>first year at Hogwarts>witness that Daphne Greengrass being an ass towards my fellow Gryffindor house member Harry>assemble my friends and tell them my plan of revenge>somehourslater.scroll>we stretch our legs in pursuit of Greengrass>Hermione gets among her fellow house members outside>we're hiding in the distance behind some bushes so they can't see us>itstimetostrike.howler>drop out pants and with loud grunts we give birth to massive poops>we've been saving our poops for days>we complements eachother's poops before I aim my wand on mine>'TELEPORTUS'>we watch with glee as Greengrass's face changes>she drops her tights as fast as lightning and crouches>her friends doesn't bat an eye as it's still practiced to defecate & evaporate>she's certainly pushing hard to get it out>just as Greengrass lets it go we teleport in another poop>we hear Greengrass grunting loudly>her friends starts paying attention to her>she's clearly struggling as she's not used to passing poops of this magnitude and frequency>'TELEPORTUS!' >Greengrass drops on all fours with sweat forming on her forehead>we teleport the poops with such rapidness giving her no time to gather her thoughts>her friends' faces are mixed with confusion and disgust>we laugh as our revenge is done>Dumbledore catches us>ohshit.portrait>1/2
>>222309978>he looks over at Greengrass, her violated asshole next to a pile of excrement>he lifts his robes and shits calmly>it's easily twice as big as ours, both in girth and length>a quick glance and you could have mistaken it for a basilisk>he looks at us and tells us to watch this closely>he takes out his wand>'TELEPORTUS!'>Greengrass stiffens up>her stomach actually bulges to even manage to store this inhumane poop>actually felt sorry for her for a moment>we watch as Greengrass builds up strength to begin to pass this colossus>pretty much everyone has left her by this point>Greengrass's legs and arms are trembling beneath her>she's definitely having the struggle of a lifetime>with each loud groan we see the crap move out an inch>it doesn't even break off>'I should cut back on the fibre' Dumbledore says>several intense minutes later it appears as if it's levitating out of Greengrass's overtaxed anus>it's that solid>Greengrass is shaking immensely now>with a last push it falls to the ground>so does Greengrass out of exhaustion>'my job here is done' Dumbledore says before stretching his legs to his office>we can't help but stare at Greengrass's ravaged arse>moments later we hear Dumbledore shout '1 000 points from Slytherin' as he leaves, calmly>2/2
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this thread sucks
>>222310005>Redditors steal funny greentexts and post them for updoots>This means /tv/ must no longer produce funny greentextsKYS fag
I see that WB has deployed the paid advertisers in preparation for the HBO series
>>222310074thanks for noticing you know I'm having such a hard time explaining what I do even to my own supervisor sometimes
>>222310074>>222310302>Unironically thinking that any modern corpo would greenlight advertising their product with scat greentexts on 4chan
tldr
>>222309978>>222309990Is this supposed to be hot
>>222309978>Daphne GreengrassWhomst?>>222310570Probably not, but it still is
>>222310592>Whomst?Slytherin Ice-Queen
>>222309978>Greengrassshe's Jewish?is that why the boys are treating her that way?
>>222311264Isn't she meant to be a blonde upper class Aryan?
