>One man allegedly tried sneaking in an entire five-quart crockpot of hot chili. According to reports, he carried the crockpot into a sold-out IMAX theater, plugged it into a cleaning outlet, and started serving bowls of chili from the back row.>Police say he reportedly sold 19 bowls before the opening credits even ended, with cheese available for an extra dollar.>The theater eventually paused the movie for several minutes while staff escorted him out and permanently banned him.>Authorities reportedly said the biggest problem wasn't even the smell.. it was the crowd of people constantly moving around the theater to buy chili.>Hustler of the Year... or doing way too much?
>Hey! This nigga selling beans!
>>222136183I ain't buying some random fucks chili. Dude probably never washed his ass after taking a fat or something
>>222136183Anything but letting a nigga succeed in his honest business endeavors
Well maybe the theater should consider selling chili
I bet it was a mean chili
>>222136183>He was trapping out the back row!What does this mean?
>>222136183i'll stick to crab legs, thx
>>222136563He was turning tricks ... with his ASS
>>222136183>Bringing in a crockpotFuckin amateur hour.
>>222136583Imagine bringing a microwave and microwaving frozen fish and making the entire theater absolutely smell like shit
>>222136183he cute tho
>>222136563 This. I don't speak Zoomtard.
>>222136600What if he made it at home using something else and the crockpot was just to keep it warm?
>>222136563Referring to a "trap house." An abandoned house -- called a "bando" -- taken over for the purpose of making and selling drugs. Often crack. Which is made by boiling cocaine with baking power. Kilos of cocaine are called "birds" and the whole process is called "flippin' chicks, whip it, gettin' money."
>>222136652Buying mystery chili in a darkened theater is more hair-raising than New Delhi street food, I will have to take a pass on that. And anyway people with functioning brain cells will eat before/after the movie, and not visit the House of Corn Product to pay the 500% markup.
>>222136686I fail to see how this relates to chili and movie theaters.
>>222136651Thats a boomer / gen x expression
>>222136686Is there a single zoomerism that isn't lifted from niggers?
>>222136727I am Gex X, and I have never heard this expression. Must be a negro thing then.
>fat guy carrying tub of chili>no one in the theater was man enough to sparta kick him down the stairs
I'm more an Instant Pot® guy
>>222136723He turned the theater into his personal chili trap house.
>>222136759I've smuggled a lot of snack into theaters, but never considered an entire crock pot.
>>222136773I mean he could have just bought $1 boxes of theater candy at Walgreens, undercut the concession stand by 100% and still made a substantial profit. This just seems like a cry for attention.
>>222136731Lookism/blackpill/incel stuff if any of it was created by them and not millenials/genx
>>222136759
>>222136183First time?
>>222136811That was stolen from lesbians
>>222136874Imagine the experience of sitting next to Fat Jack through an entire game of his chili farts.
>>222136893You think THAT was bad, let me tell you about the time Brando locked me in a room with him after taco tuesday.
>>222136811dont look up based
>>222137180That movie sucked and was not based in the slightest, ESL.
>>222136183Aren't there tons of people walking around the drafthouse
>>222136527Meh. They'd charge $15 for a little cup of it.
>>222136527If you could make Chili out of corn, they probably would. Basically everything sold at most theaters is made from corn product. Candy, soder, popcorn ect. Even the "butter" is corn.
>>222136319Kek
>>222136183Wonder if it was extra protein
should've went with the chili suit
>some fat fuck is cooking diarrhea in the back row>everyone: oh shit I gotta get me a cuponly in america
>>222136183What compels the person to eat chili in a theater?
>>222140717>thinkin bout those beans
>>222136375>Dude probably never washed his assYou cook chili in your ass?
>>222136375what is taking a fat?
>>222136563it means you cant block others with your bullshit basically fire hazard.
>>222136183>KEEMSTAR NIGNOG
>>222137583Are... the people out of corn too?
>>222136183>they have to sell chili to get people to see this piece of shitsad
>>222136686The people using these terms are called "jigaboos" and "lunchtime rowdies."
>>222136842>Seinfeld guyYou're missed
>>222136183Gotta respect that hustle.
>serving chili without the greek sea basshe deserved to be arrested
>>222136699How are the theatres meant to survive if you don't buy the conssession stand food?
>>222136183Mmm, chili
>>222139907The absolute audacity of him to do this to a firearm meet and show his face. I love this anon.
Did he at least offer the police a bowl too?
>>222136183>Homemade chili distributed by a bearded fat bastardSign me up!
>>222136183Even after the guy gets ushered out it would be too late. The bomb would be planted. The cinema would fill with green stinky fart gas and the entire audience would demand their money back. But I'm sure that was a damn fine cup of chili
>>222136759lel
>>222136183>cheese available for an extra dollar.GIMME DAT CHEESE
>>222142750These people lined up for Christopher Nolan's Odyssey™ and then lined up for some theater weirdo's slow cooker chili. I don't think they're going to ask for their money back.
>>222142855The Odyssey was good. And the Chili is superb
