Is Hellboy 2 capeshit?
It's alright.Yo, little Donnie aside.
>>222312158>Mike Mignola reported told del Toro [regarding the script and story idea] in a rather heated manner: "What the fuck does any of this albino elf shit have to do with my fucking comics? Its fucking Hellboy, not your personal platform to explore generic fantasy.">The two were later reconciled over the script after going out for authentic Mexican tacos.
>main character wants to fuck his sisterwow, he's just like me
>>222312158No it's a fantasy adventure movie
>>222312158I don't know, but I found this guy to be a genuinely sympathetic villain.
>>222312158I liked the nazi knife scientist in 1.
>>222312158>comic book film>hurr is dis capeshitYes you faggot. You liked watching capeshit. Don't beat yourself up about it
>>222312236tbf, not like the artwork in hb didn't suck major ass. GdT didn't have much to work with.
>>222312158Yes. Crooked Man isn't, tho.
>>222313336Crooked Man is barely even a movie
>>222313379It's grindhouse kino.
>>222313398It's a cheap youtube tier piece of shit they made to retain the right
>>222313456Nope. Directed by Brian Taylor and got a 20 million budget.
ITT: genuinely sympathetic bad guys
>>222312158This is genuinely a good villain. I don't think it's capeshit but I havn't watched a marvel movie since civil war so I might not be the best guy to judge.
What was up with him and his sister???
>>222313719Stuck in a shitty comedy flick.
>>222312158No, but it is a lame Hellboy adaptation and a shitty Elric ripoff. >>222312236Mignola worked on him and the character was later made into a spin off story for the comic, set outside the canon given the main story has a definitive ending and is over in the comics.
>>222315118Are the comics any good? Looking for something to read gang
>>222312158>mc challenged the antagonist by claiming that he's demonical royal>lostlollmao
>>222312158i spose. its a comic book, its a comic book movie. no cape stuff tho
>>222312158Yes. This is capeshit too
>>222313719He wanted to maintain the purity of the royal bloodline. This is pretty standard Monarchy stuff.
>>222312158kinda. visually no, but the plot was dumb as rocks.
>>222315891>Ugly lesbians in the comic just like IRL>Beautiful heterosexual women playing them in the adaptation.
>>222313719He wanted to put his stormbringer inside her.
>>222315781the main Hellboy comics are goodthe B.P.R.D. stuff start strong but after Arcudi left there is a noticeable dive in qualityit's still worth to read all the titles in publishing orderit pays off at the end
>>222312158>Is hellboy 2 based?yes
>>222312158We need and ELRIC movie
>>222312158The dark fantasy black market lives within me aesthetically. Whole movie has steeze.
>>222312158"capeshit" wasn't really a thing until 2012 when The Avengers came out and the MCU exploded in popularity. Before that, superhero movies were just regular movies, but then they evolved into what we today consider capeshit. 2012 was also the year the term was first used on this board.
>>222312158The thing that annoyed me is the way they left out Nuada's silver mechanical arm. They did get the part of the Tuatha De Danann getting driven to live underground right, though.
>>222316897>"capeshit" wasn't really a thing until 2012 when The Avengers came out and the MCU exploded in popularity. Before that, superhero movies were just regular moviesI don't think you understood how massively popular Batman 1989 and the early-00s Spider Man and X-Men movies were.
>>222315891Should I watch this?
>>222317290On a scale of 1-10 how much do you like lesbians
>>222317339It doesn't bother me that they're lesbians, and Lea Seydoux is hot.
>>222312158Would Nuada cum if Abe fucked his sister?
>>222317435>It doesn't bother me that they're lesbians, and Lea Seydoux is hot.
>>222312158cape kino
>>222312236>generic fantasywhat an uncultured retarded swine. They're the Tuatha de Dannan. I'm fucking Australian and I know that. Christtards are genuinely some of the dumbest fucks on the planet.
>>222312418if he fucks his sister does that mean he also fucks himself?
>>222312158kill knife-earsbehead knife-earsroundhouse kick a knife-ear into the concreteslam dunk a knife-ear baby into the trashcan
>>222312158>is a movie based on a comic book capeshityou tell me
>>222317912Based
>>222317992Okay, I'll tell you. This one isn't.
>>222315781Overall yes, but it's the kingdom hearts of comics, in the sense that to know the full story you have to read one million different spinoffs, a reading order list is absolutely mandatory. If you ask me, once you reach the point when the main story ends (you'll know when you get there) you can stop bothering with anything released afterwards. At least that's how I did it.
>>222317859>feel more pleasure so then she feels more pleasure so then he feels more pleasure so then she feels more pleasure...it would be like a nuclear meltdown of orgasmic pleasure
>>222312158no just tedious
>>222317912based crusader
>>222312158Yes, its absolutely jewish capeshit.You can tell because the "villian" is right about everything and he's stopped by the jewish demon (played by a jew) in a blatant power fantasy.
>>222312236Comic hellboy sucks
>>222312158yes and so is blade
>>222312236>authentic Mexican tacos.Taco bell?
>>222312515This. I also liked Blade, The Mask, Spawn, and Men in Black.
>>222320242>by the jewish demon (played by a jew)I don't see a problem here. As long as they aren't trying to larp like some kind of saints or Aryans, we're good.>>222312158It's a solid fantasy flick. Very well made from all the technical stands of point.
>>222312158yes but they still had villains that were somewhat based on actual villains in real life instead of some purely fantastical/biblical cringe
The movies don't capture the spirit of the comics at all, and are basically their own thing.
>>222312158Ron sucked complete ass, but the brunette is still pretty hot by the time they made this. I would have eaten the fish man.
Why did this movie feel like a letdown?
>>222312158no its capekinorama, a rare genre of films that exist.
>>222312158No, it predated capeshit in the modern sense though it had proto-elements of it, they hadn't metastasised into the hot garbage that would come later yet.These were good films and probably Perlman's best roles. The later Hellboy stuff without him was garbage.
>>222312236Based Mignola, this is how I always felt about Hellboy 2. Good movie, but way too much fairytale shit, it really just felt like Del Toro was hot off Pan's Labyrinth and wanted to put his own trademark on the IP. The occult X-files vibe of the first film was better.
