Cast him.
>>222318937Leslie Jones.
Idris Elba
>>222318937Me
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
Glen Powell on two years of tren, HGH, and TRT
>>222318937Henry Cavill
either Dolph Lundgren or that dude from Avatar.
Ryan Gosling
Clancy Brown, circa 25 years ago.
Bruce Willis could have totally pulled it off back in the day
they got it right the first time.
I'll say it, they couldn't make this today as a game or a movie because it would just spend 9/10 of the time apologizing for being problematic.
>takes forever to come out>at which point everyone is too angry to carewhy, Kevin Spacey, of course.
>>222318937we lost the technology to make blonde white chuds like this, theyre all 80 pounds aryan twinks selling thigh pics on twitter now
>>222319101it should be directly anti woke>>222319107we have the technology https://youtu.be/raa-P8p6t44?is=82txMBbiMpYBOVLx
Look at his face. That phenotype doesn't really exist anymore. Everyone is pudgy and low test.
>>222319101it's already silly and over-the-top, they were never 'playing it straight'. that should be enough.i agree with you anon, it's just like everyone now has autism or something. actual children understand something is fictional. nobody needs to be told>THIS THING IS NOT REAL AND IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD BE BAD.it's already 'problematic' when it's aliens or fantasy races. Nazis will be next. why didn't Indiana Jones just talk to the Nazis about their trauma?!
>>222319140that's another bizarre problem, people misunderstanding that representing something doesn't mean sanctioning it. Yeah he is Arnold/Stallone and various action movie stars, but I don't think he would be allowed his machismo......dunno gotta see how is the new Bonds game, I havent played that or watched any review, I rather see it on my own, I don't know how the womanizing aspect of him was handled.
>>222319196James bond was a suicidal incel in the last movie
>>222319248what? He is celibate by choice.
>>222319196>I don't know how the womanizing aspect of him was handled.i haven't seen the recent ones either. i mean it's pretty insulting TO WOMEN if you take it to the extreme extent of >hurr durr this is bad IRLas if they then wouldn't know that?damn right have i sat and read women's romance novels. a lot of the modern ones are like picrel. nobody views it as 'problematic' when the story is>Daisy was a 30-year-old plain-looking accountant. one day, a rich, hunky hotel owner swept her off her feet and did absolutely everything FOR her.Duke Nukem wise, men just like tits and explosions. shit's fun and funny. a shame we never got the original DNF (that leaked demo looked great bros ;_;)
>>222319358Women writers can do some wild mean shit.>Shinobu Sumida, a down-on-his-luck gravure otaku, unexpectedly starts living together with rookie gravure idol Sakura Katsuragi! But his heart-racing dream days are short-lived as lecherous photographers, crooked managers, and sexually harassing producers start closing in on his "beloved Sakura-chan" one after another!! Can Shinobu protect Sakura-chan's virtue!? What will happen on this netorare love comedy in the world of gravure idols!?Written by a woman, 16 volumes, the answer is no, every woman here is retarded, every man a sleazebag rapist, except the protagonist who is an idiot, is basically a longer ntr hentai.
This zesty lil’ nigga right here.
one of the brothers from supernatural, the shorter one, just imagine him with the hair and glasseshe'd need to get buff though
>>222319273NoHe’s cucked by a nigress
>>222318937BALLS OF STEEL
>>222319777checked and blow it out your ass
>>222319777I WANT EVERYONE WRITTEN NAMES WRITTEN DOWN NOW ON THE VENT OH MY GOD--NOPOINTER HE'S STARTING AGAINIM GETTING CHILLS AGAIN
GET OFF VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT
>>222319101Blow it out your ass.
