Zoomers have no idea what this is.
many of the episodes are on the you tube.
>>222307809>new movie comes out for zoomers>it's just a tales from the crypt episode
>I am like getting the feeling of cuming in the mausoleum, I'm getting the feeling of cuming at the crypt, I'm getting the feeling of cuming in the mortuary.
>>222307809enlighten us then unc
>>222309504Obsession.
>>222309740imagine obsession, but as a weekly anthology series, but good
I rememeber how bad I wanted this on HBO max but now that they're all on Tubi, shit is Goosebumps tier bad
I would just punch that bitch in the face, scary my ass
>>222307809A zombie, dumbass. They've been popular ever since Walking Dead.
>>222309740Watch these:>The New Arrivalhttps://youtu.be/2Zr_SqBm-ZM>Television Terrorhttps://youtu.be/UXghcE2qj_0>Cutting Cardshttps://youtu.be/GZHMFP9okRw>Mournin' Messhttps://youtu.be/PL6hekNB2gAIf you like them you can check out other episodes or watch Demon Knight. Pic-related was supposed to be a Tales From the Crypt movie but they decided it could stand on its own without the IP.
>>222310699Is it really shit? I only remember the intro and nothing of the actual show
>>222310856>Is it really shit?No. It's dated but there are still several good episodes. If you like anthology shows like The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, Tales From the Darkside, or Monsters it's top tier. As with any of those it's hit and miss but at the time it was airing it was consistently hit and produced several episodes that are great by any standard.
it's a picture dumbass
>>222310699You are an uncultured swine, ever fleeing kino vibes!You are a hateful and despicable person, and I hate and despic you!
>>222309504LOLIt really is a sub shit tier rip off of a tales from the crypt ep. Look up "till death" on youtube.
>>222310699>I rememeber how bad I wanted this on HBO max but now that they're all on Tubi, shit is Goosebumps tier badIt's been on youtube for over a decade. The tapes and dvds are everywhere. The fuck are you talking about?
>>222311843There's only 3 or 4 good episodes out of the whole series, the rest is just meh
>>222307809I thought this dude was the same guy from Creepshow.
>>222309740>enlighten us then uncHow about I enFRIGHTEN you? Sit back and put your phone on focus mode as I spin a tale you'll just be DYING to like and share. That is if it doesn't have you zooming to your GRAVE first.HAAAAA HEHE HEHE HEHE HEHE HEHE!
>>222307809And let's keep it that way. They'd only call it 'boring' or if there was a black person in it, 'woke'. Zoomers are useless and should just stick to consuming 5 second vertical videos.
>>222314136Let's not forget that zoomers have an aneurysm if they see anything sexual and this show is full of tits and ass.
>oh cool a tftc thread>look inside>generationfaggotryIt's like an episode of Black Mirror.
>>222314136Yeah, the zoombies are the racists, they're totally not 40% faggy kikeslaves or anything.I've been alive too long. The world is changing. I can feel it in the water.
zoomers will never experience this
>>222307809And (You) don't know who this is faggot, despite him being quite popular at the time.I think Zoomers are as retarded as the next man, but I bet half you morons never even heard of Odysseus before some colossal faggot made some shitty movie about him with a tranny in it - regardless of your generation.Hell, half you tards probably think Twilight Zone was the first anthology TV series of its kind, Hal Jordan was the first Green Lantern. and Superman was the first tights-wearing superhero.Remember kiddies, there truly is nothing new under the sun.>The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.Is there anything of which one can say, 'Look! This is something new'? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time.Ecclesiastes 1:9–10, (itself dated to 3rd or 4th Century BC - and you can bet that wasn't even the first time anyone said it).More and better kino has been lies forgotten by (You) and your generation than you can possibly imagine. Ironically of all the forgotten kino shows and heroes, there's nothing that going to be forgotten as hard as some of the Woke slop they're making now.
it's crazy how many big name actors and character actors from the 80s are in this show. >>222310820>Judy, You're Not Yourself Lately is a great comedy episode. Also the POV episode of the guy getting autopsied.
>>222307809A shitty show based on crappy comics?
>>222309504>but some of these scenes are literally AI and look so fucking stupid only a retard would watch it
>>222310820Is youtube higher fidelity than tubi?>>222310699Your opinion and the way you expressed it both reveal your profound mental retardation.
>>222314094kek based
the tubi encodes are not gooddvd is better and doesn't get the cropping or the aspect ratio WRONG like the way tubi did
>>222312132https://youtu.be/BJcHU3fJCkE?t=144>mfw Aubrey Morris and not Freddie Jones - fuck that's weird.
>>222315372fucked up cropping and aspect ratio? ewwIs youtube fucked up too?Am I really gonna have to torrent this fuckin shit
>>222313887The "hosts" of Creepshow and TFTC both originated from EC Comics where they were joined by a Witch crone and one other. Always wished HBO had tapped the other three for new spinoffs. >>222310820>>222309740>>222310636It is notable that Curry Barker's Obsession followup Anything But Ghosts has the same premise as The Frighteners which he's definitely seen. He was smart not to center his next movie around foids and shipping and cast himself and his friend as the leads. >>222310856No, it holds up well similar to X-Files and a requisite for Halloweenathons. It was a very pricey show for its time and literally everyone contributed to it. You can find the Making of the TftC Intro on YT, great miniatures and craft. All gone.
>>222309636>>222307809Bloody Disgusting just posted an interview with John Kassir (the Cryptkeeper). Fyi anons he does enthusiastic Cameos az the Keeper for birthdays and bar mitzvahs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVKvPcozRw
>>222310699legit retard take
>>222316935legit & profound
Is it in any way based on goosebumps
>>222317721no nohell nowhat the fuck are you fucking talking about!?!?! FUCKING ZOOOMERSSSSSSS
