>>222231132
He’s starting to look like Rabbi Shmuley

>>222231132
Not if I get up

>>222231132
Who knew, Jonah Hill is actually funny.

>>222231132
That has got to be the most pathetic thing I've read in my entire life.
Please tell me he isn't bullied enough to actually say that.

>>222231132
Yeah? What if I had a gun?

>>222231132
That chick who dunked on him ruined him for the better

>>222231132
lets predict what his new personality and life long love and hobby is going to be next month

has he done skateboarding yet?

>>222231132
Jonah Hill is literally /tv/ personified

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>>222231132
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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favorite actor talk show soundbite?

>>222231132
>Yeah, I'm not insecure and overcompensating

>>222231234
He was probably being ironic right?

>bjj guy tries to wrap me up
>clothes arent as strong as gi, he can't get a good grip
>i just punch him in the face until he starts crying

Ok bjj guys lmao

>>222231132
this is so fucking embarrassing for him, holy shit

>5′ 7″
I don't care how much fancy dancing your know. It ain't making up for the height difference

>>222231286
OH MY GOD THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>222231328
honestly one of the best reasons to carry is because of people like him. retards have their medium and large breeds dogs, refuse to train them be dey think dey peepo, and then arent strong or prepared enough o control their dog if it actually does something

youre literally relying on some pibble mommy to protect your kids from getting their faces eaten off by a dog and what is she going to do? shes literally not strong enough to even hope to restrain her dog and shes going even going to be trying because shell be jumping up and down waving her arms and screaming hysterically while your child is being literally eaten and ripped apart to death

get a pistol and pop these uncontrolled dogs and be on the look out to pop the owner too after they attack you for shooting their little baby

>>222231132
Yeah I was thinking a more serious jiu jitsu practitioner

>>222231399
>He was probably being ironic right?
since it's jonah it's 100% for real

>>222231286
What the fuck

Why would any woman agree to this

>>222231328
Never relax around pitbulls.

>>222231132
Brazilian jiu jitsu is one of the gayest martial arts. Legitimately a meme.

>>222231255
He's 42. There is a non 0 chance he did that phase in the 90s/00s like the rest of us millennials
My guess is his next personality will be around blacksmithing.

>>222231492
>Why would any woman agree to this
That's the best part. She didn't! She refused to kiss him so the director was forced to use CGI lol

>>222231517
but has he done beekeeping yet? thats got to be in the pipeline

>>222231132
HA! I could easily take him. I would OBLITERATE that fat tub of shit. Fucking fat cunt.

>>222231477
>Acts like a nigger
You are the reason people have violent dogs and guns Tyrone.

yeah? just wait 20 minutes and he'll be a different person

>>222231558
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>222231546
LMAO what a sad fat faggot

add another to the jewish fake tough guy list

>>222231132
jew jitsu is when you go for them and they attack your credit score with a usurious loan

>>222231132
Everyone at his gym definitely goes light besides the higher belts and he probably thinks he's in some middle tier when he's actually probably lower to low mid. Whatever I imagine he doesn't lift and is of the weak jew line. He should have stayed fat.
>>222231328
I like him but he's such a stupid meat head. "You're no more likely" like stats don't exist. >>222231477 this is 100% true and one of the reasons I carry. People need to be retrained on what "smart animal means" because they think its comparable to humans where it's more comparable to retarded humans.

>>222231553
He seems to be desperately trying to prove how manly he is and NOT some chubby nerd. Thus him doing BJJ.
While Beekeeping is a neat hobby if you have the land, it's not "manly" like Blacksmithing.

>>222231255
My dark horse candidate: Napoleonic wargaming.

>>222231132
I want to annihilate that fairy

lmao some of you faggots itt need to be humbled. like it or not, as cringey as it may sound, he isn't wrong. if someone is trained and is fighting someone who is untrained, it won't go well for the person with less experience. you guys seriously need to get in a gym

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>>222231558
Projecting. If you think it's nigger activity to be on the look out around aggressive animals you're fucking retarded.

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>>222231132
and by beat you mean lick

>bjj tough guy pulls guard
>drags opponent to the ground and begins to grapple them
>immediately kicked in the head and stomped by 3 of the opponents friends

Many such cases.

>>222231546
Seriously? Holy shit that is so awesome! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>222231630
>you guys seriously need to get in a gym
nah i don't want to get mat herpes or touch mens sweaty balls

>>222231132
>>222231328
When will these two real ones link up?

Can the jeet you quoted on Xitter make it happen?

>>222231656
Bjj guys know bjj isn't for the street and hopefully kickbox along with it.

>>222231616
this is the only reasonable response i've seen so far, but even then if people are taking it light on him he's still learning at minimum the basics which is far more than the average person. can the average dude sprawl? does the average guy know how to get out of a choke or get into a better position? you learn by going with people who are willing to teach you

>>222231255
He'll have a vanity ranch in Montana or Wyoming within 5 years

>>222231328
I played this guy one-on-one once, to be honest he kept dunking all over me. He gave me $100 bucks anyway

>>222231641
She is STILL annihilating him.. wow…

>>222231648
Uh oh I think he just shat himself

>>222231234
every blue belt is like that. they feel like kings beating up other bullied middle aged men

>>222231466
>height difference
there are weight classes, not height classes, idiot

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>>222231690
He can probably best most average no lift dudes but any kind of wrestler or lifting guy who has watched some MMA and what not can probably take him. How tall is Jonah anyway I'm surprised that hasn't been brought up.
>Listed 5'7 so probably 5'6 at most
Even 5'7 is little honestly.

>>222231132
I would beat him unconscious then I would anally rape him to assert dominance

>>222231618
Yeah he’s definitely doing blacksmithing

>>222231748
Is this AI?

>>222231630
You need to actually get into street fights before you can speak.
No, the fancy dancing is not gonna work. The person is not gonna throw themselves to make your bullshit redirection work. Boxing is the only exception and that is because it teaches you to throw a proper punch that is designed to knock someone to fuck out. Not an expression of Chi and Xu Wu philosophy on life, death, and rebirth. They are not gonna do the moves you've trained against.

Also again, he is 5' 7". He is not much of a threat even to a woman.

>>222231690
shut up you insecure BJJ-tard

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>>222231779
No, It's Riley Sterns.

>>222231132
>xitter
Doesn't elon have 12 children with zero mothers?

>>222231630
If a smaller unathletic bjj only purple belt tries to fight a 6'0 former highschool football player or something along those lines he's getting his ass beat. Size matters.

all that training and i'd heem him with a single discombobulate

>>222231132
>>222231641
>Ladies and gentleman, big applause for Jonah Hill's Talking to Sandwiches bit!

>>222231756
>average no lift dudes
so pretty much everyone in this thread (including me)
>any kind of wrestler
sure
>or lifting guy who has watched some mma
not really

i'm not defending him as a person, i'm defending the fact that no training faggots who think because they're big(fat) or have guns(cool, people who train can carry too) start saying "hurr durrr try dat on me i see red!!11!" you're right if he goes up against someone bigger and more skilled he's fucked but let's be real that probably won't happen more than some rando trying to start shit with him

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>>222231874
listen guy the first time hill gets full on punched in the fucking face by literally anyone, which will be the very first thing that happens to him in a fight against literally anyone, hes going to cry and flail around

>>222231790
lol. lmao even....

>>222231793
i'm a muay thai chud, get it right

>>222231850
not really lol, a purple belt vs someone who never did bjj in their life?? are you serious? you don't think by that time he doesn't understand how to use distance, momentum, anything?

>>222231882
damn my jonah lore is weak. at least i was sort of right

>>222231132
Throw a handful of pocket change on the ground and when he bends over to grabble it, soccer kick him right in the fucking cheek.

>>222231746
Height is important. Because taller people have longer reaches. They are also naturally gonna be heavier

5' 7" - 118 to 158 pounds is ideal.
6' - 140 to 183 pounds is ideal.

>>222231795
And who is that? And who is this?>>222231874
>Some random
Randos can be big too anon.
>>222231926
Plus this. If he doesn't train striking and gets socked he's not gonna know what to do.

>>222231132
isnt he rich? Why doesnt he fund a rom com with 30 sex scenes with an 18 year old goyim like most jews in hollywood do?

>>222231982
118 at 5'7 is skeleton tier.

>>222231928
If he has no striking. No.

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>>222231928
>Tries to knee me
>gets knocked over because you're a jack ass on one leg
>MFW

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>>222231982
6' at 140 in insanely small and seems unhealthy. you dont seem to be basing these numbers off of any actual experience

>>222231132
someone married him??

every single one of these I KNOW KARATE tier fags would get put into a coma by some grumpy dadbod who played a couple of years of d-line in high school
CM punk had literally years of the best training money could buy and looked so out of his depth in a real fight it was laughable, imagine what would happen in a uncontrolled street situation with a bigger size/weight discrepancy

>>222232025
kek so the dude who has done no combat sports period just all of a sudden knows how to strike properly. okay. cope

>>222232035
lel, say what you want i ain't breaking into that house

>>222232045
nigger i'm sorry are you saenchai? you have the timing and the fight iq to sweep someone when they're kneeing you lmao. suppose i set it up with something?(i won't i'm mid at muay thai) but still

>>222231517
he did skate as a kid. it inspired him to make the mid90s movie. then an article came out where kids he used to skate with were interviewed and they said he was pretty much just a poser lol

>>222232103
really boils down to the wresling and who can get to the back and choke out who first

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I've seen his "jiu jitsu". It looked like slow motion awkward 8years of the opposite sex wrestling.
He's emotionally stunted. He's been stuck at 16 his entire life and can't move on. Anyone going around saying what he's said is full of it. He might as well have said the line "my dad can beat up your dad" line.

>>222232104
Anybody can throw a punch. You've never been in a fight.

>>222231132
ISNT THAT THE FAT GUY FROM SUPERBAD?

>>222232151
im not an expert but from what ive seen almost no random organic street/real fights ever seem to get to the wrestling stage. its people throwing punches and if anyone does something else the other person grabs something close to them and starts clubbing

also a lot seem to be about who throws the first punch/gets the jump on the other

>>222231328
what a fucking douche

>>222232171
can't believe you really said this. yeah anyone can throw a punch but can most people do it RIGHT. if someone has been training to deal with people who actually KNOW how to punch you don't think they can do well against someone who DOESN'T? Yeah anyone can get caught, but chances are the dude who's been training how to slip, block, parry and counter punches will do a bit better than someone just throwing cause they're in a fight

>>222231132
You can tell a man has been mindbroken when he has nothing left to stand on and starts demanding people to fist fight him.

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>>222232198
>Get in my guard!

>>222231132
It's a role. A job. Why can't Jonah just calm the fuck down and be happy? It's genuinely off putting.

>>222231255
This is a few personalities away yet but I think he'll come full circle and go back to drugs but instead of dude weed lmao it's ayahuasca or some other hallucinogen and he tries to sell himself as some sort of shaman-like mystic

>>222232234
>Throw a punch right
You can just stop. It's a street fight. You've never been in a fight. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>222231132
Nobody calls him the fat guy from Superbad other than himself. He’s living proof that if you grow up fat you’re mentally still the insecure fat kid forever.

>>222232234
Ok Jonah, we read the quotes. You’re a “tough guy” now… we get it…

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>>222232104
If you're within Knee range, you're well within reach. They are gonna be knocking the shit out of your head or just move forward to push you off balance.

You ain't Sagat, you ain't even Adon. Yo most assuredly ain't my nigga from Ong Bak.

>>222231132
Kek, this fat little retard is delusional. BJJ is useless in a real fight if you don't know how to bring the fight to the ground, so you have to complement it with judo or wrestling fundamentals. I guarantee you he would curl up and cry the second he got punched in the face in a real fight and forget everything he learned in his McDojo.

>>222231132
good for him
people act like he is so lucky for being famous but being famous for being a fat ugly retard isn't that great. honestly I would rather be a random unknown poor chad. looks matter a lot

>>222232151
>really boils down to the wresling
It really doesn't. It boils down to who can get the first clean punch on the chin or on the nose in.

>>222232258
I look like this after starving myself for a week.

>>222232054
6"

Both Jonah and his older fatter balder brother Seth Rogen, are both miserable from success.

>>222232234
People who get into fights learn how to throw punches. It's not some kind of dark art that can only be learned via a accredited system.

>>222232094
Apparently everyone has a price..

>>222232456
>>222232094
Here are the choices.
1. Gold Digger
2. Israeli citizen who he met during "Birthright" aka his trip to Israel.

>>222231255
He started was skateboarding, his nickname was Jonah the jew, not even kidding.

>>222232264
Hill has no chill.

>I shall respect Rex
>I shall never misuse Rex Kwon Do
>I shall be a champion of freedom and justice

>>222231234
>>222231399
Guys in frat guy comedy hits are recognized all the time. They stay stuck in this "i'll take on anyone" rut.

>>222232347
>>222232387
>>222232453
lol

guys just go train, you literally don't know what you're talking about and it's sad honestly

How come when Mark Zukerberg did jujitsu people respected it, but when Jonah does it it's a joke?

>>222231255
It’s weird that he hasn’t taken up down hill skiing or snowboarding yet

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>>222232809
>How come when Mark Zukerberg did jujitsu people respected it

why would anyone be impressed that a rich guy who doesn't have to actually work for a living can spend all his time in the gym or pays an expensive trainer. And half the time they don't even have to spend their own money on that, the studio gladly does it for them.

>>222232771
You don't need to be able to throw a perfect punch in a street fight/brawl/school yard fight.
That other Anon was right, I don't think you've ever been in a real fight.

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>>222231132
He reminds me of Michael's kid in GTA V

im just gonna kick him in the benis

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>>222231616
>"You're no more likely" like stats don't exist.

>>222231132
this guy is such an insecurity faggot.

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>>222231132
jews talk too much.

>>222232860
They didnt. They laughed at him because he lost a tournament in the finals and then he threw a bitch fit and somehow won 1st and 2nd place.

>>222231748
I miss Riley memes

>>222232958
What is this moron babbling about? Beautiful girls get asked to prom by ugly guys, and the girls say yes? Because no one like beautiful girls?!

>>222232809
Only the media "respected" Zuck.
Everyone else just just contained to meme on him, then he made this sin of aligning himself with Trump so now the people who liked him the post, the far left now hate him. You notice how he's out of the spot light now? I don't see endless "articles" about what he is up to in his totally normal human male with human hobbies that takes part in human activities and NOT a Jewish Robot, do you?

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>>222231779
no

>>222231514
>he never watched Gracie

>>222231558
>allow yourself to get mauled or I’ll call you the nigger word
lol. lmao even.

>>222233050
When I saw his wedding photograph with MeW I knew it wouldn't last.

>>222231689
>Our martial art totally works. You just have to learn this completely unrelated art to “supplement” it. Thankfully, we teach both at my family’s gym.
Fucking Brazillians

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>>222231132
"Is Brazilian Jiu Jitsu a new buffet?"

>>222232860
>>222233018
his skill were legit

>>222233072
>Violates the NAP
>Gets mauled by dog
>FUCK DOGS!
>Further violate the NAP by destroying property
>Can't understand why you'd be called a nigger

>>222231132
Gun beats Jew Jitsu every time.

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>>222233124
>I will ANNIHILATE YOU ORNELLA!

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>>222233134
you seem to have made up an insane fantasy in your head and are lashing out at random people who did something wrong in your fantasy

surely youre the type of person whos going to have a well trained and behaved dog of course

>>222231328
That Mel Gibson clip was pretty funny...

>>222233206
I have a Basset hound so of course.

>>222233134
Wouldn’t the dog be the one violating the NAP when it latched onto my leg and began eating me alive?

>>222233189
>that blank where the bulge would go

I used to defend him but this made me Team Ornella

>>222232953
>you don't need to know marksmanship to shoot in a shootout. that other anon was right i don't think you've been in a real shootout.

you're right anon, i don't need to know how to use my sights, how to range, windage, how to clear a malfunction. i don't need to know how to clear a room properly, just go in and clear it. i shot a gun once 7 years ago it really isn't that hard I just have to pull the trigger, it's literally that simple.

>>222233134
Would you mind explaining how Princess' atavistic urge to SMASH and SLAM resurfacing apropos of nothing in particular constitutes a violation of the NAP?

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>>222231630
Newsflash poser: people who actually have combat abilities don't go around gloating about it. They understand it's a responsibility and not to be abused. Jonah being a poser doesn't get that and thinks it makes him look cool to talk like this.

>>222231132
He's a good representative for Jiu Jutsu

>>222233311
A gun fight and a street(fist) fight are two totally different things.
the fact you're comparing them at all proves you've never been in a real fight.

>>222233049
im the biggest zuck hater but he has at least shown himself to compete against an actual resisting opponent, and from his more recent clips moves like a middle of the road club level blue belt.
jonah has shown ststic drilling stuff thats right out of gracie combatives and moves like he's trained for a couple months tops

>>222232958

Look at those fat milkers.

>>222231132
i know absolutely no martial arts or any kind of self defense and i'm still pretty sure i could kick his ass

>>222231630
wanna bet I can beat up middle aged unathletic ass scooting jonah hill by grabbing the nearest stick and smashing it over his head?

>>222233766
>i need to feel cool before my wageslave job on monday...

>>222231184
they all do in the end

>>222233797
so we both agree bragging about beating people up and posturing as billy badass is pathetic, right jonah?

>>222232984
>NYC
This has to be bait or one of the most dishonest things I've seen posted here. Pit bulls are still number 4 and they aren't even allowed in most buildings.

>>222232984
is "pop" bite? anyway shitbulls are the first medium to large breed dog on the list which means they are effectively the most likely to cause an attack that could be very dangerous which is even worse than i thought it would be

>>222233862
>monday is so close why do we only have 2 days off

>>222231132
I will fight him

>>222231253
QRD

>>222231132
>bjj
>lay on the floor and see what happens pussy!

>>222231132
Why are all jews absolute fucking insufferable faggots?

>>222234235
They’ve had many centuries to perfect the art of milking victimhood.

>>222231132
This can't be real. No adult male would say things like that.

>>222234294
In a way...victimhood is... THE STRONGEST MARTIAL ART!

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>>222232958
>Prom? Ew
This bitch never even went to school

>>222234138
youre a retarded nigger posting shitty charts that mean nothing. you posted that in response to a guy asking about bites rates/numbers.

youre too nigger retarded to understand that their overall numbers without bite data means fucking nothing. they are the 4th most owned dog in nyc? ok...so what? they could very well have higher (or lower) than average rite rates.

youre such an idiot that you basically produced a chart showing that baltimore is full of niggers as proof that baltimore doesnt have a crime problem lol

>>222234419
>No you ssee per capita is not real

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>>222234624
Reverse image search is.

>>222234624
that chart only shows the population not the bite numbers. do you literally not understand that you would need both (and average bite numbers on the shitbulls) in order to make the case that they only result in higher bites because of their larger population?

>>222234654
>Dah gubmint said...
Nigger.

>>222232958
She sits like a dirty old man.
I find it profoundly uncomfortable, like I'm going to get diddled any second.

>>222231132
Except for . . . anybody else who knows just as much or more Jiu-Jitsu or other equivalent martial arts skills.

Including many people who are not only more skilled and experienced, but also larger, tougher, stronger, faster, and meaner.

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>>222231132
>the fat guy from Superbad knows chew jitsu

>>222231132
>tfw the word hooligan was coined because of my ancestors
Never underestimate my ability to drunkenly ignore my own self preservation to make people twice my size regret cutting their eyes at me.

>>222231477
Based. it should be legal to shoot any dog that gets too close to your kids

>>222231618
He might also try his hand at steroids or starting his own whisky brand.

>>222232258
This look is actually fine. He needs to just pick one and stick with it. He's older now, he doesn't need to be "handsome" like a young guy. Not he was ever cast because he was good looking, he was le funny fat shlub. He can just be old beard guy now. He looks like some redneck dad in a small town except slightly less bulky.

>>222234986
>whisky brand
dont forget hot sauce brand!

he just needs to bee himself. way too old to behave this way

>>222235069
no the beard and flip flops suck and all his dumb tattoos forever mark him as a tryhard

>>222231255
pokemon collecting

>>222232958
Women these days have so much undeserved confidence because of their looks alone, when she is an old gray hag and nobody gives a shit about her anymore, I wonder if she will realize she squandered what she had to be a dismissive rude cunt and a misandrist.

>>222231132
>I would fuck all three of you up

But BJJ is fucking useless when you have more than one opponent.

>>222231132
Sign him up for king of the streets

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>>222231132
why do jews have so much impotent rage?

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>>222234875
>>tfw the word hooligan was coined because of my ancestors
your ancestors were flies?

>>222231255
Eh. I preferred when he was Plato.

>>222231132
'm a striker. So his elderly Jewish skull would shatter when my fist touched it.

>>222231234
>>222231399
>look it up
>it’s real
https://youtube.com/shorts/uhyqTWFLeKU?si=QbmX2URGfAPI3pTZ&start=24

Skip to 0:24

>>222231255
Greaser

>>222232984
Even with the acknowledgement that most fuckers have no idea how to train a dog pit bulls are fucking BRED to be pit fighting dogs. They were fucking designed to fight boars and shit, and they were designed to fight not guard not be on a battle field but just to latch on with their fucked up jaws and go from there.

>>222234400
>posts a screenshot of AI as the extent of your research
Are you sure you went to high school?

>>222232984
A standard-sized poodle lunged at me a few weeks ago, it would have taken a piece out of my leg if the owner hadn't pulled it back just in time. Fucking rabid fluff ball.

>>222231132
that would be illegal

>>222233807
let's hope his end is nigh

>>222235485
>i have a mexican brain

Damn. Brad Pitt, Ornella and Jimmy Kimmel really mindbroke him

>>222231132
Based. Good for him. But why is he wearing holocaust pajamas?

>>222235500
Teenage guys called Kayden of Oldenburg, Arkansas say the weirdest shit apropos of nothing at all.

>>222235251
and then he jumped off a window kek

>>222231234
If we got into it, I would fuck you up. I would fuck all you internet trolls up. My favorite thing is people going "Oh anon, just a 4chan poster'. And I'm like
>I would fucking annihilate you dude.
I'm not kidding. Try it. If you see me - try it dude.
Bring it on.

>>222235251
This guys brother killed himself and then his dad wrote a book of poems about how his life is meaningless because he has no other sons and his son is gone. Then he made this kid edit it several times when he was like 16 lmfao. I think the guy had 3 sons and now he has 1. lmfao
great jewish fathers. 1 of your sons kills himself so you go emo and tell your other two sons they don't even exist lmfao.

>>222235251
KWAB

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>>222235372
>They were fucking designed to fight boars and shit
When two dogs fight one submits and the winner is hard-wired to not go for the kill. The loser knows his place in the pack and so does the winner.
Someone noticed that sometimes, there is a weird quirk where a dog would instantly go for the throat of the loser and tear it out.
Then they began selectively breeding for that and now you get Pit Bulls. Never trust them. They were bred to kill.

>>222232984
>Everyone conveniently fails to point out that, combining pit bulls and pit bull "terriers", the pit bull is the first on the list
Ignoring of course that the first 3 before pit bull are little lap dogs that would have to work for hours to seriously harm someone above the age of 4.

>>222231417
I was working at a call center like 10 years ago with this kid that did BJJ and was into mixed martial arts on an amateur circuit. He came in on crutches once because some Muay Thai guy kicked him once in the shin and he couldn't walk right for a week.

I know nothing about BJJ or Muay Thai other than that one experience, but it has filled me with nothing but contempt for BJJ.

>>222234400
>homeschooled
Don't ever knock on someone for not being indoctrinated by kike-run "public education" for their entire formative period.

>>222231234
He definitely has a chip on his shoulder, the worse possible person that could practice martial arts

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>>222231641
>I WOULD FUCK YOU UP BITCH, TRY ME
how could she even respond here?

>>222235097
You can say that but most normal people would agree that this look is totally fine, not conventionally attractive but he doesn't look like a retarded Hollywood faggot with some queer ass "surfer" aesthetic or whatever.

If it was up to what /tv/ wanted he'd just dress like literally me guy.

>>222232984
Based Yorkshire Terriers were bread to kill rats so it makes sense they're biting New Yorkers.

>>222231132
no matter what this guy does he still comes off like an insecure loser

>>222235769
hes probably going to end up killing someone over a perceived slight

>>222235267
Must be asian.

>>222231132
Shut it fatty

>>222231132
MMA has won over B-gay-gay. Try to pull guard while getting kicked on the ass or punched on the face.

Just learn MMA.

>>222232958
This may be the cuntiest diatribe I have ever heard come out of a woman's mouth. christ being along sucks but women who speak like that are worth no man's time.

>>222232958
that drugged out droopy eyed zoomer expression really completes the "repulsive human being" aura she's giving off here

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>>222231132
>What did you just say to me you little punk?
>I dare you to come down here and enter my guard and say that again!

>>222231132
>haha yeah it was fun being the fat guy in a movie i'm glad i gave people some laughs.
That's it. That's all you have to say to not come across as an insecure cuck about this

>>222231132
So he's just saying out loud that people making jokes about him and bullying him personally effected him so much he learned a martial art to fight and is now itching and looking to fight people so he can feel like a tough guy for once in his life?
That is just sad and pathetic. Honestly even more cringe than being fat and awkward. Opposite effect of what he wants.

The funniest part is he learned brazilian jiu jitsu the gayest form of fighting that seems kind of shit in the real world. All you know how to do is roll around on the floor and hold someone in place. Wow good job you really beat that bully up! Better hope nobody breaks your face with an elbow since you're not used to that when rolling around on the floor with jiu jitsu rules.
Like at least learn a striking martial art like boxing or something useful you dumbass.

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>>222231132
And I bet the "sensei" he pays is more than willing to fill him wih these delusions.
Jim Jitsu is a joke and it's an even bigger joke with him as the fat kid punchline.

>>222231184
It’s uncanny how so many jews all have the rat-like, devilish features. It becomes more apparent as they age.

>>222236709
It's literally nature's way of warning us they are evil.
Just like mushrooms develop very bright colors to warm animals not to eat them because of the poison.

>>222231132
theres a surprising lack of Jonah interview edits, can someone post a few? they always make me laugh

>>222231132
>Manlet Jew has to bring up how he could kill anyone as if that will make people not make fun of him
He reminds me of a streamer I used to troll who was a similar looking Jew who said he could kill anyone in a one on one fight. There has to be some mental rape that happens to guys like this that get bullied so hard they just can’t have a conversation without having a pre-emptive acknowledgment they’ll kill you. Very odd & unresolved personal problems going on there.

>>222231132
Oh he's a comedian alright