The thing I've always liked about John Bern " Local" Thal is the sheer realness of him. The authenticity. When dude speaks, he speaks power to truth, he exudes rawness but keeps it humble on the stretch while remaining dolo. Me? I'm a big dude. Rough dude. Bald headed with a big beard, tats, 300 lb 5'8" wouldn't wanna FUCK with me. But this dude? I'd cross the street. No harm in saying it. Guy has a hard look to him, it's in his eyes. You see it too, don't you? The real rawness real gristle, tough down-to-the-bone realness. Nah, your boy is crossing the street. Yeah I'm a fighter been in lots of scraps, you probably wouldn't know about that. But hard, HARD pass on this dude. Guy is the definition of ruggedness. Real recognize real, and John lookin real familiar.
why is this guy such a meme anyway
Sorry Johnny boy, I'm feeling a bit sleepy. So I'm going to lay my body down on the couch and have a little nappy nap ;)
>>222305370he's what we call around here, a "jewish hollywood fake tough guy"
still don't know what "burn local" means.
>>222305351I like his fake stories about fighting. It's clear he's never been in one.
>>222305351Jon Bernthal?Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him "Gook Gutting" Bernthal because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trainuntiled him. They saw potential. It wasn't they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Jon. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Jon what he could and couldn't do.I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul."I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work.
>>222305370He's the least authentic man since Marie Antoinette made the French court dress up as antique shepherds.
>>222305351This is a golden opportunity.... speaking as a real one, who do you think would win in a cage fight; Jon Berenthal, or Jonah Hill?
>>222305506this guy takes naps
>>222305351What does dolo mean?
>>222305351>300 lb 5'8"Yeah, you are definitely a big dude lmao
>>222305351Jonah Hill would annihilate him
>>222305351>speaks power to truthlel>>222305370Look at him, smoothbrain.
fake as fuckhe does not even have a "controversy" section on his wikipedia nothing nada ,
>>222305456Burnin’ local mean you pourin’ your energy, your art, your hustle into your home turf. You takin’ what you got—your story, your roots, your rawness—and you heatin’ it up so much it glow. You ain't waitin’ for a co-sign from the outside, you makin your own lane in the cracks of the pavement.
>>222305351BASKINSPAMMED AND A SAMFAGGED FORCED MEME FIXATION.there’s nothing real about it except for your severe mental illness.
Evil John says "Freeze Global!"
>>222305456Supposedly it originally meant to smoke weed that's been grown locally.
>>222305351>he speaks power to truthIt's "truth to power".
>>222305456It’s when you make up stories of tragedy to leverage them against the forum. The phrase comes from Dachau which was a perfectly fine camp with nothing weird going on until a bunch of Jews decided to “burn local” and make it out to be terrible
