ITT: things you would bet money will never ever, EVER be mentioned in the MCU again.
>>222309898>MCU Give it a rest unc.That pile of shit called marvel is poopy poop doop.All they make is shit.
>>22230994He said while Spider-Man is making a gorillion dollars as speak and people are high on the X-MenONE HUNDRED YEARS, MORTY
>>222309898eternalsthe sword guy at the end of eternalsharry styles and the dwarf at the end of eternals
>>222309898This and hulks son definitely.>>22231084390% sure this too but I wouldn't be surprised if the Eternals get some kind of general mention in a blanket statement about the dead celestial.
>>222309898Terrence Howard. lol.
>>222310953Wasn't the celestial mentioned in brave new world?
>>222310972no one will ever know, because that would require someone, somewhere, to watch that movie.
>>222310972They might have been, I didn't really watch that movie just had it playing in the background. But it's clear in the new Spiderman that nobody knows what the Eternals actually did based on the Thanos question.
>>222310953>hulks sonBanner has a picture of him on his desk in Brand New Day.
>>222310972Technically it's the macguffin of the story because it's the MCU's source for Adamantium, which is even betterer than Vibranium. But it's barely in it at all. They talk about how it's basically an island with people living on it in mining colonies, like one giant offshore oil rig with military based and shit, but you never even see it.And then they just kinda forget about it because the real plot is, I shit you not, Tim Blake Nelson from The Incredible Hulk was switching Harrison Ford's heart medication for gamma pills and turns him into Red Hulk for five minutes and then they arrest Buster Scruggs and the movie ends with him, and I am not fucking lying, looking at the camera and telling the audience that he calculated the multiverse with his big brain. As if we aren't already aware of it.I don't even fucking know why it's called Brave New World. Nothing fucking happens in the movie. Oh yeah, remember Gus? How he was in the trailers and shit? He's just some random, elderly gunslinging mercenary equivalent to Andy Serkis in Black Panther, except he literally has one scene and then he gets captured or dies, I can't even remember.
>>222309898is this suppose to show her jack off arm?
>>222310953Yeah wasn't there a dead guy the size of half the planet or something lol?
>>222309898She-Hulk is never coming back.Even if recasted.
>>222311817That's a ridiculous character that is supposed to have the powers of every other MCU character or something. In that shot she's shapeshifting her arm into Drax's, I guess to show off that she has his powers. Never mind that she also has the powers of far more powerful beings such as Hulk, Thor and even Thanos. What even are Drax's powers, being slightly stronger than a human? Completely irrelevant in the context of this character, but I guess they figured they needed to show an arm that would be recognizable.
>>222311272>They talk about how it's basically an island with people living on it in mining colonies, like one giant offshore oil rig with military based and shitDo they not understand that a movie about mining an alien's corpse and the ramifications of what that means for everyone major power on Earth infinitely more interesting then Cap fights the president of america for five minutes.
>>222309898>>222311817>>222311991
>In a mid-credits scene, Wong introduces Shang-Chi and Katy to Bruce Banner and Carol Danvers and the group discusses the origins of the rings. They discover that the rings are acting as a beacon to something>>222310972>Wasn't the celestial mentionedHis name is Shang Chi
Harry Styles as Starfox and Jon Snow as The Black Knight
I wanted this…
>>222312157Can't let you do that, Starfox.
>>222309898>Khalessi in this show>Jon Snow and Robb Stark in Eternals>Arya in New MutantsWhat is up with Game of Thrones stars joining Marvel only to end up in flops?I guess the only somewhat successful one was Sansa as Jean Grey in those other X-Men movies.
>>222312524Everyone except Disney wanted this
