Who should play Black Cat in Spider-Man 5?
>>222298131
Why would they put a Spiderman character in it we gonna need a mutant an avenger and someone from Netflix
>>222298229I would watch Zendaya play all the roles.
>>222298232Punisher was originally introduced as a Spider-Man character
Personally, I think there should be a Sue Storm cameo.
>>222298732Sue is miscast.
Bring bunnyfu back!
>>222298918Too old
>>222298229Looks like a literal Thai lady boy
>>222298209Never noticed the seething goblin in the back kek
>>222298131sid sweeney
>>222298131>septum pig ringdropped
>>222298131The character's outfit is simply too problematic to put on the big screen.
saaaar i need romancing black cat romance in my moooovie saar smooch sexy
>>222299003Thai ladyboys are hawter desu
>>222298209>>222299349Too old to be cougarbait now
black cat saaar i am needing the romance in my spidowman moovie saar sec with mj Gwen jean black cat saaar i wanting to live through the character like blacks with black panther saaar
They'll give her some formless unsexy tactical outfit because zoomers get uncomfortable at anything sexual in movies
What the fuck does this bitch even do? Just be Catwoman from Temu? Lame.
>>222300710Kinda, but I like her dynamic with Spider-man betterMost famously she doesn't want to be with Peter, only Spider-Man
>>222300772Lmao. She wants to get WEBBED
>>222300793All women want to get WEBBED
Sydney Sweeney!
>Spider-Man is estimated to produce and use roughly 100 to 300 milliliters (mL) of web fluid in a typical active day.>The human vagina has the potential anatomical capacity of roughly 50 to 70 ml before spilling or overflowing
>>222302342>>The human vagina has the potential anatomical capacity of roughly 50 to 70 ml before spilling or overflowingSource?
>>222298131there's only one.
>>222299336that woman is too ugly to wear it
>>222299123
>>222302342source on this girl?She's so pretty.
>CapeshitGrow up
>>222302415MCU Spidey is a black pussy only type guy
>>222300772Dumbass go read some comics
>>222302538>here's that buxom starlet I was telling you about
>>222298131Someone with big tits and a fat ass, so Zendaya
>>22230071090s TAS is the best version>steals Gwen's civilian relationship with Peter >gets injected with super soldier serum>can transform between jacked and normal looking at willhttps://youtu.be/isweVjIiims?si=-75tfDPKYR5moSUT
>>222298131Nobody cares about this shitty Catwoman ripoff except the coomers making futa porn of her (seriously, why is there so much futa stuff with this character)
>>222302192>my feet hurt>this isn't muh Gwen>why is MJ a giant head>my suit is riding up in the crotch>I wish I was at home
>>222302649>at willI was intrigued up until that last line.
>>222302712Maybe you are a homosexual
>>222302749At-will transformation removes one of the central aspects of transformation that gives me a boner.
>>222302594>can only post the most distorted low-res image possible of her wrapped in cellophaneWhy not post a normal candid high-res photo? Really makes you think.
>>222298229>big villain is hobgoblin>mj has turned to stealing from billionaires after not being able to find a job>she built a suit inspired by peter, goggles for nightvision, claws for climbing, a grappling line for swinging, etc>she breaks in to roderick kingsley's apartment and finds his hobgoblin gear>she wants to tell peter, but doesn't want him to know it's her so she alters her suit to be a costume, adds the wig, turns the goggles into a mask, starts calling herself black cat
>>222302825only wrap in that pic is still in the guy's hand, sorry your illusion was shattered troon chaser
>>222302415butt not big enough, felicia is supposed to have both
>>222303373Imagine if she was a "child therapist"
>>222302342>>The human vagina has the potential anatomical capacity of roughly 50 to 70 ml before spilling or overflowingsmall dick detected
>>222303373actually she does.
>>222303856Mid, Black Cat deserves better.
>>222302825>her
>>222302825That's a man
>>222302472Wow, you really misspelled "CUTE"!
>>222298131 Franny
>>222298131Me
>>22230385610/10
>>222302192growing up one of the things which I found constantly fucking unbearable about capeshit is how you always get these scenarios where the main character is a literal superhero with insane powers and usually some kind of absurd physique, and yet somehow still get stuck in retarded romantic fuck fuck games like hopelessly pining after some boring chick who doesn't care about him or getting cheated on or whatever. I always thought that it made no sense for a superhero to ever have any kind of issues finding love or getting laid, and found all the "will they won't they" plotlines insufferable
>>222298131Katy M. O'Brian
>>222307250Probably because you're a brownoid that would rape any attractive woman if you thought you could get away with it
>>222302825Black Cat doesn't have 5 o'clock shadow
Idris Elba
>>222298229Yep. Reminder that she said some dumb shit in the movie like "I was gonna be an biochem engineer but I went astro physics." Zendaya will return, and she will have even more story influence. She'll probably survive the death of Peter Parker and mentor Miles Morales too.
what if black cat looked like this, would kinda suck honestlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tzd8XiUrzY
>>222298131a lesbian actress because black cat is a lesbian
>>222299336I want India carpet bombed into a parking lot specifically because of this picture.
>>222308401Why does every female character have to be bisexual?
>>222309648They're bisexual in title only, anon. She's gay and thinks Peter is gross and icky. She only loves girls now. It's how comics work. Once you're "bi," you're eternally gay.
>>222308401erm the correct term is bisexual
>>222310235sure thing (this is a different girl)
>>222308401actually Felicia is Petersexual.
>>222298131>Who should play Black Cat in Spider-Man 5?
>>222308637Damn, I didn't think Pakistanis were so serious about comic book characters and capeshit... hell, I didn't even know you guys could read!
Idris Elba with a filter that changes his gender and de-ages him
>>222309648For Felicia it's probably because they had her marry a woman back in the MC2 Spider-Girl comics, 616 Felicia was implied to be bi like a year or two after that and it's been that way ever since.
>>222298131Pam Beasley
>>222302342Gimme the sauce on that video.Yes, I know what's going on just to the left. That's exactly why I want to see it.
They probably wanted to get Peter with actual Mary Jane but realized the SJW crowd would have a meltdown
>>222299537better personality too
>>222302516diabetes mika
>>222302825that isn't high res and it's obviously just a man you fucing gay faggit
>>222309648its about going extinct
Francesca Capaldi would definitely fill the role, and then some
>>222300354I am indian and this is my thread and we have ruined tv now sirs time for another odyssey/obsession/actress thread sirs *gets hit by train and shits in street*
>>222313636Black cat does not have the face of a 45 year old woman.
>>222298229Stop posting that ape woman, jfc man. Have some self respect.
>>222299349 Mercy.GAY >>222300317
>>222298131me of course :3meowrawr xD
>>222309648Every woman is bisexual, it's a survival instinct meant to allow them to live comfortable in harems in case society regreses
>>222313701>FaceShit, I didn't notice. Fortunately, she'll be wearing a mask
>>222298131Got to be Deb
>>222310330>sleeping in braslol
>>222314523
>>222310330did they put their underwear back on after fucking?
>>222302825Perfect answer. This is the only way Hollywood will let a slutty outfit be allowed in the film.
saaar i am neesijg sexy black cat big bubs romancr in my move jaan black cat pls coming to uttar pradesh i receive u
>>222298131Idk but it will propel be some ugly nigger or mixed race freak
>>222317927Oh, you're thinking about the niggress from the minecraft movie? I don't see why they shouldn't pick her, honestly
>>222311577SureWhat about all the other straight to bi women?
Liz, the girl from spider-man homecoming. Have it be her rebel phase after finding out about her dad's criminal actions.
>>222298131Amanda Fix
>>222313332
Hire a big titty asian woman with a big ole ass
>>222320787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
>>222313332ArtOfZoo - Fantazi Good Girl
>>222314523Nnngh
>>222298131I will only accept a Black Cat centered Spider-Man movie if it's based off Web of Shadows
>>222313671>I am indian and this is my thread and we have ruined tv now sirs time for another odyssey/obsession/actress thread sirs *gets hit by train and shits in street*keksaaar i am needing the romantical in my moooovie saar i having the brain of woooman saar sexy woooman bhabi needing the drama sex saaar mmmm black cat smooch bug bubs
>>222321007Thanks anon.I don't think I've ever seen one of these where the girl gets this lost in her own pleasure.I'd go into more detail, but I don't want to get banned. Top tier though.
>>222302793very jewish movie
>>222320824no such thing
