HOH: KamuNoms: Jason, Lala, MalPOV: LyricDay 24 of 87>previously on /bb/: >>222161394
lauren would be scared in this house
hi
>TICK TOCK DREW THE TICK
DREW GOTTA GO
drew gotta go. I want to kill him and stick a knife through his droopy eyes
>>222165312the face of a sexually frustrated karen
I’ll probably drop the season once drew gets taken out by the vets
>>222165317Such is the fate of old spies. They know far too much and are too capable to keep around.
>>222165330same
>>222165312>>222165317
so best case scenario is dpov gets flushed next week right? the other side would still have the votes one more week even if devens swapped himself off the block with drew
lyric's still in the hot tub?? dang
>>222165330How would you react if he goes home off of a Devens DPOV?
"IF I HAD HITLER, CRAZY EYES, AND DROOPY EYES IN FRONT OF ME BUT ONLY TWO BULLETS, I'D SHOOT DREW TWICE."
>>222165367I would be fucking pissed and I’m like 90% sure that’s how it’s gonna happen
shufflers
>>222165330If Jason goes tomorrow It's the last time I tune in
Have Not feast incoming (if production shows it)they're all assuming that jason is going to win the blockbuster and it's gonna suck when he chokes it away and ends up leaving.
>>222165312poor bastard has no idea whats coming
the bb house clock is ahead
holy fuck lyric’s ass in the backyard just now
>>222165332this is why you must act retarded and or be retarded
>/bb/ wants drew to be dan>drew is actually nick uhas
hn feasts are the comfiest
>>222165410It's on tape delay
big mal is digging in!
Barrett has info that Dee is, in fact, "selling him down the river," but refuses to believe it
>>222165432I hate that stupid simp
i had a perfect shot of them all three taking the first bite and fucking angel got in the way
dee stuffing her face haley ratting out drew
did that even happen? yash is just gonna say hailey is lying too lol
jerry jyler jaylorson
>>222165373>you know people always want to fucking murder hitler with their time machine, right?>but then i feel if i got back there id be afraid of falling under the spell of his fucking beautiful eyes
>>222165441Why because he likes hasan piker? Get over it chud.
>>222165474no because he’s in love with dee and willing to throw away his own game to help a production pet
YUMMY CRUNCHY WOWWWWW
>>222165474how is the eceleb spammer up this late
>>222165485go back to bed taylor
YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
>>222165454We're watching the have not feast. What did they say?
the sexos
mld is really going for it
based big mal doesnt like beef
>>222165504ash :(
the first bite failure because angela's fat hand
>>222165508Her thighs are going to be huge by 32.
look at drew, he's talking in code
how does drew even know who wilt chamberlin is
>>222165504>all brunette>all wearing orange bikinis scripted show
love watching pretty girls stuff their face
feasting time
>>222165530
>>222165530orange is the new black
making them eat, makes me wanna eat, guess its reheated pizza time
>>222165530ashley has black hair
>>222165549She has blonde hair
>>222165526zoomers play 2kwilt is an OP card in 2k because he's tall
>>222165526drew gets a shit ton of older references. he's either older than he says or has older siblings
>>222165560not currently
>>222165504fuck lyricmarry ashkill dee
taylor eating this much at midnight and she isnt even a have not
she's scheming
>>222165575dee braps when she fucks though
>>222165567You ladies can die your hair whatever color you want but your roots still show.
>>222165569what’s stronger? grodner’s love for a budding showmance and letting vets use broken powers?
>>222165581she can sense the wypipo energies wanting to talk to her later
the only reason angela is cooking for the have nots is because dee is one
>>222165504>>222165575fuck ashmarry lyrickill dee
dee is gonna be fartin up a storm tonight
>tfw mallory goes home and dee wins hoh
so they really fucked up last weeks have not feast didnt they
kamu eating a good size taco now too. haley obliterating the beansits 12:15am
>>222165605>the only reason angela is cooking for the have nots is because dee is one
>>222165633
>>222165633and dee wins power
>>222165641dee and melody ate like 2.5 of those giant tacos. melody also had some salmon and now they're getting into cookies and ice cream
>>222165665sure but they were the have nots. kamu, haley and taylor are just piling on
>>222165656
would Grogner rather want Mallory or Jason staying. Jason is going up almost every week but Mallory could stick around and actually gun for the icons
nobody will ever be better at stuffing their face on big brother than mark
i think melody is getting full, bros....
>>222165633i could never bring myself to save any caps of lauren crying
i'd wear sunglasses to sneak booty looks all day
>>222165731vinny suffered as a direct consequence for making lauren cry
>>222165720Snackson is the GOAT until they cast a legit mukbanger on the show
barrett is worried about tomorrow
cute melodrew
>>222165731sad Lauren is perfect for convincing /bb/ to do what you want
demonic mld
someone should get a webm of that melody dance if they can. good shit
>>222165754damn I actually somehow forgot about him, yeah he was a legendary eater
was jackson’s watermelon addiction him coping with xanax withdrawal?
somebody please make a pickleball comp montage of kamu set to the rocky theme music
Barrett said he would play for the superfans and hes spending the whole time rimming Dee. Are there ANY good players that were superfans?
>>222165817kek great cap
>>222165731well you arent a true lauren poster
>just two people totally not working together
>>222165822Ramseys?
barrett definitely doesn’t want haley’s head on his shoulder but he’s not gonna say anything
Lyric looking exactly like Riley Reid right now
>>222165855
>>222165822Superfans typically become loyal vet pets until they are put down or are too focused on the history of big brother to play the game in front of them.
>>222165833this picture is genuinely heartbreaking please spoiler it next time
>>222165835the taylor side eye at 3s
Melody is horny
>>222165877clocking that tea
why does yash like to dap so much? is that a cultural thing?
>>222165886same, girl
>>222165877please save us taylor just vote lala out please please please
>>222165903t. doesnt dap up the homies
drew is getting himself in trouble where he jokes too much about wanting people out to their faces and they suspect it could be real
>>222165833i prefer to remember her in full headdress
>>222165942devens be doing that shit too. but only about people walking up on game talks
need a melody or mal hoh so based
haley says the vote is 6-6 tomorrow lala vs mallory. she thinks they should ditch the toolshed entirely
Chuk is so grateful nobody knows about Red Corner>could you imagine?
>>222165974curious if melody will just do whatever drew tells her or will take a shot like mallory
>>222165979what happened to her wanting lala out so bad?
>>222165995I think if mal leaves she would definitely take a shot which would probably flush the diamond power of veto
>>222165996she just told chuk that they made up and she wanted to start fresh
Haley & Chuk are talking shit on us
>>222166008it'll shake up the entire house when someone finally does take a shot at the icons. if melody does drew will know he will have to go rogue. i have a feeling we will be very disappointed in the next HOH though
these retards are gonna keep lala over jason
>>222165974>melody hohplease god no. i just know she'll be too pusy to target the vets or red corner and will just throw up nobodies from her side
kek mld counting
>>222166040i blame drew for that
IT’S TOO EARLY
>seven votes
Haley genuinely thinks not being a total bitch in a five minute conversation with Lala means she's good with Lala now
>>222166009the one good thing haley was doing and she dropped it, she’s useless and should just get topless already
>mal: I wanted to go fart on the hammock but chuk was there
giggle girls meeting!
why'd they get rid of the fish tank
Drew hopped up on Nerds or whatever and teleporting around the house like he's on speed has been funny to watch tonight
drew just said he would vote out melody over devens to devens because devens was worried that barrett and drew want to play the game more with the giggle girls over him
Drew spills so fucking much to Devens and Dee that it makes sense why they're paranoid that he does the same thing to the other side. He throws Melody under the bus any chance he gets but is with her all day every day. He doesn't show loyalty to anyone.
>>222166188he's been saying that all day
This season most of the HGs have have media exposure before.
lmao Devens has finally lost it
Devens is cooking right now. Calling out Drew and Barrett but mostly Drew for sloppy as fuck gameplay
WAKE UP DREWDROP THE FUCKING VETS AND RALLY THE OTHER SIDE
>>222166213it makes me happy because drew and barrett will either have to show loyalty now or jump ship. i'd jump ship if i were them with how devens is talking like he's freaked out by them
why is drew not even including lyric in the trio of mallory and melody? he was including yash in there
>>222165860porn star faceporn star bodyporn star personality
Drew is talking to devens mentioning the crossovers. Last night angela and dee told him to lie and say the crossovers don't exist.
How will you react when Drew and Barrett both vote out Mal tomorrow because the vets tell them to right before the vote?
what the fuck are you doing drew
>>222166274isn't yash in something with them? dapper something alliance?
>>222166289i think that's probably what's gonna happen because they seem to play scared and want to show loyalty
>>222166289I just hope Barrett makes another reddit-coded BB reference after casting his vote>YOU FROOT LOOP DINGUSlol!
>>222166289I will call them a slur
>if the red corner can get in on it then everyone wins
Has literally anyone other than Jason shown any not total compliance to Dee and Devens?
>>222166313>I can't believe I voted off Mal on Rockstar's daughter's birthday!
Devens wearing sunglasses would sus me out and his shaky foot too
>yeah it’s too early, we gotta ruin the future of our games to help you devenssuper based man I love it
Barrett and Drew are on their knees giving Rick a double blowjob rimjob. Barret's at the back
>>222166163shitty audio
The alliance name is a joke about how they are all tools
kll vets and vetcucks
surely drew and barrett are picking up on the weird vibes devens is giving right?
who were dee and angela complaining about licking their fingers before touching a bunch of food for the house?
Devens just realized that they are securing their spot with the other side to insulate themselves but they have been loyal to the vets the whole time. And how all of the information is going round the house to allow the game to go smoothly.
>>222166409Dee will be Angela’s size by the end of the season
if they were gonna cast two people from survivor they could have cast two people who don't get along
>>222166409lala and licking the spatula and reusing it to cook ick
>drew: we are the center of the onion
>>222166422but then it would be harder to make sure one of them wins!
angela would be so fucking paranoid if she saw that devens was meeting with these two for so long. and dee would be pissed that he's spilling how concerned he is about them
>>222166422courtney and jean robert would be kino
mom is asleepthe freschetta has been cookedi dont think i can eat the whole thing anon
>>222166422remember when they cast two people from amazing race but then it came out that the sketchy dude basically raped the hot chick?
>>222166469eat 6 slices and save 2 for tomorrow
this is just sad
>>222166472whwhat
drew and barret folding like a flan in a cupboard
ok im over these nonconvos, yash drew barett need to regroup
grow a spine you fucking losers
kill all vet pets. I cant believe Barrett and drew had their friends hype them up outside the house so much only to be some of the most pathetic play-scared pussies that it makes me rethink my feelings on Bauren.
>>222166514jeff and jackie went on amazing race but it was a twist where they didn't know each other and were racing as strangers. production only allotted them one hotel room per pit stop, and jeff nagged and begged jackie that they need to start fucking in order to strengthen their team chemistry. she didn't want to sleep with him but he was persistent and she had nowhere else to go in all these strange ass countries so she just let him IIRC they haven't done a stranger pair season since
daddy devens put his foot down. its over mal pals...
ADS RIGHT WHEN DEVENS LEAVES
>these two had more balls than drew and barrettsad realization
>>222166541i don't care if people hate dee or think her boobs are fake i think she's hot as hell and probably a freak in bed
>>222166555.....what a piece of shit. Jackie was a nice lady and a decent player too. I hope shes okay out there.
>>222166579kimo would have been a slave for vets also. they only flipped because they were on a non-vet season
take me back to last season, please. get me out of here. for the love of god, please.
>I think it's time we have to check our emotions at the door and just be evil and slime people out
zoomers are fucking awful at big brother
>>222166605They have no backbone or sense of agency
Mal pals....
kek barrett saying he can't talk to kamu about anything
>>222166600fuck drew I hope the diamond power of veto ends his game now
this is just pitiful. how are they this spineless? The vets aren't even all that good. Vee's a poor man's parvati and Devens is a 2 time survivor flop that's never been in control for more than 2 rounds
TOTAL VET EVICTIONTOTAL VET PET EVICTION
>mallory going home sucks for us>let’s do it
they're not even considering jumping ship from the icons.>let's play big brother, i guessyeah right, you dipshits
>>222166634I mean if anything this display should prove to Rick that using it to take out Drew is a complete waste. Guy could prolly just talk him onto the block as is.
I hate this mindset in modern big brother that you can’t break up your big epic alliance until jury
>>222166658They all think they're going to be the one to slight the others at the end. Narcissism
cant wait for everyone to rightfully shit on these lovers when they get evicted, holy fucking shit. kill all vet pets.
Melody walk away from these fucking losers
>>222166585I mean she agreed to go on big brother together but the two of them had literally zero chemistry despite being a "couple" from another showthe bb17 editors kinda knew or at least had strong hints and paint jeff so awfully this season. dude has the most cringey and terrible pose in the opening credits and it's just to clown him
melody and drew have been swapping sheets every week and never washed them. melody says they are "sharing musk"
watching mel's fat jiggly ass go back and forth
mallory is winning block buster so literally none of this matters
>>222166715Lala is winning Blockbuster though
>>222166709is taking caps of odies big butt like eating another slice of pizza?
>>222166689>rapist Jeff>Day and Jason>audrey>cut from the memory wall Jacebb17's prejury was wild yo
>>222166719mmhmm das rite
>>222166715and melody will have no idea drew is a vet ass kissing bitch
>>222166724>STEVE
>>222166719>this week's blockbuster involves naming past winners of the BET Awards and the NAACP Image Awards
Mallory is tooting
this season is a wrap. make some noise if the season turns around think ill check jokers from now on
Poop bros we made it
>>222166551
>>222166724>Day came back>Jason came back>they didn't invite them back together so they could spend all day and night shittalking the rest of the house in the backyard while Jason rips cigs grodner explain this
>>222166797devens is not the new devin
it’s time to admit dee and devens are freakin awesome and we should cheer for them!
>>222166819They're acting
>another dee and devens celebrating a free ride to the end of the game moment
It's time to admit Rachel wasn't such a bad vet
yeah i'm skipping every future vet season from now on bros
>>222166857well well wellhow the tables turn /bb/
fucking hate any time devens and dee celebrate even though she is hot and i actually kinda like devens all things considered
>>222166857I liked her last season
>>222166857Go to bed brenden
rachel and keanu’s relationship was entertaining and she fit in nicely on the season, also the white locust episode was kino
>>222166876The dancing is so cringe and obnoxious. They think they're Chilltown
>>222166904it would have been mega kino if they actually learned to work together more than two hours though. now they both hate each other again on the outside unfortunately
At least last season all the newbies treated Rachel like a donkey to drag to jury lmao. This worship of the vets this season is pathetic
everyone in the house is praying mallory wins the block buster
>>222166857Grodner could never get away with giving her a diamond veto that's for sure 6 WEEKS
>>222166921there's no way I believe they'll ever actually "hate each other on the outside" they'll have the exact same relationship they had inside the house until the end of time and both will be happy to see the other at events
Yep, that's a wrap for the season for me. Goodbye, folks. I can't watch the feeds without feeling cringe and angry. This reminds me of Seasons 19 and 22
>>222166975there was some sort of weird blow up after the season ended where keanu basically just shrugged his shoulders and said whatever. i don't know what exactly happened but maybe rachel was just trying to stir shit. she made it seem very personal
why doesn’t dee ever get in trouble for speaking a different language like everybody in past seasons did?
>>222166989see ya tomorrow for eviction night
>>222166989seeya tomorrow, anon!
>>222167011The entire cast knows spanish
>>222167011we all learn spanish and french to catch all the big brothers in the western hemisphere
>Drew celebrating with Dee and Devens while Devens is secretly planning to use the DPOV to backdoor himlol
dee could smell kamu's shit and was about to puke
>>222167042Based Kamu. Fuck Dee.
I can’t imagine going on a vet season and not immediately trying to get them all out
unironically running the house
>>222167056who were the people saying to get them out on episode 1? jason and lala?
>>222166281which pornstar is she most like? for research purposes
>>222167056I'd probably try to play a Josh game and suck up to them, especially if there's 3 But if I was in a Jason/Rome position I would blow up their games so hard, just spend every waking moment attacking them
will only tune in to the blockbuster tomorrow
remember back when drew was allegedly running this house?
what if melody's shorts just burst right off of her body randomly. that would be weird haha
yash is running the house
>>222167103am i the only human that prefers human females in attire vs fully naked?
>>222167115for me?its full body fishnets
drew about to get hisam'd
Dee better feel like an idiot when she gets out of the house
Missed thr past 3 days of feeds and missed the episode. Has Drew realized yet that Angela and Dee don't trust him? Anything else I missed since the tea party blowup?
>>222167115Sweat pants and a sweater/hoodie is the way to go
>>222166857all vets are shit
>>222167147he's still not worried about dee and angela but devens spilled tonight that he is extremely worried about him and barrett and thinks they wanna play the game more with the girlies than him. they should have panicked but tried to assure him they're cool instead
>>222167115Lingeriee, sexy dresses, stuff like that is good with me. Anything like how women dressed from the early 90s and before, no lazy modern roastbeef athleisure shit or fucking running shoes le nike jordans or shit like that. Womanly stuff. But especially lingerie for the tease. It's called CFNM.
these fucking dorks don’t deserve to call themselves the wolfpack
>>222167115completely nude except for sexy panties I don't even hate vaginas I just love sexy panties that much
dee and devens aren't vets
skippy must monitor this thread because they'd rather have a camera zoomed in on mallory's schnoz than anything else
>>222167172they are cbs reality tv vets
>>222167178all the mainstream Big Brother sites talk about this weird fanbase that loved Lauren>doesn't exist on reddit>doesn't exist on twitter>doesn't exist on any other social media platforms>doesn't exist on any other BB websitesif anyone manages to find this elusive Lauren simp community they keep talking about I'd love to visit
>>222167056It was Jason
this time in 12 hours, I will be watching julie doing the blockbuster comp and know if mallory or jason wins it
>>222167115>everyone ignoring the obvious alienI am also a normal human being like yourself and I enjoy a preference for human females with partial textile coverage
>>222167168I forgot to add old school skirt and pantyhose/stockings and heels secretary look, makes me diamonds with the type of woman who can pull it off. Like sexy librarian turned up to 100 since she is your direct subordinate and her job is to please you.
big mal just gagged on her toothbrush
>>222167232>obvious alienWeird looking pussies and buttholes aka 99% of them?
>>2221672186.5 days ago /bb/ was speculating that Rome's pickleball skills made him elite at moving from side to side and thus he was gonna win the blockbuster
>>222167260I thought he'd choke. Anyone who cries in front of people like that. He was crying because he knew he was going home. Losing out on his BB dreams and the potential to mindfuck Lyric into a continuing relationship with him. He cracked up the pressure I think. But besides the crying episode be put up a pretty good front.
>>222167254if vaginas are so weird maybe look at penises instead? we don't judge.
drew whohandymen whoyash is kamu's new best fren
>>222167213WE are the lauren simp community
>>222167308He knows yash is running this house
thirdies really have that skinny legs and big floppy feet thing going on
>late night thread that's supposed to last until tomorrow afternoon >already at bump limit>feeds aren't even good
>>222167304I don't have to wear a diaper or shove a cotton dildo up my dickhole once a month and I don't get discharge stains in my underwear either. My dickhole doesn't expand to 18 inches to fart a baby out. My dickhole doesn't bleed(except for that time after I fucked your mom 9 months before you were born)
there goes that fag doing his hair thing againhope they shave his head
>melody: do I look 30?>drew: yeah….but I like older women>drew: nah I’m just kidding you look like…..17>melody: what does that make you?weird ass convo
Remember when everyone was calling Drew the new Dan a week ago? lmao
>>222167344>SHE LOOKS 17still better than rome and lyric
Rattory is a nasty bitch. Big dog Drew tries to pay her a compliment and she claps back with a no u
>>222167338it could be mal's last night T__T
>>222167213it was exclusively in /bb/.
>>222167338feeds were good when devens spilled to drew and barrett. and good caps during the Have Not feast. that's all it was
coms
>>222167320>>222167420thatsthejoke.jpg
i wish the fucking flip happened because it would be most ideal for Jason AND Mallory sticking around to help make things interesting. Lala is deadweight and drags the house down
>>222167456Everyone is saying this
>>222167456i'm wondering if production is pushing it because hgs are going HARD for the flip
we’ve lost yash
Doth there happens thou'ht be a link of the Devens tea spillaging?
they really should have brought back Sam's punishment for this season but upgraded the robot so it functions like one of em delivery botsno punishment is really game-breaking, annoying yes but tolerable. maybe adam & eve if you're strapped to the wrong person
>>222166541lyric's retard face is killing me
does anyone have the betting odds for the vote tomorrow?
So what was the purpose of casting a bunch of vets and having them ally with a group of chuds?
>>222167547https://x.com/ToomsBB_/status/2082749891047268443/video/1?s=46Only one I could find so far homie. Obviously it went on for like 30 minutes but that’s the gist of it. He didn’t really give in either and had those guys shook
>>222167682a reminder that paramount is under new management
>>222167682a predictable season for jeff "prolapse" probst's survivor 50
>>222167677Jason 64%Mal 43%Lala 4%
drew will be raped if angela wins hoh
>melody's saddle bag roll
>>222167704Thanks fren
Kamu just tripped walking up the stairs then looked around to see if anyone saw him
Barrett just whispered Hasan's name while he was sleeptalking
>>222167748We can only hope
>drew says he was rooting hard for morganofficially dropped this bum
>>222165822Tyler to a certain extent, hes seen a lot of seasons but not old school bc it was "boring". Cody is definitely a super fan. People may not like Cody bc of how boring he was, but he played great games when he was on. I don't really like Cody but I can't deny his love for the game, Tyler told Cody that Dr Will met him in a gym and was star struck because the doc congratulated tyler for his game in 20 but admitted never seeing Dr Wills seasons. Cody then said that he always wished he met Dr Will and claimed the first all stars was his favorite season of all time. He even mentioned that he saw season 2 and loved seeing Will win in the end. I thought Cody was bullshitting but he was naming people from All Stars who people today wouldn't know about like Jace, Nakomis, Diane, Howie.
>>222167844morgan would have been a better winner than vinny and ashley. obviously we loved the drama in the moment but ashley didn't deserve that shit
AI has figured out Yash's face but we don't yet have the technology to make robots understand the back of his haircut
>>222167844He wishes he was Morgan. Morgan would be schizoing a vote flip for Mallory hard all night if she had to
>>222167937>>222167937>>222167937NEW
>>222167858cool story cody
>>222167958https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dUnlgSMhLLE&pp=ygUmQmlnIGJyb3RoZXIgY29keSB0YWxrcyBhYm91dCBhbGwgc3RhcnM%3DHere's the video if you don't believe me. There was another time he talked about all stars but I can't find it.
why would cody be bullshitting about watching all stars?
>kamu thinks lyric has a crush on himlol misted
The torrent finally dropped and Jason 100% won me over with the teapot. Anything can happen on Big Brother. And we stan Jason EsTitties now.
>>222166857she was a total production angel but played quite spectacularly in her last season despite being in a house of retards. shes a consummate professional and great entertainer. I have grown to really love and respect her.
