Uhmm.... odysseusisters?? Our response??
normalfags are cattle
CapeKINO FUARKING WON!!
Wow....so hecking based...
>>222296009anti capeshitters BTFO
Trannies and browns btfo by a white man fucking a nigress, kek
>>222296009Their reaction when the non-woke movie crashes the woke movie.
>>222296094it's all woke movies
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>>222296009I just saw it this evening; I thought it was pretty good. I was kind of unhappy that they are jamming this Spiderman movie with all these unrelated things, but the more I think about it, the more it was the correct move.We've had over twenty years of Spider-Man villains. We've done Goblin, Ock, Sandman, Venom, Goblin 2, Lizard, Electro, Goblin 3, Rhino, Vulture, Mysterio, and now a bunch of them a second time in NWH. It is kind of pointless telling the same story again with a different Spiderman.They are showing a different kind of Spiderman, first being Ironboy, and now this mashup of Frank and Hulk and Jean Grey, etc.I really liked the relationship between Frank and Peter, and I liked how MJ and Ned were sidelined (I hope they are not in the next one too much), and I liked that New York feel that the others haven't really captured. The end credits just showing shots of NY was kind of cool, and the support shown outside of the hospital was neat fun.Humour was great, not overplayed and overbearing.The plot/twist was predictable, but I don't mind it. What I do mind is Jean Grey pointlessly making enemies out of Spiderman without even talking to him first. The cruel trick she played on him with MJ was sick writing.I assume the after-credits scene was a reference to Doomsday or Secret Wars.I hope in the next one they finally get Black Cat in there.On another note, I really like their rumoured choice of casting for the new generation of Xmen. I can't wait to see it.
>>222296262Most menacing Hulk since the solo movies, with Jean puppeting a semi-Professor and then breaking his brain a bit into "THERE IS ONLY HULK".Finally seeing all the classic Hulk combat moves, Spidey being absolutely wrecked by him. Hulk fans eat good in this movie.
>chuds cheerleading Disney movies nowwhat in tarnation
>>222296520I'm a pre-tourism oldfag, I can cheerlead entertaining movies without consulting my tourism guide.
>>222296262It's funny that paid shills are hailing this as "just a Spider Man movie," not saying it's awful but it's a MCU crossover with only one Spidey villain with dialogue for a couple minutes
I saw the headline yesterday that it was the biggest opening off all time. I haven't seen or heard a shred of hype for this movie, in fact I didn't even know it came out. I feel like I am in bizarro world
>>222296009They have the same cast
>>222296781Studios are buying all the tickets now. Movies won't be allowed to flop anymore. They got spooked by Avatar 3.
>>222296781complete opposite for me, I have heard about nothing but this movie for the last 6 months
>>222296009>Spiderman makes a lot of moneyTruly a shock
>>222297022Funny you mention Avatar, because this was the same feeling I had for Avatar 2. You may be on to something
>>222296009Spiderman is one of the capeshits that caught on internationally. The other one is Batman.No one cares about other capeshits except comic nerds.
>>222297022>Spends money to make movie>Spends money to promote movie>Spends money to buy own movie's tickets>Somehow profitsYeah, I'm sure this logic is definitely not wrong.
>>222297494It's cute you think this isn't purely about optics. They don't make money on movies themselves anymore. It's all merchandising.
>>222296009cool, two cakes
>>222296262This movie was a bloated mess. Can't believe MCUtroons are praising this slop while the same people were bitching about SM3 and tasm2 having too many villains and an incoherent plot respectively.
>>222296009i hate capeshitters so much, its unreal
>>222296781Thats because you don't go outside or live in the 3rd world
>>222296262>I do mind is Jean Grey pointlessly making enemies out of Spiderman without even talking to him first.Yeah, that's one of my biggest issue with her. They want us to pity her even though she bombed an entire building, made an old construction worker get hit by a car for no reason, and kept trying to kill peter and mj>I assume the after-credits scene was a reference to Doomsday or Secret Wars.Yeah, some people speculate that it's him being transported to the battleworld in secret wars
>>222296009Funny how chuds went from Odyssey will be a massive flop go woke go broke to it didn't beat Spiderman
>>222297539It's cute that you think people would waste millions of dollars just to sell a few toys.
>>222296009Dumb question but why are people turning out in droves for this Spiderman in particular? I don't really see the selling point. It has the Hulk and that's kinda it no?
>>222296009Anti-woke bros...I don't feel so good.
>>222297867first high-profile capeshit in a long time
>>222296262>I hope in the next one they finally get Black Cat in thereI don't. They won't cast anyone who's hot.
>>222296122>>222296035>Black man, white womanPsyops used to be subtle.
>>222297867Spidey always sells, plus huge marketing
>>222296009so, we are now cheering for woke capeshit to beat Odyssey?? DAMN. Chuds are into full schizo melting
>>222296035Unintentionally chud coded
>>222297867spiderman is popular and a lot of marketinglast film did extremely well and gave people fomofirst look at a more mature tom holland spidermanit's been 5 years and there's hype for doomsday
>>222296009Zendaya VVON
>>222298128Won what? The beaten with an ugly stick award?
>>222296009Congratulations Spider-Man, you deserve the billion dollars you've got because I genuinely enjoyed Spider-Man: Brand New Day. FUCK Nolan's Odyssey movie that I'll NEVER watch. Funnily enough Tom Holland, Zendaya and Jon Bernthal are in Spider-Man: Brand New Day AND Nolan's Odyssey movie.
Fuck nolan. We're all capechads here.
>>222297951It's not even about The Odyssey really. The fact that they compare capeslop for children with an r-rated movie and think they are making a point is what's funny.
>/tv/troons so buck broken by Odyssey they're unironically promoting MCUslopfucking kek
>nolansexuals can't cope with the fact that their favourite movie got mogged by a kid's movieFucking kek
>>222296009is he black?
>has to resort to n-no u nowyikes. /tv/troons are so childish
>>222297888Spider-Man isn't woke. Not until they switch to Miles.
>>222297816>chuds went from Odyssey will be a massive flopThat never happened, stop making shit up.
>>222298812>>222299286You just know they're seething hard right now kek. In a few minutes, you're gonna see a bunch of new threads talking about odyssey box office with wojaks crying based on their imagination
>>222299554>black MJ>black Jean Dewolff >spic scorpion>chink Ned >not wokelol. K
>>222299742white male protagonist = chudcore, woke lost, execs didn't even dare black him
>>222297867Spiderman is extremely popular because he is an extremely relatable character + the last movie with him was generally well liked and actually had MCU spiderman go through a character arc so people wanna see how things turn out. On top of that the movie was well received so it's got good word of mouth as well. It's no shock really
>>222299773By that logic he-man was anti woke and should've been a megahit
>>222296009I just bought a ticket for later today. Have the day off and im gonna see it by myself and have a big bag o poop corn and a soda. Gonna be nice.
>>222297951>>222298946nolans odyssey is literally capeshit
>>222299801wake me up when spiderman is a trans retarded negress kthxbye
This is what Helen of Troy would've looked like btw
>>222299852black MJ and Mexican Flash are already a step in that direction. Don't kid yourself.
>>222299999Disney, the wokest of them all didn't dare to raceswap/genderswap the mc, woke is overimb4 they still had some niggers
>>222299999>get wasted on /pol/baitBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>222297494>>222297539>>222297853Money donated to a charity to buy tickets is a tax break, plus they get a percentage of that money back.That said, there's no reason to go full tinfoil hat here. I'm seeing enough famlies at the mall dressed in spiderman shirts hyped for the movie. I don't think I've ever seen a single piece of avatar merch worn in public. >>222299999Low energy. Sad digits.
>>222300125I despise poltroons, but I find it amusing how /tv/tards are suddenly calling this pile of shit as not woke despite it having a bunch of race swapped characters
>>222300208I think it's relative. Reduction of zenidata. More Jean.
>>222300303Everyone said the same thing after nwh. But bam! We got that nappy haired baboon faced bitch scowling at us on the big screen again.
DC is actually so fucking cooked it's embarrassing
>>222299574Sorry chuddy, but the archive is there and anyone can see it
Is Disney on suicide watch?They finally shit out a proper Marvel blockbuster and Sony gets to enjoy the spoils.
Spider Man is box office bullet proof. All other capeshit has under performed.
>>222296009Nolan will get all the Good Goy Awards as a consolation prize.
>>222296520*Sony movie
>>222296781Yeah man it’s almost like /tv/ is an echo chamber full of retarded contrarian incel tranny porn addicts and is not representative of real life. Weird!
>>222296009Who are these losers that must rush to the cinema and hand over their cash to watch Marvel slop, enriching the very studios that hate them.
>>222301485all other LGBTQIAXYZ capeshit flopped, white man saves the day once again, heil hitler
>>222301439lmao when doomsday does less. I hope its true all IMAX theatres are booked for Dune
>>222301485>All other capeshit has under performedumm...retard-kun? Your response?
>>222296009Who's ready for 10 more years of capeshit?
>>222301943circle the ones with nigger mccapitalism eh finds a way
>>222301998uhh...Black Panther? That made a billy, easy
>>222302013go ahead and circle it in the pic then retardo
>movie has Spider-Man and Hulk>does welland you retards are surprised by this? I understand your mind may have gone to mush watching Blacked Panther and other Z rate capeshit for a decade
>>222296035I wish Tom had transitioned, he would've been such a cute girl.
>>222296009fake tickets
>>222300575They need to be talking about Batman, not Jimmy.
>>222301943NTA but Spidey, Deadpool and Wolverine are the new big 3. The superheroes that boys and girls think are the coolest.
>>222303124it's taken them 5+ years to make a new batman, they're 100% cooked
/tv/ is full of NEETs that never go outsideI went to a nearly packed theaters full of young couples and zoomersTheater was quietGirls were talking about how jacked Spidey was in the bath scene and how sweet he was with MJ since theyre a real couple and they love that tabloid stuffEveryone was hyped for "Only Hulk" scene People leaving the theater comparing to Odyssey (which they also liked) and talking about DoomsdayOPs webm is the comic relief after the sexbait bath scene for the women
I overall liked it, but its biggest problem was the inclusion of so much MCU shit which I don't care about. It should've been more focused on Peter, MJ and Jean.
>>222296027but enough about Nolanfags
>>222301485>Spider Man is box office bullet proof.TASM 2 flopped
>>222303585>TASM 2 floppedIt didn't. It just didn't make a billion.
>>222303726And it made way more than both Spider-Verse movies.
>>222303748but did it made more than a morbillion?
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