>>222321207>Go to Italy>They use the Euro™
>>222321207Negro nose
Italian Americans are retarded.
>>222321207so they don't actually eat spaghetti and ravioli in Italy?
>>222321407spaghetti is a kids meal, no one would ask for that in a restaurant
>>222321407Nope, just fish guts and octopus mandables and other sick shit. They're animals.
>>222321407They only eat wine and bread
I remember the scene and he was particularly weirded out by the pasta that had been dyed with squid ink to make it black.
>>222321407they call it bolognese and you can only order it in one town. you have to order whatever the town is known for or mama mia me culture
Can I get aids from this?
>>222321272My favorite aspect of the show was how every Italian-American in the show who isn't mob connected is a business owner or a skilled tradesman or a doctor, then everyone in Tony's orbit is borderline retarded
>>222321207OHH GIMME SOME MACARONI AND GRAVY
>>222322086>>222322108The real Italians all left to go to America. The subhuman animals that live in Italy now are deadbeats and family rejects
>>222321207Average american when they find out they have 0.1% italian genes. Americans love being american, yet are obsessed with being something else.
>>222321247Whoa is that the shah of Iran?
>>222321407Italian food is an American invention. Actual Italians eat ass and octopus and occasionally McDonalds when their welfare check comes in.
>>222321207>George-a ... Washington-a ...Bridge-a
>>222321407It's poor people food. Poor immigrants brought it over here, and that's why it spread.
>>222322208Yeah man Americans are pathetic. Imagine thinking your genetics, language, food, neighborhood and subculture matters, they should just eat McDonald’s and drink Pepsi!Unlike us proud real Italians still in Italy, imagine if we identified ourselves by our relatives back in Lagos and India who haven’t made it over yet! How funny!
>macaroni and gravy pl0x
>>222322033Ah yes, spaghetti with truffles, definitely a kids meal and not one of the top dishes to order in the north.
>>222322108thats the french
>>222321407Every town and region has its own shit they eat.You ask for the wrong thing at the wrong place and they'll look at you like you just called their grandma a cunt.
>>222322555French/Italian same to me. One uses butter the other uses olive oil.
italian americans completely losing it here
>>222322576Love this slampig
>>222322575they aint got baguettes in italy
>>222322576they fucking losing it every chance they get. Literally nigger tier people but more hot headed and prideful. I can't hate them enough.
>>222321207srsly tho who tf calls tomato/pasta sauce gravy
>>222322603Bread is bread nigga
>>222322636sounds like something an uncultured american swine would say
>>222322484McDonalds and Pepsi are American culture. They have little else.
>>222322665>Sounds like something someone with freedom would say
>>222322734you're about 3 decades late for the freedom larp
>>222322576finnster got fat?
>>222322501bait used to be believableimagine getting this mad over noodles and tomato sauce
>>222322484Wtf are you yapping about, gramps?
>>222322734You no longer have freedom and you don't have quality bread. As a yuropeon observer it's becoming quite sad watching you guys.
>>222321407Spaghetti in Italy just refers to the shape of the pasta. The actual pasta+sauce+ meatballs was invented in the US. Same goes for pizza which is an entirely different thing in Italy from what came to be known as "pizza" in the US.
>>222323401The US was always a third world country masquerading as a first world one
>>222323449>meatballslmao
>>222321407the pizza tastes exactly the same as every other woodfire pizza ive had in my life
>>222323401you need a license for air conditioning
>>222321207When Italian-Americans refer to "gravy" is it a tomato-based sauce like Napolitano or is it more of a tomato meat-filled ragu like a Bolognese?
>>222322138I'm not sure you can contract AIDS twice.
Remember that time when uncle Philly turned into a house?LOL, I'm such a sopranoshead.
>>222323605Canadian Italians say sauce or tomato sauce.
>americans have no breadis this some kind of new third-world coping mechanism?
>>222323605Gravy goes on kfc skin
>>222323605napolitano
>>222323648>kind of new third-world coping mechanismCorrect. Amerifarts can't stop coping that their third world shitstain of a country is a joke.
>>222323626HAHAGabagool! What a good TV show!
One time I ordered a pepperoni and olive pizza in Europe and they served me a pizza with actual peppers and whole olives with pits inside
>>222323710>ESL has no reading comprehension getting your Ayatollah killed does this to you
>>222323868>americunt still continues to shid n piss himself in angerHaving an orange, egomaniacal pedophile as president does this to you. Sad!
>>222323620You absolutely can. There are multiple strains of HIV which can compound to give you super/ultra/turbo AIDS
>>222323930Oh no you called my president an orange pedo. How will I continue to live my days in the most desirable country in the world after reading this ahhhh
>>222324003>United sharts of turdmerica >most desirable country
>>222324045If it's not desirable then why do all you Euro fags and browncels want to come here?
>>222324078>dumbfucks who can't make it in their own country flee to the most retarded cunt on the planetgee willikers! What a mystery!!
>>222324114They can't make it because they're country lacks opportunities. Here in America we give you that
>>222324142owned that turdie
>>222323054your ancestors fucked moors, luigi
>>222324142Nah. Turdmerica just has lower barriers cause everyone is so retarded. >>222324176>Samefagging this hardMany such cases. Sad!
>>222323605It's the bolognese sauce, made with tomato and minced meat along with other stuff. In Italy is called "Ragù" from the French word ragou, and the traditional way to eat it it's not with spaghetti, but tagliatelle which is a flattened spaghetti made with egg yolk.Thank you for knowing>>222323850Yeah lol that happens a lot.Peperoni in Italians means Pepperbell. No one knows how the spicy salami became "pepperoni" in the US, must be a 1st gen Italian American thing back in the days. When I was a kid i was so confused as why Americans would eat pizza with pepper bells and call it a delicacy, it sounded awful to me lol and it probably is.The pepperoni pizza in Italian is called "pizza alla Diavola" (devil)
>>222324392Spread your cheeks for me while I spit some facts in your bussy. >everyone wants to come here>people don't want to leave>we are richer than you>we created more stuff than you>you are on an American website >you are talking about American made films>you are coping that you are not us>you will never be us
>>222324142brownoids can't accept this
>>222324142>they'reThe absolute state of mutt education. Literally proving the point.
>>222324458>amerishart immediately starts with the homo thoughtslol. lmao. Not even gonna bother with the rest of your drivel.
>>222324519Thanks for correcting me. I'm going to exit my air conditioned 4300 sqft home and go out into my 45 acre backyard and shoot my grenade launcher at manikins to kill the rest of the day.
>>222324544>can't reply>can't engage >too gay4meget rekt mohammed
>>222321207Never understood why these guys call it gravy. Gravy is gravy, tomato sauce is tomato sauce. Completely different things.
>>222324554>>222324584You don't know the difference between they're and their. Why would I talk to a mouth breathing moron? You're probably not even white but some border hopping taco slinger. LMFAO
>>222324614Even taco slingers are richer than you Mohammad.
>>222324614You know you lost the argument when you resort to grammer nazism
>>222324648>>222324661Buenos dias senorrrrr¡!!!! Less burritos more English lessons, por favor¡¡!!!!!Jajajajajaja
the Kremlin didn't send their best, huh
>>222324458FPBP
>muh Ruskie bots copemutts are so stupid. Lmfao
>>222323401Europe is African clay
>>222324693Ironically the only reason you brownoids know English is because how dominant American media is.
>>222321265>>222322501
>>222324872Ah yes. The ol 'English was popularized by ameritards' lie. Genuinely laughing at your stupidity.
>>222324921People in China aren't learning English because of Brits you retarded jeet
>>222321207And you thought /ck/ were classless pieces of shit
>>222323972>There are multiple strains of HIV which can compound to give you super/ultra/turbo AIDSYou outta know AIDSY
>>222323648They saw wonderbread once and think that's all that exists here
>>222324992Wow. One country vs dozens of others. And they're learning it to be more globally competitive not because of your gay hollyjew movies you retarded muttoid.
>>222325036I once knew a young woman with aids and she explained this to me
>>222325124Globally competitive in American dominated markets lmao Keep coping it's making me erect
>>222324554>manikins
>>222325352>this is what amerisharts unironically believelol lmao even. Keep coping mutt boi.
>>222325394Please be patient. Amerisharts are retarded as fuck.
lmao how come Russia ran out of gas before America did?I guess that's why the glowies are screaming about America itt
>>222322594She's so fucking dirty. Taking nude pics with her tampon string hanging out.
>>222322665Dude baguette is lowest level actual bread. Only toast is below.
>>222325394would forcefully insert threw that closed mouth
is it true that italian woman eat foreign man's asshole?
>more schizo ranting about le RussiansThe meltdown is glorious
>>222325419>you're coping >no ubrowns are really a sad species
>he's still seething in angerCalm down muttoid. Don't pop a blood vessel
>>222322563That's fuckin stupid, no wonder you guys lost World War 2
So anyways how is everyone enjoying this American website?
>>222323054>baityoure an eggplant
>>222325525Sauce?
>>222325394https://www.dictionary.com/browse/manikinhum....
>>222325968They think he's talking about mannequins, like the ones you put out in the front of a clothing store. A manikin is test dummy uses for medical training or blowing up with grenades. Brownoids and eurofags won't know this >>222325394>>222325448
>be ameribeast>birthed in the land of debauchery and the extreme>deep fried butter sticks for breakfast>triple oreo-chocoshake to wash it down>taste buds destroyed from corn syrup formula at 8 months of age>take scooter out for a lil' snack at Giorgio's deep dish pizza place>overhear they like thin crust in Italy>head straight back home, shirt pooling in sweat and tomato sauce>open /tv/, grease slipping between the keycaps, cursing the circuitry with the stench of my existence>call Italians dirty moors
>>222324767American imageboard education
>>222326300No every white american is the son of hitler and not a weird concoction of native amercans irish, brits, spanish and balcks
>>222321407They do, but they don't call it gravy like we do.
>>222324458Based n trvth nvked. Eurofags on an hero watch
>You know, a Rocket Salad.
Any Italian of value arrived to NYC long ago, nothing but a bunch of pampered mamma's boys living with their parents at 60 these days
Im ESL and have never once heard americans refer to tomato sauce as "gravy" outside of this show. Only brown sauces made from meat, mushrooms, soi etc.
>>222328147I know of New Yorkers saying gravy. I have family in NJ of Italian descent, and I don't recall ever hearing any of them call tomato sauce "gravy."
>>222322555Muaaaaah the French
Italians are fucking assholes about food, desu.It's not even about the quality of the food, they just need for it to be made their way.>aye aye aye don'ta putta da garlic ina carbonara!Fuck you. I'm putting spam in there and all.
>>222329336most of the american versions of the food is better, but OG carbonara is p good, the ver with cream is weirdnapolitan style pizza sucks though, american style pizza is 3x better and I say that as a european
>>222324992>what is Hong Kong?
>>222322539lobster was a kids meal/peasants meal originally. just because you add fancy ingredients to a kids meal means it wasnt a kids meal to begin with
>>222329453desu, unless it's literal baby food, the entire concept of "kids' food" is ridiculous.>uhhh, sir, you can't order chicken nuggets. They're for children!So give me a larger box?What are you eating that's so sophisticated?
>>222329336Just say its a family recipe and how your nonna used to make it. It counters all
>>222329707nobody said you cant eat childrens food. but eating a buckets worth instead of a bowl of froot loops or lucky charms does not change the fact that it was designed, created, and promoted, for children.the reality is, one of the top dishes to order in the north is....a childs meal, with truffle added.technically spaghettit putanesca means "lady of the night", ergo, prostitutes food. its cheap, easy, fast to make so prostitutes populrized it. you eat putanesca, your eating whores foodeating a bucket of it doesnt change its whore status.
>>222329364>blobs of cheeseYou ""people"" deserve nothing but death.
>be Italian can’t get job with nepotism or patronage or knowing someone.can’t work more that 2hrs without coffee break.can’t fuck women at because you’re 35 and live with parents.can’t dry clothes because no dryer.can’t withstand air conditioning because it will surely kill you.can’t have fan otherwise will have sore neck.can’t go outside when it’s cold other you’ll contract bronchitis.can’t swim after eating or will surely die.can’t achieve a GDP better than dog shit because lazy as fuck.
>>222329981i burna tha pizza!
>>222330017>can't walk barefoot on the kitchen floor or you will catch a cold
>>222330017>can’t get job with nepotism or patronage or knowing someone.good, less work >can’t work more that 2hrs without coffee break.good, less work>can’t fuck women at because you’re 35 and live with parents.they do it in their parents houses', there's no shame in that>can’t dry clothes because no dryer.outside>can’t withstand air conditioning because it will surely kill you.they have it >can’t have fan otherwise will have sore neck.only applies to like age 60+>can’t go outside when it’s cold other you’ll contract bronchitis.its real >can’t swim after eating or will surely die.it's not healthy>can’t achieve a GDP better than dog shit because lazy as fuck.who cares, less work, tourists pay for their shitnot italian but I am familiar with med lifestyle
>>222321207Why does he look so greasy? Imagine running your finger across his forehead.
>>222322576>be fat nepobaby jew>tits are massive because juden>guys all over you because your big boobas once you hit 18>too fat and lazy to work out and strengthen back>chop tits off>no ones interested anymore>no longer gets work>become homelesstragic
>>222322128>they call it bolognese and you can only order it in one townHammond?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrI2DJSzf4U
>>222325955Spaghetti and tomato sauce
>>222321407Here's your authentic Italian cuisine, paisano.
>>222330935god i hate sea food so fucking muchlive in a continental country and proud of itonly fish food I wanna see is in based japan style with sushi miss me with whatever eldritch microplastic soaked slimy disgusting salty slop whatever tf that is
>>222330935Is that a garloid?
>>222323626Oh m'adonne! Classico, ahahah
>>222330997for me? It's casu martzu
>>222330960That's sheep intestine, not seafood
>>222331088oh maron...
>>222323401>you don't have quality breadyou realize it's very easy to bake your own bread regardless of the country you live in, right?
>>222330117it's a screenshot from a tiktok clip which all have a glossy ai upscale filter on for some reason
>>222330960Japanese food is overrated Reddit garbage. Your taste is awful.
>>222331333i'm no expert but I make japanese style chicken curry with those s&p curry blocks regularly myself and its top tier 10/10 hearty food, and sushi is greatbesides that a bit too much soup for my liking but its fine, it's clearly objectively healthy asf they're the least obese and most long lived society on the planet, ur just a contrarianfag
I am swedish and we eat bolognese sauce (ground beef sauce) with olives and mushrooms and cream in there
>>222326546so sorry I missed this...
>>222322484Maybe learn how to read first. Americans do have a weird obession with letting everyone know they are [insert percentage] [insert ethnicity], but on hte most basic surface level like food which they would never eat or country they would never visit.
>>222326494No one calls it gravy here, either.
>>222322484Based
I'm from Italy and we eat hamburgers, french fries, curry, risotto, salami sandwiches and so onThe whole pasta and pizza stuff is for the tourists.
Why are native amerigroids worse at ye olde english than fucking thirdies? This is fucking sad.
>>222330163>because jewshe's not jewish though, just retarded
Tomato sauce is overrated, bolognese is what makes the pasta good
>>222321407Italian American food MOGs Italian foodChinese American food MOGs Chinese foodMexican American food MOGs Mexican foodis there anything we can't do Ameribros?
>>222334392Not Shart in walmart?
>>222334412It's the designated shitting Mart dumbassWhat, do you want me to shit myself at Whole Foods like some kind of swine?
>>222329927you didn't say what you were eating that's so sophisticated, I notice.>inb4 a slightly different arrangement of meat, sauce, and pasta
>>222330960>based japan style with sushiAhh horoobre gaijin sama I make for you rice and cut osou expenso fishu, 600 dorra prease.
>>222333508American education. Their diplomas are actually printed on toilet paper so that their next destination can be made in full comfort.
>>222321207He was literally just asking for pasta with meat sauce. Italians are retarded
>>222334540you mean oovaah? gray-pees?
>>222334492i never said i ate anything sophisticated either. doesn't matter what i eat. hell, lets say my idea of sophisticated fine dining is literal raw fucking garbage gathered from the nearest 7-11, mixed with some gutter oil, blended up and put in an oven and baked for 4 hours. thats my idea of good eaten. annnnd....that still makes a bucket of froot loops childrens food, and putanesca sauce is still whore sauceoh, wait, sorry, i put some truffles on top of my reeking pile of baked 7-11 trash. guess its fine dining now, huh? the truffle adds a reaaal touch of sophistication to it.
He should have taken his piece out and placed it on the table before repeating himself. Wops would have understood him then.
>>222329927i'm the only one itt old enough to have eaten BATMAN cereal and it was fucking awful
>>222324900>Italians being blonde and blue eyed>everlol lmao
>>222338134You know you americans got those sicilian nigger genes the north was always propserous enough and germanic so they never migrated to your shithole.
bump
>>222338172the north is a shithole too compared to Poland or Czechia
>>222330931You're not funny you redditor fucking faggot
>>222321207based
>>222329196
>>222323693Naboli-daboli*
>>222322033no retard
>>222335675I'm saying the entire concept of "children's food" is artificial. Candied cereal is just junk food. Not strictly just for children. No more than a cake.Spaghetti bolognese is straight up just regular food. It's meat, veg, and carbs. It's a normal thing to eat.Italians can choose to be weird about it. I will not.
>>222334392Grow back your foreskins
>>222323453>posted from an actual undeniable third world countryWhat a flex, Deekshit
>>222322624It's not secret that Paulie is dumb as fuck
