To save the realm editionprevious >>222138959
>>222144286BLEUGH
FRAUDbert...
George cannot disown HOTD and then write completely unironically >So, Rhaegar died because of an oopsie accident vision at the wrong time, oopsie!
Play isnt canon and Robert won fair and square
>>222144352>ack!
>>222144286Oh yeah i just remembered that there should be a new episode of that bore fest, let's see if rhaenyra or whatever is going to be talking to someone in a room or maybe a balcony.
>>222144286I still can’t believe this guy killed Ahorse Ahai
So Rhaegar had a dragon dream here when he said was saying "Wait"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6GW03WsFgU
>>222144352Final words are cursing Bloodraven for fucking with him at the worst time.
>>222144344death to the savage queen !
soon
>>222144395>talking to someone in a room or maybe a balcony.spoiler that shit!
>targs brought down by their marriage with the dornishWow, if ONLY there was a king who wanted to prevent this
my hate for those back-stabbing Dornish whores is now vindicated. thanks george
i cant jerk off to the women in this show
>>222144533Then jerk off to the men.
>>222144443>Brynden's face when his attempt to call Rhaegar on Weirwood zoom led to the destruction of the Targaryan bloodline
>>222144569That was the ideaLike with Baelor, or his half brothersThe motherfucker won't stop kinslaying
>>222144286You guys have no idea how good it has been seeing all the copium on xitter because of the Mad King play. Tons and tons of fans realizing that the fat bastard never had an insane twist up his sleeve, everything about the Rhaegar x Lyanna storyline is just as straightforward and simple as anyone could have conceived. That one Mad Daenerys hint is just the cheery on top.
>>222144286>After Jaime kills Aerys and sits the throne, Robert & his men enter from one side of the stage, Tywin & Cersei from the other. Big canon contradiction since Robert isn’t present here in the books.the play is not canon, it's a fan fiction made by retards.
>>222144443>"It was me, Baelor Hightower, I made you fart so that Elia would marry Rhapegar and then bring the end of the Targ dynasty."
Reminder
>>222144344The Iron Throne made it quite clear who’s the true magnanimous ruler, and who’s the usurper
>>222144591GRRM approved it and it's using his name and production company.
THE TIDE!
>>222144597KekThe fart that tore a kingdom apart
did ned actually fight with his retarded giant sword or was it only used for executions?
FUCK TARGS AND FUCK THE DORNISH. THE YRONWOODS SHOULD'VE THROWN THE RHOYNAR BACK TO SEA
>>222144637it's mostly for decoration. He's never fought with Ice.
The play confirms fAegon is Rhaegars child. Varys knows Elia is scheming and has plenty of time to get the child away as the Lannisters approach. Elia was probably down with the swap in case Tywin did go all batshit.
>Rhaegar wants to breed a child of prophecy? Need to beat him, Rhaella we are having SEX tonight, we gotta OUTBREED the little bratWhat a fucking chad
>>222144687But why would She not save Rhaenys?
>Rhaella was an abusive mother to Vizzy III and then goes on a rant begging the gods for Dany to be crazy
>>222144620>aerys gives him a jar of water with some splinters floating around in memorial of Bobby B’s parentsHow do you respond with out being mad??
>>222144286OG Mountain was peak casting. Too bad he fucked off to make the Hobbit slop and HBO binned him from coming back.
>>222144344>Ugh, I'm bleeding!
>>222144709Harder to conceal the older child and perhaps under the idea she would be spared similar to how the Lannister‘s spared Sansa. Women are kind of useless, only good for marriage. She was after all half Targaryen half Martel. She may not have thought that Tywin would’ve killed a small girl, but a male heir definitely.
>the t-ide...
>house bombaclotrastafari northern islanders, words "ja mon", sigil: milk of the poppy behind crossed swords>house west side ryders, words "ryda4lyfe", sigil: dual war horse with golden horse armorextremely aggressive light cavalry>house blackwood, words "we do not rape", sigil: 4 blackwoods surrounding a southern girlelite skirmishers and right hand of the starks, often committing dark deeds in service of the more noble houses, though the latter is a mere rumor
>>222144703funny how this play justified everything Aerys was paranoid about
If mad queen dany was only D&D fanfic like danystans like to claim there's no way in hell martin would allow the play to strongly foreshadow itso yeah mad queen dany is pretty much canon, it just won't be as dumb as the show
>>222144703>spawn the princess of ruin
>>222144773>the dorinsh were trying to coup him>rhaella was trying to curse his children>rhaegar had gone insane and was a weak little coward>brandon was an asshole who had it comingThe only thing left to confirm is that someone else put the wildfire under kings landingLiterally the most vindicated man in history
>>222144286The witch looks like Tommy Wiseau.
>>222144340>Rhaegar's death was an oopsie>Lucerys' death was an oopsie>Joffrey sending a guy to kill Bran because he misunderstood something Robert said>Maekar killing BaelorAt last I truly see. A Song of Incidental killings and Fuck-ups.
>>222144778This nigga thinks he’s getting dem books lmao.
Is Fabien our guy? He went on a live podcast autismo rant over he loves team Green and cannot stand seeing any BLACK character on his screen (what did he meant?)https://x.com/ThronesUpdates/status/2082380330305048651
danyggers coping on twitter is being pretty funny desu
with George giving this the stamp of approval,he really is a HACK
>>222144824Yeah some anon made this picture
>>222144344Out King can litterally have sex on that chair and finish without a single scratch. If this isnt legittimacy, i dont know what else can suffice
>>222144824>>222144850it wasn't just any podcast either. it was the official HBO one they air after every episode
Arthur Dayne was a homo and Ashara was just a massive whore. There’s nothing good in this universe.
>biggest loredrop since F&B>it's dogshit
>>222144767>THE TIDECATCHERS NED
>>222144773Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not after you.
all the characters are just standing in rooms talking nonsense and doing random side quests because the writers want the battle of tumbletown to be the finale
>>222144876>dorniggersShould have known what to expect.Around those who are brown never let your guard down as Viserys said.
>>222144778Shes built the final villain for the title of Azor Azai to Jon, even if i think he will still love them (hence her murdering will awaken his Azor Ahai)Reminder that just like Cersei Dany Is a very late addiction to the ASOIAF plot. The earliest drafts didnt had her character and Martin isnt the type of guy to completely change the ending he planned since the start
I don't have a LOT of issues with the revealed information, that there was nothing between ned and ashara was already obviousHowever, a few things>Rhaegar was secretly the greatest fighter in history but nobody at the trident saw their two commanders fighting>Elia was ok with Rhaegar cucking her for some stupid prophecy>Lyanna didn't just fall in love with Rhaegar, but actively spurred him on to follow the prophecy>Rhaella was also obsessed with propheciesIt all leaves a sour taste in the mouth, I don't see what a lot of these things add to the story, it makes the story lamer imoI hope this is not actually canon
>>222144916i wonder if they killed ormund or take him to S4. i wish they pick the latter because james norton is a beast
>>222144955>the prophecy>propheciesi bet the prophecy shit in HotD was martin's idea too. fuck this senile boomer
All this reads like HOTD level writing, so why complain about the show.
>>222144884Fat fuck is probably laughing right now
>>222144955it is, these sister fuckers are the author's pet. George has shown his hand since he revealed that Aegon I conquered the Seven Kingdoms for some prophecy
>>222144286got
where can I read the lore drops
>>222145015https://x.com/got_onstage/status/2082210751121445223
>>222144799She is way cuter than Tommy.
>>222145031What the fuck is with this gay-ass format of putting one spoiler per tweet?Why not just put all of them on one Pastebin or even on tweet? Didn't Twitter remove the word limit for tweets like over a decade ago?
>>222144778Mad queen Dany is basically 100% confirmedit was obvious when it happened too, D&D would never set up their favorite character to be a villian, so the order had to come direct from George.It may not be close to how the show did it, but Dany will burn King's landing, the play only just confirmed it won't be some kind sacrifice peasants won't know the context for.
>>222145098>way cuterWell, at least you stopped calling her “hot”
>>222145202I like her.
Yeah I can see why he's not finishing the story, he has gone completely fucking senile
>>222144778Good. We love mad queen Dany
>If the Fat Man ended the saga at least before the Coronahoax he would da likely get his original ending>Instead now if we will ever have and ending it will be a Frankenstein ending with shoehorned all these stupid idess about prophecies, soft character retcons, strong women, male friendship = being gay and somehow fucking tides PTSD his senile brain birthed in the last years hinted in the PlayYup its over
>>222145281*we would da likely got*all these stupid ideas
>>222145250Have you seen the play and heard the dialogue?
Squealing like a pig and smelling like a privy
>>222144340It didn’t need a reason for Rhaegar to lose, it was obviously established that Rhaegar was a nerd anime boy and Bobby B was a D1 athleteUnless he is also trying to retcon Robert’s strengthFfs just retire old man
>>222145301So the cope now is that the leaks are fake and we are being lied to?
>>222144824oh wow an actor being paid by the network is talking about how great the [choose your side marketing tagline] is, i am going to listen to what they say because it's definitely not paid content!
>>222145156I don't know why so many people are against it. Just because D&D completely fucked up the idea on TV doesn't mean that GRRM can't do it way better. It's all about execution.
D&D > GRRM
>>222145316Old Martin Is clueless enough to believe in the anime meme that a shy nerd that studied the blade and is faster can defeat a uberman two times taller and three times heavier that uses a two hands Warhammer like a toothbrush
>>222145202I swear to god the casting director for this shit has something against hot women after D&D told them to pick up hot women with big tits.
>>222145281It’s so oddWhy is this action packed revolution a play in the first placeGurm is unironically a moron who’s Trump derangement syndrome means all men must be either gay, helpless, or pure evil
TWOW would be shit anyways if he released it.
>>222145225There are better witches to fall for
>>222145225I think she's beautiful. I would fold within seconds
why has this scene generated the most discourse in the fandom this season? no one is even talking about the butcher's ball now.
>>222145325Alicent's actress that keep talking shit about her own character calling her a "repressed housewife" and a "Moms for Trump parody" then?
>>222145281>male friendship = being gayLmao, don’t tell me that Gurm turned Dayne into another Jon Con
nigger targsnigger velaryonsnigger starkswho's next?for me it's nigger faith of the seven.
>>222145443parroting 3rd wave feminism bullet points will probably increase your salary and standing with the network, if anything.
RHAENYRA THE PROPHECIES
>>222144454Didn't like this actor in Andor and I doubt I'll like him in HOTD
>>222145442>Men defend Hugh's rational approach ti their recent challenges and propose some pratical solution >Women defend the pajeeta's right to have a foid irrational meltdown over nothing of which Hugh had any role or could do anything to prevent, she just wants to start a tantum for the sake of itNormal stuff
>>222145442Why was Hugh so tonedeaf? Leaves his wife alone in all this chaos to seek glory and expects to be greeted like some saviour?
>>222144006 #Watch the bleeding star be something retarded, like a banner or another bloodstained object with a star on it.
>women seething eternally that Elia was okay with Rhaegar "cheating" on her>No smoke for Rhaenyra "cheating" on Laenor because he was okay with it Why are they like this?
>>222145455Apparently according to the last Martin retcon in the Play every single dornishmen is a queer and every single dornishwoman an ambitious bisexual slut with multiple foreign lovers as their men wouldnt be able to continue their accursed race
>>222145535no one gives a shit about house of the tranny unc
>>222145443The leaks, indicating the high towers are actually anti-magic religious forward powerhouses is interesting and sets up the main story very well. Everyone thinks the high towers are summoning magic to fight Euron. What if in reality they were setting up a religious Crusade against the Lannisters?
>>222145462House of the Negro
>>222145548>this is how incels think
>>222145585George is not an incel.
Martin never really criticized D&D much. Now you know why
>>222145332GRRM likely would do it betterbut Danystans are crazy and can't handle the fact that she's supposed to be a villian in the end
>>222145548At this point, fat man is just trolling
>>222145202>>222145225I mean it when I say she might be the worst actress on the entire show. I didn't think it was possible to worse than the nogs but she is.
>>222145535Women are unironically mostly fine with their handsome chads husband to have side pieces or concubines (It grinds their fantasy of being so hot the gigachad seducer that can fuck any woman and yet still choose them over anyone else).But a second wife? This trigger their intrasexual competition and their primordial fear that the provider could abandon them and their kids in favor of the other wife and her KidsIts more the confirmation of the second marriage than the actuall infidelity that triggers the Rhaegar/Elia femoid shippers
>>222145171Reminder that Aerys was a good and noble king beloved by all, until some idiot spurred by his foreign bitch wife held him hostage and triggered a lifelong PTSD.
>>222145603d&d kept a cordial relationship with George and that's why he reveled important future lore like Jons heritage, his resurrection and the end of dany.
>>222145603D&D tasked Shae's actress to fuck with him as he wished in exchange of no whining about the show Had Condal and Mess sent the Mysaria gook actress with the exact same mission Martin wouldnt shut up about how the show changed were for the Better 24/7. But femminism blinded them
>>222145602I was talking about you
>>222145603Why criticise them, when you can just use Star Wars special aka “blame toxic fans and internet”
Can we talk about how Hugh having a wife in tumbleton is fucking retardedHe is a smith on dragon stone, this isn't today where people can work in Cali and commute by plane to their spouses in Wisconsin, it makes no sense for them to be seperated that way so far away, especially for fucking commoners
So when do we get to watch the stage play
>>222145697I'm not George.
>>222145719He was a smith in King’s Landing which close to Tumbleton
>>222144286>>222144316
>>222145721There is talk of a proshot being released next year but no plans to play it anywhere else besides the current sold out limited run
>>222145603He went easy on D&D because they were responsible for making the show which exploded the series to cultural juggernaut status, plus he hadn't finished the books so they were left with the task of writing largely without much guidance. Meanwhile Condal has access to the finished source material and is completely ignoring, while also making promises to George only to break them.
>>222145758>you have to make Gurm’s weepy gay revision a success or he won’t finish the series
>>222145404I like Alys better.
>>222144773His assholery was the reason people were plotting against him, though. It's like shouting "A-ha, I knew you hated me!" when your neighbour calls the cops on you after you poisoned his chickens.
>>222145629My gf has told me during sex that I fuck her so good that she wouldn't even care if I fucked other women because she can't be without my dick. Is this license to fuck other women or was she just roleplaying
I hit the final cope it's all been a bran/3ER/bloodraven setup with the constant prophecy spam for the targshits I thought it was a meme before but now I'm certain of it
>>222144352Thought the play was just the tourney at Harrenhal?
>>222145729But it’s your interpretation you shared.
>>222145225shes an ugly-cute femcel and thats a good thing, i like her alot, i hope she protects aemond from his evil mom
>>222145873George shared it.
>>222145839You have no proof it was me
>>222145870bloodraven is trying to establish old god supremacy because they are real unlike the seven
>>222145863It depends if she said this before or after she came
Never thought I would say this, but I think the iron born are better than the Dornish at this point. At least the iron born are honest about what they're doing. Every last Dornishman is a lying schemer ready to put a knife in your back.
>>222145900If the Seven are fake, then why the Andal triumphed over the First Men and their demonic tree gods?
Did rhaegar lose all his remaining aura
>>222144340>everyone is still waiting for the beloved original story to progress and develop>grrm decides go back in the story to derail and crash the lore with no survivorsHes doing it out of spite, isnt he?
>>222145621>I didn't think it was possible to worse than the nogs but she is.Some of them are at least entertaining, unlike the bitch of Harrenhall
>>222145935Turning Point Andal
>>222145935they failed and the norf (the good guys) won
>>222145916BANEfort?!?
I WAS WINNINGI SWEARIF ONLY I DIDNT HAVE A DRAGON DREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLERIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO DEAL THE FINAL BLOWI WOULD HAVE WONI WAS WINNING I SWEAR
DnD were good for AOIAF and I'm tired of pretending them not managing to close the story neatly after the fat fuck couldn't bother for 20 years was a bad thing.
>>222145970>DnD were good for AOIAF and I'm tired of pretending them not managing to close the story neatly after the fat fuck couldn't bother for 20 years was a bad thing.You could have given the creative control to a 14 year old bookfag and they would have come up with a more satisfying ending than anything D&D came close to
>>222145946>THAT
>Doesn't like his children>Doesn't like his wife>Doesn't like his dad>Doesn't like the prophecy that muchRhaegar a shit
>>222146002ok, what's your view of a perfect ending
>>222146002Feast and Dance apologists refuse to recognize the fat man lost the plot nearly 30 years ago and just invent an ending in their head that will never be contradicted because Winds is never coming
>>222144810>Blood and Cheese? Also, weirdly enough, an oopsie which we've swept under the carpet
>>222145621I like her scenes. Always have.
>Ned doged a bullet with Ashara and safely ended up with Cat>Robert doged a bullet with Lyanna but got hit by a truck that is CerseiPoor Robert
>>222145941>"Finish the books you FAT FUCK they said, well how about I finish this stinky play and shit all over your beloved stories, how would you like that huh, teach you to keep yelling at me online to write"
if you weer grrm why would you do anything but goon to BBC Hypno instead of finishing your book series when you already ahve more mone than you can spend in multiple lifetimes and you're writing for a bunch of thankless foids and reddit chunguses who now make up 99% of your fanbase
Baby-making sex soon.
>>222145935>never succeeded past the riverlands>failed to touch the Green Chads on the isle of facesAll that said, I think the seven are real because of Dunks trial by combat.
>>222146085that was his own fault for simping the dead whore
>>222145442>no one is even talking about the butcher's ball now.Because it was butchered, har har, so there's nothing really to talk about other than to say it's a bit crap
>>222145970Even if that were true, them following the books less and less in seasons for which the books were already out was inexcusable.They also cannot write well at all, and every good idea they ever had after the show ran out of books was GRRM's fault.>yeah let's add Rose so we can show more tits>let's leave coffee cups in the shot>let's fucking teleport thousands of miles fuck offI'll never understand why Hollywood retards consistently and deliberately disregard a highly-acclaimed written work. Writing is one of the most difficult, if not THE most difficult, aspects of film making. WHY IN THE FUCK would you take the best part of something and substitute your own inferior ideas about? Hubris? Lack of understanding?>this is a great airplane engine, with millions of engine hours of safe and effective operation, but let's modify it with my ideas (not an engineer btw)>I know we have a war-winning strategy that we've been planning for decades, but let's use my plan (I concocted despite never having made it past the rank of corporal)Why do people do this?Why do others allow them to?I will never, ever understand it, much less condone it.TL;DR you're a fucking idiot lol
>>222146092alicent wont allow it, the last thing she needs is more grandkids
>Bloodraven kills Rhaegar by DDOS attacking his brain
>>222146146it was necessary
So has the play been recorded? Will it be released for normal people to watch?
>>222146130>coffee cup in the shot was in the scripteven chatgpt is less retarded than you
>>222146029Feast has plenty of compelling plots, are you stupid?>Citadel plot>actual Dornish intrigues instead of "bad pussy">Lady Stoneheart
>realise you're a greenseer>"Oh cool, maybe I can gain useful visions of the future, if only to turn a few party tricks">Bloodraven immediately starts spamming your brain with "KILL YOURSELF" for years until you crack>Why? For the lulz of courseOne of us, one of us!
>>222146178The producer has many, many areas of responsibility outside of writing, mong.
>>222146139Alys will tell Alicent that she has a dragon in her belly by the time she gets there.
>the prophecy is just true and aegon only conquered the realm for the greater good, rhaenyra only fought for the throne for the greater good, lyanna and rhaegar only did what they did for the greater good
>>222146179First is 1 chapterSecond is assThird is dumbFeast and Dance have the odd good storyline and passage but they are the biggest part of the absolute shamefulness that is why GRRM hasn't finished the series.
>>222146200The targs are not strong enough to save the world.>>222146215You thought the prophecy was a lie or something? That's dumb.
>>222144533even fdaeron ?
>>222146200>showed Rhaegar his Shiera folder mid battle
>>222146130>yeah let's add Rose so we can show more titsunthinkably based heterosexual d&d
>>222144955>Rhaegar was secretly the greatest fighter in history but nobody at the trident saw their two commanders fightingEh, the books are full of Rhaegar glazing about what a wonderful fighter he was, so I'm not too salty about that. Robert had also suffered many serious wounds in the war, which should realistically hinder him. >Elia was ok with Rhaegar cucking her for some stupid prophecyI think you're confused, Elia is explicitly said NOT to be into prophecy shit and is actively discouraging Rhaegar from believing in it too much. She's kinda okay with the cucking (though not publicly) because she doesn't love Rhaegar and has her own lover on the side. She's also okay with him dying if things go south, since she wants to grab more power by marrying her daughter to Viserys and replacing Rhaegar with him. I can see it. The books never gave me the impression Rhaegar and Elia loved each other, and she's a sister to Doran and Oberyn. Dumb selfish scheming runs in the family.>Lyanna didn't just fall in love with Rhaegar, but actively spurred him on to follow the prophecyLyanna being just as schizo as Rhaegar has always been my personal theory and I feel extremely vindicated here. There was no reason for them to do everything they did unless they were batshit insane. >Rhaella was also obsessed with propheciesI didn't get that impression from the spoilers. She's just mad from the abuse and her "curse" is basically just her wanting to spite her abusive husband.
>be stuck picking up the pieces of your entire generation's retardation for 20 years
>>222146207the producer does not handle what objects are in the shot, the producer handles who gets hired and communicates between units and handles the coordination between the studio and the production team(s). but besides that you were talking about writing, you absolute nigger baboon.
>>222146215All of this is completely undermined by the unfolding of seasons 7-8 ends btw
So, although it is not yet a commercially dead franchise at the moment can we all at least agree that artistically it's fully done and buried now?
>>222144955it only works if the prophecy is nonsense. then what we have basically is a bunch of schizos ruining the realm until bobby and ned put them out of their misery
>>222146215>the prophecy that a random stark bitch will do some naruto bullshit and kill a shitty CGI zombiewhy did the targs care about this??
>>222146285Ned should have stayed in the Vale and tod his family to go fuck themselves
>wokies mad because the play is hecking mysoginistic and orientalistic>chuds mad because gay men, strong women
bran killed off the targaryens not RobertBased bran
>>222146322Bobby and Ned as the Westerosi Marx and Engels? Only materialism now, no more woo woo nonsense.
>>222146297d&d were fucking heroes for shutting all that shit down
>Massive slut that sleep around with anyone and everyone regardless of gender>Such a big slut in fact that it gave Ned the ickLmao so much for her stry and mystery
HOLD THE TIDEHOLD THE TIDE HOLD THE TIDEHOLD THE TIDEHOLD THE TIDE HOLD THE TIDE
>>222146179oh and Fake Aegon (or was that Dragons?)>First is 1 chapterActually several, if you include the prologue and the Sam chapters between him reaching Oldtown. But at least 2.>Second is ass>Third is dumbYes but there is nowhere to go but up. I'll take an established author who wrote popular books enjoyed by millions rather than some nepo producers who have never written anything of acclaim in their entire life.Again, I'm telling you the books worked. The books were acclaimed and had a devoted fanbase, myself among them. And for the record Feast is the weakest only because it was not supposed to be a standalone book, it and Dragons were supposed to be the fourth book, together, but the publisher demurred.They were still excellent books, people enjoyed them. Why disregard what others have already made wildly successful? Why try your hand at a skill (writing) that you know almost nothing about? Why use your meager talents when you have an incredibly successful writer on your production already.>who do I want to throw this javelin? I have the Olympic record holder, but naaaah I'm rich how hard can it be?You can not like certain chapters or plotlines, or even the books and GRRM. But dickriding D&D is fucking sad. The only people I can imagine doing that are D&D themselves.Apologize for what you did to Stannis you fucking faggots.
>>222146339Low IQ due to inbreeding, type of people who fall for pyramid scheme scams
>>222146274>showing nice titsbased>writing them into the show with dialoguenot necessary but maybe>doing it at the expense of the actual plotNOPEunbelievably cucked
>you see guys theres this magical prophecy that i set up from book one and it all comes together in the end when azor ahai the song of ice and f->hehe sure george, we'll put that stuff in dont worry
>>222146215It also means the prophecy will be passed on despite everyone in the know dying during the dance.
Black support on /tv/...whatever happened to that?
>>222146427if they had Jaime or Beric do in the NK, they would have been all-time greats
Reading the spoilers for the play you'd swear the Mountain was writing it as a propaganda piece to justify him killing Elia. >And then the dornish bitch convinced the stupid prince to steal the stark girl and then fucked her whore gf some more...
>>222146441The NK himself is slop, stop being stupid
>>222146322I like how Bobby B is completely vindicated by the reveal that Dany is also meant to be a psychotic schizo. The last Targs are just a total loss, except for the one that was raised outside that incestuous psycho family and doesn't even know he's a Targ.Robert did nothing wrong and neither did Tywin.
>>222146434As soon as there were actual blacks at the Blacks it was over.
>>222146456frfr the targs should have looked like the Habsburgs towards the end
>>222146451the mountain did nothing wrong if you really think about it
Tywin really is the goat
>>222146479He was a lil mean but he got the message, sometimes you need to bully nerds and stacies or they become a bigger problem for everyone else
>>222146454>Great Other
>>222146451leaving elia alive would have been a massive blunder based on the new info so yeah he just did what he had to do
>>222146292>the producer(s) who bankroll a production don't check the work of their employees>and as the top "boss(es)" (although it's far more complex/nuanced than that depending on the people, contracts, and varies widely across every production, and often changes even during filming) aren't ultimately accountable for the shortcomings of the employees they choseit's pretty obvious they were phoning it in at best and possibly bilking/embezzling at worstIndefensible, as even chickenshit one-season-and-done television failures managed to get by less despite having a new director every episode.
>>222146451The Mountain was in a self defence situation, he had to get it on, she was making a move.
Barristan is the biggest loser after the play
>>222146427>hehe sure george, we'll put that stuff in dont worry>inserts something orders of magnitude worseThey sure showed that fat fuck!I guess
>>222146503They humanize their big other, the same way they humanize ai, you will never find it in big
>>222146524its a textbook example of a self defense rape.
>>222146511>leaving elia alive would have been a massive blunderCan you fill me in?
>>222146515shut the fuck up nigger
>Dornish whore behind the plot against the crownHe was right.
>>222146215>i want my world to be grey>this shit is black and white thofuck george. no wonder he isn't finishing the books. the show's final seasons are his idea
>>222146548Either you're the rapee or the raper. Better to ask forgiveness from 12 than be carried by 6.
>>222146534imagine simping for a slut and a craven
>>222146451I've seen a lot of people joke that the play was written by Jon Connington. Other characters tend to pity her, but he just thinks how unworthy she was of his silver prince.
>>222146179>Side plot that bloated an already bloated story>Side plot that bloated an already bloated story>Deus ex machina bullshit because Martin wanted to preserve his autistic "POV characters cannot die during their chapters" dogma As i said, most of the whole AFFC book could had been scrapped and the saga would had benefited it in the long run
>>222146553She's half the brains in the plot against the mad king.And also gay and fucking Ashara.Who's a whore who fucks Brandon and tells Ned about it
really don't get what the point of Brandon x Ashara is. they're both non characters so it doesn't really add anything worthwhile. it being Ned would've added extra tragedy but whatever
>>222146582Well he went to join Dany after all
>>222146534He's been called Barristan the Bystander for years now, and for a good reason.
>>222146589Sounds hot.
>>222146391Winds isn't impossible to write because George has some grand plan that is taking a long time to translate. He wrote a bunch of pointless meandering bullshit in Feast and Dance and has no idea how to resolve any of it because they were bad ideas in the first place
Ned has always been gay for Bob anyway
>>222145202What’s taters, precious? What’s taters, eh?
>>222146589>>222146592Ned dodged a bullet
>>222146553she was scheming and plotting to overthrow the king and she war grabbing for power even before the rebellion. if you leave her and her kids alive shes going to work hard to undermine bobby and to take the throne back for her son. i think the rape was over the top but ser gregor had headaches and maybe he got confused a bit
I preferred Elia being this pure sweet girl who gets caught up in all this bullshit outside of her control over just being as complicit
>>222145916Corpse Lake sounds cozy
>>222144286alot of asoiaf/got/hotd/dunk content creators are gonna be eating good in the next few weeks because of the new lore from the play
>>222146608CAAAAREFUL NED CAAAAAAAAAAREFUL
>>222146606The idea that a book is impossible to write is lunacy. Just get a ruthless editor to chop shit and direct the story to something workable and plausible >muh garden!Piss on it
>>222146636>I preferred Elia being this pure sweet girlShe's a dornoid
>fAegon wasn't so fake after all
>>222146592ned rejected the slut of dorne because he cares about duty and honor but brandon banged her because hes a jock. it all makes sense now
better dead than dornish
>>222146636>Doran and Oberyn's sister and aunt of Arianne and the Sandsnakes>pure and sweetIn hindsight, we should have seen this coming.
>>222144286>gotgame of throne>hotdhouse of the dragon>dunk???
>>222146583>And yet hes later willing to die for the kids he thinks was birthed by EliaIf you really think about it its the classical story of the cuck raising the baby of the individual he loved, but this time the cuck is gay and the chad that stole the love of his wife and had kids with is actually a stacy
>even the white-passing dornish are sluts and fagsits over, just start the next dornish campaign
>>222146592After 20+ of writing nothing George had enough time to think about stupid soft retcons like this or Bobby B being afraid of waves. Gardener writer 'n shit
>>222146339Autism is their superpower.
Ulf went from comically evil in the books to totally justified in the show.
>A bride for our bright prince. Jon Connington remembered Prince Rhaegar's wedding all too well. Elia was never worthy of him.Apologize
>>222146606These arcs by themselves are intriguing story worthy of separate dedicates books (Cersei personal psycho dramma; Dorne family dramma; Meereen political drama).But by being shoehorned into the main saga all they did was to bloat it and making finishing the story impossible
Septa Lemore is Ashara so if she was fucking Elia she's probably fucking Arianne's mother in Essos.
>>222146718He's a whiny bitch, which pretty much guarantees popularity with a certain type of poster on /tv/.
>>222146693*the love of his life
>>222146718there is nothing comical about him in the books, he is a non character until they betray the blacks then he is just a retarded evil rapist
>>222146718>>222146766He’s the hero we deserve
What the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>222146766He literally just wants a pint
Why does every character like Rhaegar? He's kind of boring
>>222146456It's a consistent theme that the best Targs are only Targs in blood and are raised by someone else.
>>222146798Archetypal Good Prince.
>>222146798he was suppose to fix everything after the mad sneed also jon is a faggot
>>222146798He is the hero protagonist that dies before his story even begins
Fuck it he deserved the throne
>>222146766Name one reason why a dragonrider should not have a LANDED title and a pint with the lads. If you can't you're a maegor with booba.
>>222146798Targ whitewashing, the play is all from Jon Connington's perspective which is why he's not a character in it. Explains the Rhaegar dickriding and Elia being a dumb bitch.
Why would anyone give a fuck about a noncanon play Martin didn’t write
>>222146730>a feeble Dornish princess with black eyes and a flat chest.our girl immediately clocked her too. but ofc barristan the clown thought she was great
>>222146730Do we have the full list of all the characters who got vindicated by history with this play?>Robert>Ned>Tywin>JonCon>Catelyn >Jaime>all the Dornish haters>Mirri Maz Duur >all the Targ haters>Cersei
>>222146793Context?>>222146825Pretty much anyone but a targ deserved the throne.
>>222146855Daemon Blackfyre too.
>>222146856The mad king gives Robert a model of the boat his dad died on, all shattered and broken.
>>222146834Why should he?
>>222146785I suppose it's supposed to be the imperfect nature of record keeping during conflict, why he defected and his motives, coupled with the horrors of war, the power of the dragon corrupting him. Then again you could view that as very reactionary>This peasant got a dragon and he starting raping EVERYONE! Better that it's only for noble TargsBut as much as I'm enjoying Ulf's actor I do prefer the book version of wtf is going on with the Dragonseeds chaos
>>222146793/ourking/
>"They are assassins, here to kill him and you!"gee, i'm glad he managed to say that while fighting otherwise we viewers might have had to think on our own.
>>222146873Because he has a fookin dragon.
>>222146855He who bore the sword, but nobody wanted to listen then.
>>222146798Jaime likes him, so I like him.
>>222146793Why can't Fraudbert take a joke?
>>222146876>I'm enjoying Ulf's actor
>>222146880They also made Roxton and Ormund retarded. The two really seemed to think Gwayn was going rogue.
>>222146876the show writers are just trying to give some kind of logic and motivation to their actions because the books have nothing to explain their actions>literally one last battle and the greens are over (aemond is powerless to stop 5 of them on his own)>nvm we will join the losing side for the sake of the plot
why is Ned the only person in Westeros that isn't a horny retard, a scheming retard or a prophecy addled retard
>>222146880I’m surprised more isn’t being made of how bad that was.
>>222146855Dont forget>Greens supporters (with them winning the prophecy autism plaguening the dynasty would had been forgotten)>Maesters conspiracy supporters
>>222146893>nobody wanted to listen then.well that's not true. daemon waters had as fine an army of mentally handicapped people and homoeroticists as was ever marshaled, ser useless still creams his smallclothes over the guy
>>222146839We are not talking about a play he didn't write
>>222146855littlefinger since brandon was an asshole jock
>>222146915I know that there are some theories on why they defected, something about them being illiterate but receiving letters, but can't remember the details. Comes to the crux of the issue that because the books are so barebones with basically no characters that it should have never been adapted but oh well.
>>222146793lmao i love the madlad
>>222146851She also calls Lyanna "the insipid little dead sixteen-year-old". Turns out /ourgirl/ hated on the right people.
>>222146916Jon arryn was that good of a dad.
>>222146851>but ofc barristan the clown thought she was greatSelmy thought everyone was cool in the past, and everyone is shit now (same as Jaime). He’s basically your typical boomer with the nostalgia for ye good ol times
>>222146916because he's an autistic retard
>>222146718If Rhaenyra had any political nous she’d let Ulf invite Mudge and Clay to the keep for an ale or two. Just one more of her failings.
>>222146944No, anon, he was a "chad". On /tv/ we make the proper obeisance before a "chad", usually without even realising how appallingly faggy it looks.
>>222146956Fan theories are pretty much irrelevant but yeah like you said there is not enough source material when it comes to them so they have to do something on their own.
>>222146916Northman + Raised in the Vale combo
>>222146880ormund thought gwayne was going crazy, gays are very unpredictable
>>222146912>Someone put him down! The GRIDs has infected his mind and is controlling him!
>>222146793>got skewered on the throne and his entire family was killed offRevenge tastes best cold.
>>222144586He keeps adding shit as time passes and he produces no books. There are tons of people seeing the future now and everything is a prophecy. Liana is now a greenseer with visions and Raegar Liana Ellia and Ashara are all fucking each other.
This mad king play is unironically going to make more people like Aerys II then Rhaegar or Elia.
>>222146992>Fan theories are pretty much irrelevantIrrelevance never stopped us before and won't in the present or future, b'Gad!
>>222146973Well, except to Sweetrobin his actual son
Cersei deserves a happy ending namely running off to Essos with Taena
How does Preston feel about he play?
>>222146988She'd send Ulf and Daemon to the taverns, throw some cash around, and create a neighbourhood watch to replace the Goldcloaks for a while while building goodwill and hearing the gossip. But nah, house arrest the nukeman
>>222146855Our boy Raymun Fossoway.
>>222144586Nah he had a simpler story in mind for the ending 30 years ago. But the more time passes without finishing the books, the more he will add these retarded unneeded soft retcons fueled by his senile fantasy
>>222147015it be like that sometimes weirdly enough.
>>222147025>Preston vindicated with Dornish Master Plan bullshitoh god
>>222147025>Too many of the characters still have their foreskins, 1/10
>>222144778>it just won't be as dumb as the showTrue. Because its never getting written.
>>222147007>"I stood there and listened to it all."
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222144955We know that Robert was significantly injured from his fight with Rhaegar. It isn't so crazy to think Rhaegar could have won. People just became inundated with shitty freefolk memes.
>>222146999at least his children were his own. unlike cuckbert lmao
>>222147036>She'd send Ulf and Daemon to the tavernsDaemon would belt Ulf in his mouth immediately the guy opened it.
>>222147073Robert was also recovering from another wound before that battle, so he was already handicapped
>>222146855Big guy (for you)
>>222144916They are currently enacting their plan to make everyone bored and hate the women so they cheer when Aegon comes back.