He was 100% right about the dwarf thing.
is it true he keeps lesser midges as slaves as torments them like the ant bully?
he acted in his own self interest to secure a monopoly in midge roles
>>222321492I was alone with this guy on the streets of Brooklyn Heights, NY. He was picking his kids up from school, sitting on a flower planter and I walked past the school. He legitimately was staring me down, waiting for me to react to him being famous and I just ignored it. You could tell he's a miserable little libtard.
>>222321492Warwick for the fridge, Dinklage for the freezer
>>222321548Maybe he was just concerned that an obvious chomo was so close to a school.
he's only a midge on a technicality. fraud
>>222321583the maker of this pic also wanted to add Joe Pesci but his hands were broken
>>222321581He's not an actual child, just dressed like one
>>222321492dwarfism will kill him soon anyways, who cares? I hope Hugh Grant takes all his roles
>>222321709Lol, does anyone have the webm of a kid with a backpack being forcibly thrown off a school bus, an angry crowd starts harassing the bus driver and then when they pick the kid up off the sidewalk he pulls his hood back and it's a drunken dwarf dressed as a kid, with a Dora the explorer backpack and everything?
used my daily limit for this slop. good enough i guess
>>222321843He's bitter about the fact that he's about as tall as a midget can get without being reclassified as a human.
>>222321843>4'11 vs. 5'0"kekked at the AI fucking up and recreating the 5'11" vs. 6'0" meme
>>222321843I now want to fuck Sabrina Carpenter
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>>222321492He's a complete hack. He's so artistically bankrupt that he wasn't able to land a simple voice over job for Destiny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTQp6loFEkM
>>222321843>4'11IMAGINE
>>222321492>takes all dwarf roles himself>makes up some shit like the seven dwarves in Snow White live in a cave (they don't)>takes seven jobs away from seven dwarf actors who would happily accept the job since roles for dwarf actors are limitedTalk about climbing and the step ladder and kicking it beneath him
>>222321843improper scaling. 0 to 2'0" is inconsistent with 2'0" to 4'0">>222322432>danny devito 5'0">not at 5'0" mark
>>222322798no shit sherlock
>>222322744Casting real life dwarves as fantasy dwarves is uber retarded and always looks like shit (look Witcher TV show). He was right. They should play real life dwarf roles instead of being a cheap replacement for fantasy.
>>222321548he could tell you post racist comments on the 4chan, he was ready to defend his kids against a vile chud
>>222323413>dwarves don't belong in fantasy but I fantasize about dwarves
>"Stop bitching and moaning that I yanked the step-ladder up on all your so-called "careers" after I busted my ass and landed the role of a lifetime as if you wouldn't have done the exact same goddamn thing. I don't blame anybody for not wanting to see a bunch of smelly midgets on my screens anymore either. It ain't my fault you got fucked by the genetic lottery harder than I did because your deformed ass ended up with Achondroplasia and your legs and arms are all stubby to go with that fucked up eight-pound water-head cranium of yours. I didn't sell the fuck out like you did just to play one of Santa's fucking elves in some shit movie no one ever saw or at a fucking shopping mall, even at the lowest points of my career when I was starving at Christmas time. So you can all go right the fuck back to crying that Disney CGI'd you freaks from existence from a Snow White movie and pray they don't do it again whenever they decide to make a fucking Ewoks film. Oh yeah, and "Wee Man"? Mr. "Hornswoggle", is it? And you too, Mr. Warwick "Tubby lil' fucking Humpty-Dumpty looking motherfucker" Davis? Every single one of can just open up your mouths and say "ahhh" and you better believe me when I say with a straight theatre-trained face its raining when I piss all over your heads from the mountain I climbed." >"Now all of you: HIGH FIVE! Oh yeah that's right, I forgot: you can only reach down low."
>>222323636>he has a french bulldog because it's one of the only breeds that wouldn't rape him to death
>>222321492Nope. He just turned a mole hill into a mountain. Pun not intended.
>>222323611Based
>>222323671holy shit
>>222323671kek
>>222323671midge
>>222323671@grok turn Peter Dinklage into Brendan Fraser's ex-wife
>>222323636lol stupid fucking midge
>>222323671how fucking small is that bathtub
>>222323636>Off you go>B-But I->*SLAM!*>Byeeeee!Brutal
>>222321492Why do we allow midges to exist?
>>222323865Same reason we let fat people exist; human biodiversity is insane in what it is capable of and those that are smart capitalize on it by getting into entertainment. Fat people and midgets amuse us all.
>>222323954>fat people amuse usonly when they fall overother than that I sort of hate them
>>222321536He is a regular uncle Tom Thumb
>>222323992Or when they're funny/kino
>>222321492despicable ugly MIDGE
>>222323636Kek, classic Anne
>>222324022>He is a regular uncle Tom Thumblololol
>>222322798You probably couldn't tell, but it's an AI image.
>>222323992Well, everyone does on an intrinsic, primal level. Fat people used to be revered because of how opulent and luxurious their lives had to be in order for them to become overweight. Nowadays, when you see overweight people on scooters or hauling around oxygen tanks while still piling fifteen 2 litre sodas into their baskets, it garners both disgust and angry resentment. You have to fight hard as a fat person to become entertaining to others but that also covers some very deep wounds, ala Kevin Smith and Chris Farley. Some just can't bring themselves back from the brink and justify it by saying how it was their weight is part of their image and then they end up dying on sets of movies they're working on. Fat people's lot in life can and guaranteed to be rectified by two tried and true methods: diet and exercise. Its never too late and they can always do it. Midgets are very hit and miss and that's by a wide margin about how they come to terms with their disposition. The resentment runs deep and they can be spiteful at best or arrogant in believing their affliction is unique enough to inflict it on others and reproduce like that fuck Warwick did by bringing more misery into the world by reproducing with a midge to make more midges. Its one thing to be a midge; its a whole 'nother hell of existence to be an angry midge on top of it.Danny Devito is dimes, Tony Cox has been in so many great films its too hard to hate the guy, Wee Man seems like a good dude to hang around with cause he found his calling by kicking a board around, Verne Troyer was a degenerate but his one role that made him famous made him iconic in the world before passing, we never got to know much about the midget who played Nick Nack in James Bond or Josh Ryan Evans but its a guarantee they spent their lives in agony because even though their bodies were small, their internal organs were full sized and caused immense discomfort. >"80 pills a day, bitch; I ain't bullshittin'"-Joe C (RIP)
>>222323992My point is: Warwick and Dinklage sound like the angry midge archetype.
>>222321492i changed my mind on him after reading thiscasting midgets in jester roles inherently castrates them, like how they cast simu liu to be into a trans barbie to keep asian men down https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2080616526680346919
>>222323454Well, if your wife ever catches you cheating, you can always tell her you're trying to cut down...and start fucking midgets.
>>222324410aww, look at the little man speaking and moving his tiny hands around
>>222321776Jewgled up a jewtube link for you.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCTFWG7208oIt's better with sound anyway.
>>222321492No he wasn’t.He was a fag who pulled the ladder up from other little people looking for jobs.
>>222324484he has sex
>>222324522he was right, a quick paycheck isn’t worth social castration.
Begun...The Midge Wars have.
>>222324022eh, that's pretty good onethanks anon
>>222322212You sure that wasn't an intentional part of the prompt?
He is right. He basically said that it's embarassing and humiliating that little people are always cast as fantasy/freak/joke characters and that we need more characters like Tyrion - actual characters that happen to have this condition.>OH NO HE CRITICIZED HOW WE ALL DEBASE AND HUMILIATE OURSELVES AND ARE BASICALLY CLOWNS TO BE THROWN AT TARGETS AT FRAT PARTIES HE TOOK ALL OUR ROLES AND LIVELYHOODS WAAAGH
>>222322626My wife is 4'11 and has triple D tits.Also she hates Jews now after Gaza.
>>222324558>those midge cops
>>222321492He wasn't he just likes to bitch and moan and his name carries weight.
>>222321492He's been playing Poirot in a podcast series Just look at that diverse cast
>>222324517>Dat's not a keedThank you anon
>>222324660>my wife is a retarded fatsointeresting flex, but ok
>>222324410>People acting in fake movies castrates themYea he's a overthinking moron. Only stupid people take movies 100% seriously. I don't even get what's he's trying to say "If we represent as small and weak people will see us as small and weak" THIS NIGGA IS THE SIZE OF A TODDLER. THEY ARE SMALL AND WEAK.
>>222324410he's obviously right. If midgets are only cast as fantastical creatures, no one will see them as full human beings
>>222323671GIWTWM
>>222322432Good lord I would ugly bastard the fuck out of her. Spin her like a fucking dreidel.
>>222324681>Podcast series These gross me out.
>>222324866Result of Covid. Lot of actors signed up for them
>>222324866there's one really good podcast "movie" Treat with Kiernan Shipka. I'm surprised it wasn't adapted into real movie starring Mckenna Grace (as shipka is too old for the role)
>>222324940I won't be listening I'm sorry I draw the line at podcasts being used for anything but comedy.
>>222324558>can get a good buzz going after two beersI'm sort of jealous of midges now
