This is probably the best spider man movie of all time for me. Where would you rank it?
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>>222305916/thread
zero out of Bully Maguire
>>222305871>capeshitkys
>>222305916humiliation ritual?At least in Spiderman 3 it was just Tobey talking to hal sparks about his suit
>>222305916White boi zesty as hell
>>222305871Live action wise? It’s fourth best
>>222305871What did you like about it?
>>222305981Yes. He’s wearing a crop top and ‘juicy’ sweatpants while in an elevator with a big black man and his white girlfriend
>>222305916This nigga JUICY
Raimi 1 > Raimi 2 > The One with Three Spider-Man > Raimi 3 > the Vulture One > the Lizard One > the Mysterio One > the Jean Grey One > the Electro One
>>222305916why are they looking at peter with absolute disgust?
>>222305871>All of NYC is hypersensitive to a single underaged redhead>Hulk is powerless, loses his grip>Even spiderman starts to wig out, spidersenses level up, go out of control from interfacing with her at a distance>the entire plot of the movie
>>222306085he was naked and grabbed the first thing he saw in the laundry room, but it was her clothes
>>222305916Kek they know what they are doing.
>>222305871Spider-Man 2 > Spider-Man> Brand New Day
>>222306085because he's a white agp faggotget it? now laugh
>>222306085>"look at this pathethic white 'man''">"Ayo dis whiteboi lookin good for the taking fr"
>>222306085hes a manlet sissy white boi wearing women’s clothes
>>222305871Didn't watch, didn't care /10
>>222305916Funny how the odyssey gets shit on but NO ONE has mentioned this at all. All Elon and his boys lol makes you think
>>222305871It’s below 2 but it is the best of the holland movies, so it’s the 2nd best spider-man movie
>>222305916I got hard
>>222305916I get it, but it’s also just a fun scene that forces him to steal some clothes after falling off a building naked. Fuvking a it gets tiring talking about the genuine push by Hollywood and the government to belittle and spiritually destroy men and masculinity when you niggas are so bitterly fragile over every single thing
>>222305916>AYO DIS WYBOI SEZTY
>>222306025>big black manHe isnt a big guy
>>2223058711. Spider-Man 22. Spider-Man3. Spider-Man 3Power gap the size of OP’s bussy4. The Garfield one where Gwen Stacy dies5. This one6. The other Garfield one7. The Holland one with Gyllenhaal8-?. Who the fuck cares
>>222305916>>222306085This is so obviously AI you gullible retards
>>222306520He is compared to spidersissy
>>222306528Cope harder
>>222306520>He isnt a big guyAnon...
>>222305916the only sissy here is (You)
>>222305916Fucking midget
>>222305871>This is probably the be-ACK!
>>222305871I have Tom Holland fatigue
>>222306528Second image maybe but it is a scene in the movie
>>222305916This was funny tho.
>>222306591Ohnono ononono onoono on
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>>222305871Mauler destroyed this movie in his unbridled rage video
>>222306958>His video was shorter than the movieHe's learning
>>222305916>rejected by stacy>rejected by zendaya>becomes a sissyWhat did they mean by this?
>>222305871>This is probably the best spider man movie of all time for meMarketers out in full force i see
>>222306527this is the only correct ranking
>>222307153It’s already made its money back and has a decent word of mouth, what would they need to be here for. There isn’t nearly as much bitching about this that there was for oddessy
>>222305916>people don't get that it's literally HER clothes>that is HER JUICY Pants
>>222307232hes a crossdressing sissy, we know
>>222307232Who gives a shit
>>222307259YOU DO NIGGAThat's why you're HERE!
>>222307276>says the anon malding and coping this hard
>>222305916Why did he do it bros?
Why is spiderman turning spider? I know>because the plot demands itbut like, why?
>>222305916>crossdressing is shameful>nature shouldn't be stopped from expressing itself>suppressing hormones is wrong>accepting your natural biological self as your true self is most importantHow did they get away with making such a blatantly anti-trans movie?
>>222305916Some kids around the world saw their hero Spiderman crossdressing and probably got something awaken in their psyche.It's over, brodies.
>>222308584To give Spider-Man an excuse to build a mutant gene suppression device for future X-Men-related plot developments in later movies.
>>222305916You people are such retarded faggots>haha hes wearing girl clothes how silly >ITS A PSY OP!!!
>>222308610>In 15 years time white men transitioning will reach an all time high and it could all be traced back to this scene
>>222305871Nigga im not a child, i dont watch kiddy movies... go bother someone else.
>>222308584Symbolism for Peter becoming an adultTo give him a power buff for future movies too. Holland's Spidey has been pretty weak ngl
>>222308584For some reason i kept thinking it was gonna lead to black suit spider man in the movie
>>222305916blonde girl is really hot
>>222305916And this is why you get no money
>>222305916many such cases
>>222305916>no it's ABSOLUTELY important that he be black. he has to be a black>yes, mr nosebergstein
>>222305871Just saw it. Kinda ass, but ass with a few strong points.Did anyone notice that Aunt May is buried alone and not next to Ben Parker? I thought that was a nice little fuck you to throw out there.
>>222308864lmao i didn't notice that detail, but the fucking zoomers that make this goyslop still have grandparents so those details don't cross their minds
>>222305871I don’t care. Super heroes are for homos.
>>222308864Isnt Ben not even a thing in the MCU? Why would they suddenly introduce him in a 5 second shot which would serve zero purpose?
>>222305871All 4 Holland movies are completely interchangeable
>>222305916Total. Timmy. Death.
>>222308864>>222309288I always assumed Marisa Auntmei was single and never married, taking in Peter and adopting him as a single mother out of necessity.
Here me out. Get the actress from Obsession who played Nikki to play Black Cat. Just give her a white hair wig.
>>222305871Rami Spider-Man 2 is still the GOAT not just for Spiderman, but for capeshit in general.
>>222305871Maybe just slightly behind 2.
>>222305871It was fine. I saw it with my dad and the second act got so boring that he fell asleep half way through the movie. Action was kinda meh and I didn't really care for the relationship drama that takes up most of the film. Solid 6.8/10 for me. Allowing Metzger to live was actually so stupid. I hate this dumbass trope in superhero movies of "No, if we kill the mass murdering psychopath then we're just as bad as he is hurr durr"
>>222306464Yeah it was just a funny scene tranny's are just insecure.
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>>222305916>burgers?
>>222305871it's better than many previous spider man films for sure. i wouldnt say it's the best because of spiderman 2. Action scenes are pretty good howeverlast part tho, Jean is nice but it's only for set up for the upcoming films. fuck that
The more I think about the movie, the worse it becomes. I know it does a lot of things better than the other MCU Spiderman movies but I definitely think it’s being really overhyped right now. So many issues with the script in particular>Why is Jean depicted as a sadistic murderer who kills civilians and tortures Spiderman, but then the movie wants you to feel sympathetic for her as if she’s a victim? Meanwhile, Spiderman is depicted as going over the line for almost killing a cop>Why doesn’t Jean just tell Spiderman what she’s doing from the start? He didn’t hesitate to help her after simply knowing the DODC lied to him, so imagine how easily he would take her side if she just told him about her sister from the beginning instead of mentioning it only after being tranquilized>Why does Peter not ask for more info from Yelena right after learning who Jean is? Why does he wait until only after she’s arrested?>The Punisher is a wanted fugitive. How the fuck is he just hanging around inside a hospital in public?>How does Ned remember his handshake with Peter in the end? They’re not supposed to have any memories of Peter whatsoever. This was painstakingly established but then the ending just ignores it
>>222305916movies keep one upping themselves in jewishness im afraid by 2040 they’ll have a cuck scene in a capeshit
>>222311187The hospital employees burn local
>>222311207Already happened in Multiverse of Madness
>>222305871Can someone explain why the old lady was so dangerous and being escorted in a tank? It was just Jean Grey that mindraped her, but why did she mindrape a dangerous woman and why was this dangeorus woman a frail old lady? Or are we supposed to think it was Jean Grey they captured? But why doesnt Jean just get out of her, shes not trapped in her body..? Or did Jean Grey intentionally mindrape her to commit atrocious crimes to lure Spiderman? But then how long was she fucking in her body for and what the fuck crime did she do to get her under that much security? Surely im missing something here and theres a simple explanation...
>>222306520For you he might not be
It wasn't even better than the last one
>>222309472>>222309288I'm pretty sure they already gave Aunt Tomei the "great power, great responsibility" line, so they may as well have just erased Uncle Ben from the story at that point.
>>222305871Toby's Spiderman 1 & 2 are perfect for me. Id rank this as #3 behind tobys 1&2
>>222305871There is not a single Holland Spidey film that is better than any of the Tobey films. Yes that includes Spider-Man 3.
spiderman has never been done right, the middle guy forgot his name got close, but his movies were ass while he was the most peter parker like in the casting along with a good casting with the female lead because she looked great as a blonde
>>222309649I haven't seen it yet buy planning to take the kids this week how bad are the relationship drama parts compared to the action?any other member's of the X-men mentioned?
>>222305916>>222305871I lovr how my boy Timmy will always run laps around both Tom and Zendaya. Being forced to do gay shit AFTER your debut means you ain't big.
midnight bump
>>222305871What about this is so much better than No Way Home especially in the third act once the two Spidey’s appear? The first hour is slop but I’d rather a slow start that gives a genuinely entertaining final act. Brand New Day just shits itself once it reveals jeans the villain
Could Jean Grey technically mind control a man and then have cexarinos with herself? thats kinda hawt.
>>222306636>start watching this>immediately goes for a "why didn't she just-" complaint.>stop watching this
>>222313254I would tend to agree with you but in this instance the movie actually is filled with back to back retarded decision-making purely to facilitate the shitty X-Men advertisement of a plot
>>222311187>Why is Jean depicted as a sadistic murderer who kills civilians and tortures Spiderman, but then the movie wants you to feel sympathetic for her as if she’s a victim?Common everyday Mutie behavior and beliefs.
>>222305916/tv/ seethes over the dumbest shit
>>222313499Cyclops & Jean shit talked magneto for being a murderous prick when he first got put on trial for war crimes against humankind. Odd seeing how the modern mutants are basically dindus rather policing their own
>>222305916So many libs seething over this being pointed out. I strongly hope you continue to post this with how much they'll bitch
>>222306527I haven't seen the holland ones but I thought the return of Dafoe would make thay one next best after Raimis
>>222305981He already did humiliation rituals as a dancer on broadway
>>222313558Wonder if MCU magneto will be a holocaust survivor
Kinda funny that this Spider-Man is only into black chicks, if Black Cat shows up in the next one played by a black actress it'll be undeniable.
>>222305916What the fuck is this shit?
>>222308688>Holland's Spidey has been pretty weak nglHe held a Ferris wheel together in the first movie.He lifted a collapsed building over his head in the first movie.He literally tanked being hit by a train in the second building.The dude was never weak.
>>222309649>that description equals a 6.8 for youYou shouldn't grade like a school paper, if its average its a 5 and if youre comparing it to all movies it doesnt sound much better than a 5
>>222311187>The Punisher is a wanted fugitive. How the fuck is he just hanging around inside a hospital in public?The obvious answer is that the hospital was more concerned with saving Spider-Man. The locals there probably didn't give a shit that Punisher was there or they weren't willing to snitch on him BECAUSE he saved Spider-Man. Yeah, Punisher shot Spider-Man, but they don't know that. As far as they're aware, Punisher might be the only person protecting Peter from whatever harmed him.
>>222313790>>222311187>How does Ned remember his handshake with Peter in the end? They’re not supposed to have any memories of Peter whatsoever. This was painstakingly established but then the ending just ignores itThe handshake between Ned and Peter wasn't exclusive to them obviously. However, only someone close to Ned would know it. Ned puts the pieces together because Peter keeps appearing in his life and Spider-Man keeps saving him. When MJ said "Peter" when he was in their apartment, Ned learned that Spider-Man's name was Peter. And when Spider-Man approached him without his costume together, he was able to put the pieces together and realize that this man he kept seeing was Spiderman and Peter.
>>222311405How is this one that good? Better than no way home even? I haven't seen it
>>222313659Some genius here suggested making him a survivor of the Rwanda genocide back when there were rumors Denzel would be playing Magneto,
>>222311982He was too pretty boy cool guy for PP. I still think Tobey is best
Genuinely bummed scorpion wasnt main villain. When I read the comics as a kid he was one of my favorite villains
>>2223058711st 2/3 is great. Last 1/3 was rushed.SP1 and SP2 are better. This is about he same as NWH (which relied a bit too much on Nostalgia).
>>222305871It's the best one since the Raimi 1 or 2.
>>222305916This was one of the funniest scenes in the movie
>>222314036If any one at marvel gave a shit they would have tied it in to Daredevil and had Tombstone pushing to take over in the Wake of Fisk being arrested. As he's getting more high profile he hires Scorpion to deal with DD and Spider-Man should they ever show up.
>>222305871Please point me to the action scene you think is comparable to an action scene from Spider-Man 2. This movie has no SOVL and everything in it is weightless.
>>222305871It's not even in the same league as the Raimi trilogy. Probably better than the Garfield films, though not as funny as the second one. All these MCU flicks suffer from the same issues. Boring cinematography, terrible effects, lackluster action and a badly paced plot. The film felt like it could have ended after the battle in the office building but it just keeps going. The last half dragged so much and every time that talentless cunt Zendaya was on screen, I just zoned out. Also all the POCs and lady police officers were distracting and instantly pulled me out of the movie. Like Spider-man didn't give two shits about any of the cars crashing during the opening chase scene but when he throws Scorpion into that one police car and they pull out Ms Layoff-the-donuts and Spider-man's all like "Oh, I'm so sorry", that's when I lost interest. That and he's pro-survelliance state. Fuck Disney.
>>222305916Holy shit they emasculated spiderman in his own movie with interracial demoralization propaganda, did holland ask for this personally
>>222314575>Also all the POCs and lady police officers were distracting and instantly pulled me out of the movieIt's crazy /pol/ brainwashing has lead to anons focusing on the most absolute trivial things like the race of random extras in what is absolutely the most siverse city in the WORLD by far in New York City. Like really anon, the race of random extras was pulling you out of the movie?>when he throws Scorpion into that one police car and they pull out Ms Layoff-the-donuts and Spider-man's all like "Oh, I'm so sorry"Anon that happened because he was having trouble controling his Spider mutation and it was causing him to be more aggresive and violent than usual. He was genuinely sorry because he didn't realize what he was doing. Maybe you really weren't paying attention.>That and he's pro-survelliance stateSort of: he used it to track villians for the sake of 'good'.
>>222314575>Like Spider-man didn't give two shits about any of the cars crashing during the opening chase scene but when he throws Scorpion into that one police car and they pull out Ms Layoff-the-donuts and Spider-man's all like "Oh, I'm so sorry", that's when I lost interest.yeah this was stupid and needed more scenes of him being "unintentionally evil". but hey, instead of that we get more zendaya scenes
>>222314601The context is he runs into his apartment building basement where the laundrymat is, after tripping out from his spider mutation. He's in his boxers so he grabs whatever random clothes are in the laundrymat so he isn't naked on the elevator.
>>222314641That scene served an important purpose to the plot: it showed the mutation can take over, causing him to lose control and become truly violent.
>>222314673yeah I know but it's literally one scene peter accidentally hurts someone and the movie treats him like hitler which doesn't make sense
>>222314702>and the movie treats him like hitler which doesn't make senseNo, the movie doesn't treat him like Hitler. The fact is he's a masked vigilantly that sometimes causes a lot of property damage to help the city from villians, and without the mayor voiching for and protecting him he could be placed under arrest for the shit he does. Hurting a cop is going to cause a lot of bad clout with the city, and so she rightfully warns him if he does that again she may not be able to keep protecting him. This is a plot point in like every Spiderman movie.
>>222305871I think it was the best of the MCU Spiderman movies. I really enjoyed it.I was kind of iffy on Jean Grey being the villian, but the more I think about it, they have kind of done all of the main Spiderman villians already.Also, are the Xmen just in the MCU now? I am curious how they will explain where they have been all this time.>>222305916I loved this.
>>222306085he was wearing her clothes>>222306361What is there to shit on? It was good.
>>222306361Elon knows that chuds are perma online and addicted to the internet so to maintain high x traffic he riles them up with every movie that comes out. It's dubious and maybe even a little devious but it's all about his bottom line.
>>222314730But he hurts tonnes of people, all the time. It doesn't make sense that this one was special.>>222314082The only thing I didn't like was the constant random exposition about Jean Grey.Instead of Spiderman doing some investigation or anything like that, he just looked up her face, and the database just spits out the name of the person he is looking for and her powers. Then, later in the film, he just calls Potatolady, and she tells him that Jean has a sister called Sarah, and that is what she is after. The answers are just given to him without any effort.
>>222305916Jesus christ, was this really necessary Fiege?
>>222314890Ikr, if he's ok with this what did he really have against the she hulk showrunner, it seems like he gets off on the humiliation
>>222314854>But he hurts tonnes of people, all the time. It doesn't make sense that this one was specialThe movie is pretty careful to show that not only does he not hurt anyone from his own actions, he goes out of his way during an encounter with a villian to save them. Even besides that point, the difference when fighting scorpion is he ripped off scorpions tale and then swung it at a cop car for no reason, it was unnecessary violence, against a city offical (police officer). That puts the mayor in a major bind because she can't defend that with the police chief.
>>222314632>focusing on the most absolute trivial things like the race of random extras in what is absolutely the most siverse city in the WORLD by far in New York CityThe black police lady that Spidey flirts with throughout the movie is not an extra. Nor are any of the other POCs with dialogue. Also I don't give a shit how diverse New York is, when Spider-man can't go two minutes without bumping into a black or brown, it starts to become propaganda. Like you don't see him interacting with Asians and Jews, despite them also having a large presence in the city. Where are all the Muslims?>He was genuinely sorry because he didn't realize what he was doing. Maybe you really weren't paying attentionMaybe you weren't paying attention because he definitely wasn't saying sorry to all the civilians he could have saved when he was causing crashes during the opening chase.>he used it to track villians for the sake of 'good'Same excuse law enforcement use. Aren't you getting tired of kissing that boot?
>>222313926For me, it has some issues but it's the only Holland film where I felt like Peter Parker was a real protagonist and not overshadowed by Tony Stark or the other Peters. There's a major crisis, he steps up and gets shit done. The film just generally looks really nice as well. It's refreshing to have a Spider-Man film that doesn't look like greenscreen vomit again.
>>222314924Anon two of the main guards are Muslim, the one at the top of the roof it pretty clearly muslim. Mjs boyfriend is a jeet/muslim. His best friend is thai/samoan. There are tons of asian people all throughout the film as extras, cashiers, and lots of caucasians. Nevermind the main cast is white besides MJ. And flirting with the mayor? It's called being charming, being the 'friendly neighborhood Spiderman', but I guess I shouldn't expect a chudcel to know anything about charm or being friendly. I'd respect you more if you just came out and said you hate black people. In the opening tank chase he jumps out to save a kid. He webs up civilians to keep them safe. The tank was on a collision course with that prison, it was going to cause insane carnage and he actually prevented much of the carnage, or as much as he could. This wasn't different than any Spiderman since the Raimi films. You're just hating to hate. Does it ever get tiring, being this negative and hateful all the time? Just purposely distorting the truth? I can't imagine living like that all the time.
>>222314987He didn't save the white guy that got hit by a car and he left that poor guy who was possessed suspended in a helicopter for god knows how long. I didn't see him save anyone when Punisher shows up and he's more concerned with him being there than the tank crashing cars off the road.And I don't hate to hate. I'm just sick of everybody praising the latest shit pile that I know you're all going to forget about as soon as the next one arrives. All these Spider-boy films are boring and distractingly woke. Spidey doesn't even bully the villains anymore. It's just all cookie cutter safeshit for soulless normies.
>>222305916Why is this movie choke full of cuckoldry themes?
>>222305981>>222315079Spiderman is meant to be a humiliation ritual. Peter is meant to constantly suffer, that is a staple of his character trying to balance his personal life and superhero identity.
>>222315109Yea...but it's not supposed to be cvck shit pulled straight from /gif/ and /pol/
>>222315187How is it cvck? He was with two strangers on an elevator, not watching Zendaya get railed and enjoying it.
>>222306591>Uhm, you don't get to bring dogs
ive only see the one with the robot arm man. and when he stopped the train, i dont remember if thats 2 movies
>>222315249>how does a big buff black man with a blonde white gf in a small room with a white guy that gets sexually humiliated in any way have cuck themes?
>>222315079Its an Americuck movie
>>222305871It's boring af. Jammed as many plotlines as possible but in the end none of them is fully resolved. Raimi's spider 3 got the same criticism but this is some how " best spidey movie of all time"
>>222305916I admit I found this funny.
>>222315397Couldn't have said it better myself lol they really think we're stupid when the first post of the thread contradicts their retarded response
>>222306057I watched all the Holland ones over the last week, the one with three Spidermans was easily the worst of them and the Jean Grey one the bestStill worse than Raimi 1 and 2 though
>>222308584Increased stress and anxiety related to him being living an isolated life of non-stop crimefighting causing his Spider DNA to more severely be expressed as a survival mechanismOr as the movie kinda gayly put it, he's ignoring the man part so all that's left is the spider
>>222305916>homophobic joke in current year goyslop
>>222309288He's barely mentioned a couple of times, he did exist and die before any Spidey shit
>>222305871Top 3. SM2SM1 AMZ SM2Bottom 3AMZ SM1Far from homeHome comingBND is somewhere in the middle, best looking holland's spiderman? Yeah maybe, but it doesn't say much since other movies were trash. The plot is as forced as it gets. Why SM becomes Man spider, why none of his friends remember him, why Jean is a villain, Why Hulk is even there. None of it matters at the end of the movie.
>>222315079>Why is this movie choke full of cuckoldry themes?The main protagonist is white
>>222315499/pol/tards could watch a 3 hour video of a dozen black men creampieing their wives and still manage to somehow turn it into “wokeness lost” in their heads
Should've been Tombstone with Scorpion and Tarantula as his muscle or something as the villains, don't know why they made Jean Grey and Bill Metzger the main antagonists of a Spider-Man movie.
I never watch this shitDoesn't matter how many threads there areI. Just. Simply. Dont. Watch.
>>222315601>corporation repeatedly says why they are doing it>writers directors and actors keep repeating why they are doing this>hundreds of youtube videos every week explaining why this is happeningIt’s your own fault for not listening
>>222315601>Just came off of cosmic level threats and 6 villains at once>But surely people will be excited to see how he fights fucking Tombstone, what an A lister we're gonna fill so many seatsAt least say Kingpin and only sound half retarded
Rami 1 and 2 were the best, Amazing was meh, Tom Holland movies are enjoyable but sterilized and have 0 personality.
>mfw v-max revealBest Holland movie for sure. I need to see it again, but I think it's the best Spidey since SM2. I like how all the side characters roles have thematic relevance to Peter's emotional arc throughout the movie.
>>222314974These are my exact thoughts as well. This is the first movie where MCU Peter has real struggle and real accomplishments and isn't overshadowed by anyone else. He finally feels like the main character and not just an accessory in his own movie. The movie is pretty beautiful too, making New York look like a nice place to live like the Raimi movies did. The end credits candid shots of New York really solidified that for me. Other than that the fights look like they have a lot more practical stunts and the spiderman suit itself isn't just CGI slop this time around, you can tell there is actually a guy inside of it. Tom is wearing it for like 90% of the movie as well which is nice, even the mask alot
Dude really wanted to make an xmen movie
>>222315397You know he doesn't know that white girl, right?
>>222305871Shit/10
>>222306057Spiderman No Way Home > Spiderman 2 > Spiderman Brand New Day > Spiderman 1 > Amazing Spiderman > Civil War > Spiderman Far From Home > Spiderman Homecoming > Spiderman 3 > Amazing Spiderman 2
>>222316211Bretty good, but I would put No Way Home a little lower. It was fun, but it wasn't that great. The Spidermen should have joined the movie waaaay sooner.Where would Infinity War sit? Endgame is pointless since he only has one or two lines in it.
>>222316250I'd put it between Spiderman 1 and Amazing Spiderman. Had some memorable moments with him.
>>222305916Humiliation ritual
>>222313016It looks better, it films betterWriting is about the same (shit). NWH's strenght is the nostalgia , BND'S strenght is it's the first Holland's film in which peter/spidey being the center, though the drama is not organic at all.Both are equally crap. Raimi's SMs are still the most soulful ones
>>222315575are these "/pol/tards" in the room with us right now?
>>222314575>Also all the POCs and lady police officers were distracting and instantly pulled me out of the movieI think they are trying to introduce Miles but they haven't known how. The brown kid at the hospital is another industry plant but again they are just teasing/testing the water. Nothing set in stone.
>>222316515those are all just words
>>222316565Wdym?I think they are trying to tease MilesIf you disagree, fine
>>222316646>MilesNo idea what you meanI'm not a spiderman guy really
>>222315601As much as I love Tombstone ans Scorpion they're too onedimensional for a full length Spidey movie
>>222305871Liked Brand New Day but like all of the Tom Holland ones, it is held back by being in the MCU.Raimi-Man 1 and 2 are still better.
>>222316706Miles Morales, a black spiderman
>>222305871Well it's no spiderman 3, so it probably goes :raimi-spidermansnothingnothingnothingnothingblank spacesome empty boxesa stack of bricksbrand new daythe other boring movies
>I hate every actor>new avenger black widow is an unlikable cunt (because pugh is an annoying cunt)>pretty much everyone was brown>hulk vs spiderman was the only coolest partsolid 5/10, at least there was no pozzed dialogue like in homecoming. I still hate brown MJ.
>>222317020I pretty much don't even bother with anything post-2012There's just too much shit blended in even if the rest is structurally sound
>>222305871>Where would you rank it?
>>222316868Tombstone should have been the stand in for Kingpin for these movies. A calculating intelligent crime boss who can down Spiderman with one punch, and take a beating.
>>222317077That's a really weird ranking broski>Homecoming better than 1 and 2>FFH better than NWH
>>222305871SM2 > NWH > BND > SM1 > HC >= SM3 > FFH> ASM1 > having the flu and being up all night puking and shitting in various orders > ASM2
>>222305916this is pretty fucking damning>uhhhh muh media literacy? erm, muh context??????shut the fuck up, faggot. "sissy" shit is a genuine jewish fetish and I'm not the least surprised it was shoved into this capeshit flickexample: https://pawchive.pw/patreon/user/2694527>lol how the fuck would you know this fetish exists in the first place if you didn't have-because, RETARD, I like rekks's art and he's, unfortunately, addicted to making cuck shit just like every bimbo artist in existence is for some fucking reason (much to my chagrin).
>>222317132>>Homecoming better than 1 and 2I prefer Homecoming because overall it feels more alive and sincere as a movie. Everything is done right: Parker's character, the antagonism with the Vulture, the coming-of-age arc. The only thing missing for this to be a perfect Spider-Man movie is that stark suit should not have been returned to him at the end. Instead, he should have made a new one for himself, like in NWH. Raimi's movies feel more like epics or plays, with exaggerated imagery and overblown drama. They're more like Star Wars in that regard. Which is great too, but I prefer more emotionally grounded stories.>>FFH better than NWHFFH is overall just an average, while NWH is a rather pointless hodgepodge built on nothing but nostalgia bait.
>>222305916Why do Americans shill BMWF shit so hard? Every ad or movie of theirs has it
>>222317132>FFH better than NWHNWH was probably the worst one, because it spat all over everything that made the Raimi movies good. Norman isn't under Goblin's spell and Doc Ock wasn't mind controlled by AI. The fact that people honestly believe that's what happened in those movies is proof audiences are drooling retards. I didn't like the first two film but at least they were their own thing. NWH is like some bad fan fic, that doesn't understand the source material.
>>222315601Don’t listen to the chiding faggots replying, it should’ve been an actual street level film with lower end villains working for a mob boss, 100%.
>>222317530>"Americans">when it's literally only jews and brown people that shilling it
Can anyone explain this >>222318371There's an Odyssey fag spamming the board with low effort threads
>>222305871Probably number one movie…spiderman was so cool…i love his swinging and powers
>>222316045>you know there is still an x in 10+5+3+x=23
>>222317530It’s funny, I’ve met one (1) white woman in my life who was into black men. Most other white women I’ve known/dated are lowkey racist and completely turned off by black men. Then you turn on the tv and every single commercial has a mixed race couple lol
>Jean Grey murders hundreds (thousands?) of innocent people>she's just misunderstood or something>gets away with itI know women are rarely held accountable but holy shit this movie is retarded
>finally a hot white girl>pairs her with an older imposing gorilla>to add to the humiliation the white man is dressed like a queer highlighting his new social position in the hierarchy
>>222306361>NO ONE has mentioned this at allthis faggot posts it in every threadalmost always at the top so it's a bot or
>>222305871I would rank it as the 4th best movie after the Raimi trilogy, but it's only a 5/10 and they're still the only good Spider-Man movies. Massive flaws aside, it actually had a somewhat tangible emotional center that feels absent in all the other Holland movies that allowed my natural Spider-Man bias to enjoy the movie more.
>>222319122Spider-man himself probably killed the guy in the helicopter and didn't even try to save the one hit by the car
>>222319122They.will probably say she was being controlled by the Phoenix Force and Xavier will contain it in her mind.
>>222319122>murders hundreds (thousands?) of innocent peopleShe killed like five people on screen and like 4 of those guys were damage control (i.e. evil). Any other deaths are headcanon. The only good person that we see her kill onscreen is the old guy that she has stand in the street and get hit by a car.
>>222305871>Where would you rank it?top 3.>tobey 1>tobey 2>brand new day>tobey 3>homecoming>no way home>andrew 1>andrew 2>far from home
>>222319364You're giving them way too much credit. The reality is no one thought about any of the implications of what they were making her do.
>>222319524>she only killed one innocent person, CHUD
>>222307232>a beautiful aryan woman? no thanks i have a oneitis for my sheboon highschool gf. blackmixing is the futurewhat are they like this
>>222319586It was an accident
>>222308688that's not it you dolt>>222308584because the message of the movie is "isolation bad, touch grass and have friends" so by fully embracing spiderman as his life, his spider dna overtakes his body as a metaphor how spiderman has consumed him.
Tobey 2Tobey 1Tobey 3Garfield 2Garfield 1GRAND CANYON POWER GAPHolland/Tobey/Garfield on first viewing with nostalgia gogglesMARIANA TRENCHHollandslop (it's all equally shit)
>>222319524>Any other deaths are headcanon.Yeah if you're retarded.
wow I'm sure glad he's not iron boy jr anymore>still has an AI assistant holding his hand>still somehow has access to any tech that he needs at a moment's notice>still needs to be told how to operate by yelena, punisher, and banner instead of figuring shit out himself
>>222319047I’ve travelled a lot in my life and most of the cities in the US are filled with negroes and I’ve barely seen any BMWF couples or met them in 20 years to the amount shown in movies or commercials, atleast the types shilled by Hollywood. Usually the ones I’ve seen are ugly fat White women with ugly half black children or a skinny black man tagging along.
>>222319833>still somehow has access to any tech that he needs at a moment's noticeIncorrect. He created everything that he used in the movie. Spiderman is a turbo genius on par with Reed Richards and Tony Stark in the comics so this is consistent with the lore accurate Spider-Man that everyone has been begging for for years. >still needs to be told how to operate by yelenaNo? He used her for Intel. Yelena is a good source because she has experience with mind control due to her time as a child soldier in the Red Room where the Russians brainwashed her. >punisherHe didn't tell Peter how to operate as a hero. He told Peter that he needed to man up and face the girl that he was hiding from. He's angry with Peter for running away from his loved ones because the Punisher would do anything to see his own loved ones again, which is unfortunately impossible because they're dead.>bannerHe went to the leading scientist in the country and possibly the world in biology. It makes perfect sense to ask Banner for advice on suppressing DNA mutation, especially because Banner is canonically already suppressing his hulk form with his tech. Why WOULDN'T Peter go to him for help? He would be stupid not too.
>>222305916>Is that my shirtLiterally crossdressing spiderman for a BMWF couple in a movieHow can anybody reasonably explain this scene?
>>222305871I don't understand the appeal of these mediocre slop
>>222320020>How can anybody reasonably explain this scene?It's hot as fuck
>>222320231Just the BMWF is enough. Why does he have to literally crossdress? It's as if they were afraid they weren't being blatant enough
>>222319957>He created everything that he used in the movie.With what resources? He doesn't even have a job. Where the fuck has he gotten a 3d printer that creates universal DNA power inhibitors? >He used her for IntelSeeing him investigate for himself is much more compelling than cameo quip machine giving him the answer. The point is I want to see a Spiderman with some agency and independence.>He didn't tell Peter how to operate as a hero.The speech that he gives informs Peter on how to operate as Spiderman ie he decides to let Ned and MJ back into his life. Secret identities are part of being a superhero. Besides that he goes to Frank when he needs somewhere to hide MJ.>It makes perfect sense to ask Banner for advice on suppressing DNA mutationI don't understand your point. I'm saying I want a Spiderman story that doesn't rely on other heroes guiding him. The writers chose to write in a plot point involving DNA supression in part so that they could involve the Hulk. I don't take issue with the actions of the character, I take issue with the choice to write those actions in the first place.
>>222320272it's called ritual humilliation for zoomers white boys getting into humilliation and cucking, it's like your first day in hollyjewd
>>222315397Anon is right, this is one of the most explicit cucking without sex scenes ive ever seen in a major motion picture
>>222305871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5nfJdsg9Mw
>>222315457>3 spideys was worstHard time believing the return of Dafoe and having Tobey could possibly be the worst. Its the only i want to see but now I have to see all 3 to verify this shit
>>222320327That is not what a humiliation ritual is you ESL retard
>>222319877I see them all the time in Pennsylvania. Coalburners and mocha mistakes alike. It's quite blackpilling.
>>222320272What? You don't want to fuck a crossdressing Spiderman?
>>222316868Any writer worth shit can take a villain like scorpion and turn him into next Doc Ock.
>>222320539No. I was fine with Spiderman being a cuck because that was a theme in the original Spiderman 2 but crossdressing, especially in this context, is actually unhinged
>>222320412Tobey phoned it in hard the guy acted like a stroke victim the whole movie
>>222305871>Peter becomes man-spider because plot demands it.>he embraces it in the final battle because he's about to die. Not through cognitive acceptance >Jean is bad, and kills people because she's okay? Not like she can hop through people's minds and figure out his sister's whereabouts or something. In fact, she could do it when she faced Metzger, but somehow she chose to use violence instead.>Frank is comic relief, plot irrelevant>Hulk is a macguffin, V-max is a macguffin, Pughbear is a macguffin.>Zendaya still has no chemistry with Peter. Their plotline is still not resolved. Empty message.>no iconic Spidey villain. But the cinematography is nice I guess. But it is nowhere near comparable to the level of Soul in Raimi's Spiderman
>>222322601>she could do it when she faced Metzger, but somehow she chose to use violence instead.You mean when she had a mind controlled Frank there?The Frank that would absolutely blow her head off the instant he gets an opportunity?
>>222322847 She doesn't need more than a second to read people's minds. Just throw his gun away, hop in the other dude, then hop back. In fact, she didn't even need to destroy shit at all. There is no limited range for mind hop, it's only between people. Just stay near the facility, mind control a bunch of grunt until she reaches the guy at the top. If nothing there, move on. Why made such a big scene for what purpose?
>movie starts with a clip of the actor saying PLEASE be excitedwhen and why did this trend start?
Why did Jean get teary eyed and emotional when getting a sappy speech from May after entering Peter's mind but when she enters Frank's and presumably sees his family get killed and the mental issues that stem from it she just has a quippy one liner about him having issues?Felt like it could've been a cool chance to have her voluntarily leave his head or something out of shock while leaving her stunned for a moment
>>222323190>Just have Frank throw his guns awayIt's take like 20 minutes to get rid of all of em at which point shed easily get trained>Just bodyhop inThey explicitly were using countermeasures to prevent that from happening, as seen when they were willing to shoot Spiderman from across the room when he wouldn't take his mask off for his appointment
>>222323322>what if movie made senseit's capeshit, colorful wrestling matches for kids
>>222323322It was before she knew her sister was dead, and Frank just feels anger about his tragedy while Peter channels it into being a better personYou niggers got some stupid fucking questions
>x-men apocalypse >magneto unlocks full earth magnetic field mode>he destroys cities and kills millions of people>but then he sees the errors of his ways and helps defeat the real bad guy>everyone forgets what he did>helps rebuild the mansion in the end, which is really easy, like lego really
>>222323332I refuse time to believe a psychic mutie has a hard time gathering information.Spidey and MJ jump to a random building and she has no trouble locale them.
What are you 12 OP?
>>222305871KEK. That will never be true while Raimi/Toby movies exist. Also why do they keep making Jean an unstable femoid on the live action movies? Can´t they just do the phoenix force arc properly at least once? Not to mention it´d completely fit with the contemporary women victimization narrative as an allegory to rape. Jean was literally kidnapped by the rich elites and got her mind raped and broken in order to corrupt the phoenix force. What? They afraid of going cosmic or something? Also Peter dated Kitty, not Jean... it´s all just so tiresome. I resent that capeshit can´t do proper adaptations not even by mistake. In any case it seems Raimi´s Spiderman will forever remain as close as it gets. Producers are such spineless fucks...
>>222305871i haven't seen it but i know it's not as good as raimi's spiderman 1 and probably doesn't have the highs of spiderman 2 and 3.
>>222305916>see movie>think this scene was funny>everyone laughing>come home>see this scene on /tv/>everyone thinks this scene means the apocalypse is near and satan walks among us
>>222323525She was in MJ the whole time
>>222308584same reason Tobey Spiderman lost his powers
>>222323322She was in a completely different state of mind. A completely emotional volatile wreck that found out the sister she was searching for was dead all along after being tortured and now she's entirely "alone." More than anything, she's searching for something to hold onto after seeming losing everything, even the initial "righteous" search for her kidnapped sister, and she has the culprits at her mercy. I saw someone make this critique before I watched the movie and it doesn't make sense if you watched the movie.
>>222324150That's falseWhen she woke up, she totally knew where she was.
>>222306958He did. This is complete and utter character assassination for hollands spidey.
>>222319833>still has an AI assistant holding his handit's 2028 canonically and 2026 in reality. everyone has an AI assistant even people like yelena and sam wilson>still somehow has access to any tech that he needs at a moment's noticeyou mean the the tech he had to repair himself because he doesn't have money to simply just build another one?>still needs to be told how to operate by yelena, punisher, and banner instead of figuring shit out himselfyelena only gave him intel which is fair she is a zogbot that works for the us government and peter is an incel in his room with just the internet. punisher literally didn't teach him anything. banner just said "building a universal inhibitor could be dangerous" and peter just ignored him, that isn't the same as what stark did for him.
>>222320412the one with dafoe and tobey return is cool during your first watch but once you retwatch it and think about what could have been it becomes really underwhelming. I hate that they don't tell us anything that has happened to tobey's peter since spider-man 3 and they leave it vague and up to interpretation. imo for the holland movies it's brand new day > homecoming > no way home > far from home
>hormone blocking is bad>cops good>Frank The Punisher Castle goodI dunno guys, this movie seems kinda based
Why didn't Jean just mindjack the black guy?
>>222325174because then there wouldn't be a (shitty) movie duh
>go to threads on /co/>people talking about the plot of the movie and the characters>go to threads on /tv/>people talking about domestic GDP or Tom Hollands cock or some other inane shit
Any time frank was on screen it was kino
>>222305916has white emasculation in a movie ever been this blatant before?
>>222305981>>222306025>>222313653He loves doing them now
>>222325174this shill defends it >>222322847 In the movie, it takes a second or less for her to scan their mind, and the host usually gets stunned for a brief moment. There is no reason she can't do it. She could even wait for him to get off work and mind-hop it. Nobody would know a thing. We know it's movie; they have to force a plot, but they make Jean a villain for a stupid reason.
>>222323269>>movie starts with a clip of the actor saying PLEASE be excitedHuh?
>>222316982>>222305871Spiderman 3 is better than this nigger worshipping dogshit, are you fucking kidding me?
>>222325930They say the prison attack was the fourth security breach on the departmentIs it not simpler to think that those other times had her try and fail to do something like that to any meaningful effect because she's a scared young girl not trained in tactical espionage, than to think that she's just a retard who didn't think of it?
>>222305871I was unable to see it upon release at the kinoplex due to an influx of normies so hopefully after next weekend I will be able to join in this discussion
>>222327123why not watch it tonight? during the work week?
>>222327190I want to actually enjoy it and not be tired from dealing with normies all day at work if you catch my meaning
>>222305871It was great but Frank and Jean were the worst parts. Frank was annoying and the Jean actress while cute can't fucking act.
>>222305916I watched The Devil All the Time yesterday and it was the first movie I ever saw with Holland after seeing him in everything and he does have potential as an actor but he is currently the Justin Bieber of Hollywood and going through so many humiliation rituals
>>222305871Annoying barely-sensical garbage. It's the 'Force Awakens' of Spiderman movies all the clueless retards are praising to high-heaven now, but will realise later on is lame shit with big problems.See y'all in 12 months when the dust settles and you're not blinded by hype and box office, comparing it to previous capeshit, and your brain finally catches up with reality.This furfag is right on the money:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5nfJdsg9Mw
>>222305916>>222306361As a confident, masculine white man, I'm stoic and have a powerful, unshakeable mental state, so trivial things like this have no impact on me.If this scene bothered you, it's possible you're an Indian masquerading as a white man on the internet.
>>222327123 I watched it today, and there were so many kids, like literally under 16s. Felt like a dinosaur in there. I'm 30+ In contrast to Endgame, the audiences were mostly >20 Spider-Man is really the only superhero kids can feel connected to nowadays. Batman, the 2nd most famous superhero, is nowhere near this popular.
>>222327614Yeah I really don't want to deal with kids for 3 hours while my kino is playing. I'm thinking early Sunday morning is my best shot for having a little space to enjoy the show
>>222316045isnt it the same floor girl from earlier in the film
>>222327614Plus, they cheered loudest during this particular scene with MJ. Like those teenage girls when they watch cheesy Korean drama. It was 2nd hand embarassing At that moment I knew Spidey wasn't for me anymore
>>222308688it would have been a nice touch if in the 3 spider-mans film after holland gets bodied by goblin bully maguire easily beats him. i mean even aside frm.being 2x his height and weight its a case of spider boy / man
>>222308584really didn't do anything with it so just lazy gay allegory.
>>222327807During the movie he clearly takes a lot of inspiration in Tobey's spiderman to keep going.
>>222305916 They just couldn't help themselves and took advantage of his twink femboy look. Holland is like a Zoomer Björn Johan Andrésen
>>222327614Kids are the main target audience for this movie. The exact same ones who watch picrel. Everything about this movie says it was made for toddlers. Holland himself directly confirmed this.
>>222315079google the director
Why did Spiderman swim in the pool with the crazy lady?
>we were robbed of 2010s-core corpo-indie music video director kino TASM3 in favor of>MCU Spidey 4 is the first good one Cursed timeline
>>222320272look up sissification, anon
>>222305871It was awful. Worst than ASM
>>222305871It was ok.I went and saw it alone, something I hadn't done before, and I consumed a bunch of alcohol before entering the theater so that I wouldn't feel so insecure about it. I didn't do it right so I spent the 2nd half of the movie feeling more and more dehydrated and not enjoying it very much
>>222305916>Normalfags like OP love this shit
>>222314646That’s not the point. At the start of the movie the girl hits on him (>>222307232), but he ignores her. Later in the movie, the same white blonde girl is bringing a hood nigga to her house and they catch Peter wearing her clothes. It doesn’t matter that he had a “good” reason to wear her clothes, that scene is clearly appealing to sissy and BNWO fantasies.
It was boring. Thunderbolts did a similar gimmick of going into people's brains to see depressing things like a year ago. Marvel ripping itself off
It narrowly beats The Amazing Spider-Man 2... and that's only if you're not counting all that multi supe shit like Civil War.
>>222305916What a faggot
>>222305916And just like that OP is proven a liar and a Shill.
>>222306085This is how normal people look at trannys. Based Marvel, mental illness fagshaming is back on the menu.
>>222328909>Actually you see this Woke Propaganda is actually based and Redpilled, guys! And here some the Cuck shills trying to defend their cuckshit.
Should I watch the Disney+slop Punisher series? Will it explain why Spiderman is so buddy buddy with a violent unhinged thug that shoots rockets down a busy street? Sure he's funny but it's like watching a movie where the Rhino is Spiderman's quipping sidekick and Spiderman doesn't give a shit about what the Rhino does in his free time
>>222328909Let me guess, you believe Superman was about Israel? And that Get Out was actually redpilled and pro-White? And James Cameron is actually a pro-White Christian?
>>222328997If you gay enough to pay to watch >>222305916 then just bite the bullet watch Disney’s Punisher, cocksucker.
So are MJ's and Ned's memories of Peter gone forever or did Peter doing the handshake with Ned unlock the memories? Could Peter ask Jean to bring their memories back?
>>222305871Top 2 with tobey spider man 2
>>222305916This is the most beloved movie of all time to Americans by the way.Really explains the American mindset.
>>222329035>ned knows spiderman attended or worked at his highschool in queens>ned knows spiderman made a concerned effort to save him and MJ on multiple occasions>ned knows spiderman's name is peter>peter introduces himself as peter the 2nd time and he completes the handshake from muscle memoryned makes the connection that this peter is spiderman and that they must have known each other in highschool because of the handshake. he doesn't unlock his memories
>Tom is shorter than Zendaya>Tom is also insecure and has a rule where they must pay each other 50k if the other kisses someone else during filmingHow long do you think it'll be before she divorces this insecure manlet? I bet she's waiting for a baby to be in the picture so she can get him paying child support
>>222328997Haven't watched season 2 so dunno if the Spiderman stuff happens there but season 1 was good. The Punisher in the movie is nothing like the one in the series desu
Can that mystery meat mutt Zendaya be written out of the MCU and can Jean be Peter's new GF?
>>222329469Peter Parker isn’t allowed to have red-headed White love-interests anymore.
So how come Jean couldn't control Peter at the beginning?
>>222324725Dafoe returning was good just to have an actual true blue villain who's just straight up evil. So sick of MCU's constant sympathetic anti-villains
>>222305871Why? How was it better than the last 3 holland movies?
>>222329723Spider sense . I ain't going to explain shit
>>222329783Mysterio was evil as fuck though
>>222329803At the very least the plot wasn't caused by Peter being a massive retard the whole movie like in the others
>>222329934then how come it didn't work when his senses were enhanced?
I still don't get why Doctor Strange didn't take 5 minutes to explain the rules of the spell and have Peter tell him who he wants to keep memories before doing the spell.
>>222305871Beats Raimi 3, the garfield movies and the prior holland films. Still has issues tho.
>>222323753>Also why do they keep making Jean an unstable femoid on the live action movies?Sounds like the most comic accurate MCU adaptation desu senpai
>>222329803Plot is retarded too, but being the not dumb Peter helps
>>222305871It's on par with Spider-Man 3SM3 is overhated
Why didn't she just mind control someone from Damage Control and use them to get to Metzger when he is alone, then get in his brain and find out about her sister instead of doing all these attacks on DODC facilities?
>>222331228she wanted to cause chaos
>>222330887Spider-man 3 was not that bad.
There were so many homosexual undertones in this film
