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Somehow Benny returned
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He just got sealed in the tomb didn't he? We didn't see him die. He had a large stock of treasure to eat so he surely could've survived for years.
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>>222300158
>Oded Fehr
Glad they're not avoiding him dude's got the coolest voice.
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>FISHY FISHY FISHY
This guy is Zionist, huh?
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>O'Conner
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>>222300158
>Goodbye Ben-
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Damn I just found out that the fake brother in there will be blood is benny
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>>222300187
Sealed in surrounded by a shitton of flesh eating scarabs.
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>>222300313
He ate them duh
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They're all too old. It's gonna such balls.
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He could return... as a Mummy.
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>>222300348
True
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>>222300158
Is he still on the wrong side of the river though?
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>>222300348
I don't see how that's relevant in this context but I appreciate the suggestion
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>>222300348
>Pops out of a sarcophagus
>"Oh god, not you."
>"HEY O'CONNEL, IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE SCA-RABS!"
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>>222300158
>inb4 the language of the slaves
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>>222300327
Anon... we're old also.. I feel like I'm 70 years old now and I watched that first movie when I was 10
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>>222300324
>I will eat ze bugs.
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>>222300566
Lol yeah didn't he totally die here? What will the explanation be?
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>>222300631
he is a jew
vermin dont hurt vermin
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>>222300631
He will come back as a lich.
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>>222300631
maybe it will be a supernatural thing
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>>222300631
>comes back from hell with the four horsemen of apocalypse
>LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE HORSES
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you always did have more balls than brains
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>>222300672
>HEY BENNY, IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU WENT TO FAG HELL!
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>>222300158
He's going to be a joke mummy whose head falls off and he kicks it away while chasing it.
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The chair throw is forever living rent free in my head
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>>222300925
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>>222300957
very nice
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>>222300957
They probably threw him with a real chair and reshot it 40 times to make it perfect
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>>222300957
damn, boy's thick
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Benny the scarab mummy
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>>222300957
KEE-NOO
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>>222300957
This film is still in my top 3 adventure kino's.
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>>222300158
Why the fuck was the last mummy movie a fuckign exorcist film instead?
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>>222300672
>>222300803
kek
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>>222301116
Let’s see for me
>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
>The Mummy
>The Edge
Bonus
>Stand by Me
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>>222300158
I hope Brenden actually at least gets thin for this
he obviously can't do the action due to his back but I just can't reasonably believe that character would get fat
if Disney was able to put a clause in Mark Hamill and Carrie Fischer's contracts to force them to lose weight for Star Wars, then Universal can too
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>>222300957
>I won't tell you. You will just hurt me some more.
>hurts him more
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>>222302004
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>>222300158
I was pleasantly surprised when I found out Benny's actor played Colonol Korn in the Catch 22 mini series. I didnt even realize it was him.
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>>222302202
Holy shit, it is him
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>>222300348
Who would make him a mummy, why, and bother bringing him back to life? He was a useless stooge
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>>222300631
I don't know but I hope it's a funny and clever one.
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I can see why he always wore the hat
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>>222302285
Him min maxing every religion payed off it seems
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>>222300158
>was the mummy's servant in the film

Maybe the mummy decides to use him again, as an undead servant?
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He comes back as Igor
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>>222300566
life uh, finds a shekel
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>>222300957
why is his ass so fat lmao
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>>222301083
Darth Baneny
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>>222300327

John Hannah is like 80.
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>>222300631
I'm hoping he'll sort of be like the cursed pirates in Curse of the Black Pearl where he's an undead guy that pretends to be alive at first then gets his true form revealed.
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>>222300158
they should make benny the big bad
say he found an ancient book and with his final breath read some sort of incantation that immortalized him or something
would be funny
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>>222300420
This is exactly the tone I'd expect in a sequel to The Mummy Returns.
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>>222302491
he's in his 60s nimrod.
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>>222300420
HEY BENI
IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE AFTERLIFE
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>>222300957
>Theenk of my cheeldren
>You don't have any children
>Someday I might
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>>222300631
>try to summon Imhotep or some other ancient Egyptian
>get retarded Benny instead in a Marvel esque scene
>Benny joins the party as the surprising ally

I'm fairly sure that something like this will happen. Benny might also cling onto Imhotep when he's brought back from hell.
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>>222302004
He needs to try shed some weight and they should give him a beard and wig. I dont care what the movie is like aslong as he doesnt look shit ill watch it.
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>>222300631
He asked the Pharaoh to let his people go.
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>>222302363
Kekked
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>>222300631
Could be a flashback. That or he'll be Benny's twin brother Lenny
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>>222302145
Beast
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>Beni Gabor, formerly of Kiev, Ukrainian SSR, Soviet Union, was wanted for robbing a synagogue

There's a Mummy wikia and it makes Benny's backstory on why he was in the French Foreign Legion sound based
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>>222302673
I was also thinking that considering how Imhotep is supposed to ally himself with the good guys now, he might see Benny's gnawed corpse and bring him back to life (or "life") with his priest / mummy magic. Benny could be bound to Imhotep as his slave and it would be a nice callback to the first movie.

Then they could make Benny swear an oath to another big bad and he becomes a nuisance again.
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>>222300631
He sort of forgot that he died there.
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Somehow, Oded Fehr returned...
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>>222302829
fug :DD
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>>222302007
>>222302841
apparently the director said "argue like 10-year-olds" when he gave them direction for their scenes
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>>222300957
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>222300158
niQQa on the right made an incredibly shitty Christine ripoff
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>>222300222
>The language of the slaves
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>>222300158
new mummy! YAAAAAAASS!!!!
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>>222300957
one of the best ways any movie character has ever been apprehended
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Bring him back
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Is Arnold Vosloo coming back?
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>>222302365
>looney troony thinks that is fat
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>>222300158
>The geriatric cast reunites in a pointless legacy sequel.
Sounds... really.... uh.... er.... this will be one of the movies of all time, no doubt.
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>>222304491
What if it's great though? That would be a nice surprise.
I mean, it probably won't be. But just imagine.
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>>222303170
he looks like nüJason Mewes there
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>>222304491
Should have just called it "The Mummies" lol
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>>222304201
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I mummymarathoned the first two flicks with a couple friends (one who hadn't seen either of them) some months ago.
Great time. So stupid, but just fun dumb action-adventure movies the likes of which don't exist any more.
The anubis army was cringe though.
Never saw the rest.
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>>222300158
I mean, it´s a movie about mummies and he is a servant of a known sorcerer mummy. Just saying immortality and resurrection are a thing on this and they can afford to do that without rewritting the lore or canon or anything.
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>>222304491
Top Gun, Blade Runner, Tron, some times legacy sequels can be really good.
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>>222300187
And he is jewish so we know he can consume gold to survive. It's completely plausible.
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>>222301116
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>>222300631
He touched lots of gold there he could have been curse
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Well, he very likely knows the secrets of the grave.
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Bring back Arnold Vosloo and this will be the unironically greatest memberberries of the 2020's.
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>>222306402
Criminally underrated Barker kino
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>>222300631
very easy setup to make him the new mummy.
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>>222302145
Looking good so far
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>>222300187
Full on belly laugh from me, perfect pacing.
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>>222300631
He died, kissed the right asses in the afterlife and came back
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>>222306096
I don't think he's actually jewish, he wore a star of david necklace but also had a bunch of other religious symbols with him that he went through before Imhotep recognized the jew star.
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>>222300957
Love it.
It's absolute cowboy.
He knows exactly what the score is just by seeing Beni without even knowing or caring what he's up to even though the place is trashed; wherever Beni shows up, he's up to no good. So he just outright fucks him up with the nearest object he knows will knock him on his ass or hurt the most, he doesn't care at that point.

Beni is to Rick O'Connell like what Short Round is to Indiana Jones except instead of being a plucky kid that Indiana took under his wing because he was an orphan, Beni is an annoying, cowardly fuck that Rick has to beat the shit out of every time he crosses paths with him. Its an amazing dynamic.

Can't wait to see how they bring him back for Rick to toss his mummy ass over the railing of a boats again or huck shit at his half-eaten carcass. Beni can be all spooky as he wants but once Rick see's through the facade, he's just going to start pistol whipping him while Beni screeches in shitty yiddish.
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>>222300268
He's also in Van Helsing and Canadian bacon
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How are they going to match this absolute fucking KINO?! Mowing through CGI armies can't compare to this.
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>>222300187
He’s only superficially jewish anon. He cannot subsist on wealth like actual jews.
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>>222300158
this will be the movie of the century
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>>222301116
In your top 3 adventure kino's what?
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>>222302145
Obvious AI slop
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>>222300158
why the acting was so kino?
as if actors never read the script and just made shit up
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>>222307340
Its such a cool premise, its a shame its only been used in this movie. A schlocky Vegas David Copperfield-type whose secret is he's not an illusionist at all, he studied under an actual master of the dark arts in some seedy 70's desert cult and practices real black magic
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What the fuck is with this site and every faggot pretending nobody knows about some particular thing? Why is everyone acting like this is the first this movie has been mentioned here? There is a Mummy thread every single fucking day. I'm so sick of the circlejerking.
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>>222301116
name the other 2
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I wonder how Hollywood will insert a mixed black girl into the story who takes the mantel from Rick
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>>222309393
Evelyn's daughter
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>>222307607
He looks and sounds incredibly jewish
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>>222300158
I'll allow it.
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>>222309549
she never got over the "belly dance girls" Izzy mentions and when she says "you and I should talk" that means shes planning on cheating on Rick to get him back for shit that happened long before they met. perfect for modern audiences saar!
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>>222300348
>I’ve got canopic jars
>no you don’t
>someday I might
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>>222300158
>Oded Fehr
>Israeli actor
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>>222304753
This just confirms its mummy versions of all the dead characters.
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>>222304753
NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
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>>222302867
This would be pretty funny while not taking away from the events of the first movie.
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>>222300631
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>>222300158
I used to ship the lady with the guy in the right
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>>222300488
Yea but we aren't trying to be in an action adventure movie.
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>>222304833
>Mummy 3 was the first BluRay I watched
>graduated high school and folks gifted me a "gaming" laptop
>Mummy 3 was first BD movie I chose to watch
>it sucked
>ended up lan'ing NeverWinter Nights 2 with brother and buddies instead of finishing movie
>tfw NWN2 kind of sucked too
>tfw brand new computer and first 2 ventures just kind of sucked
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>>222304833
The second movie is still entertaining, but in retrospect the franchise died there.
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If benny can come back, couldnt this guy?
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>>222300158
Is the next Mummy film with Brendan Fraser? Will it take place in the 1960s, like the Indiana Jones movie took it?
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This is going to be the best movie ever
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>>222312507
would love to see Billy Zane come back
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Good. Fuck new actors.
What has a new actor done for me in the last 20 years? Absolutely nothing. You've demeaned me, told me your films aren't for me and that i should not watch them. You call me names because i have a preference due to my lived experience but because it doesn't align with some other perpetual victim somehow their lived experience is thus more honourable and worthy than mine? You don't know me yet you've judged me and sentenced me to mockery and exiliation from society and all for what? What great pieces of art and society has arisen from behind your lens that you so proudly present as gospel to all you think is beneath you?
Benny never mocked me. Benny never called for my banishment. Benny played his part and i mine and we have a fun adventure together after which we part with an unspoken contentedness.

Thank you Benny, welcome back.
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I hope they bring back Tom Cruise
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He should have been accidentally revived in 2 with all the others in the British museum but this is kino too
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Is anyone here cautiously optimistic or is it guaranteed to be mummified shit on arrival?
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>>222314602
it cant compete with the original, but at least they are bringing back the actors instead of creating some bastardization
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>>222300158
isn't benny dead or something?
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>>222300650
jews hurt other jews and mudslimes often, so incorrect
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>>222302145
It's AI

Look at the dumbbell in the small image on the left
Using one hexagon and one rounded?
The F is this



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