What would you genuinely do in his situation? You basically have a portal to infinite random garbage and i dont think the still-lifes would be as scary when you have a loaded shotgun. It'd be like dealing with animals in an untamed wilderness.Plus you already know the backrooms are made of memories. Imagine tunneling through the backrooms into the memories of a jewelry store or gorcery. And its never been stated that the walls, ceilings or carpets are indestructible. What if you just tear them out to clear a straight tunner in any direction? What happens if you start a gasoline fire on the carpet? The possibilities are endless, Async is being too cautious
>>222321597>Async is being too cautious>after their personal were attacked by multiple unknown hostile entities>and two of their people had diedDunno if the movie takes place before or after the one Async guy went missing and then blew another guy away with a shotgun when they went to find him
>>222321669If seeing his entire first settlement burnt by the natives columbus when he came back to española then why would fucking goofy aah still lifes stop Async armed with assault rifles. Maybe they don't have circulatory systems since they're made of cake so bullets don't work, but so what? Fuck is a still life going to do when you cut off all its arms, when you set it on fire? Cry? Nigga its a moving mushroom
>>222321769How the fuck are you going to kill this thing when it's basically a bunch of steel poles and wires?
>>222321954Have you heard of a saw? You know they make special saws for metal, right?
>>222322504You're just going to tell the raging steel-golem to hold still while you saw it?
>>222321597If the place made copies of people, wouldn't there eventually be a The Thing situation of Still Life perfectly imitating people whom it copies and capable of going out and doing whatever?
>>222322836you're spoiling the plot of the sequel
Go fully naked and masturbate in peace
>>222321954big magnet and an oxy torch
>>222321597I'll rape the still-lifes
>>222321597Set up a sweatshop for sneakers and t-shirts in there, far away from the eyes of the law.
>>222321597>Plus you already know the backrooms are made of memories. Imagine tunneling through the backrooms into the memories of a jewelry store or gorcery.The backrooms also suspend aging and health illness, which are a little bit more valuable. I'd sell passage to the old rich elites.
>>222321954Same way I kill anything.
>>222321597If the protagonist was a fentanyl addict or gypsy they'd get rich from stripping the backrooms of all the copper wiring
>>222321597>gets lost>dies
>>222324161>entering the backrooms automatically mindfucks any woman into becoming a turbowhoreI still think Kane overplayed his hand with that plot point
>>222324161For a second I though those were really big platform shoes
>>222324623is there a term for having a thing for platform high heels specificallyor is that just called being straight
>>222321954By bashing it with a sledgehammer, repeatedly, pulling back into something like picrel after every strike, untill we bend the poles so much it can't move anymore, then we continue hammering it more untill its a single, easier to handle ball we can cart off and melt into copper pipes
>>222324897(Forgot the pic)
>>222324897>we can cart off and melt into copper pipeslmao
