*Ring ring*>Hey Sam, it's Bruce *wheeze* I heard you're working on a new film *gasps for air*>Yeah it's about two people that get stranded on an island after a plane crash. We're starting casting next week>Wow that sounds great *reels in pain* what's my role in it?>Uhhh... Yeah you see, there's really only two major roles in it and they're quite physically demandi->Oh physical roles? That's exactly what I'm known for! Remember the hand amputation scene? I bet I'd be great as the young leading male>Uhh, I'll see what we can do>O-or maybe just a cameo as the pilot *gasps for air as his ass cancer flares up*. Maybe when the plane takes off I could say "groovy", remember groovy? The kids will love it>Sure, yeah, maybe that could work. Ah shoot, I just remembered we already cast the pilot>But I thought you said casting starts next we->*Beeeeeeeep*>Hey Sam, Bruce again. I think we got cut off, and now I can only get through to your answering machine. J-just call me back when you work out what my role will be. Hail to the ki-*COUGH COUGH*. Hail to the ki-*wheeze*. Hail to the king, ba-*BLURRRGGHH GLUG GLUG GLUG*
>>222292079OP have you ever thought that you just might be an asshole with no redeeming features whatsoever?
Would have been pretty cool to see a desk sign or wall plaque that read "Ashley Williams" maybe a trophy on a mantle of that mansion they found.
>>222292079One thing's for sure, cancer is much funnier than OP's mongoloid ramblings
there’s a portrait of bruce campbell on the wall in the dickhead bosses office in the first like 10 minutes>>222292192
>>222292525Can you see his decaying rectum in the photo?
Our dude literally has cancer you retard.
Did bruce campell fuck your bitch in 82 or something?
>>222292177>>222292277>>222292574>>222292592it's a joke. it was mildy funny. calm down you fucking losers. i'm sure theres still time fo you to make 10 odyssey and obsession threads
>>222293024It really wasn't that funny. I'm sure you had a giggle about it and went out of your manic haze when told it's not really that funny.
joke landed worse than your conception
>>222292177>>222292277>>222292574>>222292592>>222293070>>222293039What's the matter? Too challenging for you?
>>222293024Sorry anon, it was only funny in your head...
>>222293024>>222293240And then everybody clapped
>>222292177>It's not an Obsession or Odyssey thread so I'm going to lash out at a silly copypastaYou and your family deserved their rape (also known as sexual assault). Kill yourselves.
>>222292592>>222292574>>222292277Fuck you guys, I laughed.
>>222292079So will he ever act again or was some dumb Zoomer Spiderman cameo the capstone to his career?
>>222292079Evil hands typed this
>>222293876hes old and has aggressive cancer, his acting days are over.
Lol
>>222293039>>222293270>>222293280my dad actually just died from cancer. you might seriously want to consider going back to twitter. you know you don't have to open the thread and declare how 'totally not cool' this thread is you fucking tourists.
>>222294620Yeah, this isn't the kind of humour that's appreciated on 4chan
>>222294620Sorry about your dad. The thread still wasn't funny though.
>>222292079>sam why are we shooting my scenes first?
>>222293024>>222293302Cringe
>>222292079I forgot exactly what he said during the pandemic, but it was equivalent to when Arnold said "Screw your freedom." After that I've never looked at him the same.Every Boomer is scum.
>>222292079Needs work. 3/10. Best I can do, buddy
>>222293024Absolutely NOBODY gets to insult Bruce Campbell, faggot. Not after Chuck Norris died. *sheds tear* You fucking PRICK.
>>222292079>not having it so Raimi is begging Bruce to be in a movie and Bruce awkwardly comes up with some ridiculous bullshit excuse on why he can't do it because he doesn't want to mention his illness and make Raimi sad
>>222292079AI pic btw
>>222292079he got cancer after dissing that chud who criticised his shifty flick?
>>222294974I did a black magic ritual to give Sam Raimi dick cancer, but I must have done something wrong and now Bruce Campbell has ass cancer.
>>222294367Were they also... dead? Ha-ha-ha!
>>222292079LMAO I don't know who they are but the post was excellent.
>>222294974shitty*>>222295020I mean when Campbell told the guy in the cinema audience to fuck off when he said this movie sucks
>>222292079no one will care when you die
