Somehow Benny returned
He just got sealed in the tomb didn't he? We didn't see him die. He had a large stock of treasure to eat so he surely could've survived for years.
>>222300158>Oded FehrGlad they're not avoiding him dude's got the coolest voice.
>FISHY FISHY FISHYThis guy is Zionist, huh?
>O'Conner
>>222300158>Goodbye Ben-
Damn I just found out that the fake brother in there will be blood is benny
>>222300187Sealed in surrounded by a shitton of flesh eating scarabs.
>>222300313He ate them duh
They're all too old. It's gonna such balls.
He could return... as a Mummy.
>>222300348True
>>222300158Is he still on the wrong side of the river though?
>>222300348I don't see how that's relevant in this context but I appreciate the suggestion
>>222300348>Pops out of a sarcophagus>"Oh god, not you.">"HEY O'CONNEL, IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE SCA-RABS!"
>>222300158>inb4 the language of the slaves
>>222300327Anon... we're old also.. I feel like I'm 70 years old now and I watched that first movie when I was 10
>>222300324>I will eat ze bugs.
>>222300566Lol yeah didn't he totally die here? What will the explanation be?
>>222300631he is a jewvermin dont hurt vermin
>>222300631He will come back as a lich.
>>222300631maybe it will be a supernatural thing
>>222300631>comes back from hell with the four horsemen of apocalypse>LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE HORSES
you always did have more balls than brains
>>222300672>HEY BENNY, IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU WENT TO FAG HELL!
>>222300158He's going to be a joke mummy whose head falls off and he kicks it away while chasing it.
The chair throw is forever living rent free in my head
>>222300925
>>222300957very nice
>>222300957They probably threw him with a real chair and reshot it 40 times to make it perfect
>>222300957damn, boy's thick
Benny the scarab mummy
>>222300957KEE-NOO
>>222300957This film is still in my top 3 adventure kino's.
>>222300158Why the fuck was the last mummy movie a fuckign exorcist film instead?
>>222300672>>222300803kek
>>222301116Let’s see for me>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade>The Mummy>The EdgeBonus >Stand by Me
>>222300158I hope Brenden actually at least gets thin for thishe obviously can't do the action due to his back but I just can't reasonably believe that character would get fatif Disney was able to put a clause in Mark Hamill and Carrie Fischer's contracts to force them to lose weight for Star Wars, then Universal can too
>>222300957>I won't tell you. You will just hurt me some more.>hurts him more
>>222302004
>>222300158I was pleasantly surprised when I found out Benny's actor played Colonol Korn in the Catch 22 mini series. I didnt even realize it was him.
>>222302202Holy shit, it is him
>>222300348Who would make him a mummy, why, and bother bringing him back to life? He was a useless stooge
>>222300631I don't know but I hope it's a funny and clever one.
I can see why he always wore the hat
>>222302285Him min maxing every religion payed off it seems
>>222300158>was the mummy's servant in the filmMaybe the mummy decides to use him again, as an undead servant?
He comes back as Igor
>>222300566life uh, finds a shekel
>>222300957why is his ass so fat lmao
>>222301083Darth Baneny
>>222300327John Hannah is like 80.
>>222300631I'm hoping he'll sort of be like the cursed pirates in Curse of the Black Pearl where he's an undead guy that pretends to be alive at first then gets his true form revealed.
>>222300158they should make benny the big badsay he found an ancient book and with his final breath read some sort of incantation that immortalized him or something would be funny
>>222300420This is exactly the tone I'd expect in a sequel to The Mummy Returns.
>>222302491he's in his 60s nimrod.
>>222300420HEY BENIIT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE AFTERLIFE
>>222300957>Theenk of my cheeldren>You don't have any children>Someday I might
>>222300631>try to summon Imhotep or some other ancient Egyptian>get retarded Benny instead in a Marvel esque scene>Benny joins the party as the surprising allyI'm fairly sure that something like this will happen. Benny might also cling onto Imhotep when he's brought back from hell.
>>222302004He needs to try shed some weight and they should give him a beard and wig. I dont care what the movie is like aslong as he doesnt look shit ill watch it.
>>222300631He asked the Pharaoh to let his people go.
>>222302363Kekked
>>222300631Could be a flashback. That or he'll be Benny's twin brother Lenny
>>222302145Beast
>Beni Gabor, formerly of Kiev, Ukrainian SSR, Soviet Union, was wanted for robbing a synagogueThere's a Mummy wikia and it makes Benny's backstory on why he was in the French Foreign Legion sound based
>>222302673I was also thinking that considering how Imhotep is supposed to ally himself with the good guys now, he might see Benny's gnawed corpse and bring him back to life (or "life") with his priest / mummy magic. Benny could be bound to Imhotep as his slave and it would be a nice callback to the first movie.Then they could make Benny swear an oath to another big bad and he becomes a nuisance again.
>>222300631He sort of forgot that he died there.
Somehow, Oded Fehr returned...
>>222302829fug :DD
>>222302007>>222302841apparently the director said "argue like 10-year-olds" when he gave them direction for their scenes
>>222300957AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222300158niQQa on the right made an incredibly shitty Christine ripoff
>>222300222>The language of the slaves
>>222300158new mummy! YAAAAAAASS!!!!
>>222300957one of the best ways any movie character has ever been apprehended
Bring him back
Is Arnold Vosloo coming back?
>>222302365>looney troony thinks that is fat
>>222300158>The geriatric cast reunites in a pointless legacy sequel.Sounds... really.... uh.... er.... this will be one of the movies of all time, no doubt.
>>222304491What if it's great though? That would be a nice surprise.I mean, it probably won't be. But just imagine.
>>222303170he looks like nüJason Mewes there
>>222304491Should have just called it "The Mummies" lol
>>222304201
I mummymarathoned the first two flicks with a couple friends (one who hadn't seen either of them) some months ago.Great time. So stupid, but just fun dumb action-adventure movies the likes of which don't exist any more.The anubis army was cringe though.Never saw the rest.
>>222300158I mean, it´s a movie about mummies and he is a servant of a known sorcerer mummy. Just saying immortality and resurrection are a thing on this and they can afford to do that without rewritting the lore or canon or anything.
>>222304491Top Gun, Blade Runner, Tron, some times legacy sequels can be really good.
>>222300187And he is jewish so we know he can consume gold to survive. It's completely plausible.
>>222301116
>>222300631He touched lots of gold there he could have been curse
Well, he very likely knows the secrets of the grave.
Bring back Arnold Vosloo and this will be the unironically greatest memberberries of the 2020's.
>>222306402Criminally underrated Barker kino
>>222300631very easy setup to make him the new mummy.
>>222302145Looking good so far
>>222300187Full on belly laugh from me, perfect pacing.
>>222300631He died, kissed the right asses in the afterlife and came back
>>222306096I don't think he's actually jewish, he wore a star of david necklace but also had a bunch of other religious symbols with him that he went through before Imhotep recognized the jew star.
>>222300957Love it.It's absolute cowboy.He knows exactly what the score is just by seeing Beni without even knowing or caring what he's up to even though the place is trashed; wherever Beni shows up, he's up to no good. So he just outright fucks him up with the nearest object he knows will knock him on his ass or hurt the most, he doesn't care at that point. Beni is to Rick O'Connell like what Short Round is to Indiana Jones except instead of being a plucky kid that Indiana took under his wing because he was an orphan, Beni is an annoying, cowardly fuck that Rick has to beat the shit out of every time he crosses paths with him. Its an amazing dynamic.Can't wait to see how they bring him back for Rick to toss his mummy ass over the railing of a boats again or huck shit at his half-eaten carcass. Beni can be all spooky as he wants but once Rick see's through the facade, he's just going to start pistol whipping him while Beni screeches in shitty yiddish.
>>222300268He's also in Van Helsing and Canadian bacon
How are they going to match this absolute fucking KINO?! Mowing through CGI armies can't compare to this.
>>222300187He’s only superficially jewish anon. He cannot subsist on wealth like actual jews.
>>222300158this will be the movie of the century
>>222301116In your top 3 adventure kino's what?
>>222302145Obvious AI slop
>>222300158why the acting was so kino?as if actors never read the script and just made shit up
>>222307340Its such a cool premise, its a shame its only been used in this movie. A schlocky Vegas David Copperfield-type whose secret is he's not an illusionist at all, he studied under an actual master of the dark arts in some seedy 70's desert cult and practices real black magic
What the fuck is with this site and every faggot pretending nobody knows about some particular thing? Why is everyone acting like this is the first this movie has been mentioned here? There is a Mummy thread every single fucking day. I'm so sick of the circlejerking.
>>222301116name the other 2
I wonder how Hollywood will insert a mixed black girl into the story who takes the mantel from Rick
>>222309393Evelyn's daughter
>>222307607He looks and sounds incredibly jewish
>>222300158I'll allow it.
>>222309549she never got over the "belly dance girls" Izzy mentions and when she says "you and I should talk" that means shes planning on cheating on Rick to get him back for shit that happened long before they met. perfect for modern audiences saar!
>>222300348>I’ve got canopic jars>no you don’t >someday I might
>>222300158>Oded Fehr>Israeli actor
>>222304753This just confirms its mummy versions of all the dead characters.
>>222304753NIGGAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
>>222302867This would be pretty funny while not taking away from the events of the first movie.
>>222300631
>>222300158I used to ship the lady with the guy in the right
>>222300488Yea but we aren't trying to be in an action adventure movie.
>>222304833>Mummy 3 was the first BluRay I watched>graduated high school and folks gifted me a "gaming" laptop>Mummy 3 was first BD movie I chose to watch>it sucked>ended up lan'ing NeverWinter Nights 2 with brother and buddies instead of finishing movie>tfw NWN2 kind of sucked too>tfw brand new computer and first 2 ventures just kind of sucked
>>222304833The second movie is still entertaining, but in retrospect the franchise died there.
If benny can come back, couldnt this guy?
>>222300158Is the next Mummy film with Brendan Fraser? Will it take place in the 1960s, like the Indiana Jones movie took it?
This is going to be the best movie ever
>>222312507would love to see Billy Zane come back
Good. Fuck new actors.What has a new actor done for me in the last 20 years? Absolutely nothing. You've demeaned me, told me your films aren't for me and that i should not watch them. You call me names because i have a preference due to my lived experience but because it doesn't align with some other perpetual victim somehow their lived experience is thus more honourable and worthy than mine? You don't know me yet you've judged me and sentenced me to mockery and exiliation from society and all for what? What great pieces of art and society has arisen from behind your lens that you so proudly present as gospel to all you think is beneath you?Benny never mocked me. Benny never called for my banishment. Benny played his part and i mine and we have a fun adventure together after which we part with an unspoken contentedness.Thank you Benny, welcome back.
I hope they bring back Tom Cruise
He should have been accidentally revived in 2 with all the others in the British museum but this is kino too
Is anyone here cautiously optimistic or is it guaranteed to be mummified shit on arrival?
>>222314602it cant compete with the original, but at least they are bringing back the actors instead of creating some bastardization
>>222300158isn't benny dead or something?
>>222300650jews hurt other jews and mudslimes often, so incorrect
>>222302145It's AILook at the dumbbell in the small image on the leftUsing one hexagon and one rounded?The F is this