I would never have thought 10 years ago that Jon Bernthal and Jonah Hill would be the two hardest men in Hollywood.
Ya'll already no
>>222316548>Super Goyim Destruction Bros. Part 2
Big B because he didnt change his name so he had that confidence
Jonah would snap Bernthals legs without breaking a sweat
>>222316548my jew is tougher than your jew
>>222319324Hill and Bernthellini are Jewish names?
>>222316548Christ man I think it's more like, "would ANYONE survive?" We're talking Goku and Vegeta levels of destruction here. It would be far too dangerous to allow this kind of testosterone fueled kaiju fight anywhere on Earth. I just pray these two forces of nature never have decide to spar, for the sake of mankind.
everyone you know will be relieved when you kill yourself
>>222319337No. They're both catholics. Italian and Lithuanian respectively.
Jonah Hill will have the advantage over Big B woth the jitz skills but Jon is almost 6 ft 5 and boxed a lot in his time. I think it would be a close fight but I would pay to watch fo sho
>>222319408Are you the baskins scam accuser?
>>222319408You don't know that for certain.
>>222316548Real & Realer
I fucked guys like them in prison.
>>222320550You bounced on Sicillian salami is what you mean
>>222316548it's public knowledge that marty had john actually slap jonah for a scene in wolf of wall street and it's public knowledge that open hand slap nearly knocked jonah out. once a physical victim, always a physical victim. jonah will have to strap up and make some poor life choices if he truly wants the whispers of doubt and mockery to stop.
>>222319381>Christ man I think it's more like, "would ANYONE survive?"That is exactly what I was thinking!!!!!!!- 1991/1993 1 tour early discharge USMC kitchen"Get it right or get gone" Drill Sgt. Pachowski
Jonah could (now) survive a street fight, but Bernthal could never survive pic related.
>>222316548>>222316567>>222317845>>222319418How do I grow a beard like Jon Bernthal? My shit is all patchy and everything doesn't connect. Any tips?
>>222316548Jonah can only win if he gets fat again
>>222321292stop shaving for 3 months and accept the ugly hobo phase. if it's still patchy after that you're cursed genetically and your only options are minoxidil, getting older, or becoming a goatee guy like every divorced cop.
>>222316548Bernie would sick is pitbull on Jonah and sucker punch him the second Jonah fought back against the dog. Bernthal has experience in doing this.
>>222321292>doesn't know about genesYou can cope or you can cope. It's up to you.
