Would he even want anything in the Criterion closet?
How come his closet is so much bigger than the one the girls usually get?
>>222312701Is that JD Vance?
>>222312701He’d just grab any old obscure b movies or troma flicks
>>222313020Why would there be Troma movies in the Criterion closet?
>>222312701Yeah they're putting out John Waters movies in 4K.
>>222313320Several Troma movies are considered to have artistic integrity. Particularly Toxic Avenger. It's one of the token "see, I'm not a pretentious faggot!" movies. Not to mention, Criterion literally has Michael Bay's Armageddon.
>>222312701Gay sex movies
>>222312701there's tons of david lunch in there
>>222312701idk if there is a gay section in there
>>222312701Yes, he's a film buff>>222312937He's in the big boy room.
>>222313320You asking this says you don't know much about Criterion.
Why did the Internet turn on them?
>>222312701Criterion Collection means literally nothing anymore since they added Kpop Demon Hunters to it.
>>222312701Do they stock gay porn and low-brow nostalgiaslop from the 80's?
>>222313894They started glazing slop.>inb4 retards disagree with him on the prequels
Why did you take the time to make this?
>>222312701Lol bauman doesn't watch foreign films unless it's horror movies
There BETTER not be any films with violence against women there.
>>222313894People want to see other people shit on the things they don't like. No one is going online to hear a reasonable take
>>222312701>1. Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles - Chantal Akerman, 1975>2. Cтaлкep (Stalker) - Aндpeй Tapкoвcкий, 1979>3. Persona - Ingmar Bergman, 1966>4. Sans Soleil - Chris Marker, 1983>5. Зepкaлo (Zerkalo) - Aндpeй Tapкoвcкий, 1975>6. Meshes of the Afternoon - Maya Deren, 1943>7. La montaña sagrada - Alejandro Jodorowsky, 1973>8. Beau Travail - Claire Denis, 1999>9. 東京物語 (Tōkyō Monogatari) - 小津安二郎 (Yasujirō Ozu), 1953>10. El espíritu de la colmena - Víctor Erice, 1973
who the fuck is this guy lol why do you all know him on sight
