What's next for him?
>>222139863Don't know, don't care.
>>222139863Fantastic Voyage. He will get IMAX to build him a tiny IMAX camera and a shrink ray so he can film on location inside of the presidents body.
>>222139863Romantic comedy. Only thing he hasn't done.
>>222139863Book of Genesis.
>>222139863hopefully suicide like heath
>>222139937>implying
>>222139937He hasn't made a good movie yet.
>>222140026BAZINGO
>>222140054I know this is a shitpost but I'd actually love to see Vin Diesel in a Nolan movie. Nolan is a fan of Fast & Furious so it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility.
>>222139937How would nolan write a romcom?>Start middle aged couple arguing and wanting to divorce>Non linearly go back through all of the significant moments in their relationship, parallel storyline of them first falling for eachother.>On their first date dude gave a present to the woman>The woman finds this present as she is readying divorce papers, says out loud she actually loves him, they make up.>Final scene is their first kiss intercut with them kissing after deciding not to seperate while they monologue at eachother about the importance of loveOf course Hans Zimmers background noise would be everywhere, aspect ratio would switch constantly because Imax, too many recognizable actors, and it would be the most sterile romcom ever.
>>222139863I bet it will be another movie about the process of making movies that flies over everyone's heads again.
>>222139863Hopefully (though this'll never happen) something small in scale, like Memento. Nolan hasn't made a good film since.
>>222139937Nolan doesn't have the heart for a romcom
An horror movie set in current day England called "28 Indians Later".
The Alexander the Great movie we deserve,>>222139937I've seen people asking for an Anne Hathaway & Matt Damon romcom after the Odyssey.
>>222139922Would love a proper remake of that movie but we all know it would he desecrated like anything else Hollywood focuses on.
>>222140375Don't forget the miles of random cock she goes through before she realizes her husband is the best wallet she'll ever get
>>222141338You'll take inner space and say thank you.
>>222139863Hopefully more high concept kino, which are the films he’s best at doing. He’s terrible at doing historical/classical shit.
Travelling circus.
>>222139863Joe Rogan solo movie
>>222142767who was dumb enough to think he was good at history epics? I guess they thought they could sell anything to the zoomer cattle and pretend it was always this bad.
>>222139863Epic of Gilgamesh featuring The Rizzler
>>222139863please direct someone else's script, I can't take anymore Nolanspeak
>>222139863Triggering the chuds again
My gut says mid budget horror with christian bale
>>222139863I'm guessing about 50 threads a day, 49 of them some combination of shit, copy paste, or AI gen.>>222140263A FF/back to the future crossover. Stick Vin in a Cybertruck and have him race dinosaurs with the cgi ghost of McFly.>>222143226Have you SEEN the kind of mongs they have running studios these days? Look at the trajectory of whatever discovery WB is.>>222143580Like that takes any effort.
Oh, I know!>a fantasy story>but everything is grey and dull>the costumes look like plastic and a random guys closet>plot is strung together at ADHD speed and editing doesn't allow for a moment to rest>mostly mid performances, but with a few absolutely dogshit ones>will be hailed as the best movie of the decade before being forgotten after the award season glazing
>>222144137Dumb mans idea of smart film criticism
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>>222139863Hope he teams up with his brother and Hanz Zimmer again
