female director moment editionprev >>222310061
Does her pussy really smell that good?
>snuggle with your lesbian lover middle of the day in the throne room Is Vale woke? How they allow this?
>>222314532Who's going to tell her no? She's the highest ranking noble in the Vale.>>222314529Have to ask Rhaenyra 'SNIFFFFFFFF' Targaryen
>>222314549Somebody would throw her out
>>222314549Arnold wouldn't stand for this lesbianism..
>aegon is our true king i cheer for hi-really? i mean really? you support a rapist? this poor girl has trauma for life and you're cheering?
>>222314498is this AI? she looks non-human
>>222314532What do you mean? They're good friends? It's not like they could even do anything impure. What would they even do?
>>222314549Rhaenyra 'Just take a whiff' Targaryen
>>222314569>somebody would throw her outWho? She commands the largest army in the Vale, and the Vale is peaceful and practically untouched by the war. There's literally nothing to gain from trying to throw her out.
>>222314584They are LESBIANS
>>222314498How different would the show's narrative feel if every time Rhaenyra took a shit, we were shown it in explicit detail in a manner similar to her labor scenes?
>>222314633i would be team black then
>>222314578I didn't see any rape
>>222314595Proof?
reminder that this dude survived a duel with Barristan Selmy
>tfw the pussy smells fine af
>>222314679DAMN FOREIGNER, CORRUPTING THE QUEEN WITH HER EASTERN PHEROMONES!
>>222314679>it's a hessaria x rhaenyra scene>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc
>>222314532No harm in girls being a bit cheeky, eh?
>>222314679So is the irony of Mysaria bringing up that Daemon isn't trustworthy because he has a capacity to lie under the appropriate circumstances while being in a secret lesbian relationship with the queen and cucking said man without his knowledge meant to be noticed by the viewer, or are we supposed to seal clap because girls kissed?
Daeron is in armor in the last trailer. He'll live to continue doing nothing except regretting he never railed Faeron.
>>222314679
>*carries the season*thank you ormund-sama
How is Jun Snu supposed to choose his own path if everything he knows about himself is based on a lie?
>>222314532they are strict believers in the seven, they find it disgusting. men kissing men? holding hands on the street?... but that lesbian thing with jeyne arryn, thats not so bad
>>222314679did this happen in the books?
>>222314764How would Ormund react upon sniffing Mysaria's pussy?
>>222314797pussy sniffing? Probably
>>222314787>choose his own pathah dun wan etneva 'ave
>>222314803
>>222314797The books and the show have completely diverged, pretty much nothing you see on the show is what happened in the books
>>222314818I DUN WAN IT!NEVA HAV'*DING DING DING*AIIIEEEEEE YOU'RE BETRAYING ME! BURN THE CITY!
>>222314803itz only smellz
THE RATCATCHERS!
A STRONG toast to a dogshit adaptation of a dogshit fantasy series for a dogshit fanbase!
>girl you were 16-17 years older than and groomed ditches you>spend the rest of your life seething and trying to kill herSer Criston 'INCEL' Cole...
>>222314578It’s okay lad. I forgave him.
>>222314578Bitch deserved it for narcing on Mozart.
>>222314532Imagine beeing one of her guards. Just having to stand there in the throne room, facing the Lady Arryn and having to watch as she lezzes out.
>>222314836>*ding dong*>it's the hour of the wolf babe, time for your CBT session>yur mah kveen Daneh, ah dun wan eet
>>222314498>thought it was just a shitpost>turns out to be real
>>222314955Imagine the SMELL, imagine the moans as Lady Arryn makes her 'kittens' purr.
>YES, THESE ARE HIGHTOWER CRIMES!
He should've brought a crossbow and just shot Aemond immediately
>>222315018He was raped, Daeron?
>>222314955
BRING ME THE PUSSY
>>222315023Didn't Alicent leave KL with like four men in total? What happened to the other three? Did they kill each other in a fight over who gets to rape Alicent on the road? Did this guy win and fuck her every night for the two weeks it takes to travel from KL to Harrenhall?
He comes....
>>222314595Sex requires a penis to go into a vagina. "lesbians" don't have penises. "Lesbians" are women who have sex with other women. Women touching each other in naughty places can't count as sex because no penis is ever going into a vagina. Therefore lesbians don't even exist.
>>222315100look at this zesty twink
>>222315099KL isn't all that far from Harrenhal, but I'm betting it took longer than two weeks if they avoided road traffic along the way.
>>222315097>bring me the finest middle aged ratstafari lesbian from yi-ti or ya bag o' wire and ise gonna make ya burn in fire
>>222315099>What happened to the other threeThey were lunch for the journey.
I noticed this season in particular has no gay men.Is it because the women characters are getting desperate and ran out of servants?ibf Ormund, he is simply fruity as fuck, that's all.
>>222315023harrenhal plotline is complete bullshit man
>>222315128I still can't believe they condensed the Lads into Oscar "I'm not even next in line to the Riverlands and I fuck off to Essos after the war to be a merc" Tully.
>>222315182Gwayne is right there.
>>222315023>Chris Pontius finally gets a GOT role after years of tireless attempts>killed as a cuck in 30 secondswtf wildbros
>>222315182Gwayn was made gay all of a sudden.
>>222315192>I fuck off to EssosOH NONONONONONO-
>>222315211All the characters who were supposed to die in canon are going to meet each other and Saera at a gay pedophile bar in Lys in an epilogue.
>keep raping, ser
>Yes... sniff ze pussy, Your Grace... like zis
>>222315237>NO MORE RAPING FOR YOU!
>>222315237Ser Duncan as written by Condal and Hess
>>222315243>IMAGINE THE AROMA...>INHALE IT, THE PHEROMONES WILL DO ZE WORK>NOW LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND LET ME HELP YOU RELAX...
>>222315273Get it? It's a reminder that Dany likes a fingerbanging just as much as her ancestors do! Pottery!
>>222314529>i speak fo da peepul Literally when?
>Hah! By the Seven, Ned, have you ever smelled a cunt that sweet? That Lyseni whore Mysaria, gods, the scent of her! Like honey and spice and pure fucking sin. Makes a man want to bury his face in it for a week and never come up for air.
>>222314676Reminder that this dude will probably turn out to be a descendant of Bittersteel
>>222315243the actress was pregnant here. was d'arcy trying to eat her baby?
TICK TOCK BLACKIES
>>222315353Was he disowned for smiling too much?
>>222315359does pussy smell different when pregante?
which queen has the best ass?
>>222314529I may be half a primate but an attractive woman putting her lower tummy up to my face is like hypnotism. I can hear my DNA screaming all the way back to the lizard folk.
damn girl you blow your father with dat mouth?
why do they call it a love triangle when its only an angle?
>>222315380>hag vs teensNot even fair
How would Ser Vaemond 'THE BASTARD BASHING' Valeryon react to Daemon being a cuck and to Rhaenyra getting enchanted by eastern Pussy?
>>222315402ANONS, you aren't going to believe this shitI'm just now realizing why it's called a TRIangle
When BROTHEL QUEENS?
>>222315205Fucking Gwayne's teeny twink asshole!
>>222315380lmao milly got a negative ass
>>222315434asking the important questions
>If the king wishes to remain....then I shall remain with him
>>222314498As dumb as this quote is it doesn't bother me as much as the content of>Alicent goes to HH to kill her son>oh boohoo I killed my son T_T>he doesn't die on screen and gets immediate bondulance assistance so probably about 8 people on earth are under the impression that he really died
Bastids
>>222315477it's the definition of a useless plotThey really just be throwing shit at the wall with no concern for the actual story (the fucking war, you know)
>>222315495Aye'did
Jace dead next to Rhaenyra was the most unintentionally funny scene in the season
>>222315476>Larys: Yeah fuck that shit, I'm a crippleFuck kind of damage did he think Tyland was going to do when 100+ men dogpiled him at once? As ruthless as Aegon is I'm surprised he let that faggot shit slide.
Ormund trying to smell where the fucking plot has gone
>>222315539Larys was the reason they got as far as they did in the first placeWhats the point in adding one more body to the pile when he could instead go and spread the word of Aegons heroic final stand instead
>>222315541>Ormund trying to smell where the fucking daerussy has gonefixed
>>222315380Dunno, are you going to post pics of any?
>>222315541moar liek trying to smell the PLOP amirite lel
Ulf did nothing wrong.
>>222315586
>>222315586Fuck Ulf. Right up the shitter. The only reason so much Ulf glazing takes place in these threads is because he's at variance with Rhaenyra for stupid and petty reasons.
>>222315570>tfw trying to track down my Valyrioid ephebe but all I can catch scent of is the bad Lyseni posseh
>>222315586Ulf deserves a big castle, Rhaenyra needed him
>>222315606I support himGet a dragon --> Get a castle, simple as
>>222315586hes an imbecile and rhaenyra allowing him a dragon was beyond foolish
>>222315599. . .as Mr Bennett is an actor of some 20 years' experience we have to treat that look of idiocy as deliberate and accept that Ulf is borderline retarded
>>222315586>nooo he's not a deranged serial rapist with late stage alcoholism; that's highborn propyganda!>he's just a good boy who wanted a pint down at loculGay character.Gay show.
>>222315586>not ONE ale with the lads its enough to drive any man insane
>>222315606Why didn't Rhaenyra just give him a big castle instead of sequestering him in the keep and keeping him as a disposable tool? Ulf was treated like a piece of shit from the get-go
>>222315556My main point is that "I'm le cripple I should go" is fucking illogical. Tyland was staying on principle. Physical ability is irrelevant when your party is getting obliterated either way, and Tyland was staying in the face of the same certain slaughter. And Larys looked him dead in the face and said "yeah but I can't do much so Imma head out". I think it was a faggot move. Simple as. And I'm not as much of a bastard as Aegon is.
>>222315380Where’s Bug Queen’s ass?
>>222315621She didn't allow it, he was chosen by the dragon. Hundred died but only Ulf and Hugh were worthy for whatever reason. She was kinda fucked before them.
>>222315647In her position I'd also do what I could to keep him from operating such a powerful weapons system while bevvied out of his fucking box.
>>222315380Are there any pics of adult Rhaenrya ass
On the other hand Hugh did plenty of things wrong.
>>222315606I was team black. I have no tolerance for disallowing a lad his pint. End of discussion.
>>222315647Just invite his bum friends to drink in the Red Keep. Let him have Stokeworth or Rosby. Problem solved. It's not hard Rhaenyra is just shit.
>>222315678That's your prerogative, anon, but we all know what'll eventually come of Ulf's desperate thirst.
>>222315657>only Ulf and Hugh were worthywildly skeptical about that t b h. in additional to all their other faults I'll bet you dragons are as capricious af and their reasoning doesn't align with ours as humans
>>222315688The writing is just terrible, the whole things comes off like them repeatedly kicking a dog for no reason, and then they'll be shocked and angry when he swaps sides.
>>222315647she didn't even need to give him a *big* castle. They constantly show that he's ignorant about the affairs of lords and doesn't really understand anything about knighthood or nobility. She could have given him a fortified tower seized from a Green landed knight (or reverted to the crown after its holder died without issue) and he wouldn't have known the difference or caredif RhaeRhae had done LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL Ulf would have stayed loyal
>>222315719Whether it was luck or magic or just thinking they smelled good they got it man. Rhaenyra needed these niggas and she don't show much gratitude except to the black guy who she thinks is Jesus for some fucking reason
>>222315586Ulf's morality isn't really relevant. >give a dude a dragon after a life-or-death trial>treat him like shitUlf's betrayal is a mechanic of Rhaenyra's incompetence. Give a dude a nuclear weapon and the cat's out of the bag at that point, he has leverage whether you acknowledge it or not. Give him his fukin ale and appreciate your free ass-pulled dragonrider.
>>222315723>the whole things comes off like them repeatedly kicking a dog for no reasonIf he was stripped of his knighthood I'd agree but since all he's made to do is put up with some "hurty words" I can't.
When they run out of Dragons why don't they grab a bunch of good senpai and send them back to Valryia to recruit some more desu?
>>222315688Another anon suggested that Rhaenyra should have made Mysaria the handler for the peasant dragon riders. She's all about da peepul after all, and her job nominally requires her to deal with retard plebs all day anyway.
>>222315377Yes, even dogs know when a woman is pregnant
>>222315730let him sniff ze pussey
>>222315730>and he wouldn't have known the difference or caredtbf he probably would have figured it out in time but by then you would have likely won the war and could have murdered him if you so desired.
>>222315730>if RhaeRhae had done LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL Ulf would have stayed loyaldoubt it. he's like a cartoon fat man drifting along after the smell of a pie
>>222315753yes but our noses are weaker. I was hoping for an experienced aromatic vaginal connoisseur
>>222315763>>222315755
>>222315744>but since all he's made to do is put up with some "hurty words"Daemon literally beats the shit out of him publicly, and strikes him prior (although that was more desereved), and he's placed in solitary confinement under house arrest.
Why didn't Rhae send word to her vassals to levy ratcatchers from them? Surely other cities and castles must have them too.
>>222315669>provide him with incentives, like promise him a keep after the war is done since there will be an abundance of free keeps after the war>help out Ulf's friends by granting the requests he was going to make on their behalf to buy his goodwill>explain the situation regarding the war carefully to Ulf that now he has a massive target on his back by the usurper faction and have him train with sword, lance and riding on dragonback to keep him out of troubleThere, problem solved. But no, his concerns were brushed off as if they were nothing
The characters of Ulf and Hugh are honestly some of the most pointless, and I'm talking about the book too. Are they supposed to be anything more than comic relief? They become loyal to Raehnyra, then they decide to change sides, which is actually an interesting development, except it's meaningless because both are unceremoniously killed shortly after. Does the Rhaenyra side even get the news that they were traitors? What's the point then from a story perspective? These are some characters that actually could have been cut from the show
>>222315766Sorry, I’m just part of da peepul
>>222315380
>>222315766I've never even spoken to a woman.
How does Targaryen fire immunity work? Do they have to raise it and lower it like Star Trek shields? Like what i don't understand is how Rhaenys took multiple Vhagar breath weapon attacks no problem but Aegon got the Shit burnt out of him and his armor melted against him. Are they implying like how Viserys got burned that Aegon was no dragon? But he was a dragon rider!
>>222315625He was pushed to this, all they had to do was not treat him like shitIt's such a good face though
>>222315730True
Why is the CGI so abysmally shit? Is it done by poojeets or AI?
>>222315803Thematically I figure all the bastards are there to shit all over the false idea of Targaryen supremacy, plot wise they are basically gimmicks to make big swings in the war and even things out so one side doesn't win too easily, add cheap drama basically. If they hadn't betrayed then Rhaenyra would've won easily, but then if they hadn't existed Rhaenyra's side probably wouldn't have enough of a chance at winning to be a real challenge to Aegon and Aemond and Vagar. I imagine this is the same reason Helaena never does shit, gotta keep the odds vaguely even.
>>222315763So give him pie. He comes across as a pretty simple man. Why would a man like that risk a dragon, a fancy bed and enough ale for a lifetime for more? Drunks are pretty compliant unless you're standing between them and a drink.
>>222315834Targaryens are not fire proof. Dany surviving the fire was a one-off miracle. The fatman said so.They are maybe a bit more heat resistent in general, like how Dany takes boiling baths and can touch a dragon egg straight from the oven. But they are not fire resistant in general.What Targs are is immune to all illness. This means that all Targs who supposedly died to sickness were actually poisoned. Probably by the maesters.
I want explicit cunt munching
>>222315803I liked them. Two up jumped peasants that may or may not be Valyrians who completely derail a stupid dynastic struggle and start making their own demands with force behind them and relatively convincing arguments regarding their own kingship, all the while their motives are unclear in the fog of war. And then murdered by their supposed allies who all meet grisly fates.
>>222315735Pretty much I think the writers THINK the idea of him turning for petty reasons will make him look worse to the audience but it's really just exacerbating how shit daemon and rhaenyra are being about the istuation
>>222315890They've also misjudged what would be considered petty
Rhaenyra should have taken some kind of Bron-like mercenary (she seems to have them on hand for stuff like the fake Baratheons) and assigned him as a "bodyguard" to Ulf. But with the secret job to be his tard wrangler.
>>222315897>the Dragonkeepers but it's the Plebkeepers
>>222315850Helena's character is fine because of the tragic and emotional aspect it adds to the story. I just think Ulf and Hugh would have been more interesting storytelling-wise if they had survived (or at least one of them) after the Second battle of tumbleton and played some part in the later "moon of the three kings" shenanigans
>>222315802>his concerns were brushed off as if they were nothingBecause they are. And fuck his sponging "friends" too, I'm buggered if I understand how ready people are to overlook his being the endlessly exploitable idiot of that group.
>Alys>I'm sorry, I fucked up again...>I promise to really really have sex with you and your old vagina this time if you patch me up again>*faints*
>>222315865>Drunks are pretty compliant unless you're standing between them and a drink.Real ones, maybe. On that point I'm actually in step with the "bad writing" crowd on /tv/ because I don't believe the writers for House of the Dragon have any genuine idea what alcoholism's like.
Are all women basically bi? Like if a forceful women tells another woman to go down on her she will basically comply?
>>222315890I do agree, the unspoken part of my post is that this is a very low brow "conflict" and leaves little up for debate as to why it's happening. I can't in good conscience see a reason you would treat a dragonrider like a common conscripted soldier, unless you're a retard. Maybe they could have written it like he's such a bumbling oaf he couldn't hide it as well as others. Or that he's exceedingly unlucky. Or that he really did want more than a pint with the lads every now and then. But they just wrote it as the Targs are assholes and for little reason when they could have let the boys into the courtyard for a drink with their dragonrider friend once a week. Pennies for the asset they acquired.
>>222315922Not from his viewpoint. Rhaenyra also didn't have time to find quarters for Hugh and his wife, a massive thing for them but a small thing from Rhaenyra's perspective. It would have been so easy for her to buy some goodwill to keep them in line
>>222315867That doesn't explain Rhaenys taking point blank range Vhagar fire attacks...
>>222315501They have no clue what to do with Alicent because she's irrelevant in the book from the moment Rhaenyra takes King's Landing, but the writers really wanted her to be a main character for some reason. Aemond is useless because they need to keep him busy until the Battle over the God's Eye, but they'll leave that for the very end of the show because Matt Smith is the best actor in their cast and carries the show and they need him to stick around, which is why they gave him a Sons of the Harpy plot to deal with. Retarded decision making by the writers through and through.
it's just a flying saucer hugh we gotta go
>>222315922>Because they are.Doesn't really matter what the crown thinks of them, he has a dragon. And his wants cost nothing to provide. Cost/benefit says give him is bullshit and be happy you have a house-sized flamethrower for pennies on the dollar and that he's not asking for more.
>>222315949I'd say no, on average straight = straight, but there's probably more bi women than bi men
>tfw Mathis Rowan comes through with the friends in the Reach>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iElUIQ66GNE
>>222315949As a man you can't conceive of the hate and disgust a woman feels towards her best friend.
>>222314529>asiangarantueed it smells like salty basedsauce
>>222314676who is this edgelord anyway
>>222316116Gregor Glegane of his time
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222315959>>222315957Notto mention that having one of your dragon riders be popular with the plebs (and listening for rumors on tne ground) would help Rhae a lot with the Hightower saboteurs running around in her city. There's the risk that Ulf could get shanked by an assassin in some pub, but surely there has to be a way to set this up.
>>222315913It would have been interesting if one of them survived the whole war and now the dragonless Targs have to deal with a unaligned dragon force
>>222316116That's a Targaryen propaganda picture of the Smiling Knight, a courageous champion of the oppressed smallfolk known for his sunny disposition.
Lonely Light, home
>>222315023>Alicent is about to call her son over to meet you>don't prepare to shank the little psycho the moment he gets near, just stand there like a fucking moron
>>222316195Gylbert King! GYLBERT KING FUCKING SAY IT YGON OH YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ENJOY THE VOYAGE HOME M8
>>222315957They could have easily worked in ulf "snitching" to his friends about royal affairs and getting in trouble off that but oh well
>>222315949not always but it happens a loti think dykefests like HOTD can be actually temperate compared to real life
>>222315949yeah in incel fantasies, this is basically how ryan imagines it
*kills your king and sends you into spiral of civil warfare it never recovershumanbois could never
Why exactly did Gurm side with Condal over Miguel?
>caraxes is so strong because of his long neck!lol so stupid, i mean its very easy to bite down on his neck and kill him no? george embarrassed himself once again
>>222316266>In King's Landing, Cersei confesses to her brother Tyrion how she had made certain Robert's squire Lancel gave him strongwine while hunting the boar, leading to his death. She tells Tyrion that the boar was served at Robert's funeral feast with mushrooms and apples, and tasted like triumph.Boarbros…
>Northemost kingdom? I will just call it "The North">Kingdom with a lot of rivers? It will be "The Riverlands">Westernmost Kingdom? "Westerlands" will work>A Kingdom that is made of a giant Vale? Any official name outside "The Vale" would be preposterous>The longest kingdom that almost reach two oceans? Of course the native could only call it "The Reach">A stormy Kingdom? Oh come on, its "The Stormlands!">A Sandy kingdom in the remote South? No, "Sandlands" or "The South" would be absurdly boring generic names. For this one, i will make an abstract name. "Dorne" will sufficeWhy Martin is so inconsistent?
>>222316317Sometimes it be like that
>>222314578it didn't happen. if it did, she deserved it
>>222316231>FUCKING SAY IT YGONI'd just like to point out that Lord Farwynd's sons stood by him and were not found wanting, he was let down by the Sealskin Point branch's petty snobbery.
>>222316266>humanbois could neverThe boar is literally Bloodraven though
i would support rhaenyra if she had many sex partners, if she was canonically a cheater, idfc. the point of “team black” is supporting a woman’s right to RULE, her love life is irrelevant. 90% asoiaf men were cheaters, had more lovers than rhaenyra but y’all still glaze themyes, i absolutely hate the idea of rhaenyra cheating and i know they want ppl to switch sides bc ryan is greenie targ hating bitch. but again, her love life is irrelevant, her right to be queen is
>>222316385>the point of “team black” is supporting a woman’s right to RULEor the late king's stated will, which often seems to be lost sight of on /tv/
Bait or retardation Call it
>>222316385>>222316418>but her daddy said so!daddy was a rotting zombie and hes long gone
>>222315867>What Targs are is immune to all illness.then why did dany have the shits?
>>222316355>You know what this place really reminds me of? Southern Wales.
>>222316451Haven't you read enough Jaime chapters to understand that "muh oath" is considered a pretty huge deal in that universe
>>222316476It's because the first thing they saw was an abo shagging a kangaroo
>>222316496There's no record of abos participating in bestiality. White British colonists, on the other hand...
>>222316317Nobody cares about Dorniggers
>>222314498bear poppa ...
>>222316266that was bran warging into the boar
>>222316317>A straight fucking linedid he even try?
>>222316507>There's no record of abos participating in bestialityYou have to be human for fucking an animal to count as bestiality.
>>222316507>people that don't keep records don't have records of [x]wow
>>222316579Tbh senpai I often wonder if he ever really imagined it becoming such a big deal. The old sod can't possibly have anticipated the internet either.
>>222316585>>222316586Yes, very good. I award one (1) virtue point.
>>222316477"I made no such oath"
>>222316595Oh shit, can I really use "desu" again now?
>>222316475She's preggo.
>>222316620desu baka
>>222316620capital T, suiseiseki. also, desu
hello, retard here, i'm watching through HoTD for the first time and i'm a little confused as to why daemon's wife (the black one) killed herself via dragon? sure their kid didn't survive but they could just make another or was it because the childbirth was too painful for her to handle?
>>222316650Tbh Smh
>>222316655She was about to go anyways and the self-immolation was supposed to be a badass moment
>>222316661Interesting
>>222316670but i thought the maester said that she could survive at the cost of the baby surviving the birth, like what happened with aemma but daemon choosing his wife (black one) instead of their child, unlike viserys
>>222316655Just a show-only bullshit to give her a femminism power girl Moment, and a excuse to introduce more Vhagar to the viewers, as shes overall the most prominent dragon of the civil war
>>222316317>The western Saxon Kingdom? WestSaxons.>The southern Saxon Kingdom? SouthSaxons>The eastern Saxon Kingdom? EastSaxons>The Jute kingdom? Jute>The other Jute kingdom? also Jute>The eastern Anglian kingdom? EastAngles>The borderlands kingdom? Borderlands>The Kingdom North of the Humber river? NorthOfHumber
>>222314498>love trianglewhomst've?>Daemon>Rhaenyra>Mysaria>Alicent (literally attempted to kill her son for Rhaenyra and agreed to have the other killed)
>>222316655Some bullshit about how it's more "empowering" for her to choose to kill herself. Book iirc has her tragically die from the childbirth complications on her way to try to ride her dragon one last time since that's the thing she loved doing the most.
>>222316680Fascinating!
>>222316688Yeah it doesn’t make any sense. Laena was not going to survive but her child potentially could’ve. But instead of getting cut open she decides to have Vhagar torch her
>>222316700She is actually talking about Alys, Alicent and Aemond
>>222316698Our German friends are a blunt bunch.>>222316655I'd forgotten all about that, which as far as I'm concerned says more about it than it does me.
THE TIDES
>>222316725so there's no actual explanation she just does that (even though the targs and the velaryons are constantly going on about securing their dynasty and lineages at all costs) and kills herself and her child? even though atleast one of them could probably be saved by the maester?
>>222316698Dorne being in universe stand for Wales is so stupid and inconsistentYes Whales (people, not animals) are meant to be Dornish in ASOIAFWelsh Marches = Dornish Marches oh my god
>>222316728kekit corssed my mind but i dismissed because Alicent didn't kiss back and was only trying to manipulate him and literally kill him
>>222316752>corssed
Can you imagine the writers sitting around a table in the pre-production stage of this show, with the book on their hands and basically picking out all the morally decent characters saying "This one black, that one black...". It's fucking hilarious, every fucking negro is completely free of sin while all the murderers, rapists, incestuous, cheaters, traitors, are white.
>>222316602The Earliest Records: The first recorded charge of bestiality in New South Wales occurred as early as 1796, against a convict laborer named George Hyson (charged with assault with intent to commit buggery). Frequency in the Court Records: Historical legal research into early New South Wales (1788–1838) shows that while sodomy charges spiked sharply in the 1830s, charges for bestiality remained static year-to-year. However, relative to the small colonial population, the rate of trials was strikingly high. Norfolk Island & Secondary Settlements: In penal outposts like Norfolk Island and Moreton Bay—where conditions were at their most severe and men were isolated for years under extreme labor—allegations and trials for "unnatural crimes" were particularly frequent. Court records from Norfolk Island show several men brought to trial for bestiality, where convicts sometimes attempted to offer bizarre legal defenses (such as arguing the animal was female to claim mitigating circumstances).
Aegon 2 is the rightful king. He should be the king. Everyone else should not. That stupid cunt who complains yet has everything because woman hood should not be a ruler
>>222316747Doesn't it make you feel empowered?
>>222315100No, no, no!
>>222316767
>>222316783no
>>222316802Kys. Aegon 2 and Tyland until the end
>>222316783>Aegon 2 is the rightful king. He should be the king.and as all his partisans on /tv/ know he'll get there so what's the problem? oh that's right we love a good bitch session amirite "green bros"?fuck I feel dirty saying that
>>222316698Ethnic names for a kingdom is still less boring and hack-worthy than using only cardinal direction and geographic landmarks
>>222316792No. King Aegon has been deprived of his agency. HIS AGENCY, ANON, HIS AGENCY!
Daeron should be king actually.
aegon wonser criston wonotto won
>>222316824yes
>>222316751>Dorne being in universe stand for Wales is so stupid and inconsistent"Her name was Elia Martell, look you now! You raped her, no? You murdered her! You killed her children, there's dirty!"
Heir for a month.
May Aegon 2 kill everyone and end this shit show
>>222316824daeron "the pussy" targaryendaeron "i dun wan eet" targaryendaeron "no sire please don't shout at me again" targaryen
>>222316751It's not Wales it's Spain. The Dornish Marches are literally The Spanish Marches. Read a history book.
>>222316824But does he have *agency*, anon?
>>222316781This is what makes me most worried about Dunk S2. They casted the only black man in the entire show as Benis who is meant to be a very unpleasant asshole but there's no way the people in charge will allow that.
BUT I A WO->Sunfyre go burrrrr
>Rhaenyra's actress have a strange humiliation fetish and gradually pushed the writers to do more and more humiliation rituals as the season passes, like the begging to Mysaria for validationNow i understood why Monke Rhaenyra and adult Rhaenyra seems two entirely different characters. The two actresses had very opposite ideas about how Rhaenyra should act
>>222316824The best end to the Dance is King Daeron with Rhaena as consort
>>222316846no
>>222316846It's a Wales/Spain hybrid https://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/999
>>222316818Did you miss the Kingdom literally named "The Borderlands" and the one named "North of"?
>>222316853If you're capable of getting so upset over something so slight (which I don't believe you are, anon, you're just another sad twat trawling for virtue points) you deserve to be.
>>222316698>settlement in the center of the saxon kingdoms >called Middle Saxon
>>222316861king daeron with oscar tully as consort
>>222316877Fuck that Essex-looking shit.
The virgin >I SAW A WHITE DEER WHEN I WAS LIKE 7 ICE AND FIRE TELL ME I A WOMAN IN POWER TELL ME I AThe Absolute Gigachad>I am the rightful king and am willing to die for it even if im evil oh shit my dragon is alive?
>>222316782>assault with intent to commit buggeryMy king...
>>222316884do you suppose, anon, that they would also make adequate gay emperors of essos?
>>222316698>essex
>>222316826>ser criston won
>>222316905put a bald, bloated, florid-faced guy in the box and you'd have it right
>>222316884And then you wonder why people want to kill you faggots.
After all this I don’t blame the maesters for scrubbing this queen cunt from history.
>>222316909Not so much. I notice a lot of appreciation for Fabien Frankel though, which to my mind's as it should be.
>>222316916Boys be hot, don't be cruel
>>222316884i hope both of them die in the next episode lmao
>>222316916>peopleI'm sure they live in terror of you and your d/l partner, anon.
>>222316747the baby was breech same as Aemma's in the pilot so Laena's death was certain without modern medicine, but there was a chance to save the baby if they had that horrible medieval "c-section" Aemma did. The main point the writers wanted to make with that death was Daemon refused to torture his wife to death unlike Viserys.
>>222316931Unlikely. Young Tully has to hang about to show by his deference what a POWERFUL MORAL COMPASS that wanker Cregan Stark is.
>>222316926Kinda funny how book Rhaenyra was mainly fucked over by the greens draining the royal coffers and driven to paranoia by Daemon being a manwhore, her beloved sons dying one by one and the dragonseeds being traitors while in the feminist show trying to whitewash her image she is simply massively incompetent
>>222317000funnier that all these people who hate the show follow it just so they can complain tho
>>222317026If nobody complains how can you tell if a show is good or not? You can stick your toxic positivity up your ass you faggot cunt
>>222316781the velayrions are a gay cuckold house
>>222316946i suppose i can't argue with that
>>222317056oh right you're one of those ("not [x] you must be [y]!") types whose opinion can't possibly matter then
>>222317064Until the series ground around I had no idea they fixed a faggoty-ass name like "High Tide" on a castle. Fuck 'em.
>>222314498If Cersie commanded you to lick her butthole would you do it?
>>222317194Only in or straight out the bathtub
>>222314578>Literally at least one rape or attempted rape every episode shown>Doesn't show the one alleged rape that's supposedly meant to prove how irredeemably evil Aegon is.curious
>>222317194yes. you just know that its pink and perfect looking and appears hairless even without shaving
>>222317217Are you implying that the Queens butthole is filthy?She is your queen and you will do as she commands!
>>222314578she's cute...would marry her for king aegon and raise his son
I'm not sure I appreciate every attempt at humanizing or redeeming characters.I bought the hound turning into a good guy cause it felt organic, but Jamie's character was introduced by pushing a child out a window. Breanne of Tarth reminding him of his chivalry just felt bit unearned, desu. Its like I see him and I just think, "This dude pushed a kid out a window"
>>222317287>pushed bran out of a windowhe did that for the nookie
>>222317287George originally intended to have Jaime kill his kids and become king while Cersei was supposed to be the redeemable one.
>>222317287He gave him a fighting chance.He could have pulled him inside, and strangled him to death and buried him never to be seen again! he's a swell guy
>>222317287I wonder how bad cersie really is, when you think about it. I wonder if she has the same problem she has in breaking bad where she is unlikable so people kind of blame her for everything.You know who I think gets kind of a pass for being a bonehead? Catherine Stark. If she never kidnapped Tyrian the whole thing might have been still been avoided.
>>222317287Did it help seeing his arc eventually lead to nothing
>>222316884Daeron and Oscar, gay emperors of Essos.
>>222317315Cat kidnapping the king's brother in law was really the inciting event, yeahShe fucked up bad
>>222317287bran was an annoying faggot though to be fair
I'm on season 8 of the original series.Kind of hoping Brianne and that Wildling guy hook up, but knowing George everybody probably dies.
>>222314498These writers always look exactly how you imagine they'll look.
>the pedos are already coming out and the shit show is still airingAt least have the decency to wait until the end
Cersie is kind of tragic, she doesn't see how her own pride is what led to her families downfall. She is basically fighting for survival the minute the rebellion starts. Even Joeffry, who is kind of frightened and paranoid, everyone is trying to kill him and manipulate him, but still, like.. there is a line, you know?
>>222317370oh racism bot, your so racist!hahahahaha
>>222317407>Cersie>Joeffry
>>222317287Pushing Bran out the window was a tough call but justified. It was either that or let him go and tattle and cause a big war.
>>222317407cersei did nothing wrong, its just everyone around her is weak or a traitor
>>222316698>realm on the border with Wales?>fuck it, we ball, this shit is called border people
>>222317464Especially the seamstresses shrinking her clothes under the instructions of the dwarf hiding in the walls
>>222317194there isn't a single woman on got or hotd whose butthole i wouldn't lick cleani know exactly what you're going to reply so: yes, even her.
>>222317449oh please, thats not why he did it and its not a good reason if he did.Having an affair with his sister isn't the same as knowing all her children are the product of incest.
>>222317507The Red Witch without her amulate?
>>222317507>i know exactly what you're going to reply so: yes, even her.sabitha frey? you dirty sod!
>Aegons redemption arc will conclude with him teaming up with Rhaenyra to enact the Zero Requiem, faking her death so she can run off on an eternal lesbian vacation while he enacts his own assassination to put their mutual kids on the throne and end the succession dispute.
So the first battle of Tumbleton, the greens actually win?But the blacks are supposed to hold Tumbleton at that point, so how is that gonna play out?
>>222317507>i know exactly what you're going to reply so: yes, even her.The Tyroshi tranny? That's very respectful of you
>>222316909kek
>>222316884>brown armorso fucking gay
>>222317622not like those tassels at all phew!
>>222317515Jaime getting caught fucking his sister (the queen) is enough for a war to get started over it.
>>222317688No it isn't.It'd just be a scandal.
>>222317688and again, not why he did it.His redemption was OK, i just think he should have had to work a little harder for it, at least address what he did to bran.
>omg the long night in helaena's dream!!who the fuck cares, it lasted for like two days and then arya killed the night king and most of the casualties were dothraki niggers and unsullied. an ironborn raiding party is a bigger threat to people than the others. i do not wish to hear of the fucking white walkers
>>222317732and that's assuming you even believe the word of a little boy.
>>222317762>trains to be a faceless bitch>doesn't pretend to be a frozen zombie to get close to night kingabsurd
based Ulf making the blacks mad as hell
>>222317762BUT THE PROPHECY?????THE GODS THEMSELVES WILLED IT
>>222316884King Daeron with Faeron as consort and Oscar Tully as shit shoveler in Rook's Rest.
are normies really all flipping green now?
>>222317948yeah, rhaenyra failed to be a boss babe and her fans like daemon more and think she betrayed him
>>222316836lmfaaao
>>222317998surprisingly based take from the normgroids
>>222317948you know why normies always find themselves on the "good side of history"? because they always side with the winner
>>222317948Not surprising when when the Bitch Queen of Bastards™ does nothing but cry or whine and blame everyone else for her own incompetence, meanwhile Aegon is mogging all the other poorly written characters with his arc.No idea what the fuck the writers are thinking.
>>222318071The writing hasn't been subtleit's easy to overlook if you hated Rhaenyra since the start of the season and could see how incompetently she was written, but she only "became bad" in the normie's eyes since she took the throne
NEW THREAD >>222318032
>>222317948How could you not?https://streamable.com/05qkal
>>222316846Well that explains why the Dornish are all brown.
>>222316853"Casted" is not a word retard.
