I have never been so fucking confused. Who was the black girl? Why did everyone forget? Why the ninjas? Hulk is a professor? Why did the ginger cunt could control minds?Don't fucking tell me I have to watch twenty years of marvel shit to know what the fuck is going on
>>222310622The police chief/commissioner? She was a police chief/commissioner.Everyone forgot because of the last Spiderman movie. At least wacth that, Jesus.They are ninjas.Bruce Banner is a professor, this should not be news. He has 7 PhDs.She is a mutant with superpowers.
>>222310921Wouldn't it take like 30 years to get 7 PhDs?
>>222310622>Who was the black girl?They literally made the mary jane character a nog named 'MJ'>Why did everyone forget>Previous movie, doctor strange made everyone forget spider-man's identity >Why the ninjasThey're from daredevil but yes completely useless and retarded to have them in this especially with no daredevil in sight>Hulk professor?He was always one/a doctor>ginger cunt control minds?She's an x-men telepath character like patrick stewart but poorly written
>>222310622>Goes to see the 4th movie in a series without seeing the previous 3 >Durrr what's going on? Also even if you didn't see the first 3 there is nothing in the movie that isn't spelt out for you
>>222310622>Who was the black girl? You are told this in the movie. >Why did everyone forget? You are told this in the movie. >Why the ninjas? You are told this in the movie.>Hulk is a professor? You are told this in the movie.>Why did the ginger cunt could control minds?You are told this in the movie.Its a movie for kids OP. Get off your phone and pay attention even a little.
>>222310622>Who was the black girlMary Jane>Why did everyone forgetSo the MCU wouldn't implode into a single universe slop with all the spiderlings in it>Why the ninjasThey are form the comics>Hulk is a professorYes, he's a scientist from the very first avengers movie (in le comics too). This is just his day job.>Why did the ginger cunt could control mindsJean Grey from X-men is a telepath.Anyways technically Peter Parker is a PDF in the movie because Jean Grey is like 16 ( She kissed peter via MJs possessed ebony body ) and Pietro Parkero is 22. Because of this, the movie is left-wing (pro-black MJ) and right-wing (trad age-gap relationship dynamic 16y/o smooching 22y/o) coded
It's amazing how /tv/ eats up any and all capeshit despite constantly complaining about it.
>>222310976Stop thinking too hard goyim, just consume your Marvelslop and stop asking questions
Come on. None of that was that confusing.Although I have no idea what the deal with the Russian girl who talks about potatoes was, aside from "It's funny because she's slavic and her catchphrase is related to potatoes".No clue where she's from or what her deal is.
>>222311428Tell that to Supergirl.
