I think it's about time you apologized to Nolan/tv/.
she was hotter than charlize
When I saw this all I could think about was how silly he looked
THERE'S ONLY ONE BEER LEFT
>>222312168Still have 0 interest in this movie
>>222312168I wont, it was trash that makes Troy look kino.
>>222312168I'm sorry I still won't be watching it
>>222312191Calypso should always be a hot black lady. She should also be kind of young.
>>222312296Troy IS kino
Who is Nolan /tv/?
>>222312333a big guy?
>>222312325mostly yes, but it has its share of problemsPatroclus and Ajax are really terrible actors, and giving Ajax that stupid hammer was also a crappy decision because it just makes his fight scenes look worse than the othersalso everything after the body of Hector is returned to Priam is a desperate, gratuitous, dissatisfying dash to tie up loose ends (although the destruction of Troy itself looks great and the Odysseus voice-over at the end is also quite pleasing)
>>222312168Agamemnon is a brvtal height and frame pill
>>222312168seems forgotten already
>>222312817It’s just camera frame trickery. Benny Safdie isn’t that tall irl
>>222312973I never mentioned that jew
>>222312168is that greek batman?
>>222312168I am busy kid, not today.
>>222312168I watched it yesterday and I don't understand why the world celebrates it, it's melodramatic nonsensical loud hollywood slop, hot steaming shit with glitter on it. And people eat it up. And you just sit there and can't believe that you're the only sane person.
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>>222312817His frame when getting ganked by Helens sister is poopoo shit.
>>222313873I look like this and I say this
>>222313873The emperor wears no clothes.
>>222312168no Nolanoid
>>222312168No,the written story is still way better
