Vortitty bleobrd by the writing editionPreviously >>222108876
star trek sex with shran
>>222153393If I was making Vorta, I'd make all kinds of different Vorta for different purposes.
Could Geordi build a lasersword if he wanted to?
>>222153305I'm pretty sure they explicitly call it a science vessel in the show. Long Range Science Vessel.They didn't seem to have any issues fabricating any equipment they needed on board, airoponics, astrometrics, the delta flyer, whatever changes the cochran shuttle needed to hit warp 10...It does kinda feel like it lacked permanent science stations early on in the series though.
>>222153492pervert
>>222153492Vorta are for bullying and nothing elseKeep them specializedLike ants
Any of you going to STLV? Are you excited to meet characters such as Seven of Nine, Weyoun, Martok, Dr. Phlox, and Telepathic Alien?
what exactly was his problem?
>>222153603if I had a death note I'd write Jack Quaid's name in it. i don't even know him from that much stuff but I can't stand that faggot.
>>222153529Having Vorta for seducing alien leaders is definitely a thing the Founders should do. And I'm pretty sure that's what this particular Vorta in OP's image was at least attempting.>>222153533They're for manipulating. They're for spying. They're the diplomats, basically. They should be adept at many different methods of diplomacy and espionage. It's weird that they're also used as military commanders in the field, overseeing the Jem'hadar.
>>222153604Ferengi
Just realized that DS9 and VOY were on TV at the same time. How did that work?
>>222153735VOY was UPN's flagship show while DS9 was first run syndication like TNG.
>>222153735Bab5 and Lexx in the middle. What a time to be alive
>im going to go be a space slut now instead of helping the whales like i said i would
>>222153604
>>222153765>VOY was UPN's flagship show while DS9 was first run syndication like TNGI dont get it
>>222153809That was strange. The whales get dumped into the almost sterile ocean with hardly a 100 species alive. Welcome back, whalebros
>>222153809She'd be the only qualified expert on whales. Not a bad job market
>>222153735Wait until you find out TNG and DS9 were on TV at the same time.
>>222153809syndication died as cable peaked
>>222153870Earth's oceans obviously recovered from whatever, long before then. I think there were other whale species that were doing just fine, too. It was just specifically the Humpbacks that were extinct.
>>222153866Paramount sold the rights of TNG and DS9 to every county's local affiliates. The local affiliates then sold adspace to advertisers. There are thousands of local affiliates so the shows were instantly profitable. That's also why they ordered 26 episodes a year. More episodes means more adspace means more money. It was a win/win/win.But UPN was a regular network so it had no affiliates. VOY was able to sell UPN but no Trek show sold Paramount+
>>222153866UPN didn't exist yet. But the financial success of TNG did probably contribute a fair bit to them deciding they could have their own network, hence VOY as the flagship on that new network.
>>222153618I have nothing against him and I'm glad you don't have a death note.You seem unstable.
>>222153735It was great in the mid 90's in the UK every thursday i think on BBC 2 you'd get a simpsons episode followed by an episode of tng/voyager and then a buffy episode.
>>222153618Jack Quaid needs to break out of the Hughie/Boimler pigeonhole because he can't play that character forever. Similar to how Will Farrell's career died because he could only play Ron Burgandy characters.
>>222136021[regarding VIII: First Contact] The story is awful, Data is so fucking campy, Picard is acting out of character at times (he’s also done dirty by some weird editing. There are scenes where it feels like they left footage rolling for a few seconds before/after Patrick Stewart was acting)I wrote down notes as I was watching and I have>cornywritten over and over again lol.I liked that Dr. Z was an alcoholic. And I liked the beginning when Worf was commanding his own ship and he’s just like yeah fuck it prepare for ramming speed, perhaps today is a good day to die. The black chick, I don’t remember her name but she’s the helper to Zefram Cochrane, was a pretty good actress actually. Although they gave her too many>erm, we’re not in Kansas anymore Toto!lines.It’s not good. I’ll be watching Generations next I suppose
>>222154435>Picard is acting out of characterThis was only the start. They gave Stuart way too much power, he was even allowed to insert his anti-wife beater campaign for some reason. While TOS movie Kirk aged like fine wine, TNG movie Picard hurts to watch.
>>222154540Doesn't have to be a protection thing. Maybe some Bajoran caveman just thought they were cute.
>>222153809There are probably 50,000 planets in the Federation starcharts that are inhabited by some kind of whale adjacent creatures. Also, since Cetacean Ops is canon, there must have been a ton of biologists who were familiar with belugas and dolphins.
>>222154410i don't watch nutrek so I don't know what type of character that is but I'm going to take a wild guess that it's some kind of annoying little faggot, which is exactly what he was on The Boys too. he doesn't need to do anything because he's a nepo baby who can suck and nobody gives a fuck and will still hand him millions of dollars for existing.
>>222153618he plays the same nebbish little homo in every role
>>222154623Yeah Boimler was the same “Skittish, run around hyperventilating” character as Hughie. It was really funny seeing /v/ melt down at the God of War trailer where he voices *checks notes* a nonbinary cube.
>>222154410Hughie is mirror universe boimler
>>222153866don't be retarded
i hate how people use the "non-binary" now instead of androgynous. zoomers are so fucking retarded and they love to re-invent things that already exist but making it way stupider because they're all actually illiterate. they've never read books and learned that things exist outside of what you see on a tiktok feed.
There isn't a really a bad VOY episode. There may be some weaker ones, but none is down right shit like on Enterprise or DS9
>>222154854Name one bad ENT episode that isn’t the finale
>>222154854Threshold? Tattoo?
>>222154854chakotay chaotic boxing space
>>222154854VOY had numerous abysmal episodes. It had some highs, it had a lot of mediocrity. But it also had truly some of the worst Star Trek ever.Whereas DS9 didn't have more than a couple bad episodes, rarely hit the highest highs that TNG or even VOY had, but the average was consistently so much higher than the other series.
>>222154867Precious Cargo
>>222154910>truly some of the worst Star Trek ever.calm down
https://akoocheemoya.com/
>>222154917holy shit what a bad choice. there are some you could argue but not that
>>222153618I hate him because he robbed me of my role as RLM's token Millennial.
>>222154867The vault
>>222154933Okay, I mean before NuTrek came along. I just mean out of all the actually good Star Trek, VOY had most of the worst outside of TOS.
"Thank you Ensign. That chocolate milk was most adequate."
>>222154958When I first watched it, it was OK, but now that I'm older, this episode got better on my recent rewatch.
>>222154958see I knew you were just gonna "nuh uh" any episode anyone posted. but anyway whoever played that girl was probably the absolute worst guest actor there has every been on any Trek show (excepting Voyager because I haven't seen that one). there has to be a story about how she got cast despite being SO dogshit.
I’m running from the borg aboard my vessel, let’s run to the holodeck and load up a program that’s a good trick
>>222154854Sacred Ground was a bit of a slog IMO.
>>222154910the entire dominion arc should have been resolved in one season. ds9 sucks
>>222154867ENT is a good show. This has been well estabwished.
>>222154958Do you think all the human-looking aliens just got annexed by humanity after a while in the Federation, had their cultures completely suppressed, and just started thinking they were human after a while? Or are there enough biological differences where they managed to be like, hey my nipples are square instead of round, I'm not a human even though I'm completely indistinguishable otherwise because nobody bothered putting rubber on my face.
>estabwished
>>222154880I honestly like Threshold. It's wacky, TOS like and introduces some interesting lore bits.
What if someone at paramount pitched the idea of a new Star Trek show, but actually good?
>>222154854The Fight is fucking abysmal. It might be my least favorite Star Trek episode of any series.I love VOY but c'mon, man. That episode fucking SUCKS.
>>222155062I'm still waiting for RLM to sell me ENT. But even they seem to think Star Trek ended with VOY.
>>222155168EMH and Belana Torres in a Hispanic Sitcom set on one of the Colonies. EMH regularly entering the scene wearing Hawaiian Shirts. Belana Torres being sarcastic to him.
and these are my son's quarters. He's quite the nerd on the holodeck
Sarcastic Puerto Rican Kino.
>>222155184It should have.And I really like ENT. But man did it do a lot of catastrophic damage to the franchise.
>>222155215
>>222155184I don’t think they’re huge fans. They’ve talked about it really only in passing. I’d like them to do a rewatch and talk about the stand-out episodes
>>222155202
>>222155235The NX-01 interior is so cool, and those flight suits are insanely based
>>222155126Should have had a redshirt get SALAMANDERED first and die or be too far gone to change back, that way you can justify not using megawarp. Or have Belanna say the engine will explode if they try again.
>>222155235how do you even live without faith of the heart? why would you want to?
>>222155244kino
>>222154880Both fine episodes. Tattoo might be the weakest though.
>>222155083
You guys told me Enterprise was good but now you say it's bad. Wtf.
would you guys watch Odo Edits on YouTube?Odo as basically the next Ryan Gosling in Drive and Patrick Bateman in terms of edits.
>>222155327no
>>222155327I would simply GOOOOOOOOOOOO if you did such a thing.
>>222155323You gotta decide for yourself if you like it. This is why I don't recommend skipping any Trek. Yes, EVEN Shades of Grey. Because maybe you like a picture show. Personally Shades of Grey was horrible. But maybe that is someone's thing.
>>222155323it’s, ironically, the best of the worst. Or the worst of the best. Kinda teeters the line. It has the distinction of being real trek by technicality, and having a mountain of dogshit after it that makes it look better with hindsight.
>>222155323It's good outside of the hamfisted 9/11 analogy and the temporal cold war stuff. Basically they should've made it purely episodic until the great season 4 arcs.
Now streaming on Paramount+
>>222155202Why does a doorbell need so many buttons? What can you even do with them? Change the atmosphere from the outside? That could be a cool prank
>>222155323it's not good, it's not bad it's just.....fine. it's kinda not like Trek and kinda is.
>>222155382There's some good Riker and Troi stuff in that. I skip it on rewatch, but it's worth watching once. Even if just for the memes.
>>222155400It's also a lock. The other buttons can be tapped like a key combination.
>>222155392I'd rather watch this than NuTrek.It's wholesome too. I could imagine it. Shran lumberjacking all over the galaxy and then finally settles down with an Amazonian who captures his heart.
>how can I force nutrek into this dicussionyou're like the kid who discovered a new bad wordshut the fuck up already
>>222155558
>>222155558discovery mentioned
>>222155323It starts to get good around late season 3. I never liked Phlox. His race wasn't neccessary, a Tellarite or some other familiar species would have worked better.
>>222155607Phlox is great, you’re smoking felicium
thinking about that guy who pathetically tried to pick a fight with me because I said I'm not a Garak fan
>>222155558You have to discuss NuTrek when you talk about ENT because it's worse than all BermanTrek and TOS but still Star Trek, unlike NuTrek.The comparison must be made or else you can't properly put ENT in its context.
>>222155645everyone clapped
>>222155688>
>>222155688ENT is good in a vacuum, a 240 IQ individual could easily make this conclusion
>>222154854threshold
>>222155688This is correct.
TOS is really colorful. Lots of gel lighting. Sometimes it looks like a dramatic stage play I love it
>>222155844I don't really understand why they chose the slutty go-go dancer look for the female uniform. In the original unaired pilot, Roddenberry envisioned a unisex militaristic uniform design that worked quite well. I can only imagine how pissed he must have been when the execs told him to spicen things up. But still, what's the thought process behind that look. Sure, panthyhose were taking off in the late 1970, replacing 500 years of cumbersome stockings. Sexual revolution made skirts shorter and all, but how could they assume that morals would change so drastically to a point where members of the military would look like 60s hippies?
>>222155971He famously was trying to insert sex into everything, as degenerate as possible.
dude it's fucking crazy how literal retards will write a wall of text about shit they know nothing about
>>222156013I know. And some literal retards like yourself just write small belligerent ghost reply insults constantly.
>actually crying about not getting (You)sgo back lol
Why is it even an option to turn safety parameters off
https://collider.com/paramount-star-trek-reboot-plot-details-john-francis-daley-jonathan-goldstein/Why are they like thsi?
>>222156217The holodeck was probably not designed as a brothel. Maybe it was intended for scientific experiments that require the real deal up to a point.
How do we keep /trek/ as a safe oasis for fans?
>>222156217You need a dynamite prop for your 18th century train robber fantasy, safety parameters on.You need to replicate a tiny amount of real nitroglycerin, you turn them off.I'm sure there are unpassable safelocks in place that prevent you from replicating 10 tons of nitroglycerin that could destroy 5 decks in all directions.
>>222156352Bully anyone who so much as slightly compliments anything from JJ Abrams or STD onward
>>222155741>ENT is good in a vacuumyes, hypoxia makes it tolerable
>>222156396Why would you need nitroglycerin?
>>222155971You're dead wrong about this somehow, even with the mountains of biographies, interviews and insider books written on Star Trek's production.Gene was the tip of the spear in having skimpy outfits for Trek.
>>222156452To blow something up in a controlled lab environment. Like atom test simulations but more real.
>>222156452butt stuff
>>222156452clear the sinuses
>>222156615Especially since the common cold still exists according to the lore.
>go fish
it's been a long roadpurging the galaxy of subhumans
>>222153735>DS9 gets low views because VOY got most of the push from Paramount>while DS9 is doing serialized kino, VOY is just shitting the bed because the episodic format aggressively works against the premiseShit fucking sucks man.
>>222156949that looks like shit
>>222156967>works against the premisemy child, you dont even know what the premise is
>>222156289I ain't clicking that shit but give me a QRD if you want
>>222156967Voyager is a lot closer to TOS than the other Treks. It's one of my favorites. The continual story isn't terribly important to see in order, like DS9. DS9 is more of a commitment and that might've kept a more consistent viewership back in the day, but VOY could be picked up by anyone at random any time. And it was time slotted better for this too as I recall...I prefer the episodic treks better than DS9's arcs.>opinions
>>222157057I don't care for the extra strut out the the nacelle (i don't mind that it's there, it just looks wiggly and wrong) but otherwise I like it.
>>222156289its the hollywood version of a concept car. they have no intention of actually producing a new star trek movie wholly disconnected from existing characters and storylines.
>>222157077Voyager really is the Gilligan's Island of Star Trek.
>>222157218going to be completely honest. I'm enjoying VOY so far. I'm on S3.
I hate the Maquis.
>>222157501I've never understood why I am supposed to sympathize with them. Just fucking move.
>>222157618the federation said they would not intervene.
>>222157618you dont understand they have had their own cobblestone roads, adobe huts and heirloom tomatoes for 10s of years now you can't expect them to just go somewhere else
>>222157667why should they go somewhere else whem the federation will give it away and force you to move as soon as a scary alien requests it to "make peace"
>>222157726almost like you'd have to be actually retarded to do a pioneer LARP in some random deep space shithole when your home planet a post-scarcity utopia
>>222157658>>222157726These retards moved into disputed territory along a border with a hostile expansive power. The Cardassians had occupied Bajor fucking FIFTY FUCKING YEARS committing all sorts of alleged atrocities and these IDIOTS moved right next door, and wouldn't you know it a fucking war broke out, and then when the peace was settled and the border was cemented, they were asked to move, and resettle, with FULL COOPERATION from the Feds and full benefits, would've undoubtedly been given industrial replicators and whatever else resources were required.It was a sweetheart deal that they didn't honestly fucking deserve given their stupidity.
>>222157780More like the entire idea of a post-scarcity world was dumb to begin with
>>222157867t. Ira Steven Behr
>>222153794b5 was so much better than ds9 its not even funny. the side characters being Port Elizabeth dock workers cracks me up every time.
>>222157923Babylon 5 has 2 good seasons.
>>222157990That's just wrong. All seasons were kino of the highest magnitude.
>Season 2 finale>Put Ryker in a coma and make him re-live all of the worst moments from Season 1Absolutely diabolical
Voyager had some of the best sci-fi concepts just like TOS. Lots of weird space shit.
>Buggy patch drops>Now the Sims want to lynch you for what you did.
>>222158201The first actual 0/10 episode. Holy fuck. I'd rather watch Outrageous Okona than this.
>>222157780>>222157854i agree they were retarded but the feds said they would stay out of it. you should sympathize with the maquis because the feds joined the cardies against them. its like if denmark gave up the rights to greenland and then joined the US to stamp out the revolt against annexation. its insane.
>>222158319its a good old fashioned clipshow. they are lame but this one is better than most. that head spike machine is pretty iconic
>>222157353Season 4 is probably the season where they actually were managing to avoid making bad episodes. But the show was much more interesting in the first two seasons than really anything that followed. The characters just get blander and blander. Anything interesting about them gets forgotten.Anyway, I still like VOY but it's kinda crap even though it had occasional moments of true brilliance all the way to the end to make the mediocrity palatable the rest of the time.
>>222157780If they don't constantly push people to go out and colonize other planets, the homeworld would not be a post-scarcity utopia for very long.
>>222157990Babylon 5 had two and a half great seasons, and two and a half good seasons with occasional greatness and occasional crap mixed into them.
>>222158359No you moron, it's the opposite. These retards, a handful of people on the galactic scale, are willing to set off a fucking war in the entire quadrant so they can keep their shithouses. Fuck them, move. The Feds did nothing wrong.
>>222158533The Feds did nothing wrong, but the Feds also aren't going to just sit by while the Cardassians genocide a bunch of humans along their border.
>>222154540>>222154586It isn't a universal feature, some don't have them like Impela. Kinda makes me wonder if they ever used that to disguise themselves as humans.
>>222158533>couldnt defeat a few thousand colonists and sympathizers>threat of galactic warlmao, even
>>222153402star trek sex with wesley
>>222158583youve got it backwards. the feds attacked humans and their associates in cardassian territory because it was politically expedient.
>>222158470two great seasons with an underwhelming finale and then the show went on to a shit season and the first season is alright but the recast makes it odd in retrospectDS9 on the other hand has 3 great seasons, 2 very good seasons, and 2 good seasons.
Changelings and Xindi-Reptilians are more sympathetic than the Maquis>Waah! I've been on this planet for 8 months and I have to move to any one of a million idyllic, perfectly terraformed planets without lifting a finger while my entire home and all my possessions can be effortlessly transported or recreated in every detail where I can then resume my utopian life with all my needs fulfilled while I play vidya and jerk off in the holodeck all day? Well, fuck you! I planted a tomato here once, so I'm going to ignite an intergalactic war which will pointlessly kill countless people including many accomplished and productive members of society!So glad these little shits got massacred by the Cardies and Jem'Hadar. They deserved worse desu
>>222158694i think ds9 sucks but its all debatable except 7. season 7 is trash. 6 seasons of buildup to close out every arc in one ep with ezri and vic filler inbetween.
>>222158714It's kinda funny that the studio forced the addition of the Maquis into TNG and DS9 in order to set up VOY, and then VOY didn't even bother using the Maquis so only TNG and DS9 had good episodes related to them and it actually affected things.
>>222158359>its like if denmark gave up the rights to greenland and then joined the US to stamp out the revolt against annexation. its insane.no, retard it's like when your mom says it's ok if you build a fort under the dining room table and then when it's thanksgiving dinner and you have to move it to your room you start screaming and smearing shit all over the walls and setting fire to living room
>>222159022*dining room
>>222155244>everything everywhere is gay>nu God of War screensaverEverything tracks.
>>222154380That shit sounds comfy
>>222156967I always wondered what would’ve happened if they had VOY as the syndicated show and DS9 was the anchor for UPN.
>I want to make absolutely sure that you understand the implications of this agreement. By giving up your status as Federation citizens, any future request you or your people make to Starfleet will go unanswered. You will be on your own and under Cardassian jurisdiction.
>>222159497I actually think that's the part that was photoshopped. I saved it on /v/ but I saved it because of the Seven stuff in the background which is real
>>222159807It would have been the worst of both worlds, honestly. If DS9 is the anchor for UPN, then it would definitely have to be episodic, which would mean we'd lose on that sweet sweet slow-burn format and long-term storytelling, and its edge would then be sanded down so as not to offend anybody.VOY is still fucked regardless, the premise is more harm than good because its not built for long term shit.
>>222159989You don’t think that DS9 having a stable home on one network at one time wouldn’t have helped its ratings and VOY just largely being episodic wouldn’t have been helped by being aired whenever and wherever for people to find?
>>222159857And because Starfleet officers are always going rogue and doing whatever they feel is morally justified to themselves at the time, anyone with an ounce of intelligence knew they'd get unlimited military support covertly to keep their homes and remain independent of Cardassian rule, ultimately dragging the Federation back into war with Cardassia, which everyone would expect the Federation to easily win. The first war was nothing more than a little skirmish to the Federation while it was a very big deal to the smaller, weaker, less technological Cardassians.>>222160049No. Better ratings is not something DS9 needed. DS9 needed the execs to leave them the fuck alone and let them do whatever they wanted with their show. Which is why DS9 turned out great, and VOY was constantly being micromanaged and focus grouped and was generally a bland, mediocre product that occasionally managed to be great.
>>222160049On the one hand, DS9 is, on paper, the perfect show to headline a network; on the other, it just wouldn't be the same, because there is no doubt that Paramount/UPN would drastically change it to get the most out of it. I think DS9 loses more in the long run by being UPN's anchor. That being said, VOY was built for syndication. It should have been the syndicated show, but they really fucked up.
>>222160184They both should've been first run syndication.
Part of the reality is they knew a lot of Trekkies at the time were turned off by DS9 so VOY was made to be TNG-lite to get a lot of the TNG-onlies back on board
>>222160272I'll never really understand that. But then I also saw Stargate fans reject their own version of DS9 and kill off their whole franchise because they didn't have an alternative to support.
>>222160272VOY was the sacrificial lamb. Because it was seen as the course correction by Berman and the suits, it had all their attention, which meant that DS9 could do what it wanted so DS9 had the last laugh in the end.
>>222160334Stargate Atlantis just wasn't as good as SG-1.>>222160272I've read a lot of the old magazines like the official Star Trek one, Starlog, other sci-fi mags, and the most common sentiment during DS9's first few seasons was it was "boring" because "[they] never went anywhere"
>>222160334Star Trek at its core is expected to be optimistic in nature. DS9 is notably more morally grey, and at times out right war crimes are committed by Federation officers. Naturally this would turn off Roddenberry purists, but they're pussies who don't know a good thing when they see it.
>>222160394berman produced 600 episodes of star trek. it was a massive success by any measure.
>>222160399Geopolitics in space is a fascinating concept when done properly. No show has even attempted DS9’s scope in the streaming age. But if they did, the show would be full of gore and sex like Game of Thrones.
>>222160440I love DS9 but fags like you make it sound so gay.
>>222160399Atlantis was fine. But once they got back in regular communication with Earth, the quality started to decline dramatically. Don't even get me started on Michael and the clone bullshit.
>>222160453>600 episodesthat can't be fucking right, TNG, DS9, VOY and ENT have to be 400 combined, tops.
>>222160471>No show has even attempted DS9’s scope in the streaming age. But if they did, the show would be full of gore and sex like Game of Thrones.Don't forget dumbass CGI starship battles.
>>222160523178, 176, 174, 98. 500 even if you only give him half of tng. only dick wolf does better
whose idea was it for hoshi to fuck everyone in this episode?
>>222160584>only dick wolf does betterThat hack let the New York Post do most of the work for much of his career.
>>222160584Ok, I did not realize how many episodes actually exist. In my brain is was in the neighborhood of 120 for first 3, and then like 40 something for Ent.
>>222160502That's what I mean, Atlantis burns itself out faster in 5 seasons than SG-1 did in 10I totally got lost on it during the Carter season with Michael and the replicators and Teyla's baby and whatever repetitive shit that stopped making sense
>>222160613Simple Mirror psychology. Hoshi is a meek unambitious prude in the main universe. Naturally she is a gold digging whore who fucks and betrays her way to the top in the mirror universe.
ATTENTION CARDASSIAN CITIZENS
DS9 is the miracle that should not exist, but does against all odds.
>>222160691The secret was to ignore Roddenberry's rules, and play in his sandbox once he was dead and buried
What kinds of programs does Keiko O'Brien run in the holosuites?
>>222154496Stewart realizing he had star trek execs over a barrel by threatening to quit anytime he didn't get his way did more damage to trek than any nu-trek writers
>the creator of the show was wrong and I'm glad he's no longer involved!Why are people like this?
>>222160723I know Gene's up there in atheist heaven, tearing his hair out over DS9... but come on dude, Season 1/2 of TNG were ass.
>>222156511This gene was such a horndog he probably wanted the men to wear the short skirt too
i wish shatner was the star of generations with the tng crew supporting
>>222160845No one is like this. It is an objective fact though that DS9 was a direct contradiction to Gene's commandments on how Trek should be made.>Crew cannot fight among themselves>Things need to be resolved in 1 episode>Avoid religious discussions>Humanity is evolved and beyond notions of racism, hatred, and bigotry
>>222160907TNG did all of these even during the Roddenberry seasons.People just love repeating things that aren't entirely true.
>>222160953Name episodes in the Roddenberry seasons where these happened.
I often have daydreams about alternative timelines where Troi died instead of Tasha Yar because the premise of Troi is so dumb. She's basically a new-age mood detector which makes her stick out in a show that demands you take it seriously.
>>222161064It just would have been Tasha fucking random men, and women, every other week to make Data jealous.
>>222161110Gimme that over>"Captain... I sense anger."
I think TNG fans ruined the 90s especially the "it's only good after season 3" types
>>222160613Gene Roddenberry’s ghost willed it into the script
>>222160691Why, because it has more serious themes?
>>222161110At least every time worf got his ass kicked (unfortunately often, but it’s what the scripts called for) it would instead be denise crosby getting ragdolled around constantly
>>222161110Berman would never let it happen, Roddenberry wanted gay characters, but was stopped by his own death.
>>222161710Because it pushes Trek to its limits.
things retards love to repeat>tos was cheap>gene roddenberry was wrong>tng seasons 1-2 are bad>ds9 is good only because it's subversive>ent should have done x/y/z>lower decks is a love letter>picard season 3 is good
I literally have never watched anything Trek after VOY lol
>>222161064Imagine an alternate timeline in DS9 where they chose a TNG character to include other than Worf.
>>222162679We'd just get Troi or Wesley on DS9 then.
>>222162868>we’ll never see if Wesley can last a week in a Bajoran death camp
Yay my favorite MILF is back! Why wasn't she in season 2?
/trek/ used to be for everyone.
>>222162546>kirk is such a cowboy, he just punches the bad guys and sexes alien women!The definitive "Retarded Things Fake Fans of Star Trek Say" statement
>>222163395That and "Star Trek ALWAYS did [thing]" to justify whatever latest nutrek abomination
>>222163453We are Starfleet We are family
>>222163453Mike from RLM has a segment about that in one of their newer Star Trek videos. People were trying to justify the klingon hologram rap music thing by saying "Trek was always unserious!!" and pointing to the hop scotch segment in either DS9 or Voyager.
>>222162546>you know Garak, that murderous super spy?>he's gay because he touched bashir on the shoulders in their first meeting to make him uncomfortable, so he would be easier to manipulate>sure, he was shown to have a loving romantic relationship with a cardassian woman that was perfectly heterosexual but... uh, he's gay because the actor said so in his biography!One of the ultimate pleb opinions in Trekdom
>Mike from RLMhas some of the most basic bitch normie opinions on star trek as well
>>222163638Well he agrees with you fags on this
>>222163550This also really only started gaining traction after tumblr and Obama era SJWism was on the riseI swear only the most fringe fujoshis said Garak was gay prior to 2010
>>222163638Every time I have to go to Milwaukee I scan everyone I pass to see if it's Mike, Jay, or Rich.Which is silly, because they're probably at home getting drunk, because it's fucking Milwaukee.
>>222163648sorry I insulted your e-celeb
>>222163747I dont mind. I just thought that anon would like to know his nutrek opinion has legs.
mike sold out anyway when he has that fruity little homo jack quaid as a guest and then he was like "lower decks is pretty good!"
data is getting pussy again........
>>222163046They wanted a hag to offend the entire crew and argue about the smallest thing
>>222155323it was canceled for a reason honestly they went too far from the trek formula. no likable characters, dopey captain.
>>222163453they will do this again when the Ro game chops off O'Brien's hands and rips up his union card or something and its "star trek was always horror"
>>222163046its a shame she bogged herself
>>222164377She did?
>>222161215>Captain, the Ferengi are attempting to deceive you.
>>222164511she turned into a weird cat lady
>>222162868Troi would have been fun because it would have made DS9 even more of a Babylon 5 ripoff. All the Klingon stuff that was brought in by Worf would have been replaced with Betazed telepathy being key to winning the Dominion War.
>>222164633I guess. Still would.
>>222160655>Simple Mirror psychology. Hoshi is a meek unambitious prude in the main universe. Naturally she is a gold digging whore who fucks and betrays her way to the top in the mirror universe.The duality of asian foids
>>222160765
>This is so ghetto.
>>222154867i thought the finale was ok
>>222163550He's completely gaycoded. Are you autistic?
>>222154867One night in the sickbay
>>222164633Daimon Bog got his revenge after all.
>>222166062gay coded wasnt a thing back then. stop ruining my tv shows with your fetishes
>>222166096kek
star trek sex with david corwin
>>222166461
New SNW episode today!
Hand sex with imaginary Beverly Crusher
you reckon they banged?
>>222154540ribbed for pleasure
pike is a dyke
kirk is a dirk
janeway or the highway
sisko at the disco
archer is a marcher
sneed
>>222153393so that's what that one Shia hentai comic was referencing
anyone want some cake?
>>222167941i already had a piece, thanks
>>222157125a sort of "reboot" movie set in the future>...it won't be the characters that you've seen previously in your Star Trek movies. So there'll be a new sort of take on that, and I think it'll probably be a little further into the future than we've been before.>Everything we take on, what draws us to it is the opportunity to do a different spin on something that you've seen done before, and that's our hope with this is to satisfy the fans, but also bring people in who may not consider themselves lovers of Star Trek, and surprise them.more generic scifi slop
>>222163550he's bisexual, anonit's not that hard
>>222161064Given that both Actresses originally auditioned for the other ones character's role, that's quite believable. Denise Crosby plays Troi as originally planned, then walks out at the same time for the same reasons.
Fuck Whill Wheaton
>>222166103>gay coded wasnt a thing back then
>>222166103>gay coded wasnt a thing back thenIt was so not a thing that they didn't even make a hit sitcom subvoorting the trope. You dumb motherfucker
>>222167961
>>222155582Why is his urethra on his nose?
>>222156396Tritantium and structural integrity fields would shrug off 10 tons of tnt
>>222167941What do the peptides do? Make you lose weight?
>>222168614>Look at me, Spock. >I'm watching NuTrek. >I'm having a blast.>The one where the Klingons can't stop dancing?>Return.>To.>Form.
>married couple leave the federation to go somewhere they will do augmentation on human DNA >return to federation a year later with their superbabies Why wouldn’t this work?
>>222168614does that hurt?
>>222168829He's a big guy.
>do ladies still like to take it in the rear?
>>222163550The actor played him gay because he thought it'd be funny, but story rise he is a straight lizard.
>>222154867The episode with the Tellarite bounty hunter. We're supposed to believe Tellarites are good for anything besides arguing?
>>222168566Glans
>>222167851uh. explain? Vortitty was in a hentai?
>>222168885>We only did that to avoid pregnancy. Now that every woman has an Autoaborter in her purse, it's not really a thing.
>>222168918>The actor played him gay because he thought it'd be funny,>The actor lied about playing him as gay 20 years later after he realized saying so would get more fujos handing him money in his autograph line at cons ftfy
>>222169613Yeah. Boku no Pico.
>>222160765One where she pretends she is Lord Mountbatten and gets raped by a bunch of IRA members in balaclavas and then James Joyce narrates.
I drive.
>>222154854Alright, I’ll engage.Out of the classic trek shows (80/90s ones), I would say that DS9 is the most consistent one. If you think about truly terrible episodes, only the Allamarain episode comes to mind immediately. On TNG, there’s basically all of Season 1 and half of Season 2 that’s downright atrocious, with only a few silver lining episodes.VOY doesn’t have such a quality issue as TNG, but that is because the average quality is much lower. The best VOY episodes are in line with an above-average TNG or DS9 episode. But it is also the show that wasted the most of its potential. TNG was a (wonderful) rehash of TOS’ formula. DS9 did something different and explored that new setup mostly (except for the Klingons IMO). VOY tried to put a new spin on TNG’s / TOS’ formula, but instead just put sprinkles on it and it meandered around for 7 years. Bad character writing (Chakotay, Kim) added to this disappointment.
>>222155168As long as Kurtzman is attached, it will all be watered down to dreck. You can see glimpses of Trek’s former greatness in SNW, but Kurtzman’s spunk is all over it anyway.
I'm sorry, the who?
>>222169789kurtzman is done.
>>222169795>Imhotep
>>222169816>Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!!!
new(er)>>222169847
>10 posts early>axanar shill opthis gun be gud
>>222158386Eh, I’ve been spoiled by shows doing much better clipshow episodes. SG-1 did it way better. And Community gets extra mention for fucking with the concept of a clipshow entirely.
Beefers, her shitposting anew!
>>222160334>>222160399IMO, Atlantis was even better than SG-1 because they knew where to use CGI and where not to. But fair enough, David Hewlett singlehandedly carried that entire show.I’m still pissed people didn’t keep watching Universe. It was finally something new in the Stargate universe, and people had been screaming for something “fresher” after >10 seasons of SG. And then they didn’t watch it.
>>222169984SGU was the platonic ideal of VOY
>>222169962
>>222170003
>>222169803Source? And not because I don’t believe you, but because I can’t find it and I really wish it to be true
>>222170003nah she's not YOUR MOMwho was quite petite
>>222160613Yeah! It should've been just me!
>>222164633I mean. She's almost 80. Cut her some slack. She seems to be in pretty good health.She's always had prominent cheek bones but she definitely had some filler too. I dunno why. Just age, lady.
>>222170418Are you insane? She looks hideous. She's bogged herself into looking like a total monster.Look, lady, I get it, you want to look like you did when you were fucking David Bowie as Labyrinth's choreographer but those days aren't coming back and neither is Bowie.
>>222170275That's me when the Doctor & Seven sing at every opportunity in Voyager
>>222169984People dropped SGU when most of the first season was retarded jarheads and teen angst.
>>222171026I still liked it. Yeah, the show often was "one step ahead, two steps backward", and a little bit to much forced drama, but I like how the expanded beyond "Vancouver forest planet... again".
