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ADAPT TO THIS!
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How did a watermelon flavored candy kill a black man
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If his power is to evolve why didn't he evolve into a human the first time he experienced racism?
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should have been his benis he put in his mouth
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>LET'S SEE YOU EVOLVE, NIGGER MONKEY
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He cheated he actually survives this he lives he rebuilds himself on the molecule level
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>>222321237
He died. It was great.
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>>222321256
Its actually a well done nod to the racism still present in America.
Watermelonfication is well known in the black community. It's when one eats so much watermelon that ones own belly bursts. It goes all the way back to the slave days when white slave owners would starve black men for weeks and then let them gorge themselves on watermelon until they died. It eventually became sport among the gentry, much like dog fighting. Specific special bulls with voracious watermelon appetite were kept for these contests and if they survived they were allowed to go out to stud. This is also where the stereotype of blacks loving watermelon comes from.
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Was there any reason he couldn't?
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>>222321385
Needless to say many white slave owners became uncontrollably aroused during these watermelon matches. Most bulls would be broken a half dozen times with their poor swollen bellies.
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>>222321385
I see disinfo is here again. Watermelonification is the modern fetish term for the actual practice of "slave grafting", where slaves were crossbred with watermelons by feeding them exclusively watermelons and having them seed watermelons. Given enough time and by having slaves stand out in watermelon fields it was believed they could be turned into watermelons or watermelon-like traits instilled in slaves, and if slaves could be turned into watermelons then the reverse would be true and a limitless source of slaves acquired.
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>>222321528
Anon... thats a myth perpetuated by the C.I.A.
The term juicy directly refers to when a nigga was stuffed full of watermelon. Slave masters would keep stables of "juicy" negros.
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>>222321790
You're brown, aren't you
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>>222321237
This was one of the most WTF moments in a superhero movie. How does no one watch this and think "OK? But why didn't he adapt to that? Him more than anyone should have survived it."
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>>222321237
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>>222321405
He could "adapt to survive" but there's not much you can do when a nuclear bomb detonates in your stomach. He tried though
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>>222321416

slavery is what cursed white men with a fetish for black cock, arabs castrated slaves, whites became cucks
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qrd on what happens here? i last saw this movie in 2011 so i forgor
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>>222321895
The Black guy is named Darwin whose power is "adaptation"

For some reason, people think a relatively inexperienced mutant can survive a nuclear detonation inside their stomach.
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>>222321895
Black guy is called darwin and has the power to adapt his body to most things
Kevin bacon shoves an energy ball down his throat and he can't adapt to it so he dies
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>>222321895
pic related
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>>222321894
Sorry anon but niggers are bottoms. You ever see them thugs strut the street? They all juicy.
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>>222321968

>white men dont love black cock
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>>222321894

kek timmy
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>>222321975
>>222321988
>so buck broken he has to post twice
Lol. Lmao.
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>>222321988
>>222321968
Can you two just have raceplay sex and leave this thread?
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>>222322039
t. size queen

first stage is acceptance
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>>222321922
>>222321952
is it gory at all or does the camera just cut away? or does he just get vaporized with no blood?
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>>222321790
Again, you're conflating modern fetish practices backwritten into history as history. Just because 9/10 black men today admit watermelons were their sexual awakening and watermelon flavored lube is a prerequisite to intercourse between blacks does not mean watermelonification was a historical practice for sexual reasons. I'm not ruling out that a slave owner here and there could have been aroused at watermelon looking negroes in a field, but the practice was still aimed at watermelon hybrid negroes and not fucking watermelon stuffed negroes. I suggest you read The Peculiar Institution's Chapter 9 "Watermelon And Niggers"
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>>222321894

getting BBC in a watermelon patch, those boys knew how to live
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>>222321358
>>222321405
In DoFP they should have retconned it so that he did in fact adapt by turning into some kind of non-flammable gas and later his body reassembled. This would have allowed for the future Sentinels to be made from his DNA instead of Mystique's which would have made a lot more sense.
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>>222322358
He turns into a rock or something and crumbles
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>>222321237
>being a black man in the 60s
>does not adapt his skin color
lol
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>>222322975
he forgot to adapt the brain first



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