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>>222311730>You see this neovagina? This neovagina costs more than your car.
>you see this watch?>yes.conversation over.
>you see these balls? these balls cost more than your coffee
>>222311730I proceed to maul Alec on the spot taking his watch to myself and possibly eating his flesh to show my natural superiority and exposing his fake fabricated environment.
Sales is the worst place to work if you aren't a total Type A gigaChad, it's actually hell on earth if you have any sort of social phobia
What's the point of an expensive watch when you can just stare at the sun and know what time it is?
>>222312044Always my thought. Camping with my normie friends. "What time is it?"Look up. Always on the right time.
*Mullen voice*>PUT . THE COFFEE . DOWN
>>222311730>A watch? What are you? Queer? gottem
>>2223119725th year working in wholesaleyou get used to it, you even develop the skillbut those with natural talent excel at it
>>222312044It's about status and wealth. Something you don't possess because you're a worthless sack of shit.
>>222312358>!g time in indiagm saar!!
>>222311730Is that the killer Alec "I hate guns" Baldwin?
>you see this watch?>what watch
>see this Denny's Grand Slam? You know what it cost you? Nothing.
That's a cute watch for a trophy wife who plays tennis
>you see this watch?>watch what?
>>222311730>you see this gun?>i'm going to shoot you with it.
>>222312044Italian man walking down the street. He has a massive watermelon under each arm. Somebody asks "what time is it?" and the italian man rolls his eyes, carefully sets down the first melon, carefull sets down the second, and says "I don't know"
>see this gun?>*blam*
I CAN GO OUT THERE TONIGHT WITH THE POSTS YOU GOT, AND TRIGGER 15,000 NORMALFAGS TONIGHT, IN TWO THREADSCAN YOU?
>>222312772the bump limit is 500
the sneeds are weak
>>222311730"Out here and don't even know what time it is." classic Ice-T.
why don't the jannies give us good leads?
>>222311956Alec uses the watch to reflect the light from the window into your eye temporarily blinding you before smashing it into your face causing you to choke on your blood
>>222311972This is stated in the film in various ways. What's cool about that lune of work is people used to go from having nothing to using their saviness to making millions (or 6 figures) just by being a good salesmen
>>222312314Made me Heh
The threads are weak
>>222311972>social phobiawell duh. it is a purely social job, you are dealing with people all the time, often total strangers.on the same note, being a miner with claustrophobia is hell under earth.
>>222311730That's the same watch that Trump, reagan and tony soprono wear>>222312044they've been male jewelry ever since Seiko put out the first quartz watch in the 70sit's like how hassleblads and leicas used to be good and then the nips put out cameras with silicon chips in them and shat all over both brands
>>222312825>>222312772that's only on /v/. it's 310 on most boards and 300 on /pol/ for same reason. /pol/ has a slightly shorter bump limit. you can also post in a thread after it hits the bump limit. Like /fa/, /tg/ and /vt/ regularly go over the bump limit. /k/ also "for some reason" doesn't have a limit to the number of active threads a single poster can create. on /v/ it's 3, on most boards it's 5 threads and on /k/ you can make as many as you want "for some reason"
>>222311972It's even worse if it's commission based work. Turned me into a hard drinking chainsmoker who would talk to himself unknowingly, before I quit.
>>222311838Unironically true, those who complain about that stuff are generally poor white trash
>the memes are weak
>>222315995>the fuckin' memes are weak?!>you're weak>i can go on the board TONIGHT>do some obsession/oddysey baitposting make myself 300 (You)'s and hit that bump limit>CAN YOU?
>>222311730Lol
