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Why isn't there a war movie about Ukraine yet? It would be such a Kino.
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>stand in a shitty ditch
>get dismembered by a toy helicopter
What's kino about it?
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>>222321224
>to your left is the killzone. anything that enters is vaporized by a drone within a minute.
>to your right is the largest combination of tank graveyard and minefield in human history
>behind us is the trench where it rains missiles, drones and anything else the ruskies can chuck at us
>and in front of us is the village that we take over on every even week, while the enemy takes it over on odd weeks and on weeks with long weekends
Surely this will make for an exciting film
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>>222321224
Not diverse enough.
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>>222321417
This is the real reason.
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>>222321417
there are mercenaries from Colombia and North Korean troops there. Kino image, btw
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>>222321417
Plenty of shitskins and shitskin passing people fight for both sides
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>>222321387
Sounds like WW1 just with more precision weapons instead of nonstop random barrages.
And WW1 was pure kinorama.
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>>222321224
Wagner made one. And Ukraine made a music video about Bakhmut.
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>>222321387
would be melankino
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>>222321224
how does it end
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>>222321224
Watch thi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donbass_(film)
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>>222322661
Ukraine cedes all territory east of the Dneiper and is demographically and economically depressed for the next century
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>>222321566
Ukrainian Tatars are extremely white
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>>222322690
>le demographics
Russia is completely crippled already lol. There also have 0 infrastructure to deal with the veterans. Afghani were one of the reasons the SU collapsed. Russia will have similar problems. At the same time a lot of Ukrainians, especially students, will return to Ukraine which will also be rebuilt with EU money in exchange for drone technology. Save this post.
tankies and Nazis on the other hand will have to cope, as they already are.
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>>222322661
ukraine becomes indian
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>>222321224
A drone bombing horror would be kino
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>>222322661
while the tatars reclaim russia
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>>222321224
There are many.
atlantis (2019)
klondike (2022)
sniper the white haven (2022)
killhouse (2026)

just to name a few.
here's more complete list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_about_the_Russo-Ukrainian_war
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>>222321224
>scenes showing Ukrainian soldiers being bombed left and right while living in squalor miserably
>cuts to scene of the women who fled in beaches of other countries with Girls Just Wanna Have Fun playing
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>>222321224
Vice made a documentary about it back in 2014.
Unfortunately, nobody remembers that this war has been going on since 2014 (when the CIA started it).
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>>222322803
>At the same time a lot of Ukrainians, especially students, will return to Ukraine
Most delusional poster award
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>>222322824
I could never fathom wanting a child that looks nothing like you unless it was a pretty child, these brown gremlins are just gross
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>>222322803
>Russia is completely crippled already lol. There also have 0 infrastructure to deal with the veterans
Thats been Russias history for centuries. If throwing bodies into a meat grinder didn't collapse the state before, I doubt it will change anything now.

>Afghani were one of the reasons the SU collapsed.
Gross oversimplification

>At the same time a lot of Ukrainians, especially students
Nobody is going to return to a shattered war torn country when they could accept refugee status in Europe or North America and live off government benefits.

>Ukraine which will also be rebuilt with EU money in exchange for drone technology
Will take decades at least. Also a good chance the peace agreement will have provisions forbidding Ukraine from further aligning with NATO or the EU.

>tankies and Nazis on the other hand will have to cope, as they already are.
I'm not sympathetic to Russias revanchist wars in any way, but I think it's the most likely scenario.
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>>222322921
>didn't collapse the state before
Chechens and Tatars are the only ones having babies these days, that's the difference.
>Nobody is going to return to a shattered war torn country
Who knows, the Ukrainians I've spoken to have been surprisingly gung ho. Completely disregarding the poverty and corruption and praising their education system and being patriotic. Ukraine isn't sending young boys to the front so they at least have people that can rebuild the country.
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a decent writer could make a whole miniseries out of just the first three weeks
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Drone warfare in general needs to be depicted as much as guns are just because drones very existence makes GWOTniggers seethe.
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>>222323259
>Time anomaly at Chornobaivka airport
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>>222322874
Could be nice with a movie about how and why it started to give people some little known background.
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Imagine the virtue-signaling cringe of it
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"My Ukrianian step-sister stole my towel while I showered "
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>>222323442
The one Georgia made about their 2008 war starts with Russian fighter jets missile striking a Georgian wedding for no reason and then hunting down the journalists that covered the strike.
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>>222321387
It wasn't always drones. It used to be kino cold war before Russia actually started special operation
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Why isn’t there a movie where Achilles rises out of Snake Island and helps defeat Russia?
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Ghost of Kyiv biopic when?
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>>222321387
Yes
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Blyaaat
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>>222321417
jewish leader though?
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>>222322917
They're not getting whiter lol. Most brunettes start out blonde its called gene amplificarion. Even my people are blonde as kids and we're like 98% brunette adults.
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>>222323725
tbf russia invaded georgia for no reason so...
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There will be when it ends. Right now it'd be an aimless bummer
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>>222325342
You spin me right round baby right round, like a Russian baby right round round round!
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>>222321224
Wish Balabanov was still alive, he would have made some kino about this.
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>>222322921
russia still hasnt recovered from the 2 world wars.
in 1880, they had the same population and economic trajectory as the united states, and now they're 200 million people and 9 trillion dollars in GDP behind.

its not only the 50 million people they lost in wars, famines, civil unrest and brain drain, its also the people that were never born because of it. russia is at a critical population collapse, even worse than the aging western population. and they have literally no way of dealing with this. its a mafia state that will implode within your lifetime.

the contingency plans at the pentagon regarding russia are not for a full scale war, its for their country collapsing and how we can guarantee non-proliferation of nukes afterwards.
it will be a massive shitshow when they slide into another civil war
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>>222321224
US mercenaries dying in videos have been released.
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>>222322874
>Unfortunately, nobody remembers that this war has been going on since 2014 (when the CIA started it).
I remember when the US media was calling Ukraine the aggressor, the unelected dictatorship, etc. because they were attacking poor little Georgia.
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>>222325432
>They're not getting whiter lol. Most brunettes start out blonde
Most filipinos do not start out blonde, however.
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>>222325488
Russia's history has been one giant unintentional eugenics experiment to create the ultimate slave species
>the mongols killed anyone who resisted
>the tzars killed anyone who tried to rise above their station
>the revolutionaries killed all the aristocrats
>the communists killed anyone who didn't fall in line
>anyone left with a spare ounce of self-determination fled the country in the 90s
the only Russians left will tolerate literally ANY kind of treatment as long as they can still get drunk and ignore tomorrow.



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