Post the movie
Bladerunner 1982
LOTR trilogy
>>222310372Blade Runner*
>>222310509This. Everything they did with MCU Peter was good, even the idea of bringing other Spider-Men into the universe temporarily to teach the current Spider-Man things was solid (the comics notably got this right on their very first try) but the fact that they just couldn't hold off on forcing a million references ruined it, with so many inside jokes that totally threw off the pacing.Also, yeah yeah Dr. Strange was stupid but if he wasn't there would be no movie
>>222310337pretty much anything older than 1994
Great Gatsby.And the book sucks ass as well.Trash.
>>222310337
>>222310337End of Evangelion.
>>222310845i don’t understand how anyone can call any movie boring. it’s literally the best invention of the last 100 years. every movie is a miracle
kill bill 1kill bill 2 rules though
Pasolini’s Theorem
>>222310337Citizen Kane
Casablanca
>>222310337The Master
>>222311083Probably got trained by tik tok or have adhd.
>>222310337StalkerStalkerStalker
Godfather 2.Godfather 1,l is a great movie, no notes.. Godfather 3 has a lot of stupid scenes that didn't need to be in it but at least it's going somewhere. Godfather 2 just feels like filler. Very well directed and well acted filler. But filler nevertheless.
>>222310337Oppenheimer
>>222312868I'd rather watch GF2 12 times than GF3 one time
>>222310337the movie
>>222311966Retard
>>222310337The Odyssey
>>222310337Meet Joe Black
>>222311083dopamine addled brains.
>>222310337Fellowship of the Ring
>>222311083Good morning saar I promise toilet is better
>>222311083What a stupid comment
>>222311083I wouldn't call Warlock 3 a miracle.
>>222310372I was thinking in a funny reply but this really, I watched it after everyone said it was the best thing ever, and while I cannot say it was bad, it just wasn't entertaining, and I couldn't care less for what was going on in the movie.
>>222313549this whole thread is stupid. so my answer is SPACE CHIMPS
>>222310337Heat
Inception.It's derivative, ugly, poorly written and performed despite the stacked cast, and its visuals are dated and soulless.
>>222310845>>222310337do they really think their profile looks like this?
>>222313579all chimps are from space
The entire MCU
>>222313549>I am offended because I call things boring like an ADHD teen
>>22231033712 angry men to kill a mockingbirdmy cousin vinny court/lawyer shit sucks
>>222314162>my cousin vinnyCome on that's not remotely comparable to those two, if anything it's a parody of legal movies that's ironically much more legally accurate than the vast majority of them
>>222312868It insists upon itself
>>222314258court room movies bore me same thing with liar liardon’t put words in my mouth faggot
>>222310337Mulholland DriveDuneDunc
Every marvel movie after Avengers:The End of the Game.
>>222314287>court room movies bore me same thing with liar liarAre you Black and afraid of court rooms? These are all wildly different films in terms of tone and structure.
King's SpeechTinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Any WW2 movie
>>222310337Akira
>>222311083Counter point, most movies are garbage and I feel like I waste my time watching them
>>222310337What movie?
In Bruges
There will be bloodSo freaking boring...
>>2223103372001 Space Odyssey
>>222313568>>222310372Let me guess...you're brown?e
>>222312195Same
>>222313497Yep
>>222317739idiot
>>222314314wildly different flavors of the same shit>objection>sustained>gotcha witness moment>jury reactsI sleep
There Will Be Blood
>>222313579>On July 18, 60 bananas!What did they mean by this?
>>222318344This. Hugely overrated
>>222318401I take it it gets wanked off on this board because the protagonist is a nihilist, autistic asshole like the majority of the film's fans.
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Nolan_filmography
>>222310337I don't think there's a single film this applies to. A lot of boring films that are adored by pseuds are very obviously flawed in ways that can be expanded on without resorting to "it was boring".Burning is a great example. The writing was not 10/10. Burning the greenhouses as a metaphor for murdering people was not some super smart plot twist. The hint that it wasn't deep should have been when literal crayon-eaters were jerking off about how clever the film was.There was nothing compelling in that film. It was just 3 hours of shit (the ending was pretty good to be fair actually).Or you take something like Interstellar where every single line of dialogue is actually painful and the entire plot relies on you just not thinking about basic logic.
>>222313579This film is a fucking underrated masterpiece
Chinatown
>>222310372based. I tried so many times with so many different versions. It's so fucking boring
>>222310337No Country for Old Men
>>222311083You’re boring
>>222310337i've tried watching lawrence of arabia twice and both times it just kind of loses me in the middle and i completely zone out and stop watching it
>>222318401>>222318430TWBB just has good prose and good acting. It's extremely quotable/memeable and the 2 main characters feel real. The story isn't really that special, its appeal is mainly in Dano and DDL's performances.
>>222310372completely reasonable opinion. that film spends a lot of time up its own asshole
>>222310337Star wars 4,5,6LotR 1,2,3
It took me multiple attempts to get through Dune 1 and 2. I remember nothing of either movie besides surfing on a sand worm
>>222318344It’s just 3 hours of DDL overacting like always. Forgettable movie despite all the accolades
>>222310337Odyssey
>>222318912Lol good one anon
222318854(You) >>222318734Ending isn’t for everyone but that’s one of the best movies made in the last 50 years. Bardem is the best movie villain of all time
>>222318734How was the film boring? Are you blind and deaf?>>222318799>the 2 main characters feel real>nihilist, autistic asshole rich businessmanSo it IS because you can relate to him.>>222318908DDL 's acting is great, it's just a shitty movie and a shitty script.
>>222311083TRVTH NVKE
>>222318944>>222319044I was merely litmus testing y'all bros I might have commited sudoku if someone agreed with that take
>>222313534Calling everyone and everything indian makes the phrase lose meaning.
>>222318888They would benefit enormously from a fan-edit. Zendaya's scenes being cut to the bone for one would help
>>222311660This.I see the merits, it's still boring.
>>222310509But the plot, characters and visuals were shit, though.
>>222310337There will be blood
>>222310372I was gonna Bladerunner 2049 but at least first poster was on the same wavelength
>>222310337Apocalypse NowThe Godfather I&II (didn't watch III)
>>2223103372001 space odyssey
Odyssey (2026)
Obsession
>>222311083some are definitely boring and wastes of tiime but i get your pointthe invention of cinema has completely upheavaled culture and our perception of the worldit's almost as revolutionary as the invention of electricitybut the best invention of the last century is the world wide web
Nightcrawler
Any Wes Anderson movie
Interstellar
>>222310337There Will Be BloodBirdman
Dune 2
Inglourious Basterds
28 Years Later
>>222310337I know what movies won't end up here and it makes me super smug.Ps. I don't even like them but I know in my heart of hearts no anon will mention them despite being mainstream because the average anon doesn't have a broad enough media taste to account for them
>>2223103372001 A Space Odyssey Apocalypse NowPrimerScarfaceJoss Whedon's Firefly
>>222310337the turin horse
>>222310845based
>>222311660most overrated movie of all time. welles is a theater director and "chimes at midnight" is obviously his best film
>>222310372zoom zoom
The Odyssey The Shining OppenheimerGet OutArrival
>>222310845this desu
>>222313579this movie has major crack house energy
>>222318344/thread
itt: zoomers
>me smart you dumb me smart you dumb ME SMART YOU DUMB ME SMART YOU DUMB!!!
>>222310337StalkerThat overrated old Swedish movie where the guy plays chess with the devil.
>>222320194You have shit taste, but at least an interesting take. Why didn't you like them?
>>222310482LOTR is unwatchable/unreadable now. I understand that when it came out it was extremely creative and created it's own genre, but now that that genre is well known LOTR feels like a worse version of generic fantasy slop.I totally understand why zoomers don't like it. It must feel so bland to them.
>>222320763if anything it feels refreshing nowadays since everything in the genre has to either be ultra edgy and stupidly over the top or post-ironic and self-aware because making an earnest and straightforward fantasy story would be "cringe" or "just trying to emulate tolkien"
>>222310337Guardians of the Galaxy. I clearly remember that, at some point, probably around the time green bitch and robot bitch are bickering with each other over Daddy Thanos issues, I just completely lost all interest in this movie. And then I zoned out again and briefly came back when all these stupid Star Wars rip-off starfighters forming a picket fence around an enemy ship or something. Then I vaguely remember that Chris Pratt clown doing a stupid dance.If you found the MCU entertaining, you must have an IQ in the 80s. No wonder you're all so miserable and confused.
Batman
>>222310337All of them
>>222310337Blade Runner 2049
>>222320763Yeah man. Jiggly titties Game of Thrones was that good, man. Especially when the overrated fat hack couldn't finish his own epic.
>>222320763amateur hour in here
>>222320382Tragic isn't it, so many anons with fried attention spans. It sad to see.
>>222310337Once Upon a Time in America.The only thing that saves it is the ending, but that doesn't make the rest of it anything more than a fucking slog.
Paris, Texas
>>222317776Idiot
>>222310845Based SILLYchad.
>>222317825>brown?ehello rajesh
>>222310372Overall it was a hot mess, but the visuals and these scenes were kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5MDGMvrSJchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU
>>222318344Literally "I'm acting!: The movie". DDL is such overrated dogshit
>>222320763My man, stop using electronic media for a month or so - your brain is clearly fried >In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.>All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the Gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax: Shadowfax who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dínen.>"You cannot enter here," said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. "Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!">The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set. The red fires shone between it and the mantled shoulders vast and dark. From a mouth unseen there came a deadly laughter.>"Old fool!" he said. "Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.>Gandalf did not move. And in that very moment, away behind in some courtyard of the city, a cock crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed, recking nothing of war nor of wizardry, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of death was coming with the dawn.>And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns, in dark Mindolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the north wildly blowing. Rohan had come at last.If you read this and don't feel, I got bad news for you
