Is this the gayest, most cringe TV series ever?
>heh i googled the show's promotional poster and then i changed the filename to wtf is this shit.jpg that'll show em
>>222320262Meh, action was fun, main actor was solid. There was a solid amount of tit. It's definitely a mid show but was very fun to watch as a teen.
>>222320262You need to watch more TV, newfaggot zoomer child. Why are you even posting here if you've never seen anything worse. This is a hobby board, not a passing interest board. Retard.
>>222320330>>222320346>>222320352why are you faggots so mad about your thinly veiled gay porno being attacked?
>>222320407I admitted it was mid. It's a fucking starz TV show. It wasn't even thinly veiled it straight up had multiple sex scenes and tits out per episode. To call it the gayest most cringe TV show ever while that only murders in the building show or any other goy slop they throw out yearly is around is a bit much.
it's good if you're an Indian and like over the top schlock but if not it's about 5/10
>>222320352>>222320481>worse>midOP here. wasn't saying about about how good or bad it was lmao but how cringe and gay it is
>>222320262>Ok but what of Good Solonius?
women and homosexuals liked it because lots of male nudity and soap drama esque plots. also people who liked wrestling like it a hell of a lot probably because they are spiritually homosexual
>>222320521>mostDo you know how words work, retard?
>>222320521>Is this ancient Rome show gayYes. It should be. It's pretty bi considering all the tits and straight sex scenes imo.>Cringe I guess that's pretty subjective though. What exactly is cringe to you in general and about this show specifically.
>>222320522It was funny when he got his shit wrecked in the first season and came back in the prequel season.
>>222320262never watched it but doesn't it have that scene of a titcow slave getting fucked in a bath? For that alone I can't help but like it
>>222320521ask me how i know you're a zoomer (it's because you used an out of place tryhard "lmao" as punctuation)
>>222320262eh no, very much kino
the only reason I can think of why people watch it is because Hbo Rome got cut off too soon
>>222320522Based Solonius poster
Does it remind you you’re not having sex?
>>222320825Doesn't this have more action than that show?
>>222320708She's getting butt fucked too which is pretty hot. It's even hotter because she was just having a nice conversation with his wife cleaning her and he comes in and the wife is like "Jam it up her ass". Femcuck is hot.
>>222320262No, it is one of the best TV shows. It's better than HBO's Rome IMO. And also better than Game of Thrones.
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>>222321054It has 2 good season. GoT has at least 4 or 5.
>>222320996damn, now I have to watch it
wat. I only know about the old epic movie. When did they make a show?
>>222321218Use Google retard
>>222321268What's Google retard? Is it a new AI module? I can't keep up
>>222321290Stand up. Walk to kitchen. Find knife. Plunge knife into throat. Come back when you're done.
>>222320262Are you seriously asking that question in a world of NCIS/CSI/Law and Order/medical drama garbage? This isn’t even close to the worst the medium has to offer, bro. Watch an episode of SWAT or something to get a sense of what utter slop millions consoom.
>>222321351great, my wife is dead now, but that's on me for thinking I could trust 4chan after the mustard gas incident almost got me arrested. Now answer my question dammit
>>222320262Words fall from mouth like shit from ass.
That bitchy blonde woman with the big nose was bonerific So was Lucy Lawless
>>222321054TRVKE
>>222320262You shit on honorable agreements and press for fresh demands? Do you shoot magic coins out of your ass? If so, squat and produce!
>>222320262True, couldn't get past few episodes
best think since Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
>>222320968>muh action>>222321423>>222322787>this is considered good dialogue from 4chan plebs>>222324348this is it, so good it's bad retards plus pathetic coomers kek
>>222323126nooo it's pure kino think how awesome and anime it is when Spartacus is getting his ass handed to him then goes beastmode when he remembers his purple ribbon it's just like my hecking 300 for real
>>222324391>Muh actionI like good fight scenes. What's the issue?
>>222323126first few episodes are horrible and everyone tells new viewers to skip them and start at 4it's actually much much better than it looks
>>222320262it had its moments.
>>222320825Both are good, in completely different ways.
>>222324700Doesn't he pit fight in episode 3? The show definitely starts slow but it has some fun early moments.
>>222320262words fall from mouth like shit from ass
>>222324803pit episode is 4
>>222324746I wanna make that blonde cunt choke on my cock and rub her spit and my cum all over her dumb face.
>>222324826Hmm gotcha. Is there a chick with a horse cock in that? Been a while since I've watched.
>>222324880what?
>>222324903I swear there some black or darkish girl with her tits out with a cock between her legs
>>222324945you might be thinking of some weird porn you watched, wtf?
>>222320262no, black sails exists and is literally about butt pirates
>>222320481The first season came out when I worked at Best Buy as a teenager. The stupidest dudes you can possibly imagine thought it was the greatest show ever made. I also remember a guy talking about how I also needed to see Meet the Spartans.
First season: 6.5/10. The stuck up blonde was so sexy.Prequel season: 8/10. The ending is a very satisfying subversion.The rest: Didn't watch, looked bad.
Cried like a bitch at the end not gonna lie, that rarely happens with anything I watch.
>>222325015thats retarded and so are you, also you are a fucking liar, what is this weird attempt to discredit spartacus?
>>222320262You clearly haven´t watched Chilling Adventures of Sabrina nor The magicians anon.
>>222325038you should the second season falters at the start and is hard carried by ashur and gannicus, once it does find it stride its great and war of the damned is basically perfect
>>222324968https://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?95575-Transgender-Gal-in-Spartacus-TV-Show-on-StarsI can't save the photo but there is a one armed naked chick with a cock. It might be sfx.
>>222324996True but not really. Flint homosexuality is merely a character motivation/ secret plot point, there are no actual gay scene with his lover. There are lesbian scenes though and Eleanor and Anne were very fine mind you.
>>222325015Yea if you think this show is anything besides fun action and sex schlock you're a fucking retard.
>>222325269did you seriously link a random old message board as proof? anon I think you might jut bea literal retard.
>>222324996Came here to say this, only fags liked that show.
>>222325269>heres this old tranny message board no really wtf?
>>222325313...it's a screenshot from the show. How is it not proof?
>>222325335It has what I'm talking about in it.
>>222325336no it isn't its an old tranny message board what the fuck are you? are you even a real person? wha tthe fucking fuck?
>>222325353>>222325336you want us to scroll through an old archived tranny message board to find "proof" of this shit? seriously have you forgotten to take your beds or something, tf?
>>222325365Scroll down to the reply. It's a screenshot of what I am talking about in the message.
>>222324746>its moments are sexoooo>sexoooo means pure kinothis is literally how /tv/ unironically thinks and it's pathetic lmao
>>222325404no I don't think I will you creepy weirdo
>>222325399It's one post with 2 replies. Jesus does everyone have ADD these days? >Take your bedsRelax and type clearly
>>222325437are you really going to pretend you don't understand what I meant to write? you are one seriously creepy faggot, get the fuck away from me you disgusting tranny.
>>222325430>You creepy weirdo on the same loli image board siteWhatever man. I remembered something and wanted to see if anyone else did.
>bro it has tits and ass just like my hecking pleb-bait GoT it's fucking kinocringe
>>222320262Is this the one that had that video game adaptation on xbox live? Like the arena fighter?
>>222325455>heres this absolute weirdo tranny archive I just 'dug up' have a lookno, no I don't think I will, you need to be put on some sort of register, this is really strange.
>Every post, every thread on this fucking board bears the mark of Ashur!
>>222325451Nigga I know what you're trying to say but you need to actually spell words correctly to be taken seriously.
>>222325528nigger go get a CAT scan you disgusting freak
>>222325505>It's so strange you found something by using Google You write like a girl
OP here, actually I got to episode 4 of season 1 and it's pretty great. Disregard everything I said and all the seethe I produced, that's all on me
>>222325541How about you scan my balls with your tongue pussy
>>222325544you post like the disgusting tranny you are, this is weird as all fuck seriously, take your meds check in with your parole officer. Stay away from people.
>>222325587>It's so weird that you posted something you were talking about What is this bit lol
>>222325561no thanks I'm not a faggot. You should seek medical care.
>>222325612Seriously foul, what the fuck? I'm not joking take your meds,don't interact with people go to our doctor now.
>>222320262Probably. First season was good despite the fag shit, but from s2 onwards the faggotry and cringe was amplified to ridiculous levels. Shit was woke af half a decade before Larry Fink gave the order.
>>222325621>>222325650>Go to the doctor Jew. It feels like the trans idea woke something up in your head and you're scared
>>222325799you disgust me on a visceral level tranny and you do for everyone you ever meet.
>>222326394>Calling me transProjection. Your Jewish tricks don't work on me.
>>222320262I'm gay and I mean it I am a certified homosexual not just MSM type guy I'm a total faggotI loved the series and as a matter of fact I still do, re-watching it at least once a year
>>222320262the tie in board game is genuinely amazing
>>222326654>>222326838lmao you aren't fooling anyone
>>222320262Quite the opposite in fact.
>>222320968Rome has absolutely no action. It has the budget of a high school play and it shows.
>>222320262No, it's the most high test TV series ever
>>222325038Seasons 3 and 4 are better than 1 and 2. The budget went way up and there's battles and open field warfare.
>read about what really happened>they really made the captured romans fight each other to the death to honor CrixusBased as fuck.
>>222328731Rome had about 3-5 times the budget of Spartacus, fucktard. That's why it was cancelled.
Seeing a fit man's physique, including cock, is only gay if you lust after them. Appreciate and admiration is a standard human emotion.
No, it's the straightest most based show ever
>>222330371that's the gayest cope ever, you're either a homosexual, spiritually homosexual, an Indian, a spiritual Indian or, fucking hell, even a woman
>"..is he ogling the men's spears, Lucretia? With all of these women around? Are those the tastes of the invalid?"
I don't remember people saying Caligula was high art when it was mostly a porno. Spartacus is the same except they tricked people into thinking wow so authentic = good. they should have shown Doctor's penis when he was pissing in front of Spartacus to make it as authentic as possible for you fucktards so you couldn't cope out and pretend it was gay coomerism to the nth
>>222325506Why the FUCK did they cancel a show that already had the second season completely written
>>222330653they realized it was basically a porno and they couldn't compete with HBO when it came to that
>>222330492If you can't comprehend feeling an emotion besides lust when looking at naked men then that's on you.
>>222330859>this is the cope SpACK-ticus fans are driven to
>>222320262Is it gay that every time I rewatch this show it motivates me to get fit?
>>222324746For me, it's Ilithyia and bath tub slave girl
I like looking at the naked men
>>222330653Eh, the network wanted to focus on other things. They said they're shopping it to other networks and any of them can pick it up to continue at any time
>>222320262I stopped watching it after the first episode because the CGI gore looked horrible and cheap.
>>222320262quite possibly
>>222320262once you get past how low-budget it is, there's a lot to like. Shame Ashur was cancelled just as it promised to start going ape-shit.
>>222332138oh I didn't know that, thought the show was kill
i'd suck off most of the men in this show, i'm not gay tho. that's just what repressed chud retards would have you say
>>222320262I kept watching it after the first episode because the show was kino as fuck and I'm an intelligent viewer with good taste.
>>222321057
This show is better written with more compelling characters than most stuff on TV. The big story beats are carefully prepared and character moments earned. Batiatus is amazing. GoT wishes it was as well written as this.
It became shittier around the same time as the original actor died. By the time they left the ludus, it was irredeemable garbage.The prequel is kino though.
imagine hating on spartacus kys
>>222334953this. i feel sad for people who got filtered by the visuals and the nudity. >>222335475it never gets as good as season 1 and the prequel but it bounces back on its feet somewhat for the last season, mainly because of crassus. new main guy isn't as good as andy but season 2 was just weaker and more unfocused in general.
>>222320262It's a show for men not women like pluribus
>>222320262>Is this the gayest, most cringe TV series ever?If you mean the mightiest, most based TV series ever. Yes, yes it is.And if disagreement is still maintained, by Jupiter's cock, spread cheeks and prepare for well-deserved punishment.
>>222321057Me>>222334693Also me
>>222320262You're right. Its full of homo shit. Its made for women and gay men, they even managed to make the blood effects look like cum shots while the men groan in the background like they've just had a satisfying shit. Grotesque femslop.
>>222335744>they even managed to make the blood effects look like cum shots while the men groan in the backgroundthere's no way you aren't a deeply closeted gay man
first season and gods of the arena are kino the rest is alright, shame the lead guy died
it's ludokino
>>222336088this
>mf this thread stands RomanJupiter's cock, falsehoods flow in message like shit from roman arse
>>222320262The first 2 seasons are certified kino
>>222328901lots of those things really happened they really scaled down the sheer side of vesivius to attack the romans from behind, crassus really did build that massive wall to trap them
it's ludocringo
for me, it's gnaeus
>>222340432based gnaeus appreciator
>>222340869>>222340852My cock rages on
