HOH: KamuNoms: Jason, Lala, MalPOV: LyricDay 23 of 87previously on /bb/: >>222152179
>the pickle ball>after rome gets evictedGrod is taunting showmance fags
waffling all over the place on feeds
h1Big Brother?
Angela looks fabulous
>>222158723Lyric won so it's poetic
Lala is fucking useless
Yash is running this house
>0>0>0>0
showfags the feeds are lit rn
go big mal go!
>>222158781i know, i'll go back and watch them. thanks boo
yash is currently discussing the etymology of idioms
>>222158781Qrd?
>>222158794vcm
it's ok lala, you do you girl
Angela lookin good
lala is prime victoria material holy shit
>>222158810Chuk's getting his game blown up and Drew and Barrett were finally talking with Melody and Mallory about flipping, but then Devens came to talk block
>>222158810devens panicking they lost drew fully after seeing him run to the girlies came back up to hoh and proposed voting out mallory even over jason (didn't go anywhere yet really), drew out to the yard to scheme clearly trying to make the save mal plan happendevens then came out to backyard catching him red handed again, took yash to the hammock trying to grill him on drew being shifty (yash trying to cover for him)
latrine
kamu for sure loves how he looks in that tutu
HUCKLEBERRY MENTIONED
>>222158743I know it's time for me to masturbate because Angela is starting to look kind of good to me in that dress
to think even with all this schizoing we'll still be cucked by taylor being a retard
FUCK HE WAS SO CLOSE
lyric knows how to ride that pickle
>>222158879you could fit like two lyrics in a hailey
LYRIC COMP BEAST
>>222158843That's sloppy as fuck, what is Drew thinking?
>>222158877forgot about that
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, JULIEI'M PICKLE VETO!!!!
>>222158759Cute Mal
>star college athlete losing to little lyric
GREAT JOB LADIES
>>222158895that hes completely fucked if he doesn't make this flip happen and he is most certainly the next house target. which is correct since the last couple of weeks dee and angela have been wanting to make that move, and devens goes where his allies does to his own detriment.
its over drewbros...
how long is this show? how are they still gonna get to the tea party and teapot banging shenanigans?
>>222158895to be fair the convo in hoh was extremely awkward, he had kamu/dee/devens stonewalling or shutting down his attempts to save mallory. he also thinks the vets are still good with him like he told devens in the bathroom he was still loyal to the vets but fuck the chuds. that said still extremely sloppy yeahI think devens panicking a little too because he realized the vote might actually be messy with taylor/yash wavering and it wouldn't just be some dumb trap for the rats
>>222158895he isn't. That's the problem. He's too surface level about everything and his jokes bother folks. Dude has charisma but he cant read a room for shit
Yash threw that comp btw all part of his master plan Or
>>2221589321.5 hours on Wednesday nights
>>222158932weds eps are 90mins
>>222158932yeah they will since it was before the veto ceremony
>>222158932too long
>>222158962>>222158965Are they 1.5 hours or are they 90 minutes?
dude naming a medication skyrizzy is fucking crazy.
>>222158781Can you just tell us what's happening?
I want a HUNTR/X backpack
>>222158998OOOOZEMPIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlF5XrTO6rw
>>222158998yeah shit's out of control
based yash
>>222158991they are 1 bong and 30 bings long
>>222158955>He's too surface level about everything and his jokes bother folks.Still thinking about how in his conversation with Dee a couple of nights ago he told her he wouldn't do a showmance because he doesn't want to do things on live tv then laughed and said I know you would though. Dee was clearly pissed about that.
devens being a bit too chatty with yash here, ourdumbindian still has them snowed
VOTE JASON. VOTE JASON. VOTE JASON. VOTE JASON.
HAHAHAHAHA KAMU IS A BITCH
>>222159038until dumbfuk chuk came in and ruined it
>>222159037I mean...he literally did nothing but say the truth LMFAOOOOOO
>>222159037you're right but Dee's a cunt who can't handle the banter lmao
why does this music have the same beat and bass progression as smooth criminal
>>222159037In Drew's 'defense', that's how she won Survivor befire dumping the guy from that season and then cheating on a different contestant's boyfriend. But also very dumb to say that to her face. Especially with how paranoid of a player she actually is.
>>222159037It's difficult to watch cause like had he just chilled after the veto even with Angela and Dee's paranoia he'd prolly be ok but now he's def way up the target list if the right person wins HOH. I wanna say a lot of this is due to his age but Tyler was 22 when he played and kicked ass. Drew just can't listen
>>222159037tsk tsk tsk tsk never call out a latina on her puta ways
>>222159101*cheating withwas he not a married man?messy woman!
Mallory really has a shot to win the blockbuster
aww besties <3
>pickle ball themed comp in a season about time travelDid they give up already?
picklegods shining down on the little princess
what will the bros back home think of kamu in a tutu losing a sports game to a little female gremlin?
lyric might unironically be the best positioned and best player in the house right now. we might be getting another lawyer winner.
>>222159123>No medieval challenge yet>No Renaissance challenge>Or Pirate>Or Samurai>Or even just fucking Y2K if they want 'funny' scenariosYes. Fuck production
>what are you thinking with the votes here?>what are you thinking?>I asked you
>>222159117Iirc he wasn't but his girlfriend was pregnant with his child
>>222159083LOCKED IN
>>222159164a y2k challenge would be so cute. I miss my lg chocolate...
>>222159118It's really just her versus Jason. LaLa isn't a serious player
>>222159037he is so dan-coded lmao
Dee is dying to have a schizo sesh with Angela rn
lala hearing she wasn't a lock early frantically trying to "game" bless her dumb old heart
>>222159161yeah, if the toolshed implodes as soon as next week, she's in a great spot. she just needs to hope some of the hags leave so they don't target her out of jealousy
>>222159164>Renaissance challengewith giant turkey legs for the HGs not playing!
>>222159214loma <3
>>222159202she's in the schizo stewing chair at the table too. we're in for a doozy
>>222159207ans theres a good chance they might. since ousting rome, shes not really on the radar. regardless if jason or Mallory stays, she still keeps a comp beast shield she has ties with. even better if they both stay and she has two.
Lala self eviction when?
>>222159185>>222159214My money is on one if the final challenges of the whole season being just an exact same one from a past season from like 1 or 2 (i watched neither but I know a guy threatened to slit a woman's throat on season 2 and got kicked out).
Yash saving the season in real time on feeds
>>222159101I thought that the survivor she hooked up with was someone who had one another season and she didn't know he was married
>>222159263thats my barber. you may have cringe indian-incel core moments, but you step up. love him.
>>222159263I would've bantered you off the site yesterday if you told me yash would actually game well today
based shady gay
>chuk saying something is bad gameplay
>>222159268chukbros we are so back
the fag getting the dumbass edit
chuk is running the house
dee butt shot
Jason has been playing a messy ass game but I get how it’s out of desperation. Everyone is in such a gigantic alliance you really can’t talk to anyone besides Lala kek
kek they're showing that Dee encouraged the bullying
Chuk is somehow more of a dud than Cam
>>222159263that tea party massacre woke him up kek
>>222159279She was liking photos of the couple on instagram or whatever before the news broke
COOK THE GAY
Is it wrong I'd keep Jason? He's clearly not winning at this point. Or do Big Brother players try to avoid taking goats to the end?
chuk the cuck
>>222159371you just dont know what he'd do if he got power. probably the smart move to get rid of him
>>222159371he's dangerous and messy and could snap and turn on you at any moment I can see where the toolshed players are coming from
once jason wins the blockbuster and gets the fan vote they are gonna get coldfeet and second guess themselves knowing the audiences have sympathized with him
tea party time
>>222159390There is no one in america that would vote to give Jason power
>>222159371He's too volatile and desperate. Best to get him out before you're caught in the crossfire
>>222159419
>>222159371Jason is good at comps from the looks of it. It'd be smart to keep him if possible but with how messy he's been the hesistation makes sense.
>>222159420
big mal is winning the blockbuster
kino edit
>>222159420See you next week
>>222159418>and gets the fan votelolcasuals still hate him from the angela shit, jasonfags and drewfags will split the vote and dee will win this week
LMAOOO
drew wanted high heels to complete his outfit
>>222159456
FUCK YOU KAMU
>>222159440Dee is going to crash out so badly if she's the only vet not to get a power. their vet entitlement about it has been insufferable
>>222159446This implies Jason wins the BB Blockbuster. If he doesn't, he leaves.
im getting so stressed and cringed out from this. why did kamu feel the need to ruin the party. seriously. this guy is no vanessa.
>They cut out the soaking discussion. Lame
It will be extremely funny if Lala somehow wins Blockbuster tomorrow
Kamu longwinded L
MY SHOW IS ON
MELODY VILLAIN EDIT
tell em sis
Need more Drew screentime, my guy needs his power
gayson is being cooked in the editrhapists gonna freak
chuds ... we lost
>I'M NOT DONE YEThahaha ohhhhh man
>>222159371he's too dangerous. and has proven he has potential to win comps and would take a big swing if he did. you either use him as a weapon or take him out, and in the case of the vets and red corner, he should go
o shit
>>222159083wtf is wasnt bowlerina??
Jason is literally right wtf
THE TEA PARTY WOKE YASH UP
>>222159449social media has been riled up by frankie grande and the drag race community(that till this point were meh on him) been activated and it's become a whole lefties versus homophobic right wingers. if jason stays he's winning the vote 100%
lala is a nice lady
Lol Kamu.
kind of a bitch move by kamu honestly
YOU CANT SPELL KWAB WITHOUT KAMU
>>222159560the entire plan was incredibly retarded on kamu's part. just complicated his boring week for no reason
Drewdudes there have been zero DRs from him this episode.
Mastermind Yash just sitting back, observing.
>>222159579
>I got exactly what I wanted
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>222159605
the sexual tension is real
btw angela is baking on the feeds
MALLORY IS SO FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT
for epfags here's the full tea party shitshow if you want to watch ithttps://streamable.com/yn0lkw
>jason won the time capsule?>he's going to take a shot at the vets?>skippy... give him the unitard
based jason calling it exactly like it is. shame he is such a bad player
Melody stinger, classic
>>222159627Take that back right now
>>222159627FUCK YOU CUNT
god I want lala to go home this week so bad
>>222159606I laughed too hard when he said that. in what reality?
>>222159625IN LALA'S KITCHEN????
>Let me ruin someone's party and make it about me to expose someone that people already kinda know is a shit game>Now it feels like a lynching of the gay man because he made it too personalIf the Toolshed don't give up on Kamu, then he's the luckiest son of a bitch ever
>>222159633hes like tucker in a way, now lets see if he can survive like tucker
Whole house got covid
the edit protected the hell out of drew and angela making it seem they were not a part of kamu's trainwreck shitshow
>>222159658Luckily covid isn't too serious of a disease.
>>222159618saved
im confused about the agreement kamu is saying happened that jason broke. kamu told jason he wouldn't put him up in exchange for jason not using veto if he's picked? why would jason agree to that if he knows he's getting backdoored
>>222159667drew wasnt. it was mostly devens and dee that were egging him on
>>222159655the vets are using them as a shield but he's made himself a target he wasn't before when haley/chuk were the despised part of chud corner
>>222159667drew didn't know about that shit
>>222159671it might be for angela
>>222159667kamu only told the survivors about his plan, he wanted gasps from the others
barret saying in DR that he knows how bad this makes him look and how his position is super fuckef and yet sti ratting to D makes me think of him as nothing more than a D-celeb obsessed loser who is throwing out his game for a known puta. He's even worse than Austin because at least he couldn't have known better. This season is pissing me off too much.
>>222159655Best thing about the tea party was the coping Kamu did about it on the days after>At first I thought I killed the vibe but everyone came up to me afterwards telling me how cool it was.>I'm glad you guys didn't speak up or try to support me it would have showed our cards.>I'm going to be a hero for this.>By the time we get to jury no one will even remember the tea party
covid vax is required for bb houseguestseven chud kamu had to get one
need to be hitting metal against metal
based
>I-I-I'M U-UNFAZED BRO!!
How does this improve Jason's position if he wins blockbuster?
>>222159681>>222159687>drewfuck I meant devensangela was the one doing damage control afterwards checking in on everyone telling how much of a class act and in the right kamu acted
Obvious fed line by Devens
>>222159678kamu plays the morally honest and good game player shtick because muh christian values, and is trying to make jason less than because he is playing the game as intended. of course, this makes him a lying hypocrite because obviously kamu is lying just as much.
>>222159748He seems to love that line because he was saying it on feeds by the hammock the other night too
BBKINO
>Kamu's DR being interrupted by bangingneat
kino 4th wall break
too bad mark isnt on this season to flip out and make feeds go down for 2 hours
Frankie coached Jason btw
kek the zoom in on the butter wrappers on the feeds
>you should just kiss alreadyEXACTLY
kek they actually heard it in DR kino
Member Evel Dick. I member
bro don’t bang it around the women’s ears ok bro
>n-n-not around the women
>>222159678>Kamu doesn't initially put up Jason and tells Jason if he wins veto then he wants to work together to keep noms the same. >Jason goes around telling the noms that he'd use the veto on them.>Kamu gets wind of this and wants to use this as an excuse for why he's putting Jason on the block despite this always being his intention. >Wants to get a tv moment so cooks up the dumb tea part call out.
I know whenever my mom watches this episode she’s gonna say she thinks Jason is annoying as fuck and wants him to go
>>222159795Evel Dick couldn't exist in nu-BB
>>222159773
its genuinely so funny to me that kamu thinks hes like Dan or derek. hes trying to combine two play styles that are completely at odds. Dan plays from the bottoms, Derek secretly plays from the top with layered alliances. he does not have the charisma to achieve either of these play styles.
>>222159795imagine jason burning kamu with his cigs
Josh did the banging on pots bit better. Jason needs to add some circus music to his banging.
>>222159773>>222159818https://streamable.com/h43mk
>>222159804who was that who tried to sun tan the veto on them?
JASON MOGGING AT THE VETO CEREMONY TOO HAHAHHAHAAHA
>>222159745it doesnt but his game is kinda fucked at this point. it doesnt matter
>>222159795the best
JASON 4 BLOCKBUSTERVOTE 4 JASON
>>222159795
does lyric actually talk like this or is the voice put on?
this would have been a good season without the icons
devens just ate shit on the feeds
>>222159777/bb/ is but just one writer of the show
Holy hell Mallory is retarded. shes lucky she's good at carnival games.
>>222159870It’s like T’Kor where it goes off and on
>>222159856
>>222159856even Leah's pfp pisses me off
>>222159870seems like a put on. I've seen her change up with different people and in the DR
>>222159456She looks sad like 90 percent of the time
>>222159889luv lil leah
wtf? Since when does Survivor have reruns?
>>222159872POOPSEASON
>>222159817Well yea he is positive for Hep B IIRC
neet who has to call a rocket scientest retarded at every opportunity to feel the only false sense of superiority he has left in his wretched life
>>222159827thats cause josh actually busted a fuse and was banging pots and pans for realjason did it as a gag for the tv edit>>222159832kino
>>222159903since two survivor players are playing big brother at the same time
>a group of crows is called a murderOk maybe Melody IS funny
>>222159813>Kamu doesn't initially put up Jason and tells Jason if he wins veto then he wants to work together to keep noms the same.if I was jason I would just want to be put up initially because he has a higher chance of getting getting off the block
ozzy was robbed
>>222159813Kamu never meant to honor the agreement, he said he was gonna backdoor him from the jump and Jason could sniff it damn well too
>>222159856was this from last year? i remember her trying to go back and forth with him and failing and just leaving because she ran out of quips
guess game talk will be after dinner
Even if Jason is good at puzzles there's no way he will do better than a rocket scientist
Twitter is pissed about Jason’s edit and his chances of winning the power if he stays has died
>>222159973Jason said the same thing to Kamu but Kamu reassured him that he wasn't being backdoored
>>222159999
>>222159993when they will be serving white cake
>>222160007Jason got a fantastic Janelle-esque edit they literally had evil music playing whenever kamu spoke
>episode ends>survivor 50 rerun immediately starts with dee and devenscbs isn’t slick
>>222159856why don’t people just make fun of dick for having HIV? it’s an easy trump card.
>>222160007It was a pretty fair edit all things considered, showed how messy he was leading to the tea party and how well he handled himself during it. If anythign they should be pissed at the editors for not showing how much Dee and Devins were hyping up Kamu to do the tea party which would probably have tanked Dee's chance for a power even when she claimed she was doing it for a strategic purpose.
>>222160021it didnt felt serious, the edit made the whole thing silly and lighthearted. in the feed version the tension was much higher and it ended up with everyone leaving the tea party and jason hanging out by himself completely isolated convinced everyone hates him
I'm glad Mal will win the blockbuster tomorrow and then secure HoH
>>222160062big brother overall is silly and lighthearted Jason clearly wanted to go for the "I don't give a fuck" bitch and not the crybaby, if he wins blockbuster there's a good chance he wins the power next week. Especially with the drag race fanbase suddenly getting involved because Kamu is "homophobic"
>>222159928I wouldnt call her retarded if she wasnt doing retarded things in the game. The only difference between her and melody is that she win comps and has somehow an even worse read of the house.
It's good he's embracing the villian role with his green goblin laugh
>>222160069me too anon
>>222159945it even got angela to crack
Blockbuster should be a putting on makeup challenge. Considering they made a fucking HoH comp about wrestling with a professional fighter in the house might as well throw all the subtlety out the building
If even NallecbJsnnBz d haeithb benefits bin I'm sure everyone does
either jason goes unanimously or mallory goes with a split vote and barrett and drew get their game exposed and can’t play the middle anymore
>>222160138Based anon having a stroke
>>222160056its not the 90s anymore anon. sorry.
after seeing lala compete, now i can see why to keep her over mallory
>>222160138
>>222160069
>>222160154they can't play their middle game anymore, dee/angela/haley/chuk are gunning for them
>>222160154barret and drew are next level retarded if they dont flip to remove lala. it is so obvious that the red corner has taken priority over the crossovers. they are basically handing them victory and looking to be the first jury boots at this point.
>>222160138huh.. i never thought about it like that before
Think this episode pretty much killed any hope that Drew and Barett have any idea that the vets have turned against them. We got zero DR's from Drew and the only DR Barrett gave was about his crush on Dee.
>dee on survivor saying zac brown’s music changed her lifecooling off massively on dee
>>222160177night 1 big mak <3
>>222160057It was fucking stupid how in the edit they made it seem like Dee thought it was a bad idea for Kamu to do it too. So blatantly favoring the icons
>>222160138Everyone is saying this.
It's such a waste if Jason leaves the house without ever getting in drag. Sucks he can't even do it on eviction day as it hinders his ability to perform in the blockbuster
>>222160189>dumbfuck chuk is going to stay in the house longer than drew or barretyou cant make this shit.
>>222160219Bacon wrapped what
>>222160138Took the words right out of my mouth!
>>222159856This is Dick now
>>222160235looks like white bread lol
>>222160219AI Generated Recipe
>>222160232One time I got really wasted at a drag show and made out with a drag queen that looked just like this. Somehow ended up in the dressing room and when another one came in they got pissed and told me to get the fuck out
holy shit mike white is back on survivor. chuck and buck, suck and fuck
>>222160217both vets thought so
>>222160262
>>222160273After the fact. They thought it was awesome beforehand
>>222160210oh no they're showing the zac brown episode rn?
>>222160262>>222160280 ̶p̶i̶p̶e̶ q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶HAMMOCK PRINCESS
