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BEHOLD ME NOW /got/hotd/dunk/ !
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222303301AFFC Sansa is for breeding.She's a whore, letting her boobs grow like that.
>>222303345>gets too big for his boots again and rebreaks his leg jumping off his dragonBlacks won btw.
soon
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>>222303379>slips on your guts
Aemond in our timeline
>>222303345Aegon is my hero.
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King Ulf Whitefyre
Ulf is proof that lower classes are scum
>>222303451But he's siding with the good guys
>>222303451Everyone could have told Rhaenyra that but she still chose to desecrate her lineage's sacred right. Probably her biggest mistake arguably after trying to install obvious bastards as heir.
so...in season 4 instead of maegor with tits, we gonna get maegor with no dick instead?
>>222303451Ulf is a hero of the proletariat
>>222303509So why did he just side with misogynistic Hitlers?
>>222303508Maegor didn't cry every 3 seconds
>>222303423That's not book!Sansa.That's just a party slag.
Maegor the Cool did nothing wrong.
>>222303577Love slags. Love bongs. Simple as.
>>222303379ha raped 0 people so far. what a letdown
>>222303608>so farHave some faith, Rape Jon Roxton will do some bold soon
>>222302936>Why do Lord's go into battle? Seems incredibly retarded putting your whole realm at risk of destabilization if you make a wrong move or take a stray arrow.In a pre-modern society, you have to personally lead your army otherwise the guy you trusted to lead it will steal it from you. The average soldier only became loyal to whom they could see, not some far off noble.
>>222303608That we know of. Lawd Cawlys could be getting his cheeks clapped as we speak.
>>222303608another character ruined
I think aegons zombie dragon arc was the one time ive been a bit surprised by something in HotD
>>222303509>>222303555>working class people siding with hitlersNo goodThat’s how you get National Socialism
>>222303661how? Sundrier obviously wasn’t dead
>>222303722Not everyone sits here all day getting spoiled by book reading faggots
>Rogue Prince>Chad that fucks a ton of women >Constantly cheats on his wife and eventually leaves her for mixed jailbait>Enter female showrunners>In the show he occasionally has trouble performing during sex>He's the one being cheated on by his wife.Why are women writers like this? They always flip things to their liking instead of just staying true to the source
>>222303722Idk, were the Vhagar sightings actually sunfyre? how?
>>222296996>also he displays more if the rarities that makes the Hightower look different from even the nobles from Kingslanding and Dragonstone.The Hightowers are supposed to be bleach blonde with blue eyes. Some say they are proto-Valyrians from the Great Empire of the Dawn like the Daynes.
>>222303772normies won this time. imagine thinking sunfyre was dead and not knowing anything about the spoilers and the leaked aegon audio. watching that scene would hit even harder
>>222303345Boy oh boy, I wonder what other humiliation rituals Condal and Hess are preparing for Aegon in S4. I see a lot of people sympathising with him and agreeing that his scenes are one of the best in this season - and writers clearly don’t want you to like him. So I wonder what else they have in store for /our guy/
>>222303826They are staying true to their nature, not reality
>>222303451>no pints at the pub wid tha boys?>whats it all for then?
Who's the hooded guy in Winterfell? You think it's Theon Durden?
>>222303840No you retard, that sleepy boy was trawling through the forest and heard his boy in trouble
>>222303826feminism is all about women imitating abusechad behavior
>>222303885With any luck they'll just give up and let the actor make up the dialogue (it will be better than anything they wrote)
>>222303348>beat targs in every warholy based
>>222303885They’re going to change his and Troonyra’s death. Idk why retards on xitter or whatever sent death threats to Fabien and Rhys for imaginary bullshit their characters did but not these two for the damage they’ve done to the franchise. I am disappoint.
>>222303902Most justified man in the history of westeros
>>222303345>stumble upon a deranged cripple who screams at a whole army, proclaiming himself to be the dead Aegon Targaryen>as he speaks and dares you to attack him, a zombie dragon approaches right behindthis'd be terrifying
Greastest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword?
>>222303997HOLY here we go INCEST BROS!!!
>>222303509Based Ulf seizing the means of reproduction via gang rapes.
>>222303997Who the FUCK is this bitch?
>>222304008Now you would see him as he truly is, dreadful in vengeance, righteous, and glorious.
>>222303301Haven't been following these threads. Is it agreed that s3 is better than s2? Also Alys has far too much screen time. Boring ugly character who serves no purpose.
I love her. She's so funny.
>>222304049Retard who directed the episodeShe did one scene right, I guess.
>>222304057It’s better only because shit actually happens.
>>222304049Director of eps 7.Wait...you think it was only Sara Hess...?H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A ...oh anon... WERE FUCKED
>>222304069She should create her cadet branch and the house words should be "what would you have us do?"
>>222304078Don’t even have to look her up to know she’s of the tribe. WHY can’t this get the same care dunk got?
>>222304069CUTEnyra.
>>222303929Yes that was apparent.Also do you think it would have been fun if they decided to kill off Rhaenyra, Daemon and the baarstard and just ended the show there when they confronted sheapstealer, because i wouldve been completely fine with that.
As bad as Emilia Clark was everyone loved Dany because we got to see her little fat ass and cute nipples and got to see her getting absolutely railed. All these show runners had to do to get us to like Rhaenyra is show her completely nude getting pounded the fuck out by Harwin in cock ecstasy then show her one more time totally nude sitting on Mysaria's face then scissoring her. Do these things and every other male viewer would simp for her. I should be making this show.
>>222304027>The greatest Targaryen who ever lived didn't have a dragon?
>>222304122We already are. This place hated Dany for years if you don't remember.
if only...
>>222304040When did HOTD become The Boys with dragons
>>222304206What you mean?Do you even know Targaryens?
>>222304190Not the straight men
/got/wwyhmd/dunk
>>222303379I think he’ll replace Brydon Hightowers death and will gut Roddy while protecting Ormund, but then slip on his guts and be killed, then Roddy will close the distance with ormund who will projectile vomit into his face and exposed guts as he’s killed by him
>>222304122Everyone knows Game of Thrones completely removing female nudity really took the sovl out but young people really despise sex scenes or nudity but implied incest is okay.
>>222304195if she truly had the heart and soul of a targ king she would have groomed aegon. instead she got groomed by her uncle because shes just a foid
>>222304190speak for yourself I liked Dany
>>222304195With their mommy issues, she could’ve controlled her brothers easily
>>222304225its icky and i dont like it
>>222304286Dornish Dany?
>>222304235Kek should be the new title
>>222304292Tfw no mommy big sister wife
>>222304302fun fact, Dany is half Blackwood.
where the fuck is tumbleton supposed to be again? crownlands, westerlands or the reach?t. normalfren who hasn't looked at a map of westeros in atleast 2 years
Nope, still can't get used to Emma's Bri'ish acting. It instantly takes the immersion away. Especially since she speaks Valyrian like others but only she never changes her accent.
>>222304111Don't forget the SEXUAL tension between Nyra and Saroa on the next scene.This is the most expensive soap opera that i ever watched.And i love it kek.
>>222304363North-east Reach, near the border of the crownlands.
>>222304008I would kneel immediately.
>>222304271>young people really despise sex scenes or nudityThats awful, damn kids these days noticing hypersexual media and content being rammed down their throats and being turned off by the oversexualization of society, what a bunch of lames
>>222304363Near kings landing, on the border between the reach and the crownlands
>>222304411that's retarded. they are just a bunch of sexless incels who get mad at people having sex.
are the showrunners panicking at how people actually enjoy Aegon
>>2223042712D is just better unc, go watch some 70s pornos on your VHS player or whatever it is called
>>222304456just be kino white retard theory.
>>222304383h-hot...
>>222304456It was obviously intentional, the arc is intended to make you root for him, the issue is that the reverse arc, Rahenyra's fall into madness, is terrible because Rahenyra has been an inconsistent character from season to season and even from scene to scene.
>>222304456>are the showrunners panicking at how people actually enjoy AegonBig if true. Any legit info on it?
I support Aegon because he raped. If Rhaenyra raped Alicent I would have to ponder who to support.
>>222303301My sister is super mad that GRRM's new blog post has no Winds update
>>222304533Based sister, I am fuming too
>>222304543glad I didn't read the book lmao
>>222303345>THERE GOES MY KING>WATCH HIM AS HE GOES>THERE GOES MY KING>HE'S EXTRAORDINARY
Why did Aemond become a retarded ultra instinct incestuous psychopath again?
>>222304583>Sunfyre laughed tooCute!
>>222304583Sunfyre is all giddy and happy to be burning disgusting traitors for his beloved king
>>222304599Needed an incel villain for all the cat lady viewers.
>>222304583this guy won btw. He beat Rhaenyra.
>>222304583reminds me a bit of this meme
>>222304599>psychopath>feels genuine guilt over Aegon>constantly asks about him>is extremely vulnerable for his mom
>>222304638Sunfyre on the left, Syrax on the right
>>222304599he would be too strong without the nerfs. even george nerfed him if you think about it logically. why is he burning the riverlands? he could take out black armies with vhagar instead of being a retard
>>222304425man "highgarden" must be an absolute desert then
>>222304669because the riverlands suck, fuck the riverlands and every inbred within its borders
>>222304425does the UK have a desert like area or did the show just change how this places looks
>>222303345>>222304583what's with sunfyre's face ? is he a zombie dragon resurrected by some magic shit now or what ?
>>222304700Pretty sure they just went "well its south of kings landing, so...."
>>222304671>>222304700In the book its not really described how the town looks but the show definetly feels a bit too arid to be there
>>222304271>but young people really despise sex scenes or nudity but implied incest is okay.who cares? A Song of Ice and Fire is a millennial franchise, fuck what the zoomers want
>>222304719Fourth-Degree Burns
>>222304719He was taking a dirt nap
why do normies think cgi dragons (demonic hellbeasts) are just like some fucking dog they fawn over at the park? the amount of people UPSET because sheepstealer got ganged up on is fucking pathetic.
Why did George do it?
>>222303997>>222304040Alicent/Alys/Aemond threesome confirmed to happen in final episode. 100%. Incestbros, we going to eat good that night
>>222304779I change the word "dragon" to "pitbull" mentally every discussion and chuckle internally
>>222304779Dragons are just good boys who want to please their masters. There's no hell or Jesus in this universe. They are literally just big lizards not demons.
>>222304775>>222304768I only saw a still from when aegon found him and he looked healthy, but i guess it was just the other side of his face
>>222304779I kinda feel bad for sheepstealer. That ugly girl would not leave it alone....>>222304794He killed the Westaros storyline by killing most of the good guys and then added too much bloat. So now he's stuck unless he revived Jon like the show
>>222304822Then where will leal lords find Rhaenyra?
>>222304822>tied to bloodmagic, incest and human sacrifice>not demonic
>>222304779Same people that walk up to wild animals and don't expect to be torn to shreds.
Aegon will REALLY win the hearts of the normies when he rises from his wheelchair to walk the shepards way and burn the Shepard, reacting the viserys scene from season 1. They love their spicy doggos those normgroids
>>222304779>le demonic beast xdlarping as a religious person is not funny
>>222304040but... why?
>>222304779Same people who relax
>>222303301>>222302939Milly was the best part of the movie. Going to watch the cw show now and the Helen Slater movie.
>>222304859Shepherd will be cut
>>222304040Unironically why did she do this? Is this in the book?
Why does no one know magic? You'd think such incredibly useful and powerful stuff would be retained over time.
>>222304893Only the people from essos can do magic.
>>222304225Targaryens perform sibling incest but even they find parental incest to be disgusting
ASOIAF is a peak normie fandom. Tumblr is obsessed with it due to special magical blood targshit glup shittos, FB loves it due to cgi dragons and girl bosses while we retarded few on 4chan worship our autistic idols such as Stannis and Darkstar.
>>222304886Wish she was wearing this. Would have made up for the lame pirate storyline.
>>222304892>>222304874because she wanted him to trust her, or maybe she was just horny
>>222304190This place hates Daenerys becasue it's full of people who had a rage-fueled psychosis at the Burlington bar crowd and jeets who took her invading a brown shithole and putting an end to their savage ways personally.
>>222304040>the most disgusting and perverse relationship manages to have the hottest sex scene of the entire showHow? I'm not even into incest porn
>>222304923tf you talking about, its a fever dream and is alys
>>222304912>ASOIAF is a peak normie fandom.I hate it, I was a fan back in the 00s when only people who were into fantasy books knew about ASOIAF. HBO ruined everything, GRRM would have likely finished the series without all the fame and money from them.
>>222304912Das rite, we WORSHIP Gerold Dayne aka Darkstar hereOnly Darkstar truthers are allowed to post in /got/
>>222304069>>222304111Literally unfit to rule, did the throne cut her already or not ? they better fucking do that
>>222304849There's no demons in this world you religious nut. They are magic lizards.
Im so happy the culture seems to be rejecting this "ooo im so sad i cant do my jobby wobby feel bad for me" showing your soft belly sympathy baiting anymorejust write the books lil bro
>>222304908makes me wonder why the added the shit about daemon and aemond wanting to fuck their mums
>>222304963It did
>>222304893Magic doesn't exist, it's all technology. The Others and Mermen are genetically altered humans, empire of the dawn were the original space colonists, physic powers exist and Storm's End is a nuclear power plant.t. totally not Preston Jacobs
>>222304867Look up goggossos and then talk to me
>>222304912My close personal friend Gerold (known by men as Darkstar) isn't autistic...
>>222304948>GRRM would have likely finished the series without all the fame and money from them.Wrong. Dance came out in 2011 the year GoT S1 aired. He already fucked it and Feast by bloating both. The wait for Dance was also long too.
>>222304972>god like entities and forces that demand blood, sacrifice and crimes against nature are not inherently evil forces
Yet another season of "nothing happens" (going into hiatus next week btw). Reminder that the first 2 episodes -- where something actually happened for once -- belong to S2 and were forcefully shuffled into this season. Aside from those, what has occured in 5 episodes?>Rhaenyra sits in KL and does nothing (and scissors Mysaria occasionally)>Daemon does nothing (very concerned about police funding)>Aemond fucks off to HH and does nothing>Aegon fucks off into the Crownlands and wanders aimlessly>Ormund and gang just sit in Tumbleton, doing nothing>Cole wandered aimlessly about the Riverlands, gets killed off unceremoniously>Helaena and Alicent do nothing (up until Rhaenyra sends her to kill her son, which she fails at)>Rhaena just sits in a cave in the Vale, until her dragon is killed off (or is he, idk?), rendering her storyline mootI'm tired of this writing team. How did S1 ever manage to be as good as it was? I'm starting to think it was all Sapochnik
So Sarah Mess literally self inserted herself as badly written badly acted character just to take control over queen by lesbian sex and become by this the most powerful person in the context of the world?
>>222304976why doesn't Preston just read Book of the New Sun? It's clearly what he actually wants out of ASoIaF.
>>222305016He's autistic.
>I'd fuck my son.. if they were still alive
>>222304912>girl bossesDaenerys has attracted way too many women. Worst of all the show butchered her long before she went nuts by cutting out shit like the red door dream etc.
>>222304941I love Olivia, fucking bong from Oldham makes me feral.
>>222305005Shes clearly autistic
>>222304942ok i guess i'm mixing things up. I didn't even hate watch this yet, just videos about it
Reminder that George started writing asoiaf in 1994 and HE STILL ISN'T FINISHED.Meanwhile Tolkien wrote in the fucking trenches of the great war while seeing his buddies get killed, wrote while becoming a university professor, wrote while raising a large family, wrote while working as an esteemed Oxford professor AND HE KEPT FUCKING WRITING UNTIL HE DIED.
I do not sow
>>222305057Im ok with it, its a great litmus test, if women are Daenery apologists theyre crazy to the core
>>222305077Reminds me of JK, Harry Potter and WB
>>222305065>Actress from Oldham>Character from OldtownBravo
does Westeros have horse racesyou'd think they'd have horse races
>>222305077And he got 3 good books done and a bunch of fluff of no value, half of which was recompiled by his family into something semi coherent well after he died.
>>222304976GRRM has made it very clear that magic is purely magic and literally stated that magic is not some misunderstood science in this universe
>>222305070if only>>222305077Tolkien was Greatest Generation or however they were called. Martin is boomer so lazy
>>222305077Yes, but did Tolkien have access to the internet, where he's hounded everyday to finish the next book, to witness his books turned into TV shows that eventually get bastardized and derailed?
>>222303345i just realized dragons are like mini nuke flamethrowers. no wonder everyone makes such a big deal about them. theyre a really powerful force to have on your side.
>>222305065she cute
>>222305121He actually finished LotR though.
>>222305065Not my cup of tea
>>222305065cheeky-girl phenotype
How come we never see any cool portraits of Aegon or older Kings?
>>222305121The Hobbit was a story for his children, the LOTR was a hobby and the Silmarillion was likewise. Tolkien wrote several other books on Beowulf and English folklore but these are academic in character. He did write some other books though.
>>222305116Not Westeros but Volantis has chariot races atop the black walls. Seems a bit counterintuitive now that I've said it, I assume that the only people who can actually see the racing are members of the old blood who look down from their spires.
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>>222305132Tolkien did sell the rights to cover some taxes he owed, he would down anyone making adaptations in mail nitpicking everything. He also responded to fans by mail, reading novels sent for example. He disliked Dune but liked Conan.
>>222305169LotR was made because the publisher asked him for hobbit continuation. Tolkien started writing but didn't know what it should be about, so he decided to tie it up with Silm thus creating kino.
>>222305121>he ONLY completed his series while also keeping up with the academic hamster wheel.
>>222305213>He disliked Dunelol what a pleb
>>222305213>he disliked dune but liked Conan Chad
>>222305215Yes, but writing fiction wasn't his job, he was an Oxford professor. Martin can't even do his only fucking job.
>>222305001>entitiesImplying that big Rahaloo, the trees, and magic itself are conscious entities.
Things we got before the Winds>new sermon by saint Augustine>notes by Tolkien about elves' tax policy>direwolves irl>new chapter of Epic of Gilgamesh
>>222305143>>222305222The point is that he was not super uber prolificI'm the first to shit on george for not finishing winds but tolkien is not the example of an author who pumped out book after book
>The 2 bad boys of the show have mommy issues >Not daddy issuesWhy? Is this a real world thing where all rebel bad boys have mommy issues?
>>222305187Demons are supernatural entities. The other anon was referring to the catholic view of demons like the Christian heaven and hell exist in this world.
>>222305268The point is Tolkien didn't bait people with 8 unfinished books he will not write.
>>222305266It's more likely that someone finds and publishes Tolkien's Elf erotica that he admitted to writing for his private reading.
The final boss of aSoIaFhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Lord_of_the_Seven_Hells
>>222305268George is only able to pump out shit.
hear me out
My name is Reggy TargoyiumAnd this is the Dragon Glory HoleWelcome to Targass
Lmao. A Dream of Spring is really never coming out man. Split the damm books man he DID THIS BEFORE WHY CANT HE DO IT AGAIN>>222305320Absolutely not
Hey guys, are there any holidays in ASOIAF?
>>222305286Yeah I know, because he’s a Reddit atheist who constantly thinks about Christianity and wants to force his hatred of it everywhere. Point still stands, dragons are demonic and should be killed
>>222305293I can't imagine it being anything but Beren/Luthien, but I hope it's something funny like Nerdanel pegging Feanor.
>>222303423ew, can't stand her face and those boobs aren't great on her frame.
>>222304069
>>222305279If you have daddy issues you are probably a faggot or weak man. Mommy issues create adversity and can lead to tough yet vulnerable men.
>>222305279Boys with mommy issues turn into chuds with a secret femdom fetish, not cool bad boys
Either Ryan Condal has a mommy fetish or he just discovered Freud and thought it was super deep or maybe both
>>222303368>>222303423
>>222305331>George splits Winds and releases the first part "The premonition of the first winter snows">it's just several chapters of Tyrion's and Hotah's travel vlogs
>>222305375Is that a Reyne flag? Dumb bot.
>>222305065she was seriously hot in S1
>>222304069bratty asshole Rhaenyra is an amazing character, i wish the showrunners allowed this side of her to show up more than just 5 seconds per episode
>>222305339It sounded more like he was a Christian soccer mom who hated Dragons because they are the devil. Complaining about muh evil demon lizards
>>222305320do not let this man speak
>>222305357Feanor had daddy issues (in addition to mommy issues btw) and he was straightest chad alive.
>>222303920Unironically yes. Theon, Reek, and the Ghost of Winterfell will all be distinct POVs
>>222305430stupid nigger would still be alive if he hadn't dicked over half of his army for no reason.
>>222305395
>>222305347That's the "feed me more lemon cakes"- look. Not the "what would you have me do"-look.
>>222305451H-hot
>>222305430What a shitty Tumblr depiction. Now THIS is an Elf.Celebrimbor by artist Angus McBride.
>>222305461The deserved ending, dany getting mad over sansa swooping in
>>222305003yeah this is my issue with the season90% of an episode is a character staying in one location with no movement (how many Vale scenes have we had which are basically the same)
>>222305451Stupid niggers shouldn't have been chatting shit so loud he could hear their treason all the way from the polar circle.
He is primed to be the strongest, right?Vhagar would be his biggest challenge, but when he sees his waifu Silverwing get clobbered he'll activate FURY mode and go bonkers, unstoppable.Caraxes might be the most skilled but you only need one decent bite on that yee-ass neck to win.
>>222304963>did the throne cut her already or not ? they better fucking do that
>>222305489Actually it should have been this where he gets two wives
>>222305065>makes me feralYes she does have that effect on red blooded males.>>222305461kek.
>>222305003It is really insane how much was set up in ep1 & 2 only for it to take another 6 episodes to result in anything.
>>222305515no, vaghar and caraxes are factually stronger and this nigga got raped by seasmoke lmao
>>222305320
>>222305521The gormless bastard should have 0 wives.
>>222305227Dune sucks bro, everybody with taste says it
>>222305593He'll have you next femoid.
>>222305508>Galadriel fought fiercely in defense of her mother's kinNot just chatting about treason but actual armed treason. He did nothing wrong.
So why didn't the Targ retards just wear thicker clothing so they wouldn't get cut to pieces on the throne? And how did Robert avoid cuts when he was drunk most of his reign? Besides the obvious explanation that the Gods favored him.
If George Fat Fat Martin releases Fire and Blood 2 I won't be so mad about Winds of Winter anymore. Who's with me?
Isn’t Rhaena supposed to be with the boys? Is like no one upset over it?
>>222305612>So why didn't the Targ retards just wear thicker clothing so they wouldn't get cut to pieces on the throne?because worthy kings didn't get cut to the throne, while shit kings didn't expect to or delusionally ignored it>how did Robert avoid cuts when he was drunk most of his reigni don't think we've ever seen him actually sitting the throne, i don't think he spent much time on it
>>222305636I will be made. I want the main story. Everything leads to the main story.
>>222305612>And how did Robert avoid cuts when he was drunk most of his reignHe developed a layer of protective blubber over his reign.
Are you REALLY rooting for a RAPIST /got/?
>>222305065Why dogs doesn't like her... :(
>>222305612>And how did Robert avoid cuts when he was drunk most of his reign?He was a conqueror. The realm would have been fine had he not been killed and allowed to murder Dany.Also, he didn't believe in the mumbo jumbo about the throne cutting the unworthy "it's a fucking chair made of swords"
>>222305692No, we hate Rapenyra.
>>222305692I root only for rapists
>>222305692>Are you REALLY rooting for a RAPIST /got/?that's why i root for him. all the best characters are rapists
>>222305479Nice banner decoration bro.
>>222305697Red flag if puppers don’t like you
>>222305702>Also, he didn't believe in the mumbo jumbo about the throne cutting the unworthyThat wasn't Robert, that was Mark Addy narrating stuff for the extras. Robert never actually said anything about the throne or about Rhaenyra in the books or in the show.
>>222305692the king can't rape
>>222305743I know.Those are canon though.
>Red flag if puppers don’t like you
>>222305692rhaenyra raped cole and when he tried to redeem them both, she laughed about it.everyone is the rapist
>>222305761You got him good
>>222305740Can't be, they like Fabian and after i read about him here and around the internet he's supposed to be Satan or something.
AHHHHH SAVE ME CARAXES
Lol, this nigga really thought he was going to have 2 wives. Who does he think he is, Aegon the Conqueror?
>>222305765They’re going to ignore that part though
Please tell me this chink bitch dies soon. I hate her accent so much.
guys im starting to think this show isnt very good and condal is not a great showrunner
>>222305805what?!
>>222305780Vhagar is big but Syrax is quicker
>>222305793his dragon is bigger than Aegon's so yes.
>>222305805Get back to the books George.
>>222305793Tbf the plan would work better if one wasn't his mom who is also out to kill his ass
>>222305805Are you kidding me, this is the best soap opera ever made.
>>222305886
Yo dweebs, is it my turn again?
>>222305886>We are out of wood>Slams the table
>>222305886>>222305903alicent should kill aemond just for the memes
>>222305886This was kinda hilarious to be fair, too bad the context about all of it is lame
>>222305903The food on his fork changes between shots - why is nobody speaking about this?
>>222305908She did try, the bitch.But my prince regent is durable, he's a physical nasty beast, he won't be taken down by some berry. I guess Alys also helped.
>you have to keep me entertained and give me a castle and a lordship.. or I will betray you and burn everything!Ulf is funny but he's scum, and a perfect example of why Rhaenyra was retarded to recruit random commoners to be dragonriders
>>222305886This reminds me of a buddy of my started fucking around with a chick with two kids in her late 30s when he was just out of highschool. When his mom found out and met his ho at some barbeque, she about had a throw down with the other old hag>my fucking face when
>>222305905dunk got the body of a chad but he possseses the heart and spirit of a nice beta guy
>>222305905I want to lick him whole
>he's enjoying the Aegon arc? add a reminder that his dick is destroyed
>>222305976Why would a straight man ever type this unironically?
>>222305003>How did S1 ever manage to be as good as it was?It really wasn't. The first 5 were a massive waste of time and the last 5 were rushed as fuck with a brief glimpse of kino here and there.
>>222305962Imagine being six and half feet tall and about to become a wizard in a few weeks. >can't be me
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>>222305953>keep him entertainedNot what he's askingHe's asking for the freedom to keep himself entertained without getting beaten and told his eyes will be carved out by a psycho cunt
>>222305905Next year big guy.
>>222305266GTA VI
Why am I supposed to hate Ormund?... Because he gets angry sometimes but is otherwise completely composed and gentlemanly? Because he gets mad when he's questioned and second guessed by some targ mutt half hostage?...The Targaryens are blood magickers and devils who flew the destruction of their homeland caused by irresponsible mages and commit a virtual genocide on an entire continent. I'm supposed to hate him because some woman with a pen thinks I should?
>>222303345not gonna lie, cried hard during this scene.
>>222305953>risk your life and claim a dragon, then help me win my war for me and take the verbal and physical abuse on a daily basis because youre nothing more than a lowly smallfolk scum. also dont hang out with your friends anymore!just targshit things
>>222306051like a strong king in the body of a woman?
I hate alicent, I want her to get brothel queened. >sons are a bit rogue>want to kill them because of how YOU raised them, to save your own ass Skin the bitch alive
>>222306050We get it anon, you always root against the protagonists and for the villain.
>>222306088what would you have her do? toxic masculinity from the patriarchy ruined her sons
>>222303345reminder that hes a rapist and if you support him you support rape
>Daeron is raised by the Hightowers>is not insane>Jon is raised by the Starks>is not insaneHmmm
I’m sick of rhaenyras forced husky sultry voice
>>222305953What was retarded was Rhaenyra and her council openly discussing making Ulf a lord while he’s in the room. Of course he’s going to expect something when they’re the ones suggesting it. And if she doesn’t want him roaming the streets, let him invite the lads into the keep and station some guards in the room if you fear somebody trying something.
>>222304779i hate how theyve always handled dragons like how they will REFUSE to chimp out because plot armour and respect for heckin pureblooded valyrians
>>222306088Aemond opened up to her, confessed about Aegon, was literally at his most vulnerable ever, and the bitch went ahead and poisoned himNot shit they have mommy issues, look at their mother.I don't want her to get brothel queened, Aegon and Aemond deserve the honor of dismembering her in a nice bonding moment
>>222303345>The moment he says BEHOLD ME NOW you can hear Sunfyre waking up.THEKINO
>>222306109Typical blackshit response. Let me guess you hated Otto too?
>>222306109Targs are the villain, the show is just framed with them as protagonists, ormund is the hero of the other side (I hope he sets up the shepard
He's back
>>222305266Agenda 2030
>>222306122its a hpv infection from eating too much bad poosay
should aegon name Tyland as hand?
>>222305266I lost my virginity before winds
>>222305697Fake and gay
>>222306159none of these people attacked him and his dragon with a bigger dragon
>>222306129>who do you trust? she used the "im your mom i would never hurt you" emotional manipulation before she poisoned him. alicent is fucking psycho lol.
>>222306190Is this even a question?
>>222306195Oh yeah, what was his name?
the little harrenhall witch does look a bit like catelyn's actress ngl
>>222306145>you shouldn't hate the guy who betrays his best friend and the realm while his body is still warm
>>222305908Alicent is going to hijack Caraxes and finish the job at the God's Eye.
>>222306229Heh
>>222306223>my foolish boy...As she caresses himShe's the most comically evil character in this show with rapists and genocide connoisseurs
>>222306224>All men must d-ACK!!!
>>222306113So is Rhaenyra btw.
I miss Otto
>>222306195Yeah but I had to go to Australia where brothels are legal.
countdown to Sunfyre Dragonstone dinner.
>>222305016Nobody would watch those videos
>>222306223She was probably scared that ultra instinct Aemond would figure her out and go for the surprise dagger move like with her glowie handler
>>222305266>I was 12 years old when A Game of Thrones released.>Now i'm 42, married and have 3 kids.>Still no WindsDamn George...
>>222305016>Book of the New Sunwhat is that
>>222306278>I miss OttoIf they were gonna do some changes, why not have Otto in more than just a season and half, only to be killed off quickly season 3. Also why no flash backs of Viserys?
>>222306267Its the (((hightowers))), its in their blood.
The Red Kraken status?
>>222304976Isn't this more David Lightbringer schizocore?
You fucking Blackwoods will rue the day! We'll have our fucking revenge! Thou shalt pay for this!
did cole die better in the books?
>>222306347Is he even going to be in the show?
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>>222306391eh kinda the same, no yass queen archer tho
>>222306347He's drinking ale with Unwin Peake
>>222306050Because he's a straight white man.
>>222306391He offered 3 vs 1.
>>222304893Its a limited use extremely rare ancient technology hidden under layers of occult mystique. Few are aware of it, it requires certain blood and certain situations and locations for different kinds of magic. Maesters can do miracles but they dont have more midichlorians than everyone else, they can just do wildfire alchemy terrorism bullshit and work some medical miracles from time to time.
>>222306323What’s even funnier is he was basically benched for what felt like a whole season just to be brought back and killed ignominiously.
>>222306050Holding grudges over being semi colonised/subjugated doesnt work for andal cucks
>>222306050Ser Roxton...
i hope helaena wont die in the next episode. at this point they dont follow the books anyways, they should keep the few good characters alive as long as they can.
>>222306342Targs are the incestual schizo paranoid foreigners who consider themselves superior thoughbeit
>>222305136you wouldnt know it watching this show sometimes...
>>222305953>risk your life multiple times for the Blacks>they "reward" you with an empty title, a never ending stream of disrespect and abuse, and then even have the nerve to take away the few simple hobbies you used to enjoy before becoming their servant
>>222306537stop rooting for the villain chud
>>222306561I'm not rooting for Rhaenyra though?
>>222305953They dont respect him, period. Because hes a commoner and thats that, not even a bastard or something else. Just a full blown pleb. The fact they thought he was so dimwitted he WOULDNT defect is astonishing and goes to show how shit of a ruler she is, employing all manner of scum to do her dirty work then crying about it when it works or doesnt.
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>>222306610>not even a bastard or something else.he has targ blood
>>222306610BTW i mean hes obviously not a bastard on even remotely the same level as Rhaenyras BASTARD children. And if they think he is such scum, which he is, they knew the risk that they took.
>>222305664I lost my hope, anon. WoW will be a long ass book, but FB2 won't take too much to be written
>>222306688Lmao Vaemond can sense the sadness behind Cucklys eyes
