that shit down if he's looking for writing advice on TWOW
>Jon Con wasn't even mentioned in the play despite being best friends with RhaegarGriffin bros, was this just an one side relationship all along?
>>222136511Almost all of the Baratheons were black in the book.
>>222136511The casting of plays doesn’t matter and isn’t like shows. They all could’ve been chinese and it wouldn't matter.
>>222136525Nah this is exquisite Faggot TikTok era fandom has been slandering this Chad for half a decadeNow all their headcanon nonsense is proven BS
Niggers should exist across the narrow sea only.
>>222136529>Jon Con wasn't even mentioned in the play despite being best friends with RhaegarHe wasn't close friends or part of Rhaegar's inner circle, he was more of an distant admirer...
>Prime robert can't even beat a twink princeHe was so lucky the kingsguard weren't there, the white bull and arthur dayne would have been taking turns on his sorry stormlander asshole"gods I was a fraud then"
>>222136525How? Lyanna and Elia are the ones egging him on
>>222136529>being best friendsJon Con is the only person who thinks Jon Con was close with Rhaegar
>>222136559>Why is the peak warrior outmatching prime Bobby B with his wife pushing him to get another wife and a harem a Mary Sue
>gods i was strong then, i btfod rhaegar with a swing of my hammer!what a fraud lmao, no wonder cersei didnt respect him and didnt let him breed her. she would have been an obedient loyal wife to gigachad rhaegar
>tfw it was lyanna that gave rhaegar the dream that got him killed
>>222136591>>prime Bobby BDoesn’t mean much nowadays
>>222136599And Jaime would actually respect it and gladly stand outside the door as he impregnated his sister because Rhaegar was that guy
>>222136131Rhaegar is arguably the biggest winner. He is now completely clear of wrongdoing, and it appears he would have beaten Robert if not for a literal deus ex machina that only makes his downfall seem more tragic.Ned is also the ultimate winner, because it is clear he is the only best man of his generation. (Although that should have been obvious to discerning readers)
>>222136617>honey? wrong time to cal-ACK
>>222136538>plays don’t matter*Ftfy and again, I must repeat for the mentally challenged itt, if it’s unwritten, it’s not canon.
>>222136599>she would have been an obedient loyal wife to gigachad rhaegarYup. >Cersei would never cheat on Robert because she was obsessed with him>Cersei marrying Rhaegar means that Aerys and Tywin's relationship would never fall apart>Tywin as hand would keep Aery's insanity in check>Cersei wouldn't allow Rhaegar to cuckqueen her like Elia did, which means that Lyanna would never "run off" with Rhaegar >Because Lyanna never ran off, there would be no rebellion >Arthur Dayne and the legendary Kingsguard stay alive, greatly bolstering the realm's fighting force when the Long Night comes >No War of the Five Kings and no Robert's Rebellion means that there will be THOUSANDS more soldiers and a united realm to face the others>Rhaegar and Lyanna's dragon dreams + The Three Eyed Raven means that the dragons will still probably hatchCersei x Rhaegar was THE DESTINED PATH TO PEACE AND A GOLD AGE
>>222136629>He is now completely clear of wrongdoing,No, he fell for the women meme
>>222136641>if it’s unwrittenplays have scripts buddy
>>222136641>t. Robert Baratheon
>>222136329>entire battle took place on horseback according to GRRM>but actually Robert was somehow disarmed on his knees, before getting back on his horse to kill Rhaegar as he had a dragon dreamdefinitely canon, just like the Starks all being black
>>222136620Rhaegar would slaughter Jaime, Arthur Dayne and Barristan in a 1 v 3 if he went ALL OUTDaemon Blackfyre and Aemon Dragonknight have lost any chance at being the greatest Targ warriors, Rhaegar is the mightiest fighter who ever lived
>>222136656So does HotD and it’s not canon, mongoloid.
>>222136629Ned Stark is probably the greatest man who has ever lived.
>>222136664>>222136665>>222136666oh dear, the copes are coming
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>>222136680Biggest cuck
>ned: i killed arthur dayne in an epic duel, it was something else bobby, 1v1, a fight of epic proportions>bobby: yeah ned but its nothing compared to how i destroyed that little bitch rhaegar, he was on his knees begging but i just squashed him like a bug!lol the lads loved to bullshit
>>222136115A true knight to the very end.
>>222136664It could’ve started on horseback and ended on foot>>222136690The only remaining Bobby B supporters are third world AI enthusiasts.
>>222136690>he wonAIEEE OLD GODS PLEASE SEND HIM A VISION I'M GETTING MY ASS HANDED TO ME PLEAAASE
Targ bros... these good for nothing Andals and first men.... barbarians the lot of them. Why must they always break and corrupt our beautiful pure blood? We could have been their perfect gods that steered their kingdom into a golden millenia.
>>222136685No cope, only a retard would even toy with the idea that a play that nobody asked and contradicts established lore would gain canonical status. Have fun discussing by all means but if you believe that then it is you that one coping.
>>222136696Typical fucking boomers
>>222136540>chad>is a /weakmind/ faggot who gets bossed around by Elia and Lyanna, trolled by Aerys, killed by Robertthis play makes Rhaegar even more pathetic, I'd like him better as a gigachad willing to kidnap and rape a girl to fullfil a prophecy
>No cope, only a retard would even toy with the idea that a play that nobody asked and contradicts established lore would gain canonical status. Have fun discussing by all means but if you believe that then it is you that one coping.
>Borros dies to the lads>Lyonel loses to Dunk>Robert loses to RhaegarMaybe the Durrandon blood was weak all along...
>>222136732This but unironically. Fatman just played you all and now it will be 2 more weeks until TWoW and ADoS.
>>222136644honestly i understand her now, she wanted to marry the ultimate chad of the realm and got the realm's biggest fraud instead. poor girl.
>>222136753>twow>bran sees the battle of the trident>"robert's victory was built on a lie"Bravo george, I kneel
>>222136722>>222136732>>222136740Robert's rebellion was always going to get adapted into a movie/mini series. This will be adapted without a doubt.
>Oberyn lost to BobbyHow shit is he?
>>222136665>Rhaegar would slaughter Jaime, Arthur Dayne and Barristan in a 1 v 3 if he went ALL OUThttps://youtu.be/8tbO3TWv8vMIt's Arthur Dayne
Best fighters in westeros tier lists: obsolete
>>222136808GRRM is not a reliable source
You guys realize combat to the death isn't like some anime powerlevel thing right? Some fighters just have better days, better vantage points, and better conditions.
>>222136818>GRRM is not a reliable sourceI kneel
Anyways, I’m happy this general has been given something other than hotdoodoo to talk about even if it’s going to be annoying dealing with “the play is canon” fags
Night King was just a poor sod of the Nightwatch, the leader of the others is a woman, the CORPSE Queen/Bride.Arya killing the Night King WILL happen because actually Arya in Game of Thrones was merged with Lady Stone Heart, that's why she became more callous when her book story is about more about caring for small folk and discovering her passion for wanderlust. Lady Stone Heart will catfight and shred that ice bitch.
>>222136808This video is old, new Rhaegar is stronger
>robert beats rhaegar, oberyn, and the mountain in a fucking meleeOk this is approaching Mary sue territory, this guys just too powerful
>>222136808>my wildcardsgeorge just shut the fuck up lmao nobody likes that
>>222136833He’s lost all his aura
>>222136822>You guys realize combat to the death isn't like some anime powerlevel thing right? Some fighters just have better days, better vantage points, and better conditions.Objectively not true in ASOIAF. Barristan infiltrated a castle solo, slew every enemy that stood in his way, and then freed Aerys. Daemon Blackfyre could apparently fight for literal hours. The top tiers in ASOIAF are quite basically comic book peak human tier.
>>222136835There is a clear pattern of GRRM where, after all the male villains are defeated, there's one last female villain to defeat.>Rhaenyra>Cersei>Danny>Other QueenAnd they're always incompetent or completely in over their head.
>>222136839Robert loses to RhaegarAlso he would not be a gary stu because him being the best warrior of his ear would be balanced by his flaws such as being a shit king, a drunkard, and not being able to even get his wife to give him a single truebornWith Rhaegar now he's perfect, if only he didn't have that stupid random ass vision he would have become king of the world with an harem that loved him and his son would have destroyed the others etc etc
STANNISSTANNISSTANNIS
>>222136086They could at least do something fun with her if they are doing full derail. Let her claim Cannibal for example.
What character in this verse would give the best cock and ball sucking?
>>222136822>I-I was just having a bad day!Robert....
>the fraud of the trident>the fag of the morning>ashara the tournament bicycle>lyanna "all of my family will die but its a sacrifice im willing to make" stark
>>222136166Jon is a bastard confirmed no secret marriage, so that explains why he's not going to rule anyone.
Rhaegar rapes your favorite character
>>222136918>lyanna "all of my family will die but its a sacrifice im willing to make" starkIt was necessary
>>222136839Doesn't work because we know he was alcoholic dudebro who fucked everything that moved with delusion that some woman loved him and he ended up as shitty fat king. Meanwhile stage play turned rhaegar into perfect man who only was fucked by scheming woman and ass pulled dragon seizure
>If
>>222136918Did they make arthur gay
>>222136907>What character in this verse would give the best cock and ball sucking?Ashara Dayne for sure. She has lots of experience.
Rhaegar chose two terrible women dying in childbirth or turning barren when Cersei was right in front of him
>>222136928They don’t confirm that, it’s implied that they got married but they don’t show it
NedCat won. I was sick people shitting on her when she is mean to Jon BECAUSE she loves Ned that much his existence hurts her. If Ned had told her he was his brother's bastard, then literally everything would have been better. She would have felt pity for the boy and never have a shadow of doubt about Ned.
>>222136907Cersei but only if it was Rhaegar's cock and balls.
>The penultimate scene of the play is Cersei convincing Jaime not to join the Nights Watch for forsaking his vows, and instead stay in the Kingsguard so they can “fuck on the royal bed” and their children can sit the Iron Throne
>>222136944>meet potential targaryen king
>>222136891Pink letter was real and ramsay outsmarted and beaten stannis
PLEASE GEORGEWE NEED A NEW BLOG POSTDEBOOOOOOOOONNNK THIS
>>222136886>>222136940>RHAEGAR IS *TOO* PERFECT IT’S NOT FAIR!
>>222136976How would Jon being Brandon’s bastard be better? That makes him an even bigger threat to her children?
>>222136976Or she would be even more determined to get rid of jon because sheltering rhaegar bastard means putting her entire family in danger
>>222137005The only way for him not to be a gary stu now is if the Others are beaten by someone completely unrelated to the prophecyHis obsession with it is the ONLY character flaw that may remain stillAnd since we know bloodr- I mean bran sits the throne, now, Rhaegar was right about everything, a better fighter, smarter, more beautiful, more noble, etc etc and robert's rebellion was built on a lie o algo
>Rhaella was the mad queen all alongKino
TOTAL TARG SUPREMACY
>>222136976>>222137028Nevermind i cant read. I guess its time to finally go to sleep im too tired
>>222136979Chadnon
>>222136329Fuck that
>Aerys and Rhaegar having a wife breeding competition to get to three kids firstkino
My boy Egg really did a number on his family huh?
>>222137044Silly Jaime, when she screamed "you're hurting me" she was actually in ecstasy of pleasure.Darry knew, which is why he stopped him
so bobby was some clown whos girl willingly ran off with a man that was better than him at everything, including fighting and he only defeated him because of luck... this is the biggest aura loss in the history of the franchise.
ITS NOT FAIRROBERT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BETTER MAN AND WARRIOR!HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO US FELLOW FREEFOLK?
>>222137065I don’t really get that because Aerys had other kids, they just died young
Andal, First Men, Rhoynar and Valyrian whores existe to worship Valyrian cock. Yay or nay?
>>222137083The writer of this play kinda forgot.
>>222137080IT’S… IT’S NOT CANON OK! GODS I WAS STRONG THEN!
>>222137080Only if you foolishly believe what you’ve been told. If Hotd showrunners can disregard grrm as an unreliable source then so can we, no, so we MUST.
>>222137083they don't count if they die
Just realized that asoif is shit and George is a fatass hack.
>>222136115I apologize good Ser Gregor, you brought the father's justice on an evil schemer.
>>222135966they have an entire port city nearby of lannisport
>>222137112Since when? They survived long enough to get named?
>Robert beat the Mountain>Rhaegar would never be able to beat the MountainRobert is stronger than Rhaegar, end of story
Hotd would be more entertaining as a comedy.
>>222137123No the rules are different once you enter into a breeding competition with your son
TOTAL VALYRIAN SUPREMACY I hope none of you ever doubted the master race
>>222137127>Rhaegar would never be able to beat the MountainHe would thoughApparently he would wipe the floor with everyone if the gods didn't bombard him with visions
>>222136882Right but my point is that Arya killing the Night King wasn't out of nowhere because Arya in the show is a merged character. And it makes more sense for Cat to BTFO the Other Queen when she's kind of the Fire Equivalent. It may be a mutual kill, or she'll survive and restore some of her humanity but choose to leave her children (who are now safe) and adopt Jon (who is undead fire zombie like her) and travel to the North together with Ghost, maybe Val and other Wildlings. Jon finding out who his mother is and rejecting all that shit would earn him the mother he always wanted.
>>222137141>Cole's marcher cock had the opportunity to claim both of these forever
if they were married cersei would have made sure that not one drop of rhaegar's semen ended up outside of her vagina
>the Long Night ruined by A Game of Thrones>The Dance of Dragons ruined by House of the Dragon>Robert's Rebellion ruined by the Robert's Rebellion playWhat's next?
>>222137167Tywin would observe the act clinically to make sure of the same
>>222136899she really should be a dragonrider if shes going to have so much screentime in a show about warring dragonriders
>rhaegar is just a poor sap who didn't intend anything bad to happen, it was just a bad sequence of events that were out of everyone's controldid the HOTD writers help with this? What is wrong with modern writers where nobody can be at fault?
>>222137172Ruined FOR YOU. This version of RR is kino.
>>222137172What's next? What's left? I guess the Blackfyre stuff. It wasn't an accident when Bloodraven shot that arrow at Daemon and his sons, he didn't mean to kill him
Did the play forget about Aegon? Daenerys saw him, Elia and Rhaegar in a vision
I seriously hope you faggots didn't ever doubt Rhaegar Chadgaryen
>>222137165He fumbled both and Gwayne who is like the best person in his show.
>>222137190Excuse me are you implying CHADgar can be at fault? He's literally a perfect being.
>>222137156>last living member of the Targs is currently shitting herself to death in a field>Lys is an island sized whorehouse where foreigners come to fuck valyrians because they have no other useful talents than being holeswoah, how can other races even compete?
>>222137172>Valarra ruined by Big Dunk Cock
>>222137208>Aegor you have to believe me it was a warning shot! I didn't mean to-ACK MY EYE, YOU CUR
>>222137210Apparently Rhaegar says he's the prince that was promised but then changes his mind after getting another vision.
Opinions about this respectful bunch
>>222137172Aegons conquest mobile game sponsored by stake dot com
>>222137172dunk & egg stories ruined by akosk s2 obviously, we all know its going to happen
>>222137208>No no no weirwood bow no!
Rhaegar cummies
>>222137241Heroes
The scene Rhae Rhae rises from the throne after cutting herself and rushing out looks like a raven/crow with spread out wings.Is *HE* behind it?
Admit it, Bobby B was the greatest king Westeros has ever seen or will see.
>>222137241>PoV: It's not coming home
>Prince Rhaegar, I need you to cum inside my daughter.
>>222137241>tywin literally just used Elia's own planClegane did nothing wrong, he cut the head off the eternally treasonous dornish snake
>>222137241They stopped the evil Elia martell from taking over the realmThe evil dornelings were to be eliminated too. Bitter business, but someone had to do it
>>222136818>>222136836Kek
>>222137172dunk is going to have gay sex in s2 so probably that
>cersei loves rhaegar>elia loves rhaegar and shes happy to be cucked by him>lyanna loves rhaegar>several men are gay for rhaegari hate him i hate him i hate him
>>222136079Was lewyn in league with elia or nah?
RHAEGAR PLEASE CUM IN MY SISTER SHE'S ASKING PLEASE CUM IN HER MOUTH AND PUSSY AND LET ME WATCH >>222137245
>>222137287>t. Robert Baratheon
>>222137287Calm down bobby he's dead, the 7 saved you, he can't hurt you anymore
>>222137287>elia loves rhaegar and shes happy to be cucked by himElia explicitely doesn't love him, she's cordial with him. She is in love with Ashara.
>>222137287>Barbary loves Brandon>Ashara loves Brandon>My beloved Cat loves BrandonI hate him I hate him I hate him
>>222137287Elia doesn't love Rhaegar. She's probably a lesbian.
>>222137299Jaime said this, although he stood outside the chambers like a good guardsman.
>>222137322calm down baelish
>Promise me Rhaegar... that you will unload every last drop into my virgin pussy
>>222137322Cat doesn't love Brandon, she remembers him fondly like a crush. Ned didn't even love Ashara so that's confirmed. He wanted to save his heart and virginity for his would be wife which is adorable.Ned Cat supremacy.
>>222137322Don’t try and strategically slander Ned Stark you Bobby B shill
>>222137287>Ashara loves Ned>Robert loves Ned>I love NedI hate Jon I hate Jon I hate Jon
>>222137306>Elia loves Ashara who loves Brandon who got killed because Rhaegar loves Lyanna but also JonCon loves Rhaegar but meanwhile Arthur Dayne is sucking cock as Jaime thinks about Cersei who thinks abour Rhaegar.What the FUCK is going on at the red keep, is it something in the fucking water?
>>222136329>rhaegar had robert beat and on his knees but no one ever said anything>aerys' wife was also cruel and mad but no one said anythingNice "canon" play you got there
Turns out JonCon was right about Elia
Oh they mad on TikTok lmao
>>222137356It was clearly doing the Littlefinger bit, he's Brandon's number one hater and he lost a duel to him
>>222137360Ashara loves Elia too. They are lovers, she also loves Brandon. But Elia doesn't love Rhaegar, she's more a political savvy partner because he's retarded.
>>222137360>Jaime is the only faithful man in the Red Keep
Ashara was an IQ test. Anyone who thought she was anything other than a red herring was borderline retarded.
Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought bravely. And Rhaegar fell asleep
*saved the realm*
Perfect knight being gay (or at least liking dick) makes sense. Gwayne following that tradition. Don't think anything wrong, as long he's a good man.
>the tourney at harrenhal where rhaegar rizzed up lyanna right infront of a seething cucky b
Why didn't the gods bombard Brandon with visions so Petyr could snatch a last second win?
Poor Barristan
>Who am I raping?
>>222137361Bobbykeks were getting uppity about their guy beating both gregor and oberyn in a melee a few threads ago but now more infos came out and suddenly the play's not canon lmao?
good news. a homo erectus man from africa was resurrected by science so he could star in game of thrones.
>>222137433Littlefinger is literally me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnsOJefiYoWhy didn't george mention it? That bobby had to suck Rhaegars cock to buy time?
>>222137339This is my Lyanna
I will remember this btw. You fucking worthless craven fucks. Hyping up non canon play shit to salvage your absolute pussy of a character. When this shit is actually serialized and turned into a short series and Rhaegar is humiliated I will laugh in your faces
>Ned and Bobby B would be secondary background characters that only exist to get mowed down by the heroic fantasy knights but both got lucky and underhandedly killed two of the most legendary figures of their time putting events into motion that send the entire realm into chaos and destruction instead of the usual fantasy story heroic fairytale ending.Kino subversion
>>222137479
>I will remember this btw. You fucking worthless craven fucks. Hyping up non canon play shit to salvage your absolute pussy of a character. When this shit is actually serialized and turned into a short series and Rhaegar is humiliated I will laugh in your faces
Daemon Targaryen would have easily taken care of Roberts Rebellion. Shame he was born in the wrong era.
>>222137488>rhaegar can beat anyone>but he was too afraid to fight his dad 1v1 /ourking/
Atp I’m convinced they do shit like this to make retards like us seethe and mald to drive engagement
>>222137488What is this cope? Dumb faggot killed a major noble and his heir plus all the bullshit he did to Tywin
>>222137479>t. cucked by rhaegar
>>222137488I AM SORRY YOUR GRACE
>>222137532Everyone else in his family was mad so people are forgetting that he was mad too.
>>222137515Daemon would murder a child, and then kill himself in an suicide charge
>T-THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT IT DOESNT COUNT! REFFFFS!!!!! THERE WAS DIRT IN MY EYE STOP THE CLOCKKKKK-ACK!!!
>>222137529ObviouslyOnly chuds like Robert, so humiliating him is an attack on the chuds. It's no coincidence it happens in the nigger play
Were Rhaegar and/or Tywin behind Duskendale or nah?
>>222137488i bet elia that little dornish snake had some plots to bribe the guy who shaved aerys to cut his throat or maybe she put poison in his bathtub. he avoided all of that thanks to his superior intellect and then told her a bunch of dornish jokes. absolute madlad
>>222137563Rhaegar is an Aryan BVLL THOUGH?
>THE PLAY ISN’T CAN-ACK!!!!!!
>>222137579Elia placed wildfire under the city, wise king Aerys, before the battle could reach the city, ordered Rossart to remove them to avoid bloodshed.Sadly Jaime misunderstood our gracious king's intentions
>Brandon didn't do anything to Ned as depicted in this. Ned wasn't interested in Ashara romantically - Brandon wanted him to dance with her so Ned could help him arrange for her yo meet with him, Ned was scandalized about being asked to do that, so Brandon asked Ashara for him and said it was because Ned was too shy. Ashara understands what's happening and is entertained, but also has interesting and important discussions with Ned about the current politics and the nature of love and duty - Ashara flirts with Ned a bit because she thinks his obsession with duty to the exclusion of love and desire is silly (he is clearly appalled with Brandon, she is not) and she's pushing him a bit to loosen up, he rebuffs the advance but seems to take her advice seriously. Based on what Ashara learns about the Starks and reports to Elia, Elia tells Rhaegar Ned is the Stark he needs to win over because he is the one who will take this seriously. Ashara meets with Brandon but is not in love with him in a serious way - she tells Ned she takes lots of lovers, and we see that she and Elia are lovers. She says that the gods would not give us desires if we were meant to ignore them, the vibe is all very polyamorous and sex positive.>Brandon was not guilt ridden about his vows - he says repeatedly to Ned that it doesn't matter because he's not married yet, and vows are a curse anyway, he's very carefree about the whole thing.Part of what Ned has done for the >Daynes is let them convince him, before everything goes to shit and he can't, that the Starks ought to support Rhaegar in usurping his father
>>222137563Complete opposite Rhaegar is hated on by trannies and libs>>222137372
Arya might be the PTWPArya is the third child, mistakenly identified as Lyanna by Rhaegar in his vision, has targ blood through Aemond(lol). It just lines up.
>>222137603They hate rhaegar but they don't like robert lmao
>>222137608This is well known
>>222137563Rhaegar was literally seen as a pedophile rapist before this, who preferred to read books and play instruments over the sword
Rhaegar was already bleeding out with his head crushed in when he imagined himself beating Robert and seeing a dragon vision. Just like Cat was losing it before her death.
>>222137608This is the final victory of the Greens
>>222137620Robert was actually disarmed, and Rhaegar was asking him to yield with his sword to his throat. Then he has the dragon dream.
>>222137453bobby winning the melee at Harrenhal is already canon from the books so it's nothing new other than who competed. Kekghar shit goes against GRRM saying the entire fight was on horseback
>>222137654>entire fight was on horsebackWhere did he say this?
>As something of a Dany stan I was not actually unhappy watching this play.>One of the main theses of the play is that knowing about the prophecy is what makes Targaryans go mad. The two main factors in Aerys madness are flashbacks to Summerhall and knowing that his grandfather died trying to bring dragons back and make the prophecy come true, and his own inability to figure out how to make it come true. Rhaella is also crazy, believes it will be a daughter with the promised power and wants her to use it to burn the world. Rhaegar is fairly intelligent (if eccentric) and well intentioned, and he gets some guidance from dragon dreams, but the more he obsesses over the prophecy the more he doubts his own sanity and the less rationally he acts. Lyanna becomes obsessed with it too. Lyanna begs Ned on her death bed not just to not tell anyone who Jon's parents are, but specifically never to tell Jon about his father or about the song so he can be his own person.>The upshot of all of this is Dany going crazy would not be some genetic ticking time bomb. I'm not mad at the idea that the more she finds out about what her role is meant to be, and the more she obsesses over how to control a prophesy, the crazier she is going to get because anyone would. I think the point of doing everything this way is that ASOIF is, like pretty much all fantasy, responsive to Tolkien. After spending a lifetime trying to figure out if he was really destined to become king and then high on the knowledge that it was destined and he's maybe infallible, Aragorn really ought to be crazy. I think the point is destined heroes make sense for vanquishing enemies but do not make sense as a good or stable system of governance. Empires are bad even if there's a chosen one placed in charge, and knowing you're a chosen one would probably make you even worse at being in charge.
>>222137601>Ashara meets with Brandon but is not in love with him in a serious way - she tells Ned she takes lots of lovers, and we see that she and Elia are lovers. She says that the gods would not give us desires if we were meant to ignore them, the vibe is all very polyamorous and sex positive.oh my god what a slut, and we thought she was some innocent tragic maiden destroyed by losing her one true love ned because of his sense of duty. menawhile she sucked and fucked half of westeros!
>>222137608>Arya>has targ blood through Aemond???????????????????????
You're laughing at robert you're laughing at robert while normiefags are crying about dany being confirmed insane
>>222137646Nope that was just in his last dying internal thoughts and he bled out
>>222137493>heroic fantasy knights>a depressed sissy who gets bullied by his sickly wife and a 15 year old girl into doing what they want>a raging dornish faggotkekghar and the Sword Swallower of the morning are fucking clowns
>>222137688Alys Whent theory, now legitimized by hotd
>>222137688Whent theory, Aemond had a son with Alys and the theory is that kid’s son is the ancestors of the Whents which means he’s an an ancestor to the Starks
>>222137511
>>222137695Yeah that rhaegar guy is trying to own the chuds but we chuds won a far bigger prize
>>222137688Greenfags are coping hard as usual
>>222137715Rhaegar wouldn't have won if the 7 didn't asspull a vision via bluetooth that Rhaegar had accidentally left open
>>222137743Lol, lmao even
George please write a blogpost, we need to know
>>222137679lmao danyfags are coping really hard>i-its ok if she goes mad because its a criticism of i-imperialism
So now it's confirmed that George is spitefully just not releasing the books because everyone shat on the show ending right?
>>222137674in an interview where he says pic related is his favorite art of the Trident because it actually shows that the fight was on horseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnsOJefiYo
>>222137679>targs are meant to go insane trying to deal with their prophecy bullshit>dany interprets the wrong one and still goes insaneInteresting cope
>>222137812Not the entire fight, though.
>dany mad queen arc is confirmed>rhaella was a crazy bitch not just an innocent rape victim>ashara was a slut>elia was a cuck>lyanna was a prophecy obsessed schizo who went with rhaegar willingly and even pushed him to be more schizofoids lost really hard, bobby sacrificed himself for a good cause
>>222137838Right Bobby Bros need to take this one for the team.
>>222137838>bobby sacrificedHe tried, but Bloodraven saved him last minute by sending a psychic attack to his own kin (it's his favorite hobby)
>>222137838Lyanna one is such a wild reveal, like what the fuck lol, it was the 15 year old Stark girl obsessed with prophecy not the Targ prince
>>222137838>bobby sacrificed himself for a good causeRobert Baratheon lost his fight to Rhaegar and it was only because of the intervention of a dragon dream which dazed Rhaegar that he was able to recover his warhammer and kill him. When he got the throne, plunged the realm into ruinous debt. His wife cucked him, having incest babies with her twin brother, which he was oblivious to.
>>222137875I was sure she wasn't kidnapped and she fell for Rhaegar, because you know, retarded teenager + handsome princeBut her being more schizo than Rhaegar I didn't see coming kek
>>222137865Blackfyre shits are not his kin
>>222137875Lyanna Stark belongs to a house deeply ingrained to be schizo as a survival mechanism via the Long Night
Targs came out of this looking like complete giga chuds I guess martin is really ok with the peasantry getting killed every few years in sacrifice to some stability in the future probably according to some vague dream no wonder he doesn't want to finish this slop
>>222137838>>222137875They were both obsessed, Lyanna just leaned more into it after Rickard and Brandon died as a way to cope. Rhaegar became disillusioned after they died but Lyanna brought him back into it.
>>222137905They literally are, and Rhaegar was of Daeron's line anyways
>>222137912This is fine, provided it's a male Targaryen We have never hated white male zeniths (Targs). We hate when white women do it like whores and fags
>>222137838>Ned and Bobby B sacrificed their youth and innocence to save Westeros from the Targ menace>live the rest of their lives as PTSD ridden wreckssad!
>>222137923Rhaegar is not a blackfyre shit
>pissed off at show got>pissed off at hotd>now pissed off at thisIra Parker please... don't do it please.... keep dunk kino...
>>222137928Don’t you dare put fraudatheon alongside Ned Stark.
>>222137951That's what I said retardDaeron's line, you know, the line you allegedly support though apparently were not aware of
>>222137912It’s the opposite. Rhaegar, Lyanna and Aerys are idiots for trying to follow their prophetic dreams and they destroyed their own lives. Egg too. This is very anti-prophecy
>>222137952What are you so pissed about? Did you name your kid Khalesi or some shit?
>>222137899>But her being more schizo than Rhaegar I didn't see coming kek>Lyanna is noted to have been a skilled rider who loved to ride. Lady Barbrey Dustin describes her as a centaur and Lord Roose Bolton states that Lyanna was "half a horse herself"all horse girls are insane, if you know you know
>>222137951Stop obsessing over BlackfyresThey're targs. In fact. They got the blood of Aegon III and thus have relation directly to Daeron I the DorneslayerThey have purpose if only through being of Aegon III"s partial line
>>222137964Frauddard stark also didn't bear DayneThey are both frauds
>>222137982>half a horse herselfOh noLyanna was Tyrek Lannister!?!?!?!
>>222137969Whether they willingly followed it or not they still chudded out from the beginning of the conquest to nowI'm glad bran the bloodraven mixed race cripple ends up winning I guess
>Jon the only targaryen to turn away from the prophecy and the throne defeated the Others and defeated the mad QueenKINO
>>222137984So? Ned Stark is the greatest man who has ever lived.
>>222137984Ned never claimed he did, he just let retards create their own explanation because he was busy trying to protect his whore sister's bastard child
>>222138001Bran is Targaryen descendant too and of the legitimate senior green lineage Targaryens won
i really really want the whole prophecy stuff to be fake, i think that would fit best for this universe aswell. or make them self-fulfilling or misinterpreted but even then its too much. if they are simply true and aegon, rhaegar, lyanna and all these faggot schizos actually saved the world with their nonsense that would be so bad. it works so much better if rhaenyra just uses the prophecy to justify her lust for power, same for aegon
>>222138002>on the only targaryen to turn away from the prophecyLiterally born because Rhaegar and Lyanna were schizoing outHe IS the prophecy
>>222138008no he isn't copelord
I have prophecy fatigue.
>>222138008We'll see if the whent thing becomes relevant or not
>>222138030I had forseen you would become fatigued with it
>>222138002>only reason he amounted to anything is because he was completely obsessed with trying to be like Ned as much as possibleNed saved the world from beyond the grave, raising a Targshit to behave like a normal human was more of a miracle than defeating the Others desu
>>222138017Well Benioff & Weiss made the right call by making it fake. Arya defeated the Others. This also means that GRRM probably told them it was fake
>>222138030>>222138017The only way an anti prophecy ending could work is if somehow Jaime ends up being the big hero.>>222138047Arya can still easily be tptwp if the When shit is real
>>222138026Cope>>222138033You and I and all here will see it
>ned rejected ashara the slut and scolded his brother for breaking his vows and fucking hergigabased volcel ned
>>222138067lmao you trannies are insane
>>222138059>>222138047If Arya is tptwp why was Jon brought back from the dead tho
>>222138041Jon Arryn raised Ned Stark not to behave like his idiot Stark relatives Ned Stark then raised Jon Snow to not behave like his idiot Targaryen and Stark relatives Jon Arryn and Ned Stark are the greatest humans to live in the story
Who the hell cares about a stage play? I don't care if it's revealed GRRM wrote it while he was in the middle of writing GoT back in the 90's, it doesn't count. >books+novellasfull and only canon>fire&bloodsemi canon>tv shows and video gamesnon-canon influenced by canon>fanfics and a fucking limited run play in the middle of bumfuck no whereso non canon it's a joke
Ramsay Snow is azor ahai
>>222138095Jon hasnt been brought back yet. Who knows what will happen.
>>222138086https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Maynard_PlummBloodraven doesn't choose a man outside the blood
>>222138095For the same reason Beric and Lady Stoneheart were. Someone with magic wanted to bring them back
>>222138017>>222138047the prophecy stuff was treated like a meme in the books, for some reason ever since HOTD they've decided to lean into muh aegon's dream and targshit prophecy wank in every bit of material and it takes away from everything
>>222138096Once again the Vale proving why they are superior
>>222138100>fire&blood>semi canonAlright, shoot.What specific event in the book are you assmad seething about because it contraddicted your headcanon?
>>222138108Everyone knows it will happen>>222138121But that's so fucking retarded
>>222138135>But that's so fucking retardedAnon, I...
>>222138095Jon is her Nissa Nissa, he's literally the only reason she hasn't fully embraced the Faceless Men shit
>>222138123on hotd they did it to whitewash rhae but now george is leaning into it?? its so bad
Don't care + Young Griff is rightful king + Beneath the gold the bitter steel
>>222138164The play was not written by george to be fair
>That's not the only reason he dies - he promises Lyanna that he wouldn't kill Ned or Robert - that he would pardon them to unite the kingdom and then convince Aerys to abdicate.HOLY FUARQ RHAECHAD
>>222138147when they meet again jon should impregnate arya as a reward
>>222138147George has spent 30+ years building up to Jon and Arya getting together at last just as he originally planned
>>222138193>lyanna saved robert
>>222137190retroactively whitewashing rhaegar is classic grrm
>>222137896Still won, still the best king Westeros has ever had.
>>222138169Young Griff is LARPing as a Targaryen and as a son of the noble prince Rhaegar. You wouldn’t think the Blackfyres would stoop so low but they did.
>>222138219Calm down, he's no Maegor the cool
>>222138193so rhaegar disarmed bobby and spared him, then got a random dragon vision and bobby dishonorably killed him while he was distracted... by the fucking seven no wonder cersei's pussy was dry as the desert when this loser wanted to bang her
Wtf are you all talking about??? Some play said shit? No one talking about the show??I just watched....What do happen with witch lady and the BBC dragon guy with one eye Armond. ?What do when sheep'ssteeler come back? Gold blocks?? Why they dying?Green guys in the city what happen thereOther King guy also. STARKS?????What you all talk about I don't get it I DON'T GET IT THIS THREAD CONFUSE
>>222137896The gods themselves intervened to insure his victory. Proof that Robert was the greatest king westeros ever had
>>222138219Trvke
>>222138217>retroactively
>>222138164>"Born amidst salt and smoke, beneath a bleeding star. I know the prophecy." Marwyn turned his head and spat a gob of red phlegm onto the floor. "Not that I would trust it. Gorghan of Old Ghis once wrote that a prophecy is like a treacherous woman. She takes your member in her mouth, and you moan with the pleasure of it and think, how sweet, how fine, how good this is . . . and then her teeth snap shut and your moans turn to screams. That is the nature of prophecy, said Gorghan. Prophecy will bite your prick off every time." He chewed a bit. "Still . . ."
>>222135957Sarellalleras
Robert Baratheon killed rhaegar Targaryen with a hammer. You can say anything you want to cope, but the fact remains. Robert Baratheon killed rhaegar Targaryen with a hammer
I mean if GRRM really just wants to subvert expectations wouldn't he make Young Griff just steamroll everyone and become some great beloved King taking out all the main characters as he goes along?
>>222138164>>222138265bro what makes you think grrm wrote the play? it's another adaptation he signed off on, probably because he likes money
>>222138246ThisA trial by combat was held in that moment and the gods judged rhaegar guiltyThe Warrior himself drove Robert's hammer as the Stranger clouded the targshit's feeble mind
>>222138271But he still couldn't get the girl and died to a pig. Lol.
>>222138265This doesn't actually say prophecies are wrong merely that they fuck you over a bit more than you expect
>>222138292A hammer
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>GODS I WAS JUST OK THEN
>>222138292>lost to rhaegar>lost to a fucking boar>also lost to a whore (cersei)lol """demon""" of the trident
>>222138324>also lost to a whore (cersei)>If you eat your enemy's cum you win
>>222138321Say the line
>>222138336ABOOAT
>>222138321Cram it, fundie!
>dies to child birthIs there any lazier writing than this?
>>222138368A fifth of women did in medieval times
>>222138371Seems retarded, how did humans last and evolve for millions of years when they couldn't even birth properly until recently? Who writes this shit?
The danyfags have been awfully quiet lately
START TEH NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>222138395There have never been Dany fags here outside of us just worshipping her fat ass.
>>222138391I made up that number but it's probably close
>>222138371>the female body evolved to do one thing>they cant do it without modern medicine and they just diefoids are a joke
Bring me the thread stretcher!
>>222138395Danyfags do not exist hereDany is a breeding vessel. A faulty one who has given her maidenhood to anything but Valyrian men. she's to be corrected and bred by A Targaryen bull or she's pointless.Rhaegar would have taken her as another wife
>>222138418SOMEBODY PLEASE! Get this man a true....
>>222138321
>>222138445How did this ugly fuck get to bang Cersei's actress for years
>>222138463The actress is mid
>>222138463He's the Lord Paramount of Highgarden and the Reach bro
>>222138463Huge.... Sense of humor
>>222138463He's very handsome though
Valyrian cock rules Planetos
>so George how about those boo->I WROTE A PLAY
Asharachads, did the play ruin our girl or no?
>>222138539Yes
>>222138539Pfftttt Hahahahahhahahha
>>222138539Oh definitely the fantasy is all dead A whore for chad and bi
>>222138539dude shes a polyamorous free spirited slut... its so over its actually unreal. and her brother sucks gaytower cock
>George didnt write the playHow long will this cope last?
You all need your Brian checked
>>222138587People were coping over GOT for a while expect it for a long time
>>222138605You have autism and I suspect you're esl.
Based on ASOIAF content output in the past 5 years grrm has no intention of writing a story or finishing the series instead he’s hellbent on inserting current-day idpol dei agitprop sensibilities into this fantasy medieval setting, logical or lore consistency be damned.
why couldnt bobby come up with some insane story for lyanna to compete with rhaegar?>i had a storm lord vision and the old storm gods told me i have to have sex with you lyanna to save the world from the coming doom
>>222138641Meh if he did that this play would have been typical feminist shit. He wouldn't be tarnishing thr legacy of his bat shit crazy female characters while making the men seem tragic and heroic.
>>222138626I'm sorry but that's what happened
>>222138664hnngghhhh harder harder oh yes just like that nngghhh mmmmmm yesssss
>>222138598I asked him, he's okay
after this im worried... what if george finally sharts winds out and its just bad?
>>222138746Then we can laugh at itWin win
>>222138746>>222138757If you're complaining about this you would never praise TWoW even if it was good. Many people are just like this. Especially on 4chan.
