What epithet is the opposite of Box Office Poison? Box Office Gold?
Box office gemBox office angelBox office goddessBox office darling
Industry plant
>>222312033This has to be the biggest proof everything is fake and gay. I don't believe anything "box office", it doesn't mean shit. Nobody likes this average looking astroturfed actress.
>>222312033ask yourself this:would it have made the slightest difference to the box office returns of either of those movies if you swapped out zendeya for another actress?
>>222312033She just picks franchises to star in that are almost guaranteed to be successful. A nolan film, a spider movie and an adaptation of an iconic sci-fi series. She's not making these movies hits she's just along for the ride.
>>222312402If it would have been for a pretty one, yeah, profit would have been way higher
A list movie star
>>222312491Zoe Saldana again
>>222312491What about The Greatest Showman
>>222312402Yes because Hollywood is fake and they're shoving her down your throat.
>>222312033As long as it's a bit part in Spiderman or a bit part in a Nolan movie. Sure, pure gold.
>>222312549>What about The Greatest ShowmanVery successful
>>222312033She has a massive online following, mostly of brown women who self-insert as her. So it definitely helps to have her in a movie, because she fills out the diversity checkbox while bringing along the marketing potential of 177 million followers on IG (lol no one I follow follows her). Challengers wasn't a box office success though and that was her lone solo carry. She did have a success with Robert Pattinson in the Drama this year, but that's a twohander. She has one solo carry in preproduction, we'll see how that does.
>>222312402It would have been a lot less painful to watch and make a lot more sense in universe,same as if an actual beauty was cast as princess of the galaxy and not florence pig
>>222312402maybe. maybe not. depends on the skill of the actress I think. Although I do think that's the direction Hollywood wants to go. gambling on actor recognition is too risky. if they are all interchangable it cuts down on it. and I don't think the viewers mind. It will be called TOTAL ACTING
>>222312938>She has a massive online following, mostly of brown womenmost of her fans are white women who naturally find black women less threatening
>>222312081Yep. But people watch her films
>>222312491It was funny to hear BUTTler praising her acting in EUPHORIA during denis penis promo. Her movie roles are a wash.
>>222312033In her case? Box office passenger
>>222312946But piggers is one of the most fuckable people on the planet. If that isn't sexy then what is?
>>222313327>here's your intergalactic princess, bro
>>222312033Very punchable face. First time I've ever thought that for a girl.
>>222312033>What epithet is the opposite of Box Office Poison?I think I'd call it Box Office Ambrosia.
>>222312938Challengers made $100 million against a $50 million budget, I'd say it did well. And Pattinson doesn't have anywhere near the box office draw Zendaya does, I wouldn't call that one a 'twohander'.
>>222312033>>222313405i remembered Tarantino movies. back when latinx chicks were hot. his movies don't always sell though
>>222313149More they crowbar her into films people are going to watch.
>>222312377It can't be explained by anons who say the numbers are entirely insider laundering but clearly there is some sort of coordinated agreement and literal investment to 2026's box office "industry story of the decade" to aggressively fortify Hollywood slop's importance in and to the American goy hivemind. It's good that they opened the heavily monitored gates to allow Barker and Parsons celebrated entrance, they need new blood and those two in particular may have created a separate very profitable independent ecosystem had Hollywood not done so, but it still seems calculated in a deeper cultural strategy as zoomers deface the Israeli cause. I think the general antiwar messaging of Avatar never clicked with Zio Management because Cameron created it in his semi autonomous autist sandbox as Lucas did before him, they much prefer to parade Nolan's Global West Events, he's been given more keys and resources than James Bond, his script is written, and to a lesser extent they prefer Dune in this equation too and its "visionary auteur" because Dune at least cast a subconscious mystic Middle Eastern romance dark aesthetic to Israel's Zionist upheaval and schizophrenic "destiny." Zendaya was "chosen" in place of the Na'vi for mutt pinup because she has the face and brain of Folgers coffee grounds to keep zoomer pajama niggers woke up
>>222312033The new Zoe Saldana but even uglier
>>222312033Can someone edit this so shes holding mein kamf and a obvious wmbf smut book?
>>222317699>insider launderingIt's not laundering. It's the age old trick (started by the music industry) to buy up a bunch of tickets/albums on opening week to bump the numbers up and create a "buzz". This has been happening since at least the Beatles. Brian Epstein (Beatles manager) bought 10k copies of their first single, Love Me Do, which was enough to get in on the charts and the rest was history. It's not to say that ALL ticket sales are fake, but that they do fuckery to create an initial buzz.
>>222312549>>222312691I dare you to go ask 20 random people if they ever saw (or even heard of) The Greatest Showman. Allegedly it made over $500 million at the box office. This is why some of us just flat out don't believe the reported numbers.
>>222318422Do you live in a hole? That movie was fairly heavily promoted at the time. Pretty sure it made most of it's money outside of America too.
>>222312033A Lister
>>222312033Keep ruining western literature you ugly scowling mutt
No one went to see Odyssey becasue of Zendaya.
>>222318537She's sure sold to the public as one.
>>222312033She cute
>>222318422My nieces and nephews loved that movie and demanded to listen to the soundtrack on every car ride for a year
>>222318616Are your nieces hot? Are you open to an aranged marriage? I have big dowery sirs
>>222312033She was on screen in the odyssey for maybe 3 minutes and had less than 10 lines total
>>222313173Kek
>>222312033Zendaya never made any sense, particularly because she's just a terrible actress. It looks like when they were trying to shove Tessa Thompson down everyone's throat was just a dry run for Zendaya.
>>222312033Does she have a movie with Pedro Pascal. Lets just go full fucking awful. Throw Jared Leto in there too.
>>222318649That doesn't make the casting any better. In fact it does make it worse.
>>222314011This is bait, right?
>>222312402everyone knows the answer is no. and i love zendeya and want to make love to her and have her swollen with my child. it's the same thing w that chick from avatar and gaurdians of the galaxy. woah shes been in 5 1 billion dollar grossing movies! woah cool nobody its not because of her specifically
>>222312033Zendaya sucked all the right dicks at Disney and kept her public image clean
>>222318738Good point. I think they earnestly tried with Tessa but her "sass" proved too unlikeable in interviews and things. Zendaya is actually very mild. She never says anything outrageous, she's not harsh or mean or polarising. The main reason people don't like her is that nobody wants to see the same woman as the love interest in every film.
>>222312033She isn't getting cast for her acting ability, she's getting cast because she's "black" which helps the ESG score but with the right lighting and makeup can pass as a swarthy white so as not to alienate white audiences who actually pay to see movies.
>>222318808You're doing exactly what troons do with Hunter Shafted; Posting the same curated, $10k shoot session, picture.
>>222318738>Tessa Thompsonim so glad she vanished. was a rough couple years when she was being pushed
>>222318852>i hate zendeya so much! please show me more photos of her !ok buddy. heres a candid one. i still want to leave her swollen with child.
>>222312033Was the wrong MJ / Athena cast?
>>222318885tl;dr
>>222312402>would it have made the slightest difference to the box office returns of either of those movies if you swapped out zendeya for another actress?there's been exit surveys that spidermans audience is heavily zoomers (nearly 70%) and nearly a third put down zendaya as one of their reasons to see ityou are old and not her primary audience
>>222312491aka good career managementmany of /tv/ failed actresses waifus could learn a thing or two from her
>>222312033You think she still hangs out with some of the cast of her old Disney show?
>>222312402Probably, she's insanely popular with zoomers, she has like 1 billion Instagram followers
