The king and his dragon editionPrevious >>222303301
BEHOLD ME NOW /got/hotd/dunk/ !
Boo!
Our final stand then, Ser Tyland…
TTD
Now, I do believe the writers are intentionally trying to make him sympathetic, but my fear is that next season they will rugpull the audience by making him do something comically evilIn this episode he left Larys and Tyland choose for themselves to stay or go, this is growth, this is an Aegon who has been humbled and treats his servants with respect, to undo that next season just to pull a "gotcha" on the audience would be a shame. Make him be "dreadful in vengeance" towards his enemies, but righteous towards the innocent.
>>222306705Your grace.
But what about the droid attack on the Stepstones?
>>222306765Gone, but not forgottenhttps://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM?t=67
>tfw the gods show no sign that they favor you but your shitty little brother miraculously gets his dragon backrhaesisters... fuck this
>”Ser Gregor, he wasn’t paying no mind to none of our fun, but now he looks, you know how he does, and he commands that the girl be brought before him. Now the old man has to drag her out of the kitchen, and no one to blame but hisself. Ser looks her over and says, ‘So this is the whore you’re so concerned for,’ and this besotted old fool says, ‘My Layna’s no whore, ser,’ right to Gregor’s face. Ser, he never blinks, just says, ‘She is now,’ tosses the old man another silver, rips the dress off the wench and takes her right there on the table in front of her da, her flopping and wiggling like a rabbit and making these noises. The look on the old man’s face, I laughed so hard ale was coming out me nose. Then this boy hears the noise, the son I figure, and comes rushing up from the cellar, so Raff has to stick a dirk in his belly. By then, Ser’s done, so he goes back to his drinking and we all have a turn. Tobbot, you know how he is, he flops her over and goes in the back way. The girl was done fighting by the time I had her, maybe she’d decided she liked it after all, though to tell the truth I wouldn’t have minded a little wiggling. And now here’s the best bit … when it’s all done, Ser tells the old man that he wants his change. The girl wasn’t worth a silver, he says … and damned if that old man didn’t fetch a fistful of coppers, beg m’lord’s pardon, and thank him for the custom!”
I'm confusedWhy is Alicent so bothered that Aemond is with Alys? Shouldn't she be happy that he finally has his own girlfriend and isn't trying to fuck her? His own mother?
>>222306818is that a man
>>222306839she definitely looks like a man
>>222306721hes got no cock so he cant rape anyone now. the writers really shot themselves in the foot
>>222306815He’s like the Chris Benoit of knights.
>>222306818she fears the negachin offspring
>>222306818Because, among other things, she's also a shitty mother in law who just wants to sabotage her son. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785886149918353.mp4
Aegon will return as the raped in Avengers Endgame
>>222306818she clearly just wants all of her sons to die horrible, painful deaths
>>222306870>mother in lawthis is the quality of poster in these threads
>>222306818Mommy...
What did they mean by this....
>>222306839>>222306843>t. argshit
>>222306721I'm convinced it was an accident they made him so much more compelling and likable than all the "heroes" they want us to root for on team black. Like they genuinely thought they were writing him in a way that would make everyone hate him more, or maybe they didn't write for him at all because they cared so little about him and allowed some unsupervised intern to write his story and dialogue for this season and the intern betrayed their trust by doing it well.And when they see the fan reception to him vs Rhaenyra, they'll overcompensate as hard as possible next season and have him raping puppies or something.
>>222306818Because if they have a kid that’s one more baby she has to murder.
>>222306897lol
>>222306721he is going to die next season
>>222306874They aren't "sons" they're a choice!80th trimester abortions are a mothers right!
>>222306887She would be Alys mother in law if Aemond married herWhat's confusing to you about this
>>222306945You can't walk this back retardbro, just say whoops instead of doubling down
god this Mysaria whore is such a slimy unctuous nigger character dude
>>222306897N-No... she wouldn't... right?
>>222306956?I'm genuinely confused
an army of hypermasculine riverlands women vs targ sissies without their dragonswho would win
alicent got raped and forced to have k*ds. she just wants to be free of the patriarchy, we cant blame her. its because of shitty men shes unhappy
>>222306818>Why is Alicent so bothered that Aemond is with Alys?She know what the Targaryen boys want...
You fucking Blackwoods will rue the day! We'll have our fucking revenge! Thou shalt pay for this!
>Love triangle So does this mean that Alicent is now in love with Aemond and wants to fuck him for real?
>>222307049No, shes just a terrible director who couldnt even pull of her own hairbrained head cannon
They are clearly making Aegon and Rhaenyra inverse so by the end the audience is sad and angry that Aegon gets poisoned. Especially since it will most likely be Allicent his own bitch mother.
>>222306897Nooooooooo
>>222307049she thought that berry was one of the libido enhancement ones she read about in the red keep
>>222306897Hot
>>222307049yes, she thought those berries were a sort of aphrodisiac, she just wanted to give him a love potion but she fucked up and accidentally poisoned him.
>>222307084Away to the BLACKED cells with you
>>222306997>you HAVE to write this>why?>dunno lmaoGeorge.....
THE TIDES
TAOOBA
>>222306897Guys it's literally just Phia and a co star she's not like that she wouldn't do that stop talkimng about this
>>222306897Why are English girls always like this? Britoids are truly the most susceptible people to propaganda ever.
>>222307114a cuck and a hightower baby making factory
>>222306997So basically, we cannot know what is canon beyond stuff like greenseer lyanna and thus nothing from the play can be taken seriously
>>222307137THE TIDES ARE A CHANGING
>>222307169nothing is canon
>>222307049Yes, she didn't actually poisoned him, the plant was a aphrodisiac that went array they fucked so hard that it almost exploded Aemonds heart and she panicked fearing Alys.It's all in the book you see.
The fact that people are still watching this crap convinces me that the world doesn’t even deserve Winds of Winter.George flat out said that HotD is fucked, and you still glaze it.I hope he never finishes his books now. It’s terrible how you all so shamelessly rip into the old man, and disrespect his work all the same. None of you are Worthy. (Unless you’re only hate-watching the show to criticize it)
>>222306818>>222307049I unironically expect Alicent to get desperate when Aemond catches her and she pulls of a Tony Montana sister moment and tells him to have her and fuck her
>>222307148Her children will be mixed race
>>222307185Hey retard. Show me one person here in the last two months who has glazed this show in anyway. Immediately stopped reading right there.
>>222307148I'm actually think Phia is a dike.
>>222306897He smiles like that guy who shot his sister in the face with a shotgun because she was mean to Clementine in the Walking Dead game.
>>222306997>>222307132That’s literally how he writes his books. He calls it “gardening”. He hates creating worlds in advance. He wants his works to be mysterious and left open, even to himself.It’s like throwing random seeds into the yard and seeing what grows.
>>222307196Would actually be hilariousPossibly the stupidest moment in HOTD but also hilarious
>>222306897bbc lost, cucks lost, bnwo is not happening, phia is a virgin, ashara is pure, bobby beat rhaegar. end of
>>222307185>and you still glaze it.WhereWhoDid you take this from reddit? Everyone here is making fun of the show outside of Aegon's character specifically
>>222307224Sir?
>>222307233Ok, phew!
> He calls it “gardening”. He hates creating worlds in advance. He wants his works to be mysterious and left open, even to himself.> It’s like throwing random seeds into the yard and seeing what grows.Wow so George literally gave away his masterpiece to retards who interpret it for the worse. Wow… Is that why he threw so many Lovecraft references into the world book? Because he’s all like “idk fish people lol”.
>>222306897>an ugly white actress posted a photo with her black co-star>its over
>>222307185George personally chose Condom. Why did George choose the guy who made Rampage for HOD?
>>222307185>>222307220>>222307247It’s worse than you think. The masses of Indians and low iq white women who watch the show ensure that it will remain aloft. People making shows only care about profit, not art. Definitely not the integrity of art.
>>222307229>doesn’t understand distance and measurements>doesn’t understand economics>doesn’t understand city planning>doesn’t understand how medieval societies functioning >doesn’t event understand that gardening isn’t just scattering seeds and waiting to see what growsGeorge truly is a fucking moron
>>222307185>and you still glaze itHuh?We shit on almost every aspect of the show here.
>>222307275She isn't ugly.
>team black >full of blacks
>>222307005Alicent didn’t get raped you fucking retard. Words have meaning even though you and your feminist faggot friends want to muddy it all until left means right and man means woman. How’s about I rape you and show you the true meaning of the word?
>>222307280He chose D&D because they bought him a steak dinner. I don’t think he’s doing a great amount of due diligence.
>>222307275Shut your fucking pothole
>>222307280Because Condal was supposedly grateful at first? George did other things for him aside. This is an enormous betrayal. He’s a true shitstain.Imagine having George fucking R R Martin on your contact list, and you stop responding to him, thinking you can do it better?It takes an extraordinary amount of pride and hubris to do that. If I was in his shoes I’d be asking George for wisdom all the fucking time. Is a scene too hard to pull off properly? Ask George for advice. HE DID NONE OF THAT. Fuck him.
>>222307005>k*ds>>222307322Fuck, I got baited hook line and sinker. I kneel.
>>222307233
>>222307333How did he convince George to oust the pollack?
>>222307275have sex incel
>>222307327>hmm my bitch wife never lets me eat steak, thanks boys! I think ill let you make my little show hehe
Is HBO gonna sideline ASOIAF after this show and just roll out Dunk mini seasons or do you think they will adapt something else like Aegons Conquest or that Jon spinoff? Personally I'm hoping to see them adapt Roberts rebellion sine the play seemed pretty cool but I'm thinking they might start backing away from the series since they have Harry Potter now.
Honestly the audacity of Viserys is hilarious, demand that everyone accept your sole child and daughter as your heir then immediately get another wife and repeatedly get her pregnant. Like, what was the plan here champ?
>>222307333I want to beat the shit out of Condal or at least kick him square in the crotch as hard as I can. Hess can be fixed with corrective rape.
>>222307322this is the toxic patriarchy alicent had to deal with
>>222307290Actually I enjoy how surreal the peoples of this world are. It makes it a more surreal experience.>Westerosi love rural living, hate cities>Essosi love city states, hate borders >Dothraki hate and rape everything >Yi-Tish hate rural living, love cities >Asshai’i hate children and animals >Brindled men eat everyone they meet>Summer islanders hate war, love sex I’m convinced aliens run this world. Their brains are too funky. Even the children of the forest haven’t progressed beyond sticks and stones and leaves.
>>222307364>or that Jon spinoff?Horror>Personally I'm hoping to see them adapt Roberts rebellion sine the play seemed pretty coolYou are beneath pond scum
>>222307364With the lack of tv and film slop OC material, there’s no question they’re going to keep pumping out ASOIAF shows.
>>222307196based based based
>>222307369Thats what I'm saying. Dude is way to respected when its all really his fault. Massive fuck up. The worst brother and worst king.
having sex with Alys would be the best she could be anyone you want her to be
>>222307369The Targaryen lineage shows that kings are just… flawed individuals like you or me… but worse… so much worse!
>>222307390Aegon's conquest would be a bore. The Harrenhall tourney would be kino you pleb. Especially if they got D&D back to adapt it.
>>222307385I can give you some toxic patriarchy right up the bum
>>222307369Its like the opposite of a ruler who is solid in the building all manner of foundations except having children
>>222307413>now turn into nuncle
>>222307424(You)'re shitposting, stop it
Asshai’i eat babies
>Daemon and Aemond both shown to struggle keeping it up or finishing unless they are fucking a family member>Aegon fucks literally anything that moves but only fucks his sister for the sole purpose of procreationMore proof he was too good for his freak incest family.
Do you think the wizards of old Valyria sold babies in markets?“That’s a very plump and happy baby. It will make for a good sacrifice to the gods. I’ll pay you 500 for it.”
>>222307475Well seeing as they were a slave empire then yes they obviously sold infants
>>222307475They still do that in Asshai today. Maybe Qohor too.
>>222307196At this rate, I wouldn't put it past them to have Aemond rape Alicent for the season finale
>>222307290Fantasy is supposed to be somewhat abstractworldbuilding autists literally don't get it, they're pigshit ignorant about what makes a story compelling and a world fascinating
>>222307445The play was kino. I would unironically like to see it as long as the races are book accurate and there's a lot of nudity from Ashara and Elia
Every single Valyrian sword has to be “tempered” in the blood of the living, plunging the nearly finished blade into the chest and beating heart of an innocent. Blood instead of water. A human life was required for every single Valyrian steel sword. Valyrian smiths always had a slave around to finish their product.
>>222307504>After regretting the Aegon business, Aemond fully comes around and returns to team green and proves his loyalty with a good rapeKINO
>>222307525That matches up with Nissa Nissa
>>222307525>Every single Valyrian sword has to be “tempered” in the blood of the living, plunging the nearly finished blade into the chest and beating heart of an innocent.Headcanon
>>222307473alicent is still fertile and should breed and make more targ babies. aemond did nothing wrong, hes just logical. hes got 5 dragon eggs so he needs 2 kids from alicent, 2 from alys and one from prostitute mommy gf
BUT WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO, ANON?
>>222307364we're getting a slowburn horror film set in Mossovy
>>222307554Nope. See Nissa Nissa.
Anyone else think season 3 was written by an LLM?
>>222307557Mary my Daughter boy. She is Peake beauty and would make a great queen.
>>222307525>POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
>>222307554It’s headcanon that magic requires blood sacrifice?
>>222307589An LLM would’ve done a better job methinks. They definitely used AI for some scenes, most noticeably in the Helaena dream sequence.
>>222307634I think a LLM doesn't have the level of hallucination required to conjure up the Alicent plotline of this season
>>222307578She's related to the AA myth, not to every Valyrian weapon.
>>222307610Yes.Blood sacrifices are A requirement of some magic but not all of it.
>>222307605Magic isn’t unlimited. The Valyrians had magic’s favour for so long, having thrived for thousands of years, but they still must have angered it (le Doom) or something, enough for it to nearly vanish in the west for centuries… The Valyrians shook magic to its core like no other. Magic is a fickle and capricious and cruel son of a bitch, but despite that they kept it going. How? I don’t know.
>>222307672Blood is both a prime ingredient in magic and a type of magic on its own. You are naive if you think that the magic in asoiaf is nice or friendly or forgiving. It is a beast. “Sorcery is a sword without a hilt.” To grip it you must bleed.
>>222306818>Alice>AlicentBRAVO GRRM
>>222307670That sword was called dragonsteel. The children of the forest knew how to make a magic sword using a sacrifice. Valyrians simply perfected the process and turned it into an industry.
>>222307683Insane that she thinks what was established was a "love triangle" and not "Alicent is an actual psychopath"
Spanish Baratheon: anti-Semite?
>>222307610Seeing as we have no idea how magic works yes it is just headcanon
>>222307681It’s my headcanon that the slaves they were sacrificing turned on them and caused the Doom
>>222307729No textual basis for most of that.
>>222307683but alicent is not into aemond so it doesnt work. they fucked up again
>>222307740George has actually said before that magic takes an emotional and bloody toll. Pain absolutely contributes to the power of magic. Not everyone can do it. It’s momentous.
>>222307765>George has actually said beforeUnless it's in a novel then it doesn't matter
My nigga Aegon was actually the King. Rhaenyra is a retarded pretender whore who will never be recognized in the annals of history lol.
>>222307709Ok retard but we constantly see magic performed without blood.Mellisandre didn't need blood to birth shadow babies, just semen and possibly part of Stannis's soul. She also doesn't need blood to be immune to poison, or not age, or see visions in fire. And neither she nor Thoros need it to bring people back from the dead. Wargs don't need blood every time they want to posses an animal, greenseers don't need blood to see through weirwoods.Faceless men don't need blood to transform their faces.
>hedge knight>landed knight>household knight>onion knight>shoebox knight>studio apartment knight>lazy boy knight
>>222307683How did George allow this childless 40-something wine aunt from tumblr to hijack his show and turn it into her own personal softcore pornographic fantasy fanfiction?
>>222307747The masses are usually responsible for the fall of great nations, once their peak has ended. No big surprise there. My headcanon is that the Faceless had bigger temples in Valyria, and were a lot more powerful, once. But I don’t for a second assume there was any singular culprit. It was likely a combination of familial rivalries, priestly organizations, and assassinations. Fire magic is also a hard counter to the Faceless men. It’s a bit silly to assume that the wizards and priests of Valyria wouldn’t see threats to their person. This is a basic tactic of red priests, who don’t even have access to glass candles (used to emulate the powers of the greenseers)
>>222307782She will be remembered in the anals of history if you catch my drift
I think he’d have preferred Aegon his face rather than fire
>>222307786>totally forgot about the leeches>literally had to sacrifice his daughter
DaemonFighter of the nightmon Champion of the son
>>222307856>>literally had to sacrifice his daughterWhere does that happen in the novels?
What's the point of Alicent? For starters she still being alive makes no sense but what's her endgame?
Whats is Aegon's master plan? To take the throne and have another war of succession since he has no sons and isnt able to breed?
>>222307856Are you dumb in the head or something, retard?
222307876Ok so you’re just being a retard contrarian, no more (You)s for you
I bet I could garden together a cohesive world bible out of George’s half hearted seeds better than he could
>>222307883>but what's her endgame?Killing this family, with no survivors
>>222307883She wants to please her one true love. rhae rhae, then eat her muff.
>>222307885To fuck on the haters
>>222307901But you didnt and you are poor and will never be remembered. George is a mega rich and will still be remembered 100 years from now.
>>222307709For the retard seething and reeing about blood magic, nowhere in this post did anon make the argument that blood is required for absolutely all magic so you can proceed to shut the fuck up now and if you can’t help it stuff a cock in your mouth.
>>222307786> Mellisandre didn't need blood to birth shadow babies, just semen and possibly part of Stannis's soul. That took a part of his lifeforce. He aged like ten years. Also he had KING’S blood. Which is why it worked. Its purpose was also to assassinate a blood brother, and Stannis is sort of regretful of it. That likely helped. > She also doesn't need blood to be immune to poison, or not age, or see visions in fire. And neither she nor Thoros need it to bring people back from the dead. Those are all very emotional and zealous acts. Melisandre is the most zealous person in the books, and her blood is black and smoking. George mentioned before that magic is tied to emotion, and blood, but also prior sacrifice, like the interactions of men mating with the children of the forest, or Valyrians splicing their bloodlines to control dragons. > Wargs don't need blood every time they want to posses an animal, greenseers don't need blood to see through weirwoods.Their bloodlines? You’re not thinking hard enough here. The greenseers drink a bloodline sap mixed with crushed weirwood berries to awaken their powers. It also requires them lead lives full of suck. The child of the forest, Leaf, says as much. The old gods are cruel, and Bran’s crippling was likely intended.> Faceless men don't need blood to transform their faces.Incorrect. The kindly man says to Arya that all magic takes years of sacrifice. When he first puts a mask on her face, he has to cut her cheeks with a nice first, so the blood can settle in.I’ve read the books btw.
>>222307883>but what's her endgame?Anon do you even have to ask at this point?Poison her sons, dropkick her sons down a flight of stair, incinerate her sons, crush her sons head on a wall, throw her sons off a balcony, make her sons explode with her mind, decapitate her sons, impale her sons, etc etc
>>222307885hes got an heir, princess jaehaera
>>222307929>and will still be remembered 100 years from now.This is in fact incredibly unlikely
>>222307885To save the realm from a fate far worse than the Others.A female ruler.
>>222307885>hats is Aegon's master plan?Feeding Alicent to Sunfyre.
>What's X's masterplan?It's to rape. It's always to rape.
>>222307885For starters, incinerating the bitch queen of bastardsThe rest can be handled later
>>222307940Don’t feed the retard baiter.
>he thinks lightbringer is a sword
it's hilarious to see alt shift x hem and haw in real time about all the fuckups hotd is doing just to keep his influencer status with hbo, all the while his live comments are full of people rightfully shitting on the showfeels good to see shills get btfo
>>222307951Illegal, against the laws of the realm. A woman can not be heir. They are all retarded.
>>222307940bloodlike* sap>>222307938Not all blood is IMMEDIATELY required, but to ignore the bloodline and sacrificial (not necessarily explicit blood sacrifice, but pain and suffering are usually linked and associated with blood and sacrifice) aspects of the magic is just silly.
>>222307982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ
>>222307952This is widely considered to be a top 5 fantasy series of all time. Tolkien, CS Lewis, GRRM, and Rowling will without a doubt be read for centuries to come.
>>222308007I understand this but that retard apparently doesn’t and will continue to double down.
>>222307986nobody cares about your e-celeb clique lil gipfuck up and die
>i wont ride dreamfyre because i just get the ickhate women
The reason why Craster could bargain with the Others is due to two things:1. He doesn’t give a fuck and is totally okay offering babies to the ‘cold gods’’. 2. He sacrificed his flesh to the cold; his loss of ears, fingers, etc.I guess calling them ‘cold gods’ might be a third reason… if we’re to assume that the Others enjoy being perceived as such…
>>222307940>if I just stretch the definition of "blood" to include the generalized concepts of lifeforce, emotion, sex, genetics, or just absolutely any form of unexplained sacrifice, then my headcanon is true!Gee anon I guess you've got me there. If we expand the definition of "blood" to mean "absolutely everything in the universe", then blood really IS required for every instance of magic ever depicted in the series.
>>222307979>>222308040Fair enough. My bad.
>>222307740I know how it works
>>222308073Retard. Blood has always been associated with pain, suffering and sacrifice. Blood is even associated with emotion. “He’s hot blooded”, “He’s cold blooded”, etc. My last post to you, btw. Bye-bye.
>>222308046>Dreams showed her what she has to do to save the dragon's>nah I'm good FUCKING BITCH
>>222306721He kills Baela and Rhaenyra, so yeah. They're going to turn him into S4s villain 100%.You'd have to fire Hess and the other moronic writers for him not to be reduced to a punching bag next season.
>>222308039Very presumptuous to state that for authors who are still alive, and doubly so for authors who haven't finished their main series. John Carter was a literary staple during an era of stronger monoculture and nobody remembers Edgar Rice Burroughs. It is very likely that Martin fades into relative obscurity over 100 years.
>>222308114>>222308046Helaena is a useless cunt and my greatest hope is that she kills herself in the finale
>>222308116>He kills Baela and RhaenyraThose are his enemies, who are also trying to hill himI mean, actually just killing some innocent peasant guy, or surrendering enemies, or shit like that
>>222308114Save the dragon's what?
>>222308114Bro cut her some slack she’s autistic af and traumatized. She’s not responsible for her family’s fuckups, the one woman in the show who is actually blameless.
>>222308053I think it’s cuz he’s a targ bastard and that’s importent for some reason due to kings blood nissa nissa azor ahai bloodline
>>222308116Is Baela dying?
Cute girls not fighting for the throne are allowed to be uselessHaelena should be raising a happy family at a farm not dealing with this BULLSHIT, dealing with this shit is not her duty nor responsability
>>222308145Didn’t you hear? Blood is irrelevant in magic according to one anon itt
>>222308140>the one woman in the show who is actually blameless.lol, she literally doesn't care that her kid was killed in front of her
>>222308145Also the others were made from azor ahai blood too, that dude that was sacrificed to the wierwood and became night king might have been Azor himself
>>222308179This is not canon, they botched B&C and she’s still shown to care for her children anyway.
>>222308101>>222308176>make big dramatic "I'm DONE with this argument I'm so obviously right it's not even worth my time any more!" but then proceed to keep seething anywaysDang bro if I'd known you needed attention this badly you could have just said so.
Be honestDid you basedface a bit at Aegon's final scene, after enduring the rest of the dogshit episode?
>>222308180So azors bloodline during life led to the fiery Valyrians His bloodline in death led to the icy others That’s why others have white hair and look like ice versions of Valyrians
>>222308219>This is not canonIs in the show, retard
>>222308231No, but I did the chudjak smirk.
>>222308135Her dreams revealed an alternative history of her stopping the storming of the dragonpit by camping with her dragon and toasting the dirty peasants.
>>222308172shes like those christcucks or progressives who hug and forgive their kid's murderers. ok, dont burn smallfolk, thats fine. but why wont she fight daemon? dreamfyre + vhagar vs caraxes is an easy low risk win and she could go back to being an autistic shut in neet after. thats all aemond asked her to do.
>>222308180Also the masks the faceless men use literally require the death/blood of the person who’s face it was. Look at him go though kek you love to see it.
>>222308231No. I had already my daily fill of goosebumps when Kevin Owens returned at Summerslam. This simply didn’t compare.
>>222308250Kek
>>222308241This show is yuri fanfic, not canon, RETARD. You probably think the play is canon too.
>>222308150I’ve seen no leaks to say she is. And Aegon doesn’t kill her in the book; he has her head on the block twice but Tyland keeps finding bullshit reasons to delay her execution.
>>222308291The play is canon to the play
The show may not canon to you but it will be canon to millions of people who you will now have to avoid when talking about this thing you like
>>222306997Most important event in the series backstory and fat boy still doesn't even know what happened after 30 years
>>222308333I already avoid them kek why do you think I post here but they still seem to find a way here….
>>222307388They feel more like typical fantasy race stereotypes when described like this, or one off star trek races
>>222306997L M F A O
>>222308240>>222308180>>222308145Headcanon with no textual basis from the book
>>222308350>why do you think I post hereumm, why do you? This is /tv/>>222308231i did it heckin ironically and no regerts
Halaena really is too stupid to live. She could have easily used "dreams" to influence Rhaenyra to her liking.
This is not the look of someone who would be better king than Rhaenyra.We criticize her because she wasn't cruel enough to burn the Hightower army and crying while killing Otto.It's funny that his fans think that this is him becoming a better man and king for the futureThis is just an evil genocidal psychopath
Why the puppies love THE REALMS DELIGHT and THE KINGMAKER but not THE DOWAGER QUEEN?It's not fair...
>You see, when Mellisandre drank the poisoned wine without being harmed, that was a blood sacrifice too!>Because wine is red, just like blood, and by drinking the wine (which is basically blood when you think about it since it's the same color) it was like she SACRIFICED it (because it was gone after she drank it) which is the price she paid to cast the spell the nullified the poison!>Also her hair is read so uhh, she's like blood or something, and she's sacrificing herself by umm, existing?>SO anyways I'm right and EVERY valyrian steel sword was tempered with a human sacrifice and this is NOT my theory it's 100% true and YOU'RE stupid if you don't agree!>Please subscribe to my theory channel I want at least 1 subscriber so badly!
>>222308392People have gone insane after 30 years and are just making up shit wholecloth
>>222308412Those pathetic simp shrimps deserved it for being big meanies, dont try and make us think otherwise.
>>222308412You're right. We need to do better, an LGBTQNBOPA++ woman is speaking- we should listen and learn.
>>222308443>tfw not drinking wine with Mellywhy even live
>THERE GOES MY KING>WATCH HIM AS HE GOES>THERE GOES MY KING>HE'S EXTRAORDINARY
https://xcancel.com/getFANDOM/status/1321566436603555840#m>'House of the Dragon' showrunner Ryan Condal originally pitched a different 'Game of Thrones' prequel — 'The Tales of Dunk and Egg'>HBO loved the idea, but GRRM wanted to finish the novellas before being involved in an adaptation>28 Oct 2020lmaoooooo (on both counts>Condal's Dunk 5 minutes into the first episode: "Keep raping, ser"
>>222308457Umm… it’s BIPOC+ nowKek at retardo up there still seething after being proven wrong multiple times. I’m throw (You) a bone.
>>222308412I know this is from xitter or something butThis is the return of his ego after complete ego deathThis is him being reborn when he thought he was done for, he made that speech thinking death was inevitable, and a fucking miracle came to rescue him, basically the mandate of heaven, I would be laughing maniacally too>him becoming a better manHe is, he let Tyland and Larys choose to follow him instead of ordering them. He was about to run away, he could have given Tyland to them, ratted him out an lived, but he chose an honorable death instead. The dragon coming back is a quasi divine reward for him finally finding his own dignity
>>222308488he just have like half his teeth missing or smth desu
>>222308449>>222308392Au contraire
HOTD Season 3 was a total disappointment and there is no way the last episode can make up for this waste of time. The only truly enjoyable thing about this season has been the shitposting meta. What's an actually good show or movie I can watch to scratch the fantasy/adventure/period/sci-fi itch? Or it can just be good and not any of those genres.
>>222308507should***im too tired for basic sentences, goodnight everyone except blacks of any description or allegiance
>>222308505You’re way too generous assuming that bait was in good faith.
>>222308412They were going to massacre him and Tyland. They were his explicit enemies and are traitors to the crown considering Rhaenyra is a pretender.By all rights, he was well within them to burn them to a crisp and enjoy it.
>>222308488Can't wait til this good boy eats queen they/them.
>>222308510Thank you for your service.
>>222308525Why the men of this show can't have a jaw this strong?
>>222308505Based kino arc appreciator>noooo hes not actually a heckin good person Thats not the point, he just knows now to not hold back when being a cunt now
>>222308554It's true, we all look like goblins
>>222308488So are Aegon and Tyland gonna fly to Casterly Rock together at this point? I assume Sunfyre won't mind the extra passenger.
>>222308554Fake Sansa has better tits than Tyene. There, I've said it.
>>222308554>that haircutlmao why did they do this to her. poor slagfu
>>222308577He’s going to Dragonstone.
>>222308554TheaterGODS
>>222308412>If you kill your enemies, they win
>>222308554the sansa actor would get it, if you catch my drift(wood)
>>222308579Tyene is prettier though
>>222308613She was really hot, more than the actual sansa
Which character does this shirt represent the most?
>>222308571>the photo he was looking at
>>222308634gayne & daeron
>>222308634Myseria
>>222308554I read the books. They were good and all that but the show was transcendent for the first five seasons, and then still entertaining enough after that. A good fantasy show is so rare that I value that a thousand times more than yet another fantasy book series.
>>222308648>obvious team black troonyra supporter>on the side of “decent human beings” and no judgmeny/bigotry>insults one of the most honorable characters in the show due to their sexual orientationYou can’t make this shit up, they always out themselves as hypocrites.
my queen
>>222306695Why must you perturbe me at this late hour, what could so impor- Oooooo...
>>222308696Do the sex scenes in this show even count as sex scenes. I’ve seen not one titty.
Gwayne and Daeron being whiny makes sense because Ormund instead of explaining he's flipping a dragon rider is just vagueposting at them leading them to believe he has just gone insane>We have the CLEAR advantage>How so>I cannot tell youI would be shitting my pants too
>>222308696If hess had her way it would be a 10 episode long porno flick
>>222308674Right there with you, I made it to ADWD pt 1 and stopped though because fatman will not finish it so why bother.
grrm is old and sad. now i feel bad for calling him lazy fat piece of shit.
>>222308696Earlier in the episode Rhaenyra was shaking Helaena like a magic eight ball to get answers.That having failed, she's moved on to consulting Mysaria's magic vag.
>>222308727Don't worry, I don't, so I'll do it for the both of us. F A T F U C K
>>222308696That sexual tension.What a shame we can't get both naked anymore, fuck this gay earth.
>>222308727I'll be sad when he's gone....
>>222308727someone should tell him hardwork and goal completion usually helps with depression
>>222308718tywin never explained any of his plans to anyone and his family members didnt doubt him or conspired against him. those crybabies should just trust the plan(tm)
George is depressed. All his friends are dying, both he and his wife have cancer and you're LAUGHING? You're SHITPOSTING?Get a fucking clue.
>>222308727I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t gallivanting around starting side projects and adaptations and anything for attention.>But I tell you this — if I don’t have THE WINDS OF WINTER in hand when I arrive in New Zealand for worldcon, you have here my formal written permission to imprison me in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid, until I’m done. Just so long as the acrid fumes do not screw up my old DOS word processor, I’ll be fine.After saying this, he lost all good faith I might have had towards him. Still appreciate the world and characters but he’s a fat lazy fuck.
Since Ulf is the new lord of Driftmark do you think he ethnically cleansing the place and that's why there are no black people in GoT?
>>222308786FUCKING BASED IF TRUE. I could see then going for it to make him look even worse too. One could only hope.
>>22230877077 years old is a good age to make it to
Apparently there>>222308660 are leaks
>>222308761Daeron is supposedly learning how to rule from him, he expects to be told what is going onAlso Tywin was never under siege in a small town with an entire army coming for him while 2 dragons guard, and if he was he would not say "we have the CLEAR advantage", that just sounds delusional
>>222308786>Ulf the White Pride
>>222308786He's not called "Ulf the White" for nothing.
>>222308770Yeah this is why you don't leave your homework for the last minute. Oh well, everyone is going to laugh and insult him.
>>222308805
>>222308829How can you NOT root for Team Green even when split into 3 separate factions?
>Hello? Yes, genocide all the wogs on Driftmark. Heil ale with the lads.
>>222308829>The Ormund-Ulf concentration camp programHoly fucking based
>>222308829I fucking hate this guy. They should have atleast vetted some of these ugly poor fucks before letting them have nukes.
>>222308786>ahh Ser Ulf>I must complement you on the driftmark guards performance these last few weeks>Did you know there's been a marked drop in thievery?
>>222308861>I rounded up all the known niggers
>>222308858>process has a 1 in infinity chance of working>desperate for dragonriders to outnumber the enemy>"yeah let's just vet them and then watch them die anyway"You didn't need to vet them, Ulf and Hugh are fundamentally decent people who have been treated like shit for no reason as a half hearted attempt to adapt the out of left field betrayal in the book
>Master of whispersName ONE whisper she has brought to the attention of the small councilAnd no, her pussy whispering to Rahenyra at the end of the episode does not count
>>222308758>>222308770He needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps. Back when I was a young lad in the 1950s that's what we did. Depressed? Give the old bootstraps a tug and just roll up your sleeves and give yourself a firm handshake. George is almost as old as I am. There are no excuses.
>>222308846>aemond, vhagar and alysvs>aegon, sunfyre, and tyland vs>ormund, daeron, gwayne, ulf, tessarion and silverwingvs>alicent, helaena and dreamfyrewhitch one is the strongest "green" faction?
>>222308884>its just the unknown ones we have to worry about now
give me your Alicents looking horrified, terrified, etc please
>>222308933She did whisper sweet nothings into Rainininya's ears as well
twitter told me the finale leaked
>>222308829Finally some ale with the lads
>>222308942I’d say the one with the 2 dragons but knowing what we know, the rightful king and his loyal knight will prevail. What’s even better is they were fully ready to die last ep so everything that happens from now on is just a bonus. Aemond has lost too much aura and Alicent and Helaena can not seriously be considered a faction.
>>222308727>>222308758>>222308770I'm going up to Santa Fe in a couple of weeksIf I see him I'm going to recommend he [re-]reads Tolkien's "Leaf by Niggle" because I felt like it was about him.If you don't know, Leaf by Niggle is about Tolkien wrestling with his inability to complete the Silmarillion in his life
>>222308948This general keeps me from an heroing. Thanks. That is all.
>>222308942Well Ormund is the strongest on paper but its also the one currently being attacked, while Aemond if the poison fails is relatively safe, same for Aegon
>>222308942>alicent>"green" faction
Finna tell my friend's little sister who's starting high school this week that I've been waiting for The Winds of Winter for longer than she's been alive
>>222308896>the out of left field betrayalIs it really that hard to imagine some poorfag nobodies could get hit by greed after suddenly getting handed the same power that made Targs into kings?
>>222309079What exactly is the implied reason they defect in the books? Haven’t read them yet.
>>222309096Just greed, they just said "lets switch sides" during tumbleton
>>222307185>hate-watchinglast time I watched something for my its quality was mid 2000s, anonmillenials cannot write
>>222309124Why switch sides from the winning sides to the losing side?
>>222309124GRRM was a genius
>>222309144Bad writing mostly but they knew daemon and aemond would fight and they could kill the winner and become kings but the book doesn't even mention something like that.
>>222309144That’s how much of a cunt Rhaenyra was kek.>>222309124Are the greens split in 3 like in the show?
>>222309144>>222309124Ya them cutting a deal with ormund is the most likely thing that happened, they wouldn’t take such a risk if they didn’t have certain reassurances
>>222308720That would be more entertaining to be fair
>>222309190In the book the hightower army was always on their own, aemond went full retard when daemon outsmarted him.>>222309199I doubt that was the case, they just joined after burning the blacks and took control of the army when they heard about the gods eye.
Fake Daeron is hot, i wanna fuck her.
>>222308896>Ulf and Hugh are fundamentally decent people who have been treated like shit Ulf is fundamentally a cunt who has been treated way better than he deserves. Hugh is the only decent one of the two and he doesn't seem particularly discontent other than the situation with his dumb jeeta wife. He seems to understand that you can't expect everything you want five minutes after you've entered service, especially when the situation is tenuous. Meanwhile, Ulf is an ungrateful whiny bitch who rightfully got his ass beat by Daemon, not necessarily for wanting to drink with the bros but for being an all around cunt.With Hugh the betrayal will be tied to his disgusting little wife. Like he will probably offer to get her out of Tumbleton and she'll reject it causing him to defect. I can even see the gay dyke feminazi showrunners killing off the wife so that Hugh is free to rape like in the books. Or perhaps she dumps him for being too mean during the battle and then he kills her in a fit of rage and starts raping. They would love nothing more than to have a seemingly good man turn into a rapist monster because all men.
>>222309272what happened to her? i hope she didnt get raped...
>>222309144Remind me but are the Greens losing as badly in the book at this point as they are in the show? It seems like this all happened much faster in the book so it was slightly less retarded but still just a bit stupid
>>222309272I hope she shows up for Moon of Three Kings next season jk I know that shit is getting cut
>>222309341Yeah, the greens never really won anything just honeyholt and the first tumbleton because of ulf and hugh
>>222309377Was Aemond still blowing up the Riverlands around that time right or was that already over and him dead by then
>>222309096As I said, greed. And Rhaenyra fucked up by not giving them anything good other than a simple knighthood and a small piece of land. Daeron at least agreed to make them lords, but by that point it wasn't enough for them. Ulf wanted Highgarden, Hammer wanted to become king. Green army got tired of their shit and killed them before they could turncloak again or go solo.
>>222309334Two possibilities:1) memory holed.2) her or her mother will kill Ormund.
>>222309447He was still fucking around when the first tumbleton happened and died shortly after and that's when hugh decided he was king and ulf claimed highgardenm
So where the fuck is the Stormlands army, like shouldn't the Greens have way more soldiers than the Blacks could even field?
>>222309546>So where the fuck is the Stormlands armyFighting D*rnish
>>222309546killing d*rnish "people" is more improtant than any war or conflict, i dont blame them
>>222309546Borros was afraid of dragons so he did nothing until most of the dragons died and the greens lost too much when the blacks destroyed the lannister army plus the hightower army suffered huge losses during the reach campaing.
>>222309546They are dicking around in Dorne, Boros is a big pussy and the war would be over too quickly if he fucking did anything. But then when he does try he gets killed immediately so he was right to hide the whole time
>>222309637His army betrayed him
>>222307525Untrue. The dude from Qohor didn't sacrifice anyone to rework Ice into two swords.
>>222309670Just the crownlanders he forced to fight
>>222309675He did make blood sacrifices though, we just don't know if it was human
what the FUCK would you have her do?
>>222309783eat the pussy
>he's not a 300 AC Osgreys believerEustace was an old horndog you just KNOW that he put at least a pair of twins in the lady of Dunk's dreams before promptly dying of super-dementia. (probably caused by Bloodraven to prevent him from dropping more truth nukes on the topic of Valyrian abdominal muscles)
>>222309783>what the FUCK would you have her do?
>>222309675>Jorah’s hot ex wife
Normies absolutely flocking to team green.
>>222309964Oh no now we have go become team black...
>>222310006We were always team black. Viserys has always been our main guy so we have supported his wishes on succession since day 1.
>>222310043True plus señor beesbury
>>222310043No
>>222310061>>222310061>>222310061NEW
>>222309878>little did Alicentchads know how good we had it
