we wuz snakes and shieet
were da wite wimmin at
>>222305574James Potter buck broke Snape and made him a cuck and you all think it's funny. Tariq nasheed was right
>>222305574On Slytherin Crip you aint passin Potions nigga, on the dead homiez.
>>222305574But why also make him fat? Can't they call a skinny negro?
>>222305574turna page three hunnerd n sixty fo
>>222305574AYO HERMIONE POP DAT PUSSY FO A REAL NIGGA
>>222305574>Shitty franchise now has equally shitty castingAwesome, can't wait for this to fail spectacularly.
>>222306996Black Men have feelings too! Dey need dem gibs an shieet an dat crack and shieet
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>>222305574This wizza lookin' ZESTY, this wizza lookin' MOIST, he's got sherbet in his lemons, he's lumos on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other house, he dances at the other end of the winter ballroom, this wizza theatrical, this wizza good with transfigurations, this wizza gonna coordinate yo common room curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This wizza lifts cloaks, this wizza on the down low, this wizza be a toilet troll, this wizza gardens uphill, this wizza packs butterbeer fudge, he's a friend of Delphini, he feels the love that shall not be named, he loves to duel, he's of the Order of the Uranians, he indulges in the Beauxbaton vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Parseltongue, he's a refugee from Azkaban, he's on the wrong nightbus, he beats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.
>>222306996>mfw James Potter turns out to be black too
>>222305574Being a younger ugly asshole cuck is much more accurate to the books anyway so I don't get why you guys are so upset. He's such a pathetic incel that I'd have thought /pol/tards would prefer that character to be a minority.Snape being a 50 year old stoic chad was made up by the films.
>>222305574new hermione is cute tho
>>222309184She'll look like the Jeeta from the Witcher in the future.
>>222309184I've seen her twerk in her underwear
>>222309221no you haven't, saar
>>222309025i guarantee they're going to have all the older students and faculty have crushes on him
>>222305574The blacksnape meme is literally the only thing this show has going for it and people ran the meme into the ground. This shit is so dead on arrival it's not even funny. They already admitted they're not even gonna release seasons annually, it's gonna come out less frequently than the fucking movies did. That's all this show will ever be, a worse version of something that already exists.
>>222305574Snape was not a parsel tongue
>>222305574>Everybody who's gonna watch the new Harry Potter tv show say, "yeah!"
>>222309406>a worse version of something that already existsthis describes everything zoomers watch so it might do well
>>222309406not really
